#god i love banhammer phighting
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GOD banhammer is so fucking perfect, i've been staring at a picture of him in some way shape or form for probably like fifteen hours out of the last three days. he is just so very mwah i wanna bite his armor it looks so fucking cool bro. and his teeth, good LIRD his fucking teeth those chompers are driving me insane. i wanna put my hand in his mouth and i don't think i'd even be upset if he bit me for that, hell i want him to bite me. he could step on me too and pick me up and throw me down the stairs and i wouldn't even be mad. did i mention how fucking tall he is? mans is like 6 foot 11 inches, thats bonkers, he could punt me into the sun and i'd let him. his hands are probably huge as fuck too. i want him to hold me but i'd settle for being manhandled into a jail cell. he probably patrols the cells on occasion since he's just built different and i'd stand in my 'pathetic homosexual loser' cage and give him a gay little wave as he walks past. blow him a kiss and all that. he might not even notice because he's blindfolded which would be saddening but hey maybe i'll get to feel his touch when he drags me off to be executed or whatever. does he even execute his prisoners at all? if he doesn't i guess i will just rot in that cell until he sees fit to release me. bummer. or perhaps i could seduce him into letting me work as an assistant/maid/etc for him instead. he seems like he'd get off on having someone to order around directly, and i wouldn't mind obeying his every command. anyways as much as i'd enjoy letting him order me around it would probably get boring eventually. he'd probably melt immediately if i gave off even a whiff of dominance. mans still listens to his mom for fucks sake, he'll fold like a wet napkin if i yank him down to his knees and grab his chin. that might be tough with the size difference though. i could back him into a corner and grab his horns and pull his face down to mine and then kiss him or whisper to him or whatever. fuck yeah. not to mention he's blindfolded too, so i could mess around with that. he'd probably be kinda mouthy about it, especially if we have a significant strength difference, but he'd like it. putting a hand in his mouth would probably shut him up. god the thought of running my hand along his teeth is just so fucking enthralling. they look kinda similar to shark teeth. built to maul people and yet here i am touching them like the most foolish creature upon god's green earth. cough this is getting a little too immersive whoops fuck uhhh right! his armor. the gems everywhere is attractive. shiny objects are so cool and banhammer has a gem on like every section of his armor. they probably make cuddling a tiny bit uncomfortable but that's par for the course with armor. i'd put up with it. his weapon looks sick as hell too but i am not a weapons connoisseur, i am a men connoisseur. and this one is delicious cough right his armor. his boots look pretty tough. they probably have treads that'd leave a good mark if he stepped on my back. that'd be cool. i'd let him dig his heel into me with great force. god at this point i dont even wanna fuck him i just want to either destroy or be destroyed by this man. good fucking god why did i write so much. checks wiki right he has four eyes. assuming they look like his mom's do it'd probably be pretty cute. two little extra ones beside his normal eyes. he probably winks by closing half his eyes. and now i'm thinking of various seductive faces he could make. i am down so bad i can't even. i wanna kiss him choke him slam him into a wall. or have him do that to me. i'm not picky. one of us is gonna be pathetic, obedient, and submissive and i frankly do not give a fuck which one it ends up being. i'd let him put a collar on me. the thought of banhammer wearing a collar is making my brain do terrible horrible things so i will leave it at that. i do draw the line at like 'daddy' shit tho that's not for me at all & he probably has daddy issues anyway
#i did not write this i just found this somewhere and copied it#i agree though#banhammer wawawawawa#god i love banhammer phighting
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Coroika Splatoon but it’s PHIGHTING! Roblox
Hi to my Coroika and phighting fans so how are we feeling about this one
cooked these up in a few hours! These honestly didn’t really take that long at all and were really fun to do since I got to play around with some charcoal brushes (I love doing everything in my power to NOT use midtones lmfao).
