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Every time I think Sasuke’s clear and obvious homosexual obsession with Naruto might be maybe a little one sided, Naruto will do something absolutely insane like walk into his childhood room after two years, grab his dusty picture of Sasuke, gently brush it off, fingers lingering for a moment over Sasuke’s face, and lovingly whisper “Sasuke…I’m home…”
#n-naruto….on god what the hell is wrong with you#SITTING ON HIS BED HOLDING SASUKES PHOTO AND WHISPERING HIS NAME???#H O W does ANYONE watch this fucking show and now IMMEDIATELY clock these two#I’m at the point where I’m starting to think it’s .. just what the author intended#like….who wrote this. and why#I could easily look it up but my fav explanation is ‘person into shonen who had or had a crush on his childhood best friend’#‘and is still working some things out in regards to it’#anyways#I have a theory that this is why classic anime ‘bro’ types don’t like sasuke#they are unable to reckon with the sheer magnetic force of their extremely obvious love for each other#I think it scares them#DOESNT SCARE ME BITCH#NARITO GO GET HIM BACK FROM ORROCHIMARU SO YOU GUYS CAN KISS ITS IMPORTANT#naruto#sasunaru
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Some Iwtv fans will seriously fight tooth and nail to argue that Armand is more evil or Lestat is more evil as if both them bitches aren't going to the hell under hell and then to the hell right under that one!
#no funny shit them niggas are evil#literally everyone in the show and on the cast crew interviewers reviewers will say armand is just as abusive as lestat and here come -#some tomfool name devilminionsthrownoutusedcondom saying no he not#boffum got something wrong with them!!!!!!!!#you see either of them you gotta just pray they dont think u cute cus no therapy could save you aside from a lobotomy#armand had a whole slave in the books!#ARMAND LIVE IN A PENTHOUSE IN DUBAI. ALL OTHER SHIT ASIDE YOU KNOW WHAT TYPE OF MF YOU GOTTA BE TO DO THAT?#lestat put his hands on women!!#like i love them both but them niggas are not good in any sense of the word#the way we know god aint real is cus neither have been struck by lightning yet for their myriad of crimes against bad bitches#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#lestat de lioncourt#armand iwtv#the vampire armand#iwtv 2022
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“you are poseidon’s son”
“i am SALLY JACKSON’S son!”
THATS MY MAMAS BOYYYY thats my baby percy right there
#i am such a genius i am having the BEST new years ever#my friends are at a bar fighting for drinks and i am chugging cheap champagne watching pjo having a BLAST#literally NO hyperfixation hits like percy jackson hits let me tell you. that was the first and deepest of them#i distinctly remember pre-adhd-diagnosis summer feeling divine levels of euphoria when son of neptune came out#and being like. i am not normal. the joy i am feeling rn is the most intense thing i think anyones ever experienced ever#anyone i felt something similar when i heard the first lines of this show#the amount of times i have said THATS MY BABYYYYY at the screen is. concerning#I CANT WAIT FOR ANNABETH TO BE ANNABETH ALL OVER THE PLACE MY FIRST SELF-INSERT I LOVE YOU SO DEARLY<3#guys i literally dont think anyones having a better new years than me rn#the only thing that would make this better is Not having to go to work tomorrow lol#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#percy series#percy jackson#wait hold on look at this first tag that came up when i typed percy’s name#percy w severe amnesia looking at 10 ft tall god of war: i feeeel like you’re a bitch
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not to be a milennial but harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban really is that bitch....
