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sadlazzle · 2 months

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tbh i sincerely hope none of u here r elden beast apologists. i don’t wanna hear shit abt it ‘making sense for the lore’ for there to be no torrent elden beast is a boss MADE for torrent. this last attempt i only managed to hit this massive space cunt twice, the rest of the time i spent catching up to him, and every time i did he fucked off to the other side of the arena again. arguably the worst boss in the game which rlly sucks bc it’s the final boss and tbh i expect better frm fromsoft and i dont think im wrong to. elden beast rlly doesn’t hit the mark the same as any other final bosses for me, though i will say it’s only marginally worse than soul of cinder, but for completely different reasons, and not even SoC being from ds3 can save elden beast frm this unfortunate ranking

#it’s just stupid im sorry. it rlly is #‘oh but it’s a big god and it wants u to feel small bluh bluh bluh’ ok and what. boss sucks #a boss that i hav to spend that much time chasing is not fun #as if i havnt literally been chasing this guy the whole game !! like girl the chase is over !!! can we fight now !!!! please !!!!!#an inflated health bar and stupid mechanics does not a good final boss make #soul of cinder is better. he’s far too weak i feel but he’s better than elden beast #yes. even nashandra and aldia r better. i said what i said #radagon is a good fight. i quite enjoy radagon #not on the sixteenth eb attempt tho. tedious then #and i will b real. forcing u to do radagon every time as well makes a gruelling and tedious bossfight (eb) even moreso #it’s jst rlly not that good a boss im sorry. it’s rlly not #like if ur rlly such a big bad god come here and fight me like one. stop running away like a coward #and especially on an incant run like this where in order to b at peak performance-#-i need to buff myself to get the most out of what i hav #do u know how hard it is to setup black flame protection flame grant me strength and greyoll’s roar on this guy ??#plum plays elden ring: holy hell

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