I tired to mimic the style of the manga a bit and I think i did relatively okay! I have a lot more of these planned so yeah >:3! Really excited to get to do them sometime
Og Panels:
#Coroika is so silly#I love it so much#“I’m tired of straight manning!” - okay there broker stfu we know you aren’t /ref#I’m so great at subtly hinting about what I’m gonna do next guys oh my god#Also I promise I’ll be doing mermaid au stuff soon :3! My motivation has been pretty down plus I’ve been pretty busy so these were just kin#Of a stress reliever for me lol#Plus the mermaid pieces usually take like. 8-11 hours a pop and I don’t like to do pieces in more then 2 sittings so.#Yea.#not really the HEALTHIEST of drawings to make for me but oh well they’re still fun :3#Anyways tag time#art#artists on tumblr#phighting!#phighting fanart#digital art#roblox phighting#phighting#phighting roblox#phighting art#roblox#phighting subspace#subspace phighting#subspace#phighting! roblox#phighting! subspace#phighting! art#phighting banhammer#slingshot#slingshot phighting#banhammer phighting
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welcome to the scythehammer store. we sell scythe . we sell hammer /ref
#god please. where are my scythehammer/banscythe truthers#im the only guy on this ship on tumblr please y'all#GUYS.. GUYS COME BACK /ref#phighting#phighting scythe#phighting banhammer#banscythe#scythehammer#okay but fr they will not LEAVE MY HEAAAD I LOVE THEM OKAY#i dont ship them in the lovey dovey cute couple way no they are like street cats that fight over a chicken leg#and 15 minutes later you find them sitting next to eachother on a fence judging you#okay ? okay
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some design stuff I've done recently lol(Reblogs and fanart are highly appreciated!!)
#phighting#valk phighting#phighting roblox#roblox phighting#phighting art#phighting!#phighting fanart#phighting au#dom phighting#phighting oc#icepick phighting#banhammer phighting#vine staff phighting#phighting rocket#slingshot phighting#fucking love how Dom turned out#he looks SO GOOD#look at him#hes so pretty#he is so pretty#god i love him#i love him so much
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tysm tysm tysm!! it looks amazing aaaa
Stimboard for Ban Hammer from Phighting! for @3dimensionalsystem. (: Requests are open! SOURCES: xxx . x - x . xxx
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nicknames phighting characters would give their s/o (part 2)
subspace - my god/goddess/deity, gorgeous, my other half
“gorgeous, care to help me out here?”
katana - dearest, my soulmate, my husband/wife/spouse (he’s not really creative with this stuff)
“my beautiful little soulmate..”
hyperlaser - doesn’t give you nicknames, he thinks your name is nice.
vine staff - lovely, light of my life, my everything
“you’re so adorable, lovely..”
banhammer - cariño, love bug, sugarplum
“you see them?!” *points to you* “they’re my cariño!”
scythe - darlin’ (in a sexy Southern accent), beautiful, buttercup
“stand behind me, darlin’, I got this.” *little wink*
medkit - my beloved, love, darling (in a sexy British accent)
“I’ll come to bed soon, my beloved..”
#phighting x reader#subspace x reader#subspace phighting#katana x reader#katana phighting#hyperlaser x reader#hyperlaser phighting#vine staff x reader#vine staff phighting#banhammer x reader#banhammer phighting#scythe x reader#scythe phighting#medkit x reader#medkit phighting#subspace x reader phighting#katana x reader phighting#hyperlaser x reader phighting#vine staff x reader phighting#banhammer x reader phighting#scythe x reader phighting#medkit x reader phighting#nicknames
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hey...... itz freakbob here... IK U KNOW NOTHING ABT PHIGHTING BUT BUT BUT BUT PLEAZEEE BANHAMMER X READER PLEASAZE PLEAZE HEADCANNONZ TOO PLEAZE PLEAZE PELAPZLPEA you know who thiz iz...
