#god dman it this show is so good

[cinephobia]

"MY DAUGHTER WAS MY SISTER WAS MY THROW PILLOW" WOHA THERE

SAN FRANCISCO TIME LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[meltwonu]

| 🍒 CH-CH-CHERRY BOMB! 🍒 |     [CHAPTER 5]

pairing; dom!seungcheol x camgirl!reader

this chapter’s notes; camshow, use of toys(sybian), squirting, the long awaited chapter 5 😳💕 do they finally meet?!?!?!?! hehehehehehe also sorry for not being able to post this yesterday, had a busy week and when I tell ya I woke up at 3pm today 😗 💕💕💕💕 as always, thank you so much for your continued interest!! I'm already writing ch 6 and im SOOOO EXCITEDDDD hHEHEHEHEEHEH 💕💕💕💕💕 HAVE A GREAT REST OF YOUR WEEKENDS! 🍒 

chapters; 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - ? 

“You guys! I--you have to see this!”

You can’t wipe the smile off of your face when you shimmy to the side, excitedly showing off the new gift that Seungcheol had sent in the mail.

sleepy_wonu: holy hell

universe_WZ: that mustve costed hella

alphagyu97: nothin like feelin extra poor amirite lads

angelhan: it was only a matter of time before dom.cheol was untouchable lol 

You giggle slightly as you adjust the camera so that you and your new sybian are in frame. “Hey~ Don’t say that!! Y’know it’s not the amount of money you spend on me… I’m glad you guys are always here with me~” The sound of coins clinking goes off in the back as you read a few more comments.

dom.cheol: well princess, don’t u wanna show them how you use your new toy? ;)

tangerine_kwan: fuck i bet it can get u to cum so fuckin fast

hoshi_tiger_xx: yessss

dom.cheol has donated $100

hoshi_tiger_xx has donated $50

“Hmm~ How many times do you think I can cum with this? Oh! Why don’t we do this~” You pause, sliding your wet panties down your legs before tossing the material to the side. You grin, swinging a leg over the toy until you’re straddling it. “Rapid fire question! Whoever guesses the right amount of orgasms I can take before I call quits… Wins a special unreleased photoset of me! Go!”

dom.cheol: 5

universe_WZ: 4

sleepy_wonu: 6

angelhan: 3 artist8hao: 5

alphagyu97: everyone took all the good numbers already!!! 7!!!!!

gentleman_josh95: DMAN IT 3

tangerine_kwan: 8, fuck

kitty_junjun: ugh i was gonna say 4!!!!

xcaliburDK: i was gonna say 5!!!!

therealchan99: 2? thats so low tho….

chwenon: as if anyone is gonna say 1, lmao. Uh 6…. If sleepy_wonu happens to disappear

hoshi_tiger_xx: im gonna say 10, but… seems… risky

Reaching for the remote, you situate yourself until the raised part of the toy sits directly on your clit. A shiver runs up your spine at the feeling; already excited for what’s in store. “Um, to be fair I haven’t tried it myself yet so I’m not sure either... Hehe, but I guess we’ll find out together, huh?”

Gulping, you set the sybian to its lowest setting, the air getting knocked out of your lungs immediately as your body lurches forward. “H--holy shit!” The vibrations are already harsh on the lowest setting; your fingers gripping the remote tightly as you try to adjust to the feeling. “O--oh my g-god, I--”

dom.cheol: aww can ur cute lil clit take it?

xcaliburDK: maybe one of the lower numbers was right lol…

The moans spill freely from your lips, garbled noises getting lost in the mix when you start to grind against the vibration. “Fuck, it--it feels suh--so good, hah, already feel like ‘m gonna cum…” You whine, already getting lost in the pleasure. For a second, you’re tempted to raise the vibration intensity but you hold back, letting your wetness coat the toy as you continue to grind down onto it. The sound of donations and comments sound fuzzy to your ears; only the sound of the sybian buzzing reminding you that the camera was still even on.

“Ngh, g-god, I’m--I’m gonna cum!”

tangerine_kwan has donated $75

xcaliburDK has donated $50

dom.cheol has donated $200

dom.cheol: cmon, lets see that pretty pussy cum

Your legs shake as you cum, only a squeak coming out of your mouth as you lurch forward atop the toy. The grip you have on the remote loosens while simultaneously trying to turn it off in the midst of your orgasm.

dom.cheol: awww cumming so hard on the first setting? Cute

therealchan99: lol baby is in trouble now

angelhan: maybe 3 was right lmao

“I--a-ah, fu--fuck!” You cry, shaky fingers finally managing to shut the toy off. Your body immediately untenses; chest heaving with how sensitive you already were and it had only been your first orgasm and the lowest setting of the toy. “O-oh my g-god, I--I didn’t know i-it was that s-strong…” You mumble, body buzzing with the remnants of your orgasm.

sleepy_wonu: well mr dom.cheol did pay top dollar

gentleman_josh95: imagine if u had this for yesterdays show lol

“Oh god, if--if I had this for yesterday’s show, I would’ve been too boneless to do today’s show!” You laugh airily, slowly grinding against the toy already. “It feels really nice though… I’m already super curious about how strong the other settings are…” Trailing off, you reach for the remote again, throat dry as you fiddle with the knob.

kitty_junjun: what if u set it to the max setting

chwenon: idk if her cute lil body could take it

dom.cheol: its okay baby, take ur time. I wanna see how sensitive that pussy of yours can get

“But ‘m already so sensitive~ I dunno how much more I can take~” You tease, biting your lip when all the comments flooding the chat are words of encouragement.

You knew when you started camming that it’d be no easy job. Building up your fanbase and subscriber count had taken you months upon months to even get within the thousands and camming was physically exhausting. Some days your viewer counts were low and some days they were above average and sometimes you didn’t make as much in one show than another.

tangerine_kwan: was therealchan99 right with 2 then? Heh

therealchan99: finally FINALLY ITS MY TIME TO SHINE

Giggling, you slowly start turning the knob; body twitching when the vibrations kick in at full force.

Seungcheol watches in amazement at the way your body jerks atop the machine.

He can see the way your legs twitch unbearably when you cum for the third time; your brows furrowed at the intensity of the vibrations and your taut body when you can barely manage to turn the machine off.

Licking his lips, he slowly thrusts up into his closed palm, spreading the precum down his shaft as he watches you catch your breath.

“I--ngh, fuh--fuck, I---I don’t--don’t know if I--I can cum a-again…”

Seungcheol moans at your breathy whimpers; the arousal in his body pooling up quickly when he sees the fucked out expression in your eyes. His eyes flit to the wetness that coats the silicone portion of the toy, smirking when he realizes how much you really seemed to enjoy the gift he’d gotten you.

Mentally patting himself on the back, he praises himself for making the right decision.

angelhan: please tlel me im the winner im begging

universe_WZ: NO

dom.cheol: is the princess tired already? ;)

You catch your breath, not wanting to give up despite how fuzzy your head was getting and how much your body was buzzing. “I dunno… We still haven’t tried the last setting, you guys… And I’m just so curious...” You whisper, hazy eyes staring into the camera.

hoshi_tiger_xx: god u look so pretty like this, all fucked out

artis8hao: right? fuck, id kill to be that guy who can get u off like this

xcaliburDK: goddamn same

The sound of coins clinking mixes with the ringing in your ears; fingertips already on the knob of the remote.

You take a deep breath, letting the adrenaline kick in as you quickly set the knob to the highest setting, a high pitched cry spilling from your lips when you let go of the remote in favor of holding onto the machine instead. Grinding down onto it, you meet the toy's harsh vibrations as it quickly forces another orgasm out of you in the matter of seconds.

Choked cries spill from your lips as your entire body tenses up; body twitching uncontrollably as you cum for the fourth time. You lean back with whatever energy you have left, bracing yourself on the back of the toy as you relieve your swollen clit of the buzzing machine. Your orgasm refuses to stop and you can already tell how obscenely wet everything’s gotten when your head starts to clear.

alphagyu97: fuck you squirted all over the toy baby

universe_WZ: fuck fucki fuck

universe_WZ: wait did i winf kjfhdsjk

You shakily slide off of the machine, resting on your side as the machine still buzzes with life next to you. Your entire body won’t stop shaking, head muddled as you fight the urge to shut your eyes and sleep for the next 5 days. “I’m--I--” You whimper, still feeling the phantom vibrations between your legs.

“I--ho--holy fuck, I, w-wow, I--I don’t--that--I’m, I’m just… wow.”

dom.cheol has donated $400

dom.cheol: knew you’d like it ;)

universe_WZ: THAT MEANS I WON

universe_WZ has donated $150

angelhan has donated $150

therealchan99: well, at least some of us got close

hoshi_tiger_xx: fuckin speak for urself man i said /10/

You end the show after letting ‘universe_WZ’ know you’ll contact him soon, shutting your eyes as you lay on your soiled sheets.

You can still feel your fingertips twitching when your eyes slide shut, chest heaving in deep breaths as you try to relax yourself, momentarily cursing yourself for pushing your body too far for tonight’s show. 

Groaning, you reach for your phone, the screen lighting up with a text from Seungcheol, a simple ‘don’t forget to drink water ;)’ in your notifications and you can’t help but pout.

Seungcheol was nice, almost too nice. Definitely not in a murderer kinda way though, you think. 

He bought you expensive gifts and never asked for anything in return which made you feel bad sometimes. And while the donations and tips you’d made through your camshows was enough to get by with, Seungcheol’s generous donations helped you always make your rent and bills on time without worrying if you’d have enough or not.

You quickly text him back with a smile on your face; hoping that he’ll like what you had to offer.

Seungcheol feels the exact same way he did when you first contacted him offering him a free show, except maybe ten times worse. At first, he’d been a little sad that he hadn’t won your quick little game but this made up for it 20-fold.

The six simple words read ‘want to meet up next friday?’, a small heart emoji next to the question and he’d almost thrown his phone when he read it, hands shakily responding with a simple ‘I’d love to.’ to make it seem like he was calm when he was most definitely not.

His immediate next order of business after replying was to text Namjoon despite how late into the night it already was, begging for the day off and offering to take any shifts or pay cuts in exchange for it. 

All he needed was one day and he swore he’d never miss a day of work ever again.

Namjoon responds with a quick ‘sure, why not’, momentarily confusing him as to why his boss was awake while simultaneously sending Seungcheol into complete panic when he realizes he finally gets to meet you.

The week goes by extremely quickly to Seungcheol; his mood on a completely different level when he offers to pick up Yoongi’s Sunday shift without a complaint. He cleans up all the messes around the roller rink and even offers to do jobs that aren’t his which have Jeongguk raising a brow at the older male.

In the days that lead up to your meeting, Seungcheol looks up a few cafes that you might be interested in and even goes to get an STD exam, not that he’s expecting anything. Safety first, he says.

Your Wednesday show comes and goes, Seungcheol too excited to even get off when he watches you and he even donates an extra $600 at the end of the show; travel spending money, he offers.

And Thursday comes without a hitch and he all but skips to the employee backroom once his shift is over, humming a tune while he changes out of his uniform.

“Hey hyung, no offense, but are you okay?” Jeongguk rests against the locker next to Seungcheol’s open one, brow raised at the blue haired male that beams back at him. “I’m scared, why are you so… giddy. You even offered to take Yoongi-hyung’s weekend shift? What the hell was that about? I’ve never seen him that giddy either.  Man, this place is getting weird, maybe I should quit...”

Seungcheol can’t help but laugh, patting Jeongguk on the shoulder before shutting his locker.

“I have an important meeting tomorrow, that’s all. And don’t quit, ‘cause who else is gonna give me free food.”

While the excitement had him since Saturday, now that it was finally Friday, he was downright nervous.

The two of you had agreed to meet at 2PM in front of the cafe that Seungcheol had picked out and you’d gotten a hotel in town to make it easier on yourself instead of trying to get back to your place too late. Seungcheol had offered to come pick you up, but you had politely declined; instead opting to meet him first before letting him do anything else for you.

And by nature, Seungcheol gets to the cafe 15 minutes early, fidgeting and continuously running his fingers through his hair as he patiently waits. He can feel his palms getting sweaty when he rubs them against his jeans, mentally trying to keep calm and his head floods with all sorts of thoughts; mainly, how he even got into this position with you in the first place. And he gets so distracted that he doesn’t realize you’d be standing watching him zone out for the last 5 minutes.

“Wow, not sure what’s got you so focused but you’re standing so still!”

Seungcheol hears your cute airy laugh that follows, a cherry blush on his cheeks when his eyes meet your smiling face. “I--oh my god…” He whispers, taking in your appearance.

He feels his face buzzing, fingers twitching when he sees you in a cute simple  sundress. “W-wow, you--you’re just… so beautiful. I mean, you’re beautiful on cam too but just, wow, in person? Incredible.” The blush reaches his ears when he realizes he’s rambling, a nervous laugh spilling out of his lips.

“S--sorry, I, uh, usually I’m more chill than this but y’know…” He trails off, to which you nod. You step closer to Seungcheol and he gets a hint of your sweet smelling perfume, mentally groaning when your cute eyes peer up into his.

“That’s okay! I totally understand~ I’m kinda nervous myself too, to be honest…” You pause, a pink blush coating your own cheeks. “But let’s talk over some food, huh?”

Seungcheol doesn’t want to pry, but he’s not sure if he should address you as ‘Cherry’ in person, or if he should avoid calling you by anything at all.

He watches as you go through the cafe’s menu, biting the inside of his cheek as he itches to ask.

“‘Cheol… I can feel you staring, y’know.. Penny for your thoughts?” You ask, concerned eyes meeting his nervous ones.

“I just-- Sorry, I didn’t mean to be awkward, I just was wondering how I should address you in person? I don’t want to overstep my bounds, I know you don’t put your real name out there so…”

You place your menu down, closing it before leaning on your palms atop the small table. Seungcheol is cute, too cute, you think. You knew this would be a question when the two of you eventually met and you had given yourself the time to get used to the idea that he’d know your real name.

He eyes hyperfocus on your glossy lips, watching as you say your name for him for the first time.

Seungcheol’s heart threatens to beat out of his chest when he hears it; repeating it over and over in his head before he says it out loud.

“Wow, it sounds nice when it’s you saying it~” You tease, leaning back in your chair. “I don’t mind if you call me by my name, by the way! The pet names are cute but maybe we should keep that to the bedroom~” You end in a whisper, winking at the male.

Fuck, he thinks, just as his cock throbs at your comment. He really wishes you wouldn’t say things like that because he’s weak and he knows it, especially when it comes to you. “Okay, cool! Yeah, sorry, I just---I didn’t want to overstep, I know you don’t really let that be public information.”

“Of course! And thank you, I really can’t tell you how much you’ve done for me. I really… really wouldn’t be able to do all the things that I do if it weren’t for your constant support.”

You want to say more, but the waiter comes to take your orders, cutting you off until he leaves again.

