#just. I don’t know it’s kinda funny
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guess who’s Overqualified
#it’s ok he referred me to another department and will still take me if that doesn’t work out but#I. have to laugh becuase my mom was fucking right on this one fhshdjjwfnnwjxjwj she said I’d probably look overqualified for a steward job#what sucks though is if I get the job he referred me to instead I’m pretty sure it’s gonna pay less than the steward job would#I think it’d be minimum wage instead of the 17 id get dishwashing#but I mean. honestly whatever gets me hired I guess#the chef was cool I definitely don’t think this went Poorly#just. I don’t know it’s kinda funny#it seems like I’m overqualified or underqualified for every job enfjdfjjsdj#kibumblabs
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The FNAF Mikes talk about their extended family..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#mike schmidt#henry emily#aunt jane#fnaf movie#fnaf pizzeria simulator#fnaf fanart#AUNT JANE FINALLY MENTIOMED 🔥🔥#tbh I didn’t mean for it to take this long just to draw Jane but here we are#I still got a handful of fnaf movie characters I still gotta draw BAHA#one day I’ll do em all#THIS IS a lil joke of comparing Michael and Mike’s extended family relationships#it’s actually kinda interesting we don’t get much insight into Michael and Henry#but I always kinda assumed Henry was close enough to the family to be considered family#so to Michael Henry is his uncle#and they have a complicated relationship in their later years#WHILE MIKE knows aunt Jane and doesn’t like her BAHAH#she did keep trying to bank off Abby#and sent a crew to vandalize his work to get him fired#SO YEAH UNDERSTANDABLE they don’t have the strongest relationship 💀💀#the differences are pretty funny though.. ones angsty and the other is almost comedic#no shade to aunt Jane btw we love awful women here 🙏🏾
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Malevolent is kinda funny from the king in yellow’s perspective
like imagine reaching out your window and then your hand gets fucking cut off so you have to make a giant elaborate plan to get it back. Then you learn that a stupid depressed rat stole your fucking HAND and has been carrying it around, and when you finally get your hand back it then flips you off, slaps you, and runs away with the rat.
#malevolent#yellow malevolent#I’m still listening to season 2 so I don’t know everything yet#I just think it’s kinda funny#imagine part of yourself choosing a rat over you#like I would be pissed too
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Just a fun little thought. Danny has a black lantern ring following him. I mean he was? Is?dead. Even if he has already essentially re animated himself in a sense.
Ellie has the white ring following her around for fun. Plus that feels fitting with how the ectoplasm brought her to life. She skipped the whole dying part.
Neither of them have any plans to touch them. Who knows what it will do to them. A sword from the realm can send people to there worst nightmares with a single touch. Nope. No touching random glowing objects ever again.
I can imagine them touching something and it going wrong at least once. Knowing Danny and Ellie. Probably more like at least 10 times before it sunk in. So they now know. Just don’t. No touching for them.
#dpxdc#dpxdc prompt#dpxdc crossover#like the ring could see Danny as dead#him showing up in front of his family dead would be something#but he’s already alive kinda#Danny knows not to touch stuff#he had learned his lesson#wierd glowing ring nope#not today#plus i think it would be funny to see some of the lanterns thought about this#Danny and Ellie meet up at least once of month and both just don’t talk about the rings
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Idk something
#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#chilchuck#chilchuk tims#chilchuk dungeon meshi#falin touden#falin dungeon meshi#marcille donato#marcille dungeon meshi#izustumi#izutsumi dungeon meshi#falin x marcille#I don’t think chilchuck is homophobic#I just needed a hater and he’s the realest hater I know#this doesnt make sense#but trust#it was kinda funny in the moment now idk
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Translations by @.midnightsukki on twt
#Endo being an Ume hater through and through will never not be funny to me#Sugar baby Endo and also sugar daddy Endo we love to see it#the fact that Endo’s hair is just ✨like that✨ pisses me off like okay we get it you’re perfect#WAIT DOES CHIKA TATTOO???? LIKE OKAY WOW tattoo artist Chika#canvas Endo for apprentices is honestly kinda sweet ngl#I love that Chika is just like ‘I wear whatever I like’ I fuck with that#I LOVE Chika not even knowing how expensive things are because Endo just takes care of it#he’s so SPOILED#I live for them sharing clothes and it being called ‘their closet’#okay so they DO live together#also Chika bb please don’t break down the door#i adore them so much#wind breaker#windbreaker#yamato endo#chika takiishi