Thats omniums... but ok :D. All info was provided by my phighting friends and the wiki.. maybe a bit of me playing for research
☆⤍Banhammer x Reader Headcannons⤌☆
☆⤍ You neck HURTS talking to this man. Even if you're 6'0, this mountain of a man still towers over you. (6'11 according to the wiki)
☆⤍Dating Banhammer is kinda like dating you're own bully. You're not safe from his taunts Light Hearted teasing. ☆⤍Banhammer being the #1 mamas boy, his mother has to approve of you. Once she does don't even worry, you're part of the Family! ☆⤍Loves cuddling, like a lot. Just holding you gently, or resting his head on you're stomach. Just got to be careful of the horns. ☆⤍Speaking of horns! Grab them. Only way to shut him up. Just grab them and pull his big ass down to you're level. What happens after is entirely you're own fault though. ☆⤍Banhammer is bull headed. In battle or in his relationship, rarely is he ever wrong. At least in his eyes. It takes patience to deal with him. ☆⤍That being said, you're the only he will ever bend his will for.
☆⤍You're also the only one he'll physically bend for. If he needs to Banhammer is on his knees just to talk to you. ☆⤍He also really enjoys just throwing you around, with love of course. Tired of walking? On to his shoulders you go! ☆⤍Banhammer hates to leave you alone especially with how many dangerous phighters and criminals he deals with. ☆⤍God, He loves showing off to for you though. If he knows you're in the crowd, or watching from home, pray for who ever he goes up against. Their coming out on a stretcher. ☆⤍Love langue is physical touch and words of affirmation. Tell him what a good job he's doing and hold his hands- drives him up the wall. ☆⤍Hope you enjoy never going anywhere and having piece and quite. He's loud, in voice and in presence. ☆⤍One time you called him Banny as a joke. Banhammer threatened to end the relationship then and there. ☆⤍BANHAMMER IS SO LOUD AND PROUD ABOUT YOU'RE RELATIONSHIP. Any chance given, he has to mention that you're in a relationship with him. "Yes, MY partner likes their food like that!" "No, I dont think My SPOUSE, would like that." ☆⤍Easily jealous, like sees someone he doesn't like, just being nice to you. Nu uh. Perfect time to come and kiss you! and aggressively stare that person down for the rest of the conversation.
#phighting roblox#phighting x reader#phighting banhammer#banhammer x reader#banhammer phighting#x reader#phighting!#so silly#i fear I have to play the game now#i know who you are
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au talk: little butterfly info dump
here's th phighting au infodump
windforce defeated orochi 100 years ago; she lets banhammer go to nippon to fight off evil and do what he please within reason. banhammer visit sword, rocket, and medkit in the village. medkit always heals and patches up the trio up after their adventures; they collect herbs and other plants for medince for medkict; medkit started to feel more close to ban but never said anything, he doesnt know how to show that he might be in love. one day ban, sword and rocket went on an adventure away from the village to go all over nippon. medkit heard rumors in his village that orochi is awaken, he started getting worried and went to a shirne late at night for windforce and gave her an offer; he asked her if she can protect sword and rocket, medkit doesnt want them to get hurt or separate from eachother. he offered his life and a magatama that gave medkit good luck.
ban, sword and rocket, had fun with exploring all across of nippion. ban started to think about medkit, every night when the duo are a sleep. he thinks about med, he doesnt know why he does but he thinks about him. after many nights of med living rent free in his mind. ban asked sword things about medkit, sword started to get suspicious about the many questions about medkit. he teased ban and ban asked how did he knew. sword and rocket help out ban to get stuff for medkit
at the village a loud boom and a arrow zooming past many homes hitting medkit's home. everyone crowd around medkit home whispering that they are going to lose their doctor to orochi, whispers of worry and pity for the doctor. medkit mind is racing, thank god that sword and rocket are okay, they will be safe with ban, but he will never tell ban about his true feelings; skateboard asked medkit if he is okay, it took all his power not to breakdown. he asked slingshot and skatebroad to write a letter to the adventuring trio. the next day he gets dress in a white kimono. walking to the moon cave, he waved good bye to the village people
ban, sword and rocket are heading back to the village when skatebroad gave them a letter and tells them im sorry. confused they readed the letter, ban heart drops
he pushes away everyone, rushing to the village the other rushes after him.
