#just. I don’t know it’s kinda funny
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guess who’s Overqualified
#it’s ok he referred me to another department and will still take me if that doesn’t work out but#I. have to laugh becuase my mom was fucking right on this one fhshdjjwfnnwjxjwj she said I’d probably look overqualified for a steward job#what sucks though is if I get the job he referred me to instead I’m pretty sure it’s gonna pay less than the steward job would#I think it’d be minimum wage instead of the 17 id get dishwashing#but I mean. honestly whatever gets me hired I guess#the chef was cool I definitely don’t think this went Poorly#just. I don’t know it’s kinda funny#it seems like I’m overqualified or underqualified for every job enfjdfjjsdj#kibumblabs
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The FNAF Mikes talk about their extended family..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#mike schmidt#henry emily#aunt jane#fnaf movie#fnaf pizzeria simulator#fnaf fanart#AUNT JANE FINALLY MENTIOMED 🔥🔥#tbh I didn’t mean for it to take this long just to draw Jane but here we are#I still got a handful of fnaf movie characters I still gotta draw BAHA#one day I’ll do em all#THIS IS a lil joke of comparing Michael and Mike’s extended family relationships#it’s actually kinda interesting we don’t get much insight into Michael and Henry#but I always kinda assumed Henry was close enough to the family to be considered family#so to Michael Henry is his uncle#and they have a complicated relationship in their later years#WHILE MIKE knows aunt Jane and doesn’t like her BAHAH#she did keep trying to bank off Abby#and sent a crew to vandalize his work to get him fired#SO YEAH UNDERSTANDABLE they don’t have the strongest relationship 💀💀#the differences are pretty funny though.. ones angsty and the other is almost comedic#no shade to aunt Jane btw we love awful women here 🙏🏾
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Just a fun little thought. Danny has a black lantern ring following him. I mean he was? Is?dead. Even if he has already essentially re animated himself in a sense.
Ellie has the white ring following her around for fun. Plus that feels fitting with how the ectoplasm brought her to life. She skipped the whole dying part.
Neither of them have any plans to touch them. Who knows what it will do to them. A sword from the realm can send people to there worst nightmares with a single touch. Nope. No touching random glowing objects ever again.
I can imagine them touching something and it going wrong at least once. Knowing Danny and Ellie. Probably more like at least 10 times before it sunk in. So they now know. Just don’t. No touching for them.
#dpxdc#dpxdc prompt#dpxdc crossover#like the ring could see Danny as dead#him showing up in front of his family dead would be something#but he’s already alive kinda#Danny knows not to touch stuff#he had learned his lesson#wierd glowing ring nope#not today#plus i think it would be funny to see some of the lanterns thought about this#Danny and Ellie meet up at least once of month and both just don’t talk about the rings
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Idk something
#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#chilchuck#chilchuk tims#chilchuk dungeon meshi#falin touden#falin dungeon meshi#marcille donato#marcille dungeon meshi#izustumi#izutsumi dungeon meshi#falin x marcille#I don’t think chilchuck is homophobic#I just needed a hater and he’s the realest hater I know#this doesnt make sense#but trust#it was kinda funny in the moment now idk
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I actually REALLY love mk11 especially how the women look
I just haven’t really gotten around to drawing much content from it yet
#the skarlet drawing is for my sister#she has a major obsession with skarlet and it’s kinda funny#she’s been drawing her nonstop for days#unpopular opinion? I’m not sure but mk11 kitana>>#I don’t know what it is about mk1 kitana but I can’t bring myself to like her the same way as the mk11 one#like don’t get me wrong she’s still good… but mk 11 kitana was a KAHN#mk11#mortal kombat 11#mortal kombat#kitana#skarlet#doodles#my art#forgot to add this but I think skarlet would love monster high dolls#just food for thought#I mean… am I WRONGGG??#also I wanna draw her hanging out with sareena#scrawny lil goth women my beloveds
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Evil weirdo trio that lives in my brain,,
#postal game#postal 1#postal 1997#postal fanart#hatred#hatred game#hatred 2015#critterocs: cricket#I realjy likkee crickjuet.. in his original source material she gets tormented by an evil cannibal twink and it’s kinda funny#I don’t know why he doesn’t just fight the twink (knows why)#sorry about that uhhh tag time#digital art#digital drawing#digital doodle#digital sketch#sketch#sketches#doodle#doodles#drawing#drawings#art#my art#fan art#fanart#oc#oc art#postal 1 dude#p1 dude#postal dude
