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jadedchainsaw · 8 months ago
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Based on another convo I had with @itisscar lmao
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mister13eyond · 1 month ago
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the great thing about the mouthwashing crew being coworkers is it makes it really funny to just stick them in Another minimum wage job for stupid aus that make me laugh. anyways the tulpar crew but they work at trader joe's.
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trek-tracks · 3 months ago
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Crandalf. Is this anything
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b1g-sh0t-s4lsmn-1997 · 5 days ago
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I always liked to imagine Spamton's angels were self-soothing apparitions he unwittingly created to cope with loneliness. They would spontaneously pop up whenever he was feeling down or hurt, giving him little healing head pats, companionship, and a reminder of the potential he believed he could achieve, as his subconscious manifested them in the form of his idealized higher self.
Then I thought too far into it. What if he interpreted their angelic forms as sign of the divine favoring him, a tangible manifestation of his destiny, not knowing/not wanting to believe they were a byproduct of a coping mechanism?
Post-NEO incident, in an AU where Kris just kinda... leaves Spamton to his own devices in Castle Town for some reason, Spamton notices his angels stopped appearing. This isn’t just a random coincidence; it’s a direct result of NEO – the moment that shattered his dream of transcendence.
He starts to reevaluate every aspect of their nature. While angels had been a constant presence in his life, offering him comfort and support, they had also been a constant reminder of his limitations as a Darkner. They had been a symbol of the Light World, a world that he now knows he can never truly be a part of. So now he's left wondering: had they ever been more than a test to see if he was willing to sacrifice everything for a chance at something that was never meant to be his?
The truth is while they were born from his loneliness and desire for companionship, they were also ultimately tied to his grand ambition, and when that ambition was crushed, when the illusion of divine favor was shattered, so too were the angels. Without that dream, there's nothing left for his subconscious to project.
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mathyna · 7 months ago
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My Tav being an idiot as always
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pineapplecrispy · 1 year ago
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People are tearing Noah schnapp apart over a pro-Israel video
You guys have a lot of energy. why don’t you direct it at your fucking governments that are the real villains.
He’s a 18 year old actor what the fuck is he gonna do?
Go to the streets and tell at your politicians demand change not “healthy representation”
Tweeting is not gonna change anything you are creating content specifically to distract yourselves from the main problem
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suppenzeit · 3 months ago
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dragon age 2 if it was WOKE
SeBIstian
GAYrver
BIthany
HAWKE
VARRIC
ISABELA
ANDERS
MERRILL
FENRIS
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littleguy-scuffle · 2 years ago
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Little Guys Tournament!!!
Do you have an animal or plant that you look at and can only describe it as a "Little Guy"? I sure do! That's why I created this tournament so that your Little Guys can fight to see who's the best Little Guy!!
Submission Rules!!!!!
-Please no fictional characters or real people (I may allow a few but don't count on it) please only submit real animals or plants (perhaps an object or two)
-Extinct plants and animals are allowed (I won't be mad if you submit a dodo just sayin')
-Big guys are allowed too!!! As long as you feel it can be described as a Little Guy/ Little Dude
-Along with that, gender doesn't matter either!
-Please be civil, I've heard of tournament blogs getting a lot of hate over stupid things, just be kind, this is all just fun and games I don't want anyone hurt
-Please if possible send a link with a picture that you would like me to use in the polls in the spot on the submission form
-Propaganda is allowed! Tell me all about you little guys and why they should win!
-You can submit as many different Little Guys as you want but please only submit one of each Little Guy so I don't get bombarded with the same ones (don't worry if they won't get in it won't be about how many submissions it has)
-I do encourage you to do research on ones you find cool! One main point of this is to learn about lots of nature's Little Guys and how funky they are!
-Have fun!! This isn't meant to be serious this was just a stupid idea of mine, don't take it too seriously!
(Run by admin of @weird-amazon-fight and @artsupplies-battle )
(Submissions now closed)
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arklaycomplex-archived · 9 months ago
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the mom who lawed up
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embarressment-erradicated · 5 months ago
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electriccenturies · 1 year ago
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they're renaming tuna to threena because of inflation
is this something
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nburkhardt · 1 year ago
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SURVIVOR PLEASE STOP SHOVING DEE AND AUSTIN DOWN MY FUCKING THROAT
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smytherines · 2 months ago
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My partner is trying to get me invested in the WWE ppv by telling me which wrestler is Curt and which one is Owen
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asillyartist · 9 months ago
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Muzy or something I don't know this is for the silly
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corvushaze · 2 months ago
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gods most cursed blunt rotation (featuring my gravity falls oc)
version 2:
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im-a-sentient-magic-carpet · 3 months ago
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my gnashing teeth will masticate the bones from your flesh babygirl
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