“By the way…” Seungcheol looks at you with curious eyes, lips puckered around his drink straw. “Tell me about yourself, ‘Cheollie! I feel like we didn’t really get to talk that one time!”

He swallows the water in his mouth, licking his dry lips. Here goes nothing, he thinks.

“I swear, and please don’t think I’m a loser, but I--I work at a roller rink. It’s really not cool, I’m not some high paid CEO or whatever, I--I just, I work hard?” Seungcheol chuckles, running a hand through his hair as he waits for your reply.

“Wait, that’s so cool! Oh my gosh, I kinda wanna go!”

The surprise washes over Seungcheol, eyes wide as saucers when he hears you saying you’d want to visit his workplace. “Wuh---wait, seriously!?”

“Yeah! It’s kinda, like, retro! I haven’t been to one since I was a kid!” He quickly offers to bring you to the roller rink on Sunday so you could have somewhere to hang out while you were in town.

“And sadly, I took a shift on Sunday so you can hang with me while I work.” 

Seungcheol grins, watching as you jokingly roll your eyes at him. “So you did it on purpose, huh…” The two of you share a laugh, glad that your first meeting seemed to be going okay so far.

“Well, I mean, if it makes you feel any better, my best friend works the concession stand so I’ll make sure to get you a free pair of skates and food whenever you want?”

“It’s a deal!”

The two of you continue to talk over your late lunch, Seungcheol telling you of the various work hijinks he’d gone through at his time working at the roller rink.

“Which, by the way, that morning show you did… Hope you know I holed up in the restroom for an entire hour for that ‘lil stunt.”

You can’t help the tears that fall from your eyes when you laugh, only feeling slightly bad for the blue haired male. “But I told you! Sometimes it’s just like that, y’know~” You tease back, heart blooming at the way you and Seungcheol got along.

In all honesty, there’d been something on your mind since you first sat down and you didn’t know when the right time to ask was, or if it was even appropriate.

The smile slips from your face as you bite the inside of your cheek in thought.

Seungcheol takes the bill from the waiter, slipping his card into the holder before you can even offer. But he notices the way your expression falls, noting the hesitance in your eyes when he looks at you from across the table.

“Are you okay? What’s wrong?” His voice is gentle, soft and caring when he leans over the table to make sure you’re alright.

“Yeah! Just---Can I ask you for a favor?”

[nonsexylucifer]

Why do people hate season 4 of Community?

I've seen the show a few times through, and I do understand that the writing and stories are the worst of the show, (due to Dan Harmon's firing). However some of the episodes and storyline for that matter, I genuinely enjoy. So for people in new who are like me, lets go through each episode to see what was good and bad. Side note, I originally tried to post this to reddit but it immediately got removed by a moderator. This is also my first time posting to Tumbler.. please be gentle(as a top that's the first time I've ever said that)TL;DR: I believe the only reason people don't like Season 4 is because the bad episodes are so bad, the make the good episodes not worth the while.

History 101: In History 101, I enjoyed seeing The Deans passion for Jeff and the lengths he'd go to keep him at Greendale.

Paranormal Parentage: Admitted unnecessary need of full episode in Pierce's house. We also never knew enough about Pierce's dad to care enough about his death, or it's impact on Pierce himself.

Conventions of Space and Time: Abed trust in someone he's never met feels unlike him. The Characters don't act like themselves in this episode.

Alternative History of the German Invasion: The repetitiveness of trying to get to the study room before the German students bores me. However one of the funniest jokes of the whole season, ( at least to me) at the end of the episode when Jeff and the study group think the the teacher set up the Germans as a ruse to get them to learn a lesson and the teacher just turns them down, it shows all of their vanity for themselves as a group, and individuals.

Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations brings depth to Jeff's character through the story about his need for people to care about him and how he strives to be liked.

Advanced Documentary Filmmaking is really good in my opinion, at least until the last few minutes. Chang is one of my favorite characters so I suppose that could be bias but I do think that its a good episode.

Economics of Marine Biology: They spend the entire episode getting a rich due to come to their school, only to never bring him up again. Also the P.E. teacher storyline is stupid, If you've seen it, you know.

Herstory of Dance: Herstory of dance shows us actual emotion in Abed that we can sympathize with. Rachel to me was like a glasses for Abed, where we could partially understand Abed, but Rachel made him clearer. She was a great character and I was sad to see her go, ( I'll probably bring her up again ).

Intro To Felt Surrogacy: The puppets, greenscreen, and singing are objectively bad. I'm not a big fan of any of the non-film episodes, excluding the Foosball anime scene and Digital Estate Planning.

Intro to Knots: Funny episode that delves into the flaws of the study group and the faculty of Greendale. To me, a big example of the bad writing in Season 4.

Basic Human Anatomy: I like this episode, Annie and Sherley are a great unlikely pair which we've seen in the Season 1 Episode, The Science of Illusion. Troy and Abed's Freaky Friday storyline is weirdly comforting in a way. It's quite hard to explain but I feel like this was the most natural way to do the breakup and, as I will later weirdly rant about, I don't really care for their relationship. But this makes me actually sad for the two of them, or in this case three.

Historic Origins: I love this episode. The way the stories intertwined, with individual stories that actually made sense to the respective characters. Really good episode over all.

Advanced Introduction to Finality: I think the only reason I don't like this episode is because they stole it from Dan Harmon. The widely regarded best episode of the whole show, Remedial Chaos Theory, was perfectly crafted so that you learn little details in each different timeline, leading all the details to come together in the darkest timeline. It is unobjectively smart, and widely considered funny. Then for the season 4 finale, they throw the very anticipated follow-up episode out a GOD DMAN WINDOW. I apologize for yelling, but Dan Harmon could have done so much better if the writer didn't need to fill another episode slot. Also a sad excuse of a paintball episode.

If anyone is still reading, why, my opinion shouldn't matter this much, but if I still have your attention let me rant about some storylines.

Jeff and Pierces Father/Son Dynamic: Their characters work so weirdly well together. Jeff needs a father figure, any father figure and I think he finds that in Pierce weather he likes it or not. Pierce is objectively a not to great person, but that doesn't matter. Pierce shows Jeff that he needs to take other peoples feelings into consideration. I get a feeling the Pierce gained something from Jeff in the sense that Pierce has these decades of knowledge, although be it sometimes bad knowledge, that he needs to get out. He gives this knowledge to Jeff throughout the season before he dies. To me in a weird way, Pierce lives on through Jeff.

After credit darkest timeline scenes: See #13.

Troy and Brita's relationship: It just feels wrong to me. I have a friend who actually wishes that the pair stayed together. To me they just lacked chemistry. Do you remember in high school when you dated that one person that you throughout you had feelings for but when you look back at the relationship the only reason you stayed together was because you saw each other every day and you didn't hate them, which applied to almost every girl in high school because you kind of just wanted to feel some kind of emotion that was never shown to you by your parents... (r/oddlyspecific ) … that's what Troy and Britta feel like to me.

Jeff's hair: What in the actual fuck is Jeff's hair in Season 4.

Chang/Kevin's ties to Greendale City College: I feel like the writers added this storyline after filming so they had to do reshoots to put it in afterwards.

I expect this to die in new and no one to read this, but on the off chance someone does, comment on what you agree or disagree with, I would love to start a conversation about this great show. If anyone, be it people in new, or people who want to know my worthless opinion for some reason, thank you for listening, I needed to rant about something and this seemed to be the most harmless and prevalent thing, seeing as I am watching Season 4 as I'm typing this. And incase I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.

[glorioustidalwavedefendor]

And the bookstill does them dirty

Like, Henry decides he wants to just stop talking to bridgens becasue he desn't want to see him deteriorate ... in a small camp ... where you are bound to bump in toeach other ... and where Bridgens is the only doctorleft ...

Good plan ...

Also Henry just dies at a random point and Bridgens lifes on.

Only to then randomly decide to kill himslef via exposure weeks later becasue Simmos remeberet that "Oh ... yeah ... that is the place with the skeletton with the Peglar papers so if I want that to be bridgens I have to kill him here"

Like ... argh!

The show might be a bit sparse with the backstory but it handles the arc much much better.

Henry dies, with Bridgens at his side and then Bridgens immidiately walks in to the endless plains ...

Becasue he isn't a selfless saint.

He is just a pretty nice dude.

And he was holding on for Henry

And Henry is gone ...

-> The death scenes are all better in the show. As far as I remeber

Like, in the book James dies in a memory of Goodsir. In his diary. I think it's one paragraph. Most of it very technical.

Instead of Letting him die in a Crozier scene which propably would have been a bit more emotional ... and would have made more sense ... and if nothing else it propably would have given me the most ill placed "god dman fool" in the history of ever ...

I feel like Simmons just didn't care enough to make it good.

And Jopson dies on his birthday, fuming and cursing his Captain

i dont think we talk enough about john bridgens and henry peglar. just like in general. and that is a crime

[flystothemotherland]

okay so i found a podcast on spotify today where these 3 people watch and discuss naruto and one is and expert on the show and the other two are brand new to it and it’s pretty good. i’m just mad that i didn’t find it literally 4 months ago when i started watching the show for the first time but whatever.

anyway they have and episode where they discuss their top 5 characters and top 5 jutsu and it got me thinking about my top 5 so i made a list lol

top 5 characters

1. kakashi (obviously! also please somone give this god dman man a hug! ALSO anyone that does not have him anywhere in the top 5 can suck a butt and i will create a 50 count slide deck explaining why that is a bad take)

2. shikamaru (i just love this smug bastard so much he’s so petty and too smart for his own good and he knows it)

3. team gai (all three members including gai. i am including them as one entity because really the are the team with the best work dynamic and they all know each other so well and it just makes me heart soar to see them all together)

4. yamato (also in desperate need of a hug! poor yam not enough people love him like he deserves)

5. itatchi (NEEDS A HUG AND A GOVERNMENTAL PARDON)

idk what it says about me that i have every member of team rho on here, i am drawn and sympathize so much for their literal child solider background. it makes me so sad

top 5 jutsu

1. the 2nd/4th’s flying raijin (it’s literally so dope to just move that fast and that time he got over madara during the attack of the nine tails was honestly the best move in the whole god dman show)

2. the tsuchikage’s particle style (literally can evaporate bitches. it’s fucking great)

3. scroll summoning (tools and etc. basically tenten’s shit. i’m hella into transportation/summoning stuff and think basically any of the move stuff around from place to place is cool and necessary)

4. itatchi’s bird stuff (i guess his visual prowess/tsukuyomi, idk i jsut really like when the birds all fly around. it’s meta as shit and makes my man even more mysterious)

5. whenever sakura yells “CHA” and punches the every loving shit out of someone (not really a jutsu? but either way it fucking owns. i want her to punch everyone)

(and cause i love chaos, if i had to pick a sixth? talk not jutsu. cause who doesn’t love a good heart to heart with narty boy)

[popculturebuffet]

Jake Reviews Amphibia: Handy Anne and Fort in the Road

It’s finally here... the second time i’ve said that in three days but hey, Amphibia is back! After a years hiatus due to the show being shoved out in a month to get it on disney plus faster (Yet they STILL don’t have wonder over yonder so I can finally watch season 2. God damn. ), one of the best new shows of a year stuffed with them is back! I was excited about this one from the start. A great premise, a gravity falls pedegriee, and the wonderful Brenda Song, who I had a crush on when I was younger despite not really watching the first suite life that much, though I will admit what I saw was pretty decent and had a wonderful cast especially song and Phil Morris as Mr.Mosby.. it was just overshadowed by i’ts two leads being really sterotypical (the cool but dumb hustler and the stick in the mud nerd) and I was more of a nick middle schooler anyway so I barely touched it. Granted if I could go back in time and trade which shows I watched i’d trade it for Zoey 101 in a heartbeat, another show with awful leads but the rest of the main cast was really good concidentally. 

Anyways I did watch more of on deck to  kill time and absolutley hated it. Seroiulsy the show really sucks: Zack and Cody were turned into basically worse versions of Zack Morris and Ross Gellar, worse because while their just as douchey as those two, Mark  Paul Gossler and David Schiwmer can actually act and Cole Sprouse could not yet. I do say yet since Cole Sprouse has grown because he wasn’t half bad in the one season of riverdale I watched. Riverdale, what happens when you have the entire writers room snort a line of coke and then tell them to write the most insane archie fanfiction they can and stitch the results together. Just with Archie alone from what i’ve seen in read he’s started a vigilante posse ala homer simpson, nearly joined hte mafia, been framed form murder, had the local cheerleaders do a number for him while he played prison football, escaped prison to hide in canda from both his former mafia boss whose also his girlfriend’s dad and the cult based on a  DnD knockoff, got mauled by a bear and LIVED, and now is a superhero apparently. WHy I haven’t gone back to at the very least review this clusterfuck is a mystery.  But the point is the twins were really terrible at the time, and if the fact Dylan’s only major role recently is in the sequel to After, that film based on self insert one direction fanfiction, which somehow got a sequel while Birds of Prey probably won’t because god really does hate me. So it was bad and she deserved better, got better with the social network but hadn’t done much i’d seen, so a new cartoon starting her in her elment and in a great show for once had me pumped.  And.. my faith paid off. The show is beautifully animated, ahs a wonderfully morbid and fully fleshed out world, top notch voice acting (including BIll Farmer who is so unreconizable as hop pop I thought he was voiced by charlie addler), great jokes, action and storytelling. Just a slam dunk that left be jonesning for me. And now in one of the best weeks for animation in a while, more is here. I do mean that: 3/4 of disney’s major animated shows returning and close enough finally airing it’s a good time.  When we last left our heroes: Hop Pop buired the box that brought anne there and lied to her about it which even a year later I think is a terrible decision.. one made for understandable reasons as he clearly knows something more about it than she does, but one that’s bound ot backfire whens he finds out her new grandpa lied to her and betrayed her. The plantars also spent the season preparing to leave wartwood. Soon after, Anne was forced to finally stand up to her manipulative, if to my utter shock still caring about her and possibly being into her? I mean it’s not like I haven’t seen the “villian whose overcompensating for a terrible past and likes manipualting people redeemed and ending up smooching the somewhat reckless but good hearted heroine” before. 

Anyways Sasha ends up nearly falling off a giant tower, Anne tries to save her, with the rest of her new family pitching in, and Sasha, realizing just how terrible she’s been just.. let’s her self fall, only saved because Grime caught her. And just remembering that sequence god dman.. the fact they actually got the rights to lean on me for it really dosen’t help. But the day was saved and while Anne had a huge bundle of trauma, the family was ready to finally set out soon. And now a year later i’ts time. Now i’ve gotten all the personal stuff out of the way, let’s hop to it and see what the new season has to offer. Full review with spoilers under the cut!

