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beatcroc · 1 year ago

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there's no way the bathroom at peppino's pizza is actually that big but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . hey ummm anyway.... i care them...... anyway there's a lil ramble on my take on fake pep's like psyche or whatever in tags on the og post if ur into that kinda thing :y

hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette] [peppino]<- u are here [gustavo] [gerome] [noisette again]

#ramble after realtags yeag. shoutout to serrangelic btw suggesting the silhouettes thing bc i would have Died otherwise #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #gustavo and brick #arting #pizzaposting #so anyway i think fake peppino has like. a general awareness that he is supposed to Be Peppino and that he was Made to do that #and likewise he does generally try to...do that. the thing he does NOT realize is hes like really goddamn bad at it #not to be mean but like...c'mon. they are pretty distinctly different kinds of guys even beyond the physiology yknow.#he's neither on-brand nor fooling anyone dsjdsjjkgfsd. BUT!#since the rest of the cast generally likes him [at least as I play it] he thinks hes doing just fine #he's like 'oh they r happy with me so i must be getting a good grade in being peppino :)'#so getting told that 'yeah you actually really suck at that but that was never the reason people liked you'#and told that by og model peppino no less--yknow THE guy he's supposed to be living up to #who's already a bit intimidating for that and who ALSO totally wrecked him TWICE in the tower #making him acutely familiar with just how formidable the guy is and how much there IS to live up to....#it's a Moment for sure. not really a sad or hurt one though. just... contemplative.#thinking abt people liking him for being the guy he's already naturally been being even though that guy is Not Peppino #i don't think he's gonna be super broken up about realizing he has a bad grade in peppino given everything else hes got now #nor do i really think he cares enough to go like reinvent himself or whatever after the fact #he seems to b pretty clearly having fun with it already so i think he just keeps doing that #and in some cases he still has the pre-installed peppino traits/instincts like to cooka da pizza. and that's fine #is this projection. yes. but if youve been following me awhile you know most of my character writing is ghdhfdgf #gonna kinda expand on all this in the gerome one which is...one after next. itll be a bit but man.#anyway peppino will never admit to anyone and especially not himself that he's gotten a little attached to the guy. hee hoo #pep tends to be kinda surly but he certainly has his ways of showing he cares. all of which are on display here #''that thing is not my son'' says man currently watching thing's antics with the 'bemused dad' arms crossed pose. yeah ok buddy.#gus is totally onto him already but hes not gonna say anything.#if u read all this ur prize is not having to go decode fp's rot13. his lines are ''meant to be you...?'' and ''wrong question.''

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cupiidzbow · 7 months ago

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I inadvertently starting f/oing chef kawasaki he’s literally never a done a good thing in his life and he’s not above cooking children a kinda need him

#my sonas already a mermaid so it’s funny to imagine scenarios where I get extremely nervous when he cooks fish 😭😭#( no ones knows I’m a mermaid bc I have a necklace that gives me legs so he’s not doing it on purpose I promise 😭😭)#he likes cooking me food that fucking sucks but he puts so much love in it I can’t be mad #added thing cause like . No one knows I’m a mermaid so it’s like. why does he so much salty foods….why does he like shrimp cocktail so much #why is he always so goddamn thirsty 🤨🤨🤨#IDK I THINK ITS FUNNY I HAVE A FEE THOUGHTS be he’s such a fucking loser I need him #txt #🧡🧑‍🍳🍳#<- new tag

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quirkle2 · 11 months ago

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do u guys remember this pla au where i shoved mob psycho characters into legend arceus and then in an ask i answered abt it i decided on a whim that ingo would stay in the universe and be teru's mentor. do u guys remember that cuz i do

