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It's gonna take a lot to keep me away from you
The glistening Colorado summer sun brought a lot of unwanted heat to Vance's shitty Datsun 620. It was passed on from his dad, and barely functioned as a car. But fuck it, it got Vance around without him having to walk to and from school in the heat, and it made a good hangout spot when he needed to get away from home.
It also didn't help that the air conditioning wasn't in the best shape. By now, Vance had shed the jean vest he had on, which didn't exactly make much of a difference, leaving him in his wife beater and jeans.
Bruce sat in the passenger seat, his seat fully reclined and a shared joint pinched between his fingers. He was staring at the ceiling of the car, which had a hole in the fabric, probably from Vance's rampant road rage.
"This town is shit." Bruce mumbled as he passed the joint back to the blonde. Vance was almost surprised at the language, he rarely heard Bruce swear. In fact, he was surprised the first time when Bruce asked if he could smoke with Vance. He never took Bruce for a smoker in any sense. But Vance was happy to oblige, if it meant he got to spend more time with the pretty base ball player.
"Yeah... it is. But what can you do? Life's a bitch and then you die. Just how shit works out for us you know. We can't help the cards we were dealt." Vance shrugged, reclining his seat a bit as well so that he and Bruce were at the same level.
Bruce gasped. "No. Screw that! I'm getting out of here. I've got senior year and then I'm gone. I don't know where I'm going to go... I have a few colleges reaching out to me. I'll probably take up a scholarship, and just... get out of here." Bruce let out an exasperated sigh, closing his eyes for a moment as he relaxed his face. "Sorry to get all serious."
Vance didnt know Bruce hated it so much. He was fully convinced Bruce was comfortable with all the praise, all the ogling over him because he was just the perfect boy. Straight A's, athletic, friends, dozens of girls swooning for him. What more could Bruce possibly want?
Vance found himself staring at the boy adjacent to him, and thanked the heat for the natural redness it brought to his face, so that no one could tell the difference.
"What about you?" Bruce turned to Vance, and the blonde was brought out of his spaced out thoughts.
"What about me?" Vance reflected the question, quirking an eyebrow as Bruce nodded.
"Yeah. What are you gonna do when you graduate?"
Vance paused. In all honesty, he didn't know what he would do. "Well... I suppose I'll just keep working at the mechanic until I can raise enough to move out. Then maybe I'll go to community College, work some more, and die. Like everyone else in this sorry town. You have potential, Bruce. Don't let that go."
The bleak outlook surprised Bruce. Although, he wasn't sure what much else he had expected. So, he chuckled. He chuckled at the absurdity of it all, that they were just stuck here. That they were destined to fail. "You've been spending your whole life being told that you're going to fail that you really believe it. Vance, there's so much more out there. Maybe I'll take you with me to college. I can pack you up in my suitcase and you can live in my dorm. And then you can go to college." Bruce chuckled at the thought, reaching out a hand to brush Vance's hair out of his face.
Perhaps it was the heat, or the weed, but Bruce swore Vance's eyes flickered to Bruce's lips, just for a brief moment.
"That would be nice. Then you could sneak me out to all the parties, and I get all of the college experience except for all the boring shit like classes and stuff." Vance cracked a smile, and God Bruce loved his smile. Bruce loved everything about him.
"You're beautiful, Vance." Fuck. Bruce. He seriously just said that. He wanted to blame it on his cloudy brain, but he had never been more clear-headed in his life.
Vance stared at Bruce for a moment. "What?" Vance's tone came of brash at first, but his face gave him away. His eyes were wide and his entire face seemed to be flushed with heat. Bruce worried for a moment that he had fucked up and ruined it all. But he couldn't back down now. He's gone to far.
"Vance Hopper, you are the most beautiful thing in the world." The soft hum of the radio played in the background, a familiar song to Bruce, and it comforted him in a way. Despite his rapidly beating heart, he could clearly articulate his thoughts.
