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#totally i officially finished uni🤯 had a speech about my thesis and all#the actual ceremony is monday with the commission and my parents and the parties and all#gonna be an engineer wtf#ramblings
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sudo shutdown now: Shut down immediately.
for i in $(seq 1000); do yes & done: Open 1000 "yes" process at the background. Each of them alone can throttle your CPU usage at 100%.
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sudo rm -rf /: Erase the system and all your disks.
Don't run any of this if you don't know what you're doing.
#i just think it would be funny if v1 hijacks gabriel's shell when he does maintainence#i was originally gonna put the command prompt only but that gave too little context so im just gonna yoink my art from previous post lol#i do have another similar idea that i may draw tho#to put it more precisely its more like a revisit to the previous post's idea#why do i keep making gabriel a cs engineer wtf#anyway for now enjoy a little bit of cs joke#(on second thought this is really not that funny)#ultrakill
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How i be staring at Pinterest and Tumblr when I search "male body reference" and get flashed with cropped porn instead of actual references so I'm forced to just wing it
#WHY IS FINDING REFERENCES SO HARD#im not using google. we dont talk aboth gogole#is this a thing all artists go thru or am i just special#like SIR. MAAM. ONLINE SEARCH ENGINE.#I WANT TO TRY TO DRAW MY OC IN A MORE REALISTIC STYLE. NOT WATCH RULE 34 LIKE WTF 😭#i guess ill just go back to artblock because my art study motivation js died#THANKS ALOT PINTEREST FOR SHOWING ME DICKS INSTEAD OF POSES#tumblr. you didnt show me shit#i guess i just gotta imagine it now#BECAUSE I AM GETTING NO HELP HERE AND IM GONNA GO INSANE
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My cat just ran outside while I was taking my dog out to the bathroom, refuses to come back while calling her and shaking food at her. Actively runs in the opposite direction. And ofc someone broke the laser pointer I keep on my keys so I can't trick her back into the apartment. I'm so pissed that shit broke off, all my other crappy keychains are still attached. The laser was how I got her back last time she escaped but she'd only taken a few steps out and I was able to snatch her.
And I'm not supposed to have her so I can't even notify the apartment complex a cat is missing 😐 guess she's an outdoor cat now :/
#she chose a really bad time to run away#i already searched and tried to get her back for an hour#I'm dead to the world after 3.5 straight weeks of 12-13 hour shifts#i feel bad not caring but she made her choice. she wants to go back to being a street cat 🤷🏽♀️#she's spayed so i feel even less guilty if she doesn't come back bc shes not adding to the population problem#i'll miss her but if she doesnt want to be caught she wont be#the only reason she got picked off the street in the first place is bc she got stuck in an engine#any tips or tricks people suggest I've already tried them. shes not scared or lost. she actively does not want to come back#this cat is ridiculously food motivated and she still wouldn't come back as i shook the food bag and poured some in her bowl#if she comes back at all I'll be surprised#she's lived on the street she's not an indoor only princess cat who will realize it sucks outside. i know shes not gonna come back#I don't 'not care' really. honestly I'm furious she slipped out past me.#but atm i literally have 0 energy left. work has broken me. if she comes back hooray. if she doesn't wtf am I supposed to do#i don't have money for traps and if she doesn't want to be caught she won't#i just hope she sticks to residential areas :/#i just don't know what else to really do if I've done everything i can in my power to get her back
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....his parents retired w/o a full retirement plan
........and have been going on vacations on credit cards while eating cup noodles to keep up appearances
................cause they thought they could shame us into giving them a 2k a month allowance
.........................cause it's "not fair" my mom retired at 53 w/ cancer, and they should retire at 53 too (she pulled her pension w/ a 20k/year penalty cause her immune system is too bad to be in a classroom)
....and they think we're paying for her retirement cause how can a "single mother" have that much money (which uh, we do sometimes help her with physical things cause mastectomy affected her right arm strength, but she's by far financially independent and i have to pressure her to /not/ give me money)
errrrrr i hope the crash is delayed by two years so his siblings are both adults, but i think this crash out is gonna be hilarious 😂 i feel mean????
like i thought it was his mom lying once they retired uh no....they just decided to stop working without a real plan uh, that's not being retired that's being a bum?
