#good lord wtf is going on over there
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like-wuatafauq ยท 6 months ago
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Me wanting to join Les4Les because I thought it would help motivate me to date again after 3 years of coming from an absolute traumatizing relationship and dont want to burden my future partner with extra things a partner normally wouldn't deal with:
๐Ÿ˜ƒ omg this is exciting! Maybe I'll meet someone and fall in love!!
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Some Les4Les: bisexuals always whine and are all cheaters ,they never actually want to be with a girl and they're-
Some Bisexuals: lesbians are creeps and just insecure yall have small egos , biphobic and-
Some Les4Les: no you're-
Some bisexuals: no you're-
Me and literally everyone else who understands it's not supposed to be about belittling the other sexuality:
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flowers-inverted ยท 5 months ago
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Fellas, is it gay to be the main character in a sports anime?
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triglycercule ยท 3 months ago
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What do you think the types of drunk would the murder trio be? Im pretty sure ask dusttale already answered this question about dust but i have to ask the mtt expert
see now askdusttale DID answer the question. but they didn't ANSWER the question when asked what dust is like drunk. they just said that dust is the type to drink himself blackout drunk. so that mean i have total freedom on deciding what the mtt are like drunk hehehe (rubs hands together in a villanous way that you would imagine nightmare doing or something idk)
i already have an absolutely hilarious idea for horror and it might just because i'm on the guilt section of his character analysis but i could TOTALLY imagine him being an emotional drunk. like he CRIES. horror sans man known for being incredibly guarded and private with what he feels bawling his eye out. he gets mad he gets sad he does not get happy because horror doesn't have the right to be happy. he is too upset over the fact that he fucking DOOMED all of horrortale because of his selfishness and nothing can stop him from being incredibly vocal about that fact so much so that killer had to tape his mouth shut because he wouldn't stop crying so loud. and then he just silently cries until he passes out from exhaustion. the alcohol has an incredibly strong effect on him because i dont think he would drink regularly plus he definitely hasnt drinken anything in those 7 years of starvation. it hits like a fucking plane crashing into him. or like getting his eye taken out again. either one!
another funny idea i had for killer would be like the alcohol affecting him but he SWEARS that he's still sober. he is very confused when he starts stumbling because wtf he doesnt FEEL drunk??? why is he bumping into walls and tables HELP WHY DOES HE SOUND FUCKING STUPID???? the alcohol is definitely effecting him but he swears he swears he doesn't feel drunk. hes not drunk its just the damn body doing this stupid bullshit!!!! he's still very aware of what's going on and is basically the same as sober but just like. he's wiggly he's wobbly and oh shit he just fell head face first into a tv whoops. he'd also have a high tolerance because just because. he can drink without feeling like shit until he just blacks out mid conversation with someone because his body couldn't take the toll of all the beer or whatever. hilarious idea triglycercule thank you triglycercule i know
dust in the context that we already know that he drinks AND he can fight against the human while like partially drunk.... i feel it would be kinda like a giggly drunk situation. except dust doesn't laugh at anything that's funny he only laughs when someone gets hurt or something. SADISTIC giggly drunk. because i can already imagine a half drunk dust laughing his ass off after killing the human and its a beautiful sight to me.
anyways imagine how it goes when you pair this sadistic giggly drunk with another that wont stop going through the 5 stages of grief and another that keeps on fucking falling over for no reason in his eyes. dream blunt rotation but the blunt is a bottle of vodka. i can already imagine it in my head and its fucking HILARIOUS. horror going on about how he caused the deaths of others and manipulated and tricked papyrus while killer is just trying his best to keep his eyes open because for some reason they won't stop trying to close. he is surprisingly getting frustated. dust has long since lost his voice laughing at this and he's just silent wheezing at everything. also phantom papyrus is only making the laughter worse because he keeps on making rude comments towards horror and killer and only he can hear him and its guffaw inducing. mtt amazing friend group you dont get shit like this anywhere else
#killer's breakdancing and he swears this isnt on purpose guys#GUYS GUYS ITS NOT ME THE BODY IS DRUNK OKAY WHY CANT I STOP WHEN DID I LEARN HOW TO DO THIS#horror has SO much to be guilty over its not even funny. ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY#nobody talks about this but this man is GUILTSTRIFEN. he is literally filled with so much guilt its not even funny#dust and killer have the genocides they did. ok. sure. that's it????#ugh god i dont wanna ramble in tags again..... im just gonna end up saying it in the analysis anyways but ughhhhhhhhhhh#yk what fine i'll rapid fire. trying to keep people from killing themselves. watching his friends die.#knowing that other monsters are getting eaten. worrying papyrus. coming up with a plan he knows wont work and tries make it happen#because that idea of them deconstrucing the core would NOT have worked so he did that out of selfishness#forcing his community to eat humans. tricking papyrus into eating humans. going against all his morals#dare i need say more i swear AND ALL OF THESE ARE SEPERATE THINGS TOO!!!!!!#he single handedly DOOMED horrortale into disarray by destroying the core#the eye idea wouldve worked. it wouldve been the only way monsterkind thrived#and yet he destroyed the core but kept his eye safe. as if one last big fuck you#you can have my eye but you cant have the machine that needs it. good luck bitches#THERE ALREADY WAS FOOD IN SNOWDIN BEFORE HE TOLD THEM TO EAT HUMANS#THERE COULD'VE BEEN ANOTHER WAY TO RATION THE FOOD OR FIND S FOOD SOURCE#BUT HE JUST TOLD TJEM TO EST HUMANS OUT OF SPITE SO UNDYNE WOULDN'T GET THE SOULS#granted it was a solution that worked for the hunger problem BUT HORROR FUCKING HATES IT#HE HATES THE IDEA OF EATING HUMANS HE HATES THE IDEA OF KILLING KIDS#BUT HE STILL DOES IT HE GOES AGAINST ALL HIS MORALS UGHHHHH#horror sans. horror sans my king horror sans my glorious lord and savior#i cannot WAIT to drop that character analysis. it will change lives. and by lives i mean me#i will be a changed man once the horror analysis comes out#anyways WHO IS THIS ANON AGAIN. its a question i always wonder because wtf#you have a daily question for me. this is like a log in event. if i answer all the questions in a row for a week i get a SPECIAL question#but fr thank you so much for your questions i love answering them its so fun to wrack my mind and figure out a way to answer it. brain teas#every time i see the words mtt expert i laugh lowly like an evil villain but i try not let it get to my head#humility is a standard i aim to uphold. one of my character traits. triglycercule character analysis when#tricule asks
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opens-up-4-nobody ยท 2 years ago
