the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING
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idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/
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i have seen gay porn less homoerotically charged than whatever the fuck they were doing in that hyundai civic
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i miss the bad guys. like they really took the only good thing about zootopia (furries) and made it infinitely better by Not being copaganda
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not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.
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was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.
to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:
kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him
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*puts hands on hollywood exec's shoulders, staring unblinking into their eyes* listen to me. you will never get people who hate musicals to like musicals by making your musical less of a musical. if you hide the fact that your film is a musical in the advertising, you're going to get a lot of low ratings from people who hate musicals and went into your movie not expecting a musical and got one anyway. people who hate musicals will hate them no matter how realistic and diegetic and lowkey you try to make it. they will hate musicals even if you completely excise anything complicated, over the top, silly, or even slightly challenging. they will hate musicals even if you cut half the songs. they will hate musicals even if you cast that a-lister who can't sing worth a damn. stop trying to market to people who hate musicals. they're a lost cause. your audience should be people who love musicals. this half-assed middle ground pisses off both camps. just embrace the fact that your movie is a musical. lean into it. don't try and trick musical haters into coming to your film when you could be marketing to the theater kids. better cringe than a coward.
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I 👏 Need 👏 Your 👏 Help 👏
You guys are my only hope
I NEED MOVIE RECOMMENDATIONS!
literally the people in my life are useless when it comes to recommendations, so you guys got my back right?
Basically these are just some things I like in movies (not limited to tho I just don’t have the energy to type out every single thing I like watching)
Alright:
Enimes to lovers plot
action/ adventure
Assasin/hitman vibes
Not just romance, gotta have other things in it
mystery
murder mystery
crimes
comedy infused (gotta get the lols from it)
theivery
So there some things I like and here are some movies kinda based on those that I enjoyed (you guys can also take these as recommendations)
red notice
Uncharted
The 5th wave
sorry my minds literally gone blank so that’s all I got lol
also apologising cause this isent really my normal ranting post but I’ll get back to that today
Thank you all so much if you’ve followed or thinking about following as I’m trying to build a little community on Tumblr! xoxo
p.s once I’ve watched the movie recommended would you like me to do a post reviewing it? Up to y’all on whatever stuff you want from me
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With The Boy and the Heron, Miyazaki really said: I accept that my legacy is out of my control, that my children may not be my successors, that this tremendous monument I've built with a lifetime of toil, this fiery blessing that simply fell out of the sky, may not continue without me, In fact, it may crumble to dust, I accept it because my children and their children are alive and well, in this imperfect world, and thats enough. Yes, I accept that this is the end, but God damn, I'll go out with a bang.
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