#good bye beetlejuice

[bright-meg]

𝗜𝘁❜𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿...

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𝗜𝘁❜𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀. 𝗜𝘁 𝗵𝘂𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗺𝗲 𝗮 𝗹𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗱 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝗵𝘂𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻, 𝗜 𝗮𝗺 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗜 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲.

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𝗜 𝗺𝗲𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗜❜𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗼𝗼. 𝗠𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗲 𝗜 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘃𝗼𝗶𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗜❜𝗺 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆.

𝗧𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸𝘀 BEETLEJUICE 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂

[lovelytsunoda]

the man with the hex // liam lawson

summary: he stayed to hand out candy but actually just wanted to make out. unfortunately, hungry kids won’t wait to ring the doorbell.

pairing: liam lawson x female! reader

warnings: allusions to sex, liam is a horny teenager, very suggestive but no smut, reader gets baby fever real fast and liam has a dirty mouth. I am incapable of writing anything wholesome about this man, apparently.

"jesus fuck!"

"y/n y/m/n y/l/n, watch your language!" her mother shouted from the kitchen

next to her on the couch, liam snickered, pulling her closer. guillermo del toro's 'cabinet of curiosities' was playing on the screen, and y/n had been jumpy throughout the whole episode.

y/n was a gentle soul. she preferred cozy mysteries, and humorous action thrillers as opposed to straight up horror. sure, the pillars of the slasher genre were wonderful films (she's first in line to see any new 'scream' movie), but she did not do well when she was genuinely scared.

"sorry, mom!" she shouted, resting her head against liam's shoulder. "liam has bad taste in movies."

"it's one episode!" the kiwi laughed. "i'm sorry, you can pick the next movie."

y/n rolled her eyes, getting up from the couch to hug her parents goodbye. she and liam had agreed to stay in that night, allowing her parents to go to an annual charity event thrown by one of her fathers friends. her sister was at a party, and as someone who had a quiet, peaceful life and wasn’t always invited to things, y/n was extended a chance to stay at home.

of course, learning that they would have the house to themselves, liam was all too quick to tag along, for less than wholesome reasons. while y/n had planned a couple's movie night, complete with matching hotel transylvania costumes and a stack of scooby doo movies, wheras liam had planned to get her to scream in more ways than one.

y/n got up from the couch, her nylon-clad feet skidding across the hardwood as she went to hug her parents. "bye guys, i'll see you in the morning."

"have a great time, mr. and mrs. (your last intital)!" liam shouted

"no funny business with my daughter, lawson. and no drinking." her father scolded, pointing his finger towards his daughter's boyfriend.

"dad! we're adults, i think we can handle ourselves." she laughed, giving her father a hug before her parents went out the front door.

she closed the door behind them, leaving it unlocked and the jack-o-lantern on the front porch turned on before backtracking to the kitchen and refilling the candy dish she and liam had been snacking from.

"you'll have to keep an ear out for the front door, but other than that, do you want to put beetlejuice on when this is over?" she suggested, bringing the candy bowl back over to the couch and curling into her boyfriend.

"i dunno, your parents are gone, i kind of hand something else on my mind." liam grinned, one hand trailing up her thigh.

"oh yeah?" she purred, maneuvering herself into liam's lap, poking his nose before kissing him softly, her blue lipstick smearing against his skin.

liam cupped her face with his free hand, his other arm going around her waist to pull her closer. she hummed contentedly as she nestled her body into his, taking his top lip in between her own.

“your lipstick tastes good.” liam remarked, lips ringed in the dark blue cosmetic. “like blue raspberry.”

“you’re such a dork.” she giggled, brushing an errant blonde hair out of his face before kissing her lover again.

liam moaned into it, feeling himself grow harder every time that her thigh brushed over his crotch. she was driving him wild, the end of cabinets of curiosities forgotten as they made out like teenagers.

the doorbell rang, startling them both as they jolted on the couch. y/n pulled away from liam, wiping the smudged gloss from her swollen lips before getting off the couch and reaching for the bowl of cadbury chocolates across from her.

“trick or treat!”

there were three kids standing in the doorstep, each dressed as a different superhero as they held pillowcases out in front of them as she dropped handfuls of pocket sized chocolates into the bags.

“you kids have a great night.” she chirped, waving not just to the kids, but to the parents waiting on the sidewalk before slipping back into the house.

she left the plastic candy dish on the front bench, a grin on her face as she went back to the living room. liam hadn’t mailed from the couch, one hand over his eyes and the other clutching a throw pillow over his crotch.

“seriously, liam?” she laughed, reaching for the tv remote. “come on, we have to be aware of our surroundings. little kids are going to be knocking on the door all night.”

liam groaned. “sounds like hell to me, babe.”

she shook her head, grinning as she used the remote to navigate over to the amazon icon to rent ‘beetlejuice.” she was just about to hit rent when she felt a pair of arms wrap around her waist.

“liam!” she shouted, giggling as he nuzzled his cold nose into the tender flesh of her neck. “you know you’re just gonna get interrupted again, right?”

“don’t care.” he hummed, pressing kisses up and down her throat. “babe, we finally have the house to ourselves and I am so fucking horny for you right now.”

she giggled, extracting herself from liam’s hold to teasingly bend down near the coffee table, placing the realtor back on the glass top. at the sight of her skirt riding up over her orange and black nylon tights, the lacy hem of her panties visible through the nylon as she bent over, the kiwi could hardly contain himself.

especially when there was another ring of the doorbell.

this time, liam offered to get the door, almost dropping the candy bowl as he tried to get the door open, shaking hands unable to grasp the doorknob as be tried to get his breathing under control.

“woah, are you liam lawson?” one of the kids shouted, his voice echoing through the street. “I watched you on tv last week!”

despite himself, liam laughed. “right on, kiddo!” he held his fist out for a fist bump, kneeling to the kids level. “hang on just a second and I’ll get my girlfriend out here to take a picture of the two of us, yeah?”

“you seem cheerful for a man that didn’t want to hand out candy.” y/n chuckled from the doorway. “come on then, pass me his iPod touch or whatever and I’ll get the best fan pics he’s ever seen.”

the kids eyes lit up as liam moved to crouch next to him, matching his height almost exactly as y/n snapped a few pictures.

“your girlfriend is really pretty.” the kid said, giddy as he took his iPod back. “are you guys going to get married?”

liam laughed heartily, tactfully avoiding the question as he asked the kid what his favourite part of the race in qatar had been, dropping a handful of cadbury chocolates into the mummy shaped bucket.

once the kid was gone and the door was closed, he wasted no time in pulling y/n close and sliding his hands up her dress.

“someone’s eager. if anyone should be exited after watching you interact with kids, it should be me.” she giggled, kissing his cheek.

her lipstick was dry now, and liam found himself slightly disappointed that it didn’t leave a mark.

liam raised an eyebrow. “oh, yeah? so in addition to making you scream my name tonight, should I fill you up with my cum? start practicing for when it’s time to get you pregnant?”

she nodded eagerly, wishing for nothing more than liam pressing her up against the foyer wall and taking what he wanted. what they both wanted.

“fuck.” liam breathed, his breath warm on her skin. “you’re really hot when you have baby fever, you know that? and that kid wasn’t even a baby, he was like five.”