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#there's this wild thing i do where i dont trust the chemical lables on containers in the lab#which is 1000% irrational bc by law they have to b correctly labled#i guess its probably more that i dont trust my ability to read the lables. thats a lil more irrational#lil more rational i mean. bc dyslexia and a short term memory that has been certified as below average#so i read the lable and think ok i read the right thing. then i turn around and im immediatly like ok but did i remember that right?#and so i have to go back and check multiple times. it happens everytime i have to pour ethanol#ill pour it into the container and still im like. ok but is this actually ethanol???? yes! u checked the cabinet 3 times and it behaves#like ethanol! wtf is ur problem??? good lord. this is part of the reason i hated chemistry labs#i would get so fucking stressed out that i would have to leave the room and lay on a bench outside so i wouldnt pass out#bc i dont deal well with time pressure and i would have to read the instructions over and over and over and walk back and forth to the#chemical. distrusting of what i just picked up bc i cant trust my eyes and brain. and that eats up a lot of time#and is super fucking frustrating. its also y i go to the lab at weird times so ppl cant see me tracking and back tracking bc my brain cant#go straight from a to b. annoying. its also y i cant handle cooking bc its literally like chemistry#i cant trust my brain to understand instructions under time pressure. i hate it#i also have to tap my pockets like every five minutes to make sure i still have my keys on me bc idk im afriad ill lose them#recently ive been very bad abt locking my door too. as in i lock my door. take ten steps away and cant remember if i locked my door#so i either have to go back and check. and its always locked. or i walk away with a horrible sinking feeling in my gut#even when i kno i locked it. im like. but did i tho??? and i always forget to double check until im like annoyingly far away#whatever. its not that bad. just annoying mostly. sigh... im back taking measurements for the next 4 or 5 days#im being a horrible mope bc all my time feels empty. like i gotta probably say thank u to coauthors for their help getting a manuscript#accepted but i just feel so detached abt it im like so fucking what? but whatever. i gotta pretend to b a functional person#and then work on all rhe other manuscripts that r way more boring. like sure useful whatever i dont care its gonna b boring to write#uuuuugh this what the stupid measurements do to me. im an empty shell. i dont even kno what to draw or read or watch. im just bleh sad#bc i kno im activitly making bad and wasteful choices but i self awareness doesnt seem to help#alas. trapped in a web of compulsive patterns#unrelated
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happypeachsludgeflower ยท 2 years ago
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Iโ€™m watching an anime called The Worlds Finest Assassin Gets Reincarnated in Another World As An Aristocrat (because Iโ€™m on another isakai binge which let me tell you is a a trip and a half) and Iโ€™m torn between horrified fascination and disturbed awe.
Is the author okay??
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roseband ยท 1 year ago
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The defunding of public colleges was also very racial. With Nixonโ€™s education secretary complaining that there were too many diverse and poor students there. Itโ€™s suspicious that tuition was added just as numbers of black/hispanic students were growing
Thereโ€™s an advertising push to show how โ€œbadโ€ public colleges are,
Iโ€™ve literally had coworkers say I went to a school โ€œnot as good as theirsโ€ in earlier jobs right out of college (CCNY alumn), but nearly all of my adjunct professors in art/design/marketing/web design classess also taught at SVA, Pratt, and the New School. We also were literally at the same job, and at some I was higher paid, and had no loans cause well, I went to CUNY. So I had the same education as coworkers, even sometimes having the exact same professors and curriculum as them, be at the same job, but because someone spent a premium amount of money for the same thing, theyโ€™d look down on it.ย 
(also CUNY/SUNY are free for first undergrad degree for NYS residents making under 125k again and people donโ€™t know about it!!!)
The vast majority of my coworkers in my (pretty visible and donโ€™t want to self dox) apparel job are CUNY/SUNY grads (mostly SUNY FIT), and people still have the โ€œif it costs more it must be betterโ€ brainrot when choosing schools
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#personal#I HATE PEOPLE BLAMING TEACHERS FOR A CULTURAL ISSUE????????????????????????#oh my god no i will literally STOP TEENAGERS TALKING ABOUT LOANS IN THE STREET#to preach about our lord and saviour ny excelsior#like i have done this like 3 times to hs seniors i've overheard talking about cost of colleges....'heeeeyyyy cuny and suny are FREE for nys#residents whos family makes median income or under u just gotta stay in ny for 4 years after'#my cousin's at a upstate suny (he's probably transferring into ccny next year tho lol)#AAAAAND is only going to have room and board as loan (and if he transfers into grove he'll have no more loan than the one year worth)#(cuz he'll just live at home and commute)#EVERY SINGLE PERSON in my family went to cuny on my mom's side other than my aunt (mom's brother's wife and she's drowning in her phd loan)#like my mom's two teaching license masters... CUNY... her undergrad CUNY#my grandfather's engineering licence and teaching license... cuny!!! grandmother's accounting license and teaching license .... CUNY!!!!!!#uncle's undergrad psych (and 90% of a masters... doofus.. well... he couldn't handle being a therapist emotionally and noped into marketing)#also CUNY!!!#so we've got ccny queens hunter and brooklyn represented lmao#(oh and one of my mom's cousins is baruch! soooooo many cunys!)#my fiance actively regrets going to mcgill over baruch too (I TOLD HIM SO???)#so we're both pushing his younger siblings to not listen to their parents about the pricetag#literally i have a better job than my fiance and his mom's made nasty comments about cuny to me and i'm like broooo wtf#(she's also been trying to get him to pay for both his siblings tuition which is a worse deal than taking out a loan... lmao)#(and she lied about paying for his college no strings attached if he chose mcgill over mccauly baruch)#(cause of the 'pay for your siblings as payback' whining LMAO)#but we're both like.... uhh guys... in 2-3 years... cuny... cause then you won't have GUILT trips from parents lmao#literally his mom's said to his sister about relatives going to baruch that they just weren't 'smart enough' to go somewhere better#and broooooo baruch is A GOOD FINANCE SCHOOL and it's smart to not get into debt#if i ever get another degree it would be the fashion merchandising for artists masters degree from FIT
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chocolate-cream-soldier ยท 1 month ago
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artsarasp ยท 1 month ago
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System Possession AU - Masterpost
Howdy Howdy! System Possession is a SVSSS AU born by accident and fueled by brainrot and quick sketches! The AU started because I drew a few pages for @fairsweetlonging System reveal au, and then started going insane about potential system possession with friends.
-The story-
1 - [System Reveal]
The peak lords first notice the system.
2 - [Possession]
The system has taken over!
3 - [First Mission]
Liu Qingge wants answers...
4 - [Mission Complete!]
However, he may not like them.
5 - [Are these roles fixed?]
Yue Qingyuan has a chat with the System.
6 - [Liu Qingge Extra]
These missions cause qi-deviations, Mu Qingfang listens to his shixiong while he checks on him.
7 - [The Plan]
Shang Qinghua comes up with a plan for dealing with the System.
8 - [He's just worried.]
Lou Binghe is worried about his Shizun so he asks for help!
9 - [The room]
Shizun is in his room, reading a bad book about his friend's suffering.
