#WHAT IF I DIE?????????
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damn LIKE DAMNNNNNN 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
#formula one#formula 1#f1#mclaren#papaya#lando norris#ln4#obsessed much?#he can choke me#LIKE OMFG DAMN DAMN FUVKIN GOD DAMN#HE IS SO HOT IN THIS SUIT LIKR AAAAAAA#I WANNA RIP THEM OFF#AAAAAAAA IM WEAK AF 🚨🚨🚨🚨#WHAT IF I FAINT????????#WHAT IF I DIE?????????#PLS HIS TONGUE BSBSHWJJWHE HE CAN DO SO MANY WITH THIS BSBSBSBSJS
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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Can the guy at the bottom kill himself or something
#mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#love when people give curly eyelashes#die jimmy#god i hate him#anya pov#edti: cant believe i have to say this but im not saying curly is a good person in this post WHAT!
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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.
#katniss everdeen#the hunger games trilogy#the hunger games#primrose everdeen#hunger games#batcavescolony reads the hunger games#suzanne collins#'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl#and this isn't negative just bffr girl#your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is#old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU#...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in#CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the#reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously#shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent#so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to#district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie#and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give#them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like#some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12#cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact#that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good#these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the#hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to#comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but#of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.
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a girl whose love language is physical touch is also a girl who hates people touching her
#hell is a teenage girl#this is a girlblog#just girly things#this is what makes us girls#tumblr girls#girlblogging#lana del rey#thoughts#i love being a girl#born to die#im just a girl#bpd vent#bpd thoughts#cinnamon girl#cecilia lisbon#female manipulator#female rage#female hysteria#girl thoughts#girl things#girl interrupted#girlhood#idk how to tag this#girl interupted syndrome#just girly thoughts#literature#quotes#feelings#feeling#lana unreleased
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I actually need some fanfic, where Bruce and Jason are in the middle of some argument, and a casual (and a well-practiced with Dick before) sentence leaves his mouth, something along the lines "How old do you think you are?!", meaning that he is acting childishly. And because Jason is irritated, and his tongue runs loose in his anger, he screams back that he is nineteen, and Bruce just freezes, because... Oh. Jason is nineteen. He is a fucking kid - his kid - that lost years of his teenhood, and was forced back without anyone giving him a space to catch up, with everyone else already treating him like an adult... When he isn't.
#you all don't understand how devastating it is to die like a kid and be back to everyone moving on and expecting you to run with them#when you are just learning to pace#no one give him time to come to his senses#and no one spoke with him about it#just how much derealisation it could bring#do you think jason sometimes still feels like he is a kid despite being so tall and strong#like he realises that he doesn't look like kid but in his mind everyone sees him like one#even though they never treat him like one#DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN#— lie's rambling#jason todd#red hood#dcu comics#dc universe#dcu#batman#bruce wayne
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I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever
#in fairness i’m sure both past robotniks just assumed her illness would be what killed her h a#sxsg#sxsg spoilers#sonic x shadow generations#shadow the hedgehog#maria robotnik#ark siblings#sonic#comic#my art#doodles#so this was pretty much entirely done 24 hours ago#but ironically was distracted from posting earlier by playing sxsg#and then watching snapcube play it cause her delight is addicting#i’m missing 2 chests and 2 bolts and I wanna see if I can pull it off without a guide haha#anyways now I’m thinking about the fact that maria and gerald probably went back to their time assuming maria would die of her sickness#and how that would change their respective behaviors#i bet gerald would be holding out that maria would still live a bit longer#just cause shadow inadvertently revealed he’s from at least 50 years in the future due to having met black doom before#(which rewatching cutscenes to remember this quote he Did try to play off a little bit with some sort of#‘oh what do you think the alien squid meant by ’this time i’ll beat you’ that’s so crazy’ comment)#so hey maybe it wasn’t a perfect cure but she managed to live another 10-20 years at least?#all the more reason to press harder surely!#meanwhile maria is coming to terms with her mortality at age 14 or whatever she is#frankly I bet she came to terms with it long ago the way she seems to be written#okay back to snapcube
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the current state of fandom needs to be old yellered immediately. im loading up the shotgun as we speak
#'i want as much content as possible to satisfy my instant gratification but i would rather die than interact with creatives'#'give me more private ways to share and save fanfic so i dont gotta 🤢 talk 🤢 to the people giving me free content'#'i demand you to write what i want'#'oh this writer hasnt updated in a while??? into the ai machine it goes'#'i steal people's fics to train my c.ai chatbot. go fuck urself'#'why is everyone leaving the fandom'#ro talks
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in my heart of hearts the mythal in the crossroads is 6 feet tall, horned, decked out in armor fitting a self-appointed goddess borne from primordial war and a giant fuck-you dramatic feathered cape. it hurts to look at her directly. out of the corner of your eye you swear the shadow she casts is in the shape of a dragon. she's been stewing in resentment for so long the air just always smells like a wildfire and lightning strikes. ya'll remember the fucking puzzles in her temple? you wouldn't be able to just walk up to her and start talking to her, idc how long it's been since she's had petitioners.