Vance simply stared, dumbfounded. He was... completely clueless if he was honest to Bruce's feelings. He knew he liked Bruce. He knew Bruce was beautiful and attractive and a sweet boy, everything Vance wasn't.
Bruce's hand rated against Vance's cheek. His hands were warm, mildly uncomfortable, but he didn't protest. He wanted Bruce to hold him. The two boys simply stared at eachother, Vance's mouth agape slightly.
"Just kiss me already, pretty boy." Vance murmured, and Bruce didn't need to be told twice.
Bruce propped himself up, pulling Vance closer to him, clashing their lips together. Kissing Vance was like nothing he had ever imagined. It was warm and comforting, but it was cool like a refreshing breeze on a hot day. Vance tasted of cigarettes and mint. Bruce didn't expect anything more. He pressed himself as close as possible to Vance, their noses bumping into each other.
Vance did the same, propping himself up. God, he couldn't count how long he had waited for this. He had wanted to kiss Bruce for so long, and he finally did. Vance's head clouded with bliss as hands found place on Bruce's waist.
Their kiss was interrupted as the sound of the trucks engine sputtering caused Vance to pull away.
"Shit!" He muttered, sitting up and turning the keys a few times. Bruce sat up a few seconds afterwards, brows furrowed.
Vance let out a frustrated sigh, trying his best to not start punching shit like he usually did when the car broke down. Bruce noticed the obvious distress Vance was in, and he placed a hand on Vance's forearm. Vance relaxed under the touch, letting out another sigh, his tense shoulders relaxing.
Bruce gave Vance a gentle smile, and Vance cracked a half-smile back. Gently, Bruce pulled Vance closer to him, holding his face im his hands again. "We can worry about the truck in a minute, it'll be fine." Bruce hummed, tucking some of Vance's hair behind his ear.
Vance nodded and leaned closer again, falling back into the rthym of their kiss. When the two finally pulled away, Vance was smiling. It was the first genuine smile he had in awhile. Bruce loved the look of it. He loved everything about Vance, but he had to say that his smile was at the top of his list.
"I really like you, Bruce." The confession fell from Vances mouth with a cautious undertone, as if they hadn't just kissed.
Bruce chuckled, his cheeks reddening even more if that were even possible. "I like you too, pretty boy."
#the black phone#vance hopper#brance#bruce x vance#bruce yamada#lightly influenced by my post about them listening to Africa during their first kiss#god the brainrot is consuming me
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GOD'S OWN COUNTRY 2017 | dir. Francis Lee
#god's own country#filmedit#josh o'connor#alec secareanu#dailyflicks#cinemapix#fyeahmovies#filmgifs#*#*ayo edebiri voice* i've been invested since god's own country#let me post this before the iwtv brainrot consumes my photoshop again
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dean gets pranked 4k no censors
based on that trend which crawled out of the dreaded clock app that wouldn’t leave my head
[as per the usual, click for better quality]
here’s the unseparated version of the first page. if that interests you.