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they’re being VERY generous with the marketing of this tour if things are gonna keep going they way yesterday did like don’t sit there with your pizza and giggle and tell me to take my mum or sister or bf im so glad I just said fuck it and bought myself a ticket instead of trying to drag a clueless friend or someone with me I’d genuinely rather kms than have any blissfully unaware person in my life know anything that’s gonna go on in this show
#it’s kinda funny but also nothing is funny.#also ik they said you don’t need to know the lore and people said they explain everything to a certain extent but#imo it’s so much worse for most of us that Know everything#im being so vague everyone knows I like dnp but they’re just chronically offline enough to not know how unhinged they are now#im gonna be like yeah the “comedy show” I went to was so funny and cool 👍#while wearing my merch everyday and making a shrine of phracelets and photocards#maniphesting#dnp#dan and phil#phan#🌸#tit tour#terrible influence tour#not spoilers
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College (uni??) AU catering to my own interests as it should always be hehe :)
#projecting my major on Vash because them mfs who have changed from the med field majors to that one have some tragic things to tell#and also because I think that Vash would be such a wonderful designer I don’t know why it’s a gut feeling#Nai the law major because of course he would have you seen the guy#he would be a personal injury lawyer because lore#fun fact Nai rested for a semester after the incident with Vash while Vash took two.He never told Nai he would be changing majors#so it was a big big shock for him. they fought again but yk I’ll explain more on that if anyone is interested#as to Kni and WW I thought it’d be funny if they shared a common subject that required a lot of team assignments#and they can NEVER work out together. being an absolute nightmare to the rest of their group#separately they are great to work with. even if Kni can come off as too bossy sometimes he is actually a great leader#and WW would always deliver things on time exactly as it was asked from him#but Kni and WW just never really matched. Kni was too rude at times when WW made a mistake and WW would always clock him if he passed a line#like insulting his reasons for wanting to study security#one day Kni tells him at the beginning of a new semester where they both have unfortunately landed on a shared subject again#“you are not suited for that sort of job Wolfwood. you should simply give up and why don’t you go play role model to your little kids’’#then WW beats him again and then is like hey yk what you’re kinda right. and changed majors and he feels so much more at home studying#education/teaching than security. he fucking hates some things but the end goal makes it worthy#Trigun Uni! AU#because I don’t know how differently a college and a uni work#trigun#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun stampede#vashwood#trigun fanart#wolfwood#vash#Nai saverem#millions knives#lenssi draws#pen!
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Laddies we got an Au
Long post below the cut and some disturbing imagery, so be advised.
So it takes place after Pearl sunk Abalone and his fleeting. This time however her sisters actually stuck around to check on her after everything and actually managed to help her open up…some how.
Though her heart wasn’t stained black she will never be the same.
However she was able to build up the strength to talk to Lord Oyster again. She never fully forgave him for giving away her pearl, but he was there after the attacks to take care of the pirates who had somehow managed to avoid dying to take them to justice. This showed the mermaids that some cookies could be trusted. Because of this Pearl became a guardian for The House of Oyster and oh boy did that do wonders for their reputation!
With her making peace with all her pain she didn’t fully become Black Pearl and is kinda grey(-ish purple) I need to work on her design a bit more obviously, but she followed a lot closer to Crimson and takes her job as a protector seriously enough. Some may wonder if she enjoys a good fight more than defending her friends.
Also her sister and Frilled Jellyfish have her tokens to try and brighten her up some.
Through all this Lord Oyster swore he would redeem himself to his moon (she asked him not to call her that anymore lol) So he dedicated a good chunk of resources to trying to locate her pearl! This mission was passed down through the generations until finally…
Oyster Cookie had finally gotten a big lead and was able to send one of the best captains and his crew out to try and recover it.