#mom wanted to rewatch the movies so we've been going thru them <3#talk about a movie thats just like. grief. i turn into the jamie lee curtis halloween trauma supercut#SORRY..... the visuals are peak like that IS the hp vibe to ME and i am BLOWN AWAY this movie was made in 2004 it feels ahead of its time#the first two are so whimsical and magical enrapturing and this movie is like. a well worn cardigan. this feels 2011 cozycore to me#sorry but the introduction of lupin becoming a comforting trusted guardian type of figure AND the dementors representing hollow depression#this 13 yr old whos been kept in the dark on so many things being extra vulnerable prey to them bc of the severe trauma#but getting lessons on how to withstand that creeping dread.. through happy memories... still bonding w lupin increasngly ouagh...#the grief between them both over james and lily. also btw ofc defense against the dark arts being fighting yr fears through laughter. aaaaaa#and then sirius. black. im. i know we meme on the twelve years of it! in azkaban! but as a bitch whos now closer to those characters in age#and can appreciate and understand them obv more than i could when i was. a tween. that just hits like ok shit. VALID#so valid and real to see the child of your friends you knew at that age but who DIED and then see the friend who betrayed them#to see like the best of BOTH of them mirrored and living on in him and be like yknow what???? you WILL be protected frm that same fate#hoooo the briefest moment where harry might hope things will turn out okay. w sirius' name being cleared and peter having to explain himself#and sirius being like hey i get it if you want to stay w your family that is fine but. if you wanna move in w me...#(harry relaying this to hermione later as well. dreaming of a place fr just the two of them somewhere in the countryside#somewhere..... sirius might see the sky..... bc he thinks he would like that after all those years locked up do not even touch me rn.......)#only fr everything to turn to shit two friends fighting w deadly force. the chance to set this right slipping off into the night.#a million dementors descending relentlessly until utter exhaustion and certain death. some strange salvation? fight for a second chance?#but then still havign to say goodbye when they only just GOT this. and everything still being so. god. and lupin having to leave as well.#the thought of sirius also WANTING that guardian type connection but being forced to live in 1. a cave barely living more freely than before#2. then being confined to the stuffy somber abusive home he ran away from as a teen w that portrait still up there and everything.. bitch...#oh man the way i KNOW when we get to ootp (my favourite) its gonna leave me blasted into a million little pieces#the way i know shit like the knowing wink the entirety of the wall tapestry room scene and of course nice one james is gonna DESTROY me..#dont even talk to me abt that dark turn at the end of gof and how everything after gets soooo. god. w everything just getting destroyed and.#i cant even think abt it i cant even talk about it. wah#i dont care btw that they aged those guys up undermining how insanely young these people died. perfect casting fr the remaining marauders ok
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I think it’s interesting that whenever you’re doing an investigation in modern day and Eddie is there, he usually decides to stand completely by himself rather than where any of the other characters are
#aai2 liveblog#eddie fender#god his name anyways#raymond shields#I first noticed this in case 2 I think? and he’s done it consistently ever since#just interesting bc he’s not the ‘edgy’ type of character that would usually be the only one who does that…#maybe he’s a secret introvert… or just thinks this game has way too many characters in small spaces#because me too bitch like can some of y’all LEAVE#gaming#aai2
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drakengard 2 is good. eat my shorts
#eat pant if you will.#drakengard#Drakengard 2#maybe it’s just it’s cast. because I REALLY love 2’s cast omg#and NO NOT JUST THE BITCHES FROM 1 EVEN THOUGH IMO. they are handled SO fucking well in this game esp the monsterfuckers#but that’s like. the one thing everyone agrees abt with d2. the shit with caim and angelus was fire pun intended#but like…… eris nowe urick yaha hanch. legna (even tho he was in d1 he got that character umf here). the other guy whose name I forget.#I FUCKING LOVE THEIR ASSES#that and the soundtrack. oh my god the soundtrack……. im sorry none of the canon games even come close to this game’s opening track.#LA LAAAAA LALA LAAA LA LAA LAAA LALA LAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GDTTING CHILLS TYPING IT EGEHSKSNSHSNSITS SO. FUCKING. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#JAIWKWHhisjwhwhsk)/$7282&/!/!/&/&2!/)$jJjhwuwuwjwnwjha 😚😚👁😭👁🥴😂🙂🤣🥴😅😊😓😊🥴🥴🙂🙂😓🤣😂😄🤣#games definitely flawed but honestly it not being “canon” doesn’t make it horrible to me. it’s cute. i like Drakengard 2.#also it gave us angelegna and honestly I think that was drakenier’s peak. canon is a pea in comparison
