#my aunts a doctor my grandma was a cpa...my great grandma was a cpa lol
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also in the trickle of info from the 8 hour fight that was michael going to CNY (which is why he got so stressed that he was shitting blood)
the reason the whore is doing this to us is cause she needs to "protect her son and the family's assets from me cause i have a single mom so she has to be poor so im probably out for their money and have to show my worth"
IM FROM FOREST HILLS WHAT THE FUCK?
like what in the misogynistic "but women can't have good jobs" brainrot is this, you've been in my moms building and seen the DOORMAN? if that wasn't a teeeeeeeny weeeeeny hint to the class divide between me and michael and it ain't in the direction this dumb slut thinks?? (Also like my moms /only/ upper middle class, I do not think this psycho knows what "rich" looks like in nyc and I have a few friends from temple as a kid who are rich rich (like non scholarship UNIS and horace mann students lol) cause I went to temple in fucking......forest hills) like for fucks sake my moms worth more than double these freaks stfu????? what fucking money? there's no money for me to be after?
WHAT THE FUCK
sorry that you're unskilled and can't make money, none of the women in my family can relate lul they're doctors, teachers at the top of the payscale, and accountants you freak????
also like any friend we've told about this have all literally had the same reaction of "wait...isn't erica basically a JAP lul" or "no one would think ericas with you for money unless they were insane or really fucking sexist cause like......shes a JAP"
like i literally will not touch my mom's money, HATE when she pays for stuff, will literally not allow her to pay for stuff and venmo her to be equal cause i earn my own and can do on my own but tf??? because i'm not buying luxury designer bullshit cause i don't need to wealth signal you think my family is poor and i'm out for your non-existent riches??????
#personal#literally the running joke in my entire extended family is that im the least educated...and i work for [top apparel brand] doing art#bitch tf??????#(like im the LEAST educated and still have a rlly good job lol what the fuck she knows what brand i work for????)#my mom was a teacher with two masters before she retired#my uncle was a therapist and marketing copywriter before he was a sahd#my aunts a doctor my grandma was a cpa...my great grandma was a cpa lol#and....my grandpa was a military engineer before he was a hs engineering teacher wtf???#(he uhhhh felt guilty lol and then got a masters in ed lmao)#and if i really wanted to 'GOLD DIG' i could talk to my dad who holds one of the patents that gets residuals that was sold for SIRI??????#or idk ive been in the Connecticut MANSION of one of the og google sofdevs cause my dad knows him from MIT#like if i wanted to gold dig i could literally just start talking to my own fucking dad lmfaooooo?#he does legacy code sofdev consulting work now cause hes been in the boston/connecticut sofdev industry since the early 90s#and knows a lot of out of vogue languages that arent used anymore and only like....old craggly dudes know lol#soooooooo yeah im not gonna gold dig out of someone who makes less than me??? (at early career lmao) when#my dad basically makes $500 an hour lol? and when i did teaching artist work pt i was making $120 an hour lol? WHAT
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