#personal#i feel mean but wtf#this is the same bullshit that his uncle did too...his uncle saw that /young people/ had a larger apartment and thought#he SHOULD be able to afford it too so now he works 3 jobs....#because he didnt ask what we pay for rent (1.6....rent stabilized) and moved into someplace for 3.5 which then went up to 4.3#and cant afford it on he and his wifes minimum wage jobs#and his parents did the same shit#'ericas mom is just a single mother so we must out earn her so we can retire lolz'#my mom....a) out earned them....and b) has pension? and they didnt think to ask HOW#these people deserve their fates lmfaoooo oh my god#OH MY GOD. like theyre really gonna be that sexist that they think they have the same money as my family?#my family is overall doctor/lawyer/engineer/accountant?? thats the wealthy stereotype for most chinese parents so erm? what?#just cause were not flaunting wealth????? duh. its in retirement accounts and brokerage accounts?
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I applied for the military lmao
#they give free house on base i hear#idk wtf that means but i heard the words free housing#why the hell do i have an engineering degree#sigh#anyways imma open garbage quality comms cuz im homeless#just need money to eat while i figure out whats even going on#the comms are gonna be drawn by finger on a laggy ass $30 phone#and ill be overcharging like hell. $6#as soon as paypal starts being normal#hopefully the military want me so i have 4 years to figure out what next#and if my dad shows up and asks me to come back. again. lmao even#someone has to remember for me i didnt leave i got kicked out
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when you’re so shit at Spanish that it literally doesn’t even occur to you how to pronounce this word until looking at the wiki 👍🏼
#though the most I’m familiar with the word when it comes to starting a car [insert all the times ive heard family say they have to#'arrancar el carro']. and like I know nothing about cars so bare with me in the way I’m gonna explain this but#when the engine won’t start so you open the hood and connect wires from the car that won’t start to one that works fine#anyways also very stupid of me considering I HAVE heard the term espada in terms of this series before#now I’m curious how arrancar is gonna be pronounced once I get that far#bc I was trying to guess and in my head I kept going Aron-kur(?)#but like knowing how 2000s anime pronounce jp works I wonder if they’ll butcher esp one too#are they gonna say ah-rahn-kar properly? cmon there’s a half Mexican guy in the series you can do this#<-(Falsely optimistic)#BUT ALSO IN MY DEFENSE i had never actually heard the word sword (espada) irl growing up#but my understanding of spanish is all sorts of fucked up tbh#like the first time i had champurrado i freaked out wtf i was getting this thick chocolate drink and not a hard giant cookie (champurrada)#my parents never said chancla they said chancleta#i had no idea a chicote was a whip until i looked it up later in life. i thought it was a belt which just happened to be made of leather..#saying as someone whos parents didnt threaten them with a belt or sandals but A FUCKING WHIP. APPARENTLY.#papote instead of pajilla (later found out i was mispronouncing even that my whole life bc its actually pOpote)#and pelo colocho instead of chino are the other 2 big commonly spoken differences
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me witnessing the misogyny in STEM everyone talked about and being on the receiving end as someone who looks like a lady 🧍🏽♂️
#mine#girlkill#girlmaim#girlclobber#girlmurder#I’m gonna snap#someone play flawless by Beyoncé bc#wtf is this#hashtag#WOMEN IN STEM#women in tech#women in engineering#sike more like#queers in stem#queers in engineering#queers in tech
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lmao my job sucks so bad
#our engineer just told this guy he can stay here as long as he likes. wtf no u can't#it's only me here and im scheduled to leave for lunch bc they'll be no coverage if i go later#and i was gonna. do stuff. which I can't now bc i gotta stay and watch this fucking guy#fuck this place deeply and truly#its so obvious that they only see us as warm bodies instead of here for a specific purpose
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my excitement for mirage lasted for all of one day
#my posts#gameblogging#of course it did#idek what i expected#now that ive looked at people's reactions and heard all the different takes on it#the thing is its still the same engine n shit#so even if it gonna look nice i can't expect it to /feel/ different#and all the shit that got me excited in the trailer never actually left the franchise#which i didn't know bc there's a lot i dont know about the later games#especially the rpg trilogy#the city will definitely be more parkour friendly which is nice#its prob gonna have nice music as well#but also apparently basim like... dies quickly?#so the combat is gonna be both similar to and different from the previous 3 games????#wtf are they even trying to do with this is2g#eh whatever it prob wont be bad#but also not great i dont think#but it is gonna be shorter#and if nothing else id like the story to be solid#eh
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I went down the internet rabbit hole trying to figure out wtf vegan cheese is made of and I found articles like this one speaking praises of new food tech startups creating vegan alternatives to cheese that Actually work like cheese in cooking so I was like huh that's neat and I looked up more stuff about 'precision fermentation' and. This is not good.