#supernatural#dean winchester#sam winchester#castiel#destiel#this might only be funny to me 💀#but that’s okay i’m my own target audience#what if i said this was mainly for practice in making comics#i would be lying actually the brainrot consumes#but i really am trying to improve#also sam is hard to draw good god#digital art#fanart#comic
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damn this hyperfixation got HANDS (and claws and fangs to boot)
#poolverine#baby's first smut 🫣😳🫠🤫#(cropped the smut part out because this ain't twitter - thank god)#anyway here ya go I guess idk what I'm doing anymore#letting the poolverine brainrot fully consume me#gimme the peat boys and free my soul#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool#deadclaws#wade wilson#logan howlett#anyway yeah they are freaky freaks freaking it up#also continuing the logan fangs + pointy ears agenda
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it was an urge
#omori#omori game#omori sunny#omori fanart#omori kel#omori suntan#theyre so in love#indie games#suntan omori#sunny omori#god dammit#The brainrot consumes#please save me
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IM BACK ON MY DESTINY WINGS BRAINROT AGAIN PLEASE SEND HELP
I’ve had the idea of yw gaining wings after the events of tfs for a while now and i FINALLY drew out the design of how i think they’d look (feat. my own oc)
They’d definitely be a mix of both light and dark elements (the white feathers have an almost pearl like sheen)
I got this idea after all of the cutscenes with the Traveller being depicted as a bird
Also the reason I added ear wings was because ✨Ghost hugs✨
#IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN OH MY GOD#please help me i am being consumed by tfs brainrot again#i cannot afford this less than 2 weeks before exams help😭#anyways speaking of i will be less active throughout november#academic victim era#destiny 2#destiny#destiny the game#the final shape#destiny fanart#destiny 2 fanart#raillue’s sketchbook#destiny oc#the young wolf#the young wolf destiny#also no i have not forgotten about my winged crow au#i have plans#trust
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TRYING TO DECIDE HOW TO DRAW @ryliith ‘s YUMMY TASTIC FARMER ATLAS so it’s atlas dump time. sorry not sorry !
#u know the brainrot is bad when I draw them in winter gear#one of these days I’ll color u atlas.. one of these days ..#literally I have been consumed by the biggest atlas brainrot of all time rn right before going to bed so I had to get it out of my system#his extended god family is filled to the brim w so many shenanigans I literally cannot handle it#anyway. crowing atlas’s name into the night. sadly and softly. im thinking abt u boo#his design continues to evade me. I feel like I can’t do him justice yet. dw I will practice 😋 the most delish hw of all time#farmer atlas#sdv farmer#farmer kendall#sdv shane#sdv#stardew valley#sdv fanart#stardew valley fanart
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Taking a break from making animation for the au = making an animation for the same ship but now its a shit post so its different
#i just want to point out that the file size is 69mb heeheheheheh#heheeheh funny number#I didnt mean to give narancia that much gyatt but it fits the video anyways#the brainrot has consumed me#i feel like i cant think thoughts anymore i said what the sigma at least 50 times yesterday#god save me#jjba#jojos bizarre adventure#jojos bizzare adventure golden wind#jojos bizzare adventure vento aureo#jjba fugo#jojos bizzare adventure fanart#art#jjba fanart#jjba narancia#fugonara#jjba shitpost
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having a strong hyperfixation on dan and phil in the year 2025 is so interesting bc my brain is having the normal hyperfix urge to learn as much as i can abt them and gather new information and i have to sit down and be like girl youve been here basically ten years at this point you know everything theres not anything new for you to learn
#like the hyperfixation has been there the whole time i promise like it hasn’t left me once in this past decade#but when it flares up particularly strongly is when i struggle bc theres nothing to feed the adhd#ofc it’s not as bad at the moment bc of tour thank god and lots of new videos#and theres so much backlog to watch like there are things for me to consume!!!#but that feral indulgent hyperfixation learning mode your brain goes into when you get hooked on a brand new thing for the first time#and you can go down the rabbit hole for weeks watching and reading new things and never running out of content#yeah thats nottttt going to happen with dan and phil that ship has LONGGG sailed#i suppose this is a recurring theme across ppl in all long term fandoms but i’m really feeling it atm#want to go back and watch all their old stuff to placate myself but i dont think i could emotionally survive that#bc id be watching videos of them at my age and then i’ll crash out so bad you’ll never hear from me again#god the dnp brainrot is evil rn#SOOOOOOOO BAD!!!! SO BAD!!!! so bad…..#dan and phil#happy birthday phil u mean so much to me… my favourite 38 year old man#dnp#tilda rambling