“shut up and kiss me, lawson.”

but just as liam leaned in, the fucking doorbell rang.

he cursed, throwing his head back in a groan as y/n gave him a sympathetic smile. she picked up the candy bucket, dutifully opening the front door and greeting the horde of kids who had chased each other up the driveway and around liams bmw.

while her back was turned, distracted by handing out candy, liam reached his breaking point, scrambling to find a piece of paper and a pen.

please take one handful each, and ring the doorbell if bowl is empty. we are home but enjoying a scary movie night and my girlfriend is jumpy :)

when y/n turned away, closing the door behind her, liam was quick to grab the bowl, whisking it away to the kitchen and ignoring his girlfriends confused look as he practically overfilled the bowl, taking on the sign and leaving it on the cast iron bench outside the house.

“now, where were we?” he grinned, pulling her in for a kiss. she broke out into a smile, knowing exactly why liam had done what he did. “that bowl is almost full, it will keep the kids occupied for a very long time.”

“what if someone takes the whole bowl? what then?” she giggled, playfully teasing her lover, hands gently rubbing at his shoulder blades.

“then I’ll buy your mom a new one.” he decided, paying the matter very little attention as he swept his girlfriend off her feet, carrying her bridal style towards the stairs. “now, my fair maiden, you bedroom awaits.”

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[hellodragonkit]

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Opinions and Points.

SPOILERS... obviously.

Ok I watched the movie, and ... some things that are my own personal thoughts and possible points I noticed. And some things I have seen others point out to where this is just my over all opinion and its kinda long.

The backstory lets not forget beetle is a unreliable narrator as proven by the first movie as Julliard and Harvard did not exist while he was alive, and unless he was possessing someone when they graduated its unlikely he said the truth. - so I don't think he gave us the full backstory. Maybe yes he did marry her, but given he never dies on screen and previously stated point. I just find it hard to believe that he drank a poison then had enough strength to chop her up as much as she was, if it was actually effecting him. i find it far more possible he had already been poisoned so often he was immune at that point. and was just pissed his new wife tried to do him in. Also in first movie it was suggested with the red mark he hung himself... maybe he tried to take over the death cult and had to do himself in for a quicker death?

the Newspapper. Yes it did say people were falsely accused of offing themselves at death, I think this was to help clear up the plot hole that would have been with Astrid's dad. And maybe be a red haring for Beetle. Next few points are BeetleBabes related so if you don't like the ship, please move on.

He gave her autonomy in his power. During the therapist scene when he "sewn" her mouth shut, it was less truly sewn and more duct taped. She had the ability to remove it, yeah he had it stick long enough for a gag, but not much more. He didn't force her.

The Contract and Nullification of it. Beetle wrote the contract, and he worked as a dead con man for years, he knew the handbook inside and out. He wrote up the contract for Lydia to sign and save her daughter, knowing there was a Massive Loop hole. even blowing a hole in the "back door" of the Neither to insure the loop hole was as big as it could be the second he had her sign, obviously with a bit of theatrics for both signing and explosions. But would we expect anything else from him?

Delia calling him: when Delia died, she called him asking to go to Lyd's wedding. He did so no questions no strings. Any other deal he always asked for something in return but for Lyd's step mom he didn't charge a dime, possibly because he felt Lyds would be upset if she missed it, and didn't get to say good bye.

Rory Beetle obviously didn't like him, could tell he was scamming Lyds, and yeah he probably could have sent him off but instead had to prove to Lydia why that guy was bad, hence why he used truth serum. He need to make sure she wouldn't go back to that guy once he was gone again. It was even hinted he heard her talking in the graveyard rushing to the church that she was not ready to marry.

He planed to go away. His song at the end, was not one of love and togetherness. MacArthur Park is more of loss and remorse. He was saying Goodbye to Lydia! Not permanently anyway

He set up sending away Deloris and helped the contract become Null When Deloris burst in through the door, the wind didn't effect Lydia, or Beetle, or Delia but the book slid to Astrid as easily as it had moved away, He moved it to her, conveniently on the page to summon sand-worms and how to brake the contract.

He stalled for the cops I find it funny how in the first movie he summoned a Man of the cloth and the guests. But this time he had both, and unlike the first time he wasn't rushing... he took his time to sing a whole song and to let the Neither cops show up, possibly also baiting Deloris to take care of her but I'm still not sure on that bit. ether way He had won, he had Lydia, the pastor, and guests. But instead he did a song and dance, a song that I already pointed out was one more of goodbye.

He let Lydia send him away. Beetle loves to make a entrance, he also may love to make a exit. he has also shown he can silence someone for just saying his name once. But instead of silencing her or taking over her voice as he had before. He started a dramatic plea, showing her he was getting sent away, showing her he was going to let her send him off.

The ending given the fact he may have over heard about Rory, And all the other notes, he could probably see Lydia wasn't wanting marriage at that time. But I also feel... he just likes the chase. What fun would it be if the Coyote already caught the road runner? he didn't mind her sending him away, because it means he could keep trying to get her to call him willingly. Over all this is just my ramblings that I don't have any friends irl who may appreciate them or be able to properly counter lol And if you made it this far thank you. And I hope you liked the movie as much as I did.

[burgerking-official]

Alright fine I’ll do a full review on Hazbin

Okay I’m very bored so I’ll go in-depth on my thoughts on Hazbin.

The voice acting

The voice acting is mostly trash.

Erika Henningsen as Charlie was fine. Not great, but certainly not as terrible as the others.

Stephanie Beatriz as Vaggie was pretty bad. Her delivery sounds like she was trying to make herself sound as deep as possible and it didn’t work.

Blake Roman as Angel Dust was fucking horrendous, although it does improve as the series goes on. His acting was like Dan Castellaneta did in Aladdin 2. He sounded like he was trying to do an interpretation of Michael Kovach and it doesn’t work. Likewise, Dan was doing an interpretation of Robin Williams, but he still very clearly is not Robin Williams. Blake’s voice acting for the egg guys was fine though.

Alex Brightman as Sir Pentious was honestly fine. I think it’s mostly just Alex being an obscenely good voice actor, because I didn’t realized he voiced Pentious until I looked up the cast while writing this post. Alex’s voice for Adam was also really good. He sounded very distinct from both Fizzarolli and Beetlejuice, despite clearly being voiced all by Alex. Pretty good.

Keith David as Husk was okay. He’s certainly on par with the pilot VA.

Joel Perez as Valentino sucked. He sounds like a completely different person every time he speaks.

Christian Borle as Vox was actually pretty good. I like it.

Lilli Cooper as Velvette was horrendously bad. British people don’t sound like that. I’d know. If you can find me a single goddamn person on this island who regularly speaks like Velvette, I will give you nothing because that person does not exist.

Everyone else wasn’t notable enough to get their own review.

The music

The music was okay. Most of the songs sounded fine. The lyrics mostly sucked, but the songs themselves sounded okay.

The characters

most of the characters were fine except when they weren’t. i want velvette to step on me

The writing

the writing sucked. a lot of the jokes just had swearing or sex as the punchline and it was bad and also not good. i’ve gotten tired while writing this so bye

vivziepop is also a shitty person still

[echantedtoon]

Love Requires Summoning

Though she should be weary, up summons something scary. Ghostly hauntings turning loose. Beware of the beetles in your juice.

(Something small but fun for this duo.)

The shadows danced as moonlight shown down along the dark homes in town. Dancing with the stars and laughing in glee with the darkness on the ground as the moon and stars above shined down watching their sinister dances as an audience would a beautiful ballet. It was very pretty in a way but your mind would only focus on high alert with the possible dangers within the shadows. Every alleyway felt like a hiding place for a monster. Every shadow a trap. And the light not much of a beacon of hope. 