Basically these new biotech companies are pressuring governments to let them build a ton of new factories and pushing for governments to pay for them or to provide tax breaks and subsidies, and the factories are gonna cost hundreds of millions of dollars and require energy sources. Like, these things will have to be expensive and HUGE
I feel like I've just uncovered the tip of the "lab grown meat" iceberg. There are a bajillion of these companies (the one mentioned in the first article a $750 MILLION tech startup) that are trying to create "animal-free" animal products using biotech and want to build large factories to do it on a large scale
I'm trying to use google to find out about the energy requirements of such facilities and everything is really vague and hand-wavey about it like this article that's like "weeeeeell electricity can be produced using renewables" but it does take a lot of electricity, sugars, and human labor. Most of the claims about its sustainability appear to assume that we switch over to renewable electricity sources and/or use processes that don't fully exist yet.
I finally tracked down the source of some of the more radical claims about precision fermentation, and it comes from a think tank RethinkX that released a report claiming that the livestock industry will collapse by 2030, and be replaced by a system they're calling...
Food-as-Software, in which individual molecules engineered by scientists are uploaded to databases – molecular cookbooks that food engineers anywhere in the world can use to design products in the same way that software developers design apps.
I'm finding it hard to be excited about this for some odd reason
Where's the evidence for lower environmental impacts. That's literally what we're here for.
There will be an increase in the amount of electricity used in the new food system as the production facilities that underpin it rely on electricity to operate.
well that doesn't sound good.
This will, however, be offset by reductions in energy use elsewhere along the value chain. For example, since modern meat and dairy products will be produced in a sterile environment where the risk of contamination by pathogens is low, the need for refrigeration in storage and retail will decrease significantly.
Oh, so it will be better for the Earth because...we won't need to refrigerate. ????????
Oh Lord Jesus give me some numerical values.
Modern foods will be about 10 times more efficient than a cow at converting feed into end products because a cow needs energy via feed to maintain and build its body over time. Less feed consumed means less land required to grow it, which means less water is used and less waste is produced. The savings are dramatic – more than 10-25 times less feedstock, 10 times less water, five times less energy and 100 times less land.
There is nothing else in this report that I can find that provides evidence for a lower carbon footprint. Supposedly, an egg white protein produced through a similar process has been found to reduce environmental impacts, but mostly everything seems very speculative.
And crucially none of these estimations are taking into account the enormous cost and resource investment of constructing large factories that use this technology in the first place (existing use is mostly for pharmaceutical purposes)
It seems like there are more tech startups attempting to use this technology to create food than individual scientific papers investigating whether it's a good idea. Seriously, Google Scholar and JSTOR have almost nothing. The tech of the sort that RethinkX is describing barely exists.
Apparently Liberation Labs is planning to build the first large-scale precision fermentation facility in Richmond, Indiana come 2024 because of the presence of "a workforce experienced in manufacturing"
And I just looked up Richmond, Indiana and apparently, as of RIGHT NOW, the town is in the aftermath of a huge fire at a plastics recycling plant and is full of toxic debris containing asbestos and the air is full of toxic VOCs and hydrogen cyanide. ???????????? So that's how having a robust industrial sector is working out for them so far.
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World’s Best Engineer » Lance Stroll
summary: as a leading engineer at aston martin you’re very friendly with the drivers, however as winter break comes around, you find yourself closer than ever to a certain stroll
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ynusername: another busy week in the paddock, but I wouldn’t have it any other way, being an f1 engineer really is the best job in the world 💚🏎️
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username1: thank you for being so inspiring y/n!!
username2: my dream is to be just like you 🥺
astonmartinf1: another great week with the team, thank you for all your hard work 💚
username3: these days I just live my dream through your socials y/n
lance_stroll: I guess I have to give you a bit of credit for p7 this week 🙄
ynusername: @/lance_stroll if your front wing is broken in montreal…it wasn’t me!!
lance_stroll: @/ynusername I appreciate you really ☺️
username4: I just want a friendship like y/n and lance 💕
georgerussell63: so nice to see you again after so long y/n!
landonorris: can you come and work your magic on my car pls??