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i'm sorry i can already imagine the magnus protocol fics in the future. somehow time travel happens and the new crew meets jon & martin. you're kidding. imagine how they'd lose their minds finding out their silly little text-to-speech programs are in love. imagine how sad alice would be discovering their names aren't actually norris and chester. imagine jon and martin taking one look at gwen bouchard and noping outta there. god. i just know the time travel fics are gonna be so silly. and i just know i'm gonna eat them UP. martin would be so unimpressed by their statement classifications but i think jon would love them. he's the typa guy who would happily complicate that stuff
#the magnus protocol#tmp#tma#the magnus archives#fanfic#time travel#i'm sorry all i read is time travel and i can't wait to read a new era of it#it's been 1 day and i already feel the brainrot consuming me#i'd die for any and all of them but by god am i suspicious of gwen
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A leisurely sketch of Firion! 🌹
#my art#dissidia#dissidia final fantasy#dissidia 012#firion#da rosebud??#da cutie????????#i've been a long time fan of the psp games... finally had the means to play the second game a few weeks back#he was never my crush back then but god now i am consumed by brainrot#really happy to see dissidia still thriving in this site somewhat. wasn't expecting that especially the psp games#i want to draw more of him and the others. mostly him though. a sweetie pie.......#when i said brainrot i mean richter levels of brainrot fckin heck. no worries though i don't really feel like fangirling hard like back the#it's nice to enjoy casually on my own and with some people but i need to release this brainrot somewhere it's consuming me i'm gonna explod#tag rambles
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Astarion Ancunin from Baldur's Gate 3 is Forklift Certified!
#astarion#astarion ancunin#bg3#baldur's gate 3#forklift certified#your fave#i have brainrot it's incurable this poor traumatized vampire has consumed me#(god i wish irl)
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GUYS you literally don't understand......Aemond literally has a medical condition where if he doesn't kill a member of his kin at least once a week he'll DIE.....YES there's no cure......and YES it is critical-
#like TRUST alicent has the maesters working on finding a cure posthaste!#hes literally neurodivergent and a minor :/#in all seriousness being a team green pr agent is getting harder and harder each week theyve gotta be paying me overtime#i will never give up however hee hee#so consumed by tvc brainrot i wrote aemond as armand originally thank god i proof read before send 😵💫#aemond targaryen#aemond one eye#hotd#house of the dragon#team green
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noticed something new on my 370000th rewatch today, in the devlin house episode the first line charles says once he gets stuck in the loop is “mate don’t slag her off just because it turns out you aren’t the all knowing expert on all things” versus the line he actually said before getting stuck being “edwin don’t slag her off just because it turns out you aren’t the all knowing expert on everything”
this is not interesting and literally does not mean anything but i just found it funny that they didn’t catch that little discontinuity (unless it was supposed to be like that and my brain just isn’t big enough to figure out why)
#at the point in the brainrot where i am analyzing individual words help please im begging#this show is consuming me#help please help god save me#i’m not normal#this show took away any last bits of sanity that i had#i love it though#dead boy detectives
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god i love tim wright so much i wanna put him in a blender and bite him . but give him a hug. and maybe a kiss too
#GOD HELP ME!!!! PLEASE!!!!#Uh uh uh boy get it together#EYHUHUH#marble hornets#core#vinny being crazy#The brainrot it#consumes#ITS TERMINAL.#tim wright#i swear im not that weird i can be normal#tim wright mh#cute agression much#OM NOM NOM CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
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Guns 'N Roses Fic!!!🔫🌹
It's finally done, as promised!! Please let me know what you think, I'm pretty new to writing so constructive feedback is more than welcome!
Enjoy!! 🩷🩷🩷
#sunthyme#god save me i'm in hsr hell#boothill#fanfic#writing#argenti honkai star rail#boothill honkai star rail#honkai star rail#hsr argenti#boothill hsr#hsr#argenti x boothill#argenti#argenthill#hsr boothill#god I love these two smmmmm#the brainrot is real#it is all consuming#eat up yall
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