The sweet sunlight kisses the world good bye as the sun set on the world. Wishing it good bye to make way for the cruel night that way ahead. Bathing the world in darkness tinted in white by his sister the moon as she dawned her best war paint and climbed higher into the darkened sky to claim her rightful place as Queen of the dark realm. That readd a sign to all her dark children that tonight would be the night for mischief and mayhem. Danger and chaos. Those who refuse to heed the warnings are fated to die to be spirited away never to be seen again. So hide away and don't make a sound. Never answer the door no matter what. And above all else be weary.

The darkness of night was always dangerous to those whom did not heed the warnings of the monsters whom lurked within the abyss and shadows.

The woman knew that more than anyone else very well. Often finding herself confined within it's hold. Innocence ensnared like a bird within it's cage. Singing it's innocent melodies despite being condemned to be surrounded by cold iron bars. Forever ongoing. Swirling, swirling around

The sun sank beneath the horizon to make way for his sister the moon to take her rightful place upon her throne of darkness surrounded by her army men of stars and comets. 'Come out!' She cried out to her dark children that hid from the light. 'My brother and his infernal light is gone. Once more come out to greet your mother and wreck discord upon thine earth. Have your fun dancing in my gentle glow and bask in the darkness that I reign upon as I watch over you.' The monsters woul answer their mother's cries. Dancing. Reigning havoc over the darkness. Bringing entropy to every household they manage to invade. 

Tonight would heed no difference as curtains closed out the soft moonlight lighting the way for monsters. Nothing to see with except the ominous wafting glimmer of candlelight. Footsteps echoed through the darkened room telling of the witchcraft to be spoken of tonight. 

Pale flesh as snow. Hair as shiny ebony as the ravens. And a determination set of conjuring wicked wilds. A spell mumbled past lips as reflections casted off darkly. Mirror rippling like water behind a glass. 

"Even though I should be weary still I venture someplace scary."

The candlelight flickered. A ghastly coldness sinking inside the locked room. The darkness circling the mirror and seeping into the looking glass. Absorbing it's darkness as a makeshift offering to bring forth the damned conjured.

"Ghostly haunting I turn loose."

A wind echoed throw as draft. Snuffing out the candlelights until a single flame remained on the vanity. Illuminating her distorted face within the reflection. 

"Beetlejuice."

Faster the ripples swirled and danced. Her mirror form's smile disappearing completely in their grasp.

"Beetlejuice."

Black went the mirror completely. Gone went the swirls and no reflection. Just an empty hole to be found. The silence intensifying. Not a whisper from even the small beetle scurrying away in fear, fleeting from the monster that was to come devoir.

"Beetlejuice."

Time slowed to nothing. Silence as the last candle flickered out. Shutting the world in darkness as her smile widened. Hand reaching out to touch the surface of the darkened glass, nothing stopping her hand from slipping inside- But the empty grip was soon filled with another's hand on her own and two sickening yellow eyes that pierced the night ambience.

"It's showtime.~"

[prxttyp0ison]

my ghostbusters FE oc!!

(faceclaim: Meltem Akçöl)

full name: Dr. Audrey Lydia Gaile

aliases: Audrey, Dr. Gaile, Audie, Audrey Lydia

birthday: September 23rd

age: 29

hair color: dark brown

eye color: also dark brown

occupation: demonologist; former medical examiner

family (all with the same last name): Bonnabelle “Bonnie” Gaile (mother)

Adam Gaile (father)

Heather Velma (older sister)

Janis Fiona (younger sister)

Damien Alexander (younger brother)

Karen (niece)

Angelica (neice)

Aaron (nephew)

Elle (cousin)

love interest: Lars Pinfield

trivia (TW!! mention of blood):

- always wears a golden butterfly necklace, which was given to her by her best friend, April, before her death

- cannot think of/talk about April without breaking into tears

- has a natural talent for singing

- was briefly a medical examiner, but had to quit after fainting from seeing blood during autopsies

- her mother named her after her favorite plant: a venus flytrap she named “audrey” (little shop ref???)

- has 350k followers on instagram

- enters and wins karaoke contests for extra money

- is a talented dancer, even having a mirror and ballet bar in her apartment

- has two cats: mimi and penny

- was originally going to go into demonology with April, and continued with it after her death to honor her

- owns a boat gifted to her by her sister, Heather

- often forgets to eat during work, so somebody has to remind her

- favorite color is pastel pink

- her entire family, herself included, shares a first and middle name with a broadway musical. hers: audrey (little shop of horrors) and lydia (beetlejuice)

- makes + sells lipgloss as a side job

- has liked Lars ever since she started working at the lab, which was a few years ago. people always tell her they think he likes her back, as he always gets caught look at her/standing around her during the day. Audrey doesn’t believe it, but secretly hopes it’s true

- adjusts her necklace when she’s nervous

- she also gets stomachaches when she’s nervous. not bad enough to make her sick, but enough for it to hurt a lot

- attended performing arts school, but went into demonology

- has two PhDs: drama and demonology

that’s it for now!! ofc, i’ll come back to edit if i come up with anything else for her!!! i’ll be posting my 80s ghostbusters oc here soon once i can find a good faceclaim for her. k, bye!! ♡

[bestmusicalworldcup]

2023 League of Musicals Alphabetized List of Musicals

Below is the full list of musicals in the League of Musicals sorted by Division.

Division A

Alice By Heart Annie Assassins Avenue Q The Band's Visit The Book of Mormon Cabaret Cats Chess Chicago A Chorus Line Come From Away Company Falsettos Fiddler on the Roof Firebringer Fun Home A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder Ghost Quartet Guys and Dolls Hadestown Hair Hairspray Hamilton Hello, Dolly! The Hunchback of Notre Dame In The Heights Into the Woods Jekyll and Hyde The King and I Kinky Boots Legally Blonde Les Misérables The Lion King Little Shop of Horrors Matilda Moulin Rouge Mozart, l'opéra rock The Music Man My Fair Lady Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812 Newsies Next to Normal Octet Once Once on this Island The Phantom of the Opera Pippin The Producers Ragtime Rent Ride the Cyclone The Rocky Horror Show Something Rotten The Sound of Music Spies Are Forever SpongeBob SquarePants: The Broadway Musical Spring Awakening Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street Twisted: The Untold Story of A Royal Vizier Waitress West Side Story Wicked The Wiz

Division B

25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee 42nd Street 1776 Adamandi American Idiot American Psycho Anastasia Applause Bare: A Pop Opera Beetlejuice Be More Chill Billy Elliot the Musical Bonnie and Clyde Bye Bye Birdie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Cinderella (Rodgers and Hammerstein) City of Angels Damn Yankees Dear Evan Hansen Death Note: The Musical Evita Fosse A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Grease The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals Hallelujah, Baby! Heathers Holy Musical B@man! How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying Jersey Boys Jesus Christ Superstar Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat Kiss Me, Kate Kiss of the Spider Woman La Cage aux Folles The Lightning Thief A Little Night Music Man of La Mancha Memphis Monty Python's Spamalot The Mystery of Edwin Drood A New Brain Nine The Pajama Game Passion The Prom The Scarlet Pimpernel Singin' in the Rain Six South Pacific Starship A Strange Loop Sunday in the Park with George Sunset Boulevard Tanz der Vampire / Dance of the Vampires Thoroughly Modern Millie Tick Tick Boom Titanic The Trail to Oregon! Tuck Everlasting Two Gentlemen of Verona Urinetown The Will Rogers Follies The Wizard of Oz (1987)