ban made it to the village he ran to medkit home and saw the arrow, he asked around where is he over and over again they told him at the moon cave, he rushes there. sword rocket and skatebroad follow suite. getting closer to the moon cave he sees medkit, he yells for him to stop, medkit turn around and gave him a warm smiles and ask him to look after sword and rocket as orochi grabs him pulling him into the darkness. ban dashes trying to grab medkit but he miss.
ban fell on the ground of inside the entrance. he gets up and looks behind him, saw rocket, sword and skatebroad banging on the barrier telling him they will find a way in go after him. ban rushes after medkit.
what happens here is similar to okami in the moon cave story area, ban see orochi and fought him, using every once of power to defeat him, sword, skatebroad, rocket and slingshot join in the fight and was able defeat orochi. ban saw medkit and gave him a kiss and a hug medkit hug and kiss him back
i plan to add more detail in parts of the story, then comic time eheheh
#yolk the joke#writing#writers on tumblr#fanfic#phighting medkit#roblox phighting#phighting#medkit phighting#banhammer phighting#phighting!#phighting windforce#phighting roblox#phighting sword#phighting skateboard#phighting rocket#phighting slingshot#phighting au#au#yolk rambling#alternate universe#little butterfly#medhammer#medkit x banhammer
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Mmmm feeder headcanons (with other stuff sprinkled in) with phighting time because GOD I'm into it.
Sword loves being fed by Rocket. Mostly because he knows Rocket loves seeing his tummy get all chubby and squishy. Rocket prefers feeding him sweet and fattening foods to get him fatter faster.
Boombox gets stuffed by Skateboard and Slingshot. Slingshot is just completely aroused by fatter boys. On his, Boombox is fat while Skateboard is getting there. He's chubby so far and Slingshot encourages him to stuff himself further, even making custom meals for Skateboard so the boy will gain more weight.
Subspace drinks a ton of water to bloat up his stomach, liking how his stomach gurgles and how it makes his tummy all squishy and doughy. And those burps he lets out are LOUD.
Scythe has a poor diet whenever she is on the run or on a mission, so here and there, she'll eat incredibly fattening foods and Broker LOVES the little tummy she gets.
Banhammer vores anyone he gets in the banlands that commit HORRIBLE ACTS. Or just annoying inmates. Only reason he hasn't ate Broker is because Broker is too chubby to go down his maw.
