#god of mail

[thekingkez]

happy homestuck day, you filthy animals

[codecicle]

Whar does rpf mean 💔💔💔

historians aren't quite sure. Albert Einstein's last words were "rpf is fine" and we've been searching ever since

[hajimedics]

I'M NOT YOUR DOLL AND I'LL THINK FOR MYSELF AND I'LL LIVE FOR MYSELF

[wishing-well-art]

Pearl's Delivery Service is open for business!

Textless versions of the stamps under the cut!

[salamispots]

a rug hook commission for @stickynotebirds! :O (who also drew the original sketch/design and I tweaked it a little bit)

[anastacialy]

guys, i think the hermits are going to accidentally start a prank war again. because just like last time, a game of telephone has begun. first, false made iskall's build into ''false beans,'' her shop from the previous season. however, to give herself plausible deniability, she signs it with "love, Joel. x" due to his username, smallishbeans.

next, iskall sees this, and completely believes it. he thinks it was joel who pranked him, and as he says to pearl while showing off the sign, which he kept even after tearing the prank down, "joel gave me a kiss." in his most recent video, he pranks joel by sending him loads of anonymous messages in order to completely spam and fill his inbox, preventing him from getting any more mail, with notes such as "thinking about you. x"

of course, joel is going to have absolutely no context for this, because he didn't make the initial prank. so who is joel going to assume sent him all those messages while he was away on holiday? well, i have a guess.

etho.

[haleyusesherwords]

I appreciate that everyone thought Tango would take its easy this season after Decked Out. Go full grumpy old man, murdering anyone who bothered him. Yet here he is… building a redstone mail delivery service with dynamic chunk loading while still in his starter base.

Meanwhile, TCG mastermind and map connoisseur VintageBeef is *this* close murdering Iskall for touching his farmhouse walls.

[totallynots8tan]

I bet dogs hate Hermes.

[paxcallow]

desire to draw raz's hair unhatted and uncombed spiraled into imagining an extended gag about some emergency situation forcing all of the psychonauts out of the motherlobe into the quarry in their jammies at like 2 am and judging each other's clothing choices instead of getting actual work done.

[tired-biscuit]

Logan, Logan, the man you are

I can imagine him not wanting to finish inside without a condom (would he use those?), knowing that he can get you pregnant easily (I think he'd be unwilling to do that even when you're on a pill). It's not like there was any talk about kids, either...

I wonder what his stance would be on having kids. How would the talks go? How hard would it be to convince one of you to give up or to compromise?

he’s kind of had lousy experiences when it comes to having kids (cough, daken, cough cough) so i feel like he’d be a bit on the fence about it because he’s scared to settle down again and open up and start a family.

as for the sexual aspect of it, i think he has a breeding kink that doesn’t necessarily involve the actual breeding part…? like, he loves fucking you raw and tormenting you with the idea that he’ll give you babies because it secretly drives you both crazy, but then the very last second, he always pulls out and finishes on your tummy or chest or wherever even if every cell within his body is screaming at him not to, to stay in, to finish what he’s started.

also, i feel like it’d take you ages to convince him to actually spill his load inside you even if you’re on the pill, because he’s positive that the birth control couldn’t possibly overtake his mutant swimmers.

he wants children, he’s just… careful. burned one too many times, you know?

[somedancingdoodles]

my insane immediate post vengeance saga thoughts got peer reviewed by my friends so uh- here

[boymachinegirl]

"The best mailman Welcome Home has ever had!"

[iheartmello]

Some Mellodramattic doodles for the soul ft. a real conversation I had with my boyfriend the other day.

Also bad news I think I like Matt more than Mello. I blame the way I draw him. Bo Burnham phenotype, does that make sense?

[godisarepublican]

They’re illegal aliens. Say it right: Illegal aliens!

[l0vergirls]

What pet names do you think the batboys would have for their s/o?

i think dick would have the most petnames in his vocabulary, only using the cheesiest ones just to tease you in public, like cupcake or honey bunny. but he definitely uses babe, baby, sunshine; he sticks to the classics. though don't be surprised if he calls you his sugar bear in front of everyone.

jason, i cannot see using anything more than babe or doll (ive seen this one around a lot and i cant say it didnt grow on me; i quite like it now), usually at least. perhaps a darling or beautiful, if he's feeling particularly romantic. maybe a nickname derived from your name too.

tim, i also cannot see going further than babe, or a nickname.

damian, by default, gets the best ones! things are just more meaningful in arabic. definitely a classic حبيبي or حبيبتي in there, it means my love iirc; حياتي is one of my favourites, it means my life; and probably قلبي too, which is my heart. and of course, beloved. safe to say he would probably say the arabic ones in english as well.

ty anon 4 this adorable ask <3 putting my very minimal knowledge of arabic to use!!! that said, i had to type all those out so if there's any typos im sorry orz

[jessaerys]

this fucking guy / fuck mello's stupid baka life