#good morning to mee

[souvenir116]

the way he opened his mouth to say "Charles" and his smile 🤏🏻 "I remember it like the day yesterday"

[artichokeluvr]

[riderofblackdragons]

You know, when I first read mdzs, I thought the lan bedtime was stupid and didn't understand it

Now that I have a job that I have to get to by 7am, I'm finding following that fucking bedtime routine is actually suiting me pretty damn nicely

[crossbackpoke-check]

thank you to @bhagell!! choose and then tag people you want to get to know better <3

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[nyancatdisconnected]

Just confirmed, my sub bus driver is a pedophile‼️

My friend caught him staring at my ass while I walked away 😞

[wekillitwithfire]

guys idk about you but i'm doing such a good job playing the part of a normal person.

[therealgamble]

Happy Holiday (though some of us are still have to work) Monday!

[heritageposts]

[Warning, explicit descriptions of torture and violence.]

Far-right Israeli groups on messaging apps have shared and celebrated graphic videos of what appears to be Palestinian workers in the occupied West Bank being abused by Israeli soldiers. Several of these videos were published on the "Without Limits" Israeli right-wing Telegram channel on Tuesday, which has over 117,000 subscribers, among other right-wing groups. In one harrowing video, blindfolded Palestinian men with cable ties around their hands are seen being assaulted by heavily armed troops. The men - some of whom have been stripped entirely naked - can be heard screaming while lying on the floor. Soldiers drag them across the ground, while one Israeli soldier steps on a detainee's head. His colleagues are heard laughing in the background. The clip has almost 2,000 laughing emoji reactions to it, with hundreds of celebration emojis, as well as love-eye reactions. "Burn in hell terrorists you deserve it. Hope the soldiers abused them well," read one of the most-liked comments under the video. "Hope that without the camera, [the soldiers] fuck their mothers," read another comment.  "It's very good not to kill them so that they will live and suffer and every breath they breathe will be in suffering and agony," wrote one user.  One of the comments expresses concern about the visibility of such abuse to the outside world.  "Please delete, it is not good for the world to see us doing this," it said. Another video shows a blindfolded and handcuffed man on his knees, next to a car. An Israeli troop says "Good morning, you whore!" in Arabic, before kicking the man and spitting on him.  That clip also had hundreds of comments and reactions celebrating the abuse and inciting violence against Palestinians.  A third video shows an Israeli military officer humiliating a blindfolded Palestinian man by playing music and forcing him to dance along. 

. . . article continues at MEE.

Published 1st of November, 2023.

[twinn2nsty]

Sneaky Linking♡

》Pairing: Gojo X Black!Reader

S. When yall met, it was no strings attached, just straight sex and lies under the sheets. But satoru couldn't keep up his end of the bargain, his lies faltered, and his sex became loving. He started staying longer, and it annoyed you—just what did he want?

Tags and warnings⚠️: bakcshots, pussy mentioned, fingering, clit rubbing, orgasm ruining, whimpering, drooling, choking, BDSM, ass slapping, pounding, breeding kink, Daddy kink, nipple play, sneaky links, fucking behind company's back, your roommates a bitch, gojo can't keep his hands to himself, gojo loves pussy too much, wifey talk, you called him husband?, PussyDrunk!Gojo, CockDrunk!Reader

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The morning was beautiful, the birds chirping away in the dew drop air, trees swaying lightly in the mist and fog pooling the streets in settled clouds. You yawned, opening your curtains to stare at the quiet neighborhood and the slow rising sun, making the sky a blueish purple hue. You turned your head and almost suffered a jumpscare. You yelled as blue orbs stared at you with a wicked smile attached to them. You covered your chest with blankets instinctively, shouting at the man, "Dammit, gojo, you were supposed to leave at five!" You shouted at your sneaky link Gojo. He was laying comfortably with a plushie Garfield squished comfortably in between his biceps as a pillow. He propped his hand up on his head, smirking at you like a creep. His white hair fell over his snowy eyes as he just laughed at you.

"Was~♡" He said sadistically. Gojo ran a hand over your waist, pulling at the blanket that was snuggled in your eagle grip, "Cmon lemme see~" He purred, voice velvety and crispy, he completely ignored you, tone low and in a whisper.

"Satoru! Go home! You can't keep doing this shit! Cmon, get out before my roommate comes home! You know she doesn't like you." You urged, pulling his hands away from your blankets. You tried to push at his chest to get him to see the urgency of your situation. Since you and gojo started fooling around, your roommate had gotten heated, saying she hated gojo being in her house. Really, it was your guy's house, not just hers. Not knowing that when she leaves for those long weekends to her mother's (her mother fell down some steps and suffered permanent injury to her legs. As much as you feel bad, you were grateful stairs existed.), you were sneaking a guy over and getting your pussy handled by some rich dude you met at a club.

"Come home with mee~" He pouted in that same tone you gave him. He pulled you by your wrist to force you down on his side, wrapping an arm around your waist protectively.

"Satoru what happened to the whole, 'fucking with no strings attached?'" You asked prying at his arm. You're right – he did say something about that when you two got 'together', you wanted a fun time, and he wanted you. You were just free out of a relationship that ended on bad timing. He was just out of a toxic relationship with his job. He just needed a destresser, someone to dump himself into with empty promises.

And boy, he was happy when he found you at that club, so pretty and bad. Sitting at the bar, drinking a deep red alcohol, staining your pretty lips with a tinge of red. Hair curled and wavy, nails on point and dress, tight and black, pulling up your thighs. He thought you wouldn't give him the time of day, but lucky him, you were feeling his vibes. And you hit it off, though you weren't looking to date.

As much as it saddened him, he didn't want to let this opportunity go—you were just too good. If giving you dick and pampering your needs was the only way he could stay close, fuck it. He just ask of you one thing, make him your one and only link up. Now here you were trying to get this nigga out your bed when eight months ago you've wanted him no where else but here. Lately, he's been staying his alotted time and asking you to come home with him. Shit along the lines of 'he'll take care of you' and 'you could be really happy.'

And really, you haven't thought of it, just thinking he's bullshitting. But the asks have become persistent, and you've started seriously believing him about him stealing you.

Gojo wrapped his slender fingers around your throat, pulling you desperately close, "Baby~" He cooed, trying to kiss you. Just then, you felt something against your ass. It was hard and warm. Gojo groaned into your ear, and you knew what it was. His dick—it was so fucking big, and gave you a run for your money.

"Satoru, please, I have to get up and get my room cleaned—you're messing up my morning!" You begged, trying to pull away. Satoru grunted when your ass unknowingly rubbed his sensitive red oozing tip. He gasped, bucking his hips needily, "W- why?" He asked, tugging your ear in between his pink lips, as he rubbed his cock against your ass. Circular motions as he whined breathlessly at the friction given by your soft ass.

"Satoruu~" fuck it, he wasn't gonna leave you alone. If you can't beat 'em, then you might as well join him. Gojo, sucked in a deep breath shuddering at the feeling of your hand tugging his tip, stroking his cock. You softly cooed, cramping your neck to look at him over your shoulder. His eyes were almost shut completely, baby blues trying to focus so hard on your hand stroking him achingly slow.

"Sp- Speed up baby~ fuh fuuuck~!" He bucks into your hand, holding your arm still behind you to keep your from trying to pull away from him as he fucked your hand wildly. He kept you looking back with a strong grip around your neck still, "Yeah? That feels good daddy~?" You purred, syrupy lips drooling as he pulled you in for a kiss.

He nodded fervorously, tongue and spit, keeping the two of you connected in a heated encounter. The build-up of his impending orgasm kept him wanting for more, twisting your treacherous little hand up and down his shaft quicker.

"Ah ha ha~ yess, right there! Fuckk, I'm finna cum all over your pretty hand~ kiss me. You know I love it, I love it when you kiss me so sweetly." He whined, not knowing he was already spilling into your hand. When that intense knot finally caught up to his ass, he seized up, shaking violently.

"Hck! Haah~!" Satoru started to shudder, gasping for air in tight breaths as he came down from his high. Gojo laid there, still shuddering and shifting. You pulled your hand up to your mouth, heart eyes blurring your view of his ivory semen decorating your fingers in thick ropes. You opened your hot mouth, swirling your syrupy tongue around your shakey digits, savoring the sweetness blessing your tongue.

