#god. shaking them in a jar.
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the vampire!AU for them that lives in my head ouuuuhhhhhhhh
somethingsomething vampire!gavus who goes to a late night cafe once and meets this drunken idiot who's trying to sober up and definitely isn't homosexual about him being one of the only kind interactions he's had with a human in ages. squeezing them.
#| rosevine.#| crow&pigeon.#ouhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#i need to sketch the vampire!gavus and modern!eugene (secretly a demon) that live in my head so badly#vampire!gavus going back to that cafe in the hopes he can see said 'idiot' again lying to himself that its for normal reasons#he just wants to make sure hes okay and everything!! no homosexuality here!! (lie)!!!#god. shaking them in a jar.
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my little giantess autistic princess :[ angrboda became one of my top 3 faves in gow norse era i just love her sm shes so relatable eughoroghro,,,,
#god of war ragnarok#god of war#gow fanart#gow#angrboda#gow angrboda#atreus#atreboda#putting her and atreus in a little jar and shaking them violently (affectionate)#gow ragnarok
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this show established that older daniel could never give love to those around him properly. he loses wives and his daughters don't call. he's bitter and mean and tired. except, we're shown that wasn't always true. daniel, the boy with a drug problem and no self-preservation. the boy who went everywhere with a bulky tape recorder because he truly believed everybody was important, everybody had a story. he bonded with vampires, single mothers, and those suffering from aids in a time where nobody else would. he opened people up because he connected with them. he saw them when he didn't even want to see himself. that's why he was fascinating!
and what?? i'm just not supposed to entertain the thought that armand didn't look at that snarky, happy guy with a streak of coldness and fall in love?? that when armand carved himself and his love so deeply out of that boy's mind that he didn't also take daniel's concept of love and compassion out with it?? that if armand could not have daniel, then nobody else would either??
#and so what if i am thinking about how armand tells louis 'that boy we met in Sf is still in there somewhere' too deeply#some of you guys may not like this armand that tortures louis and daniel for their love#but i love this armand who sticks them into jars and shakes them like bugs#interview with the vampire#devil's minion#daniel molloy#armand#actually god thinking about armand finding the coldness in daniel toooooooo
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[ID: gifs from the series "Mysterious Lotus Casebook" showing the characters Fang Duobing and Li Lianhua interacting in chronological order. They show Fang Duobing forcibly taking his pulse, Li Lianhua catching a drunk Fang Duobing before he falls over, Fang Duobing threatening Li Lianhua with Erya when he attempts to stand up, both of them pretending to drink poisoned wine, Li Lianhua grabbing Fang Duobing to force him to eat his soup, Fang Duobing putting a protective arm in front of Li Lianhua, crouched over Li Lianhua after he collapses, pushing Li Lianhua, helping him sit up, and Fang Duobing handing Li Lianhua water in Lotus Tower. /end ID]
#god theyre so funny. shaking their jar is no longer enough im putting both of them in the ultrasonic cleaner.#mysterious lotus casebook#fang duobing#li lianhua#莲花楼#cdramaedit#mlcbedit#lhledit#my gifs#the hair flip in the second one is so fucking funny to me..#also. the way the last gif is the last shot of them side by side.#i really can't believe fang duobing asks li lianhua 'please for once can you not run away' and then he never sees him again.
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Thinking about the Dawnfather. A god of light, a god of harvest, a god of the sun itself. Good but not nice, kind but not soft. Life-giving but also scorching. Protective, warm, and kind, but also stern, harsh, and abrasive. His light can foster growth, can protect and guide, but it can also scorch and burn. The sun is warm and nurturing but don’t stare at it too long, child, it’ll blind you.
Was he always so hard? Did he always hide his face with the harsh light of the sun? Or was there a time when he smiled and laughed, let others see him as he truly was?
Thinking about the Schism. Was the Dawnfather close to the Betrayer Gods before they turned? He must have been, Asmodeus wouldn’t be so hung up on him if he wasn’t. Speaking of Asmodeus, he was once a being of light, like the Dawnfather and the Everlight are now. Were they closer than the others? When the Gods came to Exandria, did they come from the same place or were they scattered, a ragtag group of survivors fleeing from predators seeking to devour them? And if the latter is true, did these three beings of light come from the same place? Siblings, born from the same stuff, forever tied to one another?
