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"It stole my bat."
"You mean took ownership of it?"
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"there's a lesson for you kids, too much coffee... 🤪👈" (x)
#if you watch enough gigs you will learn. that it is a Thing. without fail.#that every single time liam ever goofs a lyric he instantly looks at noel with a big embarrassed grin#oopsie! sowwy! 🤗🤗#noel cracking up here is so good lmao#he's like WONDERWALL? you mess up WONDERWALL of all things?? smfh#oasis#liam gallagher#wonderwall#ours
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"Maybe it's a sauce? Maybe that's what it is?"
"Is this supposed to be something?"
"Oh. It's nothing."
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So…
Completely joke question, you know those packets of powder you can toss into fires to make them change colors?
What if a blazeborn dyed their hair with them somehow and instead of normal fire colors for their flares, you get the bluish-green??
Doc: *having vivid flashbacks to Tango's goth punk phase where he dyed his hair by sprinkling blue raspberry kool-aid dust into his flares*
No. No that does not work.
#fanfic#ao3 fanfic#through the sky blue cracks#ttsbc#ttbsc au#worldbuilding#for the goofs#you decide if or not this is canon#I give you the power#make your own truth
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NPC icons are under way! I've got four more in my current batch yet to sketch (Tommy Torini, Arcade, James Garret, and Dr. Dala). Then maybe after I color em all, I'll do another batch and include the rest of the BIG MT doctors and some other NPCs. I'm so hype for these to be done and on Sadie's Toyhou.se profile shdh
#fallout new vegas#fallout companions#veronica santangelo#craig boone#swank#ed-e#lily bowen#francine garret#I LOVE THE GARRET TWINS BTW IDK IF YOUVE NOTICED#anyway back to tags#fallout#fnv#fo#new vegas#fallout fanart#my art#btw swanks says attempt two bc i massively goofed his last one#it just looks Bad#he deserves better so im taking another crack at it
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FLUMPY PART 4 ( JAKE SERESIN X READER)
SUMMARY: now at home while the guys navigate to looking after her in her recovery while she navigates her feelings to her new friend and now roommate since he was staying in the spare room to begin while also learning to get used to her new temporary life not being able to do much .
warning : adding the roommate trope to the list , the two get closer more flirty this chapter, we're getting there promise . mention of injuries , mutual pining , idiot in love flirty tension. little angst but more of goofy part to be honest . reader is in wheelchair after the accident but not permanently .
Once again the men left , some to get food while went, hangman and rooster wanted to stay it was new to see him like that and had her head reeling .
" so what weren't you telling me that little head thinking about " sarah asked .
" caught that huh" .
" caught the goo goo eyes at the tall blonde too" she winked .
" oh jake hang man i caught that too " maria simpson giggled .
" we've notice it even when she said she couldn't stand him" penny laughed .
" he beat up a dude twice for her ... dont tell your husband" nat gulp looking at maria .
" lips are seal wow how romantic" .
" yeah it was kinda bad ass .. don't tell hangman" she looked at y/n .
" wait he's the other one that requested leave to help her too" maria asked.
" does your husband tend to gossip like a high schooler this much" y/n asked shocked.
" only when it matters" she smirked .
" well i approve and i know your mom , tom , nick and carol would too" sarah smiled warmly .
"oh carol would be setting them up" penny nodded .
" oh honey whats wrong" they asked hearing a little cry .
" i miss them all so much" she sniffled starting to feel a little loopy too
. " they're here in spirit" penny kissed her head as sarah wiped her tears .
" i know but still" she cried harder.
" oh shit we broke her" nat joked. "Don't make me laugh it hurts" she sniffled .
" hey what's wrong darling" jake rushed to her side as the women shared smiles.
" i want my dead people back" she cried .
" what" rooster snorted .
" your mom, her mom , your dad and her husband " nat explained as they tried to not laugh.
" sorry it's not funny" sarah shook her head before they start laughing again .