Unfortunately they ran into a slight problem.
The sea the pearl was said to be found in was rough and could capsize a ship twice their size. Caviar wanted to go alone, but with a crew as stubborn as he they braved it together as one! (Candy Diver died in a different accident and Caviar still managed to find them and bring them aboard because he’s just that good at sniffing out crew mates.)
Alas it wasn’t just a storm.
It was a trap.
A band of pirates forged a letter hoping Oyster herself would show up so they could get a nice tidy ransom, but when a harder than nails crew showed up in their place they were far from pleased.
The Salty Shark crew hold their ground well, but being outnumbered four to one never seems to end in your favour.
Caviar was the last to go down and was thrown overboard to his watery grave like the rest of his crew. After The Silent’s crew was demolished completely the pirates set out to “commandeer” her, but immediately things started to go wrong for them. Things went so wrong that at least two were killed on their scramble to get off the boat while many more met their soggy fates as they threw themselves overboard in preference to whatever was on their with them.
Guess what movie franchise this is based on :D
As the legend says the captain pulled himself up out of the deep that night and sails his waters of the Duskgloom searching for his crew to bring them safely aboard and finally leave that damned place. However the captain’s kindness runs short with strangers who cross his path, especially those who fly the skull and crossbones.
The Silent is still under his full command and all orders are carried out will full efficiency.
Now Oyster wanted the return of her pearl to be a surprise with a big celebration after, but when the captain never returned and those she sent to look for him disappeared she had few other choices than to send her most capable guard.
#black pearl cookie#captain caviar cookie#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#oh his I don’t want to tag all those characters#uhh#candy diver cookie#oyster cookie#lord oyster cookie#swap au#caviar didn’t actually kill his rescue crew. he just kinda dumped them on an island because they freaked the fuck out when they saw him#also they tried to take him out of there without his crew and as we all know “no cookie left behind!#they might end up dead there tho. it’s not a very big island.#the oysters are fun to draw tho! why did no one tell me this?#pls look how I drew blue in that dumb fuck family guy death pose with a comidic amount of strawberry jelly#I think it’s dumb and funny#also the face caviar’s ‘bones’ are coral that got stuck in his dough because cookies don’t have bones#AND HIS HAIR IS REPLACED WITH KELL (except for the caviar because it fit real well)#originally I was going to give him a puffer fish that hung out by his side or on his belt but then I was like he already has Candy Diver’s#eyes on his headband. do I really need to be any more in the nose here?#body horror#blood
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Emey can I change you and ask for number 5 with Seth/Allison? I understand if not considering you don't draw Seth often <3
Maybe not but that is not to say I won’t draw him 😘
Requests are open until the end of Dec ‘23 💕
#shout out to the other alliseth request#don’t know if I’ll get around to it#but here’s an alliseth nonetheless 🫡#also I know it’s a typo but reading my name as ‘emmy’ was kinda funny#in a sweet way yk#OH YES WHILE WERE HERE#to be clear when I say ‘you can send rare pairs’#I mean send in literally whatever you want#the worst that can happen is that I just don’t draw it#I’m not interested in calling anyone out for an uncommon ship#you can do whatever you want it’s a big wide internet out thereeeee#and I will do what I want lmao#anyway ty snow#fan art#my art#aftg#all for the game#seth gordon#allison reynolds#alliseth#asks#mistletoe ask#requests#chibi#digital
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an incredibly rough comic. i think star fragments would taste like a scintillating phantasmagoria of light, a severe electric shock, a newfound gambling addiction, and a hint of the nastiest artificial grape flavour you’ve ever tasted. sonic is imbued with the power of slot machines now
#i don’t know how comics work in the slightest i’m just fucking winging it lmao#genuinely i’m still figuring out how this shit works so if you have any feedback id love to hear it#i think the first page would be p good with some work. the second is kind of a clusterfuck but could be salvaged#the third is just funny (i hope lol)#my art#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sth#my comics#frontiers#sonic frontiers#doodles#all that spawned this is that star fragments look like konpeito and i fucking love konpeito but i don’t have konpeito#can’t play any games these days without thinking of her (konpeito. because theres so many star items that look like konpeito)#very unlikely this gets past this stage cause i suck at finishing normal drawings let alone comics i’ve never finished a comic before#but i do kinda wanna finish this