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I <3 blowing up my save files mid-playthrough or after I've beaten the game and feel aimless or I'm three hours in and incredibly indecisive and perfectionistic and have to start over Better this time or I just get really into One Idea and blow up the save for the sole purpose of achieving the One Idea and once I have it's like. Well. What was the point of that actually. And then I blow it up again
#IDK IDK I FEEL LIKE I'M CURSED.........#i swear to god it all started when i realized i'm transgender. experience that changed me forever#OBVIOUSLY. IN POSITIVE WAYS.#but also i just feel like i'm constantly starting over. i used to have master files.#it was actually such an emotionally fucked up experience i used to write my deadname on the back of my 3ds carts#i used to be ambivalent to my deadname until i felt like i had to prove it to myself. and in doingvthat#i did come to appreciate it and it did feel associated w me. or at least what i was meant to embody.#i was always trying to Prove It. to myself. that if i can Prove It i can make this work and get all i've ever wanted#like love. ect ect#in ways i won't elaborate on my name now does honor my deadname. without really being reflective of it at all#which is exactly what i needed esp at that time in my life. it was SUCH a sudden upheaval.#like all of this i've been burying and stomping out for so many years like. once i finally just allowed myself to question.#and be at peace w it. it just all spilled out full force and like. i think i still experience side effects from it LMFAOOOO#like my save files. being unable to revisit certain games. hell even fe becoming one of my main interests#was a direct side effect of me needing a game where i could be myself and not have any prev memories attached#also just. the fucking type of person i am. guy who loves to leave and start over all the fucking time#but also also like. i think it's just the perfectionism sometimes. like eo2 i'm trying to get my party/lore Just Right#so i can fully immerse myself in it and NOT feel bad. for making any amount of changes to my party 😭#I'M SUCH A SENTIMENTAL BITCH. WHO CAN'T HOLD ONTO ANYTHING. WHO REFUSES TO LET GO. WHAT‼️‼️‼️#and w miitopia it's just. i need to update the artwork here it's insane. i gotta fix this. no one is allowed to see this.#anyways. starting over in miitopia and fixing it. i don't even know what my party is gonna be tbh#i usually plan this shit out but again. deep deep DEEPLY rooted Need to just blow everything up forever.
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Trying to undo the damage of Facebook w/o risking your relationship with a loved one is like defusing a fucking bomb sometimes I stg
#marquilla#i had a whole thing typed out ab this but ugh#im trying to explain to my mom that no they are not fighting to let children have sex changes. the only sex change sugery they preform on#minors are the fucked up shit they do to intersex kids at birth#that hormone therapy would be the only 'trans treatment' a minor could get and no it will not be w/o parental consent. and that hrt is#reversible.#id love to try to deradicalize the rest of my family but im sorry those motherfuckers are too far gone for me to try and keep my own sanity#like 1 went from far right to libertarian which isnt much better but it's something but im still leery of him ngl#and tra/dwife cousin's husband is full blown far right and i know it's wrong but i dont care enough ab them to want to try#ahdhdgdg i know it's bad but like they can all go to hell idc#and then theres the cousin i dont talk to who is a bible thumping freak who told his sister at her fucking lesbian wedding something#something god doesn't approve or something like that like 😬#and hes in a cult of some kind im sure but i didnt dig deep enough to find out if it's just WS flavored or full on WS shit#but theyre dead to me. i only have my lesbian cousin w/that last name sorry i dont have any [name]s in my family besides her#wouldnt put it past tra/dwife cousin's sister to be in some cult or cult adjacent beliefs honestly#i know shes being abused in some capacity and that her husband is a fucking asshole but shes a bitch so i dont talk to her at all anyway#(not that her being a bitch makes her deserving of that. those statements are two sep things. i feel bad shes being abused. AND separately#shes a bitch and her being a bitch is why i dont talk to her)#ANYWAY I Have a headache so im gonna wash the gunk off and hope i feel better
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Was blocking a blog and saw they rbed some dumbass terf post abt the sancticity and anti-patriarchy victory of womens sports whatever whatever point is there were a few lines about rugby in it and. It was so instantaneously obvious that the poster didnt know shit abt rugby it was truly hilarious. And also keep rugbys name out of your mouth if anyone on my rugby team met you they would kick your ass