" she get her meds" rooster asked.
" half an hour ago" penny wiped her eyes crying from laughing so much .
" explains it" jake smiled down helping her get comfortable .
" come on we let her settle,get coffee" nat herded them out the room including bradley.
" jake anyone ever tell you that your like a real life ken doll and g.i joe rolled into" she asked slightly dopey smile on her face.
" think you did couple times darling" he smirked .
" darling ugh i love that" she copied his accent .
" ok go sleep you" he laughed .
" so pretty i ever tell you , your pretty" she asked. " nope you did not unless pretty annoying counts" . " so pretty handsome pretty" she said dosing off . " think your beautiful darling" he whispered. "AWHH" he turned to see them all standing there . " not a word of this" he rolled his eyes.
Two week she was in hospital , she'd met the good samaritan charlie and his wife them giving her their number and address to keep in touch which she promised she would . Cops also visiting her taking her statement and let her know they caught the man who apparently was also drunk when he hit her only reason they knew was he crashed into a wall after a car chase that day and also was unharmed which she felt was like a kick in the gut since she was still in hospital and it was going to take at least ten more week of recovery also physiotherapy. But she was going home she sat as the beautiful nurse ruby went over after care as her dad , bradley and jake listened intently although the nurse gaze lingered on bradshaw the longest . when she finished she had her number over to the man incase he has more question .
" go roo" she cheered.
" you missy keep in touch too , i wasn't lying when i said you were my favourite patient although i will say my fellow nurses will miss the eye candy" she giggle as she hugged y/n .
" don't worry can't get rid of me but i will send some beach shots " she winked .
" sweetheart you little perv" jake laughed .
" hey what nurse ruby wants she gets after her excellent care" .
" don't be a stranger but also don't end up in here either" again her eyes lingered on rooster before she left.
" ok lets go push me i may be free but i'm not fully mobile yet" she cheered .
" you sure your in a rush darling we're riding in the bronco" jake asked.
" hey leave my baby along bagman" he gasped.
" it's not a bike but it will do" she sighed itching to get moving .
" i'm buying you a car any car you want princess" mav joked although she could sense the seriousness to it too .
" i guess these are only wheels i need for now huh" she looked down at the wheelchair.
" well then lets get rocking and rolling hot wheels" . " jesus christ bradley" the other two men hissed as her and roo laughed their ass off out the room .
Pulling up to her drive way was exciting , seeing the dagger squad standing a make shift sign in their hands along with penny and amelia. " hey where the ramp come from" her head tilted .
" bob got it , it's only temp one" rooster got out the car to get her only jake got their first.
" i gotcha" he smiled lifting her out of the car and into the chair.
hey look my new wheels" she said .
" oh your home finally" nat bounced towards her taking the chair from hangman and pushing her to the house.
" i mean i glad to be out of there but i think we might see a face around if someone grows a pair that is" she called back words targeted bradley.
" not only one who should grow a pair" he smirked at jake who glared at him . he was happy she didn't hear it or see how red his cheeks were.
The house was sparkling , looking around to see they cleaned it from top to bottom that was till her eyes stopped on the helmet that sat scratched , broken and in rough shape on coffee table .
" shit bob i told you hide that" .
" is it here?" she asked looking around at the pained faces.
" the garage when your ready" rooster crouched down to her level. " i wanna see it".
" no come on just enjoy being home pretty girl it can wait" .
" either someone brings me or i bring myself i wanna see it" she snapped .
" come on i wanna see it too" mav sighed.
" mav no she not.." .
" i got her" he said knowing she wasn't gonna give up . she was quiet as he wheeled her to the garage opening the door he but stopping turning to her.
