#god i saw this beautiful man and he was so gorgeous so pretty i cant help but write something
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Those eyes, in them I see the prettiest shades of brown
And those rough loving hands which hold my face close to yours
You're an ace my dear, and my pride thrives beyond the universe's horizon
Its mutiny, to be adorned with such warm colours
Your brown skin, like fine robust beans a rich flavour
The aroma wakes my mornings with enthusiasm
I'll brew your skin with my lazy kisses
In our petite room, as the sun gets lost
In the silk of your hair, my dearest
You're my phenomenal golden hour
I lock you in my arms, I wish your wandering eyes to,
Rest here forever,
I'll stay here, as long as you want me to,
I'll taste you like my young shots of tequilla
I wish to treat you a supper,
I made, with our 2AM shows in the kitchen
Oh my, my gorgeous lover, you're my reverence
You're the yearning of a child
The ethereal flowers of the wild,
Untouched and undiscovered,
You're the first breeze of the autumn,
And you're my ephemeral shrine
You're my, my only love.
#alexa play lover by taylor swift#god i saw this beautiful man and he was so gorgeous so pretty i cant help but write something#i havent seen man of such ethereal beauty my entire life#my eyes have been so blessed#i guess i am in love#idk#but#whatever#desi poet#desi poetry#spilled poem#desi stuff#desipoem#desiblr#desi tag#poemblr#love poem#poetsblr#poetry#anshinked
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꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴lewis hamilton x singer!wolff!y/n
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔lewis keeps lurking under y/n’s posts, so y/n posts the hardest yet softest launch known to man
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ face claim ﹔madison beer
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕cussing, fluff
y/nwolff
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y/nwolff i miss u paris
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username MOTHERRRRRRR
username the first photo 🧎🏽♀️🧎🏽♀️🧎🏽♀️
username I WANT YOU SO BAD
username you’re soOoOoo–
username MY WIFE 🤞🏽😩
username my crush on you gets worse by the day
username WE NEED YOU BACK IN THE PADDOCK
username mommy? sorry, mommy? sorry. MOMMY???
username pls say ur attentending the next gp, we miss u bro 😭
mercedesamgf1 we miss you around baby boss ☹️ 💗
➜ y/nwolff i NEED to see u guys 😭🖤
username you’re literally the prettiest girl alive i swear
username new music when 🧐
username LANA DEL RAY CODEDDDDD
lewishamilton 🤩😍🤩
lewishamilton no one like you
lewishamilton you’re actually so pretty 😍
➜ y/nwolff missing u especially lew 🥺
➜ lewishamilton when are u coming again :(
➜ y/nwolff next week i promise !!
username i have a crush on you miss wolff
➜ username ur just like me fr
landonorris the whole paddock misses u
➜ y/nwolff I CANT WAIT TO SEE U LANDINOOOOO
username my girl my girl my girl 😩
username mineeeeee 😖
username new music when ma’am? we’re starving
username y/n i need new songs like i need air
username 🕯 manifesting new songs 🕯
charles_leclerc i miss you around
➜ y/nwolff i miss u too :’(
➜ charles_leclerc GIVE US NEW SONGS Y/N
➜ y/nwolff DON’T YELL AT ME 😭 IM IN THE STUDIO AS WE SPEAK
➜ username LMFAOOO CHARLES
➜ username SO TRUE BESTIE CHARLES
➜ username oh he’s just like us fr
username charles is so real
username i miss you violating the boys at the gp
➜ y/nwolff me too man, me too.
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y/nwolff
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y/nwolff been here for one hour and pops already wants to die 😁
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mercedesamgf1 welcome back baby boss 🫡
➜ y/nwolff 🖤🤞🏽
lewishamilton u look gorgeous that jacket goes hard
➜ y/nwolff the best taught me
lewishamilton second fit tho 👀
➜ y/nwolff like what u see 🤭
username beautiful, gorgeous, pretty, angelic, iconic, once in a life time, will never be mine, i want her so bad, literally perfect.
username mommy 😩
username i saw u irl earlier and almost dropped to my knees
username YOURE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON IVE EVER SEEN MY EYES WERE BLESSED
username you don’t understand how down bad i am for you
username where’s the new song 🥲
username the fact that i’ll never be ur girlfriend makes my mental
username GOD WHY CANT U BE MINE
susiewolff we missed you beautiful 🥳💘
➜ y/nwolff u’re my favourite person forever 🤞🏽🖤
➜ lewishamilton i thought i was ur favourite 🥲
➜ y/nwolff you are!!! you’re my special mine
➜ username WHAT
➜ username “SPEICAL MINE” ???
➜ username lewis get in line ur not special to me
➜ username WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN
➜ username Y/N WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOR
➜ username DAMN LEWIS MOVE
➜ username Y/N YOURE MINE WHAT IS THIS
➜ username WHAT IS GOING ON
landonorris u better come to the mclaren garage
➜ y/nwolff omw rn 🏃🏼♀️
carlossainz55 if you don’t come to the ferrari garage charles might kill himself
➜ maxverstappen1 nope, rb garage first
➜ y/nwolff can’t we all hang out in one place 😀
➜ danielricciardo no
➜ charles_leclerc absolutely not, i need my y/n time
➜ landonorris i literally got here before all of you get in line
➜ pierregasly you’re all jokes, y/n tell them i’m first
➜ lewishamilton i’ve been here since 8 am, i’m actually here first
➜ carlossainz55 oh come on mate she’s ALWAYS with you let’s us have her ffs
➜ lewishamilton no.
➜ y/nwolff lew stop it
➜ y/nwolff all of u come see me at catering, it’s either now or never bc dad doesn’t want me to see the rb boys
➜ mercedesamgf1 baby boss, big boss says come to his office 😖
➜ y/nwolff SEE. YALL DONE GOT ME IN TROUBLE. GOD. SOMEONE SAVE ME.
➜ lewishamilton omw 🏃🏾
➜ y/nwolff slay prince charming
username this comment section is making my head spin
username ARE Y/N AND LEWIS-
username loosing my mind, this is the best comment section ever
username these are thee comments to ever
username WHATS GOING ON WITH Y/N AND LEWIS YALL
lewishamilton
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lewishamilton 🎈 🎂
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y/nwolff happy birthday lew, i love you <3
➜ lewishamilton i love you more, thank you for everything love 🖤
mercedesamgf1 happy birthday to the goat 🎂
carlossainz55 happy birthday lewis!
louisvuitton 🎈🎈🎈
danielricciardo HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEWWISSS
landonorris happy birthday you icon.
charles_leclerc happy birthday ❤️🖤
pierregasly HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEW !!
susiewolff happy birthday lewis, we love you 💗
y/nwolff
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y/nwolff look at us, you and i back at it again. happy birthday to you lewis. lewis, the love of my life, and the only man i’ll ever post on my page because other wise it’s paid promo. i’ve loved you since the very first moment i laid eyes you and i will always love you. you’ve always been the kindest, and just the sweetest person i’ve ever come across, you’re the brightest light in the room like the lightening that illuminates the sky in the darkest nights. my one and only love, the one i’ll always look forward to seeing at the beginning and end of all my days. my baby and my darling angel, you’re the faint sun rays through the window when the sun begins to rise and the bright moonlight when the moon is full in the sky, you’re the shinning eyes of a little kid that got their favourite candy and and the intoxicating scent of freshly sprayed cologne. you’re the only person who can truly lift me up and make me feel better regardless of what i’m going through and there hasn’t been a single dull moment with you, and i hope it stays this way. you’re the inspiration that makes an artist smile from ear to ear with excitement and the glowy beautiful snow flakes that fall every winter. you’re the laughter that bubbles insides visitors at disneyland and the answer to ‘what is love?’. you’re every thing i could ever ask for and more; and there’s nothing that i wouldn’t do to be able to love you for a lifetime. forever always sounded like a long time, but i would give up everything if i get a forever and then some with you. i love you. i will always, always love you. always.
with that being said, northern lights (lewis’ song) is out now, available on all streaming sites.
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username LANA DEL RAY LYRICS?? OH THEYRE IN THIS LOVE SHIT FOR LIFE
username i just fell down the stairs.
lewishamilton wow.
username ahahaha i’m so normal abt this !!!! ahahHHAAHHA
charles_leclerc lewis is crying
➜ lewishamilton liar
➜ carlossainz55 it’s fine we’re all crying with you
➜ username LMFAO CHARLES
username OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL
username CRYING BECAUSE WHAT 😃
username THEYRE DATING ??? OH MY FUCK THEYRE DATING.
username Y/N STAND UP THIS ISNT YOU YOURE MINE 🥲
username “the only man i’ll ever post otherwise it’s paid promo” poetic hilarity.
username IVE OFFICIALLY CRACKED.
username TEARSSSSSS 🥹🥹🥹
username THIS IS SO CUTE IM CRYING 🥺🥺
username “you’re the faint sun rays through the window when the sun begins to rise and the bright moonlight when the moon is full in the sky” Y/N OH MY GOD
username oh. oh she really loves him huh.
lilymhe crying this is adorable, what’s not adorable is that she was my wife first.
➜ lewishamilton your wife?
➜ lilymhe did i stutter?
➜ y/nwolff omg babygirl i’m blushing stop 🤭
➜ lewishamilton she is mine, lily, goodnight.
➜ username okay possessive king
username I WANT LOVE LIKE THIS
username bUT WE HAVE KIDS Y/N-
username [crying violently]
username “brighter than the northern lights, you’re in every colour” SOBBINGGGGG
username THE SONGGGGG BRO THE SONG
username I WANT A SONG DEDICATED TO ME TOO
username the fact that we just have to find out abt releases is hilarious, no schedule, no nothing
username “like paintings in a picture frame there’s only you i see right now” Y/N WOLFF, YOU DID IT AGAIN.
username MY PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIP IS GONE 💔💔💔
landonorris repulsive, done beautifully. adorable even.
lewishamilton okay maybe i am crying 😕🖤
mercedesamgf1 were in tears this is everything 🥹❤️
mercedesamgf1 the grid’s power couple 🤞🏽‼️
mercedesamgf1 big boss says the song is beautiful
➜ y/nwolff YESSSSSSS 🥳🥳
➜ username toto is just like us fr
lewishamilton thank you for giving me the opportunity to love you for the past three years my love and i’m grateful for everything you’ve done for me. i love you 🖤
➜ y/nwolff i love you more than love itself
➜ username GODDDDDDDDD
➜ username ME WHENNNN UR HONOR
➜ username THREE YEARS ??!?:&/&;&/
➜ username i can’t anymore
username 😭😭😭😭😭
#f1 x reader#f1 smau#f1 fanfiction#f1 x you#f1 x y/n#lewis hamilton x reader#lewis hamilton x y/n#lewis hamilton x you#lando norris x reader#charles leclerc x reader#carlos sainz x reader#daniel ricciardo x reader#pierre gasly x reader#toto wolff x reader#wolff!reader#singer!reader#max verstappen x reader
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SECRET’S OUT | HF39.
✩ — summary: you and hector are in a relationship that you both decided to keep private in order to protect yourself and him from fanatical fans and media scrutiny… that is until you are shipped with his teammate which sends him to do something impulsive: post you in public.