10 - [ -Mu Qingfang- Is a good character!]
Mu Qingfang has a conversation with the System.
11 - [Disciple's Extra]
Moving many disciples is already difficult, even worse if they are too worried to move!
12 - [Mu Qingfang Extra]
Mu Qingfang just completed his first mission! Be nice to him.
13 - [This defective System]
Shang Qinghua's System makes an appearance.
14 - [The Meng Mo Intervention]
Shen Qingqiu may not be in his room for much longer!
15 - [The Breaking Point - Part 1]
Yue Qingyuan comes to a realization during a mission.
16 - [The Breaking Point - Part 2]
wtf zhangmen-shixiong, that's scary.
17 - [Missing file]
System Error.
18 - [10%]
Shang Qinghua would like to know what's going on?
19 - [9%]
This system has a solution
20 - [8%]
This system has no time to lose.
[loading...]
-Extras -
[BLINK MOTHERFUCKER]
[Animatic]
[Survey!]
[User01's System]
[Despacito]
[System! Binghe]
[Mobei-Jun and the System]
[Breaking Point Adbridged]
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talkorsomething ยท 1 year ago
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realizing i am just a weeeeird shape
#100% ัะตะบั€ะตั‚ะฝั‹ะน ะดะฝะตะฒะฝะธะบ ะปะตะฒั‹ ะะ• ะงะ˜ะขะะ™#binder doesnt do hardly shit#and yet i (finally) looked up wtf this cup size thing everyone seems to know about themselves is for *me* and like...#this should be working? this should be working. ...this should be *working*?!#i really want to at least TRY transtape because APPARENTLY ~le boobs~ are supposed to be of a size that it'll work?!#but i cant stand the thought of having to go to riteade and Be A Customer especially on my own and with hardly any money so like...#pipe dream whatever who cares (i care) (see aforementioned anxiety)#but like whats happening is that all the fat that i guess is supposed to be getting more evenly distributed is evacuating the ribcage area#so i have like. ~le boobs~ (yes referring to them like that is funny to me) and then IMMEDIATE Very Much Less Fat that then#odds out into like. cis dude beer belly kind of shit. like i have to clarify i am Not That Fat#but APPARENTLY i am just Shaped and in the completely wrong way for anything like.... dude.#want to do winterguard this year if i can manage to get the time/money for it#but Good Lord if i have to deal with these things breasting boobily all over the place i am Not going to enjoy myself 1 bit#maybe my sister would get kt tape for me if i gave her money...................... idk when she has to refill her whatevers next though </3#trans#transmasc#(not Really what i vibe with but i guess its the term nowadays?)
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allisonlol ยท 1 year ago
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chuuya dazai and fyodor when reader tries to remove the hickies they gave reader the next day OHKYIGOAHSS
a/n: hiii everyone i have crawled out of my void to offer you this post !! ty to the anon who came up with this wonderful idea. i've missed posting omg and we somehow are so close to 3k despite my inactivity??? slay. shall open reqs again once we get there mwehehe
warnings: slight nsfw
(Chuuya, Dazai, Fyodor) When You Try to Remove Hickeys
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Chuuya
he's gonna be the most chill about this tbh
it's your body and if you don't want ppl seeing that on you then that's ur choice!!
however
hiding them is one thing, but that doesn't mean he wants to see you removing them
so yknow that hack where you take a whisk and like,,,twist it over the mark to get rid of it?
yeah so you tried that...and it was actually working until chuuya barged into the room and demanded to know what you were doing
bro is not happy to see the hickies he'd proudly left on you last night being somehow removed by a WHISK
grabs that mf thing and throws it across the room
chuuya's not angry at you, more so frustrated and insecure?? cuz like why would u wanna get rid of them
he's lowkey gonna start pouting tbh. won't say anything else but will glare & give u silent treatment
won't stop until you admit the only reason u removed them is because it was too visible with your work uniform and u didn't want everyone staring smh
insist that he should give you more in areas that people won't see and there's no guarantee y'all won't be late to work <3
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Dazai
oh lord
so dazai really loves to mark you up
and last night was no different. your neck was black and blue with hickies
deadass to the point where you nearly had a heart attack when you saw it in the morning
"how am i gonna go to work like this?!" you practically sob to him while he LAUGHS
his only advice is "then don't go" as if both of y'all don't need to have ur asses at the agency in 20 minutes
you check ur phone for the time and when u see this you panic and sprint to your shared bedroom
you try everything you can think of to cover them
first you hastily layer concealer on your neck, to no avail as the marks were too dark
then digging through ur closet for clothes with a high enough neckline to hide it, to which you found none
whole time dazai is leaning against the doorframe, watching ur meltdown with an amused expression
he approaches and helps u up from the floor where u had collapsed with all the clothes strewn around you โ˜น๏ธ
"allow me to pick out something for you to wear" โ€ฆ.oh god
u guys are beyond late at this point so you sigh and accept defeat, to which dazai picks a shirt that of course displays all the marks on your neck
you got lots of stares that day to say the least
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Fyodor
surprisingly fyodor doesn't usually leave too many marks on you to begin with
he's got that old fashioned take where it's like "other people don't need to see that and be in our business" if u know what i mean
however, he is also a very possessive man
^so when he gets worked up and does leave hickeys on you, the last thing he wants to see is you trying to hide or remove them
which is exactly what he walked in on u doing today
you were trying the good old "rub an ice cube on it" hack before u had to work
now this mf thinks you have some hidden agenda as to why you wanted them gone
"are you seeing someone else" ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
PLS u didn't realize he had been watching from the doorway and this scares u so bad u drop the ice cube down ur shirt
u start frantically trying to get it out of ur shirt while yelling at him like "i have to work, wtf are u talking about???"