Handy Anne

So the Plantars are finally setting off. We don’t touch on the Sasha thing much, just a quick bit at the begining to show that while Anne is insiting she’s fine it really traumatized her. I do like kids shows starting to show more that sometimes heroes just DON’T bounce back after something like this, especially young ones. While it’ isn’t nearly to the extent of Steven Universe spending an entire season having his lack of thearpy and unresolved issues slowly destroy him, it’s still nice to see. But the main thrust of the episode is it’s vacation time brother!

Yup after a few episodes of build up last season with the valley clear, Hop Pop has bought a suprisingly nice and affordable wagon (As Polly excitedly explains someone died in it) so they can finally set out to hopefully find Anne a way home. Their going to Oregon! I mean To newtopia, the beating heart of Amphibia: a bustling metroplis built on knowledge where they can hopefully find a way to get Anne and friends back home, while Anne hopes to find Marcy. The rest of the kids are also excited just to get out of the valley for the first time.  Everyone’s pumped.. but Anne starts to worry when she finds out Hop Pop has asked his friend Chuck, the “I grow tulips” guy from the bug ball episode last season who I forgot about but was reminded why I love him and am glad to have him back, to watch the house as given Amphibia is hard enough to surivive on a good day, let alone if your a stationary building. And Chuck dosen’t insprie confidence so Anne decides to fortify the house. And her reasoning.. is actually really sweet and shows how much she’s grown: Instead of like most times where her impulsivness is the reason shenanigans and life thretaning situations happen here.. she’s hit with the hard relization her new family is basically risking everything, their home, their farm, their chuck, to help her get home. 

So Anne decides to armor up the house, getting a fuck ton of shovels and a ton of suplies from the blacksmith guy who suprisngly for once DOES have what she needs for her veggies, to the point his not backtracking weirds anne out, and gives her a tub of goo. This can only end well! Meanwile the rest of the family pack. Polly having maybe 3 possesions gets done quick, Hop Pop is being anal reteitive as always with his ascots (hilariously done and Bill Farmer really is the MVP of this series), while Sprig’s gone half insane just picking out which slingshot to take as he never left, which polly of course exploits.  But things natrually go wrong as the goo creates veggie monsters the family fights (with sprig even calling fight time because this is normal to them at this point) the next mornign and then one colosus that destroys the house... and Anne’s anger and heartbreak over it .. awakens something. See something I hadn’t heard about and didn’t notice at the ebgining of the series was anne’s eyes flashing blue while fighting the mantis in the first episode. Many couldn’t tell if it was leading somewhere or just an animation error. Here though her eyes go bright blue in close up with it being clear this is part of her.. the question what is it and why? Just what power does she have now? And will it save the world or destroy it? Questions for later Anne saves the day, an admits she screwed up but Hop Pop is understanding: He’s touched by her actions but also explains their not just doing this for her: their with her all the way and any sacrifice is worth it. And I like that part of hop pop: while he can be overbearing, just see next episode.. he does genuinely mean well and has genuine wisdom, something they sometimes forget with grandparent characters in animation. He’s crotchety and a stick in the mud, but he’s still throughly nice and understanding and it shows here: He’s going to get his daughter back whatever it takes.. almost.  Hop Pop calls on chuck who in a whilrwind of tools and tulips fixes the place.. and proves to be every bit the legend I thought him. He sells tulips and he’s great. We’ll miss you chuck. But as they get ready to leave Anne brings up the box and Hop Pop, remembering what he did, hastily says it’s better with their contacts. WHich again just seems short sided: while he is trying to protect her, especially since next episode confirms there was some sort of apocalypse once so odds are her being connected to it might not be the best, he can’t dance around her connection to it forever, and hiding the fact some apolcaypse was caused by it is only going to backfire when some vilian reveals it or anne finds it out for herself. Taking her to a place full of infomration where he’ll now have to work to hide the truth is just asking for this to backfire. Not bringing it is one thing, dangerous people could still get the box and use it for their own ends.. we’ve seen female newt sabertooth in the promos and we’ve met Grime. But not telling her is just setitng himself up for a big and deeserved fall soon. But with that settled our heroes set out! 

Final Thoughts I:  Overall this was a good start to the season: my one real complaint is the town didn’t really see them off or anything, so the large and loveable supporting cast is just.. absent unless the series returns to wartwood at some point and it would’ve been nice to see them once last time. Even star vs, as bad as season 3 was, knew we wouldn’t be seeing most of the earth cast for a whie and had marco have a meaningful sendoff before he left. But.. given how tight the phacing seems to be this season judging by episode titles alone, and they only had 11 minutes here. I do think it could’ve been in hte next episode, but it dosen’t ruin a decent, fun start to the season really rooted in character stuff. Not the series finest 11 minutes, but still really good and a good way to start us off. 

Fort in the Road: 

First off your welcome for that episode screencap. Now this one’s also simple, but ends up having a rather sizeable revelation nestled inside. The Plantars are going down the road and while the kids want to you know explore, see places, actually enjoy the trip especailly since Sprig and Polly have never been anywhere else before, Hop Pop, being hop pop, instead just wants them to sit and be quite and follow his rules. I mean it is hte grind but you can at least make it FUN for htem; Just look at this guy. 

It took an episode longer than I thought to refrence the trail to oregon given this season is about a wagon trip, but I’m glad to do it .. and do it again. I will fit pays to be an animal in here somewhere I swear it. WE’ve got time left in the road trip.  Anyways this goes down terribly, though some rules like not posing dramatically as it smacks of hubris and never ends well. But understandably the kids are annoyed about it: Anne can’t even compallin because i’ts not in the rules.  So naturally as Hop Pop should’ve seen coming at the first opprotuunity Anne fakes being cart sick and they run off to see a weird looking ruin with Hop Pop chasing them and leaving the cart to polly because that can’t end well but he’s on a short time.  And this is where the season drops a 10 ton atomic bombshell. Anne being kinda magic in the last episode and it being fully part of things now is intresting and shocking.. but this is miles ahead of it and casts Hop Pop’s actions: Turns out whatever the clamamity box did set techniology in amphibia back to a little above the dark ages. I mean they have full light thanks to lightning bugs, but their still leagues behind.. but were once up to at least mid 2000′s levels of technology. The machine seen requires a disk to stop, but it’s still far beyond what I expcted from this world. Naturally Hop Pop shows up furious, then gets stuck on the assembly line with the kids deseprate to save him, with spirg ending up doing sow ith the rule book. Also we get Anne’s wonderful repsonse to Sprig asking what a disk is:  “I don’t know! i’m from another dimension not the 90s!”  They surivive, the factory blows up and the kids apologize and agree to go back to the boring way things have been going.. but Hop Pop thankfully realizes he’s been a bit overbearing and actually gives a good reason why: He’s never taken then out of the valley before and simply got overprotective. This is his family after all, all he has left of his kid and all he really has left beside Sylvia and the farm. It’s understandble he’d go a bit overboard. But Hop Pop decides to compromise a bit in a nice moment: while the impalment fields are obviously a non starter, he does get the kids ice cream (Anne even admits at this point she dosen’t pick the bugs out anymore), and they genuinely enjoy the trip while Sprig (in a hilarious bit of lampshadng as he does it repeadtly) wonders jsut what they were making.. and as I spoiled it was robots.. one of whom is now following them. Wether this means new doom or the plantars getting a new robot family member I don’t know i’m hoping for the latter. Everyone needs a vision in their life.   Final thoughts II: While having a bit of an obvious conflict with an obvious resolution the character work combined with the MASSIVE plot bombshell really make this enjoyable and I hope to find out more about just what the hell happened and what these robots are for. Just another good solid episode and an excellent duo to start the season.  Next week: Things take a turn for the western and Anne learns to hunt and more about the glow. And with the glow you need to grow to glow... until then i’ll likely have mor ereviews on this channel, I recently reveiwed all of season 1 of close enough if your curious, and until next time.. play us out Willie!

I love what i’ve seen of this throughly stupid movie. Bye ya’ll! 

[unproduciblesmackdown]

hmm here’s me talking about su sort of lmao like i said i’m not here to be particularly scentamentle?? just say funney stories....and some opinions.....it’s really been a hot minute and i haven’t been making Long text posts about things so i can throw one out there even if it’s got no thesis statement

also like i said i just so happened to like, actually watch the first ep on actual tv when it actually premiered....all i super remember knowing about it beforehand was like “oh rebecca sugar getting her own series right on” and i was gonna check it out on that alone and then also i remember before it debuted there was an article about it in the wapo in the sort of “local”-ish section b/c it was like. hey this is based in uh yknow the dmv....delmarva area.....this whole Region.....and i (from nova and in nova at that time, and flipping thru the print wapo every day) was like haha. neat. also god damn it was 2013, hell of a year. i can tell you little about it b/c it was so crappy i just like did not bother much with things like “distinct memories” lmfao. great to have like, a weekly thing towards the end of that hot mess (november??? or smthing??) back when....god........it aired weekly.........anyways yeah i was pleasantly surprised from the start i don’t Get when people are like “can’t watch this in order :/ the first few eps don’t sell it well” like okay speak for yourself god dman....more on that later i’m sure lmfao. hot takes

my brother started watching it too just cuz he’s game for shit that way and i was keeping up with it. like i remember i thought cheeseburger backpack was extra fun and i think i showed him a rerun and i remember he thought it was funny lol the Raft Gag......and when i was watching tiger millionaire i kept For Real Laughing and he came over like what is going on.....and i think he was signed on from there........again pretty fun for it to be this weekly thing. also maybe i’m not here to be Sentamental but i was also like “oh no that Spoke to my feelings unexpected :(” during tiger millionaire when amethyst was all “you can’t let anyone make you feel like garbage” and “i only feel how i wanna feel” like guess who was in the early stages of “my self esteem is so crappy it’s starting to circle around into [trying to increase self esteem]”.........like i said hell of a time. though then that’d be 2014 by then i think?? still a hell of a time

started to get “i think i will draw the same character one million times” about it at some point in 2014 too lmfao......every instance of [me drawing the same shit one million times], which is the only way i ever draw anything, then like, benefits whatever i draw later cuz like. sure get some practice out of it. and even though like, it wasn’t quite as huge an Internet Thing as it was gonna get once i started to draw shit, it was already like, classic-me Kinda Niche to be like “hey gang who is going ham about the bored dumbass teens”....not so niche that there weren’t other people going “yeah i am” at any given time tho. and then we put our hands in the middle and go Yeah!! and jump up hsm style. it was also a great time for something Fun and (easier than marble hornets lol) to draw b/c. it simply was a good time for it.....struggling to draw shit back then even more than is like, usual. oh and also i forget but i had sort of Withdrawn from the mh fanbase b/c it got this whole influx of randos after fjsfdking the Video Game we all know the one and i was like. i am gonna.....sidle over here. nobody Likes to be in a fandom actually lmfao. and i mean even while su was getting to be A Whole Thing i was like. bro i am over here in the Donuts section and it is a little quieter and i use the tag sometimes but i’m all set, thanks. still the least Niche niche i’ve been in probably lmfao....see: the fact that probably still way most of my followers are here from su times even tho idk who’s even active still

also had a high time making some great Long Text Posts. i kind of always fail 2 grasp that even as much as my drawings that stuff leads to me actually getting to interact with people, b/c like, those text posts have me actually saying Words in them, which helps lmfao..........i think it’s like, these posts are probably Not That Fun for most people, but then for the people who Are like “oh sweet this is something that i actually want,” that’s obviously a helpful way to find a kindred spirit lmao.....like hey cool you already know i can’t shut up and am opinionated and obviously a lil much? fantastic let’s do this. plus idk it’s fun to Not Shut Up Actually. like, not the biggest deal. ppl can just Scroll Past. or not

speaking of “getting practice Not Shutting Up and Drawing Shit”.......hilarious when in late 2018 i find myself like. oh so you’re telling me this excellent character who is a self-sabotaging struggling-to-know-how-to-cope-with-shit-and-connect-with-others insecure af Teen is not appreciated / ignored / deemed Awful (and then ignored) by the majority of the fanbase?????? hahaha you don’t say....but No Problem. let me just talk about how this person has Complexity actually and is a lot more sympathetic than not and i hate all of you omg like do we have to do all of this ourselves lmfao........guess so, Fine

what am i talking about funny stories who is this funny to lmfao. okay no but okayyy what an experience when the island adventure preview came out and for like the next 4 days i did not experience depression lmao........i Jumped on the opportunity b/c it was like, early fall i wanna say??? i think sept?? 2014 and i was kinda mulling over going to gmx (which was this convention the Marble Hornets gang kept getting invited to & i’d been 2 twice b4 but missed the previous yr coz it was 2013 and i was way not thriving) and yeah jumped on the “depression / (as much) anxiety who???” superpower to Ask if it was cool if i went to a friend’s wedding in georgia for a weekend. there was no friend’s wedding in georgia. and then i went to gmx AND. ironically (not really im sure. idk what irony means and idc) gmx weekend ended up being the same weekend island adventure actually aired and when i left that morning (gmx being in nashville) my lil bro (getting up for school) was like GO GO and i actually made it in time to catch it in the hotel room but. they didn’t have the channel despite it being listed on the channel guide. i about flipped lmfao but i did see it later that weekend and flipped again. gmx was an a-okay time as well lmao that was the last time i made it

they may have never sold a licensed Lars S1 Green/Purple Snake Tee but look when i have this green racerback with a neat snake print & this necklace of purple quartz crystals and also when i was at gmx i bought this necklace with one (non purple, non actual crystals but plastic shaped like it / glossed) pendant In The Spirit Of It All and it gets compliments. anyways the point is. indirectly representing

speaking of crystals = lars i’d just like to reiterate that i’m always right. like sure i was like “look i don’t know how lars could have Crystal Magic in him but something is up with the fact he’s = pink magic flowers with crystals inside them Means Something.” i think it’s reasonable to Not have predicted he dies and gets revived w/ crystal magic that’s in him now. but that’s still a Win for realizing somethings up....tfw as early as like s2 times i’d be like “well the donuts gotta get involved in the center of adventure at Some point and also i Know it is important that steven is just lars’s rly annoying little brother and y/n do you think lars would die to protect him i think he would...” like. i didn’t wanna be That right :/

tfw me and my brother were watching rose’s scabbard while my mom was napping it out in the armchair and like silently Sharing A Look at the whole “she was beautiful” thing like. lol harold

i still don’t know how much of a Thing(tm) magfest is but as far as i can figure it it’s No Comic Con (like, thank god :| ) but still kind of a thing. anyways i learned of it cuz i saw there was gonna be a couple su panel thingies & i looked it up & we were less than an hour away and so it was like midnight but i ask my brother like hey wanna swing by this thing on this one friday. and he was like Sure. so i made it happen and he was 17 so we had to drag our dad to the bank to Notarize a form that he was allowed to be there accompanied by me. it was a big place and it also took us a while to find Registration or whatever and when we tried getting sandwiches later it cost like $7 each go figure. anyways but we were just there for the one Event & there was a room like filled with arcade games and a bunch of other consoles (also Retro though. like old computers n stuff) and they had Galaga, thank fucking god. we 2 playered that shit and wandered around and also 2 playered a game called toobin, which was funny. real gamers know. 

