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it'd be so funny.

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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have you considered being like a mother to your actual fucking children

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I've told my friends "penis mode" as a way to get them to shut up

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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trans girls love committing to the bit because we tried playing straight man and it didn't work out

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I don't remember AP Chem, so help would be appreciated on the matter.

What's Promethium? Is it that shit that makes your boobs rounder?

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What's Promethium? Is it that shit that makes your boobs rounder?

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I mean, crows are known to snitch to their friends about people they hate, so maybe one crow could may not be able to hate for more than their lifetime, but with the power of friendship, they can be sure to hate you for 20 years and beyond

Me too

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amazing

in case youve not seen this masterpiece

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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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Don't let them step on you

This one isn't signed. You can use it wherever, no need to give me credit. Enjoy

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Yay :3

like to charge, reblog to cast <3