" you sure?" and yet the words wouldn't come from her mouth so she nodded. He opened the door and closed it once they were inside he almost moved in slow motion walking over and pulling the sheet back . a gasp escaped her lips taking in the wreckage , lucky was an understatement as she looked at the completely destroyed machine. The way part hung off or the metal bent and scratched beyond repair but it in perspective of how close to never seeing her loved ones again. Her lip trembling and the sobs broke free , gut wrenching cries that made her dad snap out of his shock state and cover the bike before his arms wrapped around his daughter.
i got you sweet girl , daddy's got you" he repeated his own emotions getting best of him.
" get rid of it please daddy get rid of it" she hiccuped through the sobs that echoed through the room pleading like when she was little afraid of the monster in her closet or under the bed , she didn't care the other would hear them . " get rid of it" she begged.
" i will sweet girl lets get you into the house" he wiped his own face before the door that connected from house opened .
"i got her chair" rooster said not daring to look at the sheet it was evident on his face he was crying , they all were not a dry eye in the house when she looked around the room .
" i ruined the mood" she sniffled. " damn dust" rooster said swatting around them making her laugh only for the others to copy . " ok dustbusters lunch time" nat rolled her own teary eyes .
The mood restored as they ate food , she listened and laughed as they explained the trial and errors of setting her ramp up .
" cyclone said it was easy" bob held his hand up in defence .
" it was once we got the hang of it" fanboy fell over he was laughing so hard.
" wanna play on it later really test it out " .
" not in my chair you giants will break it"she yawned.
" she looks tired" nat face looked her over.
" med time too" bradley checked his watch.
" but i was having fun" she whined.
" we'll be back tomorrow hotstuff" nat winked.
" come on" jake lift her up and out of the room as she called good bye to others. " jesus in that much of a rush to get me to bed" she asked still waving at her friends leaving
. " know me too well sweet heart" he chuckled . she couldn't help miss her room and her bed but something was very different .
" why is there a baby monitor on my bed side table " her head tilt looking at the machine confused.
" chicken got them incase you need him during the night" .
" ooh that is clever.. Don't tell him i said that" she giggled.
" too late pretty girl wanna say it again only this time i can record it keep it with me for ever" he chuckled walking in pills in one hand and water bottle in the other .
" bagman do the honours i'm going to text ruby think i'm forgetting something" he said handing over them over .
" forgot my ass he misses the pretty nurse" jake handed her them as she laughed and groaned . " i miss being able to laugh with out pain" she pouted .
" they should help for now with that" jake smiled holding the bottle for her and she drank it back .
" can you sit with me til i sleep i kinda got use to it in the hospital" . " course i will sweetheart" .
He should of left an hour ago but yet he couldn't every little sound he was checking if she was ok .
" bagman the spare room is made up for you over" roosters voice called through the monitor.
" their not walkie talkies man , i'll head in now thanks.... Over" he chuckled giving her one more check before .
" goodnight darling" he whisper leaning down to kiss her head.
" awwhh cutie over" .
" creep" he shook his head walking out the door only to open door to spare room and rooster standing there.
" i figure you wanted them tonight , night lover boy" rooster patted his back heading to his own room .
" night bird brain " he rolled his eyes . " your good friend" he added closing the door . routinely he checked on her during the night from her to her injuries making sure the dressing were clean and she wasn't in pain then he went to sleep .
"Roo i need help" she whined sending him to his feet and into her room not caring he was in just his underwear.
" what's wrong , where hurts?" he began checking her over as she was completely taking off guard of half naked man in her room .
" where's roo" she asked forcing her eyes to his face .
" sleep what ya need, i can do it" he asked softly. " i need to pee" she whispered.
" i'll get rooster" he laughed heading out the room as it appeared both men decided to forgo clothes to be . wordlessly rooster lifted her half a sleep and to the toilet and back before some from of grunt and back to bed.
" oddly more efficient and less annoying half asleep" she giggled. " also why you here" she asked still trying to keep her eyes on his face although she did let them flicker .
" well i'm taking your spare room while you recover so get used to me being around" he shrugged trying to come off as confident but honestly he was a little nervous.