Satoru watched in ecstacy. He grabbed you, pulling you all the way around and to plant sloppy kisses on your face. You wrapped a leg around his waist, pulling him closer to you, wrapping your arms around his snowy neck to deepen the kiss. He reciprocated, putting a dominate hand around your nape and one around your waist.

"Mngh, sa- toru." You studdered when his lips brushed against the crook of your neck, kissing you softly, "I gotta make you cum pretty girl, gotta see that halo light up around your pretty head." Gojo grabbed you, manhandling you on top of him. He loved it when you road him dirty. Pussy soaking his lap while you lost your mind on his dick, bouncing just on the tip, rolling your hips fuck he loved that shit there.

"Y- you're gonna drive me up a wall, satoruu~" You gripped his shoulders, letting him settle his hands around your squishy waist. Gojo titled his head to look at you, "Drive you up a wall? You're gonna drive me insane. Why won't you be mine?" You huffed, pulling your blankets off to get a better sitting. You lined your cunt up with his angry tip, rubbing your pussy folds against his sensitive head. He started leaking precum, he bit his bottom lip, watching his dick be played with by your juicy pussy, "Why you won't stop asking?" He wasn't even paying attention, just groaning subtle Mhms' under his shakey breath, "H-huh? What Y/N?"

You sunk down around the tip, while it snagged on your folds before settling slowly for a tightening squeeze that got tighter the more you vented your frustrations, "You k- fuh keep asking me to be yours-! You keep wanting me, whe- when you said you the one who wanted, no strings atta- Shit! Gojo fuuck!" He thrusted upwards with a wet sluuurp of your cunt followed by the roll of your eyes, fingers gripping the satin sheets pooled beside Satorus' head. His eyes were glazed over, pupils dilated as fuck as he crammed his head to watch you bounce on it. Drool pooled in the side of his mouth, jaw tightening. The tick in his jawbone cemented the k-9's digging into his inner cheeks.

"Cause I fuuuhhhcckin' want you, you the one- Hah, making it difficult f' me! Making me wanna baby trap you into being mine, I wanna family with y- you. Fuck you got me in love." Gojo let his head fall back on the sheets. One of his hands came down on your jiggly ass while your thighs seared in light pain. Your eyes grew wide at his confessions.

But it was too late to be worried about anything now. He's been fucking, you raw for months straight, safety first and a bitch got birth control after the second month or third month into this whole thing. That's some dedication for a man who isn't yours trying to be yours now.

"I want you, I want you, I want you y/n glory be God's name fuck you're precious-" He grabbed at your middle back, pulling you closer, burying his face within your plump chest, locking and sucking on your breast, making your maw hang open, scratching his shoulders.

Your eyes went cross, his cock was dragging against your milky G-spot, the walls of your pussy becoming irrasitably tight around his angry cock, bullying your walls. You started leaking white around the rim of your pussy, milky white cream drooling out of your battered pussy, his happy trail dragging against your clit as you grinded on his cock.

Your eyes fluttered shut, "Oh my god oo right there! Shittt Satoruu!" You gasped, Gojo kept going, "I want you to be my girl. You're so pretty when you're around me, and you're pretty when you're not with me! Fuck it! You're pretty when you're everywhere with me and without me I know you're just as beautiful. We been- shit stop allat runnin', you goin' too fast tryna go somewhere!" He gripped the ends of your hair, pulling your neck up towards the sky. You saw nothing but ceiling bouncing in and out of your rocky vision.

"I got money. You got style and dignity, I want you. Take my money and my dick, just stay wimme.' You don't never come over ~ I wanna see you on my sheets and in my bed, C'mon pretty angel. God, you're such an angel." He growled, eyes watching you jolt, "Augh!" Your throat got dry. You tried to reach for something to sustain you. He got you cornered, waiting for your answer, "C'mon ~ cmon cmon cmon." Each thrust is punctuated with a pleading 'C'mon' from gojo.

"Satoru -"

"Stop calling me that, you know my name." He teased, gripping your hair tighter. His hips raised slightly to give you an edge deeper and connect you with a loud Plap! Plap! Plap! Making you grip at the headboard. Eyes rolling with a hand on his chest, "Oo shit daddy-" — "Yeah that's my fuckin' name baby, tell me whatchu want. Tell me, imma give it to you ten fold. You want a newcar? Bought. New nails? Bought. Just me? I'm calling off of every single event just to take you around the world, I'm fucking insane about you-"

"Every day, every hour, every week, I can't stop thinkin' about you. You know that." Did you? These empty promises started sounding legit when he started dropping certain 'Hobbies' that piqued his interest. Endless nights out now spent taking care of himself at home, talking on the phone with you. Life's been really quiet from the fence of ole' ADHD Satoru, even Toji grew concerned with how much he stared at his phone. Quieter than Suguru, now that's an issue. If you were just another hoe, you wouldn't mean that much to him, he wouldn't stop whatever he was doing to shove food down his throat when you texted him too cause you said – "You're too skinny for the strongest man in the world, you come over and I'm stuffing you. With pussy and Bread!"

You thought they were fighting words – Poor satoru dear, he saw those as wifing words. You fixed him large ass plates of food and watched him eat like he hadn't ate in days while he watched a movie, eyes glued to the screen while he happily ate like a greedy child. You'd watch him in awe, it was fascinating watching a long lanky skinny dude put away like Thanksgiving. Then begging you with puppy eyes for another plate.

"No no satoru, time for dessert~" That boys eyes never popped out their sockets when you lifted his shirt and revealed your sopping wet pussy to him. He almost dropped the plate trying to latch onto you. You still gave him another plate before he went to sleep because he whined about them.

You turned a sneaky link into putty, and all he asked is for you to be his. "Yess! Fuck, make me cum daddy, please! Please make me cum!" And really, what was the harm? Gojo treated you like gold. Supporting you through your ups and downs. Even if he was a sneaky link, he treated you like his wife when he slept over. It filled you with euphoria to cook for him, watch over him while he fiddled around with your games and talked your ear off... God he was annoying as fuck, all in your life when you didn't want him to be.

Stupid Satoru...

Helping you when you didn't ask. Eating your food and telling you, praising you for being such a good cook. Slow dancing with you while you cleaned like your ex would–funny thing is you never told him he did that. Satoru Gojo, what a fucking joke.

So why did you want him so bad?

You felt your eyes gloss over, kiss bitten lips trembling. Your cunt tightened around him, thinking about him that way. You thought he didn't notice? Foolsih girl, cause he did, he was fucking whining. So we're you, more than him, grinding your needy hips into his, clit buzzing, pussy sobbing. His veins messaged your panting walls, his angry tip bullied you into this. Gojo was a bully, "A bully? Me?"

You mewled, "Bully! You're so m- mean to me! M- making me do things, things I haven't done in ah~! Years, y-you're you're a headache!" You were crying, choking on pleasurable sobs. Gojo smiled widely, eyes widening, "Shit darling~" He slowed down, and you started protesting. Naughty girl, you were too high. You started bouncing on it, "Sh- shitt, hollon hollon hollon–" Gojo scrambled to grab your waist.

"–!" You flinched, his hand came down on your right cheek. You moaned again. It was so hot. Sweat building up between the two of you, panting like dogs. Gojo slapped your ass again, and you genuinely cried out. Your ass stung thanks to them lanky ass fingers and fough ass palm. Damn he must've smacked the shit out of a lot of people in his time (looking at you, Miguel...).

The hearts in your eyes slowly cracked at the lost of his cock inside you. You looked down trying to see what he was doing. Your voice cracked, asking hum with tears falling onto his shiny skin, "Mm Satoruuu! Why you stop, why you stop I was finna cumm!" Your legs shook, urging him. Gojo on the other hand didn't move, but he commanded, "Fuck off'a me."

You hesitated until he softly reminded you, "Don't worry, I'm not mad! Promise sugar, I just wanna make you cum the right wayy~" You got off, nodding all cutely. You wobbled on your shakey legs, ass jiggling as you sat in your knees looking at him. Gojo closed his legs sitting up to look at you. He gently ran his hands over your shoulders. Gojo cooed, sucking his thin lip in gazing over your body.

He was trying to find out what to do with you.

