#they seem to think i’m funny though
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Conversation I had today in my playing with clay until I get frustrated and play with water instead ceramics class
(someone knew the MPHFPC movie)
Me, trying to explain why I hate it: Do you remember Enoch
Them: ?
Me: Tall broody one with the hearts? And the skeleton army that one time?
Them: Was he hot
Me: …unfortunately.
Them: Gimme a picture I’m a visual learner
Me: *pulls up a picture*
Them: OH. Oh yeah. Definitely hot.
Me: Cool. Awesome. That’s not what he’s supposed to look like
Them: Oh. Wait why did you say “unfortunately”
#the conversation is far from over but i may have ruined it over something else will update next time#they seem to think i’m funny though#they did not like what book enoch looks like lol they were like why is he a fucking middle schooler#and i said because that’s what god intended not this#on today’s episode of ryder trying to make friends#they also just immediately asked if i was autistic which#i don’t. know#it is a valid question though#mphfpc#enoch o'connor
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I’ve been literally reeling cause wdym I predicted this yesterday in my drafts????
#IM AMAZED#edit: and I’m glad it lasted for a short time I don’t think anybody would’ve wanted it to be long term#not right now#the funnies of cucuruchito turning real was too good to not share this draft though#but I still do hope that if everything gets worked out in the future the situation is good and if bad chooses to stay with the project#even if previous admins don’t return he would get a companion of some kind#it would be so hard to be alone#does give me comfort knowing richas wouldn’t allow that though in the case ricardão stays (which it seems like he is)#qsmp#qsmp badboyhalo
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Honestly this sounds ridiculous but sometimes I think the constant bowl cut jokes that the ga and reddit make about Will are basically them just coping and seething at the idea of Will being an actually important character. It’s like every time they only choose to focus on how silly they think his haircut is, they progressively devalue his character and take him less and less seriously. And it kinda seems like they’re just trying to convince themselves that Will could not possibly be important to the narrative, could not possibly be explored in a deep and significant way-not because they correctly understand the story but because they really do not want a gay male character to be focused on in “their” show. The amount of attention Will and his sexuality get already is probably too much for some of them.
Because stranger things is so mainstream, I wouldn’t be surprised if a lot of people just subconsciously view it as a “normal people show” even though it started as a show about/for outcasts. Thus, the more focus that’s given to a gay male character, the more it becomes a “gay show,” and if their “normal show” starts becoming a “gay show,” it will make a part of the audience feel duped and “forced” into confronting a subject that makes them uncomfortable: homosexuality (and its associated struggles). And a lot of these people would be especially angry at this development because they can’t even comprehend that competent, male creators might willingly tell a story about a gay boy, so they end up assuming that the creators must have been pressured to force the story into taking a turn for the gay, or that they’ve been brainwashed by the woke agenda-after all, they couldn’t just be progressive people who sat down and simply decided naturally that they wanted to explore homosexuality as a major theme in a sci-fi horror show from the start. That’s not even allowed, right? Gay stuff should be contained and quarantined in gay-specific genres like a disease, right?
Anyway, I just think it’s maybe not a coincidence that I see way less “reducing Will to his haircut” behavior from people who are invested in the complexity and humanity of his character compared to the people who clearly want him to stay small and hidden, out of sight and out of mind.