Division C

& Juliet 21 Chump Street 35MM: A Musical Exhibition 1789: Les Amants de la Bastille Aida Allegiance Amélie Annie Get Your Gun Anything Goes The Art of Pleasing Princes Bandstand Beauty and the Beast Big Fish Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson Carousel Carrie The Color Purple Contact The Count of Monte Cristo Dogfight Dracula, the Musical Dreamgirls Elisabeth Evil Dead: The Musical Finding Neverland Frankenstein: A New Musical The Frogs Funny Girl Godspell Groundhog Day Gypsy Hedwig and the Angry Inch Jane Eyre The Last Five Years Lizzie The Lord of the Rings Love in Hate Nation Love Never Dies The Mad Ones The Magic Show Mary Poppins Mean Girls Merrily We Roll Along Miss Saigon Mozart! Oklahoma! Oliver On the Town Ordinary Days Parade The Pirate Queen Preludes Pretty Woman The Prince of Egypt Priscilla, Queen of the Desert Rebecca Roméo et Juliette: de la Haine à l'Amour The Secret Garden Seussical She Loves Me Shrek the Musical Starry Wonderland You're A Good Man Charlie Brown

Division D

13: The Musical Ablaze The Act Ain't Misbehavin An American in Paris Anne & Gilbert Anyone Can Whistle Av. Larco Back to the Future the Musical The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas Big River Bran Nue Dae Bright Star Bring It On Calvin Berger Caroline, or Change Clown Bible Crazy for You De 3 Biggetjes The Dolls of New Albion Dorian Gray The Drowsy Chaperone The Fantasticks Fiorello! Fly by Night Follies Frankenstein (Wang Yeon Beom + Brandon Lee) Hans Christian Andersen Hoy no me puedo levantar In Transit Jagged Little Pill Jerome Robbins' Broadway Kimberly Akimbo King's Table Kismet Lady Bess La Légende du roi Arthur Le Passe-Muraille / Amour Le Roi Soleil Les Parapluies de Cherbourg The Light in the Piazza Made in Dagenham Magic Tree House: The Musical Mentiras el musical Notre-Dame de Paris Once Upon A Mattress On Your Feet! The Story of Emilio & Gloria Estefan Phantom (Yeston & Kopit) Raisin Redhead Sarafina! School of Rock The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (1964) Seven Brides for Seven Brothers Show Boat Sidd Siete veces adios Soldaat van Oranje The Spitfire Grill Starlight Express Starmania / Tycoon Tarrytown The Threepenny Opera / Die Dreigroschenoper Timéo Wiedzmin The Wild Party (Lippa) The Woman in White Wonderful Town [title of show] Émilie Jolie

[obsessive-ego]

Body lotion

Nsft

Musical Beetlejuice x reader

Reader has a vagina, non specific gender stuff other then that

Beej uses your body lotion to masterbate

Ever since you met the ghost with the most he has been very pushy about wanting to be apart of your life, even from the day the two of you met, it all happened so fast, Lydia, the step daughter of a family friend, locked you in the basement where beej was waiting to 'greet' you, he screamed in you face and you slugged the guy and he's been glued to you side ever since, eagerly barging into your home and dubbing himself your roommate, a roommate who doesn't pay rent, though beetlejuice prefers to call himself a trophy husband, whatever, it didn't matter, despite his awful faults the demon was great company, he made you laugh, he shared an intrest in movies, and, though you'd never admit it, he was quite handsome, in his own awful way.

Beetlejuice had spent the night prior, crashing on your couch, watching your movies, he appeared in your little home saying how Chucky and D-train wanted a date night and how he's a bad influence, so the maitlands were babysitting Lydia, and now he's your problem wink wink, though you didn't mind, it was nice to have someone around.

...

"i’m heading to work, you want me to text lyida to summon you back? or?" you trailed off slipping on your sneakers

"Nah, i think i'm cool here, you got way better movies and video games, plus lyd's is at school dummy" he chuckles “no matter how hard i push she wont take me with her”

"I wonder why" you roll your eyes, as much as a trouble maker Lydia was, I guess even she had limits. "Well okay, i guess i'll see you later then, bye"

"See ya toots" Beetlejuice gives a half hearted wave as he lays on your couch, not really looking up from his position, you don't think much of his lazy behavior and scoop up your bag and head out.

The clunk and click on the other side of the door was all the signal the demon needed that you locked up and were off "finally, it's been a while since i was alone here" he stretched "lets have some REAL fun" the ghoul cracks his knuckles and floats to your bedroom

The room you were very vocal about not wanting him in there without you, oh how It broke the poor demon's heart you didn't trust him enough to be alone with your bedroom secrets, but you were a way, and he was here, and well, what you don't know wont hurt ya. Your room was a fine mix between messy and tidy, bed unmade and a few clothes on the floor. Beetlejuice wasn't sure what he was looking for, just snooping, you didn't seem like the type to have a diary, but a vibrator, maybe. and that thought was enough to inspire a search party, the idea of finding something so naughty and personal made the demon drool, patches of magenta begin shining through his hair

Beetlejuice started with your desk drawers, then checking under the bed, in the bed sheets, maybe you used it last night and couldn't be asked to put it away, but nothing was found. "come on babes, i know ya got something good in here" he groaned, you were an adult, you HAD to have something naughty to relieve stress with.

he tried his luck at the dresser, nothing much of interest aside from some cute pairs of panties he pocketed for later use, they all looked the same, you wouldn't notice, he was starting to get upset, red streaks started to replace the magenta in his hair,

Frustrated with the results of this search, beetlejuice slammed the dresser drawer shut, a bottle of body lotion topples off and hits the floor with a thud, squirting out some white goo in the process, the demon can't help but chuckle at the obvious joke.

picking up said bottle he is immediately greeted by the strong smell of oatmeal and shea butter, the scent was so familiar and pleasant to the ghoul, it was exactly the way you smelled, he would be lying if he said he never took the opportunity to smell you when you weren't paying attention, because unbeknownst to you the demon had a crush on you, hell the day you clocked him in the jaw for scaring you was the day he knew that breather was for him, and that cute rump didn't hurt either.

his mind wandered, imagining you applying the lotion to every nook and cranny of your soft skin, fresh out of the shower, your skin soft and warm to the touch, he groaned, feeling the tightness in his pants, you wouldn't be home for hours, there was in no harm in having some fun right? and with that thought he was on your bed, bottle in hand, his pants kicked off and rocking a semi.

"doll you have no idea what you do to me" he groans squritng a nice amount of lotion into his palm, inhaling the sent he groans "you've made me wait too long for this babes~" he shudders when the cold goop meets his cock, beetlejuice couldn't help but imagine it was your soft hands running up and down his shaft instead of his own, you'd be so good for him, jerking him off, stopping mid way and hopping on his cock, God slash Satan did he want you to ride his brains out.

