#good mythical shitpost

[bootleg-nessie]

Welcome to Good Mythical Morning, today we’ll be testing out various torture methods from around the world on Link and seeing if he can guess what country they’re originally from

[hannibard]

original tweet

[netscapenavigator-official]

Good Mythical Morning feels like the type of YouTube channel that middle-aged, butch lesbians watch in the morning, on their iPads.

[wormswurld]

good mythical morning ig ???? ????

[chiefyakousdilftits]

Goodnight, ClockBolt Nation ( I am running out of shitposts and am willing to take ClockBolt Submissions atp ) 🤠✨🥂

[rattrapdadfigure]

For Good Omens Headcanons, when related to Crowley’s origins,

I like all of them and I explore them all cause it’s fun!!

He was Raphiel? Lovely!

Just a lil guy (not of high status) Splendid!!

Kokabiel?? I love! ;0;

And honestly any others I think are swag as well 👉👈 /genpos

This shit is so much fun!

I really like the idea of him having faded constellations on his wings :’))

[gamequeery]

… scooby is gay. i think i’m gonna say scooby is gay.

[from the good mythical more episode “Can We Taste That Fruit Snack Character?]

[asherlockstudy]

100 % of Link’s acrostic attempts:

Man! You _______ so _____! I could _____ love _____ ______ acceptable _______ __________

Variations include incidences, stallions, thatch and simp trusts.

Meanwhile, Rhett’s acrostic with Link’s commentary:

Rhett: My yearning towards

Link: Mhmmm

Rhett: heavenly “instances” (reminds me of a crush who got up in an argument with our language teacher, trying to prove the non-existent derivative word I had said was actually real) cause a large buttressing

Link (nods): Mhm

Rhett: evoking …….. amplified

Link: (nods emphatically) yes

Rhett (hisses): ssssssssssssssssss…….trong

Link: mhm

Rhett: …………… th…atch

[nammyfanficsblog]

I'm excited for the new banner today!! But it's kinda got bored this time since Halloween banner is turned into new dragon alt banner...alongside with X'mas banner these days...ah well..( but if Halloween is dragon banner now , pleasd give us Dragon roy that we deserved...I beg you)

Female Corrin got too many OP skills but I'm glad that she and her male self got alts..not just another lyn or Camilla

Male Corrin got less love than his female self but still the art is so amazing!

WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY NAGA?!?!?! even fallen grima both got more powerful skills than these!!!! I know she is a demote of this banner but can't they just make her like Halloween! Xane or summer! Claude??? They got a prf or thier OP skills in that!!!!

Oh my Duma and his sister in duo alts??? Wow! What a rare sight! ( I thought they hate each other??? Lol) Duma sounds like he got new V.A( but no he doesn't) their arts , their skills are perfectly...; w ;

Last but no least, They give us Free Nills!!! ( ah, I have been wanting him for so long!!! Since I didn't even got his og yet) he came with less useful skill again...but nevermind. Since his art is so cute! ( Nills must really want to come with his sister that he is in this banner lol)

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That's all guys! I wish you got who you want but as for me, I will skip this banner since Ninian legend banner eat all of my orbs and I need sometime to collect again....

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[wash-rotom]

the getting an engineering degree to being funny on the internet pipeline, just like my dads

[avidxmn]

he’s meditating guys

[yourdrugisafartbreaker]

I’m personally afraid of confrontation as I am more profrontation.

[kolanaki]

OMG Rhett you can't just say "pussy sores."

[milfweirdal]

When Wanna B Ur Lovr comes up on shuffle

[illwynd]

fic stats meme

tagged by @seamayweed. TY bb!!!! :D

rules: give us the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the least words.

most hits: Sleeping Beauty (thorki, smut, 6.2k words). One of my relatively early thorki fics from back in the kinkmeme days, full of somnophilia and various other kinks and delicious bottom!Thor with a side of Loki angst. (I bet I know why this one has a disproportionate number of hits to kudos. seems like it has a lot of. ah. reread value *waggles eyebrows*)

second-most kudos: Thunder and Other Things (thorki, 22.7k words). My take on the standard thorki arranged marriage with Jotun Loki trope... but because it's me writing it, he quickly gets Thor pregnant.

third-most comments: LMD (thorki+ (it's complicated), IW/EG AU-ish, 67k words). I guess it makes sense for one of my longer and serially posted fics to have lots of comments, even though it was written after the fandom had gotten so much quieter in recent years.

fourth-most bookmarks: Fimbulwinter (thorki, Wintersmith AU, 28.7k words). I still have a huge soft spot for this one. I love the way the story just seemed to be waiting to be uncovered, the way the roles just slipped over them, perfectly fitted. I love it when I get to play around with mythic references and resonances.

fifth-most words: What You Are in the Dark (thorki, horror, 37k words). One of my spookyfics, but one that started out from a single scene/concept of Thor getting consentacled by tentacle-monster Loki who was horrified by what his transformed body was doing, and it grew to a pretty sizeable story to explain that scene. Figuring out how to make that work was fun XD

least words: Two Thefts (Brothers Karamazov, Mitya/Alyosha, 100 words). It's a true drabble, what can I say? I come from old fandom where the art of drabbling was an important skill. Of course it's exactly 100 words long.

(Alternatively, if we stick with Thor fandom fics, it would be Jotun Thor Is Thor's Fursona, which is 377 words. I still recall hastily writing and posting it in response to a mutual's shitpost while getting ready to run out the door to head down to Comic-con and then not realizing how it had landed until I was able to actually sit down and scroll tumblr hours later XD good times, good times.)

Tagging anybody who wants to do it! Seriously, just say I tagged you. It's all good.

[rattrapdadfigure]

OKAY I started watching the Winx Saga because it’s made by the creators of the Vampire Diaries AND I JUST HAD TO SEE IT

The vampire diaries IS SO FUCKING FUNNY DUDE. Like not as funny bad as twilight but still

ugh I’m a twenty something and hORNEE, but the actorex is actually a 30/40 year old 💀💀💀💀💀

Anyways, Winx Saga has not disappointed it’s worse than Harry Potter (in a funny bad make fun of it not quite hate watch way)

It’s so bad it’s funny to watch. I wouldn’t say it’s good but eh so bad it’s good ig

Anyways, one scene, the headmistress was like “I need to mind read this demon to find out if there are more.”

Like what. Do you not know that you should just assume the worst and lock this whole thing down before people start dying? You really gonna risk your life for unimportant information because of story plot/drama? 💅🏻 Queen, no,,, 🧍

Seriously, do you not know military strategy or whatever where you just prepare for the worst? Instead the leadership of this school thinks it a better idea to sit around with thumbs up their arses 🤡🤝