If this was the case, then, what was their relationship before the Schism? Did they call each other “Brother” and “Sister”? Did they hold each other when they were scared, dry each other’s tears, laugh and joke and tease and fight and make up because they were siblings and they’d always be together, and they loved each other with every fiber of their being and they only had each other. When Predathos came, when it devoured two of their newfound siblings, did the Dawnfather hold them both and promise them that everything was going to be okay because he was their brother and he was going to protect them, all of them. The gods, mortals, the world itself, they would not be devoured, they would not be destroyed, because he was there and would fight until his very last breath to keep them safe.
Wondering then, was that the moment when Asmodeus truly grew to hate their creations? Seeing his brother and sister and siblings risk their lives just to protect some mewling mortal wretches when they could just leave it all behind and start somewhere new. Was that the moment when he realized that mortals had done something to them, changed them when they were not supposed to change. Why else would they risk being devoured by Predathos, why else would they suffer through war with the Primordials? Why else would they choose them over him!? Was this the moment when he decided to conspire with the Primordials and the other Betrayer Gods? To destroy this world and the mortals on it so they could finally leave. And they would leave, of course, because the Dawnfather was his brother and the Everlight was his sister and the Gods were a family, and at the end of the day, they would always be together, and once the corrupting influence of those mortals was gone, they would surely all see reason.
And when the Dawnfather discovered this betrayal, when all the Prime Deities did, he must have been furious. How could they!? His kin, his brother, who had always been by his side through everything, how could they turn around and destroy their creations, their children. And so he and the other Primes took up arms and fought against their own family to protect this world they had created, and their children who inhabited it. Those battles must have been brutal, bonds of comradery broken, kin clashing against kin, screaming curses as they tore each other apart.
During those final battles of the Schism, when the Dawnfather clashed against Asmodeus, did they scream at each other in rage? A twisted reflection of previous squabbles, different because this time it was real, this time there is no forgiveness, no making up. When the Dawnfather knocked Asmodeus down, crushed his throat under his foot and banished him to the Hells, was he yelling when he disowned him? Or was he quiet when he did it, his voice going into a low growl, deadly calm as he told him that he was not his brother anymore. And moments previously, when the Dawnfather could have easily killed him, did he look into Asmodeus’s eyes and see his brother? Scared and hurt by his hands, hands that once held him and swore to protect him. In that moment, did the Dawnfather realize he couldn’t kill him? Because that was his brother and despite everything, he still loved him, and hurting him brought him more grief and pain than he could ever imagine. So instead, he banished him, locked him and all the other Betrayers away because he and the other Primes couldn’t bring themselves to kill their family, but they also couldn’t let them free.
Was this when the Dawnfather obscured his face? Hardened his heart because otherwise he would break, and he cannot break, because the other gods need him to be strong, because Exandria needs him to be strong. And so he stayed strong, despite the grief, despite the guilt, despite the pain of heartbreak, of hurting the ones he loved to protect the ones he loved. And this hardening must have continued, running himself ragged during Calamity, beating back Tharizdun, protecting Ioun after she almost died, sheltering the Everlight after Asmodeus once again betrayed her, stabbed her in the back and left her broken and weak when all she wanted was to do was get her brother back, to save him from his own wrath. Failure after failure after failure to protect those he cared about, to protect his siblings and mortals and Exandria itself. The guilt of his failures must be overwhelming, and these are his failures: Predathos devoured his siblings under his watch, his siblings betrayed them under his watch, Calamity ravaged Exandria under his watch, and even now, the threat of Predathos has once again returned under his watch.
No wonder he is so harsh now, so controlling now: because every time he has failed in his vigilance the world has suffered for it. He can’t fail again; he can’t lose any more siblings. And so, he continues hardening his heart, continues fighting, because the sun must always rise again in the morning, no matter what.
