#godspeed to you soldiers

[asbestieos]

MELTY IS AWAKE. I FORGO THE HAUNTING EMBRACE of sleep

[yardsards]

what's impressive about dungeon meshi to me is not just the amount of great blorbos it has, but the amount of great *glup shittos* it has. like. "here's a character that only got like two speaking lines. here's a character that only appears in bonus material. here's a character that only got a name in a random q&a. and here's a character that doesn't even have a name at all. and you WILL get attached to at least one of them."

[hershelwidget]

HELLO OCTONAUTS FANDOM

I finished ! ALL of them HOWEVER. I kinda wanna design similar characters for the Other Gups but I unno where to start! Which is where you sillies come in

Basically ! You can request a Gup for me to spiritify (or also request any content regarding the current ones) and I will come up with a design for em in this state :)

If you request a new Gup it can be ANY of them shown in any canon Octonauts media, this includes the main show, A&B, RoF, CoSA, GBR, and the books !! I just won't be able to make new designs for the main five + Gup F because. Well. They're literally right there

If you instead request any sort of extra content regarding already existing designs, the Gup is your oyster, so to speak !

I already have a thought or two regarding Gup X but yea :3

[mausuwinasa]

Ok here’s something kinda funny I’ve noticed abt the md fandom on tumblr

I feel like everyone here kinda knows each other? Like there’s people who don’t even follow me who never cease to show up in my notifs every time I post abt md, and I’m sure im one of those people for other members of this fandom :)

I’m sure this applies to other relatively insular fandoms too, it feels like a small town lol

[havinganfois]

Imagine your f/o discovering your sleeping in a new location tonight. Whether that's on the couch, under the table, what-have-you. How do they react? Do they chide you? Are they worried? Do they pack up all like, 'whelp, I guess this is where we're sleeping tonight'?

[feralrabidcrow]

TF2 Monopoly Night

Scout initiates the game, he will not stop blabbering about how he's gonna kick everyone's butt, horrendously overconfident insisting that he's gonna win. He's the first to go bankrupt and it emotionally destroys him. He is so distraught over this it's actually pathetic.

Soldier has no idea how to play the game at all, but he's having the time of his life and that's what matters most. By some miracle he outlasts Scout but it's really not by much. A for effort, Jane, A for effort.

Pyro isn't even playing the game, they stole a handful of player pieces, houses, and hotels and are building a little city in the corner of the room, god-speed Pyro you funky creature.

Demo joined and was doing almost alright until halfway through the game he drunkenly passes out, right on top of the board, and they have to drag him off of it and scramble to fix all the pieces. Disqualified.

Heavy is one of the best players there, and he's silent too, you forget he's playing sometimes until all of a sudden you're on his property and hemorrhaging money like no one's business.

Engineer tried to spice up the game board with some "improvisations" and after an improvisation nearly caught the entire board on fire, he got kicked out. Disqualified.

Medic is the worst fucking cheat you know. If you take your eyes off him for even a second he's snatching money from the bank or from your pile, he has no shame and he's out for blood. As soon as Demo passed out Medic was snatching up his cash pile like a starving orphan.

Sniper joined the game a bit late, but caught up quickly and is doing fairly well, except for some reason even when he keeps a close eye on Medic, he swears he had more money than this, right? Right?

Spy isn't playing. He's cloaked, sneaking around, and sabotaging Sniper by stealing his money. What he does with the money is none of your business, but it's no longer with Sniper and that's what matters. Petty fucking bastards.

[thattheater-kid]

Shoutout to those alters who go dormant for long periods of time but return when they are most needed.

[mumblesplash]

even online it feels extremely gauche to self-identify as trickster coded, which is a real shame bc it’s maybe the most concise way to explain what my whole deal is but like hell am *i* gonna be the one to point that out so people are instead forced to identify and reckon with all constituent trickster-traits individually and come to that conclusion on their own, which can take years, and by that point the constant low-grade exposure to me will have likely rendered them permanently nonbinary which—while by no means a bad thing—is a decision i feel people ought to be allowed to make for themselves, so on principle i am against it, though not as much as i am against comparing myself to chaos gods in casual conversation because it is, as stated, gauche, and also in the event that anyone takes my words the slightest bit to heart they become far more guarded against being surreptitiously taught valuable lessons about human nature and the danger of pride and ego, which is my favorite thing to do to people while i’m waiting for them to come out as nonbinary

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

hello cats. remember your horror at the test my worth chapter four outline. well i finally finished planning the kellila oneshot that we have been discussing and i thought you would enjoy the result (:

Holland I Am Goinf To Eat You Alive

[thatoneluckybee]

I couldn’t see my friends today and got a bit silly

Is that Danganronpa on a SWITCH?

[dakrapatops]

by the way. if i reblog a single thing or send you a single message on either saturday, sunday or monday you have permission to shoot me. i have to complete 24 a3 pages of stuff about my folios for scholarship and i only have three days to do this. it is 8 pages per subject. i need to lock the fuck in and not annoy you on tungle like i am doing right now (currently supposed to be tidying my room but it is too messy and im terrified to walk in there it's actually insane. i was so focused on finishing my folios i didn't put anything away. there is no floor, and the floor that is exposed is covered in shavings from lino cut prints i made. also it smells gross and im pretty sure my curtains are closed. it is a rancid cave)

I'll make it my personal duty to shoot you in the head if you are on tungle this weekend. you can count on me king

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[metfell]

(on anon as to not doxx myself) i was literally 13 when i first started watching dsmp and i thank god everyday that i was raised with enough internet safety lessons that i was too scared to properly interact with the fandom

THATS SO SCARY. THATS FRIGHTENING...... THANK GOD YOU DIDNT INTERACT WITH THE FANDOM

[irisintheafterglow]

HELLO EVERYONE I'M ALIVE

school has been kicking my ass!!! but i'm getting the hang of it and i really miss writing!!!! also a very belated thank you a million for 2.5k followers <33 it's more than i could fathom and i'm grateful for every one of you

more writing incoming, i'm back i promise !

[steaksex]

I wanna statt T but like only for the bottlm growth

man like idk i like want less curves but not all of em gone and i want bottom growth without the receding hair line and like facial hair but only a good moustache, n like hyperfemme but alsl v masc facial features??? no idea how I'd achieve this

being genderfluid sucks sb like yea i wanna start T but i also don't wanna b full on masc?? like an odd mix of hypermasc and hyperfemme but idk how that'd work on T

sorry i jus wanna be a cool pretty boygirl with a deep voice but huge tits and ass but also a dick to grind all over someone's cunt jeez

REAL AS HELL!!!! i personally got my bottom growth pretty fast in the process, i haven't growm facial hair and my hairlines intact (theres stuff you can do to prevent baldness too! Rogaine my girlfriend rogaine) and most of my curved are still in place. Ive been on T-gel for 2 years (well, 1yr 11 months yanno) but my dicks like an inch long.

Best i can tell you is to look at the men in your family, because those are the genes you got (unless yoire adopted i cant speak on that) and maybe see about a little bit of T for the fun of it

[zipmode]

huh? wuh? huh?

(Hariet belongs to @kupadraws ^_^ )