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I think it would really advance society if we admitted that mothers can be just as toxic and abusive if not more than dads and stopped dismissing it as “they gave birth to you”
#like that’s manipulation sorry#just because they gave birth to you doesn’t mean they just get a free pass#mommy issues#the mother wound#mother issues#miscellaneous#misc.#misc.txt#willow talks#this is inspired by some replies to a comment where I jokingly said I would disown her on a post where a girl posted screenshots of texts#from her mom and with a picture of lana but she spelled it alana del rey#it wasn’t even my mom and it was just a hypothetical situation for me that I’m not even involved in#and people are just freaking out in the comments#it’s kinda funny#but also like sad honestly#also like stop assuming stuff about people’s families#like my mom walked out on me when I was three and had made no effort to contact me#but they don’t know that they just know respect your mom regardless#like the fact that they gave birth to you and are doing these horrible things to you only makes it worse#willow.txt
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its so hard to watch time pass when things like careers and assignments exist. what do you mean im supposed to take that seriously
#I have an assignment that was due a week ago and I really really dont want to do it. I have to but i dont want to#im probably making it worse because my brain has built a wall around it so now i can’t do literally anything else until thats done. but#because I don’t want to do it I’m just kinda stuck. turns out this is what they meant when they said emotional regulation is part of#exec dysfunction.. I’ll have a thought like if I get a little bit of it done now i can get it over with. I can just submit something#and then not even 5 minutes later itll be like ugh but I have to draw all the assets out. I have to write things and make spreads ugh#and its just flopping between those two things. i hate it when ppl are like well how much time do you need to work on one thing#because BOY id love to know too. I’d love to know exactly when my brain wants to cooperate with me and work around that but I cant#even my period can’t decide when it wants to punch me in the stomach. which is kinda funny in the grand scheme of things but still#its so weird im just lying on my bed thinking abt all this like damn.. the time will pass anyways no matter what I decide to do.. damn….#if I submit that assignment now and take the L I literally won’t die. it’ll just be a deduction on an assignment nobody will ask me about#I know this but I’m still stressing myself about it so my thoughts aren’t really connecting to my body. weird#maybe its because Im having a hard time looking forward to things. theres definitely a lot I should be living for but I don’t really feel#a strong attachment to it I guess? it’s been like this for a while with holidays and meeting with friends so I just don’t#I kinda figured its because im pretty passionless and its more like passing interest. but it’s not very fun when it feels like I’m going to#be living distraction to distraction for the next 70 years or so lol#idk it kind of feels like slowly bleeding out. which is funny because I actually did experience blood loss this week#had a 30 minute nosebleed and literally could not stand. also it felt like someone was pinching the back of my brain which was interesting#yapping#does this count as vent#vent#Ive just been making an oc carrd and contemplate changing my blog header for the past 3 days honestly
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Imagine a strawhats family brunch where they go to a normal restaurant and show up with like 6 normal people, a tiny raccoon (sorry chopper), a giant robot man, and a skeleton. All the staff have to rush to put a shit ton of tables together.
Nami makes Chopper pretend to be a child so he can order off the kids menu for less money. He agrees to it until they try to make him sit in a high chair and then he gets pissed. He ends up sitting on Zoro’s lap until he picks a fight with Sanji, at which point he moves to Robin’s.
Franky breaks the chair he tries to sit on and ends up having to sit on the floor. He has to explain to the waiters that he only wants cola 3 separate times.
Luffy orders about 20 meals for just himself and they have to bring over another table just to set down all the food.
Zoro argues with the waitstaff about there being a no weapon rule. Robin adds fuel to the fire by claiming that her body is a weapon. The restaurant ends up allowing it.
Sanji tries to keep everyone in line at first and is pretty calm for most of the meal, although he does ask a few too many questions about the recipes for the chef’s liking. He also ends up ordering for several member of the crew (Chopper who can’t decide, Nami who makes him pick what she would like best between the two she’s having trouble deciding between, and Zoro who will only grunt at the waiter in annoyance after they tried to tell him his swords weren’t allowed inside).