He sucked his teeth, "Turn ova' for me." You bit your sugary doughy lips, turning over on your elbows and arched your back all prettily for his amusement. Satoru caressed your thighs, fingers ghosting over your twitching pussy, "Fuck be mine♡" He hovered over you. You tried to look back at him, gojo stopped you in a quickness, hand on your neck, "Don't-"

He laughed to himself, shaking his head side to side, "You gonna make me cum– Shit y' know you pretty when you look back at it for me~" gojo sighed lovingly when you whimpered in compliance. He spread your ass, watching your ass hole pucker. You're pussy was godly, he watched your sticky cream mixed with his pre- stick to your puffy folds.

Both holes twitched, making him groan, "My pretty ladies~ Oh how I love you both." He teased, swiping his thumb over your sweet clit watching you roll your hips, drawing out against the sheets.

Your nipples rubbed against the silk making your sensitive Buds feel good while he rubbed your clit senseless. Gojo drawled out deep sexual words of praise, "Yeah that's it sugar~ That's it, making it pretty for me, gimme a show."

His cock got harder, strawberry tip drooling precum. He's never felt so sensitive a day in his life until you—now his dick feels so sensitive. He curses when he gets inside of you, shivering, trying to shake back that relief. Your eyes shot open, "Satoru, da-"

"I want you, all the time like this–fuck whatchu got me sayin', I'm tryna wife you." He pushed in, slowly, still coming to terms, "Say yes, say it and see if I don't wife you right now, I want you round me - Fuh~ long time." He leaned over, sloshing your cunt full of him. He was deep in your ear—everywhere in your senses, his hand found your neck, turning your head to make you look at his fucked out face. Flushed and red, eyes in a trance, "say it- imma fuck you so damn good~ Fuck I want you long time you don't know what I'll do to a woman like you–" you shrieked, his hips made a huge figure eight, dick rubbing everything just right.

Smooshing all that cream around in your core blessing you with tight controlled thrusts. You panted, you couldn't see, just hear his voice low and in a groan, "Say it and imma fuck the shit outta you, oo fuck you don't understand how bad I wanna take you, take care of you—fuck you drive me insane, make me a dad for real... Please, you can just quit your job and lemme make you a mommy."

Gojos thrusts started getting primal, and his grip around your throat was dominant. You gasped for air, drool loling on your tongue as you threw your head back.

"Ooh my god!" You were grabbing at his hand that was around your neck, "Ugh~!" You were fleeing glittering stars shimmer in the highglo of your eyes. Lashes fluttering with crystal jewels sticking to them, your brown skin dripped with his and your sweat, the air becoming fluffy. Mouthballs formed in the back of your throat as a fresh pool of drool left your sticky maw without you even noticing.

"I- I I'm finna♡ cummm~!" You choked out, then he stopped. Now you were sure he was doing this on purpose. You groaned, "You know I'm not joking now. You want me like I want you? Please baby I need to hear it straight up outta your sugary lips- I just wanna–" gojo sucked your bottom lip, tenderly knawing on the gummy until you started squirming, pushing back against his cock.

He signaled a low growl, "Stop that shit and answer me–" He bit down on it aggressively, wanting your answer. You genuinely had nothing to think with. All you could think about was his dick mashing your G-spot and his words getting you high. You've never been sure of something as you were now. If gojo was serious about you, why not?

And right now, you were really chasing that high. You mustered a sentence, a sentence that made him lose it, "I want you, if you'll take care of me~N-now please hubby~ Make me cumm~" Hubby? HUBBY!? HUBBY!?!?

Gojo was manhandled you, pulling you closer than ever and thrusting into you so violently. It ripped a scream from your throat. Your eyes shot skyward, you begged and pleaded with gojo while he lost it, shooting words into your ear while he pounded you into bed, deep thrusts targeting your drooling pussys bruising core.

"You'll never leave me~ You'll never leave, imma love you, imma love you so desperately baby! You're mine, you're mineee~! Augh- fuuh fuccck!" He bucks wild. Gojo slid his fingers down and swiped at your puffy clit. You were trying to get away, "Satoru! Satoru! Satoruuu! SATORUUU~!"

He whimpered, uncontrolled, "I'm toxic, I won't - hah shit~! I can't let anyone have you other than me. I'm number one baby, Me! Me! ME! SO SCREAM!!! SCREAM MY FUCKING NAME AND LET EVERYONE KNOW WHO YOU BELONG TOO!!!" He yelled over your wasted rebuttals, grinding back against him. You could feel your pussy fluttering in overdrive, you felt that familiar coil. Your hearted eyes glowed with that familiar lust, you couldn't speak, his grip was too tight.

He crooned, kissing your cheek and lips partly. He was so close, tapping your cervix and rubbing fast circles on your clit. You knew he was making a bulge in your stomach that would leave you bruised and battered. Gojo sunk his teeth deep into the crease of your neck, four bottomless thrusts sent you cumming, "I'm cumming!I'm cumming!I'm cumming!" You yelled through broken sobs, shaking on him.

Satoru felt you tug and squeeze, and all that obedient nectar came splooshing out onto the sheets below in droplets thanks to satoru still rubbing your clit furiously.

His eyes flew open, his kisses languid as he dug deep, nutting in that empty cave inside your precious child bearing walls. Fuck if it would've took~♡

Pretty mommy with his kids. Pregnant in a pretty dress by the shore side, brown skin glowing and hair looking youthful, he'll make you his personal trophy to look at. Got him thinking differently. Shit... Shit, you are actually gonna be the death of him. As his last of his orgasm washed over his body, you went limp with a soft, "Satoru-" He gently laid you on your stomach, laying beside you, cuddling you close under the silence of the morning. Your head was fuzzy. You couldn't think, but satoru could. He was quicker, "Y/N sugar–"

"If I'm yours, don't make me say it again–" You huffed, trying to get your bearings. Gojo hummed, rubbing circles in your back, "Sugar, I want you off those pills." You shook your head, sighing, "If i do that, I'll get pregnant."

"That's my point, sugar. I want you pregnant." He thought to himself of the most compromising positions to throw you in while he fucked you stupid. You giggled lowly into his side, "You startin' already– we haven't been together for less than an hour." He grinned like the devil. He was crazy and selfish right now, and did you hear him say something about being toxic? Shit, maybe you heard wrong.

Just when the morning was unfolding and you got sleepy all over again, two loud bangs on the door, followed by, "YOU GOT THAT NIGGA IN MY FUCKING HOUSE Y/N!? WHAT I TOLD YOU BOUT THAT WHITE HAIRED GOPHER!?"

"Oo~ she mad." Gojo sat up in the bed, you were already fast asleep, drowning out the rest of the morning. Gojo sighed, slowly moving around in the bed to get up, he found his boxers but stopped to caress your cheek. Gojo had his plans set for you in stone.

Now, he had to go take care of that noisy roommate of yours. He opened the door swiftly, taking in the view of the vast hallways he's never gotten to see unless she's not home. He eyed her, peering from his lengthy height. She scrunched her nose up, trying to push past to get to you. "Y/N YO!?"

But gojo grabbed her wrist, pulling her back. "Hey hey hey, she's trying to sleep. If you had half a mind, you'd leave my woman the fuck alone and stop being so fucking loud." His grip tightened making her stop shouting and look at him, his eyes glowed dark, he smirked at her, "Less you know what's good for you–"

They stood their for mere minutes, until she pulled back and stormed off, "Whatever! She ain't even that fucking cute!" Whatever that meant, gojo didn't care. You were quite the cutie for him. Such a precious little wifey, girlfriend– fuck he had to stop doing that. Seriously, he's getting a habit so bad it might be intoxicating.

"Shit, what time is it? I don't really remember what I was supposed to do today..."

Somewhere in shibuya holding a meeting in a corporate business....

Yaga, sukuna, toji, and geto sat around like anxious kids. Where was gojo!? Geto scrambled for his phone, texting him over thirty different times. He called him once more on speaker, sitting around while others anxiously waited for him to answer. Not knowing that the Satoru Gojos phone was on DND and underneath his newly Gf's sheets while he fed himself in the other room.

|"You have reached the voicemail box of— That pretty boy satoru~" geto threw his phone to the glass window, hoping it would break so he could have another reason to crash. Sukuna was cackling along with Toji, "Heh- stupid boys off having his dick sucked off by that pretty bitch he met at a bar." Sukuna patted his leg resting on the table, nanami was in the background cursing the day Gojo was dropped on his head when he was born...

