#god what a podcast

[themagnusaghchives]

I see you have finished the podcast. I would like to redact my offer on the murder. Your trauma is feeding the eye quite nicely.

-E. Bouchard

This is the best way to use the anonymous feature of tumblr asks. And in response I say

UNO REVERSE MOTHERFUCKER!!

[petulant-poet]

Deviser is such a podcast it’s crazyinsane like. How do I ONCE AGAIN deal with an ending where everyone will die either way??

Like, no matter what decision Son made, the entirety of this false humanity was gonna die anyway! Son breaking the cooling systems and wiping the false humanity all out in one fell swoop could almost be like a mercy, because if he let Dad continue, then all these test subjects would continue trying and failing for what could’ve been the rest of eternity. The only difference was whose hands their blood would be on. I love insurmountable decisions with no good outcome! Aren’t they just the coolest???

[mangozic]

archivist be upon ye

[zivikel]

Oh dear my gorgeous babies, I’m so happy they got the happiest possible ending they deserved 💜💜💜

I am so not empty inside

[saragrosie]

As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings

[murderandcoffee]

SAMAMA KHALID YOU ARE NOT IN THE RIGHT GENRE TO BE FUCKING AROUND AND FINDING OUT!!!!!

[mikonez]

no one look at me I had a difficult day alright

[liliavalley]

malevolent episode 43 ending, visualized

[sunnibits]

some people really need to learn how to knock

[shitpostingkats]

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When I tell you I fucking sobbed my eyes out.

[chonideno]

literally where can the zelda franchise go after totk. this is it. we've reached it. the pinnacle of video game entertainment. the whole dev team should just pack their stuff and enjoy a long and comfortable retirement. whoever decides their team has to follow-up on that with the next zelda game should answer for their crimes at the hague. what the fuck. I haven't even beat the game yet but what the fuck.

and how are AAA video game devs everywhere not losing their minds. how the hell did nintendo do any of that? and on that console?? you mean to tell me I can stack 15 differently shaped objects on top of each other and they don't vibrate violently into the skybox?? you mean to tell me the physics engine gladly accepts whatever I throw at it and holds it all together without dropping a frame while running on a machine that was outclassed two generations ago??? this is not witchcraft it's a grandiose demonstration of mastery over every aspect of game development that casts an immense shadow over every other AAA studio. fuck. fuck!!!!

everything about this game is crazy to me. the visuals are crazy. the soudtrack is crazy. the complexity of all systems and how they interact is crazy. the sheer amount of non-repeating content, NPCs, quests, dialogue, puzzles, environment variety - all crazy to me. every time I boot up this game I am humbled by the monumental effort and obvious love that went into every facet of the resulting experience. no cut corners anywhere. mirror-perfect chrome polish.

it's so rare we get something like that, in any field. I'd understand if nintendo never made a zelda game ever again because how do you follow that. god I hope everyone who worked on this game got the fattest check and the sloppiest head. I'm so happy I get to live in shigeru miyamoto's world

[beetlerings]

Little Rand doodle after like a week of not drawing , might color it digitally idkkk

[gobstoppr]

Tetris Fanart.

I've been playing tetris while listening to horror podcasts. and yeah

[sentientsky]

hello harlan how does it feel to hold my still-beating heart in your hands

[cream-and-tea]

s.silt. berses. they sure were. those.

[wh1msii]

just found out that UC Berkeley is having both a class about TMA and a class about Malevolent through their Decal Program right now I am actually going to lose it I am so jealous