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I actually REALLY love mk11 especially how the women look
I just haven’t really gotten around to drawing much content from it yet
#the skarlet drawing is for my sister#she has a major obsession with skarlet and it’s kinda funny#she’s been drawing her nonstop for days#unpopular opinion? I’m not sure but mk11 kitana>>#I don’t know what it is about mk1 kitana but I can’t bring myself to like her the same way as the mk11 one#like don’t get me wrong she’s still good… but mk 11 kitana was a KAHN#mk11#mortal kombat 11#mortal kombat#kitana#skarlet#doodles#my art#forgot to add this but I think skarlet would love monster high dolls#just food for thought#I mean… am I WRONGGG??#also I wanna draw her hanging out with sareena#scrawny lil goth women my beloveds
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Evil weirdo trio that lives in my brain,,
#postal game#postal 1#postal 1997#postal fanart#hatred#hatred game#hatred 2015#critterocs: cricket#I realjy likkee crickjuet.. in his original source material she gets tormented by an evil cannibal twink and it’s kinda funny#I don’t know why he doesn’t just fight the twink (knows why)#sorry about that uhhh tag time#digital art#digital drawing#digital doodle#digital sketch#sketch#sketches#doodle#doodles#drawing#drawings#art#my art#fan art#fanart#oc#oc art#postal 1 dude#p1 dude#postal dude
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they’re being VERY generous with the marketing of this tour if things are gonna keep going they way yesterday did like don’t sit there with your pizza and giggle and tell me to take my mum or sister or bf im so glad I just said fuck it and bought myself a ticket instead of trying to drag a clueless friend or someone with me I’d genuinely rather kms than have any blissfully unaware person in my life know anything that’s gonna go on in this show
#it’s kinda funny but also nothing is funny.#also ik they said you don’t need to know the lore and people said they explain everything to a certain extent but#imo it’s so much worse for most of us that Know everything#im being so vague everyone knows I like dnp but they’re just chronically offline enough to not know how unhinged they are now#im gonna be like yeah the “comedy show” I went to was so funny and cool 👍#while wearing my merch everyday and making a shrine of phracelets and photocards#maniphesting#dnp#dan and phil#phan#🌸#tit tour#terrible influence tour#not spoilers
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College (uni??) AU catering to my own interests as it should always be hehe :)
#projecting my major on Vash because them mfs who have changed from the med field majors to that one have some tragic things to tell#and also because I think that Vash would be such a wonderful designer I don’t know why it’s a gut feeling#Nai the law major because of course he would have you seen the guy#he would be a personal injury lawyer because lore#fun fact Nai rested for a semester after the incident with Vash while Vash took two.He never told Nai he would be changing majors#so it was a big big shock for him. they fought again but yk I’ll explain more on that if anyone is interested#as to Kni and WW I thought it’d be funny if they shared a common subject that required a lot of team assignments#and they can NEVER work out together. being an absolute nightmare to the rest of their group#separately they are great to work with. even if Kni can come off as too bossy sometimes he is actually a great leader#and WW would always deliver things on time exactly as it was asked from him#but Kni and WW just never really matched. Kni was too rude at times when WW made a mistake and WW would always clock him if he passed a line#like insulting his reasons for wanting to study security#one day Kni tells him at the beginning of a new semester where they both have unfortunately landed on a shared subject again#“you are not suited for that sort of job Wolfwood. you should simply give up and why don’t you go play role model to your little kids’’#then WW beats him again and then is like hey yk what you’re kinda right. and changed majors and he feels so much more at home studying#education/teaching than security. he fucking hates some things but the end goal makes it worthy#Trigun Uni! AU#because I don’t know how differently a college and a uni work#trigun#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun stampede#vashwood#trigun fanart#wolfwood#vash#Nai saverem#millions knives#lenssi draws#pen!
