#good timing lads

[suzie-shooter]

[tsuyalovebot]

make him lose his cool.

suggestive and sexual content. mdni, ageless blogs dni.

xia yi zhou / caleb x reader.

cw. drabble (~1k wc, written in one sitting. ignore any typos.) no sex, but caleb popping a boner like a victorian man. afab reader (that also wears bras). mc=reader.

"caleb is an ass man!" "no, he likes tits!"

personally, i think caleb would have a near panic attack upon seeing your shoulder, elbow, or ankle.

he just does a really good job of pretending he doesn't mind it. after all, the two of you grew up together. he's had to put his hands on you many times — carrying, tending to scrapes and cuts, tickling you, ruffling your hair, squeezing your face. skinship was a language that the two of you were plenty fluent in.

but the year spent apart failed to maintain this, like some half-assed video streaming subscription, and caleb's the newborn fawn learning how to walk.

so what happens when he knocks on the room to his bedroom — it belongs to you now, technically — with a plate of breakfast before coming in, and he witnesses you sitting up, all sleepy and the neckline of his shirt slightly sliding down your shoulder?

he's going to throw himself off a cliffside. maybe even off skyhaven itself.

the plate hits the bedside table on your side with a loud clatter. none of the food spilled over, luckily. he has half a mind to garble some lame excuse about being busy and a quick good morning before trying to bolt.

but, caleb nearly snaps into two when you tug at the hem of his shirt, slumber still slurred in your words as you ask where he's going. there'd been no strength in that tug. yet, he stopped in his tracks all the same. he ends up listening to your grumbles, ones reminding him that it's his day off, remember? you promised you'd spend it with me.

"i gotta take a shower first," he chuckles, hoping his voice wasn't too shaky. please don't notice. please don't notice.

"but caleb," you keen.

god, it's like when he'd take leave from the academy for a few days just to go back to you and gran. always coming home to you, thoroughly acquainted with you not being a morning person but still making the effort to cling to him and savor every second you two spent together.

he assumed it would be the same now, but clearly, that was a mistake. because the coiling tension of warmth threatening to boil over in his stomach was nothing short of treacherous.

caleb does manage to escape; albeit pained by the half-awake whines behind him and the sound of you falling back into bed. god, how badly he wanted to cave into your demands. you don't even know the half of it.

he wonders if you've ever curled into his side of that bed he once slept on, seeking his cologne, his body, his warmth the same way he looks for your silhouette in every corner of this home. a melody he knows, but a name he can't quite place in this shell of a house that transformed in your presence.

regardless, it's really difficult to let this relationship rebuild organically when he was popping a boner over the slightest sliver of skin. the shower's streams are icy on his skin, the impromptu bath having thrown a wrench into his morning routine. he refuses to even touch himself. letting the proof of his sin soften under the biting cold of the water, despite the discomfort.

because nothing was more horrific than having his body react to you like a prepubescent teen discovering porn online for the first time.

caleb thinks he's safe after spending an hour in the bathroom, fingertips pruned and mind cooler than the iciest of planets. but as he's changed back into his clothes, he discovers you beside the door, a blanket around your sitting form and those eyelids droopy.

"pipsqueak? what're you doin' here?" he's crouching down — mortifying boner forgotten as he gathers you into his arms before he realizes it.

then, you stir. a whine muffled into the crook of his neck as you wrap your arms around him, the vibration seeming to ripple down his spinal column. the blanket falls from your body in the motions, and you're so soft compared to the firmness of his body.

his arms tighten around you on instinct and you let out a pleased sound and—

he stiffens. you weren't wearing a bra.

"caleb, you're done." you yawn, like the spoiled, pampered figurehead of royalty you are. you arch up into him, and he swears he feels several of his neurons die, dropping like flies in the empty cavity of his head.

"take me back to bed." he feels the air shift as you seem to inhale his scent. your voice softer, more content when you say, "i wanna sleep some more."

he's so fucking doomed.

[kalwithatrenchcoat]

He is very Shayla.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

HOT, SINGLE, UNSTUDIED SPONGES. 3000 NAUTICAL MILES AWAY. Come sail the distance and read Tiger Tiger!

[chalkrub]

some of the head coms from recently <:^) indefinitely still open for these !

[livelaughlovesubs]

Quick thirst before I go back to writing, I was craving something sweet

Imagine this….

Him, sitting in your lap, face buried into the crook of your neck, back bend as he meekly claws at your shoulders. Your entire focus on him and his body, on the way his fingers twitched, the way he squirmed in pleasure.