#''womens sports are a great place for lgb solidarity'' terf vs ''oh yeah we dont have any transfems on the team at the moment but#we play both with and against lots of trans women at Bingham (international rugby cup) every year. btw do you want trans pride flag colored#team socks?''#which is. a genuine convo i had with a woman on my team#LGB no T? in womans rugby?? bitch the international gay rugby league is vocally and enthusiastically trans inclusive. die mad abt it#i just. oh my god#yeah rugby canada has shitty transphobic rules but the 'womens sports is the place for lgb solidarity (ie transphobia)'#bit. being next to RUGBY is driving me insane#like the equity VP started telling me the names of famous transfem rugby players i should follow on instagram#also im focusing on transfem stuff here bc thats like. the main target of this type of shit#but need i even mention the amt of nonbinary/genderqueer/potentially transmasc-dyke type people on the wolves W+ team. like holy shit#anyways i hope the op of that post shows up to a gay womens rugby practice looking for some transphobic lgb solidarity#and gets her ass absolutely handed to her#my teammates are down to fight!! they explicitly said so!!!#anyways. yeah.#my shit
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also GOOD NEWS turns out the One Week Until Eviction scare was just a false alarm and surprise surprise ✨lack of communication ✨ where as i texted her back for clarification but she said everything is fine and i aint being evicted bc she lied to the higher ups??so fuck it we ball ig its good to know she rlly does have my back to some strange extent so im still girlbossin here for another year and will have more time to build credit and look into the science of buying a house sksks
ALLL THAT BEING SAID i will start the next comic section later this week 4 SURE
#not complaining in the slightest but she very much couldve texted me again within those 4 days to say just kidding BECAUSE UHHH#''ur good honey i just lied to them☺'' me 5 suicidal meltdowns and 10 applications to any available housing later:😬oh ok great!!!!#like woman i was fully ready to accept that theres not a bitch on earth who will show me mercy to any extent and that the world is a cold#unrelenting hell to survive in for the past 4 DAYSSSS which i mean is right but ig its not completely that???#like a ''oh nevermind sorry false alarm'' text literally anytime after wouldve work just dandy sksksks plz#like i was rlly out here thinknig she deliberately basically sentenced me to inevitable homelessness for all she knows out of nowhere LIKE#i think im above the genetic Crazy Bitch Disease#but then i catch myself calculating the most inconvenient place in my apartment for my body to decompose in '''''for revenge''''''#if i couldnt move out in time like what in gods name is this radioactive elephants foot of a brain#plus idk how solid her excuse of not having good internet reason is to keep me here for another year so either way#after this im finding somewhere more solid to live bc i cant deal with this type of thing AGAIN lmfao#like bro u cant just make me think the happiness and peace that ive felt for the first time in my life is going to be reversed bc i have to#move back into that godforsaken house with that pos bc i Literally had no time to find another place and the amount of time that takes#BUT oh well its all good and she's still cool for a land lord so im good im good#the past almost week been crazy as hell
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girl who's a lil bit of a fag
#okay listen.#i have this coworker in another department who's like 7 feet tall n presents very queer which makes them a million times cooler than me bc#im just a basic trans bitch who conformed to all the gender norms n i just want them to scoop me into my arms n carry me away n AHHHHHHHHHH#i did not know i had a type until i met them#but i feel like i am not their type but i rly know nothing abt them!!! today was the first time ive ever talked to them n i was so awkward#oh my god#i cannot explain why bc i know nothing abt their gender identity or sexuality or even their name!!! but our love would b the most homosexua#they r the type of person i would let pull my hair n call me a faggot#i would be a boy for them i would do it i stg#just like a lil twink who only bottoms#anyways#thanks 4 coming 2 my problematic ted talk 😌#this is why i dont get laid
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It doesn't even make any sense to say ppl justify the Do/ll so they can simp for Ge/hr/man because simps here are always okay with their blorbo being a little or much morally depraved. It is Tumblr, what do those edgelords expect?
jhfgfgdsgds Well, yeah
If you really analyze WHAT fictional male characters tend to attract a lot of stans and people thirsting for them, it is almost always unconditional? Like... People do not need to apologize anyone in BLORBOrne to like them. I mean LOOK at the guys BB fandom thirsts for the most - they are not even TRYING to pretend their favs are not what first meets the eye!