#can you tell I went on the subreddit again#don’t get me wrong though the bowl cut jokes are funny sometimes and not inherently bad obviously#also I feel like I’m going crazy when people talk about how awful the bowl cut is every season#because for the most part I genuinely think it’s fine and fits well enough with the time period#plus it’s the iconic Will Byers look so why change it now#especially if it’s meant to be a nod to other classic bowl cut boy characters#it seems like a lot of the ga view his haircut through the modern lens of it not being in style or common anymore#sometimes it’s not so hot but mostly it’s cute enough to me#will byers#byler#<- target audience#mine
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THANK YOU REM @hayakawalove FOR THE TAG ILY! <3
favorite colors: dark wine red/oxblood, onyx/obsidian, phthalo green/emerald/pistachio, turquoise/aquamarine/midnight blue, sunset orange, lilac/deep royal purple, & baby pink
favorite flavors: i love things that are salty & savory like chips & fries so potato methinks hehe <3 but for candy i like strawberry, green apple, cherry, & blue-raspberry
favorite genres: i love comedy! and horrors <3 also i like psychological thrillers & action too
favorite movies: 21 jump street, kung fu panda 2, john wick, & spider-man: into the spider-verse
favorite series: psych (best tv show ever), barry, fleabag, & derry girls
anime: please refer to my anime list on my about me page (but if i have to narrow it down… jjk, haikyuu!!, demon slayer, the apothecary diaries, the elusive samurai, & sakamoto days)
last song: “the beach” by the neighbourhood / currently listening to “UGH!” by bts <3
last movie: “look back” by tatsuki fujimoto, dir. kiyotaka oshiyama
currently reading: “apprentice to the villain” by hannah nicole maehrer
currently watching: the last few eps of fruits basket and then i’m gonna start watching chainsaw man!
currently working on: writing my cult leader!geto x heavenly restriction!reader fic! <3
tagging: @storiesoflilies @mossmotif @staryukis :3
#i could talk so much more about me bc it’s my fav hobby (telling people my interests) but this seems like a decent intro :3#kfp trilogy is cinema btw i’m not even remotely joking#and UGH! is one of the best songs ever . Know That#and i have been working on cult leader geto for ages w nothing to show for it so that’s actually kinda funny when you think abt it#gonna work on it tomorrow though For Sure :3 I Think#personal
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I keep giving IAU Sky panic attacks and it’s not even on PURPOSE things just keep happening to him and he ignores it until suddenly he is just not ok
#rambles from the floor#though to be fair#I think anyone would have a panic attack after what I’ve put him through#plus#I’d like to think most 12-13 year olds wouldn’t handle killing someone very well#even if said guy was trying to destroy the world and also killed your parents#but yknow#it’s funny this keeps happening because he seems like a fairly well-adjusted adult??#despite the disastrous childhood I’m giving him#figures
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starting the year ✨wrong✨
#(this is about work ok. long rant in the tags bc auauauauauauauuauauauauauauauaaaaaaaa)#i’ve worked for just t h r e e (3!!!!) days this year and i think im already all burned out lmao#first i was stuck doing 2 workstations bc this freakin’ b o z o of a coworker decided to take the week off without prior notice#and *t h e n* the internal components of one of said workstations kicked the bucket and was only replaced today. sads.#rip to our wasted time and futile fixing efforts though. flashtag wetried#that’s not all t h o u g h i was told that i have to jump to the other work shift bc one of my coworkers is resigning#b u t the thing is. all of the other dudes in that shift are from [insert bordering country] and always speak in their nation’s language#so i won’t be able to communicate well with them for the most part esp s o bs#and if [insert country here] has a national holiday and a l l of them decide to take the day off..#well. um. ahahahaha. im ✨screwed✨#(but speaking of taking the day off… one of said guys on that shift has an approved leave for cny. which is funny bc he’s not even chinese)#(rips if the actual other chinese dude on that team has his leave request rejected bc of that guy lol. happy cny to him ig)#a n d also i was made to (sorta) teach these two new coworkers (of sorts) the workstation i’m at for the week#b u t the thing is. i do everything here by left (didn’t receive formal training either lmao sadge)#and i also couldn’t explain anything well in general bc it seems like my flow of thoughts can’t streamline itself ig#so i think i confused the poor guys more than anything. but like. why me??????? aaaauauaaaaaaaaaa#idk why one of them came back for more ‘education’ from me thoughhhhh#i’ve tried teaching ‘em stuff at another workstation before this and my feedback was ‘wait slow down you talk too fast’ s o o o o .#ig i’ll have to guide them though again in the morning though. sighs. this wasnt in my job description :(#speaking of job descriptions though… this h e l l a annoying guy no one likes who resigned a few months ago (to much rejoicing)…#is!!!!! coming!!!! back!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#w h y. like. w h y. why is he so attached to this company he l l o? why is our manager so attached to him helloooooooo????? why him???????#our workloads literally t r i p l e when he’s around bc he’s just the way he is. auauauauauauauauaaaaaaaaaaaa#aaaaaaaaaaa i dont wanna work aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#science industry (derogatory) questionable laboratory conditions (derogatory)#felt cute; thought about retiring early idk