u immediately stop tho when he storms up to u and grabs your face to make you look at him
his face is so cold and unreadable omg it's scary
his eyes shift to the marks on your neck as he traces over them with his fingers
"leave these alone" he says lowly, then adjusts the collar of your shirt so they are partially covered
neither of u will say anything more about it after that, but fyodor sends sigma to secretly follow u to work to make sure that's where ur really going ๐Ÿ˜“
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stars-and-the-min ยท 1 month ago
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โ˜† the wrong way to hard launch (16) | OP81
summary : oscar's girlfriend is a walking pr problem for literally everyone (including herself) social media au
pairing : oscar piastri x zhou!fem!singer!oc
a/n the isms of a long-distance, working couple i'm back!!! this was supposed to be published in july my bad y'all i got busy :)
masterlist | last part | part 16 | next part
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selinabui happy birthday to the best cousin i could've asked for. thanks for being some racing-obsessed weirdo, for playing video games with me across the world and most of all for once punching some guy in the face for me. love from: the more talented, overall better, most adorable cousin you could've asked for <3 (you'll always be the coolest older brother!) tagged: zhouguanyu24
zhouguanyu24 Being nice to me ๐Ÿคจ โ†ณ selinabui @.zhouguanyu24 just respecting the elderly
linasgirl4 THEEEEE best cousin duo
emptybottlos they're very dear to me actually
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from the phone of oscar piastri
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piaaโธยน @papayaeightyone ยท 8h IT'S RACE WEEEEEEEEEEK โ†ณ piaaโธยน @papayaeightyone ยท 8h 2024 CANADIAN GP FIRST OSCAR WIN MANIFESTING MANIFESTINGGGGGGGG
liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina ยท 4h berlin empty bottles fans, did lina sound stuffy live? in the videos i've seen she looks sick โ†ณ kayla @luna_apocolypse ยท 3h heard from oomf that cami said lina had a bit of a cold :(
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chrisyamada ๐ŸŽต | Chris Yamada ยท Pins and Needles (ft. Selina Bui from Empty Bottles)
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chrisyamada Surprise drop? @.selinabui and I are pleased to present, to our humble fans, a little collab we recorded back in April. Without further ado, enjoy 'Pins and Needles' tagged: selinabui
selinabui fyi the electric guitar solo is ME bc as if he could ever shred that cool โ†ณ chrisyamada @.selinabui i totally could
linasgirl4 yall... what in tarnation why have you been sitting on this for 2 months ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
lukaszhang ok but when's the mv dropping ๐Ÿคจ โ†ณ moonbeamlina @lukaszhang there's... there's a music video ๐Ÿฅน
ceciliapham omfg it sounds so good oooohh it's a slow song ahhh her voice is angelic fr June 7
selinabui Paris, France
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selinabui "are you happy to be in paris?" OUI!
pastry81 close enough, welcome back oscalina!!! โ†ณ selinabui @.pastry81 oscar pastryyyy ๐Ÿฅบ
tina_kim SO NOT OVER PINS AND NEEDLES I'M STARVED FOR NEW MUSIC
oscarpiastri hey there โ†ณ selinabui @.oscarpiastri oh hi ๐Ÿฅฐ
aidan_ebass Never ever going to watch a show with you again. Please learn to shut up ๐Ÿซถ June 9
TWITTER
kay โ™ก @ blackcatluna ยท 1h it genuinely feels like there's an EB show every second night, do these people even sleep ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
president linami @.linaminami ยท 43m is it just me or is the european leg really really busy? โ†ณ president linami @.linaminami ยท 42m the band barely has any time to breathe because they keep hoping to countries with like a day or two leeway โ†ณ president linami @.linaminami ยท 42m berlin to paris had a four day gap which is one of the longest gap between shows
kayla @luna_apocolypse ยท 1h tbh it's not super surprising that lina got sick; it's still cold in the northern parts and she wears mini dresses and short skirts for two hours in the evening; plus she's probably exhausted and burning out
lina bui x2 grammy winner @urdaisea ยท 12m three back to back paris shows... i'm a little worried for lina's health
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from the phone of selina bui
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pookie piastri @.op81ln4 ยท 9h got blessed with cat energy oscar video from mclaren thank you lord ๐Ÿ™
lina !!! @EB_selina ยท 4h can i physically afford to watch this race; send advice (i'm sick lmao) โ†ณ Aidan Park @EB_Aidan ยท 4h Selina, you have a 40 degree fever get off your phone โ†ณ lina !!! @EB_selina ยท 4h wdym... i'm not on my phone ๐Ÿฅธ โ†ณ Oscar Piastri @.OscarPiastri ยท 1h Hey... what did you mean by 40 degree fever ๐Ÿคจ
piaaโธยน @.papayaeightyone ยท 12m uh wtf happened to charles??? โ†ณ lanaaaaa @.sharlleglrg ยท 8m that's the monaco curse oversleeping
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from the phone of selina bui
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selinabui_news ๐Ÿ“ฑScreencaps of Lina from the Empty Bottles instagram live. Get well soon baby ๐Ÿฅบ tagged: selinabui
piastri_lina how does she still look better than me on the brink of death????
amelia_belrose i hope she feels better soon :( but did you see her face when kas panned the camera over ๐Ÿ˜ญ i thought i was about to witness a murder
marie_h.sb she's been going on stage every night like that ๐Ÿ˜ง June 11
TWITTER
TMD Tour News @EB-TMDTour ยท 56m Lina was talking to a fan during the encore, asked for his name and got flustered when he said "Oscar" #TMDWorldTour โ†ณ piaaโธยน @ papayaeightyone ยท 32m help i think she broke why did it take her 15 seconds to say something ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ โ†ณ president linami @ linaminami ยท 49m actually wheezing at kas' face, he seriously can't believe she's that down bad oml
oscalina real ?! @emptyginbottles ยท 40m i'm eating gooooooood tonight
pookie piastri @.op81ln4 ยท 23m somewhere on earth oscar piastri is kicking his legs and giggling at that clip of his gf's brain shutting down at the mention of his name
camilina gfs fr @ drummergf ยท 11m this is unironically the antithesis of that sabrina moment with a fan named joshua like ๐Ÿ˜ญ similar reaction of disbelief and surprise but the context could not be more different
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from the phone of oscar piastri
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โœฐ ๐“๐ก๐ž๐ฆ ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐œ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐œ๐ซ๐ฒ๐ข๐ง๐ !
โœฐ ๐€๐ค๐š ๐“๐ž๐ง๐ฃ๐ข๐ค๐ฎ ๐›๐จ๐ฒ๐ฌ!
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๐˜ผ๐™™๐™ข๐™ž๐™ฃ'๐™จ ๐™ฃ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™š : ๐™๐™”๐™Ž๐™ˆ ๐™๐™Š๐™ 100 ๐™๐™Š๐™‡๐™‡๐™Š๐™’๐™€๐™๐™Ž! ๐˜ฝ๐™ฉ๐™ฌ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ง๐™š๐™–๐™™๐™š๐™ง ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™ข๐™–๐™ก๐™š!! ๐™‡๐™ค๐™ซ๐™š ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช ๐™–๐™ก๐™ก!!
