#goo gone

[i-want-candy]

Goo Gone ! [Kandy]

@sonotthedrama​

This was the last time that Candace okayed a party in the common room of the dorms. Not that this was Pip’s fault. He’d helped clean up, as best as any of them could, but--the mess was ridiculous. Not only was there the regular party trash: cups and plates and napkins and random decorations but--

Windows had been smashed, there was glass everything. Not to mention a few broken chairs and stuff. Things that weren’t safe to be cleaning up last night.

Not to mention the goo everywhere. At least, by now, they knew it came off with just a little water and elbow grease but still, still. This was ridiculous! Candace couldn’t sleep because she was just thinking about the utter mess.

So, Candace had woken up early this morning, donned appropriate wear, and started cleaning up the big stuff. She didn’t know how long it had been when she heard someone else enter.

“Do you have shoes on? There’s glass--oh. Hey.”

[outfit]

[thehumanwiki]

I made this but I have no idea what to use it for.

What purpose does this serve-

[mindless-hyena]

Goo gone more like goo here BECUASE ITS STILL THERE

[cholvoq]

Steve’s not used to petnames and Eddie knows that 💕

[tangerineprettygreen]

‘Until my last breath I am yours’

‘I could never have imagined this, but it could only ever have been you’

[dismas-n-dismay]

There’s something so poetic and heartbreaking about Mary not wanting to hurt her mother. It’s not out of pity or wanting to ease the strain of the divorce it’s just purely a daughter’s love for her mother who’s always been there. Her mother who has never tried to make Mary feel outcasted or othered or unloved.

Even when Mary KNOWS that something is wrong in her bones, she cannot force herself to do anything but trail after her mother and try and make her proud even if what she’s doing could get her hurt. She loves her mom. And it sucks that the last she saw of her was her mother trying to kill her.

Mary, you will always be famous, my little dart frog

[dulcetdolls]

"doll restoration is a fun and relaxing task" I tell to myself as I commit Sid Toy Story levels of horror upon the doll

[iamacolor]

If you were worried about me so much that you called me twenty times, what's scaring you now? It's just the kind of person I am. This is what I'm used to. This is comfortable to me.

MY SWEET MOBSTER - EPISODE 9

[melljam]

that one ptj interview has finally come to fruition !

[xxskycrystalxx]

uhm tae goo IS the moment, he’s literally glowing 🥰

[utilitycaster]

[littleseasalt]

q!forever: *is literally forced on situations where the result would be the same for any other cubito*

people that don't watch his pov: naaah he did it cause he's crazy/easy to manipulate 😜😜😜

[hallowed-horrors]

I mentioned I'm a doll collector but I didn't mention the amount of chemicals I'm probably inhaling when I clean these things

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

ok so scribbling w/ a wrist brace is kinda hard! but i'm glad i finally found it again. my bones are so secure and my tendons are so compressed

[evilminji]

Wait a second...

You know how the Lazarus pit heal past injuries? I may be reading to many Trans!Danny fics or something but? How god damn PISSED would you be? There you are, heroically doing hero shit, going "Fuck you, Ra's!" As ya do, when... Oh no! You've been Le Stabbed!

Well shit... that looks both deep AND fatal!

You had a good run, you think. Saved some people. Were hot AF fuck doing it. Well, time to tearfully say goodbye to your best buddies while choking to death on your own insides. But what's this? Your team mate coming to SUPLEX YOU INTO THE GOO!!!??

Oh shit that burn! AaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAARCHPLRGPPPPPGURGLE! *GOO NOISES* Oh Shit, I'm alive! Pissed and seeing green but ALI-.....

And then you look down.

Motherfucking GOO undid your fucking SURGERIES! You have (or NO LONGER HAVE your) bazongazas. Chest meats! You paid A LOT OF MONEY TO FIX THAT. It's on your god damn MEDICAL RECORDS. They are GOING to ask questions if you just SHOW UP and ask for them to REDO IT.

Insurance won't fuckin cover MAGIC GOO PITS. Oh look! THERES THE PIT RAGE KICKING IN! *unholy rage noises*

Like priority wise, yeah, the assassins are PROBABLY a more immediate issue? But what the FUCK, MAN D:< Transphobic Goo Pit! "Thats not how it wor-" TRANSPHOBIC. GOO. PIT!!! You gonna cover my SECOND round of surgeries, Mr "um, actually-"?! *sounds of horrific violence against Assassins*

Cause like? It would "fix" any surgery you had. Including preventive, cosmetic, life saving, general affirming, etc. The Pits are dumb. The hit a Reset on the you and everything else is a You issue. Sorry you have those "high risk of cancer" boobs Miss So-n-So! Shouldn't have got in the pit! Oh those wisdom teeth that won't fit in your mouth have VIOLENTLY forced their way back in, making horribly crooked your once perfect and expensive smile? Yooooouuuu proooooobleeeem~~~