#good god it's tedious
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In a car
Flippy: Drive faster, Sneaky, the bleeding is getting worse!
Sneaky: I'm trying, okay? I get nervous when people yell at me while I'm driving.
Flippy: Oh my fault, I'll just die in silence, shall I!?
Sneaky: *scoffs* Flippy, you're always so dramatic.
Mouse: Yeah calm down, Flippy, you're not dying. You're just losing large amounts of blood.
Flippy: ... Yeah that happens to be a leading cause of death!
Sneaky: No, you're thinking of cancer
Mouse: I thought heart disease was the number one cause of death?
Flippy: Yes, but without blood, my heart will have nothing to pump and will therefore get bored and die!
Sneaky: Ok, just try not to get blood on the seat.
Mouse: Are you guys sure this is the right way to the hospital?
Sneaky: I'm pretty sure.
Flippy: What do you mean you're pretty sure??
Sneaky: I think it's that... By that place we ate at the other day? What was it...
Mouse: Oh those fries were DELICIOUS
Sneaky: Oh my gosh, seriously, they were so good-
Flippy: THIS IS MY ARM!! *holds up arm* NOTICE HOW I AM ABLE TO HOLD IT AN ENTIRE ARM'S LENGTH AWAY FROM MY BODY!! THIS IS AN UNDESIRABLE QUALITY!! I INSIST YOU FOCUS ON FINDING ME MEDICAL CARE!!
Sneaky: *putting on mascara*
Flippy: …what are you doing!?
Sneaky: I have a date after this…. Actually can one of you grab the wheel?
Flippy: … *looks at Mouse* … *looks at Sneaky* … *grabs the wheel with his dismembered hand*
Sneaky: Thanks. *pulls out lipstick and steps on the break gently*
Mouse: Hey, how come we're slowing down?
Sneaky: Some ducks are crossing the road. … *looks at a flabbergasted Flippy* Well what else was I supposed to do?
Flippy: Kill them!!!
Sneaky: That's terrible…!
Flippy: No!! This *holds up arm* is terrible!!
Sneaky: … I'm not killing those ducks, Flippy.
Mouse: Yeah they are adorable.
Flippy: Get me to a hospital!! *waves dismembered arm between them*
Sneaky: *gags* Ugh ugh…
Mouse: Flippy, your arm is REALLY cold…
Flippy: …… is it, Mouse?? I'm no doctor but I would venture to guess that's probably indicative of some kind of severe trauma!
Mouse: *shrugs* I don't know, sometimes people just have cold hands all the time *eyes Sneaky*
Sneaky: Should I turn the heater on?
Mouse: Oh! Yeah!
Flippy, dejected: *sighs* Guys if I don't make it, I just want you both to know… that I hate you.
Mouse: Flippy quit being so dramatic, look, the ducks are crossing the road?
Flippy: *flops over in the backseat, dead*
Sneaky: See? And nothing had to die.
Mouse: … *looks at Flippy with confusion*
Sneaky: Oh look, the place with the fries! You think we have time?
Mouse: YES.
Sneaky: Nice.
#happy tree friends#htf#htf flippy#htf sneaky#htf mouse kaboom#studio c#these three share court custody of a brain cell#i will say that until i die#i tried making this a comic#good god it's tedious#writing is so much easier
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Holy fucking shit y'all splatoween
#splatoon 3#splatoon#splatoween#video#i had the pleasure of making this as fast as possible#fun but tedious on a phone dealing with app ads good god
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my friend invited me to go with them to a show tonight
and the thing is it was not good. it was a cabaret with some amazing circus acts but each of them got like. 5-10 minute slots. and were interspersed with 20+ minutes EVERY TIME of some of the most tedious standup work I have ever seen from the MC and the same 5 physical comedy bits repeated ad nauseum. this guy literally did a Borat bit. in the year of our lord 2024. he sang 2 entire rounds of the Family Guy theme.
and it just KEPT GOING. it was meant to be a 90 minute show, which imo is already a slog for a show starting at 11:30PM but within the bounds of reasonable. it finished. at fucking 1:50 AM. ALMOST TWO AND A HALF HOURS OF THIS SHIT. and it did not help that the 5 bits were all of the 'OH NO SOMETHING HAS DISRUPTED THE SHOW' variety which is funny for a bit, less funny when you're literally 45 minutes past the end of your scheduled finish and still fucking going.
