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Now I know poly stuff beyond the boys being with each other isn't really something you believe in but did you SEE Rhett's reaction when Link said "you like a woman who's talking to someone else?" His expression went briefly shocked and I am 90% sure he did the "STOP TALKING LINK knee whack" under the desk because of the way he shifted and how Link's voice cut off. This man for sure has a bit of a cucking thing. Whether Link's willing to participate in that is another thing, but I think he wants to watch his boy and his girl together lmao. I am suddenly reminded of that comment he made once about crocodiles and aligators not mating and that he has tried to make it happen...

I think it was confusion rather than shock but this doesn't mean I don't agree Rhett must have a raging cuckold kink. Remember all those times he has said "I'm not a jealous man" emphatically? He would also be into a trio with Link and Jessie, it's basically canon, he was talking young Link into scenarios of sharing a girlfriend. Link as a grown adult however is really NOT into anything of the sort IMO. So Rhett can only dream (:

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Sort of related to that previous anon, some of my thoughts on that and how I think they handle portraying their relationship in general at different times to different audiences. Number one, it was DEFINITELY faux shock. He knows him so well, they are clearly very open about their individual sex lives in private with each other (Link literally answers "I'm not going to answer that here" and there are various other things they have said that made that clear.) and the amount of time and the way he hesitated made the answer very obvious. Whether they do it together or not, have ever done it together in that room, or if it's purely about him and his wife, Rhett was not really shocked lol. Now I have had a sense sometimes that they at times will set a way they are going to portray their relationship or rules on what they talk about for a specific episode/thing/situation or for a space of time. For instance, I had a sense when I watched the intimacy game livestream that they had decided that they would come at it almost purely from a creative partnership standpoint. I think in sextember, if they are really doing it together, they probably have a rule that anything outside of their relationships with their wives should not come into anything they are talking or even really thinking about, which would defend against the little slip ups and things that don't make total sense in the context they are presenting. I have wondered specifically why Rhett seemed to spook like he did when he mentioned finishing Link's food, and a couple of thoughts on that were: was it because it didn't seem very business partnerly? That would be unlikely to happen in a professional meeting type meal out for example. or perhaps, was the meal out more of a date type situation? Was it a little more intimate in their minds and he freaked for having mentioned that it happened at all, as though we could somehow read their minds and know the nature of their meal out, just through him mentioning a very normal friend interaction that happened during it? (Irrational panic hitting before logic)

For some ear biscuits or outside ventures or guests they get very bro-y. The rules for typical gmm and gmmore and probably regular ear biscuits seem a little looser to leave room for comedy, their weird little cryptic remarks and their funny moods where they seem to barely be able to keep the closet door from smashing open. But I think the standard is probably, if we talk about our relationships, it's about the wives, the rest doesn't exist and shouldn't factor in or really be in mind. And if Link is feeling generous like he seemed to be in that moment, he'll stick to that too haha.

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Yes, it was faux shock, just to clarify, I said "Rhett played it well", so there isn't really any negotiation that Rhett could be genuinely shocked but it was well performed in my opinion, enough that if Link's response was not so peculiar, it could have perhaps flown over our heads. After all, if Link has had sex with him in his office, then it would be mathematically impossible for Rhett to be shocked about Link having sex in there, unless Rhett was drugged during the act or something lol But yeah I also believe they share these things with each other, even if Link had sex with Christy in the office of the creative house, Rhett would almost certainly know. But perhaps there is a chance Link would not share this in specific with Rhett out of guilt. It would feel characteristic of Link that he would not like the idea of having sex there with someone other than the one he bought this house to be with (which by the way would suggest it was probably Christy's initiative to have sex there).

I totally agree that they almost always agree in advance on how suggestive or not they are going to be in an episode. You can tell when they are looser or when they diverge from the original agreement and sometimes one of them stiffens up because of it. I also completely agree that they seem to have set the relationships with the wives as the standards when referring to their romantic / sexual experiences in public. They do get out of control often as we see but the general idea is that they refer only to the relationship with the wife.