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UghH I'm getting an invisible boner from all of these ngHHHH AHHHH I LOVE FEEDER HEADCANONS
ESPECIALLY THE BOOMSKATESHOT ONE AND THE BANHAMMER ONE.... I'm jelquing to them rn
#not safe for sodakettle#nsft#phighting nsft#phighting#nsft phighting headcanons#phighting sword#phighting rocket#phighting slingshot#phighting boombox#phighting skateboard#phighting subspace#phighting scythe#phighting broker#phighting banhammer#🌹 anon
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fricking randomly remembered one of the best Phighting screenshots I've ever gotten lol
so for context, this was on old Hotel Elephant and my team's Ban Hammer got killed by a car while trying to use their Phinisher on the other team's Katana
(also I apologize for the low quality of this because I snipped it from a fullscreen screenshot)
what happened in chat (because it might be kinda hard to read from the screenshot):
Ban Hammer: BROS UBER SAVED HIM Ban Hammer: WHAT THE HELL Subspace: HELPM Subspace: GG IM CRYINF Ban Hammer: I AM PISSED BEYOND REPROACH Scythe (me): gg Katana: bro got outplayed by a 2012 honda civic im pssing myself- Ban Hammer: KATANA YOU RODENT Ban Hammer: I GOT ULT CANCELLED BY A TOYOTP Rocket: MEDKIT WAS TRAPPED THRU THE WALL HELP Rocket: MY BAD Ban Hammer: TOYOTA Katana: who would win? gods most strongest brave banhammer, or a 2002 chevy made in china? Slingshot: what Ban Hammer: I WAS ABOUT TO COOK THAT KATANA AND THE DARN PICKUP TRUCK SAVED HIM
WHEEZING I NEVER OPEN CHAT SO STUFF LIKE THIS GOES UNNOTICED TO ME. I LOVE THIS THO. GET WRECKED, BANHAMMER
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im feeling sentimental right now but i wanna yap a bit. preferably at my slingshot (purrfurably if you will /silly)
when i first started remembering you i was trying to nail your vibes down, and remember more about our relationship. i still don't remember a lot but i do remember you had some sort of energetic and confident fun to you that is solely unique to YOU and nobody else that i can remember in any of my lives. you remind me of what basic understanding i have of sonic the hedgehog a little (i do not kin from sonic and im not really a sonic fan, it's just something about your silliness and the way you spoke with confidence and energy)
i remember when we were together your voice became so gentle as opposed to when we were out doing things, or in phights. there was something so about you that i can't quite place yet, but i know i valued it a lot.
a lot of people draw you with a long cat tail, but your fluffy bob tail was super cute to me, especially when you wagged it a little. i thought it was super adorable and i loved seeing you so happy
i remember you were competitive and didn't like losing. there was one memory i have where we met up in crossroads with rocket (who, for context of anybody else reading this was part of the main friend group of me/sling/skate as well as sword) to go on a phight and you were super super excited. you were super pumped but when we got there we ended up losing and you got frustrated because you thought you threw the game (which may i add you didn't. it was just an off day maybe, and everyone in the team is responsible for a win or a lose, it doesn't affect your personal skill). you didn't really want to interact with anybody, and i understood that and i just put my tail on your lap and sat beside you in some sort of comfort.
and i don't know how long from that memory it was, but you were feeling a lot better and we went on a date in the crossroads and i was so happy to see you feeling better. i kept trying to subconsciously wrap my tail around your legs as we were walking, and i didn't really realize it a lot of the time hehehe
you were also brave. i am not sure why my memories always pertain to banhammer beating me up or somehow you (in that one memory where we lost the match he kinda slung you across SFOTH and i was like FUUUCK) but i have a memory where i tripped in some sort of way because banhammer was on my trail (i had just shielded Shuriken who promptly was able to get away after i stepped in for support) you shot at him rapidly and then taunted him when he was about to hit me with his hammer... and like, pissed him off. we locked eyes for a second and you gave me this mischievous smile before running away after he made chase towards you. i didn't really process it until later but i really appreciated it (would rather not have a life end with being crushed by some huge object for the THIRD TIME and gods forbid it be by banhammer /silly)
i remember sitting down somewhere. maybe at your place with shuriken and vinestaff and everyone else (who I don't think was there) or at my place (i am unsure where exactly) but i was watching you take cookies out of the oven and oh my gods they were some of the best cookies ever. i loved seeing you smile as we shared warm treats together and absolutely melting in utter bliss at your baking skills