So why would that change for like, a single old man? In fact, on tungle dot hell the more unapologetically and obviously twisted the character is - the BETTER, somehow...?
I will be real, when I was digging lore and themes rather than characters interpreting, I was completely content with 'Maria is a badass masculine woman and G3hrman is a creepy old man' interpretation and worked my ideas from that field. I just... had no problem with the character being messed up and still hated OR enjoyed for who he is? It was when I got a glimpse of big misinterpretation going thanks to retranslation document when I grabbed my pretentious magnifying glass and made my own research.
Feels like eternity now, but to confess the truth, I kinda... liked it how it used to be? The type of 'a person I'd hate to deal with in real life but can explore from every angle in fiction'. Just ask @val-of-the-north how hard I simped for him back then *sobs* (Don't actually ask him oh my god sdfhfdhs I am joking) But yeah that's in the past and I don't even NEED it anymore, whatever I was able to obtain from the concept I now got in spades
But yeah, again, I agree - not even ONCE a Tumblr simp needed to deny the reality; there is just... well, when the blorbo is not ACTUALLY that bad, there is no fun in liking him with this 'badness', and Gehrm4n is... well, not that bad. But fictional men lovers here will pick the worst war criminal who is evil just to be sexy and portray HIM and not some 'morally grey character' as the dream husbando, THIS is what Tumblr stands on and WILL stand on forever sdfjhhds
#fandomry rambles#shitposting#ask replies#filtering the name because these memes are too fucking stupid to leave my target audience sdfhfhfhgsd#sorry </3#i still stand by the remark that if g3hrman was straight up bitch without any 'up to interpretation' controvercy-#-he'd actually have MORE fans#it is just that everyone with at least 1 Insight point just FEELS that something is not right here#blorborne should be new name for a section of fandom that is mostly or entirely devoted to liking bb blorbos tho dfskjhfd#especially 4 sexymen of the apocalypse (m1colash alfr3d v4ltr and brad0r)#god every time i have to use the word blorbo i remember that time on twitter when no one knew what this word means fsghfsd#it was so funny dfshfdhgs#but.... yeah.. to be honest i would not mind g3hrman being creepy old man in the slightest :')#i'd just object that he simps for maria and want to be his little doll MYSELF :((((((#but yeah as someone who loves m1colash and aldr1ch a lot i am defo not the type to wash blorbo's depravity away#if anything i am all for making character even WORSE! just check some of my takes on mico dshfdh
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Hey, I freaking love your VLD rewrite, and I am so excited to see where you take the plot and characters, especially the Earth stuff with Adam and Gold Flight.
But I was wondering, are you familiar with the Nickelodeon show Voltron Force? It’s a sort of combination of sequel and soft-reboot to the original Voltron. It’s VERY different from VLD.
The animation is the greatest, but VF has a lot of really cool ideas. One of my favorite things from VF is the Predator Robeast, essentially an evil Voltron comprised of five animal themed Robeasts, each one built to counter one of the Lions.
It is so. Freaking. COOL!!!
Granted, VLD did have its own Evil Voltron with the Sincline which is cool on its own, but it just doesn’t get me as hype as the Predator Robeast.