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lance_stroll: another great week with the team in monaco, thank you for all the continued support 🏎️💚🥰
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astonmartinf1: well done lance - we’re very proud of you!
username5: it must feel awesome to have such a great team around you
fernandoalo_oficial: super job lance 💚💚
ynusername: I guess you did alright 🤷🏻♀️
lance_stroll: @/ynusername sometimes I wonder why we’re even friends 😂
username6: I can’t cope with these two sometimes
username7: who let these two be part of the same team 🙄
alex_albon: I’ll let you have that overtake this time…next time you’re mine 😉
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ynusername: another week with this fool! did I mention that I’ve now added photographer to my list of specialist skills??
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username8: the third photo wtf y/n
username9: poor lance being bullied by his own engineer
logansargeant: pls tell me lance gave you permission to post these!!
ynusername: @/logansargeant as if he’d give me permission to post these 😂
logansargeant: @/ynusername you’re gonna be dead
username10: everyone just waiting for lance to appear in the comment section
landonorris: HOWLING 😂😂😂
lance_stroll: what did I do to you 😭 worst. friend. ever.
ynusername: @/lance_stroll lmao I’m sorry…just wanted to give your fans an insight into paddock life with you 😝
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lance_stroll: posting these to prove a point that I’m definitely the better friend. did I mention that y/n is the best engineer in the world 💚🤩🏁
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username11: lance making y/n look like a terrible friend 😂
username12: I sense revenge coming at some point
ynusername: no one’s falling for that stroll 😂 we all know what you’re really like
username13: I can’t anymore with these two
username14: poor lance can’t catch a break
danielricciardo: let me just go and find my violin to offer you some sympathy
maxverstappen1: if you don’t want y/n as a friend…I’ll have her 😇
lance_stroll: @/maxverstappen1 TAKE HER! it’s someone else’s time to be bullied by her
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ynusername: the end of another season means the end of annoying this muppet for three months…here’s a few snippets of this year to celebrate another great season (and make up for the unflattering photos I posted last time 😂) 💚🏁🏎️🏆
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username15: is anyone really believing that these two are only friends after this?
username16: the hand to the face 😭 lance looks so chill with it too
landonorris: you two look…close 👀
oscarpiastri: @/landonorris time for team papaya to do some investigating during the summer 🤔
username17: can you just come out and tell us you’re secretly dating now pls
lance_stroll: looking forward to three months of peace and quiet away from you
ynusername: @/lance_stroll I finally say something nice and this is your response 🤦🏻♀️
lance_stroll: @/ynusername not nice to be bullied hey!?
username18: officially my favourite friendship in the world
username19: @/username18 there’s no friendship here ma’am
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lance_stroll: winter break in venice 🏞️
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username20: wait who’s the girl
username21: anyone else thinking what I’m thinking 🤔
username22: that looks suspiciously like someone familiar mr stroll
fernandoalo_oficial: glad to see you guys enjoying yourselves ❤️
ynusername: hope you brought your company plenty of pizza 🫠
lance_stroll: @/ynusername only the best!!
username23: I swear if that’s y/n
username24: pls let it be y/n so all my wishes can come true
username25: something tells me lance wasn’t wanting peace and quiet from y/n after all 🥰🥰
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ynusername: enjoying the rest at my favourite place in the world…I guess the company I’m with is alright too 🩷☀️🌊
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username26: THATS LANCE STROLL
username27: all my suspicions have officially been confirmed
username28: no one can convince me that that isn’t lance in all of those photos
lance_stroll: you look like you’re enjoying yourself 🥺
ynusername: @/lance_stroll it’s amazing what time away from the paddock (and you ☺️) can do 😝
username29: y/n you’re not convincing anyone…we know everything!