"Hah! He- ha! He getting his dick sucked by club pussy! Ahaaa!" Sukuna laughed, taking another drag of his cigar and puffing smoke in the air. Yaga just scowled. He didn't have time for this, and neither did anyone else.

"I have seven grand for the first person to bring me his blue piss water eyes.." Toji didn't even think about it, starting for the door, he tossed a, "I take Venmo, Cashapp, Chime—you do PayPal ole man? C'mon, moneyline, I got a parlay lined up I can't miss! You just bought my bitch nails for the week and a free dicking f' being a good boyfriend." Sukuna checked his watch, he got up, walking behind him, "Eh, I'm his escort."

Geto got up because he was on the timing, and he had his lo♡. "I'll kill him for fun, where's my helmet?"

Nanami and Yaga just sat in disbelief. They sat their in silence as yaga rubbed his bearded chin, petting on his tiny plush friend sitting in his lap. He was trying to calm down. He was gonna kill him, promised to the gods above he'd kill him.

"We should—Go uh, probably regulate their traffic." Nanami sighed, loosening his tie. Yaga looked over to him, and he sighed, "So so. But I wasn't joking, I'll pay." Nanami chuckled. Getting up to grab a drink from the mini bar counter, "A drink? To the Murder Of Satoru Gojo?"

"A fuckin' toast." Yaga agreed. Taking a swig of the alcohol and waiting, hands folded over his mouth. While satoru was oblivious to the threats coming his way, he was more worried about what the fuck was next in his loving relationship. And what did that pretty lady have to offer~

|Authors Note: This is my first on my page, thank you for comments and likes! Do appreciate you all and I'm working on some more! I take time so, please don't wait up lol!

@sisterlucifergraphics for the divider.

[mrsarnold]

heyy girly pops i yearn for smt where reader organises a scavenger hunt for paige and at the end reader proposes to paige ( preferably with a lego ring box )

— marry you ✩ paige b.

syn : you finally fought up the courage to propose to Paige in the most sweetest way.

pair : paige bueckers x gf!reader

warn : pure fluff :), kissing, lego ring ( oh my gosh ), the team being absolute no help

note : this is so genius anon ily, @kamii-2 ty for helping mee

Paige stirred from her sleep, reaching out instinctively, expecting to feel your warmth beside her. But the bed was empty. Blinking awake, she glanced around the room, and her gaze settled on a small note placed neatly on your pillow.

Groggily, she sat up, picking up the piece of paper. The familiar handwriting made her smile as she began to read:

"Good morning, Baby. sorry Im not there right now :((. go to the closet i picked something out for you, you'll find a clue !!."

Paige’s smile widened as she swung her legs over the side of the bed and walked to the closet, curiosity bubbling inside her. When she opened the door, her breath caught. Hanging there was one of her favorite outfits, carefully arranged, and pinned to the fabric was another note.

"You’re going to need to look your best for where we’re going today. Get dressed, and meet me where the waves meet the shore. You know the place."

The beach. The very same spot where you’d spent countless afternoons together, soaking up the sun and the salty breeze, where memories were made with every sunset. Paige felt her heart quicken as she slipped into the outfit you’d chosen for her, her mind racing with excitement as she prepared to find you.

After getting ready, she made her way outside, heading toward the beach. The morning was crisp, the air full of promise as she walked, the sound of the waves growing louder with each step. When she finally reached the beach, she found no sign of you. Not immediately. But she was met by KK and Ice acting all giddy.

"uhh Ice which way is she supposed to go again", KK said scratching her head. Ice rolled her eyes clearly annoyed KK forgot already. "Take a right Paige trust me", she said smiling.

Paige laughed then scanned the shoreline, looking for you, the beautiful backdrop of the sparkling water and the sand. Her eyes darted between the familiar rocks and steps, but you were nowhere to be seen.

And then she spotted it just down the beach, there was a small arrangement of seashells forming an arrow, pointing toward a nearby cluster of rocks. Her heart raced as she followed the trail.

She stepped carefully over the sand, rounding the rocks. She saw more of her teammates as KK and Ice followed after her. And there you were.

Standing with your back to her, just at the water’s edge, you were looking out toward the horizon, the sunlight casting a soft glow around you. You had a floral dress on with your hair down.

In your hand, Paige noticed something small and colorfu what looked like a tiny LEGO box, you knew she loved lefos.

Paige’s breath caught in her throat as she approached, her footsteps soft in the sand. When you turned around, the look in your eyes told her everything before you even said a word.

You were standing infront of a big, light up heart that fitted perfectly in the sand.

You took a deep breath, your smile soft but nervous. “Paige,” you began, stepping closer to her, “there’s no one in this world I want to share every morning, every adventure, and every quiet moment with but you. You’re my best friend, my partner, and I want to keep building this life together.”

You opened the small LEGO box in your hand, revealing the ring inside, catching the light from the sun’s reflection on the water. It was purple, paige's favorite color.

“Will you marry me?”

Paige’s eyes brimmed with tears, shocked that you went all out for her, her voice catching in her throat. “Yes. Yes!” She laughed through the tears as you slipped the ring onto her finger, her heart bursting with happiness. The team cheered but glared at KK after what Ice told them.

The world seemed to slow as you wrapped her in your arms, the sound of the waves crashing around you, the sand soft beneath your feet. The beach, your beach, now held a new, unforgettable memory.

After a moment, you pulled back, grinning. “Now, how about we go celebrate with some food? I made a reservation at our favorite place.”

Paige smiled, her hand in yours as you both made your way down the beach towards the restaurant. KK was more excited to eat then you and Paige

taggies : @pbnbucks @wbbgetsmewetter @cosmopretty @3xoticyanna @hrtslaces @hrtsdollie

[roxy4life]

Disclaimer! I don't have school due to weather problems! I'll be online most of the day I guess!

Ello! If you ever hallucinated a murder drones character, or oc, or dreamed about them reblog this and talk about it!

If sfw have a banner, if NSFW please put a warning!

Another thing I have schizophrenia and hallucinate most of the time... So please don't make fun of me I most of the time do these things for comfort or it happens through a panic attack...

One night I was doesn't very well, and was crying and cutting very bad, and I tried doing to sleep and I froze hearing my name being called 'Roxy... ' from behind me as I tensed feeling arms wrap around me, and then I heard Thad speak 'Sleep... I'll be here for you.. ' and I did end up falling sleep, and Thad would change his position so I could fall asleep better, and in the morning he stayed...! He stayed with me the whole day,

Another one was where I was laying on my side, as I seen Thad again as I blushed when he leaned in, I was also very sleepy at this time and he gave me a small kiss...! And Tuesday I was crying and sobbing about my S/A and Thad was angry because of my ex (i thought he was dating me , no he was cheating with 5 other girls... And then asks me to marry him, and that he 'loves' me)

And Thad was holding my close, smcuddkingg, snuggling or just really anything to keep me calm,.

One time in a dream I was looking around for my family, and some of my friends oc's where there!

@biscu1ts ! S. D. S or sage!

@torsrighteye ! S. D. R! Or renne (I can't spell)

And I think that's alll really but what we all did is R, S, and Thad curled up around and kept me safe the whole night!

Another one I had was with V, N, Uzi and J

V happened while I was age regressing j was laying on my back cooing and babbling and she was watching me and keeping me safe.

N was helping mee fal asleep with cuddles and extra warmth... Giving me small kisses here and there as well!

Uzi just cuddled me, basically a big snuggle session, and she did kiss my cheek and nose a bit as well

J was in a protective mama mode, my mom and her ex were fighting and I was crying due to me hearing it was about me (they were talking about me and my mom was defending me)

And she covered my ears, curled around me while I age regressef to forget and we took a nap, she even gave me milk and I play with her tail,

Lizzy was holding me close as I went through an horrible panic attack and almost crisis...

And she held me close, fan her fingers through my hand, rocked me gently and just stayed until I felt good and fell asleep..

Sooo I'll tag some people to see if they had similar things!

@biscu1ts @torsrighteye @deedah @kingryannducks @locothewolf @sockman0792 @autonomous-helper @glorious-owl @zer0-devoox anyone else!

[theressaicon]

m!Zombie x gn!reader part 4

part 1

part 2

part 3

Hmm... What exactly happened yesterday? Let's recapitulate...

'So I got low on food, I watched a deer being murdered, was chased by infected men,... Then I watched the men get murdered as well... What next...

Right! I cuddled with yellow next to their corpses in the drugstore, then he ate half of the dead deer and then we got home in a heavy rain.

Damn okay.

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You felt tired just as soon as you woke up in the morning. Your attempt to take a deep breath through your nose was ruined by it being stuffy. Groaning, you sat up and looked around your hut.

A cute sympathetic zombie sat on your chair, watching your every move. „Ghood.. morr-ningh, Y/hN." (Good morning, Y/N.) He greeted hoarsely. „I wouldn't call it necessarily 'good'." you declared. „But yeah, hi." „Chrmm..." (Hmm...)

He looked focused, examining your seated figure. You noticed it and with a slight smile you asked why he was looking at you like that.

Yellow sighed. „Yhuu.. lookrg ter-rhibleh." (You look terrible.) he finally spoke. „Oh wow, thanks a lot." you said sarcastically, climbing out of your bed.

As you slowly walked to the pantry and took out a can with a spoon, Yellow started laughing out of nowhere. You were sure he was laughing at YOU, but his laugh was pleasant to your ears, you had never heard him laugh like that before.

„Well, what is it this time??" You put your hands on your hips and waited to see what would come out of him. He chuckled a few more times, then finally said: „Yhou lookgh likke mee~" (You look like me~)

„WHAT?" you acted offended. „Liikgh.. zhomb-ee" (Like zombie.) „I know what you meant!" He laughed some more at his own joke.

"Personally, I don't think I look that bad." You grumbled as you opened your can for breakfast. "I just have a little cold... Besides, I certainly don't look as bad as you." You argued confidently.

Yellow asked you something, but it was hard to understand him. "Sorry, could you repeat that?" you pleaded. So he tried again, slower.

„Yuurgh... donn-t think-gh I'mm... h.hands-chome?" (You don't think I'm handsome?) You froze a little at the question. When you implied that he looked worse than you, you were referring to his undeadness. Although when you looked at him from another angle, he certainly had attractive features.

„Well.."

He was sitting on a chair with his legs slightly apart, resting his head on one hand, wearing a cocky smile. The sharp jawline adorned with stubble flattered his bushy eyebrows and messy hair. The dark circles under his eyes made his yellow eyes, similar to a sunrise, stand out.

It took you too long to answer. 'Come on! Say somethinggg!! You can't just keep staring at him like that...' Thoughts raced through your head and you started to blush.

„Aw~" Yellow sighed in a husky voice, which didn't help the situation at all. Still, he was patient and waited for your answer.

When your thoughts calmed down a bit, you finally had the courage to answer. „Ehm... well. Aside from the mold growing on some parts of your body... and the fact that you eat raw meat... you're quite... good looking." Admitting he was attractive to you was harder than you thought.

Yellow looked satisfied. He got up from the chair and walked over to you, leaned over you slightly and said as clearly as possible: „Well, I thhin-k.. youh lookch ap-phealing." (Well, I think you look appealing.)

He had an annoyingly hot smile on his face. You were left speechless at his compliment. Until he spoiled it again by adding: „ Aph..peal-ing forh a zhom..bie." (Appealing for a zombie.)

You narrowed your eyes at him. Obviously, you knew he was messing with you. But did he really mean what he said? You and appealing? His words got stuck in your head a lot more than you wanted.

There was no need to wait for your next answer. He said what he wanted to say. While he was walking back to his chair, you finished your breakfast.

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Today you had nothing to do and didn't have anything planned. And if you had, you wouldn't have had the strength to do it. So you decided to rest in bed because you were feeling worse and worse.

It started raining again outside, it was cloudy and a cold wind was blowing. It wasn't exactly cold in the hut, however you could feel it. You didn't mind, you were still terribly hot from the fever and didn't even want to put a blanket over yourself.

It was already afternoon and you refused to eat lunch, you would definitely throw it up right away.

Yellow was still sitting in the same chair in the same place in the same position, meanwhile you were rolling from side to side in discomfort and nausea.

You started to have trouble breathing, you were coughing, and you were tired, but you couldn't fall asleep. Yellow's eyes looked much more tense than usual as he watched you.

„S-sorr..chy..." (Sorry...) Why was he apologizing? Was he sorry... for you? Or.. „Mhyy-.. fch... faultt." (My fault.) Confusion took over you. Why did he blame himself for you getting sick? „It's not *cough* your fault, Yellow." you said weakly.

He started muttering about how he shouldn't have eaten that deer, how if he had gotten you home sooner you wouldn't have been sick, etc. You only understood about half of what he said, but you could tell from his voice how corrosive his thoughts were.

„Yellow."

„!.."

„Calm down, please. What happened, happened and I don't regret anything, okay? I'm not feeling well, but I'll get better, it's just an illness. Do you understand?"

He fell silent, and so did his thoughts. He nodded and you sighed. „Ccan... I helph youh?" (Can I help you?) His eyes were calm and caring again. Although you would appreciate a help, you didn't know how Yellow could do that. You just shrugged weakly.

That was the sign to him. He rose stiffly from his chair and picked up the axe that was leaning against the wall by the door. You were too tired to think about his actions.

He came to the small sink that was in the corner of the hut and used the axe to make a hole in the wooden floor opposite to it. You were a little startled by the sudden breaking.

Yellow picked something from under the floor and reached into the sideboard for a spoon. As he slowly walked over to the bed you were lying in, you could see him a little blurry due to your half closed eyelids.

He squatted down next to your head and put the spoon near your mouth. „Huh?" „M..medicc-ine." (Medicine.) „But how did you.." „o-open." He demanded, so you obeyed. It was truly a medicine, you could tell by the terribly bitter taste.

You grimaced and he smiled and stood up. "I didn't know there was a medicine here... How did you know?" Yellow took a water bottle and opened it before handing it to you. „Thank you..." You said as you drank that awful taste away.

He then placed the bottle on the floor. „Are you going to answer me?" You reminded yourself to him. Something inside him didn't want to answer. Nevertheless... You deserved to know the answer.

„Uhgm... I rem-membrgh.t." (Um.. I remembered.) What did he mean by that? „Like, you've smelled this medicine... here before?" Yellow dropped his eyes in shame. „N-noug." (No.) It was strange. „Come on, I'm curious." He remained silent, his eyes fixed on you.

Your throat let out an almost bloody cough that made you have trouble breathing again. You clutched your neck in pain and with wet eyelashes from tears. Yellow looked around for tissues, but instead he used your blanket that was lying next to you to wipe your tears.

He went back to the sideboard, from which he took out a flatwere knife. With your eyes half-opened, you watched what he was doing there, but you could only see his back. All you could hear was peeling and scraping, you couldn't imagine what he was doing with that knife. You coughed again before calling his name.

„Mmom.enth..." (Moment.) he groaned concentratedly. After a while, he threw the knife into the sink and wiped his hand on his pants. When he squatted down next to you again, you gave him a suspicious look.

„I c-cutt off thge moldh off myy haand.." (I cut off the mold off my hand..) You observed him with furrowed eyebrows „Why did you do that?" you asked tensely. „Sso I c-cgould.." (So I could..) He started while placing his cold palm on your aching throat. „..do-o thiss." (..do this.)

You didn't resist his touch, the coolness of his hand relieved the fire in your throat. It was pleasant, so pleasant you closed your eyes in relief. „Ahhh..~" Yellow smiled at you like a sunshine. „Thank you, Yellow, you're so kind.." You told him softly. „Although.. I still don't understand why you cut off the mold off of your skin before you.. you know."

He turned his head to show his confusion. „Yhou sai-dd.. youh didn-n't lighke the mmol.d on mhee." (You said you didn't like the mold on me.) „Huh??? Oh wait.." You actually DID say that while you were admitting he was handsome.: '((„Aside from the mold growing on some parts of your body... and the fact that you eat raw meat... you're quite... good looking."))'

„Oww but you didn't have to do that because of me.." You whined feeling embarrassed. „I amm.. nhot a f-fan of moldd eithher. But.. Itt j.ust kheeps grh..growwning.." (I am not a fan of mold either. But it just keeps growing.) Yellow confessed plaintively.

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His hand was so pleasant on the skin of your neck that you didn't even notice that you had fallen asleep. The medicine probably played a part in that too.

You woke up around the evening because it was getting dark outside. You had a cold, wet cloth on your forehead and you were under the covers.

Your yawn caught the attention of Mr. Yellow, who was looking out the window near your feet. Without a word, he walked back over to you and sat on the ground next to your head.

You wanted to greet him, but all could come out of you was a grunt. „Hun-gry?" (Hungry?) He inquired affectionately. You didn't feel as terrible as before, but you still didn't feel like eating. „Noo.." you replied as your stomach started rumbling.

„Youh ha-ad no lun..ch." (You had no lunch.) „But I don't feel like eating." you tried to argue but unsuccessfully. He took a bowl from a shelf and, using a wooden spoon, put rice into it from the large bag you had in the pantry.

He took a canister of water, a medium-sized pot, and with the bowl, went outside to make a fire and cook the rice.

'Ain't no way he's cooking a dinner for me!' your mind screamed and your head started to get hot again. You sat on the bed and watched Yellow through the fogged window.

Before you knew it, Yellow had already gone back inside with the cooked rice. On the way, he picked up a spoon for you and handed you the dinner. Even though you claimed you weren't hungry, the smell of the cooked rice made your mouth water. "Can I ask for some salt too?" you cowardly requested. Yellow hummed and brought it.

With a thank you, you cleared your throat with a cough one last time and started eating. „Woah... yummy." you exclaimed with praise. He just nodded.

You were smiling at him with a mouthful of rice. "You're special." You announced simply. Yellow avoided eye contact and scratched his hand nervously. „It'z juss..t rrice..." (It's just rice...) he mumbled.

„Well, yes, but I can't imagine another zombie cooking rice." He acted so lively. As if the infection wasn't eating him from the inside at all.

„Rrice coo-kk.ing isz somethg-ing youh don'tt jjus-t forgeth." (Rice cooking is something you don't just forget.) declared Yellow. „Mm.. I guess." You had no choice but to agree.

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When you finished your dinner, there was an endless silence in the hut. „You still haven't answered me." You began. „How did you know about the medicine?" Yellow took a deep breath and exhaled.

He told you everything he knew, everything he remembered.

He was bitten by an infected person some time ago, but he couldn't pinpoint the exact time. The infection drove him crazy, like everyone else. All he knew was hunger. He hated everything he did out of hunger.

He tried to starve himself for as long as possible because of the unbearable feelings. However after every week of trying, it didn't work for him and the animal inside him began to control him again.

He wanted to hide from it all. He wanted to go home, but couldn't remember where home was. But then he had a flash of a memory and remembered a place he had liked to run to and hide away at from his problems when he was still alive.

Intuitively he went to that place. He walked for a long time, killed something here and there to survive.

The day he arrived at the place was cloudy. He was hungry again and could smell a human nearby. He wanted to avoid the smell, but the closer he got to where he wanted to be, the stronger the smell became.

He finally saw his hut, which he had built in his youth. His safe place. But... there was light inside. Was someone stealing there?

In fact, it was you who had settled there. You were the one he had been smelling the whole time. Your aroma made him feel the unbearable hunger again.

He wanted to kill you.

Soon you noticed him standing by your fence. But you had no idea it was actually HIS fence. He lost the moment of surprise. So he decided to just observe you for now. He soon started to enjoy observing you though. He tried not to disturb you in any way.

Sometimes he disappeared from sight for a moment, but he never let you out of his sight. Something happened to him. That night he sensed another living person nearby who was being attacked by an undead. He went to the location and feasted on the living (now dead) one, right after killing the infected one. At first he didn't know why he killed the zombie as well... He had no reason, they could have shared the human.

But then he realized that it was just an instinct that he didn't have before. The zombie would't be a thread for him, but to you. He returned and made eye contact with you through the window of the hut. He no longer saw you as prey, but something he needed to protect.

And how else to protect you than to leave you safe in the hut you unknowingly appropriated.

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„HOLD UP!" was the first thing you blurted out after Yellow's speech. „This is YOUR hut!??" „Wwell... It'z yourhs now." (Well... It's yours now.) „But you built it, didn't you?" „Uh-huh." „So I AM the intruder here!!" „Youh lit-.terallhy liveh hhere. (You literally live here.)

You thought the person who owned the hut was already dead, and you weren't that far from the truth. You needed a shelter to survive, and this was the most rational solution. How could you have known that in four months its half-dead owner would arrive?

Yellow patted your shoulder gently. „I'.m ghl-ad yhou settl-ed hhere." (I'm glad you settled here.) His reassuring worked and you calmed down a bit.

Yellow instinctively held his arms open in case you'd lost your balance when you rapidly got out of bed. „Stand up." You requested even though it sounded more like an order. Without questioning he did what you wanted.

A slight startle took over Yellow as you hugged him tightly. You didn't care that his jacket and T-shirt were bloody, it didn't matter at that moment.

Yellow carefully put his arms around you and hugged you back. You enjoyed each other's company for as long as you could. You opened your eyes at the sound coming from Yellow.

„Y-Yellow?" You said with a trembling voice. „Hmm? Wchat.'z thee matt-er?" (Hmm? What's the matter?)

„It's just...your heart is-"

„Beating!"

[pyr0x10n]

alr yk I gotta ask to do a horny reader wit kyle 😋🗣

OR..

him being horny and he's NEEDY (so needy like whiney whore) and thenn you go on from there (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

Hehehe 😈

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Gimme

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Genre: smut..???

Synopsis: reader is a little whore 😈

Kyle Broflovski x reader

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Kyle sighed as he looked at you, who was literally on her knees, begging for attention.

“What do you want?”

“Your dick.”

“WHAT.”

You fluttered your eyelashes at him and tucked a piece of your hair behind your ear (which literally ended up falling back two seconds later). He just stared at you. It was pretty much normal behavior from you but can you blame him? That is random.

“Babe I’m trying to study.”

“PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE” you put your hands together and begged.

He couldn’t deny that he was hard. From the way you begged.

“….no.”

“KYLE DONT DO THIS TO MEE”

“You always ask this!”

“GIMME OR ELSE ILL BE SAD.” You frowned.

“(Y/n).”

“Hi.”

“…what?”

“I said hi?” You smiled innocently at him. Why were you so.. random?

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-bro does NOT know how much of a whore he’s dating.

-the first time you asked, he was just like “😨 BABE??” And you just acted all like “🥰😇”

-since you’re horny 24/7, he can NEVER catch a break.

-when you actually decide to leave him alone about being horny, expect a treat. 😇

-he is most likely used to it, but he will forever side eye you whenever you say such vile things.

-one time, you actually decided to listen to him (because you’re such a good girl fr) and this was the interaction:

“Babe, please, I need to finish my work.”

“Okay fine…”

“Wait seriously? Sweet!”

“Like this pussy”

“(Y/n).”

“😚🥰😝”

-canon, why? Because I said so.

-but if you’re horny, like REALLY HORNY, you won’t even think about leaving him alone.

-you will actually start moaning things into his ear, and getting bro all flustered.

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“Babe, I’m just trying to chill..” Kyle sighed as you got onto his lap.

“Kyle please I need you so bad..” you moaned into his ear, and his face grew red, and you could feel his erection growing under you. And the little whore you are, you just start grinding.

“Fuck…”

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Currently 12:43 AM, and I have school this morning.

But I hope this is good enough cause this may or may not be my first time writing suggestive themes 🤯

[via-l0ve]

Hi I want to request Spn boys dating someone who is a few years younger than them (They almost have to be in crowley and castiels case) and they sometimes use slang that they don't get at all. I loved the way your wrote Gabriel in latest work so could you add him.

I understood that reference! (SPN pref!) 🩷

A/n: hi anon! i love this idea!! i hope you enjoy :)

warnings: swearing, modern vine/tiktok references

Dean:

“no, y/n!! you don’t understand! this is important, you could’ve died back there!! you need to be more careful! i’m tired of-“

“no need to shout. no need to yell. shut your eyes, take a deep breath.”

“…”

“aww look! you’ve gone all quiet.”

“what the fuck was that?”

you take it to your advantage when he’s arguing and just slip in some vine references (idk if anyone understands that one but i love it.)

“y/n, you want avocados on your toast like a heathen?”

“it’s an avocado! yayyy!”

“are you having a stroke? it’s just an avocado.”

one time a demon came through and a fight broke out and the table broke

“the tables broken. i’ll have to go out and get a new one in the morn-“

“oh no!! our table! it’s broken!!”