AYYYYY TYSM <33333
i've heard of it but never seen it tbh !! but OUGH THAT SOUNDS SOOOOOO FUCKING COOL OH MY GOD. i might have to look into that and see if that's something I can add into the worldbuilding I've put together for the rewrite teehee
#TYYYY <333#im a bitch who loves an enemy built specifically to counter the Good Guys.....#like just thinking about this.....5 Evil Lions (or whatever animal they end up being) that are like. Opposite of their specific voltron lio#oughhhh.............what if they still use the same type of quintessence tho.....like whatever robeast counters the blue lion#still has blue quintessence and has to be piloted by someone with blue quintessence......#but their natures are on the opposite end of the spectrum from the natures of the voltron lions and paladins....ough...#idk im brainstorming rn. i will look into this. o7#quintenary stars series#xpegasusuniverse#predator robeast......that is SUCH a badass name. oh my god. im obsessed.#god god god i actually think i can work this in with what i have planned with some other characters. oh my god.#will keep y'all posted ahslgkdjglakh i need to Marinate In My Thoughts
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Yayyyyy it's arrived 🎊🎊🎊 ty @getgianni
#Censoring my name like you can't just go and watch the stream and see it#I work in mysterious ways#Gonna get a frame but that draws the question. Which side do I display#The mailman made sure to roll the bitch up to fit it in my mailbox and I may have reacted like god personally struck me with lightning but#It's fine actually it's not all that bent . Hardly even notice#Ik he doesn't use tumblr but im tagging him n e ways#Slammed two fucking taco bell freezes bc they accidentally made the wrong type and then gave me both and i think it's done something to my#eart rate#I also have an ultrakill poster on the way bc i cant help myself and when I'm given money as a gift i have to blow it all immediately#Thems the rules#Ok post the fucking post now stop adding shit
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Also the hammer is made from Corviknight steel lol
I love Pokémon because THIS fucking thing:
this cute, silly, pink fairy with a comically large hammer
Is the NATURAL PREDATOR
OF THIS FUCKING THING
A 7 FOOT TALL BIRD MADE OF STEEL
#There's a reason they don't use them as a Taxi service unlike in Galar#Because they don't unt them for food or stuff#they hunt them for the funnies#dear lord#I love Tinkaton#Y'ALL HAVE GOT TO SEE THAT CLIP FROM ALPHARAD#He was fighting Larry's normal type gym#and said “Lol let's use metronome as our finale move. It could be anything! It could even be Gigaton Hammer (Tinkaton's signature move)!”#*Roots (He names his pokemon after subs) used Judgement!*#For the record#Judgement is Arcus's signature#Arcus is pokemon god#THIS FUCKING TINY PINK ASS STEEL BIRD HUNTING BITCH USED GOD'S MOVE TO WRECK A NORMAL TERA TYPE STARAPTOR#FUCKING INSANE#pokémon#pokemon scarlet and violet#just rebloging
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so excited by this!!
#this is like the sr equivalent of the fatui funeral trailer. like bitching cool look at villains with lotsa monologueing#the stellaron hunters have always been too ''clearly doing the right thing'' to be our fatui but these guys seem like they suck <3<3<3#the big hat lady (Constance) is so. uh. hahah. whew#hoyo finally made a woman i'm like instantly attracted to i genuinely thought they couldn't do it#shes beautiful. shes evil. shes got a devil tail. she isn't dressed like a party city sexy catgirl or whatever. shes tasteful!! very hot#(and shes got those ff dragon girl horns god. preinstalled handles)#everyone else is genuinely cool as well. duke inferno is obvious just the coolest.#the punk rock girlie with the chains is pretty just not my type in particular#the puppet girl!! like. shes tempting me i just love the huge ghost driving a little puppet thing its awesome#Akash(the guy)... i will need to see more of.#like. if they'd released him earlier i might've been more excited but.#his clothes look a lot like atventurine and gallaghers. i though he WAS gallagher when i first watched it#(i didn't spell ANY of those names right but i don't feel like fixing it)#and like. his bit. his gimmick if you will is... he's got a cello? he hasn't really shown his charms point yet#like everyone else is a demon a punkrock lady in chains a giant fucking ghost driving a cute little puppet a guy on fire#and he's a guy in shades. with a cello. he's not quite serving at everyone else's level yet.#i willl say his outfit has a lot of bat themeing. like on the gloves and the cape parts look like bat wings. so maybe he'll be a vampire!#i can't resist a guy covered in blood so. if he feels like taking advantage of that weakness of mine i wouldn't complain.#game: honkai sr#post: misc
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