Zoro casually tries to get Sanji to fight with him by messing with the food insulting him throughout the meal.
Brook starts playing the restaurants piano, which all the patrons find quite lovely until Franky starts playing guitar with him and then it’s just a touch too loud.
Robin uses her limbs to casually switch around peoples meals so they end up eating something different every bite. She tries to gaslight Ussop that’s she’s not doing anything when he calls her on it.
Towards the end of the meal and tired of not being able to rule Sanji up, Zoro decides to claim he’s done with his food despite there still being a large chunk of rice left. This prompts Sanji to start yelling a him about not leaving any food uneaten and culminates in Sanji trying to force the food down Zoro’s throat.
Chopper panics thinking that Zoro is going to choke and ends up physically separating the two by throwing them across the room from eachother. He gets mad at Zoro when he realizes that he is fine and just wanted to start a fight. Luffy ends up finishing Zoro’s remaining food during the scuffle.
Eventually, they scare away all the other patrons and Nami tells the restaurant owner that they will leave if they pay her the cost of the meal. She ends up leaving with double the amount she came in with.
They are banned from that restaurant and most others in the area after this incident.
#this is kinda stupid but I thought it was funny :)#I don’t know Jimbe well enough to add him but I image he would be just like a normal person among the chaos#one piece#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#sanji#nami#nico robin#franky#brook#ussop#tony tony chopper#straw hat pirates#homegrown worms
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Marchil crumbs masterpost
Because I can and I will. Someone already made a tiny one way back but I lost it idk if it was here or on reddit… And we’re so small that we have no tag… I can’t credit you sorry marchil warrior you are not forgotten. I’ll definitely updating this whenever I find a new crumb. We’ve already reached the 30 pics cap part 2 coming soon. They do interact a ton I suppose. As always it’s not because I put moments on here that I’m saying they’re inherently romantic blablabla.
Part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6 - part 7
My vision: Unstoppable force vs immovable object. Corrupt (money) bitter divorcee and corrupt (magic) hopeless romantic. Emotional constipation vs emotional intelligence. Streets savvy vs prestigious academic. Girl with the longest lifespan possible who has trauma over loss x guy with the shortest lifespan who has trauma over past romance. They would take their romantic interest to the fricking grave. Halfling vs elf. Emotionally distant vs clingy and needy… Not that Chilchuck doesn’t seek her attention plenty ngl. By all means they are so incompatible and yet their dynamic is so delightful, opposites certainly do attract if Kui’s to be believed because these two constantly drift towards each other.
To me they're the embodiment of "If we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known". Oh actually that'd apply to Laios and Dunmeshi as a whole as well-
She’s his worst nightmare. Opening up to someone?? The audacity to ask that of him. She raises his blood pressure to dangerous levels. He would risk his life for her.
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HIS WORST NIGHTMARE (what he needs). She's classified as a friend who won’t shut up btw Notice how on the dating sim chapter cover, the clicky hand is always on the choice he ended up choosing in canon except for two, Falin’s and Marcille’s. Meaning he may have hesitated on it, on telling her she was pretty? She’s front and center~
It’s notable that Marcille is the main victim of his teasing, he criticizes Laios and everyone plenty but teasing is done much more towards her than anyone else, and we can see that it is something he enjoys. Perhaps one of the things that put him in a good mood the most, besides alcohol and laughing at others in general lol. Here’s a post compiling a lot of that teasing: link
He often confronts her about things and teases/insults her but it's always without any real animosity, sometimes having problems with her actions but never disliking her.
She craves his approval? More likely than you think.
Chilchuck having a sparkly flustered Marcille on his mind and failing to pull her ponytail so she'd give him her attention the right way, then being devastated when she claps back lol. For as much as he teases her, she’s very much able to stand up for herself when it goes too far and to challenge him on some flaws he may have.
Marcille’s canon shapeshifter of Chilchuck is the most convincing one/last one standing! In which he was nicer because Marcille still had some trouble not seeing him as young and thus innocent. Which besides the whole age thing, her having an accurate but nicer version of Chilchuck in her mind is pretty flattering lol
In the earlier chapters they stick by each other the most, often sharing knowing glances and judging the other together. They share this complicity and "wow finally someone sane in this party" energy that none of the others have in quite that way. Comrades in disgust.