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Wuh-oh guess who got the art bug. Guess who got inspiration.
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#redstone and skulk#tanguish#helsknight#EB mention#nexart#coloring the dolls with a large marker in my fist#glueing paper eyelashes as we speak#cuddles of course#mostly inspired by me normally drawing Tanguish as kinda like a clingy cuddles#cuddler**#so I just switched it a little#love drawing sleepy guys#don’t know if HK would actually abide by the cat rules for Tanguish but thought it’d be funny#also had tonna fun painting over the Tanguish sketch#just had fun with colors
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Laddies we got an Au
Long post below the cut and some disturbing imagery, so be advised.
So it takes place after Pearl sunk Abalone and his fleeting. This time however her sisters actually stuck around to check on her after everything and actually managed to help her open up…some how.
Though her heart wasn’t stained black she will never be the same.
However she was able to build up the strength to talk to Lord Oyster again. She never fully forgave him for giving away her pearl, but he was there after the attacks to take care of the pirates who had somehow managed to avoid dying to take them to justice. This showed the mermaids that some cookies could be trusted. Because of this Pearl became a guardian for The House of Oyster and oh boy did that do wonders for their reputation!
With her making peace with all her pain she didn’t fully become Black Pearl and is kinda grey(-ish purple) I need to work on her design a bit more obviously, but she followed a lot closer to Crimson and takes her job as a protector seriously enough. Some may wonder if she enjoys a good fight more than defending her friends.
Also her sister and Frilled Jellyfish have her tokens to try and brighten her up some.
Through all this Lord Oyster swore he would redeem himself to his moon (she asked him not to call her that anymore lol) So he dedicated a good chunk of resources to trying to locate her pearl! This mission was passed down through the generations until finally…
Oyster Cookie had finally gotten a big lead and was able to send one of the best captains and his crew out to try and recover it.
Unfortunately they ran into a slight problem.
The sea the pearl was said to be found in was rough and could capsize a ship twice their size. Caviar wanted to go alone, but with a crew as stubborn as he they braved it together as one! (Candy Diver died in a different accident and Caviar still managed to find them and bring them aboard because he’s just that good at sniffing out crew mates.)
Alas it wasn’t just a storm.
It was a trap.
A band of pirates forged a letter hoping Oyster herself would show up so they could get a nice tidy ransom, but when a harder than nails crew showed up in their place they were far from pleased.
The Salty Shark crew hold their ground well, but being outnumbered four to one never seems to end in your favour.
Caviar was the last to go down and was thrown overboard to his watery grave like the rest of his crew. After The Silent’s crew was demolished completely the pirates set out to “commandeer” her, but immediately things started to go wrong for them. Things went so wrong that at least two were killed on their scramble to get off the boat while many more met their soggy fates as they threw themselves overboard in preference to whatever was on their with them.
Guess what movie franchise this is based on :D
As the legend says the captain pulled himself up out of the deep that night and sails his waters of the Duskgloom searching for his crew to bring them safely aboard and finally leave that damned place. However the captain’s kindness runs short with strangers who cross his path, especially those who fly the skull and crossbones.
The Silent is still under his full command and all orders are carried out will full efficiency.
Now Oyster wanted the return of her pearl to be a surprise with a big celebration after, but when the captain never returned and those she sent to look for him disappeared she had few other choices than to send her most capable guard.