#qktalks #i forgot to connect their speech bubbles in some places ignore that.it's messy ill mix it #teruki hanazawa #mp100 teruki #ingo #subway boss ingo #pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #no art tag this time im aiming to doodle more and finish them up later but for now im tired </3 #this concept is.fucking hysterical to me #like there's branches i could take to make this au rly unnecessarily painful and i Will take them #but this ? this is staying bc it's rly fucking funny #ingo would Despise the way pre-mob teru thinks abt everything #the guy takes the kid under his wing bc 1) Where Are His Parents and 2) this kid kinda sucks.#let's teach him good morals! uh oh. it's been two years and he hasn't listened to a goddamn thing i've said #teru treats pkmn like tools and doesn't even stop to think abt whether or not they're sentient at all #and ingo values relationships w pkmn above most other things i'd like to think #teru talks about pokemon like he's talking about how much mileage he'll get out of a car. ingo does not like this #but teru . is stubborn and difficult. and it isn't until mob comes along that he actually starts listening #when teru n mob fight it's like he suddenly understands everything ingo has been telling him for ages #and ingo would ADORE mob when he meets him. he'd be so grateful to him for getting teru to see the wonders in pkmn #that means ingo would also have to meet reigen eventually. and god that is hilarious #it's also just rly funny bc even tho this is a crossover the mp100 characters are not isekai'd in #but ingo is. he's just Some Guy from the future. there r mp100 characters here and he is still the outlier.#idk that's just. fuck that's funny #im reaching the 30 tag limit oh no #that hasn't happened in a while . whoops. ok bye <3

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gen-is-gone · 3 months ago

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hrgh every time I think I've come close to forgiving lance fucking parkin I skim the gallifrey chronicles. and then I remember the Horrors.

#listen bc when I read through and play around with AHistory I'm inclined to enjoy and respect his work as a curatative fan historian #but his actual prose writing #it. it beggars belief it truly does it's just atrocious #megan whines into the empty abyss of cyberspace #everyone in the EDA discord who thinks father time is the worst of it oh boy babes the worst is absolutely yet to come #like I get *why* they gave him the last book of the line because he does (mostly) know his lore extremely well #so it kind of makes sense that he'd be picked to wrap up all the myriad loose ends #and also he's well liked and afaik pretty personable unlike some fuckers I could name and didn't spend years burning bridges #but oh my god oh my god literally everything to do with Fitz and Trix is just. awful. terrible.#guy who absolutely does not understand or respect any of the three of that team TARDIS but especially Fitz #also The Thing With Sam #never happened fuck you lance #also given just how many asspats he gives himself over his command of the lore he fucking got Sam's middle name wrong?!#also it's soooo obvious how much he loves Anji because she's a Capitalist GirlbossTM #he really does not grasp her character development or personal arcs but he thinks he's killing it #like she *is* a Capitalist GirlbossTM but that's not all she is but he's not actually interested in her interiority at all #he just enjoys that she's a fiscal conservative #god the fact that trading futures is the literal very next book after Anachrophobia #one of the best books in the series that explicitly calls out Anji's pro-capitalism stance using time-war-for-profit played for utter horro #immediately followed by...almost the exact same premise but Zany RompTM #it's not that capitalists misusing time travel for profit is inherently bad it's just *these guys* who suck #no lesson is learned! then you fucking get to the fucking gallifrey chronicles and Fitz actually deciding that this very same scheme #'wasn't perhaps unethical' just because it's Trix and Anji doing it #like yeah sure Anji and Trix can have a little insider trading. as a treat. but that is literally the definition of unethical lol #the only reason time traveling to acquire stock tips isn't massively illegal is because it's not fucking real like??#of-fucking-course it's unethical you walnut #parkin you smug annoying self-obsessed lore-obsessed pregnancy-obsessed just barely-plausibly deniably not homophobic asshole #I'm avoiding even bringing up the actual beef with TGC because first of all everyone fucking knows but also it's just.#it's such a goddamn shit awful trainwreck #if parkin wasn't a Fitz-hating homophobic coward he would've ended the gallifrey chronicles the same way he ended the dying days. wink.

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anotherpapercut · 1 year ago

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I know several people who like LOVE seasons 5-7 (11th doctors run) and think the storylines and moffats writing are brilliant and I don't get it!!! what am I missing??? why does literally every single episode have the exact same stakes: Rory/Amy/the doctor is dead. forever. so dead. but wait!!! what if they aren't!!! why do so many of the explanations for why they're not actually dead feel so rushed like they were added at the last minute!! why does every single queer character act kind of weird and awkward about being queer!! why does the doctor casually say that women are inferior when no one's around!!! what the fuck!! hello!!!

