#god is a middle schooler

[milkinthefreezer]

Rip AM you would've loved being me. oh how I love you so much AM

[committing-arson-suicidially]

Credits to Sushi Soucy cause I wanted to write the lyrics to a little song he wrote a while back that never got published. Just lyrics, no sheet music.

God is a middle schooler.

We are a science project.

He doesn't know we exist.

God is a twelve year old girl

And we're living in weird Sherlock College AU

God isn't on our side

Or maybe he is

We could all just be a rock in his shoe

Pray all you want but there's no guarantee he'll come through

Cause there's only so much one man can do

God is a sadist getting off on our suffering

He designed us to make us all miserable

God is a kind and benevolent entity who's trying his best to make us happy

God isn't on our side

Or maybe she is

We could all just be a rock in his shoe

Pray all you want but there's no guarantee she'll come through

Cause there's only so much that one girl can do

Do you have faith?

Are you an atheist?

Are you just looking for a tangible answer?

Bloodshed and hate

There must be a reason

A good explanation for it all

God is a narrator but he left his mic off and now we are left without guidance

It must be hard to be a single mother if 8 billion kids in this economy

God isn't on our side

Or maybe he is

We could all just be a rock in his shoe

Pray all you want but there's no guarantee he'll come through

Cause there's only so much one man can do

Update: Prior, I had no idea it was coming out at midnight tonight.

[just-null]

i would love to see mitsuri in your art style! im not sure if you post girls to often but i saw you drew daki and thought i'd ask! anyways have an amazing night or dayy!!!

LOVE BEAM CANON

i dont draw women often but i do enjoy the moments when i do, it's very fun!! i really like mitsuri. she scratches the dumb strong airhead with a good heart character type that i adore.

a bonus kimetsu gakuen meme except the version where MY BOYS ARE THERE.

[og image under the cut!]

[hijinxinprogress]

Billy definitely thinks about random things during fights and decides the internet needs to know immediately

[little-pondhead]

warning: long idea that came from u so u deserve to hear about it

was ranting to my sister about ur sketches cuz i fell in love with them and they are hitting at like 3 obsessions at once so points for u-

anyway I talked about the fenton creep stick (the joker panel) and my sister (who never watched dp) asked what it was, and after a confusing explanation we decided that a fenton creep stick can be any kind of object that is 1) long and swingable (like a crowbar or even a pipe) and 2) sturdy and not easily breakable

after being in the phandom I saw a lot of headcannons that after the ghosts appeared, the fentons started doing speeches at Casper, and they gave out fenton creep sticks "to be safe" or that the fentons sell those to Amity Parkers (THEY'RE NOT GUNS so they can do it) so pretty much everyone has one

adding those ideas to the fact that my sister thought at first that the stick had something to do with CREEPS (like pedos or stalkers cuz of the name) I now imagine the most famous design of fenton creep stick to be one of those stun sticks (that can not only be used on ghosts, but actual creeps!!!)

enjoy this idea cuz it sure gave me joy

asdfghjkl anon your brain wrinkles are amazing that idea is so funny to me. The anti-creep sticks are advertised all over town and it’s treated the same as a McDonald’s ad. No one really gives a shit but they still take note when there’s something new out.

And if you wanted to throw in the supervillain AU, I imagine it would go like this:

[poorlittleyaoyao]

I for one am glad that MXTX decided there wasn't enough foreshadowing to kill off Wen Ning forever and then have Jin Ling die at the temple and come back as a fierce corpse to protect everyone because I canNOT imagine being able to skip off onto their honeymoon after that.

anon I am sitting here literally making this face

because what the hell. What the HELL. You CANNOT just tell me that UNDEAD 8TH GRADER JIN LING was the initial concept and not provide info or receipts. You have dropped this information onto me like an anvil onto a Looney Tunes character.

How would that even work? Who would bring him back? If it’s WWX, why didn’t he bring back JYL the same way? Is the Jin sect being governed by a zombie now, or is JL stuck standing sentinel over his two zombie uncles in their zombie penalty box? Would he have died accidentally, or would JGY have straight-up killed him, in which case the follow-up question is why is JGY still around for LXC to stab instead of scattered in pieces because JC immediately drew and quartered him with his bare hands? Would LSZ have simply never found out anything more about his past? Would Wangxian have still fucked dubiously in the bushes right away under these circumstances? Anon please I am qi deviating this is the STUPIDEST POSSIBLE THING this is even worse than the donghua with QS’s curse nails and JC in seclusion.

[writer-room]

You ever just see people talk about the Percy Jackson books and know somewhere, deep in your heart, that none of these people have understood that this is a series made for middle schoolers. And that fandom will very frequently lie to them like, all the time. No, that character probably isn’t ooc, you’re just thinking of what the fandom turned them into. No, this book isn’t a horrible stain next to the others before it, literally all of them were like this. It’s Percy Jackson. It’s cheesy and occasionally makes a very questionable writing decision.

You gotta be in this for the long haul or jump ship my guys. Be cringe and free or be gone

[panharmonium]

funniest and most heartwarming thing i rediscovered on my rewatch is when karin roasts sakura about poisoning naruto and then kakashi, who loves all of his kids very much and understands their behavior and isn’t upset with them about their choices but has also been under ABSURD amounts of stress for all of season 10, just bursts out laughing ❤️

[starscreamingg]

Honestly transformers one deserves a medal for being the first transformers. Thing. In like five years to make me actually like and want to see bumblebee

[hoofpeet]

Lost my bw2 save file and had to start over and now I thinking about them again

[findingcrow]

It’s so funny to me because I’ve only been on tumblr like a month and I got it for the rangers apprentice content (because god knows that the fandom is nonexistent elsewhere) and I can recognize users and profile pictures. Like I don’t know these people personally but I notice every time they like a post because there’s only so many of us and only so much content FOR consuming. I go on Pinterest and search the rangers apprentice and go “Hey, I’ve seen that person around!!” I have never spoken a word to these people in my life yet I know who they are and that they, too, are obsessed with a stupid fantasy series for middle schoolers

[cowardlybean]

How many Esper-related laws do you think Mob sparked into existence just by being Mob

like what the hell did worldwide governments do when a middle school kid got into a fight with the guy claiming he’s gonna take over the world ending in a giant fucking broccoli appearing in seasoning city japan. like what do you do about that.

[aegagrusscholarship]

something for my five year old self

[dragonsdendoodles]

Conversation I had today in my playing with clay until I get frustrated and play with water instead ceramics class

(someone knew the MPHFPC movie)

Me, trying to explain why I hate it: Do you remember Enoch

Them: ?

Me: Tall broody one with the hearts? And the skeleton army that one time?

Them: Was he hot

Me: …unfortunately.

Them: Gimme a picture I’m a visual learner

Me: *pulls up a picture*

Them: OH. Oh yeah. Definitely hot.

Me: Cool. Awesome. That’s not what he’s supposed to look like

Them: Oh. Wait why did you say “unfortunately”

[magdaluxe]

nobody talk to me im experiencing childlike wonder

[malhare-archive]

[Throws confetti] HAPPY BIRTHDAY FNAF YIPPEEE [Insert the night ending "yay" sound effect]