HOWEVER. what I did not realise was that this was in fact. my friend's favourite comedian. and if I had known this I might not have gathered up my stuff and walked out during the curtain call and probably would not have announced on the way out, 'that was the most tedious fucking thing I have ever endured.' and I almost certainly, when someone overheard me complaining about the length and tedium and said 'yeah it ran a bit long huh,' have replied, at the actual near-shouting top of my voice, "I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF."
I feel. bad for spoiling the show for them.
in my defence I have been very tired this week, I got home at 2:30 AM, and raked seating really hurts my hips so I was in agony by the end of the first hour. but mostly I'm just a bitch who loves to hate tbh.
#red said#it was so fucking MINDNUMBING though.#he kept doing the ohhh noooo I'm bombing kind of bit. which is tedious at the best of times but when you're playing to a sold out audience#of like. 750 people. who are inexplicably loudly delighted by every attempt at a joke. it moves past cringe and into wank#like fuck offfffff#he also kept drawing attention to people leaving and it's like first off if you don't want people to leave tell better jokes but also#MATE. if you were scheduled to finish at 1 and by 1:30 you're only 2/3 of the way through your setlist#you have WAIVED THE RIGHT TO EXPECT PEOPLE TO STAY#we agreed to stay for 90 minutes. not 2 hours.#what sucks is that the acts were REALLY good. mostly.#but even there they kind of fucked up bc their FIRST act whipped a rose out of Neil Patrick Harris' mouth with a bullwhip#ate fire. stripped fully naked. then set his erect cock on fire.#and it was fantastic but even aside from them then stopping the show DEAD for 30 more minutes of crap standup#how the FUCK is that the opening act? because the ONLY reason you should open with that is to set a tone of 'this will be wild'#but although the other acts were GOOD they were all. fully clothed trapeze and burlesque?#don't get me wrong. extremely high quality work. but if your opening act is a naked man setting his cock on fire and jacking off#your closing acts CANNOT be 'a man in a suit being very good at diabolo' and 'someone who has played the trumpet throughout the show#plays a trumpet solo'#like what is the ARC where is the MOMENTUM how is this fair on the other performers?#oh well she's done an amazing arial contortion routine but she DIDN'T. strip fully naked and set her genitals on fire.#PACING#GOD
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I have had it with these motherfucking spam bots on this motherfucking site.
#personal#tumblr stuff#vent post#spam bots#i've been getting like 1000 spam bot followers a day for the last few days and blocking them all is getting--dare i say--TEDIOUS#wake up. block 300 bots. go to work. come home and block 500 more bots. spend evening checking tumblr to block bots. it's becoming a chore#it's starting to feel like I offended the tumblr gods or something. this is ridiculous. but like hell will i let them win#i won't let my follower count be 50% bots. i feel like a deserve a tumblr badge or something for fending off so many bots.#tribble#the trouble with tribbles#a very apt metaphor i think for these bloody spam bots; block one and five more come to take its place#but upside: the spam bots are helping me compile a Rosetta Stone for the word 'Untitled'. woo#also if you just joined tumblr and want to follow me: for the love of god personalise your bloody blog#i don't care if you have a icon or a summary. if your blog and likes are empty i'm blocking you#because i don't trust empty blogs and i really don't have the time to sort out who's real or not right now#(though if the blog's offering free mp3s 'just click the link!' or is advertising US keto gold coast gummies i know for sure it ain't real)#but hey! good news to people who followed me in the last four days who haven't been blocked; you passed the blog captcha test#anyway just had to get this frustration out of my system; gonna go block some more bots now i guess. i'll be very happy when this stops
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oh I get it now! azicrow is hozier coded and gentelbeard is the crane wives coded
#edward “i will love you like the ashes in my cigarette box” teach#and anthony j. “every tedious beat going unknown as any angel to me” crowley#they make me want to punch someone#eating drywall#ofmd#good omens#gomens/ofmd posting time#god im decomposing#edward teach#blackbeard#ofmd s2#good omens s2#blackbonnet#azicrow
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Kind of cliche but ive always found the Final Moments from majoras mask in clock town really striking . From the combination of how young i was when i first experienced it, to seeing how all the townspeople face death in their own different ways, to the music and the atmosphere. Though, apart from that it'd definitely be pretty much most cutscenes in spirit tracks between link and zelda. They're all too good imo, their dynamic is so fun, plus their relationship is really fleshed out, and the animation is honestly really cute..