✩ — héctor fort x fem!reader
✩ — author’s note: not back i did this for funsies nd in honor for 24/25 sznnnn starting next month also i dont speak spanish i used google translate soz if there’s some mistakes 🫶🏼
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youruser italy was a dreaaaam 🇮🇹♥️🥲 !!!!!! will miss it here sm pero extraño más mi hogar (but i miss my home more)
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friend CHICA HERMOSA TE EXTRAÑO 😍 (beautiful girl i miss you)
youruser 🥹 gracias amiga (thank you friend)
marcguiu9 será mejor que me traigas algún recuerdo (you better bring me some souvenir)
lamineyamal yo también 😎 (me too)
youruser déjame en paz 🙄🙄🙄 (leave me alone)
pablogavi 😍❤️
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random OMFGGGG THE BARCA BOYS?????
random she’s friends with marc and lamine?? who is this girl
random probably gavi’s gf? he commented a heart eyes emoji and she liked it
random GAVI NOOOOOOOO
random hector in her likes too stop
random i dont blame him she’s fine asf 😭😭😭
random im gonna kms
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youruser 💐 volver a casa :) (back home)
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random as if she couldn’t get hotter ofc she’s a culer im in love
random hala madrid
random fuck off
friend stunning!!!!!
random she’s so unreal
random waiting for gavi to reply 🤓
random hector and gavi in the likes this is insane
pablogavi ❤️
random BITCHH
random I SHIPPPPP they look so cute together
random you’re delusional go back to sleep 🤣
hctorforrt_ bienvenido de nuevo (welcome back)
youruser :)
random NAHHHHHHHH FUCK OFF
random HECTOR WHAT
random SHE REPLIED HOLD ON
random wait what about gavi????
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hctorforrt_ contento (contented)
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random THE SECOND SLIDE????? it’s so over
random the soft launch 😭 congrats 😭 whoever 😭 she 😭 is 😭
marcguiu9 vamos hermano ❤️❤️ (let’s gooo brother)
lamineyamal eres tan caliente 😫 (you are so hot)
random LMFAO LAMINE
marcbernal_ hermanoooo ❤️ (brother)
pablogavi vamonoooos 😍 (let’s goooooo)
random oh my god did anyone else noticed the similarities between y/n’s post and hector’s?
random YEAH i thought i was the only one 😭 the matching camera pose???
random but isn’t she gavi’s gf?
random nothing is confirmed
random i like her better with gavi
random girl boo
joaofelix79 hector con novia 😮 (hector with girlfriend)
lamineyamal él debería esconderse (he should hide)
joaofelix79 demasiado tarde 😂 (too late)
random SPILL IT WHAT THE HELL
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youruser visca barca!!!!! 💙❤️ estoy muy orgulloso y feliz, el partido fue increíble! 🥹 (i am very proud and happy, the match was incredible)
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friend bonita! 😘 (pretty)
youruser gracias linda! 🥲🥲🩷 (thank you pretty)
random i was sitting behind her 😭 can confirm she’s absolutely gorgeous and veryyyyyy kind
random who’s kit was she wearing???
random she was wearing hector’s kit! she cheered so loud when he got an assist w fermin’s goal it was amazing 🤩🤩🤩
random SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. WAR IS OVER.
random i saw her wave hello to gavi?????
random man im fucking confused now
random cant let the gang know i fw y/n gavi hector issue
_ferminlopez 🤩❤️
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hctorforrt_ tuve suerte 😁 (i was lucky)
youruser me pregunto porque 🤔 (i wonder why)
random ok it’s so obvious alr im crying
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hctorforrt_ @/fcbarcelona 🔥💯
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youruser chica orgullosa aquí 🙋🏻♀️ (proud girl here)
random she forgot the friend
hctorforrt_ hice lo mejor que pude para alguien especial 😉 (i did the best i could for someone special)
random rip gavi 🕊️
pablogavi ¿por qué estoy muerto? (why am i dead?)
random ICBBBBBBBB 😭😭😭😭😭
_ferminlopez 🍬🍬
marcguiu9 orgulloso de tí hermano 🥰 (proud of you brother)
random HOTTTTT
random VAMOS BARCA 💙❤️ (let’s go)
random finally had minutes and u delivered BLESS U HECTOR
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hctorforrt_ mi amuleto de la suerte ❤️ @youruser (my lucky charm)
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fcbarcelona 💯🔥❤️
youruser 🥲 mi chico favorito (my favorite boy)
hctorforrt_ te amo niña bonita (i love you pretty girl)
pablogavi FINALMENTE (finally)
hctorforrt_ finalmente 😌 (finally)
pablogavi jaja ustedes chicos 🤦🏻♂️❤️ (haha you guys)
lamineyamal MAMÁ Y PAPÁ (mom and dad)
youruser sólo somos un año mayores que tú 😒 (we are only a year older than you)
marcguiu9 😍😍😍 hermosa pareja (beautiful couple)
* ♥ by author
random this is so adorable 😭
random I KNEW IT
random such a hot couple im dying
random they’re perfect i shed tears
random oh my days
random she’s so beautiful 😭🫶🏼
* ♥ by author
alejandrobalde 🔥
random so i can still have gavi 😍
random brother eugh
#fc barcelona#football x reader#hector fort#barcelona x reader#hector fort x reader#hector fort x you#pablo gavi#marc guiu#lamine yamal#pau cubarsi#joao felix
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summertime; mick schumacher
mick and his girlfriend take summer break very seriously when they go on holiday with his fellow drivers.
includes; suggestive content, plus size!reader, bisexual!reader (mentioned), mick & pierre besties. pictures are NOT mine. all found on pinterest.
yn ✔️
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yn mickschumacher don’t keep me waiting x
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mickschumacher the only thing that will be waiting tonight will be the restaurant because 👀
yn hurry up and finish at the gym then, baby
pierregasly don’t you dare cancel on dinner just because you and mick want to fuck.
yn we won’t cancel! we’ll just miss the starters?
pierregasly i cant fucking stand you two
ynandmickslovechild oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
landonorris the toilet roll on the bin really makes this picture
yn i have my tits out and THAT’S what you’re focusing on? lando lando lando
landonorris you’re dating mick ! i’m being a respectful gentleman
lewishamilton i’m not 👀
hamiltonslewis oh my good god mick is your girlfriend single
yn she wishes x
mickschumacher you what??
itselenaberri YN WOW
yn thanks baby <3
mickschumacher ✔️
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mickschumacher summer holiday mode with my girl 🤍
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ginaschumacher have fun you two! 🤍
mickschumacher thanks gina! 🙏🏼
yn i wonder why you posted this one…
mickschumacher 🤔🤔 hm i have no idea
yn liar liar pants on fire.
mickandyn “my girl” 🥹🥹🥹🥹
pierregasly if you two are gonna be at it like rabbits i’d rather know now because i’m traumatized after that plane journey
yn should’ve knocked x
estebanocon no funny business please 🙏🏼
landonorris we have more of a chance of pigs sprouting wings and flying
yn ✔️
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yn it’s a good night when this dress comes out😍
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mickschumacher it’s definitely going to be a good night for me 🥵
mickschumacher god. your ass is fucking massive
yn words of affirmation, your love language 😍
ginaschumacher can u not just say she’s pretty and move on.
mickschumacher no.
schumisgirlfriend idk what mick sees in you
yn i could tell you… but instagram would block me. stay humble queen x
hamiltonsricciardo mick saw yn in that dress and let his intrusive thoughts win. and i do Not blame him. i am no better than a man.
corinnaschumacher yn!! you are beautiful, this dress is gorgeous 🥳 make sure my mick treats you right tonight!!
yn thanks corinna🥹
mickschumacher i’ll treat her real nice mama don’t worry about a thing ❤️
mickschumacher ✔️
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mickschumacher great view 😍
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yn my personal photographer 🤍
mickschumacher with his own personal stash😉
yn the one time i tried to be romantic.
corinnaschumacher so beautiful!! 😍😍😍😍
micksangels he’s literally a yn fan account 🥹
yn he knows his place that’s why <3
estebanocon i beg of you to both just calm down please
mickschumacher no
yn ✔️
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yn cheesin’ 😍
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mickschumacher i love you more than life
yn i know 😌
georgerussell63 oh. this is a very nice post
yn wish i could say the same about yours u dirty slut put ur muscles away x
hamiltonsangel yn i owe you my LIFE thank you for taking this picture
yn you’re so welcome bestie i’m so glad i could provide for u <3
landonorris why’s mick’s shirt blacked out
yn bc he had a pic of my tits on it
landonorris ffs
yn you walk into these situations lando it’s really not my fault
jackdoohan thank god you cut his meat grabbers out of the picture
yn MEAT GRABBERS HAHAHAHAHAH
yn you’re not wrong tho
mickschumacher are my toes really that bad
jackdoohan ……
mickieschumacher get someone the way mick looks at yn 😻
yn ✔️
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yn full of cocktails but wishing i was full of something else 🤔 mickschumacher i’m waiting…
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mickschumacher are you wearing any underwear?
yn i’ll let you work that one out x
mickschumacher check your messages.
pierregasly well… i’d have cancelled our plans too if i was mick
mickschumacher fuck you you’ve got your own
georgerussell63 fucking hell you’re insufferable when you’re drunk
yn i love it when you talk dirty x
landonorris i hope you mean full of food 😡
yn well… technically my mouth would be full..
landonorris how do i delete my eyes 😄
lewishamilton 👀
mickschumacher back off, lewis. she’s my girl, find your own.
yn 😻😻🤭
mickschumacher ✔️
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mickschumacher soaking up the moments like this 🤍
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landonorris have you finally recovered from last nights post from yn, thought you were dead
mickschumacher you should ask yn, not me 😌
landonorris why is it always me
danielslando ANGIEEEEEEEEEEE
yn my babies 🤍 love you more than life
mickschumacher we love you too ❤️
ginaschumacher 🥹🥹🥹 you’re the cutest
pierregasly photo credits jeeeeeez
mickschumacher no
mercedeschumacher yn and francisca being close and simultaneously bringing together mick and pierre is my favourite thing out of this whole relationship
yn join the club xx
yn ✔️
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yn told you guys, he’s a beefcake now cause he carries my fat ass around. gonna miss you when you have to go and race again ☹️
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mickschumacher i wouldn’t ever want to carry anybody else 🤍
yn and i wouldn’t ever want to clean up after anybody else 😌
mickschumacher just say you love me ☹️
yn i love you x
corinnaschumacher such a beautiful picture of you two! can’t wait for you to come home 🥳
yn we can’t wait to see you either, corinna!
danielricciardo thanks for the photo credits 😕
pierregasly sucks doesn’t it
lewisandmick still don’t understand why mick’s into fat girls like u
yn fit* girls, ur autocorrect is fried x
estebanocon you two haven’t had any noise complaints for a while… is everything okay?
yn you’ll need earplugs tonight, micks feral x
mickschumacher 😳🫣
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Hello could I ask for headcanons of kuroo, sakusa and suna with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous s/o ?
Absolutely love Haikyuu requests (≧◡≦) The boys are all so cute and dorky ♡
Characters: Kuroo | Sakusa | Suna x f! reader TW: unchecked works
Kuroo Tetsuro
He calls you all the pretty names in the dictionary and beyond.
"Hello stunning flower of the galaxy”
Stares at you so much and smiles to himself wondering how is he so lucky.
When someone else stares at you, he’ll pull an arm around you and smirk at whoever’s staring, expression telling them I know, but she’s mine.
When you dress up and look extra pretty for him on date nights, he gets excited and tells you, “can’t wait to come home already~”
Also tells you he cant wait to have pretty babies with you. “Ahh I hope our kids take all your genes, cause you’re perfect”
He upkeeps himself well for you to, making sure he stays in shape and takes care of his skin.