when we were in the (pretty long) Line to get into the Panel, i actually like. spotted a then-mutual who i (was pretty sure i) recognized from her occasional selfie lol and who i guess had travelled all the way from the west coast for the weekend. when we were actually Seated she happened to be a couple rows back and both of us on the end of the aisle and i asked my brother if he could read her nametag (to verify lol) and i bopped over to have the cringe and fail exchange of “hey do you have a Tumblr” and then i was like “haha i’m milo i’m ummmwine” and she got up to hug me and then i had to scamper back to my seat cuz shit was starting lol

like my life was not changed by this event but we had fun and. the Hilarious story is that it was also partially a Q&A and i had a Q and my brother encouraged me by again whispering “go go” as soon as the first syllable was spoken implying Line up For Questions.....i was in like, the last idk, haaalf dozen or so ppl who made it to the mic? and look i knew i was gonna be asking a niche question that like 3 other people of the hundreds in the room would care about but So What. deal with it gang, let’s have some Variety. but i was still nervous. and when i’m nervous, i a) Have A Script and b) get even chattier. and right after the person Right In Front Of Me got their answer, i guess it was noticed that it was getting down to the wire so they were like “haha okay lightning round :)” and i was like NO.......GOD..........lmfao like too late im sorry i Can’t make it lightning round. i was muy anxious.....just that, again, hundreds of people there, i have the floor, nobody’s gonna Like my quastion......and they didn’t know the answer (which i figured was v possible lol) so i was like oh no sklfjd hope this entire room doesn’t hate me. i mean of course i didn’t care if they did too much but, Nerves....also im valid, but were the like half dozen people who asked prior to me about shit that would CLEARLY be too spoilery to answer valid????? no lmfao. cmon. that’s what’s Really cringe

well here we ffw a bit b/c Mid To Late 2015 is certainly a time for me and it doesn’t really make for an interesting story so just to tldr it lmao like, got some beautiful moral support from someone as i was makin a Lifestyle Change lol and continued to get beautiful moral support from that same person and i continue to benefit from it....You know who you are!!!! tyvvm....and it occurred to me that the reason i am where i physically am is via someone i met thru su-posting.......which is true of the You Know who you are person too, which is why i brought it up lmao

uhh god not as many Stories after that lol.....def got to engage in “i’m ___ i’m gonna [draw the same character i always draw] so i won’t be so ___” during interesting times lol. love that for me

tbh the uh. Wanted arc was truly one of the best Serial Arcs, just dramatic & solid af and also it’s lars time and for a second i go “god well at least maybe now ppl will acknowledge lars is a gr8 character” and then a second later i go “Oh No they’ll only say he’s a good character *Now*” and that’s exactly what happened lmfao but well we still got as much lars fanart as we ever got outside that couple weeks aftermath... l o l . . . i had to wait One Zillion Years for my little brother to catch up to this b/c. he was watching via hulu i think where like, a full season would come out a good while after the finale. seriously i think it took him almost 2 years. im like dammit lmfao this is What Matters dfslk....fond memories when hulu was free / no login req’d / shit would be available like the day after airing

uhhhHHH crazy how this show muscled through the weird scheduling change where it was like “no weekly eps Only Erratic Hiatuses”......ppl were so foolishly Into the first “5 eps in a row” release and i was like “no i don’t like this” and then a year later i was like “you see. You See.” rip

i think we can even ffw to sutm at that point lol....im like im in this for lars okay lmfao kinda Shrugggg @ things by this point lol like finale shminale. where’s he at. and i really wasn’t paying a world of attention to like, prior-to-release lore n announcements so i was just plunged into this chaos of like sorry???? excuse me?? of all the people in the world sarah stiles?????? lfsdj like noooo don’t show me these tweets lmfao......truly it’s fine i’m being Hilarious but it’s also very real that like, when i see things like “showtime(tm)” or “SHO” or “billions content” i’m just doused with Dread b/c i hate this series lmao i swear to christ. but it’s really Fine lmfao like. i was kinda “eh :/” to “yea this is alright” about the rest of it but spinel was The Highlight lmfao and having $50 to go ham on her animation was great but really the voice acting Made It.....like the entire takeaways was uh the other friends sequence and fuckin uhh this part. fuck it up ms. stiles........hit it out of the park..........cain was the first funny bitch and spinel was the second. that thought just came to me and i will not elaborate. call that a revelation. oh and also it was a relief cuz i was like “i s2g if this Antagonist is like, aquamarine-style annoying af....i will die” but No. spinel is annoying af in another way which is her rights and i don’t want to die about it lmfao. she’s good.......i don’t even resent the “how come whenever some rando shows up ready to literally kill everyone for no good reason, all of you are ready to be like ‘wow an icon’ and we can’t have 10% of that energy for the teen who’s kinda bitchy b/c he’s annoyed by life and crap???” thing b/c i mean, she had her whole Arc all at once and also is good enough for it i think. the nadir was when the one rando shows up for like One episode like “i Don’t want to kill everyone :3 syke >:)” and for some reason people were like “omg iconic. call them on their ‘don’t kill everyone’ bullshit” like lol i hate you guys

well i like lars’s [last outfit we see him in] and i feel like it only backs up the bi agenda. another epic gamer moment had been when it became a Popular Hc that lars is trans b/c he is lmao. and everyone was all “why is everyone sayign this why would you want him to be trans he sucks” like get good grandma!!!!!!!! it’s too late. well that’s the end of my post. me in 2014 being like “wow way to have something to keep up with b/c now i have to outlive it to get all the dnads content i guess” and here i am. but it’s almost April 2020 so. haha 

hmm what’s a less ominous ending. oh shit another thing that was funny is i was like So about these Skull Plugs featured in this semi-official drawing of lars once and then horror club came out (fun b/c i like horror) and had the skull plugs for Real & they were glow in the dark. that was a big day for me even seeing the promos lmfao. except then i guess it was foreshadowing, so again i end this with Death. don’t we all

wait no lsfdjs What tf was matthew moy talking about “i like your hair.” dude dropping an i-guess cut line on us lmfao. alright alright im done

[jiminy-crickets]

him in the car talking with the producer about how his parents are supporting him and he says AND I QUOTE "after a bad game or whatever, my mom will kind of pry me or whatever, but she'll be like, 'what's wrong?' I'm like, like, what do you think dude? Like I was terrible, you know."

AND THEY USED THE SAD POST GAME INTERVIEW FROM VANCOUVER!!!

and they're talking about how at 19 its HARD TO TALK TO TEAMMATES right after showing a clip of him asking Alec Martinez if he plays sewer. like DAMN, ok editor is really pushing the 'connor is a loser' narrative.

his bitchy little tantrum at the refs after the tripping call against him in detroit when connor DID trip kane, like it was the correct call. "tell him to stay on his fucking feet..... soft as fuck"

Connor trying to convince Nick that he could kick a field goal from 20 yards which.... no you cant!!! connor you cant do that!!! (also one of nick's kids going a maniacal laugh at connor, adorable!!)

also LMAO Connor acting like a blushing school girl over Justin Jefferson "I got his jersey, I wanted to wear it👀😳" and then when he meets him and gets a picture with him right afterwards being like "his vibes were sick" have some couth baby!!!

also i am obsessed with the fact that connor got... um 80% of the episode, and covered a pretty decent amount of different things and then for Wyatt Kaiser's bit they're just like "he's fighting to stay on the roster, and also eats thanksgiving dinner and is christian" like damn, sorry Wyatt, all you are is a turkey eating baby dman who might get sent back down, but its all cool because god is on your side about it.

anyways, this is a good episode of every shift, very connor centric but... i'm me so i like that lmao.

watching the new every shift episode.... it focuses on connor.... lets see how mentally stable i feel when i'm done watching it (i started my period TODAY, so my guess is i will feel very poorly afterword)

[bemoremuse]

hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm lets talk about pitiful children :thinking:

for context im going to talk about 3.0′s pitiful children over 1.0 because while at its core the song is about squipping kids they are pretty different 

ive time stamped it just for convenience but i doubt tumblr will register it ugh BUT ANYWAY

i’ve been thinking about what must be going through jeremys head during this scene a lot cause throughout all the versions of this show i cant really get a clear idea. Like hes on board with the idea but i have to wonder how on board.

like... i don’t know how to word it but i feel like its 50% squip manipulations and 50% actual jeremy. BUT PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THIS IS JUST HOW I INTERPRET THINGS AND READ THE SITUATION SO LIKE...I COULD BE TOTALLY WRONG but its what im gonna apply to my portrayal of jeremy and squip so.

squip is using christine to bargain, “if you get her corrected youll both be connected, literally” cause it KNOWS christine is jeremys main motivator for-- literally everything. then it does the “things improve without a doubt, itll be YOU who helped her out” spinning it so christine will HAVE to love jeremy back if he helps solve everyone elses problems- something christine wants to help with too. And Jeremy is so damn empathetic he naturally wants to help his peers too. squip is just exploiting that. 

so this could be like the start of of a snowball effect. Jeremy listens to what the squip is saying but you see as the song goes on it looks like jeremy is in less and less control of himself. 

He approaches rich’s locker and takes out the box of squips like “???!! Theres gotta be enough squips in here for--” and the lights flash and squip commands him to activate the whole box.  And as he’s doing it Jeremy actually stops and looks at the beaker in front of him and pills in hand, i personally like to interpret this as a moment of hesitation, but his squip puppets him into throwing the pills into the beaker to activate them anyway.

jenna comes in and i LOVE the lil interaction they have with her. everything about it. jeremys extremely obvious “OHHHH IM JUST..FILLING THIS PROP BEAKER...WITH PUCKS..PANSY SERUM........” as the squip circles jenna like a dman shark. squip immediately after controlling him into asking about jennas day cause it KNOWS thatll give them a window of opportunity to squip her. Jeremys IMMEDIATE DISTASTE OF “I CANT TRICK HER INTO DRINKING A PILL” and both squip and jenna just reaffirming she would do anything to feel like she feels and jeremy whos SO FUCKING EMPATHETIC JUST ............ OFFERS HER A DRINK.  

and this is so so SO important cause if the squip wanted to it could just control jeremy into offering jenna the drink. but he did that himself. This is the point of no return baby. hes accepted that this is where theyre going and this is what will help jenna-- help everyone-- feel better. He’s made the decision and now they’re going full force into it. The snowball is rapidly tumbling downhill.

jenna screams and like-- jeremys face just lights up. he thinks hes actually managed to help her !! hes done something right!! and if he helped jenna he can help everyone else!! then christine will like him!!! JENNA LEAVES AND THE BIG DANCE BREAK HAPPENS BUT THE SQUIP COMES BACK OUT AND IM..,, i just... i really feel like jeremys not completely himself here !! squip leads him around like a toy on a string, they mimic each others movements, theyre still singing about saving these poor hopeless teenagers, i just. I really read this as jeremy in like a trance i guess? Like he made the decision himself 100% but now hes riding high on this feeling of ‘this is good, this will help everyone, everyone will be happy, their problems will go away’ and hes not thinking about anything else.

this is where pitiful children ends but not long after jeremy confronts christine during the play and he does the whole ‘HEY THIS PILL WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE YOULL NEVER HAVE TO NOT KNOW ANYTHING AGAIN, ITLL HELP YOU BE BETTER. YOULL BE CONFIDENT AND CONNECTED’ thing and i still read this like a partial squip induced hazy trance because 1.) the ‘everything about you is going to be wonderful’ tune is playing and thats sung by the squip both times. 2.) later he says ‘THEN WHY DID YOU LET ME SAY ALL THAT STUFF’ 3.) christine asks ‘has it been telling you what to say to me this whole time?’ and he answers ‘sort of?’  

SO LIKE i feel like jeremys only... partially in control halfway through pitiful children until his dialogue with christine. He definitely made the decision to give jenna the beaker and all that. but everything going on with the squip just makes me think it was pulling a few strings. physically and mentally. 

honestly thank god for christine snapping him out of it. i love you christine. we stan a queen.

[andreburakovsky]

hockey meme asks: dallas 13 & 15

anon asked: all the asks for dallas!!

ok so instead of answering these separate i’m just gonna throw them all here thanks for sending these in y’all!!!!! ily :)

1. my favorite forward - cow king (and almost bday boy!!!!) jamie benn 💞

2. my favorite dman - baby boy miro 🤩

3. my thoughts on their goalies - amazing incredible show stopping spectacular. no but HONESTLY dobby and bish are one of the best goaltending duos in the league

4. my overall favorite player - been sitting here thinking ab this and trying to convince myself it isn’t jamie benn but like it’s jamie benn

5. my overall opinion on the team - god i just LOVE the stars. i love them so much. i’m so proud to be a fan right now because they are building such a beast of a team and i feel so lucky that i’m able to watch it. like i first became a fan when the horseshit comments first came out so i expected a shit show and at times it’s felt like that but i’m really happy w where we are rn

6. who i’d fight on the team - tyler. motherfricking. seguin.

7. who i’d smooch on the team - PLEASE LOVE ME JASON DICKINSON.

8. who the hottest player is - don’t look at me. it’s jamie benn

9. who the ugliest player is - my first choice isn’t on the team anymore so i feel bad for saying this so like i don’t even know. i cant answer this everyone on the roster rn is cute in their own way. idk let’s just say corey perry

10. who the most valid player is - stephen johns. great opinions and great guy. i really hope he’s gonna get to play this season

11. who the least valid player is - corey perry djdjdkx

12. who i think the most talented player is - ben bishop. he deserved the vezina SO BAD. and after watching his performance in the double ot game 7 against the blues......i can without question say he is the best goalie in the league.

13. who has the best hair on the team - gonna shout klinger for this one

14. who is the best dressed on the team - klinger as well

15. how scary their mascot is on a scale of 1 to 10 - not too bad.....probably 6

16. how much i like the team on a scale of 1 to 10 - 10!!!!!! 🤩💞💓💋❤️🥰

17. how good their logo is on a scale of 1 to 10 - i actually think their logo is super cool even tho i don’t like green that much lmao i’m gonna say 9

18. how memeable the team is on a scale of 1 to 10 - could be better. 7

19. what their best jersey design in team history is - their current home all green jerseys

20. what their best logo in team history is - current too. their old ones that just said dallas on the front were 🤮

[lordjesuschristreturn]

***Again, To all the Press Media, Priests and Nuns,Pastors and to my Original Auntie Mercy this is the Messaged that I sent to my Two Lawyers that I got since Last Year 2018(*Included the Letter that are here*)***

Hi there! Again, I have some favor to you, Could you please get the Original Dave Lamban at Ateneo de Davao University the Man who asked favor to this person and Tell him to Act as me as my Male Version, then Tell him to get Vicky Morales of Wish ko Lang Host and after this, I want the Three of you to go at the Church of St. Joseph Chapel at Camp Crame Quezon City with PNP Chief Abayalde with PNP Press Media in order to get the 1st.,2nd., 7th., and 8th Treasures that was Stoled. ***This is all their Rites or Blessings to me, Once you get it as my Favor (*Also the Favor of my Grandfather Yamashita and his Sides*). I want you to give it to them as my Lawyer here (*Just get it only to the Tresasure Box*):

***Each Treasure Box, the Gold Bar and Diamond has Sizes from (*Width,Length and Long*):

1.)First Treasure: *Size of Gold Bars are 5″ Width ,7″ Length ,8″ Long.*Size of Diamonds are 2″ Width ,9″ Length ,7″ Long .