ahhh i totally know what u mean !! most of majora’s mask actually took me totally by surprise so the first time i was in clock town for that final hour it was offputting in a way that draws me in Every Time. i am also diehard spirit tracks defender so i totally get it . spirit tracks save me
#if i had to choose a moment from mm Personally it is even more cliche but the quest to get the lover’s mask . oh my god#it was so tedious . and at the end of it i was kindof desperate for another quest that would take up All 3 Days like that#otherwise ummmm ^.^ i went into the final fight with majora with the fierce deity mask and i must say .#it makes the fight Truly trivial but it felt SO GOOD . IT WAS SO COOL#and then spirit tracks .. hmm#either the scene in the tower where zelda is getting up in link’s face (FUNNY ! CUTE !)#orrrr the cutscene Just after the final fight . smth abt it sticks out to me#frogasks#m
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why did glowing mushroom mixins go up to 4.5m, the update literally changed nothing. they last exactly as long, do the same thing, and are crafted with the same materials 😭
#man dont make me craft all that myself just to save a few coins. i crafted one once. it is TEDIOUS that was horrible i hated it#at least i have 2 brewed god pots left but i wanna keep one if i can since they dont exist anymore lol#anyways i am going to bed soon i am tired and sore from work today so i cant stay up as late as i was hoping >:(#20% to fishing 45 SOON SOON GOOD ARMOR SOON !!!#im almost fishing 50... what the hell do i do after that-#FORAGE??? i'll die#back on that extremely slow dungeons grind i guess kjfhkg#ehh i always have lil things to do here and there. but i like leveling skills i miss it :'(#the pain of having nearly maxed skills#you couldnt pay me to start a new profile tho i dont like early game lmao#bingo is on THIN ice#chat#sb
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in case anyone was wondering i did not like the new warrior cat book it displeased and irritated me
#op#annoyances were 30% plot and 70% structure#read it high and weirdly became very aware of how tedious and redundantly these books are written.#did not like the firestar ass kissing echo chamber like 40 pages in that was lame#uh whistlepaw and frostpaw were good. i liked that part.#nightheart annoyed me but for new and exciting reasons this time#sunbeam was there#perhaps this is god finally releasing me from my entrapment. to pursue a career in adult content. probably good for my health.#wc spoilers#i guess
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ahhhhhh i remember why i dont read comics & books and watch movies as much as I should. Because they make me lose it
#i get suddenly hit with a tsunami of inspiration and an urgency to Make Something#but the urgency isn't about the process of making it's about I Have Stories To Present Too. I have to See Them Realized.#and that hit of urgency is obviously far too short lived to make anything. esp since it comes in a set with a feeling of 'wow this-#-thing was so great' that transforms into intensified perfectionism of No No What Im Doing Here Isnt Good. What Is This. Disgrace-#-to my idea AND to what inspired it AND to my self proclaimed status as an amateur storyteller#which turns into artblock. so like low chances that ill even get a singular good drawing made during this#and the multiple comic or script or whatever ideas that appear in my head during this are out of the question entirely#oh and all of this appears next to the normal feelings caused by a good story like attachment to the characters and having to process it-#-for a while and if its very good then even sometimes rarely i get the need to make fanart#so all of this combined just leads to me not being able to do anything for a while and feeling awful about it.#fun./sar#i wish i was a normal artist people here are so resilient and do stuff even though they dont want to or they DO want to#because idk they enjoy being pissed bcs of a thing not turning out right and they dont mind how tedious it can get-#-and they enjoy sacrificing hours&days&months of their lives without a guarantee that anyone will appreciate it accordingly and itll pay of#its probably the resilience though#im weak like a dried twig both mentally and physically#this sounds like i never enjoyed drawing&writing ever. and to clarify thats far from true. i frequently enjoy it#just never frequently enough and consistently enough to actually make something more 'worthwhile' or linear#it's like a wind that comes & goes that i have no control over.#i try to keep telling myself that in the past i struggled to make anything 'bigger'....& know i even made animatic shitposts#this sounds so stupid god. an animatic shitpost being an achievement.#its not an art skill achievement its a fighting tooth and nail with my own self to actually finish it because its a struggle almost every-#-time achievement#what im saying is im trying to tell myself that i already improved. im doing more than i could have done in the past.#even if the process is so slow and i dont know when ill advance again#if ill advance again. i just gotta believe i guess? thank u parappa
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tbh i sincerely hope none of u here r elden beast apologists. i don’t wanna hear shit abt it ‘making sense for the lore’ for there to be no torrent elden beast is a boss MADE for torrent. this last attempt i only managed to hit this massive space cunt twice, the rest of the time i spent catching up to him, and every time i did he fucked off to the other side of the arena again. arguably the worst boss in the game which rlly sucks bc it’s the final boss and tbh i expect better frm fromsoft and i dont think im wrong to. elden beast rlly doesn’t hit the mark the same as any other final bosses for me, though i will say it’s only marginally worse than soul of cinder, but for completely different reasons, and not even SoC being from ds3 can save elden beast frm this unfortunate ranking