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In other news, my church sign has been hit by a car for the *checks notes* fourth time
#my dad says he’s starting to take this personally lol#also The Boy is calling me Friday. less nervous than before but still nervous#I think the thing I may have figured out as to why I’m feeling panicky about this is that (at least currently) it doesn’t feel intense at#all. like does that make any sense? maybe this is because I’m not a teenager anymore but like#he’s smart he’s funny and makes me laugh we share some interests but are also fairly different he’s easy to talk to but I don’t feel like#I’ve been hit in the head with a frying pan? does that make any sense??#argh. and he literally has said nothing about feelings like at all#which is chill with me on the one hand but on the other I have NO IDEA how he feels about me#I mean the fact that we text all the time and he talks to me for hours on the phone kind of says a lot but he’s literally said NOTHING#like he’s probably just waiting until I’m not on the other side of the globe that makes sense and I like taking it slow but also THE#UNCERTAINTY GIRLIES#I love the friendship and the fact that we jive so well as friends but though I may not seem like it in-person I AM A ROMANTIC HELP
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Roller coaster by nmixx & Night Aviation by gwsn
I had to wait to listen to them because I didn’t know both songs, but I like Night aviation the most I think ! Both are good but this one is more my style !
send me two songs or two discographies and i will tell you which one i prefer
#i did listen to most Gwsn title songs but I’m meh about them this one is really good though !#I’m thinking of trying to listen to nmixx lately the girls seems really sweet and funny#but some of their songs scares me (in a i don’t think I’ll like way) but others sound like songs I would like idk#lovely anon💜#send me two songs or two discographies and i will tell you which one i prefer
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I caught myself looking like 😑 again at the grocery store today and I feel so awkward. I don’t want to come off as an asshole to anyone working there (it must suck as a job, especially during summer tourist season) but my face is just like this! I think it would be really funny if I got a custom t-shirt one day that just said “sorry, it’s (probably) not you. My face is just like this” with the 😑 emoji under it
#emma posts#when it doesn’t look like 😑 it looks like 😳#i just remembered today that part of the reason it’s like this was that in highschool if i looked like that my bullies got bored#was always switching between 😑 and 😳 and now those are just my defaults#the 😳 would probably be around regardless tho#it’s kinda funny how my teacher mom has strangers approach her regularly but my dad and I and maybe my brothers don’t get that#but my dad is 6ft with a 😑 expression most of the time in public#my brothers have different vibes but are also huge#youngest has got an awkward gentle giant energy#and middle kid has what I can only call a ‘more subtle bakugo rizz’ if that makes any sense#dude needs to take his meds like the rest of us#I really went from 😳 elementary to 😑 highschool expression wise#and one is anxiety and autism while the other is autism and defense against bullies#but now my face is just like that by default and it’s super awkward#I’m also self conscious about how i look while laughing#but that’s a mostly separate thing#mostly#non-human animals get the ☺️ expression though so they like my vibes better#I also try to be like that with kids. and I am a little internally. but I also panic about how the respond to them#I’d blame one specific younger cousin experience but I’m not totally sure#either way I look a little less 😑 to them but probably still a little 😳#kids with anxiety seem to like me though. we get each other’s vibes I guess 🤷♀️#but gods. I don’t want to look at cashiers like 😑 in the checkout but i keep doing it#and when i consciously try to stop i often look more like 😳#girl has no rizz if you’re not a cat#I react the same way to energetic dogs as I do most kids which is a bit weird tbh#I end up looking like a combination of 😳😐😬😦😅 when I try to talk to neighbors#my only advantage is that people think my jokes are funny. at least in person#and I can at least tell when someone is faking their smile response#if there are two things I can usually pick up on it’s nervousness and amusement
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woaw that’s so cool you made mgs3 except now I can see the dirt particles!!! anything else? no?