2.) 2nd. Treasure:*Size of Gold Bars are 9″ Width ,3″ Length ,5″ Long .*Size of Diamonds are 8″ Width ,5″ Length ,9″ Long .

3.) Seventh Treasure:*Size of Gold Bars are 5″ Width ,5″ Length ,5″ Long .*Size of Diamonds are 5″ Width ,8″ Length ,7″ Long .

4.) Eight Treasure:*Size of Gold Bars are 7″ Width ,5″ Length ,8″ Long .*Size of Diamonds are 2″ Width ,7″ Length ,7″ Long . 1.)*St. Joseph Chapel (2 Gold Bars and 2 Diamonds) from 1st. Treasure box (get it here) while 2.)to all the Priest that who guard it for 24 hours (1 Gold Bar and 1 Diamond from 1st. Treasure box too [get it here too], *equally divided sila dito*).

3.)*Vicky Morales Host (belong to my 16th Cousins, puregold in Public, 2 Gold Bars and 2 Diamonds) , and 4.)the Original that who ask a favor to her (belong to my 10th Cousins, (2 Gold Bars and 1 Diamonds) and 5.)to their Show Wish Ko Lang of GMA 7 (2 Gold Bars and 2 Diamonds) from 1st. Treasure box (get it here). Only give this things to them, after ka nilang samahan to get it there and to do my favor to them to get me at the Home Address that I give to them where I’am so I’ll be have an Identification Card or I.D., the Messaged that I sent to them before August 31 was happened because I really need help.

6.)*PNP Press Media (1 Gold Bars and 8 Diamonds) from 2nd. Treasure box (just get it here).

7.)*National Headquarters Philippine National Police (8 Gold Bars and 8 Diamonds), then 8.)to PNP Chief Joaquin who was in charged there are (2 Gold Bars and 2 Diamonds) and 9.)to PNP Chief Abayalde (2 Gold Bars and 2 Diamonds) from 8th Treasure box (just get it all here).

10.)*Original Dave Lamban  (3 Gold Bars and 2 Diamonds) and 11.)to Original Mary Joy Toledo de Castro of Ateneo de Davao University (1 Gold Bar and 1 Diamond) from 2nd. Treasure (just get it here both). Only give this things to them, after ka nilang samahan to get it there.

12.)*Philippine Government of Original President Duterte (5 Gold Bars and 2 Diamonds, only for him) while 13.)to his Right and Good Shepherd in Public (1 Gold Bar and 1 Diamond) from 2nd. Treasure (get it here both).

14.)*Original Daniel Radcliffe (2 Gold Bars and 2 Diamonds) while 15.)to Original Dman, the Man who asked favor to him at Harry Potter (1 Gold Bar and 1 Diamond for his ownself, then 2 Gold Bars and 2 Diamonds from 2nd. Treasure (just get it here all here) for all the Witch Things that I told him to deliver to Original Me (wherever I'am this time) and I also told him to Deliver some of it to our Church in Italy (for our Pope Francis and to all the Priests there) and to my Church at Our Lady of Fatima Parish PhilAmLife Village Las Piπas City (for all our Priest here including Father Tagle and to our Archbishop this time) As long as he will Deliver what I Order to him, he will be Rewarded too. I also sent this Messaged to them at my Church in Our Lady of Fatima PhilAmLife Village at Las Pinas City at their Facebook Page (*Coat of their People that was in charge at the Computer, Lady of Mangkukulam Man that I shared to my you*).

16.)*Original Pastor Rick Warren and 17.)to his Original Wife, 18.)to his Original Son (Bunso niyang Anak) and 19.)to his Original Daughter (1 Gold Bar and 1 Diamond) from 1st. Treasure (get it here, just give them tag-iisa).

20.)*To Original Lauren Young and 21.)to her Manager are 2 Gold Bars and 1 Diamond then 22.)to Original Lauren Shepherd that belong to (*Do not Write it Down!*) are 8 Gold Bars and 9 Diamonds, from 2nd. Treasure (just get it all here).

23.)To Original Mayor Herbert Bautista and 24.) to Original Vice Mayor Joy Belmonte are 2 Gold Bars and 1 Diamond from 2nd. Treasure (just get it here both, tag-dalawa at tag-isa sila). And only give their Rewards after they will do my Favor to them to Register to my Name the back of our Building at Smile Citi Homes at Novaliches Quezon City that our Lord Almighty and his Son Lord Jesus Christ gave to me at Land Registration Office (*I already Reported this to my Church at Mary the Queen Parish at Fairview Quezon City, that the Dragon Man claiming, also using Lucio Tan *Left, Lukewarm and Overcoat*).

25.)***To Original Lady Electric Eye (Also Electric Wire, Original Lady D) and 26.)to the Lamb Original Lady F (Also Lady x*small*1, She was at HEROES Season 1 Episode 8) their Rewards are 2 Gold Bars and 2 Diamonds while 27.)to my Side to her that who asked favor to her at HEROES are 2 Gold Bars and 1 Diamond  (*DO NOT WRITE IT DOWN! what you see at HEROES,*Lady Electric Eye know this too*).

28.) to 34.)*The Puregold Intercession of the Seven Angels*

1.) Lord L

2.) Lord n

3.) Lord A

4.) Lady W

5.) Lady V

6.) Lady r

7.) Lady Z

***The Rewards of the Seven Intercession of the Seven Angels are *2 Gold Bars and 2 Diamonds (Just get it all to the 2nd. Treasure).

35.)***To Japan Monarchy***

*then give to them the 100 Gold Bars and 100 Diamonds from 7th. Treasure Box (Just get it here).

*then also give the 400 Gold Bars and 400 Diamonds from 8th Treasure Box (Just get it here).

***Over all: 500 Gold Bars and 500 Diamonds for Japan Monarchy (*They are My Sides to my Original Mother in Yamashita and Fernandez (*The other Sides of my Original Mother  *What you see, What get, Write it Down!(*Their Evil Doings and Deeds*)*, *Do not Write it Down! those people who claimed my Sides even if they are not!*)***.

***Their Blessings to Me, it comes from my Shares or *PAMANA* to my Grandfather Yamashita and his Sides***.

36.)***To Nginiig of ABS-CBN 2 T.V. Program are 7 Gold Bars and 8 Diamonds from 7th. Treasure (just get it here).

37.) *To Original J.K. Rowling 1 Gold Bar and 1 Diamond from 2nd. Treasure (just get it here).**

38.) *To Original Sen. Grace Poe that also belong to my Lawyer are (28 Gold Bars and 28 Diamonds) same as to you 39.)Original Sen. Chiz Escudero (28 Gold Bars and 28 Diamonds) from 2nd. Treasure box (just get it here), Only give there Rewards after they get Original me where I’am and bring me to our Church at Crame as long as they also do my favor to them too to Buy me a 3 Condominium in Crame for my Original Parents, for the Original Parents of my Original Lady Wife, and for my Own and for my Original Lady Wife Yellow Mango(*Lifetime Locked*,their *only Daughter*), this is for our Safety as what our Lord Commanded).*Just get the Payment to the Condominium at my *SUSTENTO* to my Original Parents (*that other people got for claiming they are Original Me even if they are not! *Kasabwat nila Sides nila that who claimed their Parents too even if they are not! Their Cased to Me are *Fraud (*They are Cloning while others are Plastic Surgery*), Identity Theft (*Their Doctors in Cloning and Plastic Surgery*), Libel(*Robin Hands +7 Last Plaques*), Unjust Vexation(*The People who claimed here my Parents even if they are not!*) and Intellectual Property Rights(*Their Original Childrens Coat to Me*).

***Again,Tell to this Two Lawyers that I got, That the *SUSTENTO* of my Original Father and Original Mother to *Original* me that are *Cash and in the Cheque*  are not yet here to *Original* Me since November and December 2018, and this Month of January 2019. Our God says, “They need to give me a *SUSTENTO* for 77 Months as their Original and Only Daughter and not other People”.***

***Also tell them that this is My Complete Address here, Where I’am this time, I really need help here***:

28 Luzon Ave, Quezon City, 1113 Metro Manila 1925 CONVIGENERICS Galas E Cuatro de Julio St. Galas Quezon City near (sa may harap) TAMBUNTING, hbc, and PAMILIHANG BAYAN NG GALAS at (sa may likod) tabi ng Computer Shop tapat ng may Gate na may Carinderia at malapit sa may pet care, sa loob ay may mga lalagyanan ng Soft Drinks malapit sa Comfort Room, yung White Door na sira ang dorknob (nandito po ako lagi).***

***(*Also tell them that Original iMan and his Sides are involved to the Syndicates, this people calling me Fake *Not Listed anymore for being Wolves and Goats head until they still Unclean, have Eaten Robin Hands the +7 Last Plaques* then, his Original Mother are belong to First Twin and not my Original Mother nor my Original Mother Mask and her Cloning, for information of truth*).

-Marianne Joy O IV Sacred Heart of Jesus Owl Eyes Right Hand *Also L89 and t87* (Marianne Joy Barwel Aquines)

(*What you see, What get. Write it Down!*)

[boobachu]

cont. Like like I ran out of space but still read more so I don't spoil people like yeah

Yeah I guess I ran out of space.

Tho I guess if we all hate ourselves, we have to love each other so we have love. oh well

Ah Spiky's shutting down. Puffyhead's a real bro

"I know you don't mean it, but I'll give you some space"

What a mature fucker.

I guess like... aunno what happened besides the squad disbanding cuz everyone hates each other.

I dunno.

damn-ass dead bird

ah spiky is a shopping cart pusherrrrrrr

damn rehearsing convo with sign language

WTF shutterbug in a skirt

time to head to pinky's house round 2

FUNERAL

well who died?!

Grandma?

damn she died.........

Ah well, she was there for like one fucking scene so wheetayver

damn buterfly, so wait it was a prophetic dream?

heh

Mom once said a dragonfly reminded me of my uncle

Watching a man die never leaves you...

what the fuck is this stupid shit

Just going on a field trip I guess

summer vaycay

ROFL spiiky ate shit

He'll be miserable whenever he's with her, bitch he's always miserable!

Might as well be upset about throwing gas in a volcano baybeeeeeee

So spiky engages fake-ass mode and now it's baking a cake for mom's b'day

well he lived.

Fireworks time, I miss fireworks.

Oh hey senor poofyhead I miss you

we all share the sky...

Man I want nachos.

I want a snow cone...

Ah so pinky is 18

WAIT

She can feel the vibrations of the fucking fireworks!

Fnatastique

So Shoko goes home and shutterbug asks spiky to get the camera from home so I'm expecting bad things...

Oh wait it's Eshoyah

dude no

don't kill yourself you're so sexy ahaha

HE TRIPPEDN SFKNJBDSFLKJ

kjsgdfhljsfgdhljdshfgljhsgdfojlkhndsfoglikjoierjgopiejsg

THE HATERS MUST BE DRIVING AUTOMATIC

CUZ MY BOY GOT THE CLUTCH

c'mon man

MAsh A

gfuckign mash A man

ROTOATE THE CONTROLLER THAT WORKS BETTER

ikjfdhszgiokjfdwsahnogijfdhsafngjhndsafgljkdhnsfg

UNO REVERSE

Well, Shouyou survived, so schwey wait is it Shoyouah?

Whatever Spiky

So pinky mom and shuterbug apologize to spiky's moms

WHAT

BITCHARONI BULLYING PINKY? SHE GOT A DMAN ARM LYNCH

YEAH SLAP HER ASS

Fucking dude like ain't pinky suffered enough

Just everyone bowing to moms damn

Ain't that just high school tho

ohhhhh

shutterbug took pictures of dead shit cuz she thought if she showed her sister dead shit she'd stop wanting to kill herself ROFL

Sorry babe that's not how it works, like even after this event the feeling that you shoulad never been born remains.

Senor poofyhead returns

Ohhh Spiky's in a coma okay

Man sometimes I wish I would just die.

Damn this part made me cry ROFL

So Shouko is getting ther band back together

"You can change, start now, it's not too late" sage words, pinky.

trippy ass animation again

ah shit prophetic dream again

No spiky! Stay away from the trippy light! there are ghosts in there!

And pinky don't you dare kill yourself I swear to god

good spiky, you're awake

DUDE I did the exact same thing when I woke up from the splinter surgery, just rip em out

How the hell do they just let him run out of the color theory business just

weepy bitches.

Way to go, clutch. That's your name from now on, you're Clutch.

Okay so Fireworks and Clutch have a psychic link now I guess, I mean I've seen it happen. Prolly the most realistic thing in this silly movie.

Just two fucking miserable bastards, kneeling at a bridge.

?????

Yeah I don't get this part but I guess Clutch said cringe again cuz he's waffling.

yeah aunno WTF happened but at least Fireworks and Clutch are okay enough to go on.

Wait bitchy girl was by Clutch's side the whole time? LOL WTF dumbass.

I still don't 100% get the X gag cuz like, you can still see and hear them.

Sister's hubby! Street fighter I gues aunno

"Since you're alive again, will you please teach me how to study?"

I had a dream I died once, they said it wasn't my time... if I knew better I'd've said to make time cuz damn life never got better.

Wait so, he has trouble looking people in the eye and that's why he's an outcast? What? That's stupid no one looks people in the eye except job interview freaks.

Honestly I can't relate to this cuz like, high school, despite everything horrible that happened to me, was when my classmates accepted me the most.

SENOR PUFFYHAIR HITERLER STASCHE SJDFH

Listen I know facial hair is annoying but that's not a look.

oh his lucky stache, he sacrificed his looks for a saving throw

REALEST BRO EVER I'M SORRY I DOUPTED YOU SENOR PUFFYHAIR

They tried making a thousand cranes to save his life LOL

and then there's this asshole also the colors kinda hurt my eyes sorry if you have eye strain gonna tag it now

mooooo-ron

ROFL

bitchy learned sign language to continue being a bitch

she's truly the bitch with a heart of gold

Ah here's the reason why I decided to watch this.

Ah so it's a bookend for how the movie truely started.

I don't fucking undersstand why it happens tho, like I guess cuz he knows people care if he died or not?

Which, damn you know we really do live in a world where no one cares if someone died or not.