#did i make my first post a 1000+ word essay about the dawnfather? yes#did i write this instead of doing my work? also yes#would i do it again? absolutely#i have so many thoughts about the gods of exandria#i want to shake them in a jar and examine them under a microscope#it is my foremost belief that pelor has eldest daughter syndrome#like surface pressure from encanto is literally the perfect pelor song tell me im wrong#he is so stressed. all the time#like pelor IS a dick. absolutely#he has definitely done some fucked up shit#but he's not malicious or evil. hes doing what he thinks will protect everyone#he is in desperate need of a nap. a hug. and a therapist#this definitely delves into headcanon territory but i dont care#critical role#cr spoilers#cr meta#cr headcanons#dawnfather#everlight#cr asmodeus#pelor the dawnfather#cr sarenrae#cr gods#shelley's overdramatic character analysis
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Shrub's story is just so inherently tragic I'm obsessed with it, firstly she's a literal *teenager* she is 116, which Shelby said is like a teenager for gnomes, this literal fucking **child** watched the genocide of her entire species, falls into an entirely new dimension, and is immediately put into a position of power because when has putting mentally unstable teenagers in charge ever gone wrong? Then the demon who killed their species shows back up and they find out they helped it get to this new world, her best friend is in love with him and **kidnaps** them. They get kidnapped again and once all that is over she accidentally corrupts another emperor, starts going insane because of the crystal, gets told she's crazy by literally everyone, exiles herself, and then comes back to this world being destroyed.
Also the fact that she calls Lady Sun (her dire wolf) Mother Wolf, like she is a literal child who had to see her parents die.
All of that said yeah I'm normal about her
#shrub berry#shubble#shelby grace#i'm so normal about this#rotating them in my mind#shaking them in a jar rn#she's so traumatized oh my god#i love them
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can you even imagine falling like i did?
#no fucking way. me ? posting here again ??? hi#god imffuckigngkdnkff ROWANNNN loves u#shakes them puts them in a jar#im soo tired. i havent drawn for myself in so long and im an art student . this is a warm up before more assignments return ig#so i dont yk go insane .#rowan my angel theyr beautiful perfect spectacular blinding admiraeble wodnerufl magnificicent. kisses them my baby#they deserve all the goo d things#also peek their massive scar from y6ch18 :) it looks like tree roots growing from somewhere over their heart where the curse hit them#god what were the tags i used ummm#rowan khanna#rowan x mc#well no mc is specified here but we all know someones being a lesbian#hphm#harry potter hogwarts mystery#fanart#mine#UPDATE mc specified its adel check the link out#adel young#rowan x adel
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thinking about Them (john doe and arthur lester from malevolent)
#my favorite doomed qpr#they Are goals to me#they have it all#and more#and worse#not romantic not quite friends but a third more evil thing#they are best buddies and they are in complete and utter devotion to one another#they haven’t even known each other for a year at this point in canon#they make me insane#the intimacy of sharing a mind#the intimacy of arthur trusting john with his human life and body#the intimacy of john trusting arthur with his raw and developing human soul#their relationship is reciprocal and twisted and god they have everything wrong with them#but i love them#shaking them around in my little observation jar#queerplatonic jarthur#save me#save me queerplatonic jarthur#malevolent podcast#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe#malevolent john#aromantic arthur lester#queerplatonic relationship#qpr
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you ever just think about some characters a little too much and-
#I'm never going to not be unwell about them#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH#just. fuckin. let them be happy. please.#seiakimon#GOD. THEM.#THE FUCKING SQUBBLIES#MY PATHETIC LITTLE ABOMINATIONS#girlboss and her malewives#UGH I WANT TO SQUEEZE THEM LIKE STRESS BALLS#I NEED THEM IN A JAR FOR ME TO SHAKE#PLEASE#ok I'm done now i think#i'm gonna go draw them and implode some more
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*Kick down door*
Mushroom!!!! The trailer just drop it’s so dorky and cool
WE SEEN!!! THEYRE FUCKIN NERDS ABSOLUTE CRINGE FAIL LOSERS THEYRE UGLY LOOKING AND IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENS TO THEM WE ARE BLOWING UP THIS GOD FORSAKEN PLANET
#WE LOVE THEM SO MUCH#OH TO GRAB THEM AND SHAKE THEM IN A JAR#SOBBING#THEY WERENT KIDDING THESE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES REALLY ARE TEENAGERS#CHILDREN!!!!!!!!#i swear on everything we'll bite the face off any tcester that comes in a 50 food radius of them on god#/hj#wood wide web
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OH MY GOD JUNIOR SIGHTING!! YIPPEE JUNIOR MENTION!!
