#goes ballistic

[wanopo-daily]

Day 68:

Oni KYOKAN

"Blast your way through, BANG! BANG! BANG!"

Oh my GOSH!!!!!!! I LVOE THIS SONG SO SO SO MUCH (admin ren is insane abiut this somt)

Funfact: Oni KYOKAN is the second song illustrated by Miwashiba, and the PV maker is the same one as the +♂️ one!

[angstandhappiness]

NICE NICE NICE GIVE HIM MORE PAIN

apply sword directly to monkey’s breastbone to inhibit powers

[epiimetheux]

"It is with great sadness that we confirm that our beloved knight, Sir Ballister Boldheart has sadly been killed in tonight's horrific accident at Glorodome. The Institute has begun the investigation..." Ballister is dead. Gloreth's golden descendant seeks vengeance with the help of an unexpected ally.

[palskippah]

Hi! This is Ballister, he loves his personal space.

These are Ambrosius and Nimona, they also love Ballister's personal space.

References under the cut! :D

Also the there goes my baaabyyy

That's it!

[pianokantzart]

Hey, please please PLEASE don't delete this ask I really want to hear your point on it. If in the mario movie 2 luigi and mario have to fight bowser but it's like a mini fight to what's coming, and bowser straight up destroyed luigi (as in really hurt him. He gets up fine after but you get it) how do you think Mario's gonna react to this?

Not quite sure what you mean by "mini fight to what's coming." I guess you're asking what if Mario and Luigi fought Bowser before the story's climax, and in that fight Luigi got badly injured?

If that was the case, I think that would be a good setup for Mario to actually go after Bowser for a one on one, both out of wanting to ensure nobody else got hurt, and wanting to see to it personally he didn't get away with doing what he did to Luigi.

We know from the first movie that nothing injects a stupid level of determination directly into Mario's adrenal glands like thinking about his brother...

... so it wouldn't be out of character for Mario to get sicko mode unlocked by seeing Luigi get obliterated right in front of him.

[krytus]

[pathetic little meow meow voice] i'm not a villain!

[still-living-like-im-trying]

Some sketches for the Marine Biologist Ballister/(Secret?) Mermaid(?)/Siren(?) Ambrosius (workshopping it) AU (Also, is now going to be known as the Golden Scales AU

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp idea 65

Danny and Ellie were captured by the GIW. Held and experimented on for an extended period of time. Both having been branded by the GIW.

In case they ever escaped. In both forms it’s always visible unless covered up.

It was only recently they started doing the more invasive experiments. Let’s say they vivisect Danny and have plans to do the same to Ellie.

Before they can even touch Ellie somehow through the power of family love or something he breaks the suppression device on him.

Which leads to him being able to grab her. Managing to make a portal he didn’t know he could do.

Whether it the same universe or a separate universe. The portal dumps them right in a middle of a justice league meeting. Danny bleeding and passed out from power use. Then Ellie who is frantic an panicky on full defense.

So now the justice league had to calm down Ellie and help Danny as well as figure out what on the world is happening.

[justplaggin]

no actually let him speak

[s-t-y-x]

???

HE'S NOT EVEN IN OFFICE YET??? WHAT A LOAD OF HORSESHIT????? STOP CALLING HIM 'PRESIDENT' TRUMP??????? FUCK OFF???????

[ao3screenshotss]

[wu-wakfu-undertale]

i finished rewatching s1 of wakfu today

[palskippah]

Bro there have been a couple of headcanons posts about how the Nimona pals react when they get sick and I'm 100% in agreement with them and the Ballister ones are very accurate and also, I'll add that he's the kind of person to bear the period pain because otherwise it wins.

>(And there's Ambrosius begging him to just take some medicine for fuck's sake, why is Ballister trying to see how much pain he can stand?) Also the first day of it beats his ass each month, which goes in contrast with him being the most durable guy ever.