Sometimes you laugh a little at him doing his brows. Once in awhile you’ll whine for him to accompany you awhile more and skip the gym.
“Baby, not everyone is effortlessly perfect like you” he pecks you on the lips.
Feels slightly in secure at random times. Especially when he’s stressed with other things.
But you remind him that “beauty is just something that is on the outside, it’s what inside that matters, Tetsu”
Stroke his hair, he’ll be ok in no time.
Sometimes YOU get insecure too, cause “what happens when I get old and I’m not longer pretty?”
Kuroo always has a brow lifted at you whenever you ask that question, “thank god, then I won’t have that much competitors anymore”
Sakusa Kiyoomi
He didnt like you because you were pretty in the first place. I feel like Sakusa would be the type of person that’s immune to looks.
He thinks you’re gorgeous because he’s madly in love with you.
It was only until he realise men staring at you or men asking for your number whenever you’re out, that he started to feel annoyed.
He’ll walk up to you and pull you flush to his body, giving the death stare to them.
“Don’t want any germs and viruses on you babe.”
If you’re there watching his games, and he catches people staring, he’ll be more annoyed. His spikes are harder and deadlier.
But he feels better when he hears you shout and cheer for him. He feels proud knowing that the most beautiful girl in the room only has eyes for him.
Likes it when you wear his jersey or anything shirt that shows his name to his game and he’ll try to get you vip seats so that you don’t have to squeeze with the crowd.
Well, this man doesn’t really care about what anyone else thinks so comments like “beauty and the beast” or “she is better off with” don’t really affect him. He wouldn’t have dated you if you were the type that only cared about looks.
Whether you were all dolled up or in your pjs he always found you drop dead gorgeous anyway.
Once in awhile he’ll say things like “not sure why do you bother to doll up when you’re already beautiful.”
He’s just a sweetheart.
Suna Rintaro
Can’t deny that the first time he saw you he was shocked. You really caught his attention with your beauty.
But as time went by he realised that you were not only pretty on the outside but even more beautiful on the inside.
He never really believed that you would fall for him since he felt he wasn’t really that good looking compared to others on his team but it seems that he had you falling head over heels for him.
He wasn’t bothered by people staring at you because he takes pride in watching those people’s faces when they realise this pretty girl belongs to him.
He loooooves it when you show him physical affection in public like holding onto his arms, hugging him, running towards him. He doesn’t show it on his face but the thrill he gets when he looks at other people’s face gets him on.
Of course when he sees that you’re being harrassed by other guys for like a picture or your number, he’ll just stroll up to you and pull you away.
He’s lazy to start an argument with dumb people but if really necessary you can expect the most sarcastic remarks from him.
Likes it when you wear a hoodie so he can pull the hood over your head so that “you don’t attract so much attention from those flies.” Gives you eskimo kisses when you’re in your hood hehe.
When you dress up for an occasion he blushes a little at how fucking beautiful you are and how lucky he is to have you.
Takes random photos of you and posts them with no caption.
You can never feel insecure about “what if I grow old and wrinkly and am no longer pretty” when you’re with Suna.
“Good lord I dont have to protect you from those pesky dudes anymore.”
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Obey Me Outfits
Okay so I was scrolling through tumblr and I saw this pic CREDIT TO @ewesless FOR POSTING IT AND ABSOLUTELY RIPPING THESE GUYS TO SHREDS-
I have some words I would like to speak
LUCIFER: The actual outfit is super cute and I like seeing him in relatively comfy attire but he's posed like he's taking a pic for his tinder profile. This poor man-
MAMMON: He absolutely is a model because the outfit is giving moldy banana covered in black sharpie and yellow highlighter tied to a string but he STILL looks good
LEVIATHAN: OHSHC cosplay done with clothes already in his closet. YOU CAN'T HAVE A BROWN TIE AND SHIRT WITH BLUE PANTS AND A WEIRD PATTERENED BLUE JACKET. PICK A COLOR SCHEME, BABE
SATAN: Oh honey you look beautiful. You're so cute. WHY DO YOU DRESS SO GOD AWFUL ALL THE TIME. YOUR WEIRD TEAL PANTS AND NEON GREEN SWEATER. YOU HAVE CUTE CLOTHES. YOU LOOK SO SWEET. WHAT WAS THE REASON.
ASMODEUS: Beautiful. You look gorgeous. STUNNING. HE WAS ALWAYS PRETTY AND HAD GOOD FASHION BUT HE LOOKS SO CUTE. - 3-
BEELZEBUB: The shirt is reminding me of pizza toppings and I can't tell if that was the goal but it IS what it's giving. His hair makes me wanna shoot myself. It feels like Asmo was like "NO WE'RE TAKING FAMILY PHOTOS AND YOUR HAIRS A MESS." and shoved it to the side- I like everything else, at least the jacket and pants match
BELPHEGOR: Yeehaw. He looks really sweet but it doesn't feel very "Belphie" ya know? He looks like he has a berry farm, not like he kills people and pranks his brother all day, every day.
SOLUTION FROM WORST FIT TO THE BEST:
Mammon: I'm sorry- Either wear black pants and a yellow belt with your weird shirt or wear a black shirt with your weird pants. You look great, Sweety, but let's be honest it's a mess.
Leviathan: If you want a brown shirt and tie, get dark brown pants and match it with the jacket WITHOUT A FUCKING PATTERN. If you wanna be blue, a light blue shirt, a blue tie. LOSE THE JACKET. BURN IT WITH FIRE. PICK A NEW ONE. OR DON'T! ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES, UNBUTTON IT A LITTLE AND LOSEN THE TIE, BAM. HOT.
Beelzebub: Different shirt- Anything else. Just wear a necklace or rings for pops of color.
Belphegor: You look adorable, but it's giving "I'm gay and I'm seeing my conservative grandparents on the country side". If you told me he willingly wore jeans, I'd call you a liar.
Lucifer: The pose is awful- The pants feel boring. Get a chain or something- AND DONT TELL ME HE WOULDN'T WEAR A CHAIN. HE WEARS A HUGE FLUFFY COAT EVERYWHERE AND HAS A WEIRD GOLD CHAIN/ROPE ALREADY. HE LOOKS BORING AFTER SEEING HIM LIKE THAT
Satan: You look beautiful. SO CUTE. Why cant it always be like this? You have the potential. YOU JUST WON'T TAKE IT. YOU DONT NEED TO LOOK DUMB. YOU HAVE OPTIONS. THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE LOW ON THE "Outfit solution" LIST IS BECAUSE I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH THIS OUTFIT. BUT I'M MAD AT YOU FOR DRESSING UGLY ALL THE TIME WHEN YOU CAN BE CUTE.
Asmodeus: Stunning, princess, going on a coffee date, eating little sandwiches. Perfect. Thank god, or I'd lose my marbles. When it comes to fashion, I'm not shocked Asmo isn't missing anything. The sneakers are chill and comfy but he still looks very sleek cause they're white. I just UGHH MWAH BEAUTIFUL.
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I saw saltburn, Oh my god what a mess of a movie, first a positive its looks absolutely beautiful the cinematograhy is gorgeous. Now The script on the other hand is awful and while the films starts off great ( the first 20-30 minutes or so) it quickly decends into something stupid and pointless and very obvious. The movie tries hard to be edgy but in the end its just an overlong deranged perdume ad that throws away its class politics/ themes and says nothing outside of one person being overly obsessed over another person. Its a pointless mess, that gets weird ( weird not in a good way- like barry drinking JE bathwater isnt the craziest thing in the film)
Despite the very bad script , one dimensional characters and bad choices from the director, the acting was great I wish they had more to work with b/c rosamund pike is so good, alison oliver scene stealer, JE was also really good he did what he needed to do but barry was amazing, it sucks emerald fennell wasted him b/c he was doing everything to save a really bad film. Barry does some incredible things literally he proved to me he is a leading man he needs more leading roles. JE I think hes a good actor but in supporting roles, I cant see him as a leading man at all, but when hes across great actors I see his potential but without them he isnt very good, he hasnt shown me he can lead a film but he can definitely be a good supporting actor.
Thanks for your review of "Saltburn" Anon lol 🤭
I have heard that this is a movie that you either LOVE, or HATE... like, there's no in between lol. 😅
Sounds like it's a pretty wild ride... JUST like the reviews from the film festivals stated.
Its a pointless mess, that gets weird ( weird not in a good way- like barry drinking JE bathwater isnt the craziest thing in the film)
Ewww.... 🤮🤮
I'm a germaphobe, so this literally made my stomach flip flop. 😩
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Sooo.... it looks overall Anon, the film plot and writing SUCKS, but the actors all did a very great acting job in the film? Am I summarizing this right? That's what it sounds like.
You know, I wouldn't be surprised if this film still gets some film award nominations just simply because of the great acting and because of how weird and out there it is. The Academy seems to love films like this also. So, I wouldn't even be surprised. 😄
Not surprised to hear JE did well playing a privileged, private school frat boy, since that's somewhat close to his own real upbringing lol 😄😅
I'm really glad to hear about Barry! He's def going places. I felt he did well in "The Banshees of Inisherin" when I did my whole round of Oscar-nominated-films movie watching before this year's Oscar awards ceremony. 😌
I can't wait to see Barry with Austin and Callum Turner in the upcoming "Masters of the Air" series!😁 I love them. Those 3 are definitely going places. 😊 I'm looking fwd to seeing Callum in "The Boys in the Boat" as well.
I just have two questions for you Anon:
Would you say that this film was like "The Talented Mr. Ripley" (Matt Damon, Jude Law) in any way? 🤔 Or, totally different?
Soooo.... about THAT scene with Barry.... 👀 Care to elaborate on it? And what was the context of the FF? 👀 🙈 Did it seem necessary? Or was it just gratuitous?
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Alright i puss in boots, i have a whole lot of feelings about it, so buckle up! This is gonna be long, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!
So im a very grand dreamworks fan, they where one of my main inspiration on why i want to become an animator, through my whole life, on 2020 i got incredibly hyperfixated on dreamworks as a studio (their history, production of their movies yadayada) that hyperfixation has followed me to beginnings of 2022 so im very god damn attached to this studio (cuz autism) so man i got so emotional when i saw the new intro i started tearing up aaaa, okay now onto the movie.
After the universal buy of dreamworks i was very fucking worried about the future of the animation studio, so much so that i really just accepted httyd 3 as their last movie, they went out with a bang i sated to myself, and i wasn't much more re-comforted when their first movie after the buy was abominable, is a nice movie yes! But it has that illumination-e feeling of being just a safe product (regarding its story, thr animation is fucking gorgeous) and then it came trolls world tour (sure was okay) the boss baby sequel, the croods 2 (i actually really liked this one it was very funny and creative!) Spirit untamed (what a sick joke! I mean the animation is pretty and all but ive always hated the spirit series bc of shiting all over the og movie, sorry im salty abt this one) But then! The bad guys came out!! And it was such a fun and creative and beautiful movie!! Having such an awesome art, so dynamic and cool the mix of 2d and 3d it was just so cool! and such a fun story and it was just soo good!!! And it gave me so much hope for the future of the studio!! Specially after seeing the trailer for the puss in boots movie!! Seeing that dreamworks is also taking this more experimental approach to animation made me sososo happy!! And yk i was going to watch puss in boots only for the animation before, i didnt really tough it would have much of a deep story i was contempt with just watching a silly goofy movie with beautiful animation!