"you like that babes? you're soaked for me huh? always knew you were the dirty type" he babbled his hair now a brilliant magenta buzzing with excitement, he wanted that cute little body so bad, you smelled so good, you always laughed at his jokes, treated him like a person, whats a demon supposed to do? the amount of times he had to duck out and deal with the tents you made him pitch, you were so damn stupid. every sexual pass he made was taken as a joke, fuck "come on doll, give it to daddy" he groaned, his hands picking up the pace around his throbbing cock, he could see you now, on the verge of coming undone shouting out how much you loved him and how good he makes you feel, as you bounce up and down on him while he slammed his hips up to greet you.

beetlejuice was close and he knew it, bucking harder into his hand, the image of you begging him to cum inside your 'cute little pussy' was more then enough to get him to finish, the ghoul blows his load shouting your name squirting his cum all over his thighs and hand, a pleasant sigh escapes his lips, it's been awhile since it felt that good, without a second thought he wipes his cum and lotion covered hand on your bed sheets, you wouldn't notice, something fun for him to think about later, he couldn't help but drool at the idea of his little breather sleeping in his mess, but he'll hold up on round two, at least till you're asleep, you can't blame the man from wanting a front row seat to that show.

he stretches up, retrieves his pants, and with a snap of his fingers you room was back the way you left it, aside from the little mess beej left in your sheets, before leaving the scene if the crime, the demon gives his hand a smell, then releasing a ghastly moan, the delightful aroma of you and him made his toes curl

Beetlejuice pulls a tape recording from his coat "note to self, don't yank it without y/ns lotion"  he chuckles before vanishing from your apartment.

Bonus

"Well I'm heading to bed, night BJ" you yawn getting up from your spot on the couch and heading to your room

The ghouls hair buzzes magenta with excitement, round two was on its way

Beetlejuice quickly gets up and follows after you, the ghoul presses his ear against the wall of your bedroom, excited to hear you shuffle into bed

"What is this?!" You shriek

Beetlejuice sinks, magenta fading to purple, he's done for

"Fuck!" You shout again

Beetlejuice faces his head through the wall "what's with the potty mouth babes?" He asks through gritted teeth

"My lotion bottle exploded in my bed" you whine, balling up the blanks, presumably to wash them

Beetlejuice can't believe his luck, his jaw practically drops to the floor, he left the bottle on the bed, thank God slash Satan for this luck break

The ghoul watches you switch the sheets in your bed, although a tad disappointed you won't be sleeping in his mess, but you did touch it, and that's a win he'll take♡

[redraven393]

Catching up with Philza QSM Vod

July 22

hai phil-Early birbs lets go

You do have so many shits laying around

AUSIE AUSIE OIOIOI

Tallulah Darling hi :D its SO early for u-CHAYANNE HONEY YU AWAKE! - KIDDO buddy You give us ALL a HEARTATTCAK

Yeah scold him Phil >:(- PFFT Tallulah! -  CHAYANNE PLS SHE HAVENT SLEPT

ETOILES WOULD BE PUT IN PRISON

Safety first :D- no joint room

Well the kid literally have been sleeping a lot Lullah what do you expected?

PFTT 3 HOURS? CHAYANNE BUDDY PLS REST

Pretty – LMAO PHIL PLS THE 4th WALL PHIL

Yeah the room is not orange enough- Gordon ramsay tangent-

OMG TALLULAH SWEETY WHY DIDN’T YOU HAVE ANY FOOD?!- AVACADO toast FOR THE WIN!- CHAYANNE you too!

Food Check- DÉCOR time – Judging ur vibe-

Oh no u stuck- YAY FREDOM – IKEA LETS GOO

Lol the kids- all pumpkins- YAH STEAL THE RICH

Oh what about forever?- DID YA WIN SON??- AWWW noo

Woah that’s far- that is such a unique pattern- jumping blok-

Where is she?- PlANT TIME- WOAHH COOL- hey Tallulah

Oh ? good news first- white puffball U can eat them??

Yeah so Storage rooms

Grappling time- HERE WE GO

Yeah must be Dappers doing- Dapper is so crazy- HOLLY SHIT DAPPER U ARE CRAZY- ITS IN ALPHEBITICAL ORDER?!- It’s the Tesseract

Lol yeah you guys spend way to much time marveling dapper’s farm

Lolwas that enough?- fastest adventure we had- yeah don’t wory Lullah ur safe now

YEAH DÉCOR TIME AGAIN- yeah this looks good

Oh hey Tubbo

Oh?- Spanish music?- dance time cant hear the song thou

If you don’t know about love FUQ OFF lol- opp TOXIC- good guy behavior?

Lol yeah put all of it

CHAYANNNE- we did all that huh

Oh wait? They have titles??- YEAH CHAT GET YOUR TOAST

That is so cool- oh yeah you did that

AWW So CUTE

Yeah it look so good

AW YEAH WILL’S LETTERS

Phil’s pls he was assassinated by a baby

PFFT PHIL PLS NOT THAT ONE

A picture for the whole fam

Ahh a trip down the memory lane

Ah yes his favorite pic

Lol he got a pc-yeah not a good idea to put it next to the fire-well a kid got to have his fun

AWW THAT IS SO CUTE :D

AGUSTIN

Lol “no. MINE”

New song- yeah2 vod watchers cant hear anything lol- SPYxFAMILY??-OHH COMEDY that one

Yeah that is sweet

LET HIM COOK

Yeah it is pretty

LMAO Phil pls-PERMITED LETS GO

Phil pls

YEAH LETS GO to the TOP

Wicked lets go

Oh? A shulker box? Eyyo?

Lol bird brain go brr

:)

“Probably trash “he said LIES

PFFT LMAO he did it the son of a ditch

Lol its all fun Chayanne don worry- phil pls

STAR GAZING LETS GO

To the uppies place-safe and sound

Heloo-it DOES LOOK like a nest – birdza strikes again-The crows nest :D

AWW :D- so cute- an ECLIPSE- CUTE-

YEAH BED TIME STORY – OHH a SUPERNOVA

Oh the Beetlejuice :D- Yeah INFO DUMP

YEAH that is Cool

Gotta pay that bill

Yeah he did do that- Chayanne pls buddy

Yeah well they have reasons to be paranoid Tallulah, years of experience ca do that

:( PHILZA – YES WE DID SO PLS STAY SAFE

:’)

AWW KIDS WE LOVE YOU TOO – what happened with the squid?- aww buddy

Ah shit, imma cry – music paid actor

Goofy picture

Oh? – AWW KIDDO :’D

UGH MY HEART – AWW BUDY – PFT Tallulah sweety

AWW YOU TWO

Holly Lullah u have plenty

YEAH BED TIME

Opp ur stuck - oh okay good

Old chair

Etoiles have high standards- lmao- ??? holy – opp she voided

Question time- iron? Oh its not/j- pfft

Opp welcome back!- pfft

Yeah lets goo- oh so the Fed didn’t kidnaped you?

Yeah go get rest kiddos- oh that’s okay Tallulah

a hotel brunt down?-

?

who

OH FUCK OFF YOU BINARY BASTARDS

STOP TAKING PHOTOS U SHIT

WALTERBOB?!

FUCK OFF

STAY AWAY FROM CHAYANNE YOU SON OF DITCH

YEAH GO OFF PHIL- YEAH AND STAY THE FUK AWAY YA SHIT

Yeh he did- scuff encounter- YEAH NO MERCY- NOT IF HE WAS THE BINARY BASTARD

Vote for Walter

Pfft ever the humble Tallulah- okay stop fighting

Yeh MUSIC BOX

STAY SAFE KIDDOS

GOODNIGHT TALLULAH CHAYANNE

a fresh BRUISED Lettuce

BYE KIDS

Yeah those guys are creeps

?? oH YEaH IT DID- Failed egg? I mean why did the FEDs even made the EGGS

Chat?- PFT THT IS TOO BIG

YEY BYE PHIL

[mysteroads]

Chapter 2: Calling in a Favor

Summary: Beetlejuice calls Ginger for a favor, and learns some important details about a certain magic shop.

Excerpt:

“Why do you wanna go to a weddin’ shop?”