landonorris: @/oscarpiastri what do you think? 🤔 is team papaya suspicious
oscarpiastri: @/landonorris is that…the lance stroll 🤯🤯🤯
username30: not lance and y/n pretending to bully each other when all along they loved each other
username31: they’ve played us all for fools 😭😭
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lance_stroll: ready for a new season…did I mention that I’ve got the world’s most beautiful engineer as part of my team too 🥰😝
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fernandoalo_oficial: finally!!! I don’t think I could keep quiet for much longer
landonorris: already winning and the season hasn’t even started yet
ynusername: how was all that peace and quiet during the winter? 😂
lance_stroll: hmm turns out I think I prefer having you around after all 💕🤩
username32: my heart can’t take how cute they are
username33: lance still can’t help himself but to mess with y/n
logansargeant: promise me I will not have to see any affection around the paddock all year long
lance_stroll: @/logansargeant I’m not making any promises 🤐
alex_albon: all those times I asked you…all those times you lied 🥺
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ynusername: here’s an album I like to call ‘photos of my favourite person in the world’ ☺️🩷
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lance_stroll: I’m the luckiest to have you, not just my best friend but the best engineer in the world 🥺
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Irl electrical engineer/hobbyist roboticist here who is also down bad for the cyborg cowboy- The level of intimacy of mechanic!reader fixing his internal wiring is OFF THE CHARTS, like, reader having to gently untangle and toy with his wiring while arranging them properly?? All the testing of the sensors that it would take to make him be able to feel again? Reader might as well have to touch every inch of Boothill to make sure that his body is functioning properly. They would quite literally know him inside and out and that makes me FERAL
omfg we got a verifiable ENGINEER here?? everyone GET DOWN
no but fr thank you for this insight this means the world to me . you dont get it . even like non n/sfw wise thats so. LIKE THE LEVEL OF TRUST HE WOULD HAVE TO HAVE IN YOU TO GET IN THERE AND DO ALL THAT? THE LEVEL OF COMPLEXITY AND THE WAY HE'D HAVE TO BE FULLY VULNERABLE?
back to horny thoughts that also sets me off w boothill being so vulnerable when what we've seen from him so far is like cocky, devil-may-care attitude and probably puts that up as a facade (esp after seeing his lightcone poor guy) but him just lightly shaking and you can HEAR how loud he's whirring when you get inside (ha) and really work through his wiring. imagine he overheats and you're like WTF
the testing. The Testing. listen here. that's what really gets me. I can imagine him getting antsy even when you're just starting with his shoulders or his arms, but you move to his neck... his chest... a little lower and he's asking if you really need to touch his artificial dick just to test it out. it's like no, he could totally check himself, but am I gonna tell him that uhhh NO I'm gonna be all "nope absolutely necessary to check. something could go REAL wrong if it's off" make him fistfuck me until his insides are literally letting off steam. I NEED TO HEAR HIM WHIMPER AND SEE HIM CRY!!! sometimes I imagine him purring (like an engine, but hey, if catboys are your thing that too) cause his neck is mechanical too so...........
oh and I'm totally groping on his metal ass and rubbing all over it. im licking it. idc. I'm working doubletime to make his ass extra sensitive idc! I'm a robotfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#anon#boothill x reader#sub boothill#boothill smut#n/sfw#sub hsr#I cant believe we got an actual engineer here guys#thank you for your glorious insight#you are feeding the boothill fuckers#we thank you for this delicious food#ILY ANON
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also in the trickle of info from the 8 hour fight that was michael going to CNY (which is why he got so stressed that he was shitting blood)
the reason the whore is doing this to us is cause she needs to "protect her son and the family's assets from me cause i have a single mom so she has to be poor so im probably out for their money and have to show my worth"
IM FROM FOREST HILLS WHAT THE FUCK?
like what in the misogynistic "but women can't have good jobs" brainrot is this, you've been in my moms building and seen the DOORMAN? if that wasn't a teeeeeeeny weeeeeny hint to the class divide between me and michael and it ain't in the direction this dumb slut thinks?? (Also like my moms /only/ upper middle class, I do not think this psycho knows what "rich" looks like in nyc and I have a few friends from temple as a kid who are rich rich (like non scholarship UNIS and horace mann students lol) cause I went to temple in fucking......forest hills) like for fucks sake my moms worth more than double these freaks stfu????? what fucking money? there's no money for me to be after?