And don't get me wrong the first puss in boots haves very good story and the emotional moments landed pretty well!! I just didn't think dreamworks would do that kind of stuff anymore (due to what they've been putting out lately being mainly funny silly movies [wich theres nothing wrong with!!]) BUT HOLY CHEESE N RISE!! Through this movie, if i wasn't tearing up about how cool and beautiful the animation and the fight scenes where, i was tearing up about gato's conflict with his fear of death and his relationship with kitty and fucking seeing gato's past life with shrek and donky and man im so emotional about this
And also the music it was soo good i absolutely adored the motif for the death and the little "dreamworks motif"™ at the end it was so beautiful
And the character design!!!! Omg it was soo good, DEATH HOLLY MOLLY DEATH he looked sooo goood it was so fucking scary and cool!!! And his weapon!!!!! And then theres the little dog he was soo cute, and the other guy that i forgot his name!! And goldi and the three bears!!!!
Speaking of which i also really fucking loved goldi and the three bears' acr and their interactions where absolutely delightful and nice!! And i really loved their ending
And perrito's and kitty's story, and the final confrontation of gato and death!!! And aaaa it was all so beautiful and awesome and cool and dazzling, and then the ending of perrito, kitty, and gato going to far far away, and the scene at the beginning of the first fight of gato and death!!! It was soooo sooo cool, the colors and the lightning IN GENERAL ALLL OF THE FIGHT SCENES WHERE SO AWESOME!!!
And man the little scene of gato remembering his mom giving him the boots, i was so nice guck i cant believe how attached im to these freacking characters
And like dude the colors where so vibrant and aaa this movie was just so beautiful!!! Im so happy and sad and im just a mess of emotions due to this movie it makes me so happy for the future of dreamworks animation, and mainstream animation in general, because and i cannot stress enough, animation is not a genera for kids, is an art form, just as versatile and beautiful as any other.
Anyways this movie was pretty epic probably my favorite from this decade with gillermo del toro's pinocchio and i for once, can't wait what the future will get us :]
#welp that was a whole lot of word vomit so sorry gamers autism won today aaa#this was just such a good movie :']#puss in boots the last wish spoilers#puss in boots the last wish#gh0ost txt
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I have an idea for a funny post: MC superglued a harmonica to the brother's mouth while their sleeping as a prank.
(This is not an original idea, I got this from Youtuber Ben Phillips. I hope this doesn't count as copyright! ☹️)
I dont think this would be considered copyright but if anything thanks for sharing the youtuber who came up with the idea :)
SUPERGLUEING HARMONICA TO THE BOIS
As the quality prankster you are, today you've decided to do a little something to your favorite demon bros for some funsies. You saw the idea on deviltube and thought it'd be fun to do it yourself.
💙LUCIFER
- good luck trying to even get near a sleeping lucifer. He is either awake or he will wake up when you enter his bedroom
- the most likely result of doing this prank to him is that he'll catch you in the act and it'll back fire TERRIBLY
- punishments can vary in any form depending on what his mood with you is however dont be surprised if he attempts to superglue the harmonica to YOUR mouth
- if you suceed though then you better pray to god himself that he doesnt figure out it was you cause he'll be pissed and everyone will be losing their minds in the HoL and RAD, you'll embarass him publicly to a whole new level and he will not be soft on you when he finds the genius behind the prank
💛MAMMON
- easiest one to prank since he is almost with you at all times, all you need to do is to have him sleeping near you to pull out your magmum opus of a prank
- once awaken he'll lose it, of course no one is taking the cursed noises seriously but still, he'll be angry
- he isnt the second strongest of the brothers for nothing pal, he'll show his anger and it wont be pretty either
- be sure to recieve revenge from him once the harmonica is ripped off of his lips, and no, it wont be nice at all
🧡LEVIATHAN
- betrayed, hurt, angy, how could you take advantage of his sleeping self like that MC?
- if he barely left his room before than be sure he wont leave it now, not until he figures out how to get it off of him
- the only annoying part of pranking him in this case would be to wait for him to fall asleep cause gamer man over here sleeps very late, and i mean VERY LATE
- his revenge should be arriving short after yours so stay tuned until then
💚SATAN
- another complicated individual to prank.
- unless you have a death wish then dont even bother to do such a thing to him. Lucifer has s o m e mercy with you because idk, but the avatar of wrath is the avatar of wrath for a reason.
- he either already knows how to undo the superglue by all of the books he has read or he will rip it off of him out of pure rage
- run.
💖ASMODEUS
- *plays that one tiktok audio* congratulations you just won the prize of ✨🧓who's going to the retirement home🧓✨
- ok but seriously how could you? How dare you ruin his beauty sleep and how dare you ruin his gorgeous demon lips? He is p i s s e d
- will cry and will resort to the softest way posible to remove it from his lips, like come on, do you expect him to ruin his face because you thought you were being funny?
- nice try MC but this boi is definetely taking revenge
❤BEELZEBUB
- first thing's first you need him to not be dreaming about food. Second thing's second you need belphie to not be around to stop you
- once you've sticked the instrument to his mouth you'll be able to unlock a very sad beel you monster
- how will he eat now?his mouth cant open. He is hungry MC!! You have doomed the entire devildom!!
- please help him get it off and make sure to have a sorry snack plan with you cause he is hungy and sad
💜BELPHEGOR
- would beat Mammon on being the easiest to prank, he sleeps so much you just gotta be stealthy about it
- at first he'd feel the murderous tendencies rise when he realizes what has happened to him. Then he'd give up and adapt to his new lifestyle. Yep, you arent getting a satisfying reaction of of him
- once you grow tired of the lack of reaction from him you'll have to remove the harmonica yourself cause he is too tired to do so.
- also keep an eye open for a somehow worse revenge prank from him
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I had a dream that I was at the mall and i was trying on a dress and I liked the dress but I didn’t like the way that it looked on my body and i was considering taking it off but then I heard a soft knock on the changing room door and it was Peter. He said “are you decent, mind if i come in?” I said he could come in and i did my best to cover up the way i looked but he shook his head and removed my arms from covering my stomach and he turned us around to look in the mirror and then he said “look how gorgeous you are and you look beautiful in that dress, how did i get such a beautiful girlfriend?” Then he told me he loved me, and he kissed me, and kissed my tears away and then i bought the dress and as we were walking out he whispers to me, “you look amazing in that dress and I will tell you how beautiful you are, okay?” then we walked to the car and made out in the back of his car and then i woke up.
GAWWWWD MY FUCKING HEART i CANT TAKE THIS CONCEPT! I know that you were just sending this in but I absolutely needed to write it.
Dressing room lights never flattered anyone, they were stark and blue and always seemed to accentuate the things about yourself that you couldn't stand about yourself. You were dress shopping for an upcoming dance that Peter was taking you to, you were excited but you couldn't seem to cope with the thing that stared back at you in the mirror. Hating what you saw as you let the dress hang loosely at your hips, eyes focused on the flesh of you belly when there was a gentle knock on the door.
"Baby?" the familiar voice of your boyfriend sounded through the compressed wood door, covered in ugly yellow plastic adjacent wallpaper.
"Yeah?" you called back, your voice weak as you couldn't bring yourself to tear your gaze from your current enemy, your reflection.
"Baby, are you decent? Can I come in?" you weren't exactly decent but you were exactly all there either, your brain frazzled past the point of acknowledgment until you opened the door and Peter's eyes immediately widened as they fell upon your half dressed frame, stepping over the threshold and quickly closing the door behind him. "You just flashed the store-babe?" his voice had started out with a chuckle in it at your carelessness but quickly shifted to worry as he saw the tears that tainted your cheeks. "What's wrong? Did something happen? Did you get hurt? How could you have gotten hurt?" he started looking around the small space for something that could have hurt you.
"I'm not hurt, Petey" you mumble, sniffling loudly and drawing his eyes back to you as he took a step closer to you, his eyes running up and down your frame, noting the way your arms were hugged tightly around your middle, covering one of his very favorite parts of you, well all of you was his favorite. The way you were hiding from his gaze and the tears on your face finally made sense. His fingers softly wrapped around your wrists, puling them away from your body, you fought against him, arms straining to maintain their hold on your skin but he was stronger(of course he was he is spider-man) as soon as your arms were at your sides he let go of your wrists, his hands laying flat on your stomach and tracing every curve of your body gently.
"You're beautiful, god you're stunning" he mumbled, leaning in and pressing kisses to the tear tracks that ran down your puffed cheeks. "Here, I will show you" he assures, turning you around in his hold so you were looking at yourself. He felt you wince at the sight of you and it broke his heart, he just wanted you to see what he saw. He tugged the straps of the dress that hung around your hips up and held them to your shoulders.
“Look how gorgeous you are and you look beautiful in this dress, how did I get such a beautiful girlfriend?” he whispers, kissing you on the back of the head and tracing his hands over your hips. "Come on, I'll buy it for you, you look too good in this not to get it"
"Peter, I can't-"
"Nope, none of that 'peter no' stuff, only 'Yes Peter, I will let you buy me the dress because I look so pretty' stuff" Peter asserts, making you laugh tearily and nod your head.
"Okay, Peter, I will let you buy me the dress" you concede, sliding the cloth from your body and redressing, trying to ignore how intently Peter's eyes were on your body, trying not to hide yourself from his adoring gaze.
"Okay, lets go check out" you weaved your fingers through Peters and exited the dressing room, walking to the check out, his hand not leaving yours even as you walked out into the parking lot and to the car, moving to get in the passenger seat when he stopped you.
"Nah ah ah, we aren't going home quite yet" Peter urges, tugging you back from the passenger door, opening the door to the back seat and sliding in, tugging you behind him.
"Peter, what are we doing?"
"I am gonna show you how beautiful you are" he mutters, leaning in and pressing a hot kiss beneath your ear, emitting a moan from you lips, alerting you to exactly where this was going, the love of your life was going to prove to you, the love of his life, just how beautiful he thought you were.
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hi hello hi please tell me about dinosaurs please
ohohohohoh youve just asked a man whos been obsessed with bones and dinosaurs and dead shit since he was like, five years old. buckle up buckaroo this is about to get anatomical
so we all know and love velociraptor right? like you saw her in jurassic park i saw her in jurassic park we all did.
steven speilberg has committed some great atrocities and i feel so bad for that poor animal.
see im pretty certain that the ‘velociraptors’ from jp are more of… utahraptors. cuz uh,
shes about the size of a turkey. utahraptor, however,
was a tiny bit bigger. no hate to the velociraptor ofc!! those little creatures have my entire heart. ive been more focused on utahraptors as of late because eheheheh a character from jojo part 7 can TURN INTO ONE KEKEKEKEK ofc.. its a blight on my eyes. ive been working on fixing him 💔. anyway back to jurassic park. another anatomy sin of speilbergs was his raptors’ hands.
this uh. this aint right. see, their (and all other dinosaurs of similar build) wrists couldnt rotate like that. it looks cool! but in reality their wrists were stiff, facing each other as if they were going to clap their hands.
another thing, most (if not all) of the dinosaurs of jurassic park are victims of shrink-wrapping. theyre skinny and naked. they look starved half to death. thats just sad.
not to mention feathers. people like to think that dinosaurs would look stupid with feathers, which is just. unimaginative at best. i mean hell, think of the colors they couldve been! we just dont know!! they probably werent like. ridiculously gaudy, but still. feathered raptors, my beloved. among all these i should probably atleast mention the tail. in life, the tail wouldve been much stiffer than we see it in jp, used for balance as they ran.
