#god damn lifes a bitch

[rosestthorns]

I may be a little too nonchalant about whats happening to me. I mean sure it's horrifying without a doubt

But I'm pretty sure my mother thinks I'm dying, oops

[zayne-li]

I'm obsessed with the blobbus. I love them.

Sylus: O-O

Raf: >:3

Xavier ^-^

Zayne: dies

Squints...... Wait a second. THAT'S NOT FUNNY, INFOLD.

[starryluminary]

Ridonculous Race but Noah is friends with Owen part 9: Teamwork makes the dream work!

Don't you LOVE IT when Noah gets to play the stupid game? Don't you LOVE IT when Noah and Owen work together and Owen isn't left to do everything himself? Don't you LOVE IT when they mutually support each other and care enough about each other to give it their all??? Personally I love it when that happens

No transcript cause there's no dialogue. Instead have scrapped doodles for this part that I refuse to leave in the jail of the IbisPaint canvas

[differentnerddiplomatopera]

you ever just write a short story about queer platonic Odydio where they were best friends for ten years but Diomedes began pulling away because life was way to hard and he was neglecting Odysseus in the process and Odysseus was trying and begging for him to connect but Diomedes was not paying attention at all, so Odysseus finally sends a text, “I can’t waste my energy begging for a minute of your time, goodbye” and that really fucks Diomedes up and then six months later he finds out that Odysseus and Penelope got married and he didn’t know which really REALLY fucks him up because he wanted to be there for them

inhaleeeee

so then six years later, Odysseus and Penelope are on a train ride, tour thing and a steward is like “hey this dude hates his room can he stay with you guys” and it turns out that the guy is Diomedes and instead of being “my best bitch how are you” Odysseus decided to pretend that he doesn’t exist. Like a bitch. Throughout the trip, Diomedes tries to crack Odysseus and make him acknowledge him but Odysseus is just like whoooooo? Then Diomedes corners Odysseus with a chess board and he can’t resist. While they play, Diomedes is like “remember when we played chess the first time we met” and Odysseus is like “dude I have no fucking idea who you are….unless” and then Odysseus breaks finally and is like “hi you little shit what do you want” and Diomedes is like idk, I love you, and Odysseus is like “what the hell is love supposed to do with anything”

they cry like a lot

insert Penelope

she’s talking to Diomedes and is like “you did hurt him. You both deserve healing and peace in life” and Diomedes is crying “I’m so sorryaaauhhhhhh” and Penelope tells him Odysseus and I have a kid and it really hurts when Odysseus talks about Diomedes to Telemachus and he can’t put a face to the name so Penelope asks if he would like to meet him and Diomedes says of course. Soooooo they have dinner and Diomedes is a godfather now yay. Odysseus is like “finally my son met him my conscience is eased” but then Telemachus notices that Odysseus and Diomedes have tension and start spitting bars for a hot second, “stop being afraid, love each other” and they start working on the relationship. SLOWLY AGONIZINGLY SLOW

But they have a car ride and that is like the gate way to fixing all their problems. So they all grow together, Telemachus is married (idk to who) but he has a kid (idk what her name is) but it doesn’t matter because Odysseus is dying

Damn.

so everyone is saying goodbyes and I love yous and all the good stuff and Penelope is like “goodbye my love we will be ok, spend your last moments with your himbo” and he is like “sick, that’s rad” so he and Diomedes have a final chess game and they just talk but they are also trying to draw the match out but unfortunately Odysseus is just that guy and before he wins he makes sure that Diomedes knows he forgives him and Diomedes weeps and gives him a hug and Odysseus dies

Odysseus dies in his arms and doesn’t win the game

whoops so ….

they have a funeral and after the funeral Diomedes is washing dishes when Telemachus gives him something and says it’s from dad and Diomedes opens the small box and it’s a chess piece.

[the-desert-beast]

hey did u know that the average twilight sylvari's height is 7-8ft tall. did u know the Nine Firstborn are all insane in their own special ways including their fucken heights

Maelgwyn - 8'3" | 251 CM Rhosyn - 8'5" | 256 CM Llacheu - 7'3" | 220 CM Faeryl - 8'4" | 254 CM Kynwyl - 8'6" | 259 CM Morven - 9' | 274 CM Evnyssyen - 7'9" | 239 CM Cerwyn - 9'3" | 281 CM Lynette - 6'8" | 203 CM

[goldanrabbit]

YESSSSSSS!

FINALLY!!!

I GET THE RECOGNITION I DESERVE FOR DROPPING ON ONE KNEE IMMEDIATELY!!! I KNEW WHAT I WANTED AND I FUCKING TOOK IT, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. IF THEY DIDNT WANT ME TO PROPOSE, THEY SHOULDNTVE GIVEN ME THE OPTION.

BAXTERS CHILL LIKE THAT, HE GETS IT. EVERYONE ELSE JUST TALKS SHIT(are very lighthearted and teasing), BUT I LOOK AROUND AND IT SEEMS TO ME THAT IM THE ONLY ONE WHO MANAGED BAG THIS ABSOLUTE RAY OF SUN SHINE OVER HERE.

I ASK. WHERE’S THEIR BITCHES?

[honest-cat]

Lily should try the "Shut the Fuck Up about Imoen" challenge

[vulpinesaint]

talking the way that i do (metric ton of endearments in every sentence) is so silly and so inconvenient in daily life. like man you can't be calling this girl you've spoken to exactly one time in class "my darling" as you're coordinating this project over text. rewrite that message. you're going to make people uncomfortable 😭

[badcountryofficial]

Me when im stuck in the past: no no I need an answer I need DRY HEAVE to find an answer I need to find a wY OUT I need...VOMITS it HURTS why did it happen why oh God let me change it please god—

Me when I get back to the present: WHEEEEEE LOG INTO MY HAPPY AND LEVEL UP MY LALA😀🌈🌼🍭🦋✨️💗🌞

[vagabond-umlaut]

in light of the recent gojo slander, i will be back v soon with a list of bollywood songs, i feel, suit him to a tee ^_^

[bootychomper]

Drawing from a young age is painful bro, nobody warned me about the 2 year burnout after drawing for days weeks months straight. I finished a drawing for the first time in months, I'm proud of myself but it was both therapeutic and the most stressfull thing ever💔

Anyways

I don't usually post my art on here, maybe I should start doing that but eh. I'm gonna try to start drawing more fanart maybe but I felt like redesigning an old oc,, for some reason she was always at the bottom of my list for redesigning and i don't really get that now I forgot how much I loved her.

[moe-broey]

Besties it may be so fucking over. I think I might literally unironically have covid.

Which is. So unbelievably Stupid. For the entire duration of its existence I managed to avoid it. I was gonna get my updated vaccine at the end of the month. I go to a concert (one of many for the fucking record) and I am masking for the majority of it. I get fucked up by a crowd surfer I almost lose a piercing (bloody but healed okay, was only a bit crusty the day after). Maybe it wasn't the wisest decision to put it right back in but like bitch???????????? What else was I gonna do?????? I mean. Maybe if I were smarter I would have just waited til I got home to fully sanitize it. It did happen during the last set. But like are you kidding me do you think I'm thinking anything other than "Oh shit I almost lost a piercing and it would be a pain in the ass to replace it and I don't wanna risk my hole closing up". In all fairness I think I'm allowed to be a bit stupid there.

Anyways my symptoms haven't been cold like or flu like and they feel exactly like what I experienced when I got the vaccine way back when. Headaches, muscle aches, loss of taste, difficulty breathing even just with. A sports bra. I kