#and then my social studies teacher

[brianssock]

Just confirmed, my sub bus driver is a pedophile‼️

My friend caught him staring at my ass while I walked away 😞

[clarissaweasley-10]

Inej and Nina's situationship friendship explained in 2 secs

Nina: the only reason I am not committing mass murder, is because I am too hungry. Inej: you could always go for cannibalism.

[et3rnal-dr3am3r]

hey did I tell you abt that time I told a guy in my class that if he didn't stfu I'd cut off his dick. In front of my teacher.

HELP?? no you didn’t oml adam what the fuck was the context 😭 bet he deserved it though tbh

[spaghett-onaplate]

depression is really weird actually wdym i spent 2.5 years of my life in bed

[nakanemiya]

made some teenage mutant neglected turtles propaganda (have no if Im late or not but oh well) teenage mutant neglected turtles au: @nerves-nebula

they have made me realize a little too much about bad home life irl, god ily them so much

[sn-613]

Man, its wild kinda-kinning Sun Wukong (from the original jttw novel)

What i mean is, Wukong before he got stuck under a mountain was actually a LOT like me as a kid…. I have since grown up and am a much different person, but sometimes its like shoot, thanks mom for raising me right bc look at what I couldve become 😭

[telugu-girl-13]

fuck it I have sooo many social studies notes to do I don’t have time for this

[nitewrighter]

Okay SO as you know, I'm writing a fic where President Luthor gets assassinated, and like--I'm honestly fascinated by the whole President Luthor worldbuilding element in the DC universe, ESPECIALLY his cabinet with Pete Ross as his vice President, Sam Lane as Secretary of Defense, and fucking BLACK LIGHTNING as secretary of education. Love it. Lots to bite into. BUT another thing about the President Luthor arc is that during his campaign Lex just... straight up stealth-bombed the hidden estate of his estranged wife, Contessa Portenza, basically because she was a loose end who was too connected to his supervillain career to risk being part of his Presidential bid. And like, they play it off as this really fucked up, "AND he's single, ladies!" bit in his campaign thing in the comics BUT THE THING IS, even if a President isn't married, there is still a role of "White House Host" that is, a First Lady or First Gentleman, and like, if they're not the President's spouse, then traditionally they're a relative of the president--and there are also "acting" First Ladies, who assume the hostessing role if the spouse of the President dies or otherwise declines the hostessing role (like Margaret Taylor who hated that her husband was president SO SO MUCH). SO ANYWAY, this is a very roundabout way of saying President Luthor *would* have a White House Host who's an acting First Lady/First Gentleman and I have no idea who that would be.

And no, it's not Mercy because he handed the reigns of LexCorp over to her.

[gaylordtinklefairy]

Kinda haven't drawn in awhile so here's some David Bowie doodles

[raise-a-gla55-2-fr33d0m]

Hey! Just putting this out here because I've had a lot of "inactivity" (I think that's how to word it??) On Tumblr recently so if you would like to request any drawing first I would be glad to draw it!

Have a wonderful day!

[wifegideonnav]

reblog to kill my 8th grade english teacher who spoiled of mice and men’s ending before we read the first word with hammers

[killtheratwithameatcleaver]

my fucking social studies class watched john green explain slavery and don't know who he is???????? i was like "IS THAT JOHN GREEN??????????" and mutherfuckers realky said "yes. he is Very Polite. i wonder who he is" YES HE IS VERY POLITE BUT YOU DINT UNDERSTAND HES A WRITER THAT MAN IS A WRITER HE IS MY HERO STOP TALKING WHILE HES TALKING

[conceptofjoy]

MAN im thinkingg abt how highschool affected my feelings about gender and presentation. public school rlly is the devil esp for marginalized kids what the hell.

[peachlit]

working at my old middle school this quarter for my cheerleading job. feels weird to be back here as an adult

[the-stray-liger]

Enjoyed a nice gin with a video about chromyl chloride. I keep forgetting that pure chemistry is literally one of my favorite things in the world

[187days]

Day Seventy-Eight

Happy new year!

My colleagues and I were back at school at 7AM sharp for PLC meetings. Dean 1 and The Principal both dropped in on mine at different times (because we're awesome). The Principal also caught me later to ask after two teachers who have had some rough stuff happen in their personal lives lately. Awkwardly, I had my hands full of packages because a supply delivery had come in during the break, but I set them down and had a quick, serious convo before getting on with my prep time.

I started a new unit in Global Studies on government and history. That got the ninth graders right back into school mode because the first day of a new unit is always old school in my classes. We went over the unit guide, the learning goals, when/how they'll be assessed, and so on. Then I taught the unit vocab as I always do: I wrote each definition on the board, they copied it down on paper. I also gave examples of how each term is used in discussing current events, and fielded a variety of questions. That meant we went on a few tangents (about trade, the Cold War, the UN, the war in Ukraine, and one particularly interesting one about why I didn't pause what I was doing to talk about the terrorist attack in New Orleans) but they were good tangents. That's what makes the class interesting.

In APGOV, we ate mini-cupcakes (because when the government almost shuts down, we almost eat cake) and discussed the budget deal that passed while we were on vacation. Then I read Heather cox Richardson's piece about President Carter, and- since we're closing out the unit on civil liberties and civil rights- played a video clip of President Carter discussing civil rights in 2014 at the LBJ Library. He focused a lot of his remarks on women's rights, which led to a good discussion in class afterwards.

And then it was time for track practice! The sprinters did some hallway sprints- varying distances, depending on their events- and some block work. The relay teams also did some baton passes (The Head Coach did, indeed, shake up the girls 4x200 team). And we had a visit from one of our former athletes, which was very cool.

All in all? A solid first day back.