#it’s just stupid im sorry. it rlly is#‘oh but it’s a big god and it wants u to feel small bluh bluh bluh’ ok and what. boss sucks#a boss that i hav to spend that much time chasing is not fun#as if i havnt literally been chasing this guy the whole game !! like girl the chase is over !!! can we fight now !!!! please !!!!!#an inflated health bar and stupid mechanics does not a good final boss make#soul of cinder is better. he’s far too weak i feel but he’s better than elden beast#yes. even nashandra and aldia r better. i said what i said#radagon is a good fight. i quite enjoy radagon#not on the sixteenth eb attempt tho. tedious then#and i will b real. forcing u to do radagon every time as well makes a gruelling and tedious bossfight (eb) even moreso#it’s jst rlly not that good a boss im sorry. it’s rlly not#like if ur rlly such a big bad god come here and fight me like one. stop running away like a coward#and especially on an incant run like this where in order to b at peak performance-#-i need to buff myself to get the most out of what i hav#do u know how hard it is to setup black flame protection flame grant me strength and greyoll’s roar on this guy ??#plum plays elden ring: holy hell
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thinking abt her :)
#oc: heidrun#yknow i finished the dragonborn dlc the other day. for the first time in my life lmao#i think the last time i attempted it i finished the path of knowledge quest and then just forgot abt the game for several years again#but this time i managed to finish the dlc! it was alright!!#i enjoyed the fight with miraak. it was different and challenging even#i think i prefer this one over dawnguard. it's been several years since i last touched dawnguard so i dont remember everything#but i do remember that i found it tedious lol#maybe i should revisit it one day tho. the questline would work so well with the character arc of someone like heidrun...#like she would totally join the dawnguard thinking she could redeem herself in stendarr's eyes by dedicating herself to hunting vampires.#but then she befriends a vampire... and eventually Finally comes to the realization that things are not so black and white...#and that she doesn't need stendarr or the vigil to dictate what is good and what is bad... and that sometimes... gods are stupid#i imagine solstheim was very stressful for heidrun tho. i mean not the place but the events that took place there#the horrors of apocrypha. having to work for hermy to stop miraak. no longer knowing if she is truly in control of anything in her life...#but at least she found some werewolf friends to hang out with at frostmoon crag :)#wish there was a questline or quest related to them... i need more werewolf content in my gameeee#anyway!! heidrun returns to her cottage near ivarstead after all this to take a well deserved break from world saving <3
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I promise I'm gonna write a longer piece about SSO's writing one of these days but before I do that, have this general tldr I just spawned because I was thinking about why I'm so fucking disappointed in Anne's character writing in particular (I have a lot of positive things to say about Anne's writing but I also have a lot of complaints about it)
I want this game to be interesting in execution, not just in concept
This entire game is so fucking well set-up and it's so interesting as a setting, and SSE are really good at introducing interesting conflict in the story but then doing fuck all with it (for many reasons, primarily what reads to me like not wanting to make the "good side", i.e the druids, but even more so the soul riders, "morally questionable") Biggest example being Anne not being allowed to go far enough in her character set-up of being disappointed in her situation (like her only being allowed to be disappointed, not pissed and angry and vengeful, she's just kinda miffed about it), like how when she runs away with the clover SSE has THE free-est fucking conflict ever, and they just do not go far enough with it because we can't have the soul riders disagreeing, and that's so fucking Boring and Frustrating, because so much of it is Right There but they NEVER ALLOW THEMSELVES TO DO ANYTHING WITH IT for so many reasons and it pisses me of
#I'm a writer before I'm a horse girl because I want this game to have good writing and it is So close So many times#But everytime they just pull the plug before it's at 100% and it's just sooo tedious#There's so much cool stuff here allow your characters some conflict both external and internal like Please#Anne's just the best example I could literally rant about her writing for hoooooooooooooours#I also have a tinfoil theory that it's also the writers maybe not being good enough at both recognizing and therefore utilising the plot#infront of them#But I've complained about that enough and I have no way to prove it#And mostly I think it's them wanting to keep the soul riders unquestionably morally good and nice#Which is boring as shit and also christian as shit of them because god forbid our characters aren't always righteous and heroic and Happy#Which also goes into Alex's character decline where SSE never follows up on aaaaaaaanything emotionally#But god I am ranting too much you get my point
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FUCK MYSTIC MANSION
#me posts#first time ever actually playing sonic heroes. WHY ARE THEY ALL 10 MINUTES LONG. WHY DO THEY PUT THE MOST TEDIOUS SECTIONS AT THE END#im losing it. do i just suck at games its taking me like half an hour per level bc i game over at the end like three times#i am taking a mental health break rn for the love of god. what is this#i just want to see metal sonic strike a gay pose yell about her feelings and then die is that so much to ask for#it cant be me. it cant be. im good at other sonic games. i find the controls fun for the first few levels#once i beat this game i think ill like it more bc ill know what to do but. my god. ripping my hair out here fuck off sonic
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One day I'm going to finish my FFXVI mega essay, but for now I think my thoughts on the game can be summarized like this:
When making FFXVI, the developers sure knew what they wanted to do, and by god were they going to do it.