#hope I’m wrong n they pull a fast one and it’s an alternate story or something (even though they’re saying it’s not)#like you just released the hd collection literally all delta has going for it is that it looks nice#except now it’s gonna be a much bigger game file size wise bc it’s a 4k unreal game#and it’s probably gonna sell for the same amount as the hd collection#(<- which makes since they did rebuild the game from the ground up in unreal)#idk I think if you’re gonna remake anything make it mg2ss so it’s bareable. 4 me :3#<- went to double check myself to make sure there wasn’t a twin snakes situation where the title makes it seem like it is it’s own thing#“if they remade the mg games it would need a whole ass overhaul” yeas that’s the poiintt who tf would buy a game they just bought but#the graphics are nicer most people can’t even run it that well <- I hope setting the graphic settings to poor just makes it og mgs3 that wo#be soo funny#I just think there’s more fruitful endevaours I’m just being a hater tbh
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sorry to post against the tide here and comment upon completely different spoilers but I feel really strongly [WITCHER SPOILERS READ NO FURTHER] joey batey is going to pull a I Was Playing Unreciprocated Feelings Actually misha collins/james lance style since he’s now legally allowed to kiss the worst man in the witcher canon* after the showrunner Categorically Denying Those Allegations Of Queerness (IN SPITE OF ALL THOSE VERY SPECIFIC LYRICS ETC ETC.). and good for him. suck your Ambiguous Allegations leading men dry, lads
*I mean it’s a high bar but really. really. what are they going to do, pretend he DOESN’T turn into the witcher 3 [redacted]?
#nothing but ambiguous dislike in my heart for henry cavill as a person and hate to be a misogynist. however#the showrunner does seem like an absolute dick + nepo hire + AND she fully was like ‘WHAT gay vibes’. so. against the wall#sorry to post at all I’ll delete this soon it has such a specific knowledge base in order to understand what I’m saying at all#‘why are you posting witcher spoilers and not redacted’ well because I respect redacted more than the witcher tv show hope that helps#though again the posts are very funny if anyone wants to be unspoiled I do respect that#witcher spoilers for ts#I’m not a book purist at all I just think the tv show is progressively and increasingly abominable#deleting htis. sorry. to post. on everyone else’s witching hour#kira for ts#again. all in misha collins’ new america post nov 5#refuse to credit ofmd with this cultural shift. no
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Okay but are dating apps hard for everyone to use? I literally have to sit and agonize over swiping right on someone for days. I gotta mentally map out every potential conversation and subsistent 50 years of marriage I could have with the stranger based on the allotted paragraph bio.
#I always other think this#or I don’t swipe because what if someone more like me is behind this person#I got one of those superswipes from someone who is very handsome and seems like A Lot and I had to wait 48 hours thinking about every#possible personality they might and and all branching conversations we could have from each of those#also I can’t help but think people either misswipe or have ill intentions if they like me because. what’s wrong with you. why#god I really wish I had fallen head over heels in love with bumble guy. he was perfect in every way.#employed. didn’t live to work though. in a book club. extraordinaryily handsome. exceedingly kind and understanding. identical interests.#and yet it wasn’t even a friendship I craved or mourned when I realized we hadn’t spoken in a week.#I wonder why that happens. he should have been a perfect friend. but meh.#hhhhhhh I just like looking at all the pretty pictures and reading peoples bios#why do I bother to swipe it’s so anxiety inducing.#actually I do know why I swiped. I’m reading Helen Hoangs new book and it’s inspired me figure myself out and grow as a person while#meeting the absolute perfect person right off the bat and with no effort#which is funny because clearly I’m suspicious and distasteful of people who like me lmao. so why do I want that aalskshaka#anyway. late night rambling. hhhhhh. perfect person fall out of the sky so I don’t have to take these tiring baby steps 😩
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[ID: a screenshot of a Genshin party containing Xingqiu (Lv. 60), Chongyun (Lv. 20), Shenhe (Lv. 50), and Xiao (Lv. 70). It is labeled “Family reunion :) ”. End ID.]