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

I can't think of a title for these Nimona headcanons

Throughout their childhood Bal and Ambrosius switched between who was taller 

They would get growth spurts so frequently that it wasn’t uncommon for them to go to the nurse's office just to settle a score and check who was taller every couple of weeks 

And when they did figure out who was taller the “winner” would make a massive scene about it and constantly mock the other until they got a growth spurt 

For some reason Bal was unreasonably proud after his growth spurts and would often say shit like “I’m sorry my lord you’re going to have to speak up I can’t hear you from this great distance”

While Ambrosius was plastered to his side 

Bal was actually taller at the start of their relationship and he always made a scene about kissing Ambrosius 

He would let out a groan whenever he had to lean down and straighten back up and would make joking remarks about his back hurting because of it 

Once it became clear that Ambrosius was winning the height contest he made up for the constant jokes 

Bal calls Ambrosius short will so much honesty and conviction that bystanders have often told them to stand back-to-back just to make sure Ambrosius is taller 

I said in this post that Ambrosius is allergic to a shit ton of things 

And because of that he has multiple EpiPens  

He keeps one on hand at all times, one in his car, one in his office, and one in his room

He was also given two extras that Bal and Nimona took

He didn’t even know that they took them until one night they went out to dinner 

And he order something that gave him a mild reaction

He knew it was fine but the duo was freaking out and he noticed that they kept reaching for something 

He asked them about it and they both unwillingly showed him the EpiPens 

He wasn’t even surprised that they took them he was just shocked he didn’t notice they were missing 

When Nimona is distracted or in a rush their human form is less believable and sometimes ventures into the realm of uncanny 

Sometimes its bigger things like their limbs being disproportionate to their body or their eyes being bigger than the average person

And sometimes it’s smaller things like the texture of their skin being closer to sharks' scales and their hair feeling like animal fur 

He also doesn’t need to breathe or blink as often as humans and he physically can’t break a sweat 

So it’s kind of creepy to watch him do something physically taxing without his chest heaving or blinking sweat out of his eyes 

Whenever the boys mess up or break a promise Nimona makes a big deal about them “making it up to her” 

Sometimes she makes them cook for a month straight 

Sometimes she drags them to the store and forces them to either buy her something or watch her back as she steals something 

Either way once it’s done they call it even and never bring it up again

But she also makes an equally big deal about when she breaks a promise and she begs them to pick something to make it right

Sometimes when the boys are feeling petty they’ll really wait to figure out their favor and she always acts like they’re torturing her

But she always makes up for it even if it’s something as simple as flying them to work cause they’re running late

[regency-monster-love]

Either 31 or 33 (perhaps both?) + orc for kiss roulette game please please please!

@slightly-knot-insane 💐

Double kiss! I'm assuming you mean grumpy orc, our favorite orc. Thanks for the ask @slightly-knot-insane!

31. A kiss to the inner thigh + 33. A kiss to a scar, birthmark, injury, or other marking

Male orc x female human

"What's this?" Garek traced a thick green finger over the short silvery-pink line on the inside of Esther's right thigh. (He hadn't noticed it when he had been down there earlier, but there had been much going on to distract him, then.)

A smile lit up her face, and she explained how, as a little girl, she had chased a frog into the creek, slipped, and fell into the water, slicing her thigh on a rock in the process. A light laugh tumbled out of her mouth to tell the story, but Garek got one of his fierce scowls on his face.

Esther gestured at it. "What has you looking so angry now?"

"I'm not angry, I just hate the idea of you being hurt," he huffed.

"It was nothing—an ordinary scrape like every child acquires."

"If I can still see the scar, it wasn't nothing," he said sternly, but then he lowered his head and pressed his lips to the mark with such tenderness that it sent warmth blooming out from the spot to lodge in her chest and swell it with affection for this funny orc who harbored such softness under such an abrasive exterior.

He kissed it for a second time, gently tracing the tip of his tongue over it, and Esther trembled at the different sort of warmth his kiss set off this time.

Garek didn't look so unhappy for a good while after that.

[You can read more of grumpy Garek and sweet Esther's story here]

Written for the kiss ask game. Keep 'em coming!

Read all of these kiss fic snippets at the tag #kiss snippet. Read all of my Regency monster stuff at the tag #my writing.

[sir-ballister-boldheart]

Urdu speakers, I am begging you, please tell me about all the swear words and curses Ballister would use against Todd. Thanks