๐™‹๐™–๐™ž๐™ง๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ : ๐™ƒ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ž ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ ๐™ญ ๐™๐™š๐™–๐™™๐™š๐™ง, ๐™ƒ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ž ๐™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™™๐™ค๐™ช ๐™ญ ๐™๐™š๐™–๐™™๐™š๐™ง, ๐™ƒ๐™–๐™ง๐™ช๐™˜๐™๐™ž๐™ฎ๐™ค ๐™Ž๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฏ๐™ช ๐™ญ ๐™๐™š๐™–๐™™๐™š๐™ง
๐™’๐™–๐™ง๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™จ โš  : ๐™– ๐™›๐™š๐™ฌ ๐™จ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™–๐™ง ๐™ฌ๐™ค๐™ง๐™™๐™จ & ๐™จ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฏ๐™ช ๐™—๐™š๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™–๐™˜๐™š ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐Ÿ’€
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โ˜› ๐‘๐€๐ ๐‡๐€๐ˆ๐“๐€๐๐ˆ
Him being the most non-caring sadistic motherfucker reacting to a girl crying is very confusing for him
You were recently stressed because of your college assignments and paperwork shit
You were at your room crying quietly until he walked passed your room, heading soft crying whimpers
He went into the room with our knocking and saw you hugging your soaked pillow with your tears on the bed
"Yo what happened?" He said as he sat on the edge of your bed, patting your back slowly as you opened your reddish teary eyes at him
He isn't the best listener, but he is also a good help
You vented your problems and stress to him as he quietly listened
After you were done venting, he suggests that you should not care about your shit rn, you should take a break instead
Oh yeah, hes the type to not take these kind of shit seriously so he would just randomly comfort you and suggest you should rip your assignments in half ๐Ÿ’€
"Lmao who cares about studying and homework? They are just here to ruin your life worse so why don't we just burn it?"
He's already handing you a fucking lighter ๐Ÿ˜ญ
You tried stopping him from burning the assignments but nvm
Overall, he's not the best listener but he is willing to do whatever he can to make you feel better (in the worse way ๐Ÿ’€)
โ˜› ๐‡๐€๐ˆ๐“๐€๐๐ˆ ๐‘๐ˆ๐๐ƒ๐Ž๐”
Awh, he's so sweet
Blud is the type to be nonchalant when he actually has the most Pure-sweetest heart ever
You and rindou go to the same high school, during cleaning time. Rindou wanted to borrow a mop from your class
When he went to your classroom, no one was there. You were the only one. You were crying in the empty classroom quietly.
"Huh- wtf-.. Hey what happened..? "
HE'S THE TYPE TO BE SO CONFUSED AND NOT EXPECTING THIS
it turns out that some kid from your class forced you to take over their duty of cleaning the classroom and you were upset about it
When he heard about that, he would be visibly angry.
He would want to gain information about that kid from your class and plan to meet him at the school gate with Ran and beat the shit out of him ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
"Hey, don't stress about this alright? It's okay, I will help you clean your classroom together"
He feels like the best thing he can do is to help you out, after helping you out, you are gonna plan a funeral for that kid who forced you because rindou isn't joking in planning to beat him up ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฏ
"Don't worry, I will take care of him later but let's quickly finish this alright?"
Overall, he's a good listener! Better than his brother actually
โ˜› ๐’๐€๐๐™๐” ๐‡๐€๐‘๐”๐‚๐‡๐ˆ๐˜๐Ž
Oh god
I swear to the fucking lord
HE is the worst one out of these 3 characters I am writing for right now ๐Ÿ˜ญ
I AM ACTUALLY BEING FR HE IS THE WORST THERAPIST AND LISTENER
You were recently made fun of, because of your body which made you extremely insecure
You were at the school bathroom stalls crying quietly and locking yourself in the stalls
When he found out about this, boy he isn't gonna turn on the comfort energy, HE BOUTTA TURN ON HIS KILLING SPREE ENERGY INSTEAD ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ™
Another reminder, whatever he says might be toxic as fuck
"Why the hell are you crying over this shit? They're just mad"
he might get annoyed from your crying but if he actually cares, he would just kill the bullies tbh
He wants to end things quick and not make it a drama so he would just randomly quickly murder their asses
As you all know, if you seek comfort from him, it isn't gonna be good ๐Ÿ˜ญ
He would stutter and think what to say to make you feel better, he has 0 experience from comforting people
"Hey uh, it's alright, stop crying and things will get easier and better"
Overall, he's the least listener and comforter I recommend in here (hey at least he tried ๐Ÿ˜)
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Thanks for 100 followers again loves<3
โ˜› ๐“๐จ๐ค๐ฒ๐จ ๐ซ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ ๐ฆ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ
โ˜› ๐Ž๐ซ๐ข๐ ๐ข๐ง๐š๐ฅ ๐ฆ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ
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star-girl69 ยท 9 months ago
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As much as I love overprotective Clarisse which believe me I DO๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ am I the only one who kinda wants to see a protective reader if something happens to Clarisse or even Ivy?!
I feel like Clarisse may just sit back and be Yh thatโ€™s my girl ๐Ÿคญ
Literally kicking my feet and giggling while writing this
Also I love your writing so much itโ€™s so goodddd I check my phone for any new posts all the time and scream when you do
TYSMMMMM BAE ILY!!!!!! been in a writing slump recently. someone else please write a mind bogglingly good clarisse fic to inspire me again. lord give me strengthโ€ฆ
forget the fact this is 2 days late. thank yโ€™all ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™
anyways officially adding danny to the perfect family bc I DO WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!!!!!
ok so imagine this
clarisse is participating in some sort of contest
like
idk roman gladiators LMAOOOO
but basically itโ€™s like a big tournament? and yk sheโ€™s destroying eating it up cooking, whatever you will
finally she gets to like the semi-finals and atp everyone kinda knows she has it in the bag
her opponents are scared
(trust an underground betting ring was formed. everyone who bet on clarisse is thanking the gods and everyone who didnโ€™t is shaking in their boots)
clarisse is happy bc you and the twins (danny and ivy)
are sitting right in the front row cheering her on
and she got a wonderful good luck kiss from you
so not only is she happy and thinking about that but also sheโ€™s convinced that sheโ€™ll win just bc she got a kiss from you
so the fight starts, ivy is genuinely SCREECHING at the top of her lungs sheโ€™s so me she canโ€™t be normal about anything ever
and you and danny are just regularly cheering for her ๐Ÿ˜ญ
eventually someone behind you tells ivy to shut up
YOU WHIP AROUND BC WTF???
harshest death glare in the universe. like even zeus would be a little scared.
ivy doesnโ€™t even notice sheโ€™s chill
the other person quickly shuts the fuck up.
then you turn back to watch clarisse and the fights just starting, the other dude is scared and knows his ass barely stands a chance
sheโ€™s having fun pummeling him
ugh fight scenes are hard to write
so eventually she tosses his ass to the floor
โ€œGO MOM GO GO GO BEAT HIS ASS MOM BEAT. HIS. ASS.โ€
โ€œIVY STOP FUCKING SWEARINGโ€
and this dude, whoโ€™s laid on the ground, who knows heโ€™s cooked, decides the best option is to grab some dirt and throw it in clarisseโ€™s face
and no one was prepared for this
like clarisse was standing over him with her spear at his throat, smile on her face, everyone knew he was done for- THEN HE DECIDES TO PLAY DIRTY AND DO THIS???
like everyone thought clarisse had it in the bag
the rules for this competition were that youโ€™re not allowed to use anything but your person and/or pre-approved weapon(s)
NOT EVEN CLARISSE WAS EXPECTING IT
SO SHES DISTRACTED BY THE FREAKING DIRT IN HER FACE
SO WHEN THIS BITCH KICKS HER SHE GOES DOWN
DEAD SILENT!!!!!!!