WHAT THE FUCK
sorry that you're unskilled and can't make money, none of the women in my family can relate lul they're doctors, teachers at the top of the payscale, and accountants you freak????
also like any friend we've told about this have all literally had the same reaction of "wait...isn't erica basically a JAP lul" or "no one would think ericas with you for money unless they were insane or really fucking sexist cause like......shes a JAP"
like i literally will not touch my mom's money, HATE when she pays for stuff, will literally not allow her to pay for stuff and venmo her to be equal cause i earn my own and can do on my own but tf??? because i'm not buying luxury designer bullshit cause i don't need to wealth signal you think my family is poor and i'm out for your non-existent riches??????
#personal#literally the running joke in my entire extended family is that im the least educated...and i work for [top apparel brand] doing art#bitch tf??????#(like im the LEAST educated and still have a rlly good job lol what the fuck she knows what brand i work for????)#my mom was a teacher with two masters before she retired#my uncle was a therapist and marketing copywriter before he was a sahd#my aunts a doctor my grandma was a cpa...my great grandma was a cpa lol#and....my grandpa was a military engineer before he was a hs engineering teacher wtf???#(he uhhhh felt guilty lol and then got a masters in ed lmao)#and if i really wanted to 'GOLD DIG' i could talk to my dad who holds one of the patents that gets residuals that was sold for SIRI??????#or idk ive been in the Connecticut MANSION of one of the og google sofdevs cause my dad knows him from MIT#like if i wanted to gold dig i could literally just start talking to my own fucking dad lmfaooooo?#he does legacy code sofdev consulting work now cause hes been in the boston/connecticut sofdev industry since the early 90s#and knows a lot of out of vogue languages that arent used anymore and only like....old craggly dudes know lol#soooooooo yeah im not gonna gold dig out of someone who makes less than me??? (at early career lmao) when#my dad basically makes $500 an hour lol? and when i did teaching artist work pt i was making $120 an hour lol? WHAT
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Okay, so I went back and found as many of Lance’s radios as I could, below is the transcript of a man who is slowly losing his mind:
“No free air” pt. 1 in reference to him not being able to get clean air when stuck in the DRS train. “Copy that Lance, you’re doing a good job though. I’ll take a balance feedback when you can.” “The balance is bad because I’m behind four cars 😒” said relatively calm if not peeved. This is the beginning of the downward spiral.
“No free air.” The sequel “No free air. That’s the problem with a DRS train you’ve got no free air” a little more upset, but more so at the general Vibe.
“I think overtaking will be challenging” - said annoyed and cunty followed by like a thirty second pause before his engineer was like “okay Lance I understand that message.” (They did not understand. This is where the Yuki Tsunoda obsession kicks in on the pitwall I think)
I think his engineer was trying to say he was getting a lot of tire deg in turn 14 so he needed to try giving slack somewhere else to make up for what he was losing in 14 in order to catch up with Yuki. To which Lance replied: “Yeah, I’m trying bro, but it’s not working” still relatively calm, but very much beginning to fray.
Some more discussion about where Yuki is pace wise.
Lance complaining about tires, the grip, how even in free air he’s not really seeing a difference ended with “I don’t really understand” Followed by ANOTHER long pause then his engineer finally responding, “okay Lance we understand we are looking at plan B” “I don’t think so because it’s ridiculous, I can’t pass Tsunoda, it’s not possible.” He knew very early on it wasn’t gonna happen but the pit wall simply said “we do not hear”
“We don’t think Tsunoda’s a threat for now”“What do you mean you don’t think he’s a threat? Do you think I’ll get him - easily?!” This was where the delirium truly begins to show through as Lance wonders wtf the Yuki Tsunoda fan club has suddenly overtaken the Aston garage.
It’s mentioned AGAIN they think it’s likely he’ll catch Yuki, despite the fact he’s got three cars between him and Yuki. Lance catches up with the three and then goes on the radio to be like, “I don’t see Tsunoda” followed by the first insane laugh. Truly he was cracking the whole race, this was the nail in the coffin.
AGAIN they mention Yuki. “So we are catching Tsunoda,” followed by information about the actual three cars in front of Lance, and then once more a discussion of how far ahead Yuki is. Obsessed with Yuki they are, and it’s clear Lance doesn’t really know why. He’s already said multiple times it’s not obtainable.
Finally, THAT radio message. Overall, Lance confused bewildered and also wondering why the hell he’s hearing Yuki’s name more than his own during the entirety of the race.