if you want me to believe in the "like holding a piece of the sun" line you have to do better than the pajama-wearing default character creator template num 9 that we actually got.
#she would also still be the spirit of justice/retribution that she's been mentioned as since the dawn of the series not fucking benevolence#when i heard morrigan say that i was like “hmm. i think you're lying”#i simply do not believe you#and w the way rook is as a person they absolutely would not be able to get her favor are you kiddin me#mythal demanded her sentinels and those serving her remain so even after they die#remember how scared/pissed off solas was about the vir'abelasan?#what happened to that mythal?#da4#dragon age#veilguard
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Like you know nothing about me.
#girl interrupted#angelina jolie#female hysteria#female rage#female manipulator#femcel#relatable#girlblogging#hell is a teenage girl#girlhood#just girly things#tumblr girls#this is a girlblog#im just a girl#this is what makes us girls#i wanna kms#im going to kms#go die#lana del rey#fuck everything#blogging#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#girl boss gaslight gatekeep#queen of the gas station#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#kys#kys <3#i hate everything#fuck you#born to die
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i liked repairing space bridges
#tfa#transformers animated#ratchet#bumblebee#i like to make this bug suffer#DIE BRU DIE#PULL THE PLUG!#transformers#bumble prime#i like to think whatever injured ratchet he was saving bumblebee from it#when another war starts up and now ur already attached to this reckless minibot so its 100 times more stressful#putting my grandson that i hate in 100 body mods and limb enhancers so hes bigger and stronger and wont die#bublebee going “where did we get all these spare parts”#ratchet suspiciously missing a leg “uh idk found them”#ratchet upgrading his stingers and bee is like “uhh i thought this wasnt allowed”#ratchet installing 100 lethal protocols into his stingers “idk what ur talking about just shut up”
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Suguru can be a bit manipulative… okay, maybe a lot. But can you really blame a guy for wanting his girlfriend to stay over for more than eight hours? It’s your first night at his place, and you’re just going to leave in the morning?
Yeah, that doesn’t sit right with him.
And it’s not like he’s even being pushy. You two haven’t done anything yet. Even though - god - there’ve been moments tonight where he’s sure his self-control is about to snap.
Like when he let you use his shower for the first time, and he had to pretend he wasn’t imagining what you looked like in one of his towels, hair dripping wet, skin flushed from the steam. Or how he wasn’t sure he’d be able to handle you coming out smelling like him.
Or earlier, in the kitchen - your soft footsteps padding around, your voice all curious and sweet when you asked where he keeps the tableware. That little pout. Those eyes. The way your hips brushed against him when you reached for the cups, and his hands instinctively went to your waist. He prayed - begged - you didn’t feel the hard-on pressed against you. He's a religious man after all.