(god i want a velociraptor…)
anyway, i think thats it for the raptors. but nOT FOR THE T REX. directing our attention away from jurassic park for a moment, id like to mention the smithsonian tyrannosaurus.
look at her. l. look. is she not the most beautiful thing youve ever laid eyes on?? i cant believe i got to see her in real life. everyone reading this, if you ever have the chance to visit the natural history museum in dc, take it. go see her. look through the entire dinosaur exhibit, because holy shit, its fucking insane. they have SO many skeletons.
anyway
jurassic park’s tyrannosaurus makes me sad. naked, skinny, her teeth sticking out, poor eyesight, shes just. she is sad.
the REAL tyrannosaurus rex was gorgeous. it didnt have the full coat of feathers like the dromeosaurs did, but it had a fair amount (if you want a really fluffy tyrannosaurid, look up the yutyrannus. baby boy. baby). its teeth didnt stick out like a nightmare, but it had actual LIPS so they didnt get cracked or broken. as much. speaking of teeth, their teeth were serrated. a bit like the komodo dragon’s teeth. or a sharks (sharks my beloved).
moving on. the whole sight based eyesight, ‘if you dont move it cant see you’ thing? its bullshit. the tyrannosaurus had INCREDIBLE eyesight. it had around a 55 degree wide field of vision i believe. thats about 13 times that of a human. if i ever see anyone insulting her eyes its on sight 💛. they also had good hearing, tuned to more to low frequency sounds.
which brings us to our next point! new studies have shown that the tyrannosaurus probably didnt actually roar. instead, it made a sound similar to how we hum. a bit similar to an alligator. it was probably so low that you felt it more than you heard it. is that not terrifying? and fucking awesome??? these things just like. walked around.
anyway uh. this post is super fucking long. and i could 100% go on, but i think its time to wrap it up. if i think of more things i will probably reblog with renewed energy. but here. velociraptor and t rex. two of the most well known and well loved dinosaurs. (sorry for the jp slander, its one of my favorite movies regardless 💔)
#people talking to me#thank you for my favorite ask yet i went of so hard#its all under a cut because HOOOLY SHITTT#WHY DO I TALK SO MYCN#JDJSJFNJS#dinosaurs#velociraptor#tyrannosaurus#anatomy#this was mostly about anatomy because boom boom another special interest of mine#im obsessed with bones and bone structure and muscle structure and organs amd nervous systems
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hi cutie! 💖🥺
i got request for u because i know you'll make an awesome work 🥺 what about Levi's marriage proporsal headcanons/fic? i just thought he will be so sweet~ :D
you don't have to do them if you don't want to!~
take care mina, have a good day 💖🥺✨
𝐋𝐞𝐯𝐢'𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐚𝐥 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧
text: Heya An 🥺 tysm for your sweet words and for this amazing request!! and I would GLADY do this request :,) (i rlly hope you like it 💖) Also have a great day!! and make sure to take care of yourself, love you! ✨. this really gave me feels writing this i-
synopsis: Levi has decided to propose to Y/N after such a long tough journey and finally out of the walls. The end of the battle and the war. He wanted to live outside the walls with his only special Y/N. How will he proposal Y/N though? And how will he act?
soft & cute fluff, modern au ♡ —
Finally...Levi is going to do it 'Today'. No more backing away. He had it all planned out and everything. Why was he still...hesitant?
"I wonder how Y/N will react....will they even like the ring I got for them..?" Levi said as he was hold the ring box and looking at it.
'Wait....Will they even say yes?' He put it back on the drawer and start pacing around.
'Ugh...I cant believe this...I am actually being nervous? Fuck...I find killing 40 titans at the same time way easier than this...so much for used to being called humanity's 'strongest' solider'. Fucking hell.'
He stopped, and turned around. 'No...If I don't then someone will take Y/N away from me.' That got him back up and he finally took out the ring box he had there for a month now. He will do it. Today.
Levi is such a private man and he loves that only between you guys. Not really a big fan with bringing everyone together and all, he couldn't even think words clearly when he looks at you and stutters, so how will he do that with EVERYONE here while proposing and saying what he thinks his ‘cliché’ speech? Hell no.
He wanted it to be so special. He wanted to remember this memory and grave that in both of your minds. He was going to propose to his lover this evening.
He had the idea already figured out, and it took him around a month to prepare it and get it perfect. He was doing this all while seeing you everyday, and had to try and hide it from you. Which kind of made you a bit of suspicious. He would usually go out during the afternoon to that 'same' expensive ring shop and stand there for 3 hours trying to pick the perfect ring.
"Um...Sir, I can help you if you would like?" The retail assistant would say as she approached Levi who had such a serious look, as if he was making a life or death decision. "No. I need to pick this, cant be someone else." He would say and his eyes glued to the collection of beautiful rings. He takes a long time to buy that ring just for 'you' that day. Nothing but full of his love all poured into it as he finally picked one.
He called up the people to set up and get ready with the preparation today at 10pm.
After he hanged up, he went to his contacts and pressed 'My Dearest'.
Y/N picked up, “H-Hey Love, how are you hm?" Shit. Why did I fucking stutter, I hate my life. He would say cursing himself under his breathe.
You picked that up, and started to chuckle which made his heart flutter. "I'm alright love! Just out with Sasha and Christa shopping....Is something wrong?"
Levi: "No. Can I see you tonight at 10pm? I will pick you up." Please say yes for this....
"Hmm...Yup sure! See you then, Love you!" You said that so cheerfully that he wanted to see you 'now' and hold you.
"Great. I love you too Y/N." He said that and he was holding his phone so tightly. This is it.
It was 10pm, and Levi has picked you up. You looked so amazing and beautiful to him, that he just stood there and gazed at you so lovely, losing his focus.
You started to blush, "Levi..." you said as you waved your hand at him.
"Oh...Um...You look gorgeous." Fuck Levi why do you keep messing up, I haven't even take them there yet.
Levi then took you to one of the top 10 hotels that they had, but this one was special. It was a beach resort hotel! When you both got in to check in, everything was made in glass, sparkling everywhere. But you were the one sparkling beautifully to him.
"Oh my god Levi...I did not expect this! If you told me we were going to a beach resort I would have dressed up so pretty."
“Tch, dont be silly. You are already pretty.." He said that as his cheeks had a faint red blush.
As you guys checked in, you sat and laid on the bed on your back. “Hmm, so what is the occasion Levi?" You go straight to the point which got him off guard. Of course you would ask.
"Nothing, Just that I remembered you wanted to come here so I decided to take us both here today" His heart was now racing. He was actually going to do it. You looked outside and saw the beautiful beach shore.
“Oh lets go check it out!!". You got excited and got up from the bed.
“No! Not now...lets get comfortable and change. I even bought you a gift. If you want to wear it...and we can head to the beach shore, Hm? Ill see you there.”
Weird. Levi would always go to places with you and he has always waited for you, but today was different.
As you changed to the outfit Levi bought for you, you went towards the sliding glass door to open it and stepped outside to find Levi.
As you stepped outside and wore the sandals that was there, you headed towards the beach shore which was kind of dark. Not much lights.
“L-Levi..!!” You yelled out, a bit nervous. As soon as you called out his name, lights started to brighten as you were approaching the shore and you see beautiful decorations that was hanged up, full of beautiful roses, lilies and others that were glooming with the light.
You see Levi standing by the shore, and he turned around. “Y/N.”
He called out your name instead of ‘love’ which meant that he was serious.
You started to get worried. What's going on? You stopped and stood beside him looking at him.
“Remember...When we first saw the ocean...and first stood at the beach shore.” He said that as his grey eyes were looking at the waves that were driven by the wind so calmly.
“Yea...I do remember it clearly. It was one of my best moments.”
He continued. “We...won, and some of our comrades survived, but...we did it and got through it and I am glad you are here alive with me.” He started to sound....sad? “I never expected this new lifestyle and to be honest, I am glad I am living it with you by my side....You.” He stopped and turned around to look at you. “Stood by my side till the end Y/N, and believed in me, but...not only that but you also saw me as a human being while everyone thought I was heartless. You gave me hope, and you started to make me feel that I deserved to be loved, and I don't think anyone would have made me feel like this if it wasn't for you.”
You stood there so startled, you eyes started to widen. Is Levi really saying this all...? You knew he was a bit talkative with you only but, this....this is different.
Levi then took out what looked like a seashell..? He was looking at it then, handed it over to you.
“Oh wow, this is so pretty!” You said amazed by how it looked and you looked back at Levi.
“Levi, Thank you for your sweet words...I am so happy hearing that from you.” You said while holding on to it, you couldn't stop smiling.
Fuck just say it Levi. “Y/N, I know I have been the hardest to love....so I want to recreate this beach shore memory with asking you something....”
As he was saying that you noticed the seashell, could open? So you did that...and you saw a beautiful diamond ring shining. You froze.
He held your free hand with both of his warm hands and caressed it, “Y/N, will you...m-marry me?” He said that as he looked directly to your eyes that was open up.
Silence. This made Levi worry so much. He looked down but then noticed tears dripping, which made him look back at you so quickly and you started tearing up as the wind started to blow your hair and the ocean waves crashing.
“Yes...I want to be your Mrs. Ackerman. I want to live the rest of my life with you!!” You said that while crying and this made Levi panic, and he quickly hugged you, covering you with his muscular arms and....he started to cry with you too.
“Y/N, thank you. I won’t fail you, I can’t wait to have moments like this for the rest of our lives.” He went back, and looked at your beautiful face, and proceed to kiss your forehead so lovely.
“Y/N!!! Levi!!” You both got startled and looked to the other side and you saw...all of your friends!
“Oh my god....guys!” You saw everyone from Levi’s squad including Hanji who was screaming out your names and all your friends started to run towards you guys.
You then noticed, the whole beach shore started to brighten and you saw beautiful wedding decorations hanged up, heart balloons, a huge long table filled with delicious savory, desserts and drinks while soft jazz music started to play.
Connie and Sasha rushed with celebration poppers and popped that to everyone and confetti's were all over both of you and everyone started to laugh including Levi.
He actually rented out the whole beach shore just for this special occasion to make a special experience, and even planned a surprise celebration after that with all of your friends.
This went on for what left like forever, and everyone headed back after congratulating both of you and you both went to your beach resort room.
You guys did not sleep that night and actually stayed up together talking about how this special evening went, about the future while holding hands, being cuddled up and leaving each other soft kisses throughout the conversation.
Now, everytime you think or even go to the beach shore, you think of Levi’s amazing romantic proposal. This man really took a long time figuring this out and wanted it special cause you deserved that.
And, whenever you look at his steel grey gaze, you saw the love he had for you, and you saw your soon to be husband that you will spend the rest of your life with.
ᴏᴋᴀʏ ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴀs ʟᴏɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏᴇᴅ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs ᴀɴᴅ it ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴀʀᴍᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇʟᴛᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ !! ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅs ᴛʜɪs ᴄ: IF ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢ! ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴏ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪᴛ 🥺 ♥
#levi ackerman#levi ackerman modern au#levi headcanon#levi ackerman headcanon#levi ackerman x reader#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#levi ackerman x you#levi ackerman fluff#levi x y/n#levi x reader#levi attack on titan#levi ackerman attack on titan#hanje zoe#attack on titan fanfiction#attack on titan modern#connie springer#sasha blouse#levi ackerman x y/n#levi ackerman headcanons#attack on titan headcanon#attack on titan headcanons#anime fanfiction#levi aot fanfiction#levi ackerman fanfic#anti<3#mina's request
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Departure and arrival
I'm working at the airport selling flowers and coffee. Not the best job but the shop is owned by my uncle so I have almost complete freedom. I always wanted to travel often, to work from different places all the time. Now I'm somewhat in hell. I'm so close to flights but I can never enter them as I have to work. I can only dream and watch people live it.