EVERYONE GASPS!!!!!!!
whispers in the crowdโ€ฆ โ€œoh bro is cookedโ€ฆโ€
(sorry iโ€™m obsessed w saying cooked rn)
and he is cooked
but by someone unexpected.
clarisse is wiping the dirt off of her face swallowing her shame she canโ€™t believe she got distracted and let herself fall she should have saw it coming but suddenly she hears someone screaming
she opens her eyes and sees you menacingly walking towards this dude, whoโ€™s still on the ground and scrambling away
and whatโ€™s funny it youโ€™re yelling at him like a mother would
the crowd is gigglingโ€ฆ
โ€œTHAT IS AGAINST THE RULES. WERE YOU NEVER TAUGHT MANNERS??? WERE YOU NEVER TAUGHT DECENCY??? SHAME ON YOU SHAME ON YOUR PARENTS SHAME SHAME SHAMEโ€
clarisse is literally sitting there mouth dropped open when you grab his ear and he HOWLS
dragging him back towards clarisse, heโ€™s kicking and screaming and literally CRYING
โ€œHELP HELP HELP ME HELP SHE CANT SO THIS SHE CANT I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONGโ€
โ€œYES THE FUCK I CAN YOU BROKE THE FUCKING RULES NOW APOLOGIZE YOU LAWLESS SWINEโ€
โ€œI DIDNT DO ANYTHING PLEASE I DIDNTโ€
one of the apollo kids who organized the event is looking around (kinda enjoying it) but mostly very scared
โ€œtechnically you did break the rulesโ€ฆ sorry palโ€ฆโ€
โ€œPLEASE PLEASE HELP MEโ€
obviously, this is the hottest thing clarisse has ever seen in her life.
sheโ€™s sitting back on her palms, watching in utter amazement, trying not to bite her lip
someone loving clarisseโ€ฆ that gets her going
someone loving clarisse enough to PROTECT HER??? sheโ€™s about to explode. EXPLODE. sheโ€™s never needed you so bad in her life LMAOOOO ๐Ÿ˜ญ
and this bitch is STILL refusing to apologize
like damn itโ€™s not that hardโ€ฆ itโ€™s not like you have any pride left to speak of you just got dragged around by the ear ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ bro youโ€™re cooked just apologize and get out while you can
AND YOUโ€™RE GETTING FED UP WITH IT TOO
โ€œhey, dumbass, why donโ€™t you look at the stands?โ€
you point, and everyone follows your finger.
ivy is a literal cartoonish whirl of her pink t-shirt and the white shorts with the little trees on them
danny is holding her back (with ease, might i add heโ€™s strong as fuck ๐Ÿ’ช)
โ€œiโ€™ll let her out.โ€
โ€œI DIDNT DO ANYTHING-โ€
โ€œLET HER OUTโ€
he barely escapes that attack.
when you finally call ivy off of her attack, she stands next to clarisse, literally growls at the dude, before hugging clarisse
clarisse is still on the ground in utter shock.
she canโ€™t keep her eyes away from you and ivy. she canโ€™t get rid of the GLOWING feeling in her chest
is thisโ€ฆ what itโ€™s likeโ€ฆ to be loved?
WAHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHH BITCH NOW IM THE ONE CRYING NOOOOOOOO ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
danny eventually walks over and helps her up
then they all watch as you smile sweetly at this very traumatized dude and ask if heโ€™s ready to apologize
โ€œIMMSORRUOHGOEE IMSORHR ESEBIMS YORUUEโ€
(iโ€™m sorry oh gods im sorry iโ€™m sorryโ€
then you walk over to clarisse, rolling your eyes and mumbling about bad parenting, girl she pounces on you.
kisses you so hard in front of everyone
ivy and danny are hugging each other and shielding each otherโ€™s eyes, screaming, begging for you two to stop
โ€œy/nโ€ she breathes as she pulls away โ€œyou areโ€ฆ the most amazing mother, the most amazing girlfriend, and literally the love of my fucking life.โ€
literally twirling your hair โ€œomg baeeeee youโ€™re too sweet ๐Ÿคญโ€
(yโ€™all donโ€™t end up leaving her cabin for a LONG time.)
after this clarisse definitely sort of realizes a whole new side of your relationship. seeing you publicly defend her like that, publicly care about her, love her, omg she is going crazy for you!!!
after this incident she definitely stops calling you her gf.
gives you a really pretty ring she got one of the hephaestus kids to make, starts calling you her wife
and nobody better have a problem w that lol or else they got two ares killing machines, one feral attack dog, and a literal mother who is not afraid to drag you by your ear.
โ€”-
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incarnadin3 ยท 3 months ago
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How Obey Me Brothers realized they were in love with MC: Part One, Lucifer
A/N: This idea was in my brain for a while so I decided why not write it? Also, am I the only one who writes well in their head but struggles to write it on paper??? Like wtf should I yap on here.
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Lucifer: The Mighty Firstborn
Since Lucifer was the first born, all the major responsibilities were naturally given to him. From paying bills, and managing Mammon's spending, to ensuring the House of Lamentation was running properly, it was quite a lot for the Avatar of Pride.
But his pride refused to let him show weakness, instead working himself overtime to stay on top of things, which often led to him burning himself out, like today.
Mammon had somehow managed to steal Lord Diavolo's card and spent a hefty amount on gambling. While the Prince seemed unfazed, perhaps even a bit amused by the ordeal, Lucifer had been livid.
After lecturing and tying him up to the ceiling as usual, he had been working through a stack of papers, ranging from letters from angry witches demanding their money back from Mammon, to debts that had to be payed because of his greedy brother.
As the moon rose higher in the sky, the stack of papers did not seem to lower, towering over him, waiting to be reviewed.
Even though it didn't outwardly appear that Lucifer loved his brothers, at heart, he really truly did.
Which was currently the reason why he had Mammon's homework in front of him, one of the many he had forgotten to do in his haste to go gambling.
Lucifer sighed, scribbling in the answers, wrinkling his nose ever so slightly at the messy handwriting. Mammon wasn't one to have good handwriting, and if Lucifer wanted to pretend that Mammon was the one who wrote in th answers, he had to copy his handwriting.
As soon as he wrote the last few words, his pen instantly slipped from his fingers, and his head dropped forward onto his desk, and he was knocked out cold.
The next day, as he discreetly slid the homework papers into Mammon's bag before the teacher began to collect them, he realized that in his haste to do Mammon's homework, he had forgotten to do his. Him, Lucifer, Avatar of Pride, the Mighty Firstborn, the one who never missed a single assignment, was about to get berated for not doing his homework.
He tensed up as the Teacher approached, nodding approvingly as she took Mammon's homework, then held out her hand expectantly at Lucifer, wait for him to hand in his homework.