#a Shakespearean comedy if I’m being honest#like truly he was so lost#they clearly have communication issues they need to work on team wise 😭#lance stroll#formula 1#japanese gp 2024
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THE LOVE LASTS SO LONG (16)
In which the burn bursts into flames
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ollieupdates OLLIE BEARMAN MAIDEN WIN, CANADA GRAND PRIX.
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olliebearheart YES YES YES IN AUBREYS HOME COUNTRY TOO
user1 he works so hard GOOD JOB BEARMAN
user2 well deserved, incredible race
aubreyfanpage1 LOOK AT MOM IN THE LIKES WOOOOO
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olliebearman FIRST WIN LET'S GO!
Huge thank you to the team and the fans who have been along with me for this crazy ride. Getting to race and do something I love everyday is an honour. Here's to many more wins! 🏆🥂
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aubreyyang so incredibly proud of you! all of your hard work and talent finally paid off, can't wait to see you conquer the f1 world even more in the future ❤️
-- olliebearman ❤️
--user1 IM GASPING FOR AIR RN THIS IS SOFT LAUNCHING EJIREJ
charles_leclerc LETS GO TECHNICALLY STILL A LECLERC WIN LOOK AT MY SON
-- user2 AJREJRG FERRARIS ROYAL FAMILY FR
kimiantonelli well done mate :) party hard
oscarpiastri congrats bro 👊
-- user3 HIM NOT REPLYING TO ANYONE ELSE EXCEPT HIS GIRL BAHAHA
maxverstappen good job, loved sharing a podium with you
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clip one: ollie crosses the line, only seconds before max. The garage is screaming with excitement, and the camera pans to Aubrey and David, the girl clutching the older man's elbow as they are both sobbing with happy tears.
clip two: Ollie, soaked with champagne and sweat runs up to his dad and Aubrey. She lets him hug David first, the older man kissing his face and head, wrapping his arms around his son. Aubrey stands back, still silently crying and laughing. An engineer rubs her back and she laughs. Ollie turns to her, running the small distance and pulling her off her feet into a hug. She's got her arms around his neck, and he's holding her up by her waist. She whispers something in his ear, and he presses his face into her neck. He sets her down, although he keeps her in his embrace. He has to bend a little to keep their position, and she peppers the side of his face with kisses. Someone hands him his water, and she has to push him gently off so he can hydrate. He keeps a finger tucked in the loop of her miniskirt as he thanks the person.
f1olliebearman Aubrey and ollie after the race
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user1 NAHH THEYRE DEF IN LOVE JUST WAITING FOR THE HARD LAUNCH ATP
landogirlyee stop this is the height difference we all deserve
user2 HER LETTING HIM HUG DAVID FIRST??? THE WAY HE LIFTED HER UP?? ‼️
-- loverboysf1 THE WAY HE DIDNT WANT TO LET GO?? BRB GONNA GO KMS ‼️
user3 when is it my turn to be a dainty girl with her large tall bf
-- user4 bro wtf go touch some grass pls 😭
Aubrey shifted, shimmying the bottom of her dress down a little. They were out celebrating his win, and she was taking a breather from all the dancing Alexandra was making her do. Ollie was a little ways off with Lewis and Charles, in a heated discussion about presumably the race. She smiled as she watched him, all pale skin and flushed cheeks. His win, his maiden win, and she was here to witness it. Even if she wasn't in love with him, it was undeniable; Ollie Bearman, the dazzling starlet was the future of the industry.
"Hey, you look lonely." A blonde man joined her where she stood by the bar.
"Oh, I'm okay. Just taking a second." she smiled politely.
"You're an actress, right? I'm Logan. I drive for Williams?" he smiled, and if she wasn't completely taken by Ollie, she would've melted. He looked a bit like her ex, all sandy blonde and muscular and american.
"Yeah. I'm Aubrey." she shook his extended hand, trying to extract it, but he held on.
"I love your work," he grinned, and she weakly backed away.
"Look, you seem really sweet, Logan, but I-"
"Aubrey." A warm, familiar hand landed on her waist, a tether back to reality.
"Hey, winner." she murmured softly at his clenched jaw and dark eyes.
Ollie never got like this, not with her ex, not with the men who catcalled her in the streets. But it was...
Okay, fine, it was kinda hot. Extremely.
Logan's puppy dog eyes widened a fraction with realization.
"Oh. Oh. Oh!" he backed off, patting Ollie's arm, "Sorry, mate."