Got chongyun randomly off standard and decided to make this team that I will probably not even use just bc I think their interactions would be funny 🥰
#this is unofficially (didn’t have enough space) called the ‘hey auntie meet my boyfriend whom you hate :)’ team#based off shenhes seeming distrust for/dislike of xingqiu lmao#and xiao’s there 1) bc I love him#2) bc I needed someone who’d make sense with the team (knows shenhe thru the adepti & chongyun through his status as an exorcist)#and 3) bc i thought it would be funny bc he’d definitely hate the energy I created in the studio today (I.e. this team)#also if I ever DO use this team I at least put a little bit of work into building him#(not that I’m Good At building characters and really I only have half the recommended artifact set on him#but he regularly does 2-5k which is good enough for me tbh)#(I am Not Good At This Game)#genshin impact#(I prefer to think abt how my silly little characters would interact rather than actually figuring out how to make them fight good)#(though it would be nice if they fought good. anyways.)#anyways if cloud retainer was playable I’d probably put ger here instead of xiao bc I feel like she’d make the team dynamic even funnier#I feel like she’d either distrust/dislike Xingqiu as well and be like Chongyun Why Do You Hang Out With This Boy#or she’d love xingqiu and poor shenhe would have to hear ‘one thinks you should give this boy a chance’ like 5 times a week LMAO#anyways I like thinking silly thoughts abt how the characters would interact sorry lol I think they’re neat
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE LIKE 20+ WHAT
anon you have no idea how many times i’ve gotten this LMAOO—no, i’m 16 shsjsbxkdsn
i am SO curious to know what about me makes people think i’m older though
#it’s so funny to me every time#glad to know i seem older online#in real life though? people think i’m 13 at first#and i’m immature as FUCK#your mom jokes + dick jokes + I WANNA PUSH THE ELEVATOR BUTTON!!!!#wjksbakxjal#asks!!!
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guess who’s Overqualified
#it’s ok he referred me to another department and will still take me if that doesn’t work out but#I. have to laugh becuase my mom was fucking right on this one fhshdjjwfnnwjxjwj she said I’d probably look overqualified for a steward job#what sucks though is if I get the job he referred me to instead I’m pretty sure it’s gonna pay less than the steward job would#I think it’d be minimum wage instead of the 17 id get dishwashing#but I mean. honestly whatever gets me hired I guess#the chef was cool I definitely don’t think this went Poorly#just. I don’t know it’s kinda funny#it seems like I’m overqualified or underqualified for every job enfjdfjjsdj#kibumblabs
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do i make ford’s secretary that lincoln is sleeping with norwegian or do i act normal
#questions i ask myself on tumblr even though no one will know the context so i just seem norwegianphobic#i should probably act normal but it’s also probably too late for me to act normal abt lincoln and ford considering. well. considering#i already came up with this whole story idea abt this norwegian lesbian#that is ALSO set in nyc#it was going to be set in the early 80s but yknow. i could bump it up a decade#make her a little older#and then i’d have like a whole side story that goes with lincoln and ford’s story#so basically i had this idea for these characters named dot and poppy#both named after disconnect the dots by of montreal☹️#and they’re in a bad stupid new wave band in the early new wave scene in the 80s#BUUUT instead they could be in a bad stupid indie rock band in the indie rock scene in the 90s#and dot is norwegian. like actually from norway#poppy is a loser american#HM. WONDER WHERE THAT CAME FROM. FROWNS.#frowns#i’m frowning#i’m frowning.#but what if DOT was ford’s secretary#that would be crazy#dot is short for dottie b t dubs#in case anyone doesn’t know that and thinks i just gave my character a stupid name#hahaha! i would never give my characters stupid names! me? nooo never!#forget about alph abbot ok. ok. ok. ok.#alphabet. i’m so funny#ok i’m done talking now#lincoln & ford
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