“I don’t appreciate your accusatory tone,” he told Ginger primly, then let his voice drop into a growl. “Also, it doesn’t matter. I’m calling in a favor. You don't get to say no when it's time to repay a favor, and you know that.”

Lydia raised her eyebrows at his tone, then put the phone on speaker and said, “Hi, Ginger!”

“Lydia! Honey, how ya been?” Ginger squealed.

“I’m doing good, Ginger. Look, the favor’s for my future step-mom. Can you help us out? Help me out?” Lydia smirked at Beetlejuice and he stuck his tongue out at her.

Ginger giggled, and Beetlejuice winced at the high pitch. “For yer step-mom? That’s a little different! I was worried that creep had proposed to you and you were dumb enough t’ say yes!”

Lydia’s eyes flew open wide and met Beetlejuice’s shocked gaze. Her face turned red as her mouth opened and closed and he started to get worried, then she wheezed, gasped in a breath, and then broke out into mad peals of laughter. 

“It ain’t that funny,” he muttered, knowing that his hair was bright pink to match the blush on his face. Still cackling, she tipped over onto his stomach, trying to muffle her screeches.

“You okay, Lydia?” Ginger asked, worry coloring her voice.

“She’s fine,” Beetlejuice growled, poking his friend until she rolled off him and onto the floor. “Look, Ging, I’m serious about that favor. Just go get your boss to make an appointment for Lydia’s step-mom, alright? Can’t be that hard. Your silk is top shit, ain’t it? Your boss’ll want to stay in your good graces.”

“Welllll… I guess I could ask the boss lady, but I can’t promise nuthin’. She’s a… a f-fairy, ya know? I really don’t wanna mess wit’ her.” There was a real quiver in Ginger’s voice.

Beetlejuice frowned. “A fairy? You mean a brownie?”

“No, BJ, I mean a freakin’ fairy! And before you ask, she ain't a stupid pixie or nixie or a dumb ol’ leprechaun neither! She’s tall, like six feet, and a total knockout!”

Beetlejuice swung his legs off the wall and sat bolt upright, staring down at the phone, thinking hard and fast. “Wings?”

Noticing his change in posture and the sudden tension that almost crackled around him, Lydia’s giggles cut off. He barely noticed, too focused on the phone.

“No wings, but she flings magic around like a demon, BJ! Not like a witch or wizard or even a sorceress! No spells, just magic. She’s scarrryyyy!”

“Fuck,” Beetlejuice hissed, threading his fingers through his hair. “Look, I’ll call you back, Ginger. I gotta think about this. In the meantime, you better get me a list of all the shops you have an in with, alright? But you aren’t off the hook with that favor, so don’t get any ideas.”

“Okay, BJ. Bye Lydia!”

“Bye Ginger!” Lydia said, climbing back onto the bed and closing the phone. That done, she turned and sat cross-legged, eyes intent on his face. “What was that about?”

“Which part?” he asked absently, tapping his nails against his knee.  

Lydia watched his tapping fingers and her brows furrowed. “Whichever part is making you drop some of your glamor.”

[bright-meg]

THAT'S LIFE MAN

[bjfinn]

THE BABYSITTER

"Beetlejuice"/"The Witches of Eastwick" crossover

(based on an idea from @writing-prompt-s )

1989, Eastwick, Rhode Island

"What??? What do you mean you can't take Riley today? I have .... oh, yeah -- I understand. You're mother's funeral is more important, of course. Yeah, I know you would -- do you know anybody else who ... Okay ... yeah, I'll think of something. My condolences to you and your family. Okay, I'll ... yeah, I'll talk to you again soon. Right, yeah ... okay. Bye."

Alex hung up the phone and sighed loudly. What the hell was she going to do now? Her appointment was in -- she checked her watch -- an hour, and there was no way she could find a replacement babysitter in that time.

"Too bad I can't turn back time," she said aloud. A wry smile crept across her lips. That'd make a good title for a song, she thought. She looked at her daughter, bouncing up and down in the jolly jumper in the doorway, and started singing.

If I could turn back time

Then I could find a way

To get a sitter for you

Just for the day ...

Riley giggled happily, bouncing harder in her exuberance at the sound of her mother's voice.

"Thank you!" Alex said, kneeling down and blowing raspberries against the baby's cheek. Riley laughed harder. "Do you have any ideas?"

"Eeeeeee!" Riley squealed.

"Really??? You think it's a good idea to ask him??? "

"Aah'aaah! Ghhh-brrr-ghaa!" the baby insisted.

Alex sighed. "Well, all right -- but don't say I didn't warn you!"

She got her Book of Shadows and a black-and-white-striped pillar candle. Opening the leather-bound book, she turned to the page she wanted and, after lighting the candle, began to recite the spell.

As the final syllable fell from her lips, he appeared.

"Hey, Alex! How's it going? Missed me?"

"Beej!" Alex exclaimed. "No time to talk. I need your help -- I have an appointment I need to get to, and Riley needs a babysitter."

"Wait ... what?" the demon said. "You want me to babysit?"

"If I had any other options --"

"No way! I don't know nothin' 'bout sittin' no babies! "

"Please! " Alex begged. "I swear I'll make it up to you!"

Beej scowled, his hair turning magenta. He looked at Riley.

"Beebee-booboo!" the baby said to him in a tone that brooked no argument.

The demon huffed. "Oh, yeah???" he retorted. "Well, googoo-gaga to you!"

Riley shrieked and laughed.

"Okay, okay," he relented. "But you owe me big time."

"Thanks," Alex said, and kissed his cheek, instantly turning his hair pink. She grabbed her coat and keys. "The bottles of milk are in the fridge -- be sure to warm them up to body temperature before you feed her --"

"Feed her?" Beej looked around, panicked. "Where's Michael?"

"He's in school," she told him. "And the diapers and baby powder are in the dresser in her bedroom --"

"You want me to change her diaper??? "

"I'll be back in a couple of hours -- I promise!" And with a wave, she was out the door.

Beej looked at Riley. "Well, kid," he said, "looks like it's just you and me."

"Gaaaah!" Riley squealed, and bounced energetically in the jolly jumper.

*****

Beej blew out his cheeks in a long sigh and sat down on the floor in front of his charge. What in the Netherworld did he know about babies?

Riley blew a raspberry and held her arms out.

"What?" Beej asked. "You want me to get you out of that contraption?"

"Dabba-badda boo!"

He got to his feet. "I don't know how I'm supposed to do that -- I've never seen one of those things before. And I've never picked a baby up before. Your mom'll be pissed if you get hurt." He paused, and then he got an idea. "She never said that I couldn't use magic, right?"

"Abbaba-brrr," the baby agreed.

"Okay." He slowly raised one hand and Riley levitated out of the jolly jumper, her legs kicking happily. Beej held out both hands, and she floated into his arms, squealing with delight.

"Well, that was easy," the demon said, holding the baby upright, his hands under her arms. "Now what?"

"Bababababa," came the reply. Suddenly, she got a strange look on her face and let out a long, loud, wet fart.

"Woah -- nice one!" Beej said approvingly. Then the smell hit him like a ton of bricks. "Uh-oh -- I know what that means." He sighed loudly and carried Riley to her bedroom, and went over to the dresser where Alex had said held the diapers. He grew a third arm and opened the drawer, and he pulled out one of the diapers, looking at it in confusion.

"How the fuck do I do this?"

"Ga-gaaah! " Riley babbled.

"Yeah, thanks -- that's a big help." He blew out his cheeks again. "Okay, well ... here goes nothing."