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He cannot escape her gossip, she will not rest until she knows all and has met his family and romanticized his life and relationships. She’s the one who pushes Chilchuck to be more open about himself the most. Which, we do also see her being jealous when Chilchuck opens up more to others instead of her, like pic below. Moreover, we see that she’s able to read him like a book to the point that it freaks him out!! Oh the horror of being known… Relationship goals, freak him out bc you understand him so well Oh can I just point out as well that they're the only ones who saw each other's succubus. Like wow knowing each other's most alluring form? Dayum
When doing her theory about what happened between him and his wife, the pictures where her roleplaying as his wife, like literally with her being a half-foot like in the changeling chapters and the mini chilchuck for a baby lmaooo. Which I just now realized that means Marcille’s question about if his wife has blonde hair is valid, we technically don’t know if he already liked blondes or if it’s an acquired taste. Give me a sec to recover from that-
But yeah Marcille is so people-obsessed that she catalogues every little detail about someone, like how Chilchuck complains when he has to wait after someone… She notices things and takes them in stride even if they’re flaws. (In first page, it's the bottom row middle panel)
She wanted to sleep in his bed when Izutsumi was being clingy and she didn't want to sleep alone <3
Here he goes to her to either help her stay upright or comfort her… Uncharacteristic of him but very sweet. What are you gonna do if she collapses on you big guy, collapse along in a show of solidarity?
He's been shown to make sure Marcille stays safe a few times as well, like below. No I will not accept "she's the healer of the party" as a full explanation. He really does get an arc, from not wanting to be anywhere near the battlefield to sticking by his party members. Unlike Laios, Senshi and Izutsumi they both tend to hang in the back in battles, I love how they often strategize together as well.
The reverse is also sometimes true. Especially with how non-shy Marcille is with physical contact, interestingly she's way less delicate about saving others than him lol.
He’s the only one shown to flinch when she makes a noisein the bath which leads me to think he’s the one most flustered by the whole Marcille changing and bathing close by thing, it prob doesn’t help that he has great hearing but yeah, he seems to be hyperaware of her presence in those instances and overreacts.
"Come with me and braid my hair every day!" Meanwhile Chilchuck is fighting for his life holding her at an arm’s length
I can’t believe this is on his ADVENTURER’S BIBLE DESCRIPTION like that thing is one big paragraph about his whole character and you allotted that important limited space for this. Kui do you hear yourself
Part 2 here
#Dungeon meshi#marcille donato#chilchuck tims#marchil#Marcille x chilchuck#Chilchuck x marcille#Funny story before I knew there was already a good ship name (marchil) i was using every other iteration like marchuck and chilcille#Shipping crumbs#i’ve never multishipped as much as for Dunmeshi it’s kinda wild#You will never know my next move never know what ship i’ll talk about next#This ship is so ancient and has survived the war for me. Ok peepaw let’s get me back to bed#Oh and pls don’t come for me for calling Chil money corrupt I don’t mean it that seriously i swear. Just in the money > friends sense#That we saw a lot from him at first#i got so much laimar crumbs while looking for marchil ones too. man these are tedious and tiring to make tho#i am every dunmeshi fan afraid of shipping's worst nightmare#does that make the community chilchuck and me Marcille
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visiting mom’s and I drew on crinkly old graph paper that I’m pretty sure I’ve had since high school lol
#JAMIAZU#Jamil viper#azul ashengrotto#cereal tries to draw#twst#blah blah blah blah blah save me stupid little freaks save me#twisted wonderland#they’re just funny little guys#I also want them to be best friends btw like they’re my fave to ship but ALSO I love#the idea of them being best friends who are like. love/hate bond kind of bother each other#I swear whenever I don’t know what to draw i always default to them or cater#you should see the ten billion sketches of jamiazus in my sketchbooks that i don’t post lol#I mean. it always kinda looks the same LOL but still 😇#i just think they’re funneeeee
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