Were they also going to do other things that would make those first thing better? Were they going to do other things that make a good game overall? Ehhhhh...they were going to do what they wanted to do, and invest all their time and effort into that, so surely that would be enough! Surely!
#i saw someone call FFXVI the most disappointing 8/10 game they'd ever played#and i agree 100%#it started off SO STRONG#and then. and then!!!#ffxvi#my overall rating is in fact an 8 out of 10. maybe 8.5. definitely not a 9#i enjoyed many parts of it but by god were the lows low#some of the highs were very high too! i don't regret buying or playing the game! i'm glad i did#but yeah most disappointing 8/10 i ever played is an apt description#my opinion might be slightly impacted by my uh. mental state at the time#2023 was not a good year for me. for several months ffxvi was the only thing i had to look forward to in life#and that's really sad but that was just the place i was in. life was absolutely miserable#i played the demo and was over the moon. good things were coming! it was way better than i anticipated!#then i played the game and while i enjoyed a lot of it a lot was just tedious in a bad way#so many repeated plotlines and so much whacking you over the head with the points they wanted to make#like come on guys i am not an idiot do you really need to tell me this exact thing 18 different times#and have me go out of my way to get. reward which is just a slightly different flavor of that same thing 18 times#that's what i mean by them doing a few things very well. by god were they going to do them. and only them#graphics? beautiful. i had to stop at several points bc i was stunned by the quality.#but after you've seen a few forests and some fallen ruins it gets boring when that's it. the world was just so small and empty#yes i do support the rise up against your oppressor plotlines because that is a good thing to do but that was like. 90% of the story#(including sidequests) and it just kind of got old. why did i just spend 3 hours straight doing sidequests that gave me nothing new#made some of the sidequests feel pointless. especially because the rewards in this game sucked#uh oh i'm getting too negative so i'll end it here#ffxvi was a good game but it is not one of my faves. glad i played it but idk when i'll play it again.#erurandomness
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...I could write a half-decent Chucky, I imagine...
#i haunt you ;; ooc#i just watched the finale of s3 and dear gods. good shit.#if anyone has a source or anything hmu ig#iconning live action is soooooo slow and tedious
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okay i'm struggling again
#she bork#tbd#idk i'll be fine life is just very mean and unfair and worst of all ordinary and dull. i go to work i come home i do nothing worthwhile.#weekends are never long enough and i never get to cram enough into them to enjoy myself. if life was mean but also generous and glamorous i#could maybe put up w it bc for every low there would be a high but it's not. it's just mean and you hit that low and then instead of it#being followed by a high you just end up on a plateau and eventually you hit another low. god i just don't think i was supposed to live in#this ordinary boring tedious life like i'm not made for it. not in a pretentious arrogant way but in a way that's like i'm going fucking#crazy like i have cabin fever but w my life rather than my environment (which tbh maybe they come down to one and the same). idk sometimes i#want to just blow up my life and go somewhere else and do something else and have fun and not feel so weighted down by responsibilities and#bills and worry about money specifically. like i was miserable in high school but now i think i look back on it fondly bc 1. no true#responsibilities or high stakes and/but 2. the stakes always FELT high like i was CONSTANTLY up and down and euphoric and depressed. not#healthy at all but it always felt like something was HAPPENING and now it just doesn't. i have always though that bored was the worst thing#to be and now here i am all the time it feels like. bored.#and again at the root of everything is that life is mean. mean mean mean. sometimes shit just HAPPENS that's bad and fucks you over and#there's nothing you can do about it. and again if there was something guaranteed to make up for it that would be fine but there's not. you#just have to recover and let it go and move on. and i'm not good at that
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