" he put the monitors in your room huh?" she asked seeing how nice her ceiling suddenly was .
" yeah i don't mind even if you snore like a hornet either" he teased .
" i do not snore like a super hornet , more like a kitten" she mused although her cheek felt on fire at possibility of her snoring in his ear though a monitor.
" no kitten don't shake the walls" he teased .
" that's clearly roo" she rolled her eyes .
" go sleep i'll wait til you are snoring" he wink loving the sound of her laugh or the little blush on her cheeks .
" no go before ROO's snoring keeps you awake night jake" she yawned. " night darling" he laughed heading to his temporary room .
" i ain't saying it man just pretend you didn't hear it , she enough on her problem without mine" she awoke to jake's voice as sun peaking in the curtains . it only felt like she closed her eyes and yet it was now morning .
" come on man just tell her she can help" .
" help with what why are you fighting this early" she groaned as they walked in fully clothed this time.
" jake needs help with something" rooster help her sit up although she wasn't fully awake and still groggy from her meds .
" it's nothing sweetheart ignore him" jake held the tray with her breakfast .
" ok you two are yelling and waking me up so tell me and give me real coffee" she yawned.
" he need a place to stay and won't ask" rooster spoke up .
" ok take spare room , coffee now" she grumbled .
"your using it anyways so just go with guys later to get your stuff while nat bathes me now bitches stop and coffee me " she said.
" told you" rooster stuck his time out. " coffee" she whined .
"shit sorry , you sure" he asked waiting til she drank it.
" yeah you'll be staying while i recover so why not just same as roo for rent and help towards bills and groceries" she said happier after her coffee.
" sorry for waking you pretty girl" bradley finally said. " nah its ok it's only ... 11 am what the hell" she wanted to rub her eyes but couldn't hole lack of mobility was killing her dramatic flare.
" thanks sweetheart" jake smiled. "Yeah next time don't be all bashful i maybe broken but i can still be useful ... can someone wipe my eyes" she asked sweetly.
she sat now cleaned on her bed at first the thought of being bathed at home well honestly was weird and yet funny as they wrapped the casts in plastic bags . " that was so good thank you feels nice to be clean and home" she sighed happily sitting on her bed as nat dried her hair.
" no problem although i didn't expect to come and find jake was moving in this morning you move quick"she laughed.
" not like that although he came into my room in just his boxer i think i died a little although so did roo not the same affect i mean think that cause he's my big brother in a way" she laughed.
" so half naked nurses " she giggled.
" i mean can't complain i don't think anyone would nat i could die with the hotness" she sighed dramatically.
" shh that's the front door" she laughed.
" new rule no shirts allowed" she yelled out . "your father is here perv" rooster yelled back.
" that's medication dad" she winced.
" i'll pretend i didn't hear it" he chuckled.
" do we take out shirts of or not" .
"keep your clothes on fanboy" the two girl burst into tear of laughter.
" hey was worth a shot" she snorted only for nat to hit the floor and guys rushing out.
" oh it's just phoenix" bradley said relieved .
" here let me help you up" mav held his hand out.
" love you too bradshaw" she snickered.
" what has gotten into you two" .
"we were watching magic mike" nat lied easily.
" got my own show of it last night" she whispered .
" i didn't heard that either" her dad walked out.
" what she say" .
" NOTHING" .
Monday came as she and bradley called their goodbye to jake eating their breakfast in her bed starting their morning at home . they watched countless hours of trash tv to the point they were taking score of the lie detector and paternity test result what was unexpected was how good rooster was at calling it .
" HAHA he fail i said it" she cheered .
" ok you won this times but i got the rest right pretty girl i know my trash tv".
" ok that's sad roo , this is sad" she looked at what they were doing .
" want to watch a movie or we could take you on a spin around the block .
" fresh air would be nice but i need to get dressed" she said sadly.
