#goddamn Tumblr

[crestfallercanyon]

Now I feel obligated to write a lovely ace Thomas thomally fic because damn tumblr kept the tags from the post I mimicked (my mirror speaks) instead of the new tags I wrote down THREE TIMES which implied that my new fic was ace Thomas (which I love writing! I just didn’t explicitly mean to imply that here) 😭

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[paintedcrows]

When asked why they still haven't kicked the bucket after decades: Ford insists he beat Death at chess. Stanley insists he kicked Death's ass in a Denny's parking lot

[hellsitegenetics]

When I followed you earlier today and then realized this blog wasn't even two days old it made me feel like I invested in a startup.

Do you think if you did the lyrics for Fireflies by Owl City, your database would give us fireflies? (Will also accept owls. And there's a line about sheep too).

String identified:

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Closest match: Sepia lycidas genome assembly, chromosome: 36 Common name: Kisslip cuttlefish

[excali8ur]

When you meet your past lives but they're all ignoring you and freaking out over this one guy?

I've seen a few versions of this floating around with the different Leos and I wanted to have a go at doing one for Mikey. They're all collectively realising what a bus sized bullet they dodged by not ending up as messed up as Ronin

[thejumbers]

dan, we can bring him back to life

[lordbanshi]

Depressed but well dressed 🩸

[lochlot]

morgwen study

[gatoiberico]

Twilight Princess is living rent-free in my head after I recently got to play it for the first time, so ofc I had to make something instead of just gushing and screaming about it into the abyss

Prints of this piece are available in my shop! There's also a video that took me way too long to make about how I drew this in which I also rant about cheese and socks... hope y'all enjoy it if u give it a watch!!

[ann-archyy]

The sillies

[bioshocked-astroghost]

i love tumblr to death but holy shit it is so broken it fucks my entire phone up sometimes

I just tried to type in tags on a post and the keyboard feel severely behind to the point where I had to wait for it to finish typing and then the tags were lagging when I added previously made ones and then everything just stopped working and I couldn’t press the home button and then I couldn’t turn the phone OFF which I tried multiple time and then I tried to hold the off button down to hard restart and it WOULDNT DO IT and then eventually the screen turned black and wouldn’t turn back on and then it DID come back on and looked like it had restarted but it still had all my apps open and worked perfectly fine

However. during all this Spotify continued to play perfectly in the background. Yes even while I tried to turn the phone off

Glad to know that even amidst my phone having a panic attack due to tumblr Spotify still goes strong

[hurlyburlytopsyturvy]

when you get engulfed by a space-time anomaly and it forces you into therapy for the greater good

[monakisu]

lawlight toxic yuri i never posted

[elbdot]

Sketched Viktor while rewatching all of Arcane again 😌💖✨

[hiding-under-the-willow]

"Put on the lab coat science boy!" I cheer while half of the fandom is still reeling from the minor skin changes he's already made

[caffichai]

Haze mercilessly dominates Mousse and Liskarm on multiple fronts in the polls

Thanks everyone who participated in the poll!