Still holding Riley with his original hands, he put the diaper on top of the dresser. A fourth arm appeared, and he used the extra hands to undo the baby's onesie -- it took longer than he'd hoped, because he didn't understand at first how the garment worked, but eventually he got it off and it fell to the carpet.

Next came the diaper. Fortunately for the demon, it was a disposable -- if it had been a cloth diaper with safety pins, he would've been completely stymied putting the new one on. He pulled the tabs, and the soiled diaper dropped to the floor, landing on top of the onesie. He looked down at it.

"Uh-oh," he said. "I don't think your mom's gonna like that." He snapped his fingers, and the dirty diaper vanished. The onesie got sent into the hamper in the laundry room. Another snap, and the carpet was as clean as before.

Beej reached for the new diaper, but then he realised he'd have to clean Riley first. "Crap," he said. "Okay, I guess we're gonna hafta shower."

"Eee-hee-hee!" the baby squealed.

"I'm glad one of us is happy about it," he grumbled. "I hate showers."

He carried the baby to the bathroom. He glared at the glassed-in shower stall for a moment, and then pulled open the door. With Riley in his arms, he stepped into the shower -- there was no way he was gonna take off his clothes. He needed some protection from the water.

He briefly considered using magic, but he wasn't sure if there would be any unintended side effects. You could never tell with breathers, and Riley was his friend's daughter, after all.

Beej took a deep breath and turned the knob. He gasped as the water hit him, burning his skin. Sobbing loudly, he used all four of his hands to wipe the baby clean. As soon as the job was done, he shut off the water and stepped out of the shower stall.

"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck," he said softly. He laid Riley down on the thick pile of the floor mat by the tub, and then he raised his body temperature.

He breathed a sigh of relief as the last of the water on him turned to steam, leaving him dry. He picked the baby up again. "You and your mom both owe me big time for that," he told her.

Riley reached up and grabbed his beard with both hands.

"Ow! Hey, you're pretty strong!" Beej said, grinning, and reached for a towel to dry her off.

"Ga-waa! " the baby replied. "A-brrr-eeeee! "

"Okay, let's get you dressed." He took her back into the bedroom, and got her into the clean diaper. Then he remembered the baby powder. "Shit."

He removed the diaper and put her in the crib, and he picked up the bottle, turning it over and over in his hands. "How do you open this fuckin' --" Suddenly he was coughing violently as a cloud of white powder enveloped him. "Gaack! Blech! FUCK! "

Riley giggled and clapped approvingly.

Beej scowled comically at her. "Yeah, yeah," he grumbled. "Laugh it up, shorty!"

He coughed once more, clearing his lungs of the horrible powder, and he went over to the crib. "Okay -- your turn." He turned the bottle upside down over Riley's lower body. "Oh, wait," he said. With a wave of his hand he created a forcefield to keep the powder away from the baby's face. "Now it's your turn." And he inhaled deeply and held his breath as he squeezed the bottle.

An enormous white cloud appeared -- so big that he could no longer see Riley. Still holding his breath, Beej frantically waved his hands to get rid of the fog of baby powder. When at last he could see Riley again, she -- and the crib -- were completely covered with white -- except for the area protected by the forcefield.

"Woops," he said. "I think I used too much."

*****

Once Riley was in a clean diaper, Beej took her back out to the kitchen. "I'm hungry," he said. "Wonder if your mom has anything to eat." He opened the fridge and saw the baby bottles on the top shelf.

"Are you hungry?" he asked.

"Ba-ba-ba!" came the reply.

"Okay." He grabbed one of the bottles and handed it to her, but then he recalled what Alex had said. He held it firmly, gradually raising the temperature until it was the same as the baby's. "Here you go," he said.

Riley took the bottle and brought the nipple to her mouth. She sucked on it for a moment, but then dropped it.

Beej tsked her, and bent down to retrieve it. He gave it to her again, but she pushed it away and started to cry.

"No no no no no," Beej said. "Please don't cry! I'm tryin' my best, but I don't know what you want! Gimme a hint, at least!"

Riley was crying in earnest now. Beej held her to his chest. "Shhhh," he said softly, close to tears himself. "Whatever I did, I'm sorry, okay? Don't cry." In his agitation, the demon started rocking back and forth. "Don't cry, Riley -- come on, I'm sorry."

Soothed by the rhythmic motion, the baby's sobs began to grow quieter, and soon enough she'd stopped crying and fell asleep.

"Huh," Beej said softly. "Imagine that." He smiled to himself as he kept rocking her gently. This babysitting stuff isn't so hard, he thought.

*****

A little while later, Riley woke up. "Ba," she said.

"Hey," Beej said, "you're awake! Have a good sleep?"

"Ba-ba-ba-ba! Deedeedee-brrr!" She reached up and grabbed his beard.

"Oh, now you're hungry?" he said, scowling comically.

Riley laughed.

Beej rolled his eyes. "Okay, okay," he replied with exaggerated annoyance. "I guess I can reheat your bottle -- but this time you gotta drink it, okay? No excuses!"

He brought the baby bottle back up to temperature and gave it to her. Riley grabbed it with both hands and began sucking on the nipple.

When she was done, she dropped the bottle as before. Beej sighed and picked it up.

"You gotta learn not to do that," he told her as he set the bottle on the table.

She looked at him with an odd expression, almost as if she was in pain. Beej started to panic, until he remembered what Alex did after Riley had been fed. He hoisted her up over his shoulder and began gently patting and rubbing her back. Sure enough, in a moment the baby let out a loud "BRRRAAAAP! " and he felt a thick, warm wetness on his back as she brought up the excess milk.

"Atta girl!" he said, grinning as he wiped her mouth and chin. "Way to make Uncle Beej proud!"

He put her back in the jolly jumper and grabbed a wad of paper towels to wipe off the upchuck on his suit jacket.

"Gheeee!" Riley said, bouncing up and down. "Babba-dabba ga! Blah!"

Beej looked at her. "Whaddya want now? You've had food, a nap, a clean diaper ..."

"Pfthp! " came the reply, and she stretched out her arms toward the demon.

Beej rolled his eyes. "You want me to pick you up? Again? " He sighed loudly and raised one hand, and the baby rose into the air and floated into his arms. "Happy now?"

Riley cooed contentedly.

Beej harrumphed softly, but his hair was bright green.

*****

"You know," he said as he sat down on the living room couch, Riley still in his arms, "your mom's a witch -- and a pretty powerful one."

Riley blew a raspberry.

"No, really -- it's true! She and her friends defeated a demon!"

The baby gurgled.

"No, not me, silly! It was another demon -- a real bad guy."

"Ee-bee-bah-bak! "

"No, I don't know him -- just because I'm a demon and he's a demon doesn't mean we know each other! Jeez! Anyway, I'm wondering if you inherited any of your mom's abilities. Or your dad's.''

"Ah! Dadaba-yee!"

"We'll just have to wait until you get older to find out, I guess, huh? I mean, you can't do anything now, can you?"

Riley stuck out her tongue at him. Beej responded in kind, and the baby giggled. The demon grinned -- hearing Riley's laughter always made him happy.

"You like that, huh?" He blew a raspberry, and she laughed harder.

His eyes welled up as he looked down at her. "Don't you dare tell anybody I said this, but ... I love you, Riley. I hope we'll always be friends."

She reached up and grabbed a tiny fistful of his beard.

"How 'bout I sing you a song, huh? Whaddya wanna hear?"

