#good fucken times
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gotta say I am a huge sucker for how Adventure Time will sometimes just cut to Princess Bubblegum doing something extremely morally dubious like cutting off a tiny person’s limbs with scissors and then sticking those arms and legs onto another tiny person’s limb stumps but then she'll turn around and go like "Good morning, Finn! Are you ready for a sploinking day?" and whatever atrocities she had just been committing will Never be brought up again.
#whenever I watched parts of this show when I was younger marceline was my fav character but now that im actually going through the whole#thing for the first time it is So easily bubblegum#she is a war criminal she is a lesbian she is Never Going to Die#WHAT a character#the fucken worst. everyone hates her at some point in time and its deserved. she has no idea what good and bad are and I Love her#adventure time#princess bubblegum#bonnibel bubblegum#smokey speaks#500#1k#10k#20k
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Took myself on a date on a Tuesday
#coz i can#saw bleak expectations#strephen fry was the guest star#was banging#now sippin on mascato as i eat bao and watch my fave (and only tbh) podcast#good fucken times
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When Steph and Cass get married they don’t take the last name Brown (Daddy Issues™️) or Cain (Daddy Issues Prime™️) or even Wayne (Steph absolutely REFUSES to become a Wayne nosirree), but a secret fourth thing (Gordan).
#BARBRA GORDON IS CASS’ MAMA AND TO AN EXTEND STEPH’S TOO OKAY#yes Steph still has Crystal but yall can NOT tell me she didnt lowkey look up to Babs as a secondary mom figure#the only one who is in on the jig is Kate bc shes officating the whole thing bc DUH and the way she fucken WHEEZZEEDDD when Steph explained#the way Kate would stand at the podium and anounce with such a smug grin#looking DIRECTLY at Bruce#‘I pronounce you…. MRS STEPHANIE AND MRS CASSANDRA GORDAN!’#the sheer fucken UPROARRRR#Steph LAUNCHES herself into Cass’ arms and kisses her senselessly as her now wife effortlessly carries her in a bridal carry#babs takes a second to process before instantly losing her NIND bc oh these crazy kids did NOT no no shes not crying#(she is. she so is. her date Dinah is handing her a hankerchief)#the batbros minus dami are hollering and cheering bc YEAHHHH STICK TO THE MANNNN#dami himself is dismissive and muttering about how could anyone throw away the wayne name like this#(on the inside he actually thinks this is pretty funny and must admit Barbra’s last name is a worthy rival to the Wayne name)#Bruce. Bruce is stunned. shell shocked. this girldad just lost his fav kid his princess#Jim is just having a damn good time bro is clapping Bruce on the back and having a good laugh over it all#also does this mean he has two honorary grandkids? no? well suck it bruce theyre my grandkids now#the other gothmanites who were invited like the birds of pret or the gotham city sirens are also all clowning on Brucie Boy#dc#stephcass#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#batfam
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#the godfather#the godfather part ii#memeing#sonny corleone#this was the exact experience andalusiapunk and I had when we saw it for the first time#like the movie's good but it feels so bleak and gray compared to the first#and then boom#sonny shows up in that almost-final scene#the golden lighting's back#everyone's alive and almost everyone's happy#my heart did a little flip#of course there's the crash of michael smoking at the table by himself#abandoned by his family again#but still#fucken roller coaster y'all
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fuck fuck fuckity fuck! when I catch you Ferrari! Ferrari when I catch you!!!! When I catch you James Vowles!!!!! oh my god I'm GONNA die they're gonna give my boy a shitbox and kick Logan to the curb I'm gonna throw hands
#f1#formula 1#formula one#ferrari#carlos sainz#carlos sainz junior#williams racing#fuck this!!!!!!#if toto wasnt so focused on his prodigal child#we wouldnt be here#let kimi have three seconds of time to like. mature#so we dont kill a child#good lord the fuckening is upon us
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TABLET WENT DOWN FORA MINUTE SO I WAS REDUCED TO USING PAPER AND PEN. so anyway ive been watchign this show thats kinda neat u guys prolly never heard o it its called wondey luts