i miss you, and i'd love to talk. and perhaps if you'd prefer not to reach out, hey, i get it. all i wanna say for that is thank you for the memories. you mean a lot :]
i hope i got everything right with this one. what an essay of a 'fession oopsiiiiee. if you see any mistakes noooo you didnt /j
-boombox (#🕹️👾🎸)
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EVIL sootysnail would be really funny but i literally dont care enough
imagine it for me though
i would have a katana based profile and i would say "god i love katana phighting" instead of "god i love banhammer phighting"
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✦ㅤPHIGHTING HAEYAJI...? // BOOSEOKSOON as PHIGHTERS! due to my recent addiction to the game phighting! when my friend made ocs for them, i ended up making a character. then i played the game. needless to say, it's pretty fun, even though it's a mix of the splatoon games and valorant. at least i have something to play to let off steam post-exams!! /jj ㅤ anyways, i thought of assigning phighters to the entirety of svt, but... i didn't really want to leave this one unfinished. 2024, i am a changed bitch. and i'm kinder to myself- so we're starting with BSS for now!! (but before anything else, i'm basing these off the phighters i've played ingame and my experience against/as them.) now without further ado, let's get into it. PHIGHTING- i mean, FIGHTING HAEYAJI ✦ㅤ WHO?: seventeen, kpop boy group ✦ㅤ GENRE: headcanons, crack
BOO SEUNGKWAN would be... ROCKET! (and theoretically, SUBSPACE!) he would be so fucking happy to start shooting shit tbh /JJJ rocket is a ranged phighter who... well, shoots shit! this phighter carries around a big ol' bazooka-looking weapon, and is good for crowd control. like seriously. i've died so many times to rocket mains. but you're super fucked when you have to get away from the opposing team, bc rocket is canonically squishy!! kwannie, upon first playing rocket, forgets that he isn't melee and goes right into the battle. during the intermission, he checks the ability descriptions and has an "oh shit" moment. THEN he gets a strat, which is staying still and shooting from afar. only ever uses his phinisher/ult when under pressure i think... but thank god it looks cool!! aabdeawhe but the thought of him playing subspace though, i think would be rlly silly. like, iirc subspace's phinisher is some vortex void thing that sucks in other players (idk if the user is immune). he'd absolutely ENJOY using that fucking thing, but will go back to rocket bc he claims that he can't see what subspace is even doing whenever he does any of his abilities.
LEE SEOKMIN would be... BIOGRAFT and BAN HAMMER! i hate biograft and ban hammer mains all the same. i keep dying to them because i'm a loser and i suck! /j but i think seokminnie would love playing them. biograft is a double-wielder and is fairly fast! you'd get easy kills if you play this phighter correctly/long enough, minnie probably does accidental kill steals whenever playing biograft... (i'd literally hate to go against him, im not afraid to start saying "i hate biograft") meanwhile, ban hammer has this absurdly giant hammer (lmao) and swings that bitch around. bad for when you're trying to move around while fighting, but at least he hits hard! probably played this one first before playing biograft, because woah! big hammer! heavy tank! more time on the frontlines AND damage-dealing! (i hate banhammer mains but i'd let him kill me if it made him happy)
KWON SOONYOUNG would be... MELEE PHIGHTERS and MEDKIT! literally struggled to settle on one melee phighter, but i figured that he'd sometimes shuffle through all of them. like either before a match or mid-match (yes you can do that), he changes depending on what looks cooler, or what would be more convenient/easy/advantageous. i think his more used one would be skateboard tho, solely because you can probably also do actual skateboard tricks. if he and dokyeom are on the same team, he accidentally steals ban hammer /hj. he's silly like that!! medkit is a bit of a special case though. probably plays during the rare moments where he goes against woozi. yeah, he'd play the game as well and mains medkit, bc uji on his own is already "i may be a healer, but..."!! he's p good at it. hoshi, on the other hand, only goes for medkit solely bc he reminds him OF uji. like,,, the exhausted look? the slight affectionate jabs towards his team? the subtle warnings that's just confirmation that he gives a shit? ujicore.
©ㅤ lookingforweiss '24, no reposting anywhere.
#ovrtimelove.chr#kpop.zip#written dreams#booseoksoon#boo seungkwan#lee seokmin#lee dokyeom#kwon soonyoung#roblox#phighting!#phighting rocket#phighting subspace#phighting biograft#phighting banhammer#phighting skateboard#phighting medkit
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