As I was daydreaming about flying away once more, a man caught my eye as his colorful pants separated himself from the rest.
He was tall, handsome, had a beautiful beard and well-groomed hair. He was wearing brown leather boots, light brown/orange pants and a grey shirt. It suited him very well. He was gorgeous for me. The complete opposite of me. I was chubby, started to lose hair, even though I'm only in my mid-twenties, and I dont really had a sense of fashion.
I was dreaming about how he was flying somewhere warm, where he gets to take of his shirt and flex his muscles on the beach. I was daydreaming even further as I realized that someone wanted to buy something. I snapped out of my dream and the man stood right in front of me with a big smile.
"One latte, please.", he said with a big grin. I had to retract my eyes from his handsome face and white teeth.
"Of course, one moment please.", I said, taking a paper cup and putting it under the coffee machine.
"Do you have a ticket?", I asked. I couldnt wait to see where he was travelling to. But he looked confused at me.
"If you have a boarding ticket, you can get everything cheaper in our store.", I clarified.
"Oh, yeah. I have one.", he said, taking out his ticket and putting it on the desk. "That's a really nice service you have here."
Was he flirting with me?, I thought.
I took the ticket, scanned it for his discount, looked at his destination and gave it back to him.
"Spain, what a nice destination. Especially as the weather here is pretty bad at the moment.", I said finishing his coffee. "May I ask for work or just for fun."
"Both.", he answered. "A bit of work but mostly just for fun."
I handed him the coffee and he paid.
"You look like you could use some fun too", he said leaving.
He definitely flirted with me, I thought.
I watched him go and dreamed about being him in Spain. To my surprise, he didnt go to the terminals to start the check in, but he went to the toilet. He opened the door, turned around and looked at me, raised an eyebrow and disappeared into the bathroom.
I was shocked and turned on at the same time. Did he want me to follow him?, I thought.
I looked around and decided to follow him. I told my uncle that I have to go for a short moment and he excused me.
I followed the man into the toilet but no one was there as I entered.
The man came out of a cabin and grinned.
"We're all alone. Come on, lock the door.", he said. And I did. I locked the main door from the inside so that we couldnt get disturbed. I may had no idea what he wanted but I was so horny for him that I didnt care.
"I saw your looks.", he said. "And you are completely my type."
"I'm your type? Come on, look at me. I'm fat. I'm totally not in your league.", I said a little intimidated.
He stepped towards me.
"Look.", he said running his hands over my a little too tight shirt. "I have a thing for chubby boys."
"Boy? Do I look So childlike?", I asked shocked.
"Well, you look a lot younger than me.", he said. "I'm Lucas by the way."
He grabbed my head and kissed me gently. I loved the feeling of his lips. They were so soft and his beard a bit scratchy.
Lucas took a step back.
"Strip.", he said. I was shocked as I thought that he would take them off. But I started anyways as I opened my laces, kicked off my shoes and took off my socks. I tried to take off my shirt but I was struggling with it. Lucas helped me getting it off and then continued with my jeans. He took them and my underpants off, leaving me naked in front of him.
He kneeled down and lifted my belly to start sucking my dick. It didn't take long until I moaned by the pleasure. It was the best feeling I ever had. His beard tingled slightly but his lips and mouth were a pleasant surprise. It felt as if this wasnt his first blowjob. He sucked further and further until I came. And he took it all in one gulp.
He stood up and we kissed aggressively until his back hit a highboy. He pushed me away, causing me to fall backwards. After that, Lucas pulled himself up onto the highboy with a big grin.
"And now you strip me.", he said holding his foot out for me.
I quickly took off his boots and socks. After that I opened his pants and pulled them down. To my surprise greeted me his hard dick instead of underpants. He giggled as he saw my surprised face. I continued by unbuttoning his shirt and taking off his watch and rings.
He got down from the highboy and turned me around. He hugged me from behind and layed his chin on my shoulder.
"You'll gonna like this.", he whispered into my ear right as I felt something getting stuck up into my butt.
"Oh, it's so tight. Is this your first time?", Lucas asked. I just nodded in pain.
The sound of my fat cheeks hitting his muscular hips filled the air.
He increased the pace with every thrust until he came. As he pulled out his dick, I felt how the pain became even stronger.
I was completely out of breath and I heard him panting too.
"Thanks, chubby.", he said.
As I turned around to face him, I saw that he already wanted to dress up again as he lifted his pants from the ground. I took them out if his hands and threw them back to the ground. He looked confused.
"Thats it? Really?", I asked furious.
"Well, I never said I wanted more.", he answered.
I stormed at him and we struggled to the ground. Lucas tried to fight me off and I tried to overpower him.
He managed to get out if my grasp and tried to stand up but I grabbed him by his ankle and pulled him back down. His fall must have hurt as he was panting on the ground after it. I quickly sat down on his back and secured his arms.
"You'll gonna like this.", I whispered in his ear.
"No, please. You dont have to do th-", Lucas didnt even manage to end his sentence as I pushed my dick into his hole.
"Uugh, fuck. It feels so much bigger than it looks.", he said. "Please - aagh - stop! It hurts so bad."
But I didnt stop. With every thrust I felt better and his hole became wider.
I grabbed him by his man bun and lifted his head.
"Its so tight. Is this your first time?", I asked him uppish.
He groaned under pain and nodded.
"You'll remember this day as the day when chubby got what he wanted from you.", I said letting go of his man bun.
I thrusted even faster until I shot my load.
Lucas cried silently as I shot my load into his hairy ass. As I wanted to pull out my dick, his cheeks tensed up, making my dick stuck. I tried to pull it out but my dick didnt move a single inch.
Only then I noticed that I didnt hear a thing from Lucas anymore. I lifted his head again to tell him to relax but he suddenly started to move uncontrollably. His muscles were twitching as if he had a seizure. I tried to relax him, but I passed out on top of him.
As I started to regain my consciousness, I felt the cold floor beneath me.
Looks like I fell off of Lucas, I thought. But then I felt something heavy on top of me moving. It stood up. I rolled around and opened my eyes to see my body standing in front of me. It looked as surprised as I was.
"What did you do?", it said looking down at me and then back at his body. "You stole my body, you little filth!", it said.
I didn't understand what he meant. Only as I tried to stand up I noticed my muscular arms and legs. I was now towering over my old body. I was in Lucas body.
He attacked me and we struggled again.
"You cant do this to me. I dont want to be chubby!", he started crying.
"This wasnt my intention. But now you wont get it back. I always wanted to have a body like this. I also thought that you had a thing for chubby bodies.", I said while overpowering him.
He fell to the ground.
"Stay down!", I said. "I'm now Lucas. I'll meet my best friend Jorge in Spain and you wont."
"Wait, how do you know...", Lucas stammered in my old body. "Oh god, I know your life too. Please we have to change back. I want to live my life, not yours."
"This is your life now!", I said. I slapped him so hard that I knocked him out. I was watching my old body for quite some time. I'll probably never see my family again, but thats okay if I'll stay in this body, I thought.
I put on Lucas clothes, inhaled his nice smell, took his luggage, unlocked the door and left.
I had the best time of my life in Spain. His job as a model was pretty easy and the rest of my time I've spent on the beach or at the park, showing of my new body. I'll never go back to where I was with my life before. Lucas is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
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tender but tough
Pairings: Wade Wilson x Peter Parker Summary: Ever since Vanessa, Wade had been scorned from even a friendly shoulder touch even when he was in the suit. Peter realises this. Whumptober no.6: touch and go Notes: touch starved wade, college!peter parker, not as angsty, but the whump’s there. masterlist
Watching Wade Wilson was a pastime that Peter had come to love.
Ever since meeting him a few weeks ago, he had been drawn to the man, watching from afar as he tried to work up the courage to speak to him once more.
Upon spying (Ned had called it stalking but he had quickly stated that he didn't seek the masked man out, instead only watching him when he naturally came across him in the city. The word was quickly changed to ‘pool spotting’, and Peter had grudgingly complied.) on Wade, he had managed to come to three conclusions.
Number one: Wade Wilson was a creature of habit. Despite his seemingly erratic movements, he would always buy food from the same three places - if he didn’t already have a pre-cooked meal in his hello kitty lunchbox. Peter had at first wondered if that meant that Wade had someone at home who cooked for him, but after a very loud conversation on a roof with someone called ‘yellow’ and ‘white’, knew for certain that he was “painfully alone and in desperate need of a quick fuck or someone to hold”. He especially loved his Mexican food, often returning to his favourite roof top with two bulging bags of of the stuff.
Number two: Wade kills, and he does it a concerning amount. Normally, whenever Peter was on his pool spotting expeditions and he saw him getting his katanas out (he had once heard him call them Bea and Arthur), he would swing by, web up the bad guy, and swing away while shouting some different iteration of ‘don’t kill him, please!’. He would later hear people talking about others Deadpool had killed once he had gone home, though the webbed ones were never touched. Peter prided himself on his very anti-killing stance, but something about Wade made him curious - enough to put his moral code on the backburner and instead feel the need to help him change for the better.
Number three, and arguably the most important: He had never seen anyone touch him. Sure, people had thrown punches, violently approached him, but never once had he seen anyone touch him with anything less than hate. This is what finally convinced Peter to approach him.
“Hey Webs”
Wade was sat with his legs overhanging the roof of the building, mask half pulled up over his face and a burrito halfway to his mouth.
Peter took a deep breath before he spoke, settling his nerves, “Hi Wade.”
“Aaah, he speaks! How are you doing baby boy.”
Peter flushed at the nickname, face heating up under his mask, “Uhh -”
Wade let out a laugh, placing his burrito down and pulling his mask back over his face before turning to face him, “Well, he tries to speak.” Wade tilted his head to the side slightly, patting the surface next to him, waiting until Peter sat beside him, “I’ve been seeing you around a lot, but we haven’t really spoken since the last - no Yellow I’m not trying to guilt him - shut up White.”
Peter just looked at him.
“Sorry - it’s the boxes-” Deadpool said, with a strong jersey accent, waving his hands around his head animatedly, “You wouldn’t get that reference, shame. I love Margot Robbie.”
“Who?”
“Oh, Webs” Deadpool sighed, patting his masked cheek condescendingly, “The world of joy you’re missing out on.”
That’s another thing that Peter found out after hanging out around Deadpool for a few months - he would instigate touch, but shy away whenever Peter would go to return it, shrugging it off with a quick joke or pun.
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It was on the third month of knowing Deadpool that Peter decided he would address it. The two of them had become extremely close, and Peter had found himself trusting the older man quicker than he ever had before. It was only one day at Stark tower during a quick drop-in visit to see Tony, that the billionaire had pointed out how quickly Peter had become comfortable with him.
“Webs, webs, webs. To what do I owe the pleasure of seeing you today?”
Peter smiled, sitting cross-legged beside Wade as he unloaded the two bags of Mexican food. “Just wanted to see your gorgeous face, as always.”