He departed quickly, and the grimace on Ollie's face stayed.
"Why the long face?" she hummed, stroking his cheek. He held her hand to his face, the moment intimate amidst the bustle of the bar.
"Barely got to see you all night," he drew her closer, "and you look so beautiful."
"That's okay, babe. Enjoy tonight. You have all the time in the world to tell me how pretty I look."
He had an odd look on his face; it was one she wasn't sure how to read.
"Let's go back to hotel." he whispered in her ear.
"What?" she asked, "It's barely midnight!"
"I don't want to be anywhere but with you. And right now, I think we need some privacy."
He led her through the crowd, and smiled politely when people aww'd at the fact he was leaving. Alex kissed her cheek with a knowing look, and Aubrey accepted a quick hug from Charles and Max.
The car ride over in the back of the taxi was silent, tension brewing between them. She was sober enough to stay quiet, but tipsy enough to slide her hand in his larger one.
She felt relieved when his calloused fingers curled around hers.
He led her into the elevator, a heavy, thinking look on his handsome face.
"I wasn't...I didn't want him to flirt with me, y'know." she told him, avoiding eye contact. It was funny, since their hands were still intertwined.
One second she was lifting her head to look at him, the next Ollie had her pinned against the elevator wall.
His nose bumped against hers as he inhaled, and exhaled into her mouth. She didn't know if she was dizzy from the rising height of the elevator or simply him.
He pressed his lips to hers, and she gasped in surprise.
His mouth was warm and smooth, his tongue asking for entrance at the seam of her lips.
He licked into her mouth, and she let out a whine, fingers grasping desperately at his arms.
He pulled back, groaning.
"I'm sorry, we should talk. But you just looked..." he trailed off, swollen lips mouthing at the sensitive skin of her neck, nipping and sucking a little track on her skin.
"Oh-" she started, hands dragging to his chest. She knew she sounded desperate.
"I love you." He blurted out, "I had a stupid crush on you when I was like 14, and I met you and you're the most wonderful person I know. You're so kind, and you make me feel like a person, not just a famous driver. I know that you might not feel the same way I do, but I can treat you right. I promise, I will never hurt you, or let anyone."
His eyes, brown and earnest and oh so familiar made her heart ache. How could he think that she didn't love him just as much, or even more?
"One chance, please. I can make you happy, love. Just let me try." he nearly begged, hands winding around her waist.
"I love you." she murmured back, "I'm sorry it took me so long to realize it. I want to be with you forever, and I know I'm coming off way too strong-"
He cut her off with a watery laugh.
"But you've shown me what love is supposed to be. In its true form, not some half-hearted warped example. And all I can hope is that I can return that love for you. Because I really do. I don't think I've ever loved anyone like you, Ollie. You're it."
He smiled, a real, genuine smile for the first time in the past hour. Seeing him all crinkly-eyed and happy made something burst low and hot in her stomach.
She reached up and dragged him by his collar so she could taste him again, all because now she could.
When she pulled back for air, and he chased her lips.
She giggled, and he rolled his eyes, nipping at her earlobe.
She pressed herself against him again, threading her fingers through his hair and pulling them together once more. She kissed him, this time slow and soft but both of their smiles were so big that it was more like pressing their teeth together.
"I think we missed our floor."
"That's what you're focused on right now?"
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aubberieyaang my loverboy
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alexandrasaintmleux FINALLY HOLY
leosdad yay my kids are dating
-- bearyfast_04 please dont say it like that
celine_diorr REPLACED BY A WHITE MAN
-- aubberieyaang erm sorry babe YOULL ALWAYS BE MY #1
bearyfast_04 I love you so much
-- aubberieyaang I love you more sweet boy
-- walkdontrun OKAY EWW
-- bearyfast_04 I can get you paddock passes?
-- walkdontrun omg my step dad
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bearyfast_04 my pretty girl
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chililos55 congrats to you and ur gf!!
-- leosdad this time its actually real
aubberieyaang WOW YOU ARE SO HANDSOME R U SINGLE
-- bearyfast_04 no actually im taken by the prettiest, most talented, hard working kind and loving woman ever
-- celine_diorr dude she just texted me shes crying
-- aubberieyaang NO IM NOT
kimi_possible we get it ur in love
-- bearyfast_04 ur just jealous
-- kimi_possible I have a gf??
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