#goldbloods

[relaxxattack]

can you rant abt hiveswap and how it changes the per-established alternian lore and not in a good way. i hold no stake in this topic but i love to hear about worldbuilding differences and people complaining

oh my god i would loveeee too. well first of all the obvious stuff with how they seem to think the beta trolls were the stereotypes for their caste (NOT TRUE... very very untrue but ESPECIALLY untrue with like. jadebloods goldbloods and purplebloods who seem to get this the worst somehow)

i hateeee how they made jades preppy THATS KANAYAS THING.. AND SHES EXPLICITLY *WEIRD* FOR THAT. they literally mention it like over 20 times how kanaya is sooooo weird for liking fashion and dressing well and then. oh no i guess every jade does that actually whoops sorry! ToT and god do i even need to go into the terrible prevalence of the idea that "jadebloods are typically/instinctively nurturing" when that is textually not the case?

goldbloods all having double horns is not that big of a deal tbh but its really funny to me that they made that assumption when sollux is like. actively called a mutant for most of the comic. "oh yeah hes mutated and weird and fucked up and some of his body parts are doubled (cue dick jokes here)". like that was a thing for sollux but they just decided to say "well actually. thats just how all goldbloods are"

most purplebloods having a "clowny aesthetic" is fine with me honestly since theres an actual Profession of being a subjuggalator and presumably lots of purples are going to be wanting to go into that? but alllll of them being full on juggalo cultists goes directly against canon. its like. the difference between american lawmaking and christianity. yes the separation of church and state is like nonexistent here. but just because american lawmaking is an enterprise controlled by christianity doesnt mean that All Politicians/Cops are automatically christian. and definitely not the same kind of christian?? there are probably agnostic clowns, or clowns who are only into cultism for the aesthetic. even reformist vs. orthodox clowns. they may all be upholding the same systemic white christian status quo, but they doesn't mean they all fit into that niche themselves. if that makes sense?

and of course i've already made a whole post about how i hate the idea that olivebloods are all feral little rogues, since that makes very little sense in canon.

i would really love to do that full stream of the hiveswap and friendsim games just. going through all of their alternian stuff and explaining my thoughts on it and how it relates to canon... i could go on and on about this stuff for ages and get into way more than just caste stereotypes. i think i would need to reread all of homestuck first to make sure i wasnt just pulling shit out of my ass and was truly studied up though, lmao

[writeblrfantasy]

Wow! That was a fast follow haha - nice to meet you<3

Please take this excuse to ramble about your current WIP, if you would like. Is there something you've been working on recently that you would love to opportunity to info dump to someone? Or, is there something you're stuck on that talking through might help with?

hi! it's very nice to meet you, too. my current wip is called goldbloods, and it's a story i wrote years ago that i'm editing and updating to my modern standards so that i can publish it on kofi! it's about a pleasure slave who marries one of the immortal royal family (a man he once had an illicit tryst with) and figures out how to navigate that foreign world.

also, the royal family and its empire is slowly collapsing, and this brings up some interesting dilemmas for our protagonist...

i'm not stuck on anything as much as i'm annoyed at having to edit and transform this story. when i first wrote it, i intended it to be a full novel, but now i know what i have to do to make it a finished novella. however, i am enjoying rereading this story i haven't read in almost two years. i still love the fucked up royal family as much as i always did.

editing is my least favorite part of the writing process, however, editing is all i have braincells for because i've been burnt out and drafting something new is proving harder than usual.

thanks so much for the ask! i extend the same question to you- what are you currently working on, and do you need any advice/just to rubber duck with it?

[4acidstars4]

hey guys check out my goldblood oc(s?) :o)‼️

the girl is amieya and the brother is arthur they are opposites of eachother! amieya is alot happier, optimistic, but alot more meaner and arthur is more quiet, a big crybaby, pessemistic and tries to never get into fights but cause of the shared body and his sister being a lot more well, energetic she has more or pretty much full control of their body, they both suffer from void rot cause they only have enough energy to sustain one troll so they share the energy!!

[mxrtified777]

you guessed it! its a bug compilation

[whabenas]

[m3-mianbo]

More Information About Yikkap Afimmo

They are a goldblood, but they tend to wear the aries symbol because they have an unrequited kismesistic crush on someone who is a burgundy blood.