#black pearl cookie#captain caviar cookie#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#oh his I don’t want to tag all those characters#uhh#candy diver cookie#oyster cookie#lord oyster cookie#swap au#caviar didn’t actually kill his rescue crew. he just kinda dumped them on an island because they freaked the fuck out when they saw him#also they tried to take him out of there without his crew and as we all know “no cookie left behind!#they might end up dead there tho. it’s not a very big island.#the oysters are fun to draw tho! why did no one tell me this?#pls look how I drew blue in that dumb fuck family guy death pose with a comidic amount of strawberry jelly#I think it’s dumb and funny#also the face caviar’s ‘bones’ are coral that got stuck in his dough because cookies don’t have bones#AND HIS HAIR IS REPLACED WITH KELL (except for the caviar because it fit real well)#originally I was going to give him a puffer fish that hung out by his side or on his belt but then I was like he already has Candy Diver’s#eyes on his headband. do I really need to be any more in the nose here?#body horror#blood
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Emey can I change you and ask for number 5 with Seth/Allison? I understand if not considering you don't draw Seth often <3
Maybe not but that is not to say I won’t draw him 😘
Requests are open until the end of Dec ‘23 💕
#shout out to the other alliseth request#don’t know if I’ll get around to it#but here’s an alliseth nonetheless 🫡#also I know it’s a typo but reading my name as ‘emmy’ was kinda funny#in a sweet way yk#OH YES WHILE WERE HERE#to be clear when I say ‘you can send rare pairs’#I mean send in literally whatever you want#the worst that can happen is that I just don’t draw it#I’m not interested in calling anyone out for an uncommon ship#you can do whatever you want it’s a big wide internet out thereeeee#and I will do what I want lmao#anyway ty snow#fan art#my art#aftg#all for the game#seth gordon#allison reynolds#alliseth#asks#mistletoe ask#requests#chibi#digital
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I think it would really advance society if we admitted that mothers can be just as toxic and abusive if not more than dads and stopped dismissing it as “they gave birth to you”
#like that’s manipulation sorry#just because they gave birth to you doesn’t mean they just get a free pass#mommy issues#the mother wound#mother issues#miscellaneous#misc.#misc.txt#willow talks#this is inspired by some replies to a comment where I jokingly said I would disown her on a post where a girl posted screenshots of texts#from her mom and with a picture of lana but she spelled it alana del rey#it wasn’t even my mom and it was just a hypothetical situation for me that I’m not even involved in#and people are just freaking out in the comments#it’s kinda funny#but also like sad honestly#also like stop assuming stuff about people’s families#like my mom walked out on me when I was three and had made no effort to contact me#but they don’t know that they just know respect your mom regardless#like the fact that they gave birth to you and are doing these horrible things to you only makes it worse#willow.txt
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its so hard to watch time pass when things like careers and assignments exist. what do you mean im supposed to take that seriously
#I have an assignment that was due a week ago and I really really dont want to do it. I have to but i dont want to#im probably making it worse because my brain has built a wall around it so now i can’t do literally anything else until thats done. but#because I don’t want to do it I’m just kinda stuck. turns out this is what they meant when they said emotional regulation is part of#exec dysfunction.. I’ll have a thought like if I get a little bit of it done now i can get it over with. I can just submit something#and then not even 5 minutes later itll be like ugh but I have to draw all the assets out. I have to write things and make spreads ugh#and its just flopping between those two things. i hate it when ppl are like well how much time do you need to work on one thing#because BOY id love to know too. I’d love to know exactly when my brain wants to cooperate with me and work around that but I cant#even my period can’t decide when it wants to punch me in the stomach. which is kinda funny in the grand scheme of things but still#its so weird im just lying on my bed thinking abt all this like damn.. the time will pass anyways no matter what I decide to do.. damn….#if I submit that assignment now and take the L I literally won’t die. it’ll just be a deduction on an assignment nobody will ask me about#I know this but I’m still stressing myself about it so my thoughts aren’t really connecting to my body. weird#maybe its because Im having a hard time looking forward to things. theres definitely a lot I should be living for but I don’t really feel#a strong attachment to it I guess? it’s been like this for a while with holidays and meeting with friends so I just don’t#I kinda figured its because im pretty passionless and its more like passing interest. but it’s not very fun when it feels like I’m going to#be living distraction to distraction for the next 70 years or so lol#idk it kind of feels like slowly bleeding out. which is funny because I actually did experience blood loss this week#had a 30 minute nosebleed and literally could not stand. also it felt like someone was pinching the back of my brain which was interesting#yapping#does this count as vent#vent#Ive just been making an oc carrd and contemplate changing my blog header for the past 3 days honestly
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ninjago fanart I need: Zane and Arin detectiving together!
#I’m kinda sad Zane didn’t do any detectiving with Arin#It would’ve been so funny#Zane monologuing everything while Arin is just really confused about it while trying to solve the case#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#Yes I know detectiving is not a real word. No i don’t care.
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