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peanutseagle · 2 months ago

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tea time with the bestie

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4ever-feral · 3 months ago

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Literally foaming at the mouth 🥵

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 2 months ago

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Vincent Price -

The Adventures of Captain Fabian (1950)

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64sue · 11 months ago

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damn LIKE DAMNNNNNN 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

#formula one #formula 1 #f1 #mclaren #papaya #lando norris #ln4 #obsessed much?#he can choke me #LIKE OMFG DAMN DAMN FUVKIN GOD DAMN #HE IS SO HOT IN THIS SUIT LIKR AAAAAAA #I WANNA RIP THEM OFF #AAAAAAAA IM WEAK AF 🚨🚨🚨🚨#WHAT IF I FAINT????????#WHAT IF I DIE?????????#PLS HIS TONGUE BSBSHWJJWHE HE CAN DO SO MANY WITH THIS BSBSBSBSJS

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dootznbootz · 8 months ago

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I think some folks MAY have gotten the wrong idea about how I feel about Circe with some of my posts. So, to clear the air...

Homies, I love that fucked up sorceress.

I love how we're never given a reason why she turns people into animals. That's so funny and so awful. And another potion-making magic gal?!?! I love that she's just basically vibing on an island doing whatever she wants. I even love the fact that she scares Odysseus shitless! She's morally gray and that's why she's FUN.

I just sincerely hate when people try to girlboss her or have her be a victim of SA when she never was Looking at you, Miller. Especially when she was actually the one who coerced Odysseus in exchange for his men being transformed back into humans. And even then, while he was clearly afraid of her, (it's in the language of the Odyssey) she likely meant him no harm after a certain point. He just didn't know that.

Why does she need a reason to do awful things? Why can't she just be a goddess who does whatever she wants? That's the reason why I love her!!! She's fucked up!!! :D

I hate what the Telegony did to her as well! >:( You're telling me, this sorceress goddess, who makes potions (!!!) wouldn't have magic contraceptives??? Would WANT CHILDREN?!?! WITH THE PATHETIC WIFEMAN?! No. Fuck no. Eugammon of Cyrene, I have beef with you 🤬

Anyways!!! Understand all the "#anti circe" I have is simply Anti "Girlboss Circe" or the book. I genuinely think she's neat af as her morally gray, fucked up sorceress self and just get frustrated with...everything :'D

#I have these same feelings with Medea and Medusa and so many others. Penelope too. Let them do something fucked up just to be fucked up #I'm a “god forbid women do anything” in the sense of 'she did a fucked up thing. That's why she's fascinating. Don't take her awfulness #away from her!!! please! I wanna study her under a microscope!'😭#PLEASE #...I actually kind of don't like the idea of her actually caring about her nymphs :P maybe she “protects them” but like...#I see her as a “Why are all of you dancing? Oh. it's a birthday? hm okay. Just make sure your duties are done.” while not caring #whose birthday it is. She's not really shown to be close to them during the Odyssey and idk just seems in character for her to not give af #save me morally gray circe #<-making that a tag now because...yeah. She absolutely wouldn't save me though.#Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #anti madeline miller #anti circe #<-THE BOOK! I HATE THE BOOK! LET HER BE AWFUL YOU COWARDS #Why do women need to be SA'ed to be strong Miller?! >:(#...Ima say it. The pathetic wifeman is more relatable to me than Hot Snake Monster Lady when it comes to this stuff.😤#I just sincerely hate the fact that people erase what happened to him you know? It's silly but it means a lot to me.#Also I think she got bored of him immediately and simply let him chill at her place.#She's a goddess. She's got better things to do and she absolutely doesn't love him and he absolutely doesn't want her.#I don't have with Eugammon btw. He's dead and I'm exaggerating but I STILL hate the Telegony >:(#tw sa #kind of??? idk #barely mentioned but yeah #Calypso though?? Yeah. I hate her in practically everything except Pirates of the Caribbean because that's not Odyssey Calypso

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amityandeir · 2 months ago

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The first thing I see after coming home from work...

Insane

Stunning

Indescribable

Gorgeous

Admin is trying to kill me I think

#god he's gorgeous #he's so pretty #it's insane #so hot omg #that side profile???#perfect nose #no seriously #i'm obsessed #that jawline. the plump af lips. the goddamn perfect nose. the strong brow. the beautiful long lashed doe eyes????#THAT LOOK #This needs to be painted or even better made into a statue. ancient greece style #f1 #max verstappen #mv1 #mv33 #monza gp 2024

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anotherdescentintomadness · 9 months ago

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Rénjiān Zhì Wèi Shì Qīng Huān (Love Actually)

WANG YIBO as Zhai ZhiWei (2017)