Typing quirk: Replaces capital 'A' with 4. Replaces 'v' with 'vv'. Finally, they replace 'ough' with '🝛'. An example: 4las! 4 scientific troll 🝛t to havve no wishes, no affections — a mere heart of stone.

Yikkap has been trying to find clues about their Ancestor for what feels like sweeps.

They are a window-cleaner, but often flunk off work, and nobody seems to notice?

Hi! So would you mind drawing my homestuck oc, yikkap? Here is, a picrew of Yikkap:

I would like Yikkap to be wearing a faded dull black dress with a Aries symbol pictured on it. If you want to do a background too, the theme of Nighttime Iceberg would be good :)

Here

i try a painting style hope u like

[17/25 slots]

[kabutoden]

i think these two are some of my top favorite fantrolls :) they're just so stupid cute. The boy with acne's name is Excell and the girl's name is Banana Junior 6000. She's the big, blocky CRT computer monitor you can see Excell riding around on in the first image--listen, people started making robot trolls oc, and hey robots can be ANY shape, even the shape of a banana junior from the old comic bloom county. I love that little guy :) so im stealing him for my fantroll. I DO WHAT I WANT!

More below cut.

Excell's been obsessed with hunting for ghosts for a long time, and he repairs ancient, manual troll technology to do so. The tunnels between the gold city and school are creepy, abandonded, and a perfect place to look. Recently a device he brought back gained sentience, and he's so proud that a ROBOT can develop an identity and personality--though a lot of his friends have pointed out that Banana Junior's behavior is suspiciously more like a troll then a robot. Excell, eager to accept the robot revolution, denies their observations because Banana Junior is literally his best friend and moirail!?! He is dating that computer. It's because he respects its PERSONHOOD.

Excell might seem a bit like a nerd stereotype that you might disrespect but he has complete confidence in his own identity and interests and is a really solid dude. Super talented, too. I think he's pretty awesome, actually. He's also genuinely a very good friend. I like how i built his personality, kinda like a fun blend of concepts around Aradia and Sollux.

He's unfortunately wrong about Banana Junior--that's totally a spirit made of electricity possessing his computer, and toying with him setting off his electronics when he goes ghost hunting. Junior finds playing with Excell way more interesting then look into their own identity, which they don't really remember--they don't want the confirmation that they really are dead.

Fortunately, Junnye is actually still alive, just comatose after going through an intense surgery, the electric energy of her mind astral-projecting from her body. One day, Excell will help her confront who she is and travel back to her body, and they'll continue to live happily as partners.

[crowberryboo]

i wanna say thank you for the lovely attention and comments to my previous girl rupipa! you guys are so sweet! up next is actually one of my favorites, quizik impruv!

[disguisedcheezed]

Old troll Dirk concept doodles from January.

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

oh also meenah stuff i 4got to post

[nekropsii]

i am 90% sure the answer to this question is 'spoilers', but why is there no bronze sign in the player group for sovstuck?

That actually has a lot to do with the NPCs… Or, the “Alpha Session” of SVURB. That Kromab, Argebi, was a Knight of Hope… Leading an utterly doomed session. She was more or less a symbol of there being a “missing piece” that basically marked it all dead on arrival. Total lack of harmony amongst those players in every sense, even down to their ages.

She was the Foolish Gold who thought she could make it work. Dense brick of Pyrite that she is.

Poor thing.

[lucid-daydreaming-archive]

more……

[ijustwannamakeemojis]

[ID: Six pixel gifs of the homestuck house symbol in various blood colors being, Maroon/Rust, Bronze, Gold, Lime, Olive, and Jade. End ID]

[fivepebbsies]

uhh warning nsx nudity nothing explicit tho

my hiveswap sona if you even care. or whatever

he helps host a refuge for mutantbloods outside of outglut, and breaks into the brooding caverns sweeply to steal any cullable grubs

he also sucks face with tegiri but thats unimportant

[serfuzzypushover]

Maybe Goldblood Cronus?

greased lightning.....

[baizhu-big-naturals]

ancestor dottore and also his lame descendant zandik

Gempia: Derse + Mage of Light