One arm is securely wrapped around him, holding him close, listening to each others heart beat. The other one feeling him up, teasing his weak spots or playing with his erotic zones. And every time you rub just slightly harder, you are met with his moans and whimpers ringing in your ears. His breath tickling your skin and his tears damping your shoulder.

And once he gets close, he whispers, “I’m yours.”

[mobius-m-mobius]

it's a fair question 🙃 Lokius Incorrect Quotes [12/∞]

[xxplastic-cubexx]

i LOVE how you draw twink krakoa charles he's so...... twink...... your art is amazing

thank you so much !!!! i have a simple vision in mind whenever i draw krakoa charles next to erik, really:

it's significant he looks like a push pin next to erik it's infinitely better this way..

[screwpinecaprice]

Just a silly guy, with silly silly thoughts.

@glowweek Day 2

Casual | Surprise

A casual surprise?😬😬😬

[kenzan-brainrot-mp4]

My ass has Not been drawing because I'm trying to get through Infinite Wealth as fast as possible but oughh kazumaji, oh the way things change

The fact that these two scenes are 16 Years Apart is crazy.

The fact that it took 16 years, 5 games, and countless instances of Kiryu leaving for Majima to finally just outright tell him "don't leave", whereas before he would've just stayed quiet.

The fact that Majima stayed silent in Yakuza 3 when Kiryu was leaving to live a new, free life while leaving Majima to take care of his responsibilities, meanwhile in IW he speaks up when Kiryu leaves to go throw his remaining life away for the yakuza while leaving the 3jimas to their quiet (if admittedly miserable) new lives. ohhh they make me sick

[acidicalchemist]

oingo boingo blinkie set :)

bonus blinkies

post that inspired me to make these

[loveanddeepsecrets]

Domestic Headcanons w/ Caleb

Trying this again since Tumblr restricted my account for some reason 😒 so any interaction is greatly appreciated !

But I’m caught up with Caleb fr this time bc I didn’t know there was another 4 star card. It’s truly a great time to be a Caleb main bc Infold has given y’all a FEAST. I’m not confident with any nsfw hcs quite yet. We need a few more secret times audios iykwim. Caleb girlies, lmk how accurate this is!

tags: headcanon; fluff; hint of suggestiveness; slight angst; mostly gn, but lean towards an afab + fem!reader

🍎Pushup kisses (duh)

🍎 Has you sit on his back while you count his pushups

🍎 Chopped/Food Network marathons

🍎 Such shows inspire you two make up your own at home food competition

🍎 Popcorn fights during movie nights

🍎 Very competitive; even with the little things like racing each other to the car or front door

🍎 Often cheats with his evol when playing games

🍎 Slight daredevil in games of truth or dare but will never do anything to jeopardise his or your safety

🍎Has definitely played fruit ninja

🍎 Piggyback rides

🍎 Has you sit on his shoulders during music concerts/festivals

🍎 Squeezes your knee during quiet lulls in public places bc he knows you’re laugh will break the silence

🍎 Is honestly probably the best of LIs to cheer you up or soothe you from the falls of depressive relapse

🍎 You two were raining champions of chicken (pool game) in grade school

🍎 Play fighting/wrestling; which sometimes goes left and gets really suggestive

🍎 After much back and forth, he won’t try and dictate what you wear, but will be staring daggers and holding you close when anyone looks at you for too long

🍎 Basically your personal chauffeur, he likes long rides with you

🍎 Kisses at red lights

🍎 You two were technically each other’s first kiss, but it happened inorganically at a party (from games like spin the bottle, suck and blow (card game), truth or dare, etc)

🍎 Often reminisces about cherished childhood memories, but particularly ups the ante around Zayne to make him jealous

🍎 For how controlling he can be, he holds back quite a lot when you two argue. In the end, he sets his pride aside to make up and come to an understanding

🍎 Pulled a few strings with his colleagues at the fleet to skywrite “Will you be my girlfriend?”

[koroart]

Two Kings kissing — call that Clash of Kings 👌🏼✨✨

[yes-no-maybe-soo]

"Once we hold hands now

our lives will be bound together, along with our deaths ... [Our souls] will be merged to form an unbreakable bond"

"We part and meet,

again and again"

"If we meet,

Everything shall last for eternity"

[bacchuschucklefuck]

and! barbarian!fig! its her

[tapeworrmart]

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