And a little treat for all you thirsty bitches

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#wang yibo #Zhai zhiwei #love actually #Zhai ZhiWei loml #This is absolutely WYB’s most unhinged character #And he holds a very special place in my heart #When he sits there listening to Ding RenJian give him advice about how to interview well and then DRJ’s FACE when he sees ZZW at the table #Such a perfect way to introduce ZZW’s character #not ZZW hiring DRJ because he’s so pathetic and ZZW is bored af #my favorite scene might be when DRJ goes into work and ZZW is there covered in mud in his bare feet #and then tells DRJ he wants to learn how to roll down a mountain well and to GTF OUT #but then there’s the part where ZZW screams at An Qing Huan “I AM GOD”#Okay so… I can’t say much about the rest of the show but WYB’s parts were absolutely delightful #And I highly recommend watching Love Actually with just a YiBo cut #I adore this little genius IT wunderkind hot mess screaming and fucking up his office with a baseball bat #WYB puts in 1000% to his characters and he did here too and he’s fucking hilarious y’all #Watch it. Just the WYB bits are altogether about 7.5 hours and it will be time well spent #Zhai zhiweiiiiii I love youuuuu #He’s absolutely batshit and I love him your honor #Youtube

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angelbambisworld · 5 months ago

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Mmm tiddy

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finnisamankisser · 4 months ago

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Just the lil skrunkly

He’s such a smash, like- FUCKING RAIL ME BRO-

HE COULD FUCKING K1LL ME AND I WOULD APOLOGIZE TO HIM.

#fallout #the ghoul #smexy af #would fuck #edible #I know I’m not mentally okay he’s a radioactive… thing but he’s hot asf and HIS VOICE… GOD his voice…

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coquelicoq · 6 months ago

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i have absolutely no filter in one very specific area, which is that if someone smells good i always tell them immediately and with great enthusiasm. unfortunately this has led many people to think i was hitting on them when actually i just really like smells. apparently i can come across as incredibly forward to people, but only that subset of people who smell really really good. if you smell normal we will probably have a regular time.

#i keep forgetting how ppl interpret this but i think even if i remembered i would probably still do it. it's so automatic #the smell pathway creates some sort of override in my usual brain-mouth filter #many perfumes give me a headache but shampoo? now we're talking #also for some reason there are colognes that just like. turn my brain full off #what do they PUT in that stuff #i had this friend in college. incredibly attractive. didn't even phase me because he smelled so good #didn't matter that he was smokin hot i didn't have time to be flustered about it i was too blissed out on his cologne #one-track mind af #no one has ever been creeped out about it afaict they're either unphased or they're like. OH. are we having...a moment???#and we are not. *i* am having a moment but it only involves them insofar as they are the vector for a scent i am experiencing #sorry ://#my posts #f #god. i am hearing myself. anthony bridgerton ass behavior #except he only cares about scent insofar as it reminds him of a person he cares about. which somehow seems less unhinged #than whatever i got going on #this is so embarrassing. i am going to go hide in a hole for the next five years. send post.

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4ever-feral · 3 months ago

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Bark bark woof grrrr 🥵

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 6 months ago

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Vincent Price publicity still for The Tingler (1959)

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daisybell17 · 1 year ago

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Working out with Loki hc’s:

(nsfw implications‼️)

You used to play sports back in your formative years but as you went off to college and soon life, just walking became a workout

Loki worked out like a freaking machine

He would get up for morning runs at 5 and do weights later in the afternoon after his god duties, then he would go out for walks at night and more

He does meal preparations and he made you try it and honestly it’s the most delicious and fulfilling thing you’ve ever had

Since then he included you in his meal preparations and has encouraged you to try and working out with him

You were hesitant but gave it a try (#neveragain)

You joined him in his nightly walks

One night you decided to go out before him

You were out for a good 30 minutes, already working up a bit of a sweat

“You really think you could go on our walks without me?”

“GAH! Loki?! Gods don’t jump scare me like that” you laughed and playfully pushed him back

“I will say you do look quite peaceful and lovely walking around, listening to your songs and such”

“…How long were you following me?!”

“Love you left the door open…i was watching you the entire time” He smirks and laughs

“Oh…my bad…Well, wanna keep walking then?”

“No need to apologise my love, I actually quite enjoyed the view whilst watching you walk…” he leaned in closer “that view being that pretty fuckable ass of yours darling”

Your face went red and a flush of need overwhelmed your body

He then pinched your ass and gave you a peck on the cheek

“We could keep walking Love or…I could show you the results of years and years of weight workouts…carrying you like a little doll…slowly sliding you down on me…making love in the air…literally” he chuckles at his own words

Let’s just say…you and him had a long and rough workout ✨

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(a/n: let’s be honest…mans would be turned on from your gym clothes alone 🤭)