#and also the locus betrayal#which is a whole nother thing#felixs biggest fear being locus? everyone hiding that from him except Santa?? sobbing#the whole “only one of you cant live without the other” and wanting to keep him injured so hes docile?? SOBBING#he loved felix so much#his memory in the teleporter revolved around him even#and the whole time he was felixs biggest fear#godddd#and the admition hes a monster but he can say it with remorse and felix says it with pride??#kill me now oh my gkd#theyre so doomed yaoi as ive seen a thousand people say i love and hate them so hard#i need to put them in jars and shake them very hard#I also love Doc but im rambling about locus and felix right now not doc sorry#OH MY GOD I LOVE LOCUS AND FELIXS DYNAMICS#also filss being insane and hating the chairman just as much?? gorgeous#“hes so. bald.” thank yoy for the inlut Caboose 🫶#hes silly i like him#anyways going insane almost done with the season#rvb#red vs blue
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DONT go into the comments section of a critical role episode. no not even one that you really really liked. worst mistake of my god damn life
#IF KEYLETH WASNT FUCKING THERE TO PUSH BACK AGAINST PERCY WE WOULDNT GETTT HIS SPEECH ABOUT LEGACY#YOU ALL ARE SO GOD DAMN STUPID MY GODDDDDDDDDD#IM PUTTING PERCY UP ON THE SHELF UNTIL YOU ALL CAN BE NICE TO HIS QPP GOD BLESS#shakes keyleth and percy around in a jar these little guys can fit so much brain damage in them#they are so different and dont see eye to eye bc of that sometimes but that is th point!#they can learn and grow as people bc of it!#WISH you guys would stop hating female characters for being complex and emotional and sometimes wrong abt things so u can see that!#on a rp level as well taliesin's character decisions would not hit nearly as hard if he had no one to play off of!#ARGHGHHGGHGHHG i hate cr fans leave my little guys alone#cr#cr1
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ya’ll WISH you were me rn
#they are really cute frfr#he got pretty ass hair too#and beautiful eyes#got me gigglin and kickin my feet on GOD#silly post#putting my feelings in a jar and shaking them like a maniac bc idk how to be normal about shit
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These silly little pirates make me more autistic by the second
#ofmd#our flag meets death#silly little pirates you give me autism#hyperfixating isn’t enough I need to shake them in a jar#please god help me but also I’m so happy
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fantasies come true from avenue q *vine boom* *baby crying* *screaming into pillow* *sobbing* *vine boom* *vine boom* *crying* *incoherent yelling* *vine boom*
#I LOVE THIS SONG SO GOD DAMN MUCH OKAY#i wouldn't even say it's like. the best song in the musical i think it that has to go to For Now#BUT THIS SONG MAKES ME FEEL THINGS AUGH#ROD AVENUE Q KATE MONSTER AVENUE Q SHAKES THEM VIOLENTLY IN A LITTLE GLASS JAR#sorry i'm normal about this musical i promise#fish.txt#personal avenue q tag
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i don't care if dsmp is cringe and problematic being a clingy duo stan in 2020 Shaped Me
#kelsey.txt#i haven't touched the dsmp with a ten foot pole in years and i refuse to#but BY GOD if pogtopia v manburg era did not make me insane. i need to like oc-ify them and keep them in a jar that i can shake sometimes#......manberg??? which one is it. it's spelled manburg in my heart ok#i think i stopped watching after the pogtopia and manburg stuff ended. they peaked there its all i care about im SORRY#im SORRY for being RIGHT
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