"๐˜โ€ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฌโ€ฆ."
"๐˜Œ๐˜น-๐˜ฆ๐˜น๐˜ค๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ?"the teacher stammered, staring at him as if he head sprouted two heads.
He merely sighed, his head dropping as he heard Mammon snicker in the background. Suddenly he heard another voice intervene.
"Teacher! Lucifer did do his homework! I accidentally took it thinking it was mine!"
Lucifer just stared in surprise, confusion, and shock as you gave an embarrassed smile, holding out the homework, his name written across the top. He watched as the teacher glared and lectured you on not stealing other's homework and passing it off as their own, even if it was by mistake.
As the class continued, he could barely focus, as he noticed you place a comforting hand on his thigh, occasionally squeezing it in comfort as they continued their lesson. As he finally began writing his notes in for the class, a small note suddenly got slipped into his hands.
We all appreciate your efforts, especially your brothers. You are truly amazing for doing what you did. We love you -MC
Lucifer couldn't help but blush slightly, a few tears at the corners of his eyes, as he reread each kind word.
He looked sideways at MC, who was ever so focused on their notes, thoughtfully chewing their bottom lip as the worked. It was at this moment that he realized that he truly loved you, and would be willing to kill for them.
After Lilith's death, it was as if no one wanted to appreciate his efforts. True, his sin made it harder to express himself, but his brothers refused to even try to understand him or appreciate why he did what he did. But today, seeing you go out of your way to appreciate him, made him realize that maybe, just maybe, there was some happiness in store for him.
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foundfamilynonsense ยท 2 years ago
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I donโ€™t think some people realize why the gray jedi thing pisses some of us off so badly.
Imagine you like lord of the rings and you decide to look around the fandom.
And it turns out that 10+ or something years ago someone wrote a piece of fanfiction where they rewrote the rules for the ring. So instead of it only having one master and corrupting everyone else that tried to use it, it sometimes chooses to take a new master if it feels the person is worthy of it. And therefore this authorโ€™s self-insert OC can now use the one ring in all its glory without getting turned crazy.
This fanfic gets published (as some fanfics do) and most of the fandom has read it and loves it.
Now, when you (someone who has only dealt with canon works written by Tolkien) see this fic you goโ€ฆ huh. Thatโ€™s nice, but it goes against the very point of the books and the lore tolkien created. So while itโ€™s a good fic Iโ€™m not going to interact with it.
But then people keep harassing you for taking about/ writing the one ring the way tolkien wrote it to begin with.
And they SWEAR that this is the Actual lore of the one ring, and that YOU are wrong. Which is completely insane to you, because FRODE TOOK IT TO MORDOR FOR A REASON. There is only one lord of the ring!! Thatโ€™s literally the name of the series thatโ€™s what itโ€™s about!! If what the fandom was insisting about was possible, there would be no plot. In the original books.
This is why we are so upset over gray jedi!! Bc if it was possible to use the dark side but still be a good guy then wtf is wrong with Anakin? Why the fuck did Darth Vader fall to the dark side? Why did Luke struggle so much? If you can have your cake and eat it too why are the movies so fuckin long?? Why did Luke fail against Vader in Empire? what lesson did he learn in Return? Why would the movie be called Return of the Jedi if Luke had not learned the Jedi ways????
You can write OCโ€™s as gray jedi all you want but when you start forcing it into canon it literally ruins the movies!
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diorsluv ยท 10 months ago
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feather , part 31
โ€œ iโ€™m gone โ€
series m. list previous chapter next chapter
slightly (ish) suggestive, nothing extremely explicit
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โ†’ rutgermcgroarty HE PAID ME TO DO IT OKAY
โ†’ yourusername how much was i worth โ˜น๏ธ
โ†’ rutgermcgroarty an undisclosed amount that would result in my immediate banishment if it were to be disclosed
โ†’ rutgermcgroarty but itโ€™s way over what you think (probably)
โ†’ yourusername UHHHH $500
โ†’ rutgermcgroarty still over
โ†’ yourusername wtf is he doing
username75 i just screamed
adamfantilli i know youโ€™re not into younger guys but..
โ†’ yourusername adam babesโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
โ†’ adamfantilli ARE YOU GIVING ME A CHANCE
โ†’ yourusername iโ€™m not a cheater โŒ
โ†’ adamfantilli good
โ†’ yourusername OH MY GOD DID HE ASK YOU TOO
username54 luke is concocting some evil shit
username85 luke fucking scored holy youโ€™re gorgeous
mackie.samo you look very beautiful
โ†’ yourusername be so fucking honest did he ask you to say this too
โ†’ mackie.samo ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค
โ†’ yourusername HOW MANY OF YOU DID HE ASK
โ†’ edwards.73 me ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
โ†’ colecaufield me ๐Ÿ˜‘
โ†’ _quinnhughes me ๐Ÿซข
โ†’ _alexturcotte me ๐Ÿ˜”
โ†’ lhughes_06 me ๐Ÿคฏ
โ†’ dylanduke25 me ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
โ†’ markestapa me ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
โ†’ trevorzegras me ๐Ÿ™„
โ†’ rutgermcgroarty me ๐Ÿซฃ
โ†’ adamfantilli me ๐Ÿ˜ข
โ†’ jackhughes me ๐Ÿฅฐ
โ†’ luca.fantilli me ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
โ†’ jamie.drysdale this is still MY FUCKING SISTER
username35 luke got the whole squad trolling
username11 MY BODY GOALS
jackhughes i love you so much
โ†’ yourusername i love you too (?) ๐Ÿ˜ญ
โ†’ jackhughes tรบ es muy bonita
โ†’ yourusername tรบ es muy bonito tambiรฉn
username9 wait.. JACK??
username65 JACK ROWDEN HUGHES?????
username98 iโ€™ve fallen in love and i canโ€™t get up
username34 WHAT THE FUCK ITโ€™S JACK?
username27 THIS CANโ€™T BE
lhughes_06 please just one chance thatโ€™s all i ask
โ†’ yourusername iโ€™ll consider ๐Ÿ˜ณ
โ†’ markestapa this is very obviously favoritism
โ†’ lhughes_06 bro youโ€™re my biggest opp markestapa
_alexturcotte well now that you know that he asked all of us i have nothing to comment ๐Ÿ˜•
โ†’ yourusername you know imy turcs ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿซถ
โ†’ _alexturcotte you should fly over iโ€™ll pay for the flight tickets
โ†’ yourusername free airfare โ‰๏ธ
โ†’ _alexturcotte only for you
โ†’ lhughes_06 bro youโ€™re an even bigger opp ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
username72 iโ€™m flabbergasted but in the best way possible
username90 THE WAIST??
lhughes_06 you know i bet your boyfriend is thanking the lord heโ€™s dating you
โ†’ yourusername lukey youโ€™ve commented like ten times already
โ†’ lhughes_06 can i not appreciate my best friend?
lhughes_06 but i also think he doesnโ€™t even know how he managed to convince you to date someone like him
โ†’ yourusername well i think itโ€™s for the same reason your girlfriend is dating you
โ†’ lhughes_06 which issssss?