“…i just said that.”

the poor man is SO confused

Sam:

side. eye.

he’s flabbergasted

let’s say he’s mad about something okay?

he’s ranting and ranting and then he turns to you

“woah. calm down there jamahl. don’t pull out the nine!”

he’s giggling tho

he thinks it’s entertaining how you just say things for fun and it confuses everyone in the room

also also also

he tells you the most depressing news about the world and you go

“oh. slay.”

“slay? i just told you 20 people died y/n are you okay? are you high?”

“i wish i was.”

“what.”

lmfao i’m sorry but imagine in the middle of a hunt you get punched in the face by a demon or something and he turns to you and

“you okay?”

“oh! oh! call an ambulance! call an ambulance! but not for me!!!”

and then you kill it.

he falls in love even more.

Castiel:

poor baby is so confused

“where are you going, y/n?”

“wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy.”

“w-what? weather boy? i’m an angel of the lord-“

it’s not even vine. if you use slang he is so confused

“she thought she ate that up.”

“ate what up? what was she eating y/n?”

“no… no she wasn’t eat-“

you do it just to mess with him lol

“cas, you’re such a snack.”

“huh?”

your humor makes him so confused

“cas! look at this video of a gerbil running up to the camera and it freezes right on his dumb face.”

“y/n you concern me.”

“i was laughing for ten minutes.”

crowley:

he is so confused

he thinks your dying

but he also just goes along with it

any vine references he giggles a little bit ngl

he thinks you’re so funny even if he dosent get it too much LMFAOO

he gives you the look every time you reference something.

“was that a vine thing?”

he says meme like sebastian stan

“mee-me.”

“was that a mee-me?”

“meme, crowley.”

“oh. meeh-me.”

“no🩷.”

i’m cackling

i feel like he sucks at texting bro.

“hey bestie how was ur day?” - you

“good bestie i am not your bestie i am crowley your lover”

“use punctuation.”

he dosent understand your new language but he tries to keep up.

[kangshxrtie]

ch. 22 ⤍ PICK ME

you started your stream with your usual energetic greeting, glancing at the chat as it started to flood in with messages. you leaned back in your chair, smiling, ready to dive into the updates.

"so earlier today, i filmed this video with leeseo and wonyoung," you began, trying not to laugh too hard at the memory. "first of all, never let wonyoung behind the wheel—she scares me. she couldn't keep her hands on the wheel because she freaked out every time the car moved even a little. now, leeseo? that kid is wild. for some reason, she's actually good at driving." you paused for effect. "like, way too good for her age."

user1 idk who even let wonyoung behind the wheel. she's literally scared of driving.

you nodded, laughing softly. "i was wondering the same damn thing," you replied, shaking your head.

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ when do i get to drive you? 😏

you raised an eyebrow at the comment. "you driving? should i be scared?" you teased.

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ of course not. i'm a great driver!

"i don't know... should i let zuha drive me around?" you asked your chat, knowing exactly how they'd react.

user2 hell no

user3 run yn

user4 ur def not making it out of that one

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ i love being a mod. there's so much power here.

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ i'm banning everybody who said i can't drive!

you couldn't help but laugh at her response. "you can't just ban my whole chat, zuha!"

reinyourheart wait how is kazuha a mod b4 me? i've known u longer

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ 🤷🏻‍♀️ i'm just good like that.

🗡️_yujin_an damn imagine not being a mod

reinyourheart even yujin

reinyourheart she prob doesn't even use it

🗡️_yujin_an actually 🤓☝️ i use my mod powers all the time to run polls. i'm also an og y/n sub so i got mod

reinyourheart y/n plz mod me since apparently you're just giving mod to anybody these days

"i don't trust you enough to give you those privileges."

reinyourheart but u trust yujin???

"well, not really, but she's our leader," you joked.

reinyourheart banning u from my chat now

"that's fine, i never watch your streams anyways," you quipped, earning a playful gasp from your chat.

reinyourheart 😮 fake

"i'm joking. please don't actually ban me," you said, breaking into laughter. as your giggles faded, your eyes caught an interesting question in the chat.

user1 what type of person do u want to date?

the question made you pause for a moment. "i've actually been thinking about this a lot recently," you admitted.

you leaned forward, ready to dive into your answer. "so, first of all, i like someone with a cool and relaxed personality, but they also need to be bright enough to make me laugh—even with the corniest jokes." as you said this, your thoughts drifted toward someone in particular.

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ i feel like i can satisfy those requirements

you chuckled softly but kept going. "i also want to date a morning person, so they can help me fix my sleep schedule."

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ i hate sleeping in

"i really hope they can speak japanese too, 'cause i wanna visit japan so badly."

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ me

you grinned, ignoring her comments for now. "another odd requirement—i want them to be good at ballet. it's a talent i just really admire."

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ me 🙋🏻‍♀️

"oh, and if they look like bae suzy, that's a huge bonus," you added with a nostalgic smile. "she was my ideal type when i was younger."

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ pick me! choose mee!

"and another weird one—they need to randomly start stretching or doing squats whenever they feel like it. bonus points if they have abs. that's just..." you sighed dramatically. "so hot."

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ i literally fit all the requirements

you finally broke, laughing as you read her string of comments. "i don't know if anybody can really line up to all these standards," you shrugged playfully.

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ am i even here rn 😞

"y'all, if you know someone who meets all these standards, let me know," you told your chat, laughing at how many people were either playing along or just laughing at the interaction.

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ chat suggest me #ynxzuha

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ imma start banning ppl that type any other name

"you can't threaten my chat like that, zuha," you chuckled, reading her messages aloud.

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ chat she noticed me

you shook your head, smiling. "but since you're here, what do you think of all these suggestions?"

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ idk but i think that kazuha girl is pretty cool. i think u wld like her

you pursed your lips in thought. "hmm... i don't really know. i'll have to think about that one."

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ trust

"i guess i'll trust you," you said, playing along. "but what are you doing right now? you should join me."

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ i cant im filming leniverse rn

you gasped. "what do you mean? stop watching me and go film!" you teased, mock-scolding her.

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ we good. they're not rdy yet

"alright, just don't get into trouble because of me."

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ talking to u is more important tho :/

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ nobody tell chaewon i said that

"there's a reason i act the way i do—it's because she says stuff like this," you said with an exaggerated sigh.

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ i miss u lets hang out soon

"we literally hung out yesterday," you reminded her, laughing.

user5 u did?

user6 i miss when y/n updated us

you nodded, leaning into the camera. "yeah, because we filmed the collab!" you added, catching yourself before revealing too much. "when will that be posted, zuha?"

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ shld be posted next week

"okay, tell your team to edit me well," you said with a grin.

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ i will.

🗡️k_a_z_u_h_a__ i hv to film now talk l8r

"bye, zuha!" you waved dramatically, just as you got a perfectly timed message from yujin that she was almost ready.

"so, today we'll be playing games with yujin, who should be here soon," you announced to your chat. no sooner had you said it, you heard the familiar ping, signaling that yujin had joined the call.

"y/n, why didn't you warn me?" yujin exclaimed, her voice full of exasperation.

you blinked. "what do you mean?"

"leeseo just showed me what you all did in the video today."

"oh, that! yeah, she's crazy with it," you laughed, remembering the madness.

"she was all like, 'you wanna see what i learned?' and i'm thinking, sure, why not—'cause i'm actually curious about what y'all filmed. next thing i know, she reverses fast and does a freaking j-turn. i've never been so scared in my life."

"she did it first try, too. i was just sitting there, in shock."

"i just wish i had talked to wonyoung first," yujin muttered.

"i'm so glad you're the driver in the group. no way we'd be alive if wonyoung was behind the wheel."

"oh, absolutely," yujin agreed quickly. you both laughed before getting connected to the game, ready for the chaos that would follow.

zuhasgf connected

as soon as yujin's character appeared in the game lobby, you rolled your eyes, and immediately opened the menu, kicking her out without hesitation.

"alright, i'm in the game," she announced, unaware of what you'd just done.

"huh? y/n, did you just kick me out?" yujin's voice sounded confused.

you tried to act innocent. "wait, why'd you disconnect?"

yujin groaned, realizing. "you literally just kicked me."

"i think you need a new username," you replied.

"i can't get back in—did you ban me?" yujin chuckled.

"don't blame me because you can't get in the game," you said.

zuhasgf connected.

you immediately kicked her out again, this time banning her completely.