“Always a charmer - and a beautiful liar at that.”
“How do you know I’m beautiful? For all you know I could look like a troll under this mask and you’d never know.”
Wade’s mask warped as he raised his eyebrow, “With an ass that phat? Baby boy, you’re nothing short of an angel.”
He wouldn’t know why he had done this until many years after the fact, looking back in hindsight. Peter had let out a small laugh, and ripped his mask of with a grin, “Well damn Wade, someone would think that you’re sweet talking me.”
Wade went quiet - something Peter had never known him to be - and sat back heavily. At the silence, the younger man’s smile dropped slightly, turning more nervous, “Is this a case of ‘if you’ve got nothing nice to say don’t say anything at all’ type-a deal?”
“No.” the answer was so fast that Peter let a nervous laugh escape, “You’re - you look better than every wet dream I’ve had about you combined.”
Peter laughed loudly at that, relief making his head feel slightly woozy, raking his hands through his curly hair.
“I’m not kidding - I mean I knew your body was good - but your face! ” Wade’s voice was higher than it normally was, disbelief clear in his tone, “You gotta body of a stripper and face of an angel, y’know that?”
“Wade-”
“And you blush pretty too, it’s like god took every one of my dirty fantasies -” Wade’s rant was cut off as Peter placed a hand on his shoulder, eyes widening at the soft touch, “Webs -?”
“Peter,” he smiled, moving his free hand to slowly start removing his mask, “My name’s Peter.”
Wade repeated it like a prayer, so distracted by the feel of the letters on his lips that he didn’t even move to stop the action. Peter let his finger brush against the textured skin of his cheek, Wade going completely still at the contact.
“Pete... what are you doing?”
He just smiled, moving his other hand to cup the other side of his cheek as he lifted the mask all of the way off. “Beautiful.” The one word seemed to strike Wade at his core, the man melting in to his hand before coming to his senses and pulling back slightly.
“You are,” he insisted, “fuck anyone who says anything else.”
“Oooh, little spidey used the f-word.”
Peter shot him an unimpressed look, “Wade.”
The mercenary just huffed, seemingly losing the internal battle against himself and the boxes as he let himself relax in to Peter’s hands once more. The younger man just watched as Wade’s body seemed to completely loosen, as if he was crumbling right before his eyes.
As if on delayed time, Wade’s eyes began to water, “I - I don’t know why-”
“It’s ok, Wade,” Peter said, instantly moving closer and enveloping him in a hug, taking the full weight as he relaxed completely into the hold, “It’s ok.”
Peter just held him as he felt the merc’s tears wetting the front of his suit, slowly moving his hand up and down Wade’s back. The rhythmic motion seemed to lull both of them into a comfortable silence, one which was only broken by the sharp sudden breaths of the man in his arms.
Wade had been quiet for too long, eventually pulling slightly back from the hug but taking great care to keep contact, “If you can make me this weak with a hug, I cant wait for when you finally take me home and bang me into next year.”
“Wade!”
Sniggering, Wade leaned back into the hold, burying his face in Peter’s neck, “Well if you’re offering, I’m sure gonna make the most of it, Webs.”
#whumptober2021#no.6#touch starved#marvel#spideypool#deadpool#peter parker#spiderman#spiderman x deadpool#whump#fluff#peter parker x deadpool#fanfiction#marvel fic#spideypool whump#wade wilson
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Cheerleader Captain {HCs}
Includes: Terushima, Oikawa
THIS IS WRITTEN WITH A GENDER NEUTRAL READER!
Authors Note: This is a sort of collab with @lexysclubhouse based on our conversations LMAO, but seriously go check hers out!
If a part 2 is wanted, leave an ask!
Warnings: Cursing
Terushima
aLRIGHT KIDS LETS GET TO IT
also hello go check out Lexy’s part of this (collab? Idfk)
SO
you two probably met while he was in practice, but since you’re the cheer captain, you needed to get the last jacket for one of your competitions coming up
so they’re on a water break and they just see a random person come in like
👀
are you lost baby gorl 😏
ANYWHO
Terushima comes up to you smirk and all
“Hey gorgeous, you lookin for me?”
You just look up at this man
Bored as hell
And you’re just SILENT
sO HES JUST LOSING CONFIDENCE LMAO
“No.”
YOU JUST SHOVE PAST HIM
HOMEBOY LOOKS LIKE A LOST PUPPY
so you go to your coach, and immediately a smile comes of your face
and he’s like oh my god
Angel 🥺
so you talk with your coach, get the jacket and say goodbye to her
jacket w a v i n g in the wind behind you like there’s literally a fan on but there’s not?
you’re just so cool to him
so he has already fallen like
IMMEDIATELY
was trying to find you but he can’t
He’s over here thinking you’re a 3rd year from how mature you were
(You’re a second year hehehehe)
so the next time he sees you, YOURE at practice!
His team wasn’t told that their gym was gonna be used for a little before practice
So his team got their early and saw your team doing a routine to “Livin’ La Vida Loca”
ONCE AGAIN HE HAS FALLEN IN LOVE AND CANT GET OUT
DUDE
YOU WITH YOUR POM POMS?
YOUR HIPS
MF ALMOST GOT A NOSEBLEED SHIT
LIKE IT WASN EVEN EROTIC
YOJ WERE JUST SO STUNNING AND COOL LIKE SHIT
HE FELT LIKE A LITERAL NERD
the words “I don’t deserve their oxygen” full on came out from his mouth
ONE OF HIS TEAMMATES JUST STARTED WHEEZING LIKE
OH MY GOD
THEIR CAPTAIN?
W I M P
Like you’re practicing in sweats but shit I mean I’d simp 😳
About 2 weeks later he hears about you guys winning your competition
At this point you kind of know him? Like after that small interaction the cheer team and volleyball team were introduced to eachother
Especially since you were going to be cheering at prelims in 2 months
So the next day he pulls you aside and confesses
Stuttering and ALL
HE GOT YOU FLOWERS
LIKE HE GOT ROSES CUZ HES A BASIC BITCH
BUT LEAVE HIM ALONE HES TRYING 🥺
Shit I’d KILL to get flowers from someone
especially him
okay lex not the time
HE TAKES YOU ON A DATE TO THIS REALLY CUTE DINER
YOU KISS HIS CHEEK AT THE END OF THE NIGHT EIRHHTHTYN
YOU LUCKY MF I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
literally the first conversation was about his tongue piercing
And he got REALLY self conscious
BUT
YOU HAD ONE TOO?
WHICH WAS SUPER COOL
LIKE OMG TWINSIES
like of course you took it out for comps and stuff but for just hanging out you had it in
You look so hot with it to him
so two weeks pass and it’s pre-lims!
At this point you’re one of Johzenji’s favorite couples
Like why didn’t y’all get together sooner you cute as FUCK
So you guys are doing a small routine while Terushima goes up to serve
ITS THE SAME LIVIN LA VIDA LOCA ROUTINE LMAO
MANS IS JUST HOLDING THE BALL STARING AT YOU
NOT KNOWING THAT THE WHISTLE BLEW ALREADY
AND THEN HE SNAPS OUT IF IT REALIZING HIS 8 SECONDS WERE UP
HE LITERALLY G A V E A POINT TO THE OTHER TEAM BECAUSE YOU WERE SO PRETTY
Now between switching sides after losing the 1st set, you walk up to him
He’s just staring at you smirking
“So, you wanna talk about that serve?”
“OH IM SOOOOORY, my pretty baby was just so beautiful, I couldn’t look away.”
THIS MAN DOESNT WALK AWAY
HE MF S K I P S
YOURE RED AS HELL
PRETTY BABY?
BEAUTIFUL?
UGH
Oikawa
heheh HES WEARINT MY NUMBER I ALWAYS SCREAM AT THIS
OKAY SO I HAD A DRESM AB THIS
AND I LOVED IT
SO ITS HAPPENING
ENJOY
OKAY
SO
here’s what I’m thinking
Terushima HAS a cheerleading partner?
Oikawa HAD a cheerleading partner
Your schedules just never lined up and it was a mutual break up!!
You guys broke up about 3 months ago so the awkwardness is basically gone?
Like y’all are friends ya know
And yeah both of you do both still think about it randomly
mostly oikawa 👀
So they’re at practice and you come in SPRINTING
LIKE BOYS ARE ABOUT TO BLOW THE WHISTLE TO START A GAME AND THEY JUST SEE YOU ZOOM
SO EVERYONES JUST KINDA WATCHING LMAO
you don’t come out of the office for a while so they end up starting the game
you wanna know who’d up to serve
Oikawa :)
boy serves RIGHT when you come out
Like the universe was like “oh? let’s scare the mother loving SHIT out of ‘em!”
literally hits the wall next to you
“OIKAWA TOORU GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!”
MAN FREEZES
like shit
He was already gonna get scolded by iwa
but you?
he comes up to you with his arms behind his back, his eyes obviously terrified
“Do you know what you just did?”
“Yes.” 🥺
“And do you realize what you’re gonna do?”
“Yes.”
“Good.”
Homeboy has never eeen this side of you so he’s terrified.
And when you go to walk away he realizes you’re wearing a captains jacket
“Wait, Y/N, you got promoted?”
“Oh, yeah, I tried for it like a month ago.”
“Congratulations.”
he kinda just stares at you walk out like
Me?
oIKawA tOoRU
missing my ex?
n e v e r
okay maybe sometimes
so the next time he sees you they’re at the prelims against date tech
And he seems you come in in your uniform
wOOSH 🥰
So you guys lock eyes and y’all wave at eachother
you can see his face is r e d so you’re smiling
the game starts, you guys doing simple cheers, but as they get to the transition to the second set, you guys start doing a cheer to “Idol” by BTS that you choreographed
And seeing you as a captain?
H I T THIS MAN
HIT IT TIL IT BREAKS TYPE BEAT
he literally paused to stare at you, iwa was like
“GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND DROOL AFTER THE GAME”
stan iwa honestly y’all would make fun of him together whenever you guys had time to hang out
So, end of prelims, they lost to Karasuno
And you’ve been to his house maybe a few times when you guys were dating?
so you remember where it is
his mom?
kinda shocked to see you?
especially in a cheerleading uniform since she never realized you did that?
but you were talking about how you just wanted to see him
so you go upstairs and into his room and he’s just in the corner with his alien plushy sobbing
Your heart is breaking at this point for this man
You go and sit beside him, him not really acknowledging you
“Tooru, I’m really really proud of you and what you’ve become. That will not be the last time you’re on a court, and I will make sure it that as long as I live.”.
he turns to you and turns his alien pushy, instead clinging onto you
You can feel your uniform getting soaked, but you run your fingers through his hair anyway, giving him forehead kisses
after a while of crying, he lifts his head to look at you, eyes still very puffy
You look at him back and you give him a small smile
And he puts his hand on your chin
Gotta get that kiss kiss after missing you for so long
SOFT MAKEOUTS WITH OIKAWA OKAY
so here you guys are at about 2am
Talking about how you missed eachother
“Y/N, I really want to get back together with you.”
😳
“Who would I be to say no to an offer like that?”
