#god is a middle schooler
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milkinthefreezer · 7 months ago
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Rip AM you would've loved being me. oh how I love you so much AM
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Credits to Sushi Soucy cause I wanted to write the lyrics to a little song he wrote a while back that never got published. Just lyrics, no sheet music.
God is a middle schooler.
We are a science project.
He doesn't know we exist.
God is a twelve year old girl
And we're living in weird Sherlock College AU
God isn't on our side
Or maybe he is
We could all just be a rock in his shoe
Pray all you want but there's no guarantee he'll come through
Cause there's only so much one man can do
God is a sadist getting off on our suffering
He designed us to make us all miserable
God is a kind and benevolent entity who's trying his best to make us happy
God isn't on our side
Or maybe she is
We could all just be a rock in his shoe
Pray all you want but there's no guarantee she'll come through
Cause there's only so much that one girl can do
Do you have faith?
Are you an atheist?
Are you just looking for a tangible answer?
Bloodshed and hate
There must be a reason
A good explanation for it all
God is a narrator but he left his mic off and now we are left without guidance
It must be hard to be a single mother if 8 billion kids in this economy
God isn't on our side
Or maybe he is
We could all just be a rock in his shoe
Pray all you want but there's no guarantee he'll come through
Cause there's only so much one man can do
Update: Prior, I had no idea it was coming out at midnight tonight.
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just-null · 1 month ago
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i would love to see mitsuri in your art style! im not sure if you post girls to often but i saw you drew daki and thought i'd ask! anyways have an amazing night or dayy!!!
LOVE BEAM CANON
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i dont draw women often but i do enjoy the moments when i do, it's very fun!! i really like mitsuri. she scratches the dumb strong airhead with a good heart character type that i adore.
a bonus kimetsu gakuen meme except the version where MY BOYS ARE THERE.
[og image under the cut!]
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hijinxinprogress · 2 months ago
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Billy definitely thinks about random things during fights and decides the internet needs to know immediately
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little-pondhead · 2 years ago
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warning: long idea that came from u so u deserve to hear about it
was ranting to my sister about ur sketches cuz i fell in love with them and they are hitting at like 3 obsessions at once so points for u-
anyway I talked about the fenton creep stick (the joker panel) and my sister (who never watched dp) asked what it was, and after a confusing explanation we decided that a fenton creep stick can be any kind of object that is 1) long and swingable (like a crowbar or even a pipe) and 2) sturdy and not easily breakable
after being in the phandom I saw a lot of headcannons that after the ghosts appeared, the fentons started doing speeches at Casper, and they gave out fenton creep sticks "to be safe" or that the fentons sell those to Amity Parkers (THEY'RE NOT GUNS so they can do it) so pretty much everyone has one
adding those ideas to the fact that my sister thought at first that the stick had something to do with CREEPS (like pedos or stalkers cuz of the name) I now imagine the most famous design of fenton creep stick to be one of those stun sticks (that can not only be used on ghosts, but actual creeps!!!)
enjoy this idea cuz it sure gave me joy
asdfghjkl anon your brain wrinkles are amazing that idea is so funny to me. The anti-creep sticks are advertised all over town and it’s treated the same as a McDonald’s ad. No one really gives a shit but they still take note when there’s something new out.
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And if you wanted to throw in the supervillain AU, I imagine it would go like this:
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poorlittleyaoyao · 2 years ago
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I for one am glad that MXTX decided there wasn't enough foreshadowing to kill off Wen Ning forever and then have Jin Ling die at the temple and come back as a fierce corpse to protect everyone because I canNOT imagine being able to skip off onto their honeymoon after that.
anon I am sitting here literally making this face
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because what the hell. What the HELL. You CANNOT just tell me that UNDEAD 8TH GRADER JIN LING was the initial concept and not provide info or receipts. You have dropped this information onto me like an anvil onto a Looney Tunes character.