#why is rory continuously proving himself as the Only Man To Ever Exist only for the characters/narrative to continuously imply hes lesser #amy tries to kiss the doctor?? at her wedding??????#when amy is stuck for 36 years why is she like i forgot how much rory loved me?? GIRL HE WAITED 1000 YEARS FOR YOU???? WHAT????#he is CONSTANTLY the butt of the joke despite being unequivocally without a doubt the best character from this era #what the fuck was up with river being their kid #THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY???? WHAT?? THAT SHIT WAS WEIRD RIGHT???#does anyone else find it annoying that moffat changed the opening theme and the tardis and the sonic and the doctor ALLLL at once #and then retconned the entire storyline the early seasons are based off of??#WHY IS THE DOCTOR SO GODDAMN ANNOYING?? LIKE SO MUCH MORE ANNOYING THAN THE OTHERS #and fucking sexist!!! so sexist!!!#anyone remember the characters who were like 'were the short fat and tall skinny gay men why do we need names' LIKE HUH???????#gay people still have names steven 😭#i feel like im going insane bc i have no one else to talk to abt it until my partner catches up #but you guys still think these seasons kinda suck right? like coming off of martha and DONNA and her AMAZING storyline #these just kinda pale in comparison right??????#the last centurion is probably the last really good plot of that era imo. none of the other plots come close to having an ending that cool #like rivers story couldve been amazing and then it was just uh. kinda weird. a bit confusing IDK #i dont want to be a dick when talking to people and like shit on smth they love but i genuinely have a hard time #finding kind things to say abt a lot of this era #also and this might just be me but i do not like amy and clara v much 😭 theyre so fuckin mean and not even funny #why were martha donna and rose sooooo well written and they all have rich backstories. we know their fuckin families!!#literally its never even fully explained what the fuck happened to amys parents 😩😩 they just move on. the only friend of theirs #ever shown is fucking river??? as a kid??#am i the only one who found all thay confusing

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novelconcepts · 8 months ago

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I’m always a sucker for when a character flaw is a direct foil to a character’s finest trait.

For example: if I see an actor (usually female or nonbinary, though not always), and they absolutely hit the first time out the gate, I will hyperfixate like a motherfucker and devour everything they’ve ever done! A fan for life! I’ll invent reasons to enjoy even their worst work! I’m a champion for this person’s art, goddammit!

But if the first time I saw an actor, he was playing an absolutely DOGSHIT dude—even though I am 5000% aware of and embrace the fact that an actor is Not their character—

Get that man out of my face. Never wanna see him again. Get him ouuuuutta here. I am begging.

#this is my toxic trait and my wife DRAAAAGS me for it constantly #this is my way of saying I stumbled upon another movie starring the man #who played the worst love interest I’ve been forced to watch in ages #and while he was fine. I’m sure he IS fine. he did a fine job performing #I never need to see his face again #sorry sir! so sorry! uhhhhh #me: it doesn’t only happen with men but #my wife: like 98% of the time it does!#me: I’m a goddamn lesbian what do you WANT from me #for the record this doesn’t really happen with villains or antagonists per se #cuz they’re meant to suck #but when the dude is set up like we’re rooting for him/the love story/whatever and he sucks ass? fuck that man. (STOP fucking that man)

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rigginsstreet · 1 year ago

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My mother acts like it’s crazy that me and my brother aren’t friends like there’s a 7 year age difference we have literally zero things in common the only thing tying us together is blood relationship but I’m a horrible person for like not wanting to be up his ass. Sorry but family relation has never equated to a bond to me and maybe that’s a mental thing we need to get checked out but like I’m perfectly fine living my life this way. He’s my brother. It don’t need to go any deeper than that

#we get along in short incriments no I do not want to spend hours on end with him cuz he always does shit that pisses me off #just because you get along with your brothers (one of whom is your twin) doesn’t mean I have to and acting like I’m the only goddamn person #on the planet not close to their sibling #it’s the way she fucking talks down to me and then has the audacity to criticize why I don’t want to be involved with this family #sorry I don’t respond to being constantly ridiculed and judged for literally everything about my personality #suck a dick!

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cephalog0d · 1 year ago

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Me: I'm not going to keep reading Gotham War as it releases, I'll just wait until it's over and just get angry once at the end instead of being angry every week.