You guys go to school the next day
Give the rest of Seijoh 4 sQUEEZES
cuz they deserve it I love them dearly
on Saturday you guys actually went on a date!!
you wanna know what song came on the radio
MF IDOL
HE TURNS TO YOU GRINNING AND GOES
“Ya know you looked really cute doing this cheer, might want to see it again~”“OIKAWA TOORU I WILL NOT HESITATE TO CRASH THIS CAR”
End note: “Just a Friend to You” begins in two days and I’m v excited! (Once again thank you for 100 notes!) (self promotion ✨) But in all seriousness, please go check out Lexy’s stuff! She’s a great writer and is so sweet ❤️
~ Lex 🖤🤍
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The Wedding Day
Hello everyone!! This is one of my piece for the Sanji fest 2021 hosted by @burnthoneymint I hope you like the story! Thanks for letting me take part in this!
Prompt : “Say something. Are you hurt?”
Word count : 2K
Warnings : nothing but Fluff
A/N : I was listening to EXO Kai Amnesia from Mmmh album (clickable) while I wrote this. You can check it out if you want. It got me the feels when I was writing this. (You won’t regret it)
Please do refrain from commenting the spoilers please!
Gif and picture not mine
It was the most awaited day. You wore your lavender dress and stood in front of the mirror as you looked at yourself one last time before leaving your apartment. You went to the destination which was the beautiful castle and went inside. You walked to the room allocated for the bridesmaids. Yes you were one of the bridesmaid for one of your dear friend. You greeted the other bridesmaid, Kaya and went to the room of the bride. There stood your beautiful friend. In a non-traditional peach coloured mermaid dress. You went towards her and stood beside her.
“You look beautiful Nami”, you said. She smiled and thanked you. You knew she was nervous. You took her hand in yours and assured her everything is going to be alright. Even though never met her partner (But heard of of course) nor even Nami’s friends, you knew Nami, and she would make the perfect choice. After some encouragement, you left the room.
You were searching for restroom. The castle was so huge and had hallways and so many closed rooms, which was so confusing, like a maze. You searched for a while and went to other side of the castle, where the partner of bride was supposed to be. You went towards that place and saw a person with a straw hat dressed in black tuxedo. Beside him was a person with long nose in the same outfit, stuffing themselves with food. ‘They are eating this early’, you thought. You passed them and went ahead.
While you turned in a corner, you bumped into a tall man dressed in the same black tux, the previous two were wearing. He had wavy black hair, had freckles on his face and was really gorgeous. You apologised, as well as he did and you went ahead. ‘So handsome and polite’, you thought.
‘Where the hell was this bloody washroom?’ you cursed inside your head and somehow at the end of one hallway, you found the washroom. 'Thank god!', you thought as you went towards it. You saw a man in a fine black suit, blond hair with a cigarette in his hand. He was pacing fast and seemed nervous. You walked passed him into the restroom.
After a couple of minutes, you came out of the washroom and saw that this man was still in the same place. Except for the fact that he wasn’t pacing now but, he sat down and placed his right hand on his hair and was mumbling something. ‘What is this man’s deal? So weird’, you thought to yourself and were about to pass him but you heard sobs. You gulped and slowly looked at him. He was sobbing with his big eyes watery. ‘Why was he crying all of a sudden’, you thought. You really wanted to leave but you felt a bit guilty. You sighed and crouched down before him. But you maintained a safe distance from him because you felt like it.
You asked, “Hey! You seem… not okay. is everything alright?” but he continued to sob like a chibi anime character as he looked at you. ‘What was this person’s deal?’, you thought as you questioned again, “Say something. Are you hurt?” this time handing him your kerchief which he accepted and wiped his tears.
“I…”, he said in between his sobs and continued, “I’m scared. I am nervous. This is a big responsibility and Nami san gave me this opportunity but”, he said and wiped his tears again. You continued to listen to him as he sobbed. ‘Why the hell is he so nervous as if he was the groom. Im sure not even the groom would cry like this’, you thought but listened anyway because it seemed interesting.
“I am…”, he continued, “So honoured but… I cant stop this nervousness. I keep getting these negative thoughts like ‘What if I mess up’ or ‘What if I don’t do it properly’ or 'what if Nami san thinks she made the wrong decision', so I am crying like this in front a beautiful bridesmaid”, he said as he again started to sob as he placed his hands on his face. ‘Oh, he said I was beautiful!’, you felt happy in your heart but didn’t let it show on your face.
“See, look at me”, you said and he slowly looked at you. You looked into his blue eyes and said, “Listen to me. You can do it. Don’t worry. Believe in yourself. You won’t mess up. Follow your heart. Be positive. See, I never met you. I never saw you. But I believe in you. So don’t worry.”
You rambled those words in a way to cheer him up and thankfully, he kinda took those words seriously and flashed you a smile. He got up and offered you his hand. You took it and got up. He thanked you as he bowed. You waved at him and walked to the Nami's room. Thankfully not getting lost. There you saw a raven haired beauty, who wasn’t there when you got here.
“Hello mademoiselle, I am Y/N, can I know your name”, you said as you offered her your hand. She giggled as she placed her hand in yours and replied, “Robin”
“Such a beautiful name for a beautiful woman”, you said and everyone in the room laughed. You looked around confused and the maid of honour, Nojiko said, “You are just like Sanji, the ladies man”
‘Who was that Sanji the ladies man? Why did they tell, I was like him?’, you thought
“By the way, where were you all this time?”, asked Kaya
“I was looking for restroom. Damn it was so far away. I’m happy I didn’t get lost”, you complained.
“But… there is a restroom right here”, said Robin chan as she pointed towards a door inside the room.
“And also in the bridesmaids room”, said Nojiko.
"And also literally in every single hallway", added Kaya.
Your eyes and mouth were wide open as they said that. “I..What…but...”, you tried to say something but ended with, “Damn it”, everyone in the room laughed again as you lowered your head in defeat.
Finally it was the time of the wedding. After Kaya, walked with a man with long nose. Then you and the man with freckles whom you bumped into before offered his arm to you. 'Ahh! The handsome man!', you thought as you both linked your arms. He smiled at you and you both walked down the aisle.
Then you saw a familiar face in the centre of the place with droopy shoulders. ‘That cry baby blond is here’, you thought. He looked at you and smiled. You smiled back as you straightened your back. He got your indication and straightened his shoulders and nodded at you. ‘Damn that was cute’, you thought. Then came the beautiful Robin chan, with the man still wearing his straw hat.
You took a deep breath and turned as you looked at the blond. He was biting his lower lip with stress. He noticed your stare and looked at you. You smiled as you gave him a thumbs up. He nodded and you both looked at the maid of honour, Nojiko and the man of honour, who had green hair come in.
Nojiko stood beside Robin and said, “Zoro almost got lost for the third time”. For which Robin replied with a giggle. ‘Her laugh is so precious’, you thought. Then the music started to play. Everyone stood up and looked at the door.
There she came, in her beautiful, traditional, pearl white princess dress. Her veil covering her face and she held the beautiful Gloxinia flowers, which was so unique. She was so beautiful. You smiled as she came slowly and stood before the blond.
“So that is Vivi, so beautiful”, you said as she turned to look towards the door. Then came your friend, in her non-traditional peach mermaid dress, with her veil back on her beautiful hair as she held the pretty baby romantica roses which you selected for her. You really were touched at how she valued your opinion for this. You were so happy for her getting married. She came and stood beside the other beautiful bride Vivi.
You and the blond looked at each other one last time and he started to officiate the wedding. Nami and Vivi said their vows. They were so perfect for each other and loved one other to the core. You wished you could find a person who would love you unconditionally. They both exchanged rings. The blond wiped the corner of his eye with the kerchief you gave and said, “I declare you as wife and wife, you both may now kiss”.
Then the both brides kissed and walked together as the music was played by a famous musician named Brook. You tried not to cry at the moment. Everything in this wedding was so precious and emotional that you were trying so hard not to cry. After taking photos and congratulating them, then came the main event. The bouquet toss.
You stood a bit far, from the crowd and tried to calm yourself and not to cry. You looked as the flower bouquet came towards you. As if it was a reflex, you caught the bouquet. It was the Gloxinia flowers bouquet, which Vivi held. As if that was a snap, you couldn’t control your emotions and started to cry. You walked and stood a bit farther and looked at the pretty flowers. The blond officiant saw that you were crying and started to walk towards you. The second bouquet of baby romantic roses was thrown and you looked at the flying bouquet as it landed in the arms of a person. You looked and now started to laugh. The blond officiant caught the bouquet and everyone started to laugh at it. Well, it was a refreshment for you as well as the people in the wedding, 'cause everyone remembers a good laugh.
Then the next event was where everyone danced. You calmed yourself down and stopped crying. This wedding was very overwhelming for you and you loved it. You sat at a table alone as people danced with one other. You looked at your flowers and smiled as you touched their soft petals.
“Would you like to dance with me, milady”, asked a familiar voice. You turned around and saw that it was the blond officiant. You smiled at him and said, “I am not a good dancer though. You may want to dance with someone else”
He smiled and said, “I can… lead you though. It would be an honour for me to dance with you milady”. Then he offered his hand to you. You couldn’t say no to that sweet request so, you took his hand and got up. He gently placed his hand on your waist and started to lead you. Even when you stamped his foot a few times, he just smiled but didn’t complain. You liked how gentle he was with you. He had a rose flower in his tuxedo pocket, which was from the bouquet he caught earlier.
“The bouquet symbolises the good fortune for the people who caught it”, you say as you carefully touch his rose.
“I didn’t believe these kind of stuff but, here I am, dancing with the most beautiful bridesmaid, so i guess its true after all”, he replied as he looked at you. You blushed as you slightly tapped his shoulder and said, “Cheesy aren’t you” to which he said, “It’s just a spoon of it. If you spend time with me, you’ll get to know how much more cheesy I can be”, he said confidently. You really liked this confident side of his. So contrast to him crying in the hallway.
"Very confident huh. So would you like me to think of you as the cry baby officiant or would you tell me your name”, you said for which he pouted and replied, “That’s not true...totally.... Well, the name is Sanji, milady”
“Oh! So… Sanji, the ladies’ man”, you said and he scoffed.
“I wish”, he sighed then continued, “So, do you want me to think of you as the beautiful bridesmaid or would you give me your name”
“You know what, I kinda like it when you say that I’m beautiful. So, why not stick with that”, you replied making him whine. He of course continued to laugh with you though.
“Y/N, the name is Y/N, so stop whining”, you said to him making his face glow with happiness.
“Y/N, such a beautiful name for a beautiful lady”, he said, which made you realise why the girls compared to you two before.
You both talked as you danced and then exchanged your phone numbers. You smiled thinking of how you got into this.
You both really were into each other from the beginning itself. Fate was so... Unpredicted. It can bring two individuals together at one place, make them fall in love.
‘Who would have thought that the cry baby weirdo would become your husband in 3 years from now’
XOXOXOXOXOXO
I hope you liked it! Please forgive me for any mistakes.
Did you like the story or the song. Tell me how you feel by giving me a Like, Comment and Reblog. Thanks for Reading!
Please do refrain from commenting the spoilers please! I dont know much about Christian weddings, so if the order was a bit wrong, please forgive me
The Gloxinia flowers were mentioned by @nakunakunomi in her valentines event where she wrote for Sanji (Clickable) you can also see how the flowers look, in her post. I really loved the flower she mentioned and its meaning was hella romantic. I just felt like there were a lot of flowers other than Red roses and Lilies. Of couse they are beautiful, but we need to explore and look at different types of flowers too.
If you are wondering what Baby romantica flowers look like here, I took these image from google. I just fell in love with these roses and they have been in my favourites from a long time. Their name itself is so romantic and they look precious.
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