#OKAYOKAY SO IM NOT CAUGHT UP I THINK IM AT LIKE EP 8 NOW#I PROMMYYYYY IM STILL HERE IVE JUST BEEN BUSY W WORK AND FROLICKING LATELY#ive also been making SO MUCH OC STUFF THO. might share those eventually. but in the meantime. i hav these#NO MAIN TAGS bc i dont share wips to main tags. might finish this one eventually. maybe.#REALLY BEEN ENJOYING WONDERLUSTT THO LIKE I LOVEEEE THE STEAMPUNK STUFF GOIN ON.#runt is my fav as of now ofcorese ofcourse. TROY IS RLY FUNNY and i like watching blink lose his mind. I REALLY LIKED RIPLEY#AT FIRST I DIDNT KNOW WHAT ANIMAL SHE WAS but apparently she might just be human? mighta missed that. anyway i made her a hyrax#u ever seen a hyrax? google it right now. theyre so cute n funny lookin. or atleast a hyrax is what i had in mind when i drew her#I RLY LOVE RIPLEY AND RUNT TOOOO THEYRE SUCH GOOD BESTIEEEESSS I LOVE IT WHEN TWO PPL WHO LOVE BUILDING GET 2 BUILD TOGERTHR#AANNNNDDDDDD broooooo BROOOOOOO!!! PROFESSOR FUCKEN CROSS BACK AT IT AGAIN DUDE I WAS PUNCHIN AT THE AIR WHEN HE RETURNED#I WAS HOOTIN N HOLLERIN.LOSING MY MIND N SUCH. I LOVE ALASTYR SO SO MUCH HE MEANS EVERYHING TO ME#i loveeee this world bizly has built. is this campaign one o my favs? ehhhhh. maybe itll get cooler as we go along but#not super feeling it YET but im sure in time ill get deeper and more fixated on it#tobe fair tho i DO LOVEEE troy and the way hes sooo dumb and jock-bro type dude but also sooo unapologetically murderous?#violent and stupid is one of my FAVORITE COMBOS. nnow if only we could do w less 'shitting your pants' bits in this show#ILL WATCH MORE LATER!! in the meantime u get scraps. ENJOY.
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good omens s3 turned into a 90 min movie
thanks, i want to rip neil gaiman in half with my bare hands
#fucking hell neil#we cant have any good men in the film industry 90% of the times theyre assholes or criminals or fucken both
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fighting a single dragon while clenching my butt cheeks for an hour straight took me from 'wow i love combat in this game' to 'i fucking hate this game i don't want to do this no more'

#the datv adventures#i mean i died a couple of times after fighting for a while so i WAS a bit tilted#and then i went to do another quest which proved to be yet another fucken dragon#i just pressed esc and quit the game lmao#it's 3am this is not good for me#nah but i will get back to it i think i just need to respec and like.. see what gear i need for certain fights i guess#datv spoilers
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id be a grumpy cunt too if i had the inevitable permanent tension headache that must come with holding up a skull thats many times heavier than it should be
#i am a dumb#xmen#wolverine#logan howlett#seriously think about the effort of standing and moving and getting up and shifting weight without falling and holding your damn head up#with a skeleton of fucken metal#breathing at night lying down must be fun too#healing factor probably isnt much good for something that never ever stops. and isnt he... allergic to the adamantium? do wolverines bones#ITCH?#i spend a good amount of time thinking about wolverines metal bones and the more i think the more horrible it seems
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You’re not immune to the chain scene etc etc
Drew it once and then immediately redrew it to this because my first try at drawing any character is.....eh My seconds are far from whatever the final bit will be but I prefer this much more and also thank you to everyone drawing this scene in particular as well 👀
anyhow bonus me-reaction (i was very sleepy and did not expect all this 👀 who at capcom can i thank for the increase in...you know 👀👀)
#i fucken forgot to post this gsdfghs#rollercoaster took up so much time i had to pause any bisexual thoughts v-v i apologize#og re4 gave the idea of serrenedy#and re4make just went 'hey remember the like 4 people going with it? would you like MORE?'#yes i would thank you i love it#god i love the remake so much gssdfghsks so good#re4make#resident evil#leon kennedy#i love basically all the characters in re4 that i can think of anyway especially with getting more from some in the remake#very fun <3#art#zkretchy#serrennedy#serennedy#resident evil 4 remake#luis sera#luis serra#re4remake
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went to the mall today and literally why does every piece of clothing look flammable it is saur disappointing and i didn’t find anything
#i got black mini silk skirt few days ago that’s the only thing in ageees that caught my attention#anyway i’m such a quick shopper shopping with me is a very boring experience LMFAO i scan the store ignore all the color run my hands and i#a material catches my attention i check it out but tbh i already know it by heart LMFAO. and that’s it#obviously not when i’m thrift shopping that’s a different thing but yeah i rly never liked online shopping but i think it will save me#time yk just filter everything out and good fucken BYE! but literally everything is such a bad quality and the prices are ridiculous for#what it is. Anyway whatever going on a run 🏃🏼♀️#tt#i forgot to say i also have wishlist moodboard so truly if i don’t need idk jeans i won’t be browsing any. Saves me money and time
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Guys I missed the countdown by 7 minutes can we redo it?
