#god i AM ... in love

[speedycoffeedelight]

"Would you care for a dance my dear?"

'Alastor, a popular radio host of New Orleans in the early 1900's has asked for your hand to dance with him. How do you reply?'

Going through human alastor brainrot rn(⁠~⁠‾⁠▿⁠‾⁠)⁠~

[manderin7765032]

CUSTER

TYLER DURDEN

Tyler loved hardcore sex. The type where it could be categorised as abuse, or torture. Being suffocated and struggling to breathe while having his dick sucked was Heaven to him. His favourite type of blowjob was sloppy, messy and having his balls fondled. It would have him whining and moaning for his release like he was a virgin.

"You fucking whore, you like sucking my dick don't you"

Indeed he liked being at another persons complete mercy but he too enjoyed being the perpetrator of this abusive pleasure. Using a chain around their neck to make them crawl around him and beg with their pretty whore-ish mouth to be spanked and fucked like a dirty bitch. He loved watching them flinch and moan at their vulnerable parts being whipped and slapped by his cruel desires. Wanting to see them cry from his torturous sex from pulling their hair back to view their dirty face smiling from the pleasure.

"Please slap my face Tyler, I need you so bad"

Tyler loved big tits. How they bounced and slapped against his body when they would ride him. God when they would ride his cock. Feeling their heat squeeze around his throbbing cock would make him so weak and close to impregnating them. He wanted to make them his so badly, ruin them so they were attached and reliant on Tyler, and Tyler only.

"God, you love it when I pinch your nipples don't you, you dirty bitch"

Though he liked making them perform for his imaginary friend. Swaying their fucking insatiable curves for him, even though she had no idea that she was indeed having another man watching her every move and instructing Tyler how he wants to fuck her because the imaginary ego could only stroke his cock at the sight of her. He could ironically only imagine of thrusting his cock into her tight asshole and reaching his arm around to put her in a chock hold with his other hand holding her hips down to get the most pleasure out of the whore. That's what the bitch deserved.

"Pull her hair back for me, she has such a fuck-able face doesn't she?"

Even on a Saturday in Lou's Basement when he was slick with sweat and panting from a fight. He loved seeing their face scrunched up around his cock while he fucked their face against a pillar. They similarly loved seeing Tyler with a bloody face thrusting his cock into their sloppy mouth to give him pleasure. Their knees becoming bloody from the dusty gravel floor and moaning from the dangerous mixture of pain and pleasure.

So this was a dream I had about Tyler Durden (the narrator) that I decided could not go unshared. I tried to use they/them terms but half way through you can see I gave up. The person I am describing is not Marla Singer. This is not really meant to be related to a part of the movie but rather the characters only that are still in a sorta fight club.

I hope you filthy bitches enjoyed <3

[thesingingnorwegian]

THE LAST OF US : episode 1.01 - when you're lost in the darkness

[elegantwoes]

I rarely suffer from second male syndrome whenever I read Manwha but holy moly the prince in Depths of Malice has turned me into pudding in his hands.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[dorothygale]

i'll just be controversial and say discord is not real social media. it's a fine communication platform but it is not Posting! saying you're gonna move to discord is like saying you're gonna move to facebook messenger get outta here

[lilislegacy]

imagine being someone at new rome university and not knowing percy is the same guy as “percy jackson, son of poseidon, two-time hero of olympus, former praetor” because the thought doesn’t even cross your mind. like… he’s percy. he’s a total frat boy. on a normal night, he walks into a party, refers to everyone as bro or dude, socializes with every living (and not-living) person in the room, makes at least 50 sarcastic comments, plays 12 rounds of beer pong, drinks way too much, and then skates around campus on his skateboard yelling “I LOVE NEW YORK” (which makes no sense, because they’re in california) until someone calls his girlfriend to come get him.

and then one day there’s an attack, and frat boy percy is all of a sudden a fighting machine. he’s yelling battle cries alongside the praetors frank zhang and hazel levesque as they lead everyone into battle. (why is he with the praetors? and why…. why in the world do the praetors seem to be following his lead?) his sword slashes through armies of monsters faster than you’ve ever seen. he’s controlling the entire river surrounding the camp, creating huge waves as tall as skyscrapers that crash down all around him, wiping out monsters and causing mass destruction to his enemies’ ranks. the sky is suddenly dark above you, ice-cold water droplets are slashing through the air, and the wind is blowing so aggressively that it’s making it hard to stand up steadily. because he’s somehow created a hurricane.

and he looks terrifying. you can feel the power radiating off of him. he’s like a god. or maybe a monster. it’s hard to tell. you’re a little scared of him, to be honest. but also in total awe, because it’s extraordinary. he’s extraordinary.

frat boy percy is not who you thought he was.

[cubbyhole-for-flea-bee]

Macaque spent the whole season Big-Damn-Hero-ing and was NOT happy about it xD

[d-choppy]

The Wisdom Saga is here !

i wanted to do some fanart of my favorit design of Circé, Hermes but especialy Hera ! i m so in love with her design ! a big thanks to @gigizetz for all of the animatic, i'm so in love of your work ! (it's a fanart of her versions of the characters of Epic the musical)

[lunarwednesday]

Kindly Miquella... I see you've thrown away... Something you should not have... Under any circumstances.

[almostshamelesspenguin]

Character: I think boys are pretty

Fandom: oh! They're gay! That's canon!

Different character: I have no interest in romance or sex. I don't understand it. Relationships confuse me. They seem pointless to me. I have no desire to be in a romantic or sexual relationship. I am an aromantic asexual.

Fandom: well, I guess you can interpret them as aroace...I don't see it though.

[azfellschild]

day 4 of painting a random s2 scene until good omens gets renewed for s3

they wanna hold hands so bad u guys

[hinamie]

spiraling

[floworence]

God importance of food in HUNGER Games is such amazing aspect of the books and shows the mentality of both Katniss AND Snow.

Coriolanus learns that food is power. He sees Nero Prize cutting off maid's leg to eat it. He sees what tributes will do for food. He knows what Lucy Gray did for food. He knows what he would do for food.

In his eyes food is a luxury and ultimate means of manipulation. That's why there is a tessare system, that's why there are monthly packages for the winning districts, that's why Games are a yearly public spectacle in the Capitol. He keeps districts hungry for food and Capitol hungry for entertainment.

Katniss learns that food is love. It starts with Peeta throwing her the burned loaf of bread. Then goes further into her love for Prim, which is the main cause of her hunting. Then with Gale as her hunting partner. Then with Madge who is her best friend and loves strawberries. Then with Mr. Mellark who loves squirrels. Then with Rue and bread from District 11. Then with Peeta again, with the berries.

Katniss doesn't use the power of food over people. She shares it. That's how she builds connections, forms friendships, wins over people's hearts, starts and wins revolutions.

For Snow food it a tool with which you can sew starvation and chaos.

For Katniss food is a tool with which you can form bonds and find peace.

[ghosted-jazz]

Species Swap AU! Retired couple gets a fairy godchild to help repair their relationship

[egophiliac]

we were fucking ROBBED