It's hilarious how like, that's the most unrealistic part of the movie, people giving a shit ROFL

It was a really good movie! I'd like to own the BVD someday (tho realistically I'll have to download a rip with how broke I am)

That one part still just like ROFL aunno what a random song.

Sometimes I wish I was brave enough to end it all, but I'm just too afraid of pain. I guess once I'm in physical agony nonstop maybe it'll be easier? Whatever mayn.

It's kinda fucked up how they trauma bonded over this but hey.

I guess back to tom & jerry.

Watching the shape of voice

cuz twitter was like "Xs over faces gag!" and I'm like "neat"

So spoilers I guess uh whatever

Anyways spikey boy is all about to kill himself, took out money and whatever gave it to someone and there was like he was gonna jump at a bridge and there was a family popping fire crackers so he left

Now it's like "My Generations" by Rolling Stones is playing and ROFL

Anyways he's a kid again so uh aunno.

LOL he's doing the mechanics pencil needle thing

So new kid in class, I guess she's mute so she's communicating via text

Ahhh she's deaf so that makes sense, everyone's trolling her now but I'm kinda expecting bullying cuz this has an edgy crying vibe.

I guess this takes place before the advent of mobile computers so there's no text to speech or anything. Tho I've also never been in this situation so I have no idea how it'd work besides what it is, but yeah the teacher is a piece of shit.

Making fun of slow readers just Billy Madison "T-T-T-Day junior" and not really accomidating for the fact pinky can't hear.

Spiky boy was making fun of pinky's voice, and now he's trolling her and throwing sand like what.

Now they're teaching the class sign language.

Now boring girl is butthurt cuz she's too lazy to learn.

Ah the person helping her is being outcast, I can relate to that, my one friend basically was outcast by being my friend ROFL

Spiky boy wrote this after pinky's new friend helped her and is gone now after being bullied

So after he's like "who coulda dood this" pinky's all like

"I said no need to thank me"

Yeah this is very familiar to me... honestly like I wonder if Pinky will grow up obsfucating stupidity and being a perpetual jokester so you can never know if she's actually clueless or making fun of you which is better than being called retarded by shitlords (lords of shit)

Bully montage! bully montage!

Oh wait he fucking pulled out her hearing aids and she's bleeding what the shit

"You went too far"

Pinky apologized to Spiky???? dunno why????

Then fucking Spiky threwt her notebook in some fountain so she had to get in.

I guess years later someone threwt spikey into the same fountain ROFL

Ah so Pinky is absent now, damn eight hearing aids were broken or missing.

Time for everyone to turn on Spikey, the principal or whatever is asking for who is the bully. The teacher just straight-ass outed Spikey time for street justice.

Just a fucking coward's cotillion, everyone outing each other.

Tho it's very clear Spiky is the scapegoat as he's the one that took the bullying furthest out of the class ROFL

Now that I've never experienced in any school, but I guess bullying never went this far to where the teachers actually did anything.

Tho that is true, bullying is a way to fit in, hell even I've done it once (after years of being bullying, suffering doesn't make you a better person, it just makes you suffer)

Anyways it's kinda funny seeing one of the mob being ousted and now being the pariah.

Bully montage! Bully montage! Spiky edition!

Pinky was scrubbing Spikey's desk cuz aunno honestly I don't know why she's so nice and why Spiky is still just pissed off.

ROFL Pinky bit spiky ROFLGF just red

REDASS BEATDOWN ROFL

GET HIS ASS BITCH

Pinky's patience has been shattered hell hath no fury like a 57th chance spat in its face!

Anyways Pinky finally transferred so now Spiky is all alone in a coward's cotillion so ROFL

Ah back to buisiness suit spiky. How will he kill himself... by learning sign language...

Okay...

Wait Pinky all grewt up?!?!?!

What no apology? I'd lead with that you fuck nugget.

Yeah natch she'd run, fuck that bitch-ass.

Honestly I dunno what I'd do if I met one of my bullies, but also I dunno what I'd do if I met that one kid I joined the guys bullying that one time.

I guess just avoid cuz it's like no one cares who's sorry just stay out of my life forever and ever amen.

So I guess Spiky is returning this old-ass notebook? The pacing of this movie is weird.

Ah so Spiky learnt sign language.

ohhhh so that's what pinky was saying before spiky flipped his gourd, she wanted to be friends.

Now the damn-ass animation went trippy.

Ah we're back in another time period.

Just breakfast time I guess.

Some bobble hat kid? Ah I guess this is after the failed suicide attmpt, and he's living with his mom still, that's how it is ROFL

ROFL yeah he sold all his life away so now it's just like, when you can't kill yourself and you're just ROFL ¥1,700,000!!!!!

A

SHE BURNEND S IT SKDLKSJFNLKJF MOOOOOOOOOM

Ah in middle school blondie make sure everyone knew what spiky did

So he never cold escape it

So he pushed everyone out ROFL

Ah so that's why the stupid X face gag

Wait now people are being nice to him???? Wait what? What's going on

Ah so now he's making up things they're saying about him okay.

ROFL This movie is so fucking funny, kids really are that fucking full of shit too.

So are adults, like everyone's a hypocrite. That's just human nature I guess.

Even if you think you're above that, you have contradictions that are built into your soul.

That is one thing tho, even if you wish you were never born, if you want the pain to end, it's really hard to kill yourself.

You have to know, and the very core of your being, it has to be a fact more solid than gravity,

ah he's ignoring a bully

Ah he's intervening wow.

but like when someone kills themselves, it's the end of a fucking options, you've tried so fucking hard to live but it's impossible.

So yeah he's late to see pinky cuz the bully stole his bike, so like he missed his appointment and pinky's friend shut him outside even with the alibi bread.

SO poofy head, the person he saved, his X fell off and I guess they're friends now.

So spiky is asking poofy head how you become friends like if there's a process, so they do a weird handshake?

Very droll.

I like poofy head, he's droll, smoking a franch fry

So spiky tries to see pinky again and like just uhp photo chick shuts him down again.

"She's not here" oh photo chick is pinky's girlfriend and like senor poofy head backs him up

LOL WTF

Man spiky escapes pursued by pinky and poofy head and shutterbug spy on them

So I guess they're using the bread to feed the fish??????

What the hell

So Spiky was ascared of what was in the notebook and tossed it so pinky dived into the koi thing and like uhp panty shot? nope

Also I guess shutterbug is a boy, he just sounds like a girl.

Just a couple of dubmasses being watched by two goobers, fun dynamic.

hoo doggy

Pinky is a dumby according to shutterbug

So I guess current time is high school? Right? I think?

Ah shutterbug posted him jumping off a bridge to twitter and now he's in trouble, suspended for a week.

So shutterbug is sleeping in a playscape for some raisin

Like moms asked spiky to pick up his sister who is like 6yo or whatever.

So Shutterbug confesses to spiky about the trolling.

for realz

Oh that's his niece! His sister is the mom!

She's nibling now tho! ROFLFOFLFOFLOFL

So shutterbug is staying at spiky's house cuz he's homeless, staying in his room.

Shutterbug took a pic of a damn frog.

barefoot.

So he gave his shoes to shutterbug now they're

Wait so like, shutterbug and pinky are on the outs cuz he used her shampoo??????? wat

Yeah just hold on this shot, like okay sure yeah okay nice shot fucking stupid.

ohhhhhh so shutterbug is pinky's younger sister

ROFL the mom slapped spiky's dumbass.

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So Senor Poofyhead is treating shuterbug like a brah and spiky's all "that's a girl" and he just backs the fuck up

I dunno what pinky wants but I guess spiky has to find her old friend, ohhhhhhh yeah that one girl!

Senor poofyhead rollin dem Gs

So squad's out heading to find whatshernuts.

So I guess they're IMing on thet rain now, honestly liveblogging is detracting from this movie about as much as the shitty encoding.

Whatshernuts: accquired

part of me wishes there was like, subtitles, but I guess that kinda gives the vibe of what Pinky experienced when people talked with their back turned to her yaw meen?

So it's clever

Random-ass cat girl

meow meow club?

So spiky and poofyhead are at the gatito parlor trying to reunite whats her face with the girls so yeah.

So something's wrong with Shoko (pinky) (it takes me a while to learn names whoever cares)

Naoka... is uh... is that what's her face? Ah she's still an omega bitch.

So she's trying to bond with Spiky, but he ain't having nonna dat

WAIT SHE'S A GROWN ASS WOMAN RIPPING OUT HEARING AIDS??????????????????

I guess that's what happens when you don't bully bullies.

Wait so shutterbug sleeps in a closet?????

what?????

Honestly I wouldn't mind that. Tho what closet's wide enough for me? ROFL

What the fuck does pony tails mean?

Just eeee ponytail! who cares

I wish I could rock it but it always sinks cuz my hair is heavy.

So spiky said some cringe to shoko so now he needs some fucking bread

Also I guess Shoko can speak now? Suddenly? Aunno.

Like she's more articulate wait what

She love him?????

What in sam hill.

SHOKO MAKES THE PASS AND SPIKY FUMBLES COSTING THE GAAAAAAMMMMMMME

ROFL

RIP Shoko, beefing so fucking hard

Like dude Spiky needs hearing aids like I mean YEAH SHE SLURRED but like she clearly went "I lurbe you" big as dallas fucking I guess it's something that didn't translate well like he was like "oh yeah advertising at sunset w00t"

Wait why did that bishie's face uncover the X?

The moon.

She said "the moon"

que

what

nani

Yeah def didn't translate well.

Pinky's got the kicksies she's just like me france!

Wait so now we're going to six flags

I hate amusement parks, we went to six flags in catholic school and I spent the entire day doing nothing cuz I'm scared of all the rides.

sigh

Man poofyhead don't want redhead touching spiky. LOL

Poofyhead gets dibs

Yeah poofyhead has real hair! it's called curly

awwwe Spiky realizes he has friends

Ah hell blond boy is working at the park ROFL

Xs re-applied RIP

So the Xs are like the wall.

So bitchy and pinky go on the ferris wheel while spiky laments.

Oh boy top secret video time

SHUTTERBUG FUCKING LEFT THE CAMERA ON AND GAVE IT TO HER SISTER SJFHFOLKJSJFOLKSF

Man she reminds me of my brother, he always knew what was up... I kinda wonder if it's cuz he saw what happened to me...

Tho he also always had friends, and I always was a tagalong... like can you imagine a 10 year old playing with toddlers? That was me.

"I don't hate you, I hate myself"

Damn, bitchy punched pinky WTF

God blondey is so fake ROFL

That's how it is tho I guess.

Dammit Spiky you'd better not commit sudoku.

"Yeah, I hate me too"

[glorioustidalwavedefendor]

They’re telling you a very different story, a very new story

Thing is ... I didn't even notice what the fucking overarcing theme was with phase 4 and 5 until someone literalyl spelled it out for me

That the overarcing theme is that the old heros are tired ... dead ... or resting on their laurels and that there is still shit to be done ... that the problems have becoem much much bigger and more complicated and that punch the bad guy/blow up the thing TM and call it a day is no longer going to cut it

And that if they are going to hang up the mantle the least they could do is get out of the way of a younger generation of heroes that are willing to pick up the slack

Which ... that is good shit

Only ...

The execution is so piss poor

The younger generation is not very well established at best and smug arrogance at worst and none if them is very engaging which is really sad because they all have. avery rich and well established lore in the comic books ... so it's not like there is nothing to work with ...

On that note

I personally think that Sylvie would be 200% more likable if she was a teenager

(And I know having minors on set is a nightmare ... the res tape ... the laws ... it tale smore tie becasue they aren't allowedto work as many hours as a grown up ... but still worth it ... )

Like imagine she is like ... the equivalent of 14

Suddenly it makes sense that she is so angry and aggressive and me me me

Becasue she is a feral teenager that is still growing up alone

And she is sacred

And she is frustrated

And she is alone

And she hasn't the emotional maturity yet to vent her anger at the right people

It even makes sense that she is angry at Loki becasue HE IS A GROWN UP

So of course he falls under enemy ...

Becasue it has been an age since she had a conversation with anyone let alone a grown up because for a renegate teenager grown ups mean problems .. they ask questions ... they want to see papers ... etc ...

And that weird truce they have happens becasue Loki just let's her basicaly bite him until she is bored ... or tired ...

Becasue she is a fucking teenager and he does not see her as a threat ...

I mena you would have to cut that god awfull romantic plotline ... but that is an improvement

You could even leafe in the kiss becasue yeah .. if a teenager kisses me I would be unsettled becasue no! wrong! bad!

Like everything in that show works better if Sylvie is a god dman kid ...

Like ... even Loki telling her that she is amazing is les Mary Sue and more him being the supportive parent he never had <3 <3 <3

I want that!

Gimme!

O.K. you know what?

Sylvie is a shape shifter

I just decide here and now that she is 14 and just looks like a grown up becasue that makes things easier for her ...

There, disney -- you can tae this from my cold dead hands ...

(just gonna ignore the romance ... like before ... )

They just don't get it, do they...

Joe: "I think that the type of story that unfolded in the phases that we worked on [was] a very specific kind of story that wrapped itself up in those phases and now it’s time for a new story, and I think that’s the direction that Marvel’s headed in. They’re telling you a very different story, a very new story and I think the audience just needs to be patient with the redirection because you can’t keep telling the same story over and over or you lose the audience."

I don't want to be patient. I want to be hooked up now, right now. I don't want to be told to wait 4 or 5 years so that all the stuff being released now will make sense. I want to care about this now because it's the only way I'm going to stick around for the next 4 or 5 years.

I didn't need Thanos in every single movie in Phases 2 and 3 to care about the movies, I watched them for the simple reason that I cared about those characters, the movies were focused on them and their independent stories (for the most part, at least) and those films were helping expand the world-building and the universe while only focusing on Thanos in the post-credit scenes or through one or two lines during the movie. Marvel made me care about them.

Now, everything is Kang. Everything is the multiverse. We keep getting movies and series where the title characters are sidelined in order to introduce new, younger characters who have no complexity whatsoever and are only shown so that certain fans can have their cameos or to hype up a Young Avengers movie that won't be coming any time soon. The old characters are either laughed at, mocked, have their personalities completely retconned or the characters that made their previous movies interesting are scrapped completely (looking at you, Quantumania).

That's not mentioning reading interview after interview with scriptwriters who openly admit they never watched the previous movies/series their characters have been in because apparently professionalism is not "cool" these days.

If they're losing the audience and Quantunmania flopped epically is because they're taking us for granted, and the sheer reality of it all is that the audience is far more intelligent than we're led to believe.

So, nope. Patience is not gonna do it. Either they start accepting criticism and realize the way they're doing things now is not working or Quantumania is not going to be the last movie to not even earn enough to be profitable.

