I think some folks MAY have gotten the wrong idea about how I feel about Circe with some of my posts. So, to clear the air...
Homies, I love that fucked up sorceress.
I love how we're never given a reason why she turns people into animals. That's so funny and so awful. And another potion-making magic gal?!?! I love that she's just basically vibing on an island doing whatever she wants. I even love the fact that she scares Odysseus shitless! She's morally gray and that's why she's FUN.
I just sincerely hate when people try to girlboss her or have her be a victim of SA when she never was Looking at you, Miller. Especially when she was actually the one who coerced Odysseus in exchange for his men being transformed back into humans. And even then, while he was clearly afraid of her, (it's in the language of the Odyssey) she likely meant him no harm after a certain point. He just didn't know that.
Why does she need a reason to do awful things? Why can't she just be a goddess who does whatever she wants? That's the reason why I love her!!! She's fucked up!!! :D
I hate what the Telegony did to her as well! >:( You're telling me, this sorceress goddess, who makes potions (!!!) wouldn't have magic contraceptives??? Would WANT CHILDREN?!?! WITH THE PATHETIC WIFEMAN?! No. Fuck no. Eugammon of Cyrene, I have beef with you 🤬
Anyways!!! Understand all the "#anti circe" I have is simply Anti "Girlboss Circe" or the book. I genuinely think she's neat af as her morally gray, fucked up sorceress self and just get frustrated with...everything :'D
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Just the lil skrunkly
He’s such a smash, like- FUCKING RAIL ME BRO-
HE COULD FUCKING K1LL ME AND I WOULD APOLOGIZE TO HIM.
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Working out with Loki hc’s:
(nsfw implications‼️)
You used to play sports back in your formative years but as you went off to college and soon life, just walking became a workout
Loki worked out like a freaking machine
He would get up for morning runs at 5 and do weights later in the afternoon after his god duties, then he would go out for walks at night and more
He does meal preparations and he made you try it and honestly it’s the most delicious and fulfilling thing you’ve ever had
Since then he included you in his meal preparations and has encouraged you to try and working out with him
You were hesitant but gave it a try (#neveragain)
You joined him in his nightly walks
One night you decided to go out before him
You were out for a good 30 minutes, already working up a bit of a sweat
“You really think you could go on our walks without me?”
“GAH! Loki?! Gods don’t jump scare me like that” you laughed and playfully pushed him back
“I will say you do look quite peaceful and lovely walking around, listening to your songs and such”
“…How long were you following me?!”
“Love you left the door open…i was watching you the entire time” He smirks and laughs
“Oh…my bad…Well, wanna keep walking then?”
“No need to apologise my love, I actually quite enjoyed the view whilst watching you walk…” he leaned in closer “that view being that pretty fuckable ass of yours darling”
Your face went red and a flush of need overwhelmed your body
He then pinched your ass and gave you a peck on the cheek
“We could keep walking Love or…I could show you the results of years and years of weight workouts…carrying you like a little doll…slowly sliding you down on me…making love in the air…literally” he chuckles at his own words
Let’s just say…you and him had a long and rough workout ✨
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(a/n: let’s be honest…mans would be turned on from your gym clothes alone 🤭)
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