How would that even work? Who would bring him back? If it’s WWX, why didn’t he bring back JYL the same way? Is the Jin sect being governed by a zombie now, or is JL stuck standing sentinel over his two zombie uncles in their zombie penalty box? Would he have died accidentally, or would JGY have straight-up killed him, in which case the follow-up question is why is JGY still around for LXC to stab instead of scattered in pieces because JC immediately drew and quartered him with his bare hands? Would LSZ have simply never found out anything more about his past? Would Wangxian have still fucked dubiously in the bushes right away under these circumstances? Anon please I am qi deviating this is the STUPIDEST POSSIBLE THING this is even worse than the donghua with QS’s curse nails and JC in seclusion.
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writer-room · 2 years ago
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You ever just see people talk about the Percy Jackson books and know somewhere, deep in your heart, that none of these people have understood that this is a series made for middle schoolers. And that fandom will very frequently lie to them like, all the time. No, that character probably isn’t ooc, you’re just thinking of what the fandom turned them into. No, this book isn’t a horrible stain next to the others before it, literally all of them were like this. It’s Percy Jackson. It’s cheesy and occasionally makes a very questionable writing decision.
You gotta be in this for the long haul or jump ship my guys. Be cringe and free or be gone
#percy jackson#tsats#solangelo book#rick riordan#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#the sun and the star#text post#yall are astounding me in ways i didnt know was possible god bless#also this was mostly written by mark not rick. like yes he signed off on it but still this is mostly mark#but its still Fine??? its fine?????? besties a book abt our favorite gays not being perfect is not the end of the world#did i cringe? hell yes. but was i free? tremendously. and i had a lot of fun i think#'bianca is in elysium but she was reincarnated??' yeah thats odd. anyway that scene was cute wasnt it#'everything is so on the nose' yeah its for middle schoolers and percy jackson isnt known for subtlety. its very rare#'will was ooc' weve literally barely gotten anything on him and no povs until now this IS establishing his character#'the puffs remove nicos whole trauma' no it doesnt. its a fantasy way to sort of explain that nicos trauma is now open instead of repressed#do i wish it wasnt sometimes explained as 'now the trauma is gone'? yes. but i think its moreso meant to be a way of nico dealing with them#he still HAS that trauma fellas. hes still going to be living with it. its just gonna be easier now. thats part of healing besties#also we dont know how these puffs are gonna act in the future so like. hush. shhhhhhhhhh. shut. it was literally never going to be perfect#its pjo. i love this series to death but. its pjo. it is. in fact. sometimes badly written. as it has been many times before in books before#and what else??????? it may not be written the greatest but its MY series that isnt written the greatest square up
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panharmonium · 2 years ago
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funniest and most heartwarming thing i rediscovered on my rewatch is when karin roasts sakura about poisoning naruto and then kakashi, who loves all of his kids very much and understands their behavior and isn’t upset with them about their choices but has also been under ABSURD amounts of stress for all of season 10, just bursts out laughing ❤️
#naruto#pan watches naruto#(again)#*#and in that moment karin became his new favorite#god i could say so much about the wind-down from the sasuke confrontation and how much i love it#kakashi's transition between the most horrific experience he's had in years#(where he thought he was going to have to kill one of his own kids)#and his return to the village (where's he's expected to take on the role of hokage at the outset of the fourth great ninja war)#is him walking six children home#one of whom he's carrying on his back#all of whom are laughing and bickering and teasing each other and acting like rowdy middle-schoolers#and there's such a feeling of peace to it#after being trapped in a situation that was so violently contrary to everything kakashi is and everything he wants#this whole experience of walking rambunctious kids home while they laugh and joke and screech at each other is so.  life-affirming for him#and i don't choose that word casually:#kakashi tried to kill himself after that confrontation with sasuke.#i forgot about that until we rewatched it last week#'sakura - watch over my body'#he was going to sacrifice himself to take 'madara' out with kamui and stop the fourth war before it even started#but then it didn't work out that way (again) and he didn't die (again) and this whole extended denouement with the kids -#who are so alive; who are so silly; who make him laugh -#is SO significant because taking care of children is what saved him years ago and it's what resurrects him now#being forced to raise a hand against one of his own children almost killed him earlier#but now he's stumbling out the other side and the sun is shining and there's this other gaggle of children under his care#and they're laughing and playing with each other and it's like#it's not over.  it's not over yet.#not for him.  not for them.#and not for sasuke either.#they're all still alive and there's still hope!