Also me: *does not do that, keeps reading the garbage fire, keeps getting angry*

#look it's not like i don't get the point here and it's not even like i can't see BITS of good stuff #like i haven't complained at all about bruce because yeah i get what they're doing and that's fine #SOME of the characters have had MOMENTS of good writing #as long as you ignore the core premise and how fucking stupid it is that any of them are going along with it #and you only care about the main four Batboys and are willing to accept some real up and down writing #and don't care at all about duke or steph or cass since the people writing this CLEARLY don't #everyone who argued that the premise isn't totally terrible because the kids aren't SUPPORTING selina they're just not fighting her #owes me $20 and an apology after Batman 138 explicitly negated that argument #also the timeline continues to be a goddamn mess and everything is contradictions but whatever it's not like it's a giant PLANNED crossover #where you could have figured this stuff out #i want to suckerpunch whoever brought scandal into this what are they doing to my girl i hate this #i dunno man i have a lot of thoughts that boil down to 'this didn't have to suck this bad' and it's a shame that it does #Batkids teaming up against Bruce because he's out of control? I am actually very on board for that! In theory! If it was good!#alas #comics talk #gotham war

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kittlyns · 6 months ago

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I had yet another long, strenuous day yesterday and didn't finish work until super late and then I couldn't fall asleep until well past 2am cuz I was in so much pain from standing literally all day

#what made it worse was the client I spent most of my day with was a brand new client. and she booked super last minute #so I wasnt mentally prepared for doing a 5 hour color. and her natural hair was already pretty light so I had to foil foil foil. go back.#pull out first couple foils. foil foil foil. go back. pull out the next few.#over and over and over.#and her hair was so fucking long. and so fucking thick.#and after the first hour she wouldn't talk. like I like my silence so I don't fight it much #but every now and then I would try to engage with her. I'd say something and she would straight up ignore me. no acknowledgment.#which makes me feel anxious cuz it's like jesus... does she hate me?? did I piss her off somehow?#even when I finished her hair (it looked fucking amazing no lie. one of my best highlights yet.) she had next to no reaction to it #she was like 'it looks fine. I mean good. it's good.' completely deadpan #I laughed it off and was like yeah it's been a long day girl! but it looks amazinggg on you!!#no response. deep inhale. alright.#whatever tho.#when I did finally get off work I stopped @ bojangles cuz I was lightheaded and hadn't eaten since morning #and when I tell you I almost broke down into tears cuz there were so many people crowding the goddamn pickup area.#and so many bizarre conversations going on. genuinely felt like I was in some form of hell #like my feet hurt. my back hurts. I'm tired. I didn't get the validation I like to have over a 5 hour transformative color.#I'm hungry and there are two elderly women blocking the pickup counter. one is hard of hearing so she keeps yelling HUH???#and the other only speaks in soft baby whispers. that goes as well as you can imagine.#there's a man behind me grilling an employee abt whether or not he goes to church. he starts witnessing to him #and the employee says 'I've never thought about it like that before' no less than 4 times.#there's a child in front of me playing tiktoks @ full volume. and this is all happening simultaneously.#I really considered just leaving without my food but I knew I needed to eat and didnt have anything at home so I stuck it out #was it worth it? no. bojangles honestly sucks these days but what's a girl gonna do.#got home and tried to pass out but nope. tossed and turned all night.#put on hot n cold patches to try to soothe the pain a little. didn't work cuz one pain would be eased a bit and another pain would take over #blahhhhhh #and now. I get to do it all over again! yippeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

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the-acid-pear · 7 months ago

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Lights cigar I feel what's truly tragic about Henry and Dave is that even if Henry DID love Dave like Dave thought he did probably nothing much would've changed. Because just loving him wouldn't have changed anything. After all, look at DSaF 2. We didn't meet Henry until 3 so by then we had every reason to believe he did Somewhat care for Dave.

I mean that is honestly part of why I like 2 as much as I do because it really is a story about grief, and the thing about grief is that it doesn't matter if the love was there, it could not save anyone.

#luly talks #dsaf #dsaf dave #dsaf henry #dave miller #henry miller #i do like the turn 3 took with their relationship don't get me wrong but i still think it'd have been cool if Henry was like. actually good #like in the way dave sees him y'know? he still did kill all those people. kinda mean. esp for peter I'll never forget he died on a farfour #suit out of all there were. can you imagine. god i need to replay 3 just so i can salvage that rat goddamn it...#him and toy freddy are my favorite animatronics but i digress #like 3 does do something i hate that is like. the previous games were all about revenge being bad but 3 is about if we kill this guy then #everything is ok 👍 like suddenly violence is the answer bc he sucks that bad at it's like 😕 it's lame and i hate it #like this isn't me going I'd have fixed him I'd have not but I'd have like previously stated tried knocking up that post menopausic man #but y'know.#I'm just rambling now...

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yaoiconnoisseur · 11 months ago

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I’m feeling deeply unhappy with everything and I’m unsure if it’s due to stress or if it’s the depression