Riley, little Riley in my arms

Just a little baby, never did no harm

The world's gonna fall for all your charms

Just you wait and see

Little baby Riley

*****

When Alex returned, she found Beej asleep on the couch, Riley cradled in his arms. Smiling, she gently lifted the infant.

The demon awoke with a start. "Huh? Wha-- oh, hey, Alex!"

"Looks like you two had a nice time," she said.

"Yeah," he nodded. "It was kinda fun."

"Thanks for doing this, Beej -- I know I just kinda dropped it in your lap."

Beej scoffed. "Nah, no problem. You know me -- always willing to help a friend."

"Uh-huh," Alex said, raising an eyebrow.

Riley stirred in her arms and opened her eyes.

"Hey, baby," Alex cooed. "Did you have fun with Uncle Beej?"

"Bee-goo!" Riley said. "Beedle-doose!"

Alex and Beej exchanged a surprised glance.

"Beebleboose!" Riley exclaimed. "Pfthh! Dada!"

"Did she just --" Alex asked, astonished.

Beej nodded slowly, his eyes wide. "She said my name," he replied. "She said it wrong, but she said it -- and she called me ... dada! "

[promptthebear]

Hi everyone!

So, in honour of finally getting this blog off the ground, I've decided to do a holiday (ish) prompt game based off of this prompt list.

Obviously I won't be able to do the whole thing due to time constraints and this time of year being the holly jolly dumpster fire it is, but I figured I could manage 12 days and 12 prompts without getting too overwhelmed.

If you're interested in putting in a request, click the readmore for details!

How it works: Below is a list of 12 prompts related to kisses. You can submit a character or a ship from my fandom list (Ex: Peeta Mellark x Katniss Everdeen or Frank Castle x reader) along with a number from the list below.

I'll do one ship or one character for each slot, and start posting them from the 12th of December to the 23rd, with a special bonus prompt of my choosing on the 24th. Ideally I'll do at least a 500 word ficlet for each prompt, give or take a little depending on how wild my imagination wants to be

I'll be accepting prompts for this list until the 10th of December. Any slots that are still open by that point, I'll fill in via randomizer. I'll also post the list by itself with the ships or characters that have been chosen for each one as they update.

As per always, usual requesting rules apply and odds are I'll be posting them here on tumblr as opposed to Ao3 because of length.

Alright now let's get to the good shit.

(Thank you to @uncontainedsmiles for helping me pick some prompts!)

𝕶𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖒𝖆𝖘 𝕻𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖕𝖙 𝕷𝖎𝖘𝖙 2022

A breathy demand: “Kiss me” - and what the other person does to respond. -Tyrion x Reader

Laying a gentle kiss to the back of the other’s hand. -Peter x Reader

Sneaking away to a hidden corner to share a secretive kiss. -Edmund x Reader

Tucking their hands beneath the other person’s shirt, just to watch them break the kiss and gasp in surprise at the sensation of cold/warm hands on their skin. -Billy Russo x Reader

Kissing in a stairwell, giving them an artificial height difference. -Billy Russo x Reader

A kiss that is leading to more, but is interrupted by a third party. -Edmund x Reader

An unexpected kiss that shocks the one receiving it -Billy Russo x Reader

Tentative kisses given in the dark. -Matt Murdock x Reader

Distracting kisses from someone that are meant to stop the other person from finishing their work, and give them kisses instead. -Sandor Clegane x Reader

A kiss that tastes of the food/dessert they are eating. - Frank Castle x Reader

A hello/good-bye kiss that is given without thinking - where neither person thinks twice about it. -JD x Veronica (angst)

Wild, breathless kisses brought on by a heartfelt gift. -Beetlejuice x Lydia (platonic)

[jus-alilcomforblelad]

intro

hey, call me ernie 👍

this'll be reblogs w/ jaunty tags

and the occasional original post if i dare? (is my humour for you? find out next on--)

(99% of posts are fandom-oriented--if not, it's tagged #ernie-general)

(heads up that i try not to reblog long posts--my scroll wheel is dying, as is my hand)

anyway, here're my main special interests if someone wants to froth at the mouth together over favourite characters, read heavily into scenes or commiserate over investing too much into fictional people:

currently spinning in my mind microwave (chronological order as accumulated, ed. 09-Sept-24): - (~) aubreyad (books, 2003 film; oh uhuh okay, *jackles voice* sTePhEN?!) - (~) botes in general? (also see ship media inc. aubreyad, the terror, ofmd, hornblower, star trek arguably) - star trek (tos; wacky adventures in space based around scientific exploration?, it's been another bbc sherlock interest situation with aos i feel) - dirk gently (happy-go-lucky with a side of government torture has captured me again)

my most consistent spins: spn (regrettably) sherlock holmes (primarily acd, elementary, granada, jonk, lenfilm, and nrh) clue

(tag index + total spins below cut (ed. 21-Jun-24))

(note: i am a young adult, hi, i don't know what i'm doing)

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complete(?) list of spins:

my tv show spins: a kind of spark (a+ autistic rep) bbc ghosts community daredevil dirk gently's holistic detective agency good omens julie and the phantoms merlin sherlock holmes sleepy hollow spn star trek the terror what we do in the shadows the witcher (for jaskier and the setting) zoey's extraordinary playlist

my video game spins: la noire the last of us life is strange (1 and bts) the walking dead

my musical spins: be more chill beetlejuice dear evan hansen newsies

my film spins: bill bright young things clue master and commander

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blog-specific tags index:

(i go by this post for writing text and image IDs)

(my spoiler tags are the media tag then 'spoilers' e.g. '#bbc ghosts spoilers')

(my trigger warning tags start with 'tw')

(in my intro current spins: no symbol means it's sticking around, ~ means i'll prob go off it soon)

#ernie-speaks posts by me

#ernie-spin-cycle posts for changing between spins, or talking specifically about spins

#ernie-autistic-things posts to do with me being autistic

#ernie-general posts outside of fandom entirely

#ernie-mutuals posts that are asks by mutuals or commented on by mutuals

#fandom nonspecific posts fandom-related but not tied to one specific fandom (even if my tags are fandom-related)

#multifandom posts that involve multiple fandoms (not inc. '#fandom nonspecific' or tags that cause multifandom)

#[would pin] posts that i would pin if i didn't fundamentally require this organising post to explain myself

#ernie-pause posts involved with taking breaks from tumblr

#ernie-wait that's me my peer-reviewed posts (not public prob)

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cool, that's, yeah, okay, bye o/

[verysleepyrobot]

Small intro post :3

HI!! I go by either Marlo or Margo, I'm 17, infj, and aroace! I like to draw, write (rarely), listen to music, and create little silly characters and ideas :3 this is hopefully the space were I jot down my ideas and see where that gets me!! (And just rant)

I enjoy

Good omens, fnaf, gravity Falls, batim, Beetlejuice, what we do in the shadows, Garfield, sanrio, and more that will be added later (＾▽＾)

Ok that's it for now bye bye (≧∇≦)

[ramenlethal]

Not sure if this is your realm, I’m high rn and somehow can’t find a list of characters you do requests for…buuuut how about a beetlejuice or TwD or SPN!x autistic! Reader?

Hello, stranger!

Those seem like good ideas and writing about it too, but sadly, I am not from these fandoms and don't know the characters you're talking about so I'm so sorry I have to reject your requests... Also, my writimg requests are closed rn (only my drawing requests are opened) so I'm really sorry for that again 💔

But don't worry! I can open them anytime i can. I am a bit busy at those moments so not right now though, but one day I will, that's settled!! Thanks for the requests anyways ♥︎

Bye stranger, see you soon!