โ†’ yourusername because youโ€™re you
โ†’ lhughes_06 so specific
username68 wait this is throwing me off..
lhughes_06 your boyfriend also (probably) thinks that if he ever lost you he would cry and beg for you to come back until you did
โ†’ yourusername oh!
โ†’ lhughes_06 yeah
โ†’ yourusername well heโ€™s done it before when we werenโ€™t even dating so..
โ†’ lhughes_06 oh!!
โ†’ yourusername yeahh
โ†’ luca.fantilli youโ€™re both so fucking weird
โ†’ yourusername heโ€™s my best friend for a reason ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™
username17 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNN
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yourusername heโ€™s so pretty when he goes down on me ๐Ÿฅด
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trevorzegras YO
โ†’ yourusername ITโ€™S. A. SONG. LYRIC.
โ†’ trevorzegras ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ
โ†’ yourusername what if i just decided to push you off a cliff one day
mackie.samo TOUCH TANK?
โ†’ yourusername YOU KNOW IT
โ†’ jamie.drysdale do you just know every song she knows
โ†’ mackie.samo nah nah i jus put her on good music
โ†’ yourusername I LITERALLY SHOWED YOU HALF THE SONGS ON YOUR MOST USED PLAYLIST??
lhughes_06 i know i do, you tell me every time
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lhughes_06 ๐Ÿ˜ณ
โ†’ yourusername ๐Ÿ˜ณ
markestapa GOLD SKINNED EAGER BABY
โ†’ yourusername BLUE SHIRT OUT THE LAAAAAAUNDRY
โ†’ _quinnhughes when will you ever stop
โ†’ mackie.samo HE TELLS MEEEE HEโ€™S GENTLE WHEN HE WANTS TO BE
โ†’ dylanduke25 SO I THINK HE WANTS TO BEEE
โ†’ edwards.73 GENTLE WITHHHH MEEEEE
โ†’ yourusername never ๐Ÿ˜ˆ _quinnhughes
username15 why are his eyelashes so long
โ†’ yourusername i ask myself that question every day
username7 theyโ€™re so in love it hurts me
adamfantilli what type of songs are you listening to
โ†’ yourusername BRO ITโ€™S LITERALLY A POPULAR SONG KINDA
โ†’ adamfantilli sure it is
dylanduke25 interesting!
colecaufield your captions are getting raunchier every time you post
โ†’ yourusername ITS A SONGGG
jamie.drysdale caption ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ
โ†’ yourusername itโ€™s a song ๐Ÿ˜”
_alexturcotte HEY WHAT IS THAT CAPTION SUPPOSED TO MEAN
โ†’ yourusername HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EXPLAINNNN
โ†’ trevorzegras maybe โ€œheโ€™s so pretty when he goes down on meโ€ wasnโ€™t the best lyric to quote then ๐Ÿ˜
โ†’ yourusername i mean he is pretty when he goes down on me but that wasnโ€™t my intended message
โ†’ jackhughes HELLO????? yourusername
โ†’ _quinnhughes damn kids these days
โ†’ lhughes_06 bro cannot keep her mouth shut
โ†’ yourusername weโ€™re no longer best friends ๐Ÿ–• lhughes_06
username44 the amount of times youโ€™ve friendzoned him is unhealthy babe iโ€™m starting to think youโ€™re NOT dating him
โ†’ username35 the evidence is too incriminating
username48 your vague posts infuriate me but i love you
rutgermcgroarty iโ€™m going to projectile vomit all over the place
โ†’ yourusername youโ€™re disgusting
โ†’ rutgermcgroarty YOUR POSTS ARE DISGUSTING
โ†’ yourusername Iโ€™M NOT PROJECTILE VOMITING ALL OVER THE PLACE
โ†’ rutgermcgroarty YOUโ€™RE PROJECTILE VOMITING YOUR LOVING BOYRFRIEND ALL OVER THE PLACE
username32 well he has curly hair so it canโ€™t be jack
โ†’ username37 weโ€™re being gaslit into thinking itโ€™s jack when weโ€™ve all known it was luke from the start
edwards.73 he always complains when we touch his hair ๐Ÿ˜•
โ†’ yourusername itโ€™s because iโ€™m just better
โ†’ edwards.73 HIGHLY debatable
โ†’ yourusername ask the whole gc they all know itโ€™s me ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ
โ†’ edwards.73 in your dreams
jackhughes what would we do without your constant reminders that youโ€™re dating someone
โ†’ yourusername you would be sad because you wouldโ€™ve forgotten i was dating someone!
njdevils ๐Ÿ’“
โ†’ yourusername WAIT WHAT
โ†’ username24 YO WTF
โ†’ username99 THE DEVILS???
โ†’ username12 well now thereโ€™s no denying it itโ€™s luke
elblue6 tell us when you plan to visit the lake house again! ๐Ÿ˜
โ†’ username80 ELLEN?
โ†’ username31 yall arent slick ๐Ÿคจ
โ†’ yourusername hii ofc iโ€™ll tell you!! โ˜บ๏ธ
โ†’ username24 what is this ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ
luca.fantilli what the actual hell is going on and why is your caption the way it is
โ†’ yourusername is your whole life just surrounded around questioning me ๐Ÿ˜
โ†’ luca.fantilli yes why????
โ†’ yourusername i swear you canโ€™t go one day without pissing me off
โ†’ luca.fantilli I DIDNโ€™T EVEN DO ANYTHING THIS TIME
โ†’ yourusername โ€œthis timeโ€
_quinnhughes BRO YOUโ€™RE A CHILD STILL
_quinnhughes and also heโ€™s gone back to his old ways and is whining about not being able to call you
โ†’ yourusername tell him to call me anytime he wants and iโ€™ll always pick up for him
โ†’ _quinnhughes god you two make me sick
โ†’ yourusername i was just being a good gf ๐Ÿ˜“
โ†’ lhughes_06 yeah let her be a good gf
โ†’ _quinnhughes absolutely sick to my ass
โ†’ trevorzegras i donโ€™t think thatโ€™s the saying
โ†’ _quinnhughes shut up zegras
โ†’ yourusername heโ€™s right tho thatโ€™s.. not the saying
โ†’ _quinnhughes iโ€™m sick to my stomach which just happens to have fallen in my ass from the amount of times iโ€™ve seen some lovesick post from either of you
username5 quinnโ€™s a professional hater
username43 so tell me why i thought you and luke had been dating this whole time
โ†’ username39 i think we all know why ๐Ÿซข
username30 touch tank is luke coded.
lhughes_06 youโ€™re pretty when you go down on me too
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