So when you’re finally nestled beside him in bed, wrapped in his dark, silky sheets, his arms, his scent - he’s desperately reminding himself: Don’t be a pervert. Don’t ruin this. You're too good to me. You're not ready. I’m not ready.
He’s not ready to see what your face looks like when he’s on top of you. Whether you're the type to reach for his hands. Whether you’d whine into his kisses and chase them like you’re addicted to him.
Of course he doesn't sleep well. Not with you so close. Not when he keeps pulling you tighter against him in the middle of the night. Not when all he can think is - Please don’t leave yet.
So, of course, he wakes up before you. Of course he adjusts the blinds just right - so the light doesn’t hit your eyes, but still kisses your skin like a cat sunbathing. Of course he tucks the comforter closer around you, warm and heavy, so you stay cocooned in comfort while he goes about his morning.
He checks in on you often. Teases you when you stir, coos about how sleepy you are. Laughs softly when you grab for his hand, half-conscious. And of course he’s going to make it feel like this is your idea. Staying a little longer. Getting cozy. Not rushing off.
Because the truth is - he doesn’t want you to leave. Is that really so bad?
#It's even more silly if you think of him as a deranged cult leader#That happened to get a babysitter last minute so you could stay over#I think he does try to keep you longer than the weekend#Probably thinks you're going to die if you're out of his sight#What a silly guy you are Suguru#Suguru Geto#Geto Suguru#Geto#JJK geto#Jujutsu kaisen#geto x reader#suguru x reader#geto suguru x reader#suguru geto x reader#suguru fluff#mdni#I have so many thoughts on this and not enough time to yap about them >:(
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First meeting
#stobotnik#doctor ivo robotnik#agent stone#sonic movie universe#i hope you all are noticing what i'm doing with stone's clothes specifically#white shirt pre robotnik black to fit his goth boss then colors when ivo starts wearing red#also i know we all like to think robotnik hated being assigned an agent but i present to you:#he sees it as a symbol of status kinda. stone hates being here#it just feels right to me. it's not that robotnik thinks the agent will be useful at all#he's just pleased that he got one#everyone else has an assistant why shouldn't he?#this ties to a very very stupid headcanon i have#and it's that robotnik's blood type is O negative#HEAR ME OUT he would hate that. he would hate being an universal donnor because he doesn't care about saving lives of humans ew#but then stone is also O negative so that means robotnik can receive blood from him if necessary#and that's mostly the reason why he was chosen to be his assistant#ivo is too important to die! and O negative blood isn't that common#Stone knows but probably no one told robotnik#then of course imagine stone getting injured and needing blood and ivo is like wait i can do that it doesn't matter what his blood type is#you get the point#i think. i'm pretty sure there was a point#oh well#oh the no hr joke. they're a shady goverment organization i don't think they treat their people that well#that being said maybe robotnik's treatment of stone was the reason they had to get an hr department who knows
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God IS a middle schooler and we ARE a science project except he does know we exist and has very mixed feelings about the whole ordeal
#There’s something so like horridly fucked up about the beta trolls actually#What do you MEAN that these kids created a universe and were then left to rot in a place locked outside of any kind of reality that matters#And they were all pretty much convinced they were gonna DIE#and then karkat finds out in some roundabout backwards way that it’s all his fault#That everyone he cares about is killing each other or going to die in this awful space void because of something he fucked up#Actually insane#Not discussed enough I think#homestuck#homestuck fanart#karkat vantas#homestuck karkat#hs karkat#artwork#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#zack art#eyestrain#tw eyestrain#tw eye contact
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I need games to stop trying to get me to block or parry. I will solve my problems with my face or die trying.
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FINALLY got to know minthara... no notes. life of the party
#minthara#baldurs gate 3#bg3#baldurs gate#my art#astarion didnt have a problem with the widow hearts it was just undersalted#i love her so much.... what a character. ride or die and evil thats a perfect soup to me#my comics#(looks up at the clock) GAH AND MERRY CHRISTMAS
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