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yeah rhett going for "i prefer to go deep not just lick" lmao tbh i thought link was mostly talking about straight oral sex - i think he was about to stop himself worrying that it would sound like he didn't like that and invite some mockery from rhett but wanted to impress him a bit - and rhett was the one to turn it really (cryptically) gay in another effort to poke a lil fun at how link prefers to go down, vs his preference to go all the way down haha

like how could we interpret what rhett was saying in the context that they were hiding in there as straight 🤣 maybe he has a really weird technique

Rhett was definitely gaying it up lol and yeah I think Link was trying to make this sound just vaguely "straight enough" to not sound questionable (which is why he acted up when Stevie laughed) but at the same time I think he wanted to pass a message to Rhett under everyone's nose because he paused and checked whether what he was about to say was representing him (which probably wouldn't be a positive message about cunnilingus because we have been told more or less that Link is not a huge fan of it) so he was like "there are few things you can lick and when you actually find something you do want to lick (Rhett) go for it!" and he expected some sort of acknowledgement from Rhett because Rhett has whined in the past about Link not going down often in a way that made it seem like he had a bit too personal opinions about it and it wasn't only that he was looking out for Christy!

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romance is a type of friendship and im sick of people pretending like they're two seperate categories. your romantic partner is Supposed to also be your friend like at the very least why are we pitting romance AGAINST friendship when they r intertwined???? romantic partners are also friends and u can have romance with ur friends stop acting like these bitches are seperate forces

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Today's GMMore vibes

Rhett: Mmm I do like a woman in a headset Link:

Link: You like a woman who talks to another when she's with you? Rhett: No... I... it was a joke... a bad joke. Link: Okay. bY thE WAy, after the sauna I towelled off and then blow dried my entire body and I reached all the way into the taint. Rhett: Okay... thanks for letting us know??? Link: Let me tell you, dust and debris got everywhere... Rhett: Ew Link: He he XD Rhett: Makes sense, it's been a while ;) Me: IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE WHAT Link: Yeah, it has! :) Link: But you were in there for my blowdrying show- Rhett: No! I exited Me: Yeah save it while you can

Link: Anyway I believe the optimal way to eat ice cream is by licking it from the cone Rhett: I don't know... Link: There's not enough things- Link: (Hold on, does this ice cream statement represent me as a newly consciously gay person who's only been with his bestie but is very urged to keep hiding it...?) Link: Yeah it's alright I'll stand by it Link: Resume: There's not enough things you can lick, so when you find one you like you should take full advantage Link: *shoulder punch to Rhett* Nailed it huh? Stevie: *dying laughing* Link: WHAT? THAT WAS BOTH STRAIGHT ENOUGH YET ALSO FLATTERING FOR MY ORAL OBSESSED FRIEND, I ACHIEVED PERFECT EQUILIBRIUM, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME AFTER ALL Rhett: There are many things you can lick Link: No there are not. So if you have the opportunity to lick something, GO FOR IT. Rhett: When something is good to lick, it's also good to bite Link: ......................................................... Of all people, is it YOU who disagrees...? (That's fine, no blowjobs for the foreseeable future) Rhett: No man, I have vore, you have lick! Me: Vore and Lick. Rhett: Lick is not enough for me, I wanna eat... hihi Link: Understandable Rhett: I mean, when I have it in front of me, I want it all inside my mouth Link: Fair enough, bROthEr! Your request will be granted. Link: ***Biting buddies*** Me: Wrap this gay trainwreck up already

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So, in GMMORE "Ranking Reality TV Shows" at around 14:20, there was a very interesting moment.

Rhett joked that a picture of your mom in a dorm room was not a cock block at all, a call back to earlier in the episode when they said a poster of a girl in a bikini was. Rhett then knows that Link has a picture of his mom in his office. This immediately caught my attention, since they were specifically talking about cock blocking and Rhett seemed to know exactly what picture Link meant, even though Link could have a picture of his mom anywhere in his own house as well. I almost brushed this off though, as I try to think realistically and I thought this didn't mean much.

After Link makes it clear that he has had sex in his office at the creative house, which warrants an interesting reaction from Rhett (am I delusional in saying that it's faux shock?), Link says "Let's do a quickie in my office." As I mentioned before, I almost brushed this off. But, after rewatching, I noticed that right after Link says this, Rhett does the nose touch.

I just wondered what your thoughts are on this, and if that was a legitimate Nose Touch moment.

I think the most incriminating behaviour was Link's actually because he had a strange expression and he lingered so much as he was thinking how he should answer to Rhett's question. Rhett played it well IMO, Link on the other hand was like "what the hell do you expect me to say to that". He elects to not answer very pointedly, which is an answer in and of itself.