"y/n!" yujin yelled in disbelief.

"i told you to make a new username. i'm not accepting this one," you said firmly.

"just unban me!" yujin demanded, still laughing.

"are you trying to join with the same character?" you asked.

"yeah, did you unban me?"

"...of course," you lied smoothly.

once yujin finally decides to change her name back to normal, you two load into the game, the screen fades in, revealing your pirates standing confidently on a dock, the vast ocean stretching behind them, with a rugged ship rocking gently in the harbor.

"i don't have a shovel, so you're gonna have to do all the digging," yujin lazily announced.

"yujin, if you don't put some type of work in, i might actually fight you," you shot back.

you walk off in the opposite direction when you spot something off in the distance. "there's a ship here," you inform yujin.

she started her pirate roleplay. "arghh! i'm on my way!" yujin replied in a raspy pirate accent, rushing toward the ship with exaggerated enthusiasm.

suddenly, your screen started shaking violently. "what was that?" you muttered, trying to steady your view.

on the other end, you could hear yujin losing her mind, screaming incoherently. there were no actual words, just pure panic as she mashed buttons in a futile attempt to do... something.

while yujin flailed, you spotted an ocean crawler emerging from the sand. remaining calm, you casually pulled out your gun and shot it. meanwhile, yujin continued screaming in terror about something you couldn't even see.

then, out of nowhere, yujin set off an explosion—right next to you. the entire screen flashed red as both you and the surrounding enemies were blasted back.

"oh my god, yujin! what the fuck!" you yelled, your health bar dangerously low as you quickly ate some food to recover.

"you're welcome!" yujin chirped, completely ignoring the fact that she had almost killed you along with the monsters.

the battle ended, and you both wandered around the island, eventually stumbling upon a mysterious shipwreck. a spectral pirate appeared out of thin air, launching into an overly dramatic speech about ancient pirate lore.

"this is actually the longest speech i've ever heard. argh," yujin groaned.

you decided to pull out a ukelele from your inventory. yujin, never one to be outdone, joined in with her singing about finding the pirate captain, her voice cracking from the strain of trying to stay in character.

later, while you were still outside playing music, yujin's shrill voice pierced the calm.

"three ghost ships!" she shouted.

"let's go. we must go on an adventure!" you replied, dramatically diving into the water, heading for the ghost ship, determination in your heart.

however, as you swam, the tide came in, forcefully pushing your character back. you struggled against the current, while yujin, oblivious, had already made it onto your ship and was sailing away.

"yujin! get your ass back here!" you screamed, frantically swimming after the ship. "i'm literally sinking!"

after what felt like an eternity, yujin finally circled back for you. gasping for breath, you managed to pull yourself up onto the deck.

relieved to be back on board, you stood at the front of the ship, surveying the ocean ahead. you felt the wind in your face, the waves crashing against the hull. surely, yujin could be trusted to steer the ship... right?

but then you noticed something alarming. "yujin... we're gonna crash into this rock!" you said, your voice tense.

"anchor!" yujin screamed, but it was far too late. the ship slammed into the rock.

"we're gonna die on this ship. not even from the battles, it'll be from your terrible driving," you groaned.

"naww, we're good," yujin said confidently, somehow managing to reverse the ship and sail around the obstacle, acting like nothing had happened.

you decided to climb up to the ship's bowsprit, balancing precariously on the beam as the ship cut through the waves. "is standing up here a good idea?" you asked, already knowing the answer.

"argh! of course it is!" yujin replied without hesitation.

"is playing music as we go into battle a bad idea?" she asked, joining you upfront with her accordian, strumming an out-of-tune melody.

you pulled out your ukulele from the inventory, matching her energy, and for a moment, it was peaceful—just two pirates making music.

then, without warning, the water around you started to churn. from the depths of the ocean, a massive kraken emerged, its tentacles towering above your ship.

both you and yujin screamed in unison as chaos ensued. you were flung into the water but somehow kept playing your ukulele, refusing to let the music die.

"it's sucking us in!" yujin shouted, her voice on the verge of panic. "load the cannons! we gotta fight this off!"

"can we even fight this thing?" you asked through fits of laughter, doubting your chances.

you quickly switched to the cannonballs, aiming at the monstrous tentacles, firing off shots as fast as you could. you felt like you were making progress, but then you noticed the ship was being dragged deeper into the abyss.

your screen flickered and went dark with a red outline. "what is even happening?" you groaned as your character faded into the ghostly realm.

as a spirit, you wandered aimlessly, spotting another figure. thinking it was yujin, you approached, only to realize it was a random player—a man who's character gave you a casual nod.

"later, dude," he said, disappearing into the void.

you eventually respawned back with yujin, both of you standing on the remains of your ship, now just floating debris in the ocean.

"well, that was a great sea of thieves adventure. we lost everything," yujin said, pulling out her accordion.

you pulled out your ukulele, shaking your head but smiling. "yeah, it was great."

"the fucking kraken..." yujin muttered.

"literally right before the pirate ship, too," you said.

"literally the most random shit," she added, laughing.

"crazy," you agreed, both of you still basking in the aftermath of the chaos.

"anyway, i guess we have to end here," yujin said, the energy winding down.

"yeah, we do," you agreed, starting the stream wrap-up.

you exited the call with yujin, turning your attention to chat. "alright, chat, it's about that time," you said, leaning back in your chair with a relaxed smile. "i'll be live tomorrow for some more games, maybe with a few friends, but i haven't locked anything in yet."

you glanced at the chat as messages rolled in, then continued. "also, keep an eye out—our channel's dropping a new video soon, so make sure to check that out when it's up. but yeah, that's all for today!"

you gave a casual wave. "thanks for hanging out, and i'll see you next time." with a final smile, you ended the stream.

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Daily Life ~ OR

Ah, yes. These poor souls. They have to handle a giant mess of people on their own….

Catch up:

The OR (offensive rebellion) is on the outer most edge of the mansion grounds. The area is huge and there are only 4 people that are in there. I’m gonna draw a map at some point, istg- (heheh nerdy go brrr)

Morning 🌅

Jack gets up at 6:15 on the dot. He runs out to eat, usually waking Liu in the process, comes home at exactly 6:45, showers and leaves to his post.

Liu gets up at 6:30 so that he can shower before Jack get’s home. He’s not always successful- but for the most part it works. He eats a… mediocre breakfast- grabs some snacks and is out the door at 7:10.

Jeff usually sleeps until 8:50 (he’s not lazy, you’ll see why in a minute). Toby wakes him up most of the time… He eats some cereal and chills out most of the morning.

Toby is up at 5:20. He has to walk down to the inner mansion for some stupid meeting. He comes back and hides in his room, knowing that jack is hungry. He gets a decent breakfast- banana and cereal- and usually falls back asleep on the couch, leaning on Jeff.

Mid-Morning 🌇

Jack is maybe getting a bit hungry. He waits as long as he confidently can. He tries to get as many people as he can, but his need to eat makes him a little slow…

That being said, Liu is running about all. morning. long. He’s sweaty, the jacket has been lost and he 100% has a few scratches from branches or tears on his tank top.

Jeff is keeping an eye on the time, and starting to get dressed.

Toby might have to meet with Rogue or X-Virus… again.

Afternoon 🌤️

Jack has to eat. It’s about 14:00 by that point. He hates to leave Liu, but the scraps of the victims aren’t quite enough anymore.

Liu is tired by this point. He’s been running around, tracking people down, and desperately trying to stay awake. Their chest is burning and they think they’re gonna puke, pass out, or die. She’s just counting down until evening…

Jeff is getting ready and out the dirt by 14:00 to cover the entire west side. Jack’s out so he’s gotta fill in.

Toby isn’t supposed to go out until 17:00, but he hates seeing Liu so tired- so, he’s gonna relive them at about 13:25.

Evening 🌆

Jack is good to go and going back to his shift.

Liu is finally done at 16:50 and passes out immediately on the couch.

Jeff has been out for a good minute, but hasn’t done much since there’s not much action on the north side.

Toby is out at 17:00 in the same situation as Jeff.

Night 🌌

Jack is finally done at 22:40.

Liu is awake, waiting for Jack.

Jeff is out until 4:20.

Toby isn’t done until 3:55.

Divider Creds: sisterlucifergraphics

Header Creds: MEE!!