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starscreamingg · 2 months ago
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Honestly transformers one deserves a medal for being the first transformers. Thing. In like five years to make me actually like and want to see bumblebee
#God I was. Look okay the market. The transformers market. Is SO oversaturated with bumblebee#Stop making him the protagonist of things please I just want to see ONE new character just one just one new guy#Like he's familiar I get it. The audience knows him. Cute little guy#But also I do not care get him off of my SCREEN#It's not even that I DISLIKE bumblebee. As a character. I liked him in the 80s I liked him in Bumblebee 2018 I liked him in prime#I am just. SO tired of seeing him in EVERYTHING#Bumblebee oversaturation is real and it could happen to you#Anyways tf1 made him fun again. He's quirky. he's silly. He's not an audience surrogate or an inexperienced kid for the adults to teach he'#Literally just some guy. I missed when Bumblebee was just some guy#Also his crippling loneliness and isolation in the dumpster? Yeah man I get it#Also he was funny. Call me a middle schooler but he was FUNNY. I giggled#And even the jokes that didn't land I was never like Oh brother this guy STINKS. And I think that's because the jokes and bee himself never#Overstayed their welcome#So yeah good for them for making me actually like bumblebee again. I genuinely thought it couldn't be done#He's my friend and I like him :)#This is incomprehensible sorry I just really want to share my thoughts on tfone and I haven't had the energy to make any written analysis#And I don't have a car. So I can't watch it in theatres again#Watch in in theatres for me. Please#transformers one#Transformers#Also badassatron was funny I'll die on this hill#Sorry it WAS funny until it became my partner's vocal stim and now they must be SLAIN
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hoofpeet · 2 years ago
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Lost my bw2 save file and had to start over and now I thinking about them again
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findingcrow · 1 year ago
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It’s so funny to me because I’ve only been on tumblr like a month and I got it for the rangers apprentice content (because god knows that the fandom is nonexistent elsewhere) and I can recognize users and profile pictures. Like I don’t know these people personally but I notice every time they like a post because there’s only so many of us and only so much content FOR consuming. I go on Pinterest and search the rangers apprentice and go “Hey, I’ve seen that person around!!” I have never spoken a word to these people in my life yet I know who they are and that they, too, are obsessed with a stupid fantasy series for middle schoolers
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cowardlybean · 10 months ago
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How many Esper-related laws do you think Mob sparked into existence just by being Mob
like what the hell did worldwide governments do when a middle school kid got into a fight with the guy claiming he’s gonna take over the world ending in a giant fucking broccoli appearing in seasoning city japan. like what do you do about that.
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aegagrusscholarship · 11 months ago
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something for my five year old self
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dragonsdendoodles · 3 months ago
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Conversation I had today in my playing with clay until I get frustrated and play with water instead ceramics class
(someone knew the MPHFPC movie)
Me, trying to explain why I hate it: Do you remember Enoch
Them: ?
Me: Tall broody one with the hearts? And the skeleton army that one time?
Them: Was he hot
Me: …unfortunately.
Them: Gimme a picture I’m a visual learner
Me: *pulls up a picture*
Them: OH. Oh yeah. Definitely hot.
Me: Cool. Awesome. That’s not what he’s supposed to look like
Them: Oh. Wait why did you say “unfortunately”
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magdaluxe · 1 month ago
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nobody talk to me im experiencing childlike wonder
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risingscorchingsuns · 3 days ago
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my father told me my little siblings (nine and eleven fucking years old) aren’t old enough to know about trans people, so im not allowed to come out to them during the entire ass fucking week im staying here 👍👍 welcome to deadname fucking city population me
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