[paradoxicalca]

r/hockey NHL Power Rankings Week 9: Flying High Edition

/r/Hockey NHL Power Rankings Week Nov 25, 2019 - Dec 1, 2019Thank YouThank you to all of the volunteers doing the power rankings. Each ranker has their own system and have their own reasonings and analyis. It truly is a lot of work.RankersSpoilerOrganizersSpoilerVisualizationThe visualization contains historical data, so you can see how your team has done over time. Hopefully, we can run this for many years in hopes that we can see the rise and fall of teams by /r/hockey opinion.It automatically updates so feel free to bookmark. You can find it hereProcessHow does this work? Throughout the course of the week rankers are able to access an app that will allow them to rank teams. At the end of the period we calculate the average ranking for every team and collate all of the analysis provided by rankers.The app then generates a post that is first proofread and then posted to /r/hockey!Rankings (27/31 Rankers Reporting)Ranking (avg)TeamDeltaOverall RecordRecord This WeekComments1 (1.42)Boston Bruins219-3-54-0-0🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝2 (2.06)Washington Capitals-19-4-53-0-0Squeaking by the Cats and Wings wasn't great, but coming back from way behind against the rounding-into-form Bolts was the kind of victory that makes you believe. I recognize that I'm (mildly) complaining about a 3-0-0 week but the only important thing in regular season hockey is process, am I right or am I right. Nicky come back soon we all miss you dearly, Carlson start scoring again Edmonton's getting ideas, and Sammy my sweet darling muffin keep doing everything you're doing you're a perfect little angel in net. Go Caps.3 (3.97)St. Louis Blues217-5-63-0-1Down our best goal-scorer, our veteran 2-way forward, and our breakout young guys from last year and this year, the Blues haven't lost a step. The O'Reilly-Perron connection continues to be a thing of beauty, our captain is putting up a Norris-worthy season so far, and Binnington looks to be here to stay (Snake isn't half bad either). 5/6 points on a road trip through Tampa, Nashville and Dallas is nothing to scoff at. This team has an incredible amount of balance and resiliency. Once again, it's a great time to be a Blues fan.4 (4.73)New York Islanders-317-5-21-2-0The streak came to a crashing halt with 1 point in 3 games on the California road trip. Thomas Greiss seemed to have hurt something on Saturday night, will be a situation to monitor closely for Isles fans. Another worthwhile note is Anders Lee ended his goal drought during the first game he was reunited with Barzal and Bailey.5 (5.33)Colorado Avalanche216-8-23-0-0The Big Moose is back and I think the NHL needs to be afraid. The Mackinnon show wasn't over earning a 2nd Star of the Month Mr. Novemeber kept this team above .500 in Mikko and Gabes absence. This week saw us take advantage of McDavid and Draisaitl not at their best, then two thrashings of the Hawks. The team is starting to get healthier but we also lost Burakovsky this week, so the hockey gods give and take. Next up is a hockey mecca road trip as we take on Toronto, Montreal & Boston. Makalder update: Makar only had 1 goal this week, but with Johnson out he took over as our #1 RHD. He still has a bit of work to do to become a full blown #1 dman but I would not be surprised if he has that role firmly handled by the time Johnson comes back.6 (8.42)Edmonton Oilers-217-9-31-2-0Small slide for the Oilers with losses to the Avs and the Canucks. They did still pull out a victory against the Canucks today. The Oilers are in a bit of a pickle. McDavid and Drai have slowed for 5-on-5 (for their standards), and Nuge and Kassian are injured. Both losses were thanks to poor games against them. Notably, certain key players are putting together some poor performances (like Nurse). The team still, somehow, remains at the top of the division but now the Blues have create some separation for top of the West. The next week is games against the Sens, Kings and Sabres. Oh, and I forgot. Archibald finally got his goal. Some results for the hard work he's done so far this season.7 (9.21)Carolina Hurricanes-116-10-11-2-0If it wasn’t for the heroics for James Reimer on Saturday this could have been a winningless week. With Boston coming up the boys better be on their A game8 (9.88)Philadelphia Flyers1215-7-54-0-0The flyers have literally gotten the most points out of the NHL (AFAIK) in november, are 5th in the league, yet still only 3rd in the Metro. I hate the Metro. Aside from that, we went a perfect 4-0-0 this week, had a lot of good things happen this week. Ghost was scratched for two games, but that was good for him. Hagg played well enough to then force Myers to sit, which doesn’t sit well with most of the fanbase but was also the right decision. We could still use our veterans contributing more, but we are managing depth contributions pretty well and that’s a definite positive. Hopefully you all had a wonderful thanksgiving, and now its back to the last few weeks of school. NHL PLEASE LET THE SENS/WINGS/KINGS GO ANY ORDER OF 1/2/3 IN THE DRAFT LOTTERY SO THE WEAPONIZATION OF THE METRO CAN BE SLOWED. thanks for coming to my ted talk, Praise Gritty.9 (9.94)Dallas Stars-15-10-31-2-110 (10)Winnipeg Jets116-10-12-1-0This week featured a road trip through California, a trip I fully expected the Jets to emerge 2-1-0. And they did, but they lost to the least expected one of the bunch. Flashes of brilliance and signs of stupidity abound. Our goal differential is finally positive again, so that's a start. Not much to say other than the Jets keep defying the advanced stats underneath them. Next week features a home-and-home with Dallas, the central team that just passed us in the standings. Should be fun, provided Benn doesn't go god mode again.11 (11.45)Arizona Coyotes-214-9-50-1-212 (11.52)Pittsburgh Penguins-114-9-42-2-0As much as he has been the fire since Crosby has been out Malkin cannot carry this team alone.13 (12.85)San Jose Sharks615-12-13-1-0Another solid week for the Sharks, who moved into a divisional playoff spot for the first time this season. The team is still plagued by consistency issues as seen in the 1st Kings game and the Jets game, but picking up 3 wins this week wasn't a bad thing. Very nice to see the first win this season when trailing after the 1st period, all the early deficits this season have felt much bigger than they are and hopefully the team can turn that around. Goodrow and Gregor are looking really confident, and the forward lines are meshing really well. Go Šimek!14 (15.85)Florida Panthers213-8-51-1-0Judge Driedger shined in the Panthers' most complete game of the season against Nashville. Bob has been temporarily taken off the case.15 (16.61)Vegas Golden Knights-13-11-42-1-0Vegas going into their New York road trip winners of two straight hard fought games against Nashville and Arizona. They have not won three straight all season and they get a chance against Rangers on Monday.16 (17.09)Toronto Maple Leafs513-11-42-1-0The search for a backup goalie is on. The Leafs are now 4-1 under new head coach Sheldon Keefe, with their only loss being played with a backup goalie, this time on the front of a back-to-back. Michael Hutchison got another opportunity, and although the team didn't play great in front of him, the Leafs rely on Andersen to make the big saves to keep the momentum on their side, and they always miss it when he's not in net. Earlier in the week, it was a 6-0 win over the almost-emergency-goalie Red Wings, which isn't very impressive because they suck, but it's nice to see if you're a Leafs fan, as this team always seemed to struggle against bad teams under Babcock. On top of that, the PK looks much better and is getting the results, too. PP is looking good in small sample size too. An OT win against the Sabres at home on Saturday night wrapped up a solid week for the team. A tough week ahead, with the red-hot Flyers, Avalanche (B2B) and Blues up next.17 (17.09)Tampa Bay Lightning-412-9-31-2-1Not a good week for the Lightning, collecting only 3 points in 4 games. Kuch seems to be picking it up again, scoring 2/6/8 in 4 games. Point is as well, with 3 goals this week. Stamkos was invisible on the scoresheet this week, which is a concern, but Point a Kuch starting to pick up the pace might be what this team needs to start winning some games. As of right now I really don't have high hopes for this team, I would be surprised with a playoff appearance at this point. Can't get swept in the first round if you don't make the playoffs.18 (17.39)Vancouver Canucks-413-11-41-3-019 (17.48)Nashville Predators-212-10-42-1-1It was the Preds of times, it was the Perds of times, it was the age of Fabbro, it was the age of our third pairing, it was the epoch of comebacks, it was the epoch of playing 59:59.7, it was the season of Carr, it was the season of Olivier, it was the spring of Juuse Startos, it was the winter of being shutout, we had Duchene before us, we had no Turris before us, we were all going direct to the Playoffs, we were all going direct the other way – in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest fans insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.20 (18.64)New York Rangers513-9-33-0-1Very very solid week. A 3-0-1 record is feeling fantastic. Zucc returned to MSG to start off the week, and we pulled out an OT win against the Wild. Next we took out the Canes and Hank made 41 saves. We fell to the Bruins in OT, but we won't talk about that. But what we will talk about is shutting out the Devils 4-0. We scored 2 shorthanded goals, which was beautiful. I'm hoping we can keep it going with this momentum into next week. LGR.21 (20.52)Buffalo Sabres-312-10-51-1-2Buffalo has managed to squeak out a win and two overtime losses against two teams struck with coaching controversy this week, which isn't bad if you look at the rest of November's record. It feels like Eichel is carrying the team at this point, and if you look at the rest of our team it reinforces that feeling. He's on pace for over 100 points; unfortunately, however, the team is on pace for 88. One more interesting stat: with split starts, Linus Ullmark (13 starts) has allowed 1 fewer goal on 3 more shots than Carter Hutton (14 starts).22 (20.61)Calgary Flames-13-12-42-0-123 (22.64)Montreal Canadiens-1111-10-60-3-1To fully understand how it feels to be a Habs fan right now, I suggest a reading of Byron's "Darkness". #41 is deep! Since that distant win in D.C., the Habs are in free-fall. 8 straight losses and counting. Hope and patience are in short supply, and those fans sober enough to discuss it are often philosophical, with an eye toward history, wondering how long we have to wait until this team is a real contender again. No matter how you measure it, we can all agree it's been a while. Many fans expect change is on the horizon, whether in the form of a trade, or a coaching change, or whatever. Others expect an even darker road ahead. "Their feeble breath blew for a little life, and made a flame which was a mockery." Damn right.24 (22.67)Minnesota Wild412-11-43-0-1Suddenly the Wild are playing...not terrible? They're unbeaten in regulation for 9 straight games now, going 6-0-3; imagine if they knew how to play 3v3 hockey. A stick tap to Kaptain Koivu for the shootout winner Sunday in his 1000th game. No doubt #9 will be the first player to have his number retired with the Wild when he hangs it up. There's a lot of the season left to be played; once mid-December rolls around, the schedule completely flips and Minnesota gets 18 of 22 games at home. How many points they get in that stretch will align perfectly with the trade deadline and GM Bill Guerin should act accordingly based on their chances (even if they're within reach of a spot, the Wild should not be buyers - it's sell or stay put.)25 (23)Anaheim Ducks-212-12-32-1-0This team continues to meet expectations s of a non playoff team with too much talent to tank for a top draft pick. It really sucks watching this team claw to a shootout loss in Arizona and then not show up to play against Winnipeg on Friday. Stay tuned for the battle for the basement on Monday with the first ducks v kings in Anaheim.26 (24.88)Columbus Blue Jackets111-11-42-2-0.500 in a tough week and made up no ground in the standings. Werenski is out for 4 weeks. Elvis is still without a win. The power play does seem to be clicking, so I guess we got that going for us.27 (25.91)Chicago Blackhawks-110-11-51-2-0Saturday, Duncan Keith missed just the 18th game in his 1102 game NHL career due to injury. Drake Caggiula and Dylan Strome are both out with concussions. Patrick Kane extended his point streak to 15 games. His 11G, 13A - 24P in November are the most points of any month in his career. Alex DeBrincat has been held goal-less in 11 straight games, but has managed to contribute 9 assists in that span. After allowing only 1 goal in 2 games against Dallas, the Blackhawks committed defensive atrocities against Colorado, such as this.28 (26.61)Los Angeles Kings111-14-22-1-1Same old hollywood story. Wish I had something exciting to add...29 (28.12)Ottawa Senators-511-15-10-4-0This is exactly the kind of week the Sens needed after our recent success in the standings - a pure focused noseline dive away from "contender" territory and firmly into the "rebuilding" zone. The Wings have really stepped up their tanking game with a remarkable 9 game losing streak, and the Sens have a LOT of ground to cover in Operation DernièrePourLafrenière. It's also reassuring in the midst of this much needed losing streak to see Marcus Hogberg a good game versus the Flames; he will likely be backup to Nilsson next season when we, hopefully, are less interested in picking first overall.30 (29.18)New Jersey Devils-9-12-41-2-0Are you kidding me? Beating the Habs must have been a fluke Thanksgiving miracle. How in the love of hockey gods do you go 0/8 on the powerplay in a single game, including a game misconduct 5 min PP?? Normallyy I try to give a more extensive blurb but at this point there is almost no good to the "Good, Bad, Ugly" breakdown. This team is god damn mess. We put up 6 against the Habs, then lose to the Wild and get shut out by the Rags? I'd be less salty if I didn't have the misfortune of spending Saturday at the Rock to watch that travesty become a home game for the Rangers. There weren't even enough red jerseys at the end of the game to do "Fire Hynes" chant if we wanted too. The only reason that we aren't 31st is because Detroit has come completely unhinged in terms of bad. Hughes is hurt, which is honestly just icing on the 7 layer shit cake. Hall (+Vatanen and Simmonds) is gone unless we get some sort of divine intervention. It's only December 1st, and I'm ready to pack this season in.31 (30.94)Detroit Red Wings-7-19-30-3-0Just a couple notes since thinking about this team gives me a migraine * Fastest team to reach a -50 goal differential in the last 20 years * Mantha out with injury at the usual time of the year * Larkin slumping * Goalies can't stay healthy or buy a save. * Fabbri is the GOAT r/hockey NHL Power Rankings Week 9: Flying High Edition Source

[idksheepthoughts]

RE: Conversation points...

1. Yes because I feel responsible for all misfortune because I am a demon within a human and the more humans I trick into being close to me and manipulate and have these powers to just make people tend to like me somehow??? Because idk what I did to obtain this power, perhaps it is Fel who is inside of me a demon and therefore just have always had this ability to get people to keep talking to me just by continued contact until they realize I am too toxic and then they leave?? I also just absorb any negative emotions from people I let in. I just do ??? But when I ignore shit you start getting guilt trippy that nobody interacts??? am I supposed to be upset or am I supposed to just accept that you’re experiencing emotions???? LIKE I don’t know???

2. Because people have unfriended me or blocked me etc before and we’ve continued like nothing happen until I noticed it. People are fake, people are always fake and lie to me. Its why I have trust issues. Its why im paranoid always and I just can’t ever tell if people are just taking advantage of me or not. It was an accident but still just like.. maybe tell me it accidently happen so I dont fucking explode like this in the future??? NAH???? just gonna let this sit and wait for me to find out and have me explode and be angry ????? maybe if you followed me you would know that this shit happen recently and maybe that i would connect those two things as being similar??? byut oh wait i dont really talk about my problems that much with you because ... what was it???? idk we mostly just bullshit around in our conversation and I try to fumble my way through trying to help or whatever the hell you want out of this friendship... idk anymore.

