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abnormal physical desire: i just need to grab a pair of hips and fuck away

normal physical desire: i am a rabbit that needs to be poisoned

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The Smash Bros. cast swapping anecdotes about their various evil doppelgangers and Mario getting into an argument about whether Wario counts.

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yeah yeah girlcock this girlcock that, but are you sitting next to her on the couch when you dont want to fuck her? are you holding her in platonic comfort when shes sad? are you grabbing her by the wrist at the function so she doesnt get separated from the rest of the girls? are you helping her zip up her dress? is she invited to girls night?

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"it wouldnt fit in with the character of the neighborhood." yeah, cause the character of your neighborhood sucks, whereas the character of my proposed structure is awesome.

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pjackk ruukoto.

send post.

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renaissance faires were invented to provide another excuse for people not to wear bras and honestly god bless

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Bastard tumblr blog: before you go outside to pokemon go, do not forget to uwu and stay safe okay!!!!!!! Fuck you

Me: wadda hell…….. ….bulnosaur

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artists are a pretentious bunch arent we

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Speaking of geoguessr, here's the funniest things I ever saw ingame

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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

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incredibly funny that the dunkin donuts colors are the lesbian flag colors bc you get random boston sports fans making posts like this

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Girl no one cares about that pizza recipe 😭

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