#god this is stupid

[jadedchainsaw]

Based on another convo I had with @itisscar lmao

[mister13eyond]

the great thing about the mouthwashing crew being coworkers is it makes it really funny to just stick them in Another minimum wage job for stupid aus that make me laugh. anyways the tulpar crew but they work at trader joe's.

[trek-tracks]

Crandalf. Is this anything

[lavandulawrites]

I chose Sunday

When he was a kid, he and Robin stayed in their friend’s house. When Sunday was showering, he sung so loudly that the whole house heard it. Sunday didn’t want to ruin his reputation so he blamed it on the radio that was connected to the various speakers in the house. The family then had to remove the entire thing as they thought it malfunctioned (because Sunday would of course never lie). The whole radio/ speaker system was extremely expensive and cost the family a great amount of money. To this day Sunday has nightmares about the whole incident. Sometimes in his sleep he still hears the solo that almost ruined his reputation (it wouldn’t ruin anything, but he doesn’t want to realise that).

Give me a character and I will give you a random headcanon.

[b1g-sh0t-s4lsmn-1997]

I always liked to imagine Spamton's angels were self-soothing apparitions he unwittingly created to cope with loneliness. They would spontaneously pop up whenever he was feeling down or hurt, giving him little healing head pats, companionship, and a reminder of the potential he believed he could achieve, as his subconscious manifested them in the form of his idealized higher self.

Then I thought too far into it. What if he interpreted their angelic forms as sign of the divine favoring him, a tangible manifestation of his destiny, not knowing/not wanting to believe they were a byproduct of a coping mechanism?

Post-NEO incident, in an AU where Kris just kinda... leaves Spamton to his own devices in Castle Town for some reason, Spamton notices his angels stopped appearing. This isn’t just a random coincidence; it’s a direct result of NEO – the moment that shattered his dream of transcendence.

He starts to reevaluate every aspect of their nature. While angels had been a constant presence in his life, offering him comfort and support, they had also been a constant reminder of his limitations as a Darkner. They had been a symbol of the Light World, a world that he now knows he can never truly be a part of. So now he's left wondering: had they ever been more than a test to see if he was willing to sacrifice everything for a chance at something that was never meant to be his?

The truth is while they were born from his loneliness and desire for companionship, they were also ultimately tied to his grand ambition, and when that ambition was crushed, when the illusion of divine favor was shattered, so too were the angels. Without that dream, there's nothing left for his subconscious to project.

[mathyna]

My Tav being an idiot as always

[theseventhtrumpet]

Dear Zailyn,

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I need to know.

If a woodchuck chuck could chuck would it would chuck 100 billion woods.

[pineapplecrispy]

People are tearing Noah schnapp apart over a pro-Israel video

You guys have a lot of energy. why don’t you direct it at your fucking governments that are the real villains.

He’s a 18 year old actor what the fuck is he gonna do?

Go to the streets and tell at your politicians demand change not “healthy representation”

Tweeting is not gonna change anything you are creating content specifically to distract yourselves from the main problem

[art-for-whatever]

Update: I did it

Anyway my writing under the cut and some minor stuff

D. Crescendo: “Damn bitch, you live like this?”

Trollzart: (Hasn’t slept in 2 weeks)

I imagine Trollzart has a stupid grin he keeps on all the time. Like. The only time it’s ever off is when he’s being genuine/stern about something

Trollzart also takes off his wig sometimes….let his hair breathe/j

[suppenzeit]

dragon age 2 if it was WOKE

SeBIstian

GAYrver

BIthany

HAWKE

VARRIC

ISABELA

ANDERS

MERRILL

FENRIS

[littleguy-scuffle]

Little Guys Tournament!!!

Do you have an animal or plant that you look at and can only describe it as a "Little Guy"? I sure do! That's why I created this tournament so that your Little Guys can fight to see who's the best Little Guy!!

Submission Rules!!!!!

-Please no fictional characters or real people (I may allow a few but don't count on it) please only submit real animals or plants (perhaps an object or two)

-Extinct plants and animals are allowed (I won't be mad if you submit a dodo just sayin')

-Big guys are allowed too!!! As long as you feel it can be described as a Little Guy/ Little Dude

-Along with that, gender doesn't matter either!

-Please be civil, I've heard of tournament blogs getting a lot of hate over stupid things, just be kind, this is all just fun and games I don't want anyone hurt

-Please if possible send a link with a picture that you would like me to use in the polls in the spot on the submission form

-Propaganda is allowed! Tell me all about you little guys and why they should win!

-You can submit as many different Little Guys as you want but please only submit one of each Little Guy so I don't get bombarded with the same ones (don't worry if they won't get in it won't be about how many submissions it has)

-I do encourage you to do research on ones you find cool! One main point of this is to learn about lots of nature's Little Guys and how funky they are!

-Have fun!! This isn't meant to be serious this was just a stupid idea of mine, don't take it too seriously!

(Run by admin of @weird-amazon-fight and @artsupplies-battle )

(Submissions now closed)

[arklaycomplex-archived]

the mom who lawed up

[embarressment-erradicated]

[electriccenturies]

they're renaming tuna to threena because of inflation

is this something

[asillyartist]

Muzy or something I don't know this is for the silly

[nburkhardt]

SURVIVOR PLEASE STOP SHOVING DEE AND AUSTIN DOWN MY FUCKING THROAT