3. I was really intoxicated and it was hard to process so many words all at once while I was splitting on you and hating your entire guts at that very moment. Black and white thinking is a trait. I realize that it happens and i even said I’m splitting really early on in the conversation. So take things with a grain of salt. AGAIN trust issues and irrational thought patterns.

4. Was that not what I was doing at the very beginning of the conversation???? BUT you always respond in such a sarcastic hateful bitchy tone every fucking time i even ask a damn question. all your lol and lmao and shit. MAYBE IF YOU just told me ‘oh it was an accident my bad.’  in teh first place we wouldn’t fucking fight all the fucking time??? LIKE the way you rrespond just leads me to believe you dont give a shit. and i know you dont give a shit and i know this isn’t me assuming because you  cause you just respond like a fucking sarcastic mean person all the time all the fucking time all the fucking time all the fucking time all the god dman time you always do that always always always and it doesn’t help me want to be calm and shit. It makes me punch desk and almost a hole in the wall . desk is solid i can punch that over and over until my kunuckles bleed. which guess what i was doing while we had this convo. not that youll ever find this shit. and if you do HELLO (: 

5. It wouldn’t be a problem???? well clearly it is. again if you followed me or if you even knew me better you would know that being imagined or not abandoned in any from sends me into episodes!!!!!! and yeah i mentioned a lot of people because those people have been there for me. and i’m glad they are still fucking alive because everyone i fucking am close with seems to be just as damn suicidal as I am and wanting to die and could attempt at any time and I just wanted to do something nice for once and try and just ... idk ????????? and the fact that you responded how you did on twitter after i did that made me really upset. because all i wanted to do was be thankful for the people. which was the whole fucking point of the post.... like DAMN way to twist soemthing positive into something that would explode and escalate. perhaps it is my broken brain that does this but still...... you could have just idk ... thrown a like and been like thanks. no you make everything about you YOU YOU. how you dont have friends???? I’M SORRY i tried helping but nothing i said worked. So just keep trying?????? if you really wanted some friends use tinder and get fuckbois all damn day they are easily manipulated and you could just get fucked like you want and have someone. it wouldn’t be a good relatiosnhip like you want but it would probably fufill basic shit. But nah that be too easy. I always think to just suggest that. but it probably end up with you just... not following through and whatever. im off topic.

6. Trust issues, yes , paranoid??? yes, distorted sense of reality??? Easily fuck up interpersonal relationships because of disorders??? think so... I am fully aware that these behaviors are bad. I know its not good to do these thigns but also I can’t stop it?????? I can’t stop it without actually knowing how to stop it??? and that would require money? access to treatment. which i’ve told you tons of time to do and take advantage of while you are still covered by your fucking parents and school and all that shit because i didn’t when i was younger and now im more fucked up then ever (: (: (: (:

7. Yeah you have to hold my hand... i’m just fucking stupid, and need extra stuff. I’M NOT LIKE YOU AND I CAN’T perceive things easily. you have to just be blunt and explain things because I just need that to understand. ???? is that so burdensome???? that I just need to have things explained over and over. Sorry.......

8. I am grateful???? that was the whole point of the thing???????? of thanking people for being alive and putting up with my awful mess???? Side note. lmfao you are not capable of murder. I love that expression you cry when you’re angry you woudln’t be able to kill someone. I however fucking have.... whatever thinking too much. saying too much saying too much. it was self defense dont worry.

9. I dont think your life is dandy??? I know its hard! but what the fuck do i say??? I’m sorry your life is shitty, I know it sucks but please dont die? i’ve said that a lot before.... im a broken record that you seem to not like that all i say is the same things over and over????? I dont have a super fucking positive outlook i might actually kill myself sometime after the new year. I dont believe everything will be alright if you try your hardest. but i can sure as fuck lie and tell you exactly that. but when i dont believe it myself its hard to keep that lie going. (: (:  I know i told you i was proud of you for going to counselling that one time but as far as I know you haven’t followed up on that... like i never know how to give you affirmation that you are trying. Clearly you are. you are going to school and even managed to get a job too! you are trying very hard. and i noticed that but i guess i didn’t show it. Sorry im bad. i’m the worst.

10. your defining personality trait that makes me split really hard. I get that I should just have thicker skin. But I just don’t.... just whatever you wont change that aspect.

11. Schizophrenia..... Delusions?? yup.. pretty sure thats a symptom?? Unlike me you dont have that problem with you brain. congrats another way to belittle me for being alive. but also like you can be irrational as you want. I just wont keep i guess whatever trying to argue and be the rational voice anymore. you believe what you want im done trying to help. i can’t help i can’t help at all.

12 sorry... i’m a horrible friend. You should have just fuckign left already... all I do is ruin everything. I’m better off dead.

[lordjesuschristreturn]

***Again, To all the Press Media, Priests and Nuns,Pastors and to my Original Auntie Mercy this is the Messaged that I sent to my Two Lawyers that I got since Last Year 2018(*Included the Letter that are here*)***

Hi there! Again, I have some favor to you, Could you please get the Original Dave Lamban at Ateneo de Davao University the Man who asked favor to this person and Tell him to Act as me as my Male Version, then Tell him to get Vicky Morales of Wish ko Lang Host and after this, I want the Three of you to go at the Church of St. Joseph Chapel at Camp Crame Quezon City with PNP Chief Abayalde with PNP Press Media in order to get the 1st.,2nd., 7th., and 8th Treasures that was Stoled. ***This is all their Rites or Blessings to me, Once you get it as my Favor (*Also the Favor of my Grandfather Yamashita and his Sides*). I want you to give it to them as my Lawyer here (*Just get it only to the Tresasure Box*):

***Each Treasure Box, the Gold Bar and Diamond has Sizes from (*Width,Length and Long*):  

1.)First Treasure: *Size of Gold Bars are 5″ Width ,7″ Length ,8″ Long.*Size of Diamonds are 2″ Width ,9″ Length ,7″ Long .

 2.) 2nd. Treasure:*Size of Gold Bars are 9″ Width ,3″ Length ,5″ Long .*Size of Diamonds are 8″ Width ,5″ Length ,9″ Long . 

3.) Seventh Treasure:*Size of Gold Bars are 5″ Width ,5″ Length ,5″ Long .*Size of Diamonds are 5″ Width ,8″ Length ,7″ Long . 

4.) Eight Treasure:*Size of Gold Bars are 7″ Width ,5″ Length ,8″ Long .*Size of Diamonds are 2″ Width ,7″ Length ,7″ Long . 1.)*St. Joseph Chapel (2 Gold Bars and 2 Diamonds) from 1st. Treasure box (get it here) while 2.)to all the Priest that who guard it for 24 hours (1 Gold Bar and 1 Diamond from 1st. Treasure box too [get it here too], *equally divided sila dito*).

3.)*Vicky Morales Host (belong to my 16th Cousins, puregold in Public, 2 Gold Bars and 2 Diamonds) , and 4.)the Original that who ask a favor to her (belong to my 10th Cousins, (2 Gold Bars and 1 Diamonds) and 5.)to their Show Wish Ko Lang of GMA 7 (2 Gold Bars and 2 Diamonds) from 1st. Treasure box (get it here). Only give this things to them, after ka nilang samahan to get it there and to do my favor to them to get me at the Home Address that I give to them where I’am so I’ll be have an Identification Card or I.D., the Messaged that I sent to them before August 31 was happened because I really need help.

6.)*PNP Press Media (1 Gold Bars and 8 Diamonds) from 2nd. Treasure box (just get it here).

7.)*National Headquarters Philippine National Police (8 Gold Bars and 8 Diamonds), then 8.)to PNP Chief Joaquin who was in charged there are (2 Gold Bars and 2 Diamonds) and 9.)to PNP Chief Abayalde (2 Gold Bars and 2 Diamonds) from 8th Treasure box (just get it all here).

10.)*Original Dave Lamban  (3 Gold Bars and 2 Diamonds) and 11.)to Original Mary Joy Toledo de Castro of Ateneo de Davao University (1 Gold Bar and 1 Diamond) from 2nd. Treasure (just get it here both). Only give this things to them, after ka nilang samahan to get it there.

12.)*Philippine Government of Original President Duterte (5 Gold Bars and 2 Diamonds, only for him) while 13.)to his Right and Good Shepherd in Public (1 Gold Bar and 1 Diamond) from 2nd. Treasure (get it here both).

14.)*Original Daniel Radcliffe (2 Gold Bars and 2 Diamonds) while 15.)to Original Dman, the Man who asked favor to him at Harry Potter (1 Gold Bar and 1 Diamond for his ownself, then 2 Gold Bars and 2 Diamonds from 2nd. Treasure (just get it here all here) for all the Witch Things that I told him to deliver to Original Me (wherever I'am this time) and I also told him to Deliver some of it to our Church in Italy (for our Pope Francis and to all the Priests there) and to my Church at Our Lady of Fatima Parish PhilAmLife Village Las Piπas City (for all our Priest here including Father Tagle and to our Archbishop this time) As long as he will Deliver what I Order to him, he will be Rewarded too. I also sent this Messaged to them at my Church in Our Lady of Fatima PhilAmLife Village at Las Pinas City at their Facebook Page (*Coat of their People that was in charge at the Computer, Lady of Mangkukulam Man that I shared to my you*).

16.)*Original Pastor Rick Warren and 17.)to his Original Wife, 18.)to his Original Son (Bunso niyang Anak) and 19.)to his Original Daughter (1 Gold Bar and 1 Diamond) from 1st. Treasure (get it here, just give them tag-iisa). 

20.)*To Original Lauren Young and 21.)to her Manager are 2 Gold Bars and 1 Diamond then 22.)to Original Lauren Shepherd that belong to (*Do not Write it Down!*) are 8 Gold Bars and 9 Diamonds, from 2nd. Treasure (just get it all here).

23.)To Original Mayor Herbert Bautista and 24.) to Original Vice Mayor Joy Belmonte are 2 Gold Bars and 1 Diamond from 2nd. Treasure (just get it here both, tag-dalawa at tag-isa sila). And only give their Rewards after they will do my Favor to them to Register to my Name the back of our Building at Smile Citi Homes at Novaliches Quezon City that our Lord Almighty and his Son Lord Jesus Christ gave to me at Land Registration Office (*I already Reported this to my Church at Mary the Queen Parish at Fairview Quezon City, that the Dragon Man claiming, also using Lucio Tan *Left, Lukewarm and Overcoat*).

25.)***To Original Lady Electric Eye (Also Electric Wire, Original Lady D) and 26.)to the Lamb Original Lady F (Also Lady x*small*1, She was at HEROES Season 1 Episode 8) their Rewards are 2 Gold Bars and 2 Diamonds while 27.)to my Side to her that who asked favor to her at HEROES are 2 Gold Bars and 1 Diamond  (*DO NOT WRITE IT DOWN! what you see at HEROES,*Lady Electric Eye know this too*).

28.) to 34.)*The Puregold Intercession of the Seven Angels*

1.) Lord L

2.) Lord n

3.) Lord A

4.) Lady W

5.) Lady V

6.) Lady r

7.) Lady Z

***The Rewards of the Seven Intercession of the Seven Angels are *2 Gold Bars and 2 Diamonds (Just get it all to the 2nd. Treasure). 

35.)***To Japan Monarchy*** 

*then give to them the 100 Gold Bars and 100 Diamonds from 7th. Treasure Box (Just get it here).

*then also give the 400 Gold Bars and 400 Diamonds from 8th Treasure Box (Just get it here).

***Over all: 500 Gold Bars and 500 Diamonds for Japan Monarchy (*They are My Sides to my Original Mother in Yamashita and Fernandez (*The other Sides of my Original Mother  *What you see, What get, Write it Down!(*Their Evil Doings and Deeds*)*, *Do not Write it Down! those people who claimed my Sides even if they are not!*)***.

***Their Blessings to Me, it comes from my Shares or *PAMANA* to my Grandfather Yamashita and his Sides***.

36.)***To Nginiig of ABS-CBN 2 T.V. Program are 7 Gold Bars and 8 Diamonds from 7th. Treasure (just get it here).

37.) *To Original J.K. Rowling 1 Gold Bar and 1 Diamond from 2nd. Treasure (just get it here).**

38.) *To Original Sen. Grace Poe that also belong to my Lawyer are (28 Gold Bars and 28 Diamonds) same as to you 39.)Original Sen. Chiz Escudero (28 Gold Bars and 28 Diamonds) from 2nd. Treasure box (just get it here), Only give there Rewards after they get Original me where I’am and bring me to our Church at Crame as long as they also do my favor to them too to Buy me a 3 Condominium in Crame for my Original Parents, for the Original Parents of my Original Lady Wife, and for my Own and for my Original Lady Wife Yellow Mango(*Lifetime Locked*,their *only Daughter*), this is for our Safety as what our Lord Commanded).*Just get the Payment to the Condominium at my *SUSTENTO* to my Original Parents (*that other people got for claiming they are Original Me even if they are not! *Kasabwat nila Sides nila that who claimed their Parents too even if they are not! Their Cased to Me are *Fraud (*They are Cloning while others are Plastic Surgery*), Identity Theft (*Their Doctors in Cloning and Plastic Surgery*), Libel(*Robin Hands +7 Last Plaques*), Unjust Vexation(*The People who claimed here my Parents even if they are not!*) and Intellectual Property Rights(*Their Original Childrens Coat to Me*).

***Again,Tell to this Two Lawyers that I got, That the *SUSTENTO* of my Original Father and Original Mother to *Original* me that are *Cash and in the Cheque*  are not yet here to *Original* Me since November and December 2018, and this Month of January 2019. Our God says, “They need to give me a *SUSTENTO* for 77 Months as their Original and Only Daughter and not other People”.***

***Also tell them that this is My Complete Address here, Where I’am this time, I really need help here***:

28 Luzon Ave, Quezon City, 1113 Metro Manila 1925 CONVIGENERICS Galas E Cuatro de Julio St. Galas Quezon City near (sa may harap) TAMBUNTING, hbc, and PAMILIHANG BAYAN NG GALAS at (sa may likod) tabi ng Computer Shop tapat ng may Gate na may Carinderia at malapit sa may pet care, sa loob ay may mga lalagyanan ng Soft Drinks malapit sa Comfort Room, yung White Door na sira ang dorknob (nandito po ako lagi).***

***(*Also tell them that Original iMan and his Sides are involved to the Syndicates, this people calling me Fake *Not Listed anymore for being Wolves and Goats head until they still Unclean, have Eaten Robin Hands the +7 Last Plaques* then, his Original Mother are belong to First Twin and not my Original Mother nor my Original Mother Mask and her Cloning, for information of truth*).

-Marianne Joy O IV Sacred Heart of Jesus Owl Eyes Right Hand *Also L89 and t87* (Marianne Joy Barwel Aquines)

(*What you see, What get. Write it Down!*)