#would anyone believe me if i said i was distracted by wrestling cable around a piece of wood#i got the best shower thought to pull my amp so it faces into my room instead of into the corner#just rotating it#and the fuckening cable was stuck under a wooden art project (like a canvas) and i had a sbahj moment trying to figure out...#...which side of the canvas the majority of the cable was on#i know where the cable is connected to the wall but i didnt know how far along i pushed it along the wall#ughhhhshdjdossb#rip my back but im determined to go into the new year playing guitar#so can we redo it now 14 minutes later? bc i cant explain the configuration of my room#ShitPost.exe#OBLIGATORY: 'DISCLAIMER: i'M HI (HIGH)' TAG#wait i need more minutes i think i gotta tune to C please hold idk what tune this band does#firmly grasp the moment. go back to 2359 and hold the moment for me ill hit unpuase when im good and ready#edit: unpause i was being dramatic its only drop D but i found the keyboard riff so ill learn that on guitar instead#WE'LL START FROM FIVE... 4... 3.. 2.. fuckyou#dundundununundundjndunnizndnndndjsn#listen up yall#edit 2: i wasn't being dramatic lmao the song i was planning on in the shower was actually C#but i changed my mind when i sat down bc i couldnt remember which song (ive had the playlist on repeat most of today#so fuck my life back to tuning ig#its okay tho i fiddled around on the midnight in my heart#wow can i say anything without innuendo#edit 3: oh thank god its drop c not c lmao still maybe i should prank future cori by leaving my guitar in drop c for the next time i play#gonna pull it out like 'holy shit whats wrong with this thang' (i would not lol i tune it every time)#but ill remember this moment and shake my fist at past cori bc theres nothing future cori can do to stop present cori#can u tell im procrastinating lol. my amp made a funny sound when i turned it on and its not nearly old enough to need warming up yet#fuck i mean i need time to warm up too but like . fuck lol.
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Cold as fuck in my house & I'm crouched near the heater like it's my job. However, I'm rereading Hell's Paradise, which is good for passing the time.
#Textual.#This cough is so fucken bad. Comes & goes without warning. At least I'm a little more well this time around.#Anyway. Jigokuraku is good. I love getting to the genderflipping part & being exposed to the whiniest god known to man.
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crying and wailing my dad just gave me a whole speech about how he loves me and he’s asking about how my transition is going to go and admitting that he has no idea what’s gonna happen with me but he wants to support me all the same. everyone ignore my old vent posts my dad is the fucking GOAT
#whiskey yelling into the void#i was just pissed off last time bc i’m sick of this town#and like. for a gen x who was raised with a dad like HIS. my dad is doing pretty fucken good#he called me his kid instead of his daughter 🥹
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tumblr is also the supreme social media because if you curate ur experience well enough you can outright say shit like “yea i emotionally repressed this last round of Stressful Life Events too heavily and now it’s built up into a manic episode / general mental breakdown lol sorry I’ll be extra weird for a bit y’all” and ur friends and followers will still genuinely like and respect u as a person and it’s not a massive deal. u do Not get that anywhere else
#the final straw this time was my mom had another mini stroke and once again I just had to like. keep working. and continue functioning as#if it’s not a big thing and not a massive sign AGAIN that our lives n lifestyle of severely overworking ourselves for years is going to#genuinely kill us#like I’m already pretty permanently disabled and continuing this shit is just gonna fuck me up further for the rest of my life#but noooo its all good 😌👍#that literally happened like. friday morning. im fucken Stressed lads#mercury.txt
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I guess deep in my heart I knew I'd live to see Netflix absolutely Fuck Up And Not Get Right a beloved childhood book series but I reeeeaaally wish it wasn't THAT one
#uglies#scott westerfield#the uglies pretties specials trilogy was absolute FIRE#and the trailer makes it look completely and utterly “meh”#it captures absolutely none of the vibes#like the “uglies” are already hot like at least rub some dirt on the immaculately perfect “ugly” people#no tally youngblood shitting her pants on a hoverboard for the first time just her nailing it for the Generic Action Show Slop trailer#they could've built so much intrigue with the world building and started small scale but no they had to do it in the most unremarkable way#no stealthy shit your pants follow riddles into the wilderness... just michael bay explosions#spoil the climax ass trailer#rant#btw#i don't do this often but I fucken will about this#and her going to smoke is presented like a conscious choice? um no#tally was fucken STOKED to become a pretty and then the wanker government blackmailed her to expose the smoke or stay ugly forever#do you not think. do you not think that would create some hype for the tv show? maybe? hello???#but instead no it's spoon fed morality for babies with laverne cox saying “if everyone is pretty no one is excluded :)” like no shit babe#the audience can figure that out#give us the good shit
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