Then when he says "let's do a quickie in my office", it is after it is established that there wasn't suspicion for Rhett's involvement, meaning that they had at least felt convincing enough that the sex they meant he had was with Christy, so I believe Rhett's nose rub was incidental. It also looked so. He didn't seem anxious or alarmed.

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I really am enjoying Link driving Rhett insane

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Link was literally constipated the week they went to summer camp, they even mention this in the episode. Rhett says he never kissed anyone at camp because he went to an all boys camp and he wasn’t into kissing boys. Link, speaking from Rhett’s point of view, says if Rhett was going to kiss a boy at camp it would be a constipated one…..a.k.a. if Rhett was going to kiss a boy at camp it would have been Link.

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Adding here a reply by @keepingitplutonic :

I tried very hard to figure out what else link might have meant or something else he could have been responding to (it was for sure rhett and link english, they speak their own cryptic language) but I could only interpret that as link speaking as rhett, saying that if he is gonna kiss a boy, it's gonna be him. Like kissing boys has "never really been his thing" but link's the exception, idk. Trying to tune into their frequency can be exhausting

I believe your interpretation is correct, guys. What probably confused me is that Link had a pretty serious face, unlike the one he usually has when he speaks on behalf of Rhett. Like @keepingitplutonic said, Link meant this to be cryptic, because his grammar and phrasing is bad and leaves a lot of spots to fill in with your imagination: "But if I am (ever gonna make kissing boys my thing), it's gonna be a constipated one (boy)". Let alone that the tense is also off, as we know this has already happened (it has, not in the summer camp or in their youth obviously, but it has already happened). So yes it didn't click initially but now that you guys provided this interpretation, it is unmistakeably this one.

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today's more was an interesting one! link said a few things, rhett tried to pull them back, the usual. but there's something about what link said about the kissing your crush option.

"we both really wanted to do this. and i just... i never experienced that."

I just. don't think he was talking about kissing girls at this specific place where he was having such an awful time that neither of them ever went back. And they have talked plenty about kissing girls at that time outside of summer camp so he's not just talking about kissing crushes (unless he genuinely never liked anyone he kissed in that way which. doesn't really change my point at all, maybe boosts it). I can't help but take what he's saying as they had a crush on each other and weren't able to experience that in a normal way because of the everything around them.

And then of course rhett had to reiterate that link is his best friend and is weird in case anyone thought maybe link was saying that they secretly wanted to kiss each other at their all boys summer camp. Especially after he said that much more clearly earlier.

I don't think we have enough evidence for it but I also sense Link meant Rhett as the crush he wanted to kiss...

Then there is an exchange I legitimately don't understand, probably because Link tried to phrase it very cryptically, so it made little sense and then Rhett was so alarmed his reply also didn't make sense.

Rhett: I went to an all boys summer camp one week and I never gotta go back because he didn't take a dump the whole time. And I didn't kiss any of the boys because that's never really been my thing. Link: But if I am, it's gonna be a constipated one. Rhett: Yeah. No... not necessarily.

Is my English the problem? What the hell is said there? Does Link mean "but if I am your thing, (our kiss)??? is gonna be a constipated one"? Does he mean "but if I am kissing someone, (the kiss)??? is gonna be a constipated one"? Does he mean "but if I am taking the dump, it's gonna be a constipated one", and if so why?

I don't know what level of English this is but I have not reached it XD Maybe it's Link English. And then Rhett saying "yeah, no, not necessarily" only makes things even more confusing.

My only conclusion is that Link was saying something risky cryptically and Rhett didn't quite make out what Link was saying but he picked on the intent so he gave an equally messy cryptic response.

Unless it's something totally understandable to you guys and my brain is short-circuiting idk!!!

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Winona Ryder as Veronica Sawyer Heathers (1988) dir. Michael Lehmann

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I find it very offensive that the more unwell you are, the more things you have to do to maintain your health. Things like following special diets, going to medical appointments, making big and important decisions about what treatments to use. At the same time, the more unwell you are the less energy you have to do all of these extra things. It seems grossly unfair.

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key points in jordan myrick's perception of link

fiddles with his glasses

is a little camp

doesn't like foods

likes to mention his wife and how she likes those same foods

sex is with rhett

Is this inspired by some recent Jordan content though, because if so, I haven't watched it.

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