" and i've changed you drunk a lot in the past " he shrugged.
" i don't have a bra on" .
" i'll close my eyes pretty pst i got this" he smiled confidently.
He didn't have it not even close to it first he got it stuck before he put it on her head , then it got stuck on her arm which when he tried it hurt her so he had to look which was awkward as hell for both of them .
" we don't speak of it" she said as he wheeled her out the room .
" speak of what now" jake walked in the front door.
" i saw her boobs" bradley shuddered.
" that's not speaking of it and there not bad don't shake like that" .
" what me to show you mine make it even" he joked.
" no i seen them enough" she shuddered.
" see you did it too" he laughed.
" ok kids what are you doing" jake asked.
" oh walk around the block hot wheels here has cabin fever" bradley explained .
"scar face is right i can't take anymore paternity test and lie detectors" she pouted.
" you wanna take her i'll get lunch started" bradley asked .
" yeah sure i'm finished for day anyways" jake threw his bag down and took her chair.
" you can't cook , he gonna burn the house down" she yelled .
" i seen your boobies" he called making her shut up instantly.
" next time you play magic mike sweet heart give me heads up" jake teased .
" hard to magic mike it when you can barely move one arm and not move the other" she rolled her eyes.
Fresh air was so needed , seeing the birds in the sky or bees in the flower . even just feeling the slight breeze in her hair it was magical . little thing she missed being stuck at home or in the hospital . she missed work to itching to get back to being in the hanger, she loved her job and it suck not being about to do what she loved.
" what going on that pretty head of yours" jake asked instantly taking her attention funny she well not hated but didn't like him and now she looked forward to seeing him .
" pretty careful might think you don't hate me" she joked.
" never did wise ass" he laughed.
" fair anyways this all of it being out and enjoying the world instead of watching it out the window" she took as deep breathe letting it fill her lungs.
" you'll be running around in no time darling back to the hike least this time you won't ignore me" he chuckled.
" yeah i was an ass" she shook her head slightly guilty of her behaviour .
" nah i deserved it i was the ass" he said softer.
" we are both asses you can be left cheek and ill be right since it's my good side". " plus hard too ignore you ... being the account of you being so blonde i mean" she backtracked .
" hmm i don't think that's what you meant sweet heart do explain" he came closer she could feel his breathe on the back of her neck .
" i'm medicated don't let it go to your head bagman" she narrowed her eyes at him .
" nuh uh none of that i like my name coming from those pretty lips" he didn't know how it turned this way but he was enjoying the flirty tone.
" hey i'm broken you don't need to flirt cause you feel bad" she fake sniffled .
" ain't flirting cause your broken ..." .
" oh y/n your home bradley never said" an elderly woman came over to the two.
" hey mrs wilson i sure am" she smiled at her old neighbour .
" how are you doing dear" she gave a pity filled smile. " oh well intact sort of but i'm here" .
" who is this fine young man" she cooed batting her lashes.
" jake seresin ma'am nice to meet you" he shook her hand and y/n though the woman was melt on spot because she was same lately.
" jake actually new room mate naval aviator like roo not young though" she giggled . " but fine huh" he whispered in her ear making her gulp.
" oh she is very red maybe bring her in out of the sun" the woman worriedly checked her over.
" oh god kill me ... i mean i'm fine i'm fine" her voice went all pitchy only adding to the flush .
" best be going" jake held the laugh in .
" i'm medicated" she hissed.
" hey pretty girl med time come on" rooster called from their porch.
"oh kill me now."
PART 5
taglist : @harrysgothicbitch , @djs8891
#jake hangman x reader#jake seresin x you#jake seresin x reader#jake hangman seresin fic#jake seresin#bradley rooster bradshaw#natasha trace#pete maverick mitchell#penny benjamin#javy coyote machado#mickey garcia#robert floyd#reuben fitch#top gun fandom#top gun fanfiction#top gun#top gun maverick#glen powell cinematic universe#glen powell#goofy goof#goofy#fluffy fluff#tooth rotting fluff#crack
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“Well, even if we went through with it, it wouldn’t work. But thanks for the grand heroic rushing in. A certain element of purity is needed to break it." Malfoy licks his lips, "You’d have to be a virgin.”
Harry keeps every muscle on his face particularly still, hoping it looks to Malfoy as absolutely blank as it feels to him. Half a minute passes.
“No,�� Malfoy, already doing a poor job of sitting normally on his chair, bends in half, nearly falling out of it. He’s laughing. “No, Potter, no. No- don’t- you’re twenty-five years old!”
“And?” Harry asks, heat staining his face.
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Malfoy has a problem, Harry wants to help.
read it on ao3
#well well well looks like that one microfic became a real boy#a lot of goof and then some angst snuck right into the cracks as it is wont to do#drarry fanfiction#drarry fic#drarry fanfic#draco x harry#drarry#harry x draco#hpdm#garagepaperback
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#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dungeons and daddies spoilers#no because i think this podcast has cracked the code to actually making me go insane#just sandwiching the most crazy mind altering shit amongst goofs to catch me off guard the Maximum amount#i'll spend the next two weeks insane. Again.
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The era where they both wore all black was really fun because they still managed to make it extremely clear which one was gay and which one was straight.
#that's not even my joke it's theirs#elton made so many jokes about it and billy would crack every time#billy joel#elton john#i think this is from when elton got some kind of special grammy award#grammy legend or lifetime achievement or something#and billy presented it which was cute#and then they did a press conference and they were like goofing
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s5+ adrien agreste is like. what if the fridged wife was actually a zany teenage boy who we held at gunpoint until he forfeited all agency and plot relevance. but he stayed silly.
#sorry. any time i see chat noir being a goof in season 6 i will feel like cracking my head against a rock#season six adrien agreste category 90000 anger event is a MUST#or i WILL explode#sorry i’m normal and chill. about shows
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Oh it helps...Too bad the coughing still is there, but it has lessened!
"T-Thanks m-mom--"
Well her face was red from the heat of the pepper, so the redness has lessen too!
❛ M - Marchie ... !! ❜ Face full of worry , the Elf is quick to get a cold glass of milk & offered it Trailblazer . Hopefully it helps !
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"Aww, but didn't you say that you look better than me-- especially in pink?"
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Here are some art and tunes that helped inspire this crazy idea.
#Spotify#an extremely goofy movie#haunted mansion#maxley#max goof#bradley uppercrust the third#goofy movie#pj#bobby zimuruski#madame leota#fan comic#crossover#fan art#this idea is crack but won't leave my brain
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"Why...?"
"WHY?!"
"The answer is simple: because why not. It also works well keeping be busy and distracted from other problems of my own. Over all, excellent fun times. Already made a few friends begin screaming."
#Cracked Coffin :: Crack RP's and Goofing#Creeper Gonna Creep :: Darck In Character#Ever Watching And Knowing :: Dashboard commentary#(( oh my god ive sent so many boops. ))
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The brain is rotting the brain is rotting the brain is rotting AEGM is consuming me whole
MY BRAINS ARE MELTING HELP ME
#an extremely goofy movie#an extremely goofy movie oc#goofy movie oc#goofsona#oc#oc art#drawing#maxley#max goof#bradley uppercrust iii#his name is chester and he is a crack baby#he is based off a dehydrated horse#they probably explored each other’s bodies#gyatt#skibidi rizz
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who did it better, EA? or my eyelash slider i made in like 5 minutes 3 months ago
#actually? to be entirely on million percent honest?#these could be worse#genuinely i think ea takes it on this one bc that slider was mostly made for goofs#and looks very cartoonish and silly#now. are these lashes usable as-is?#not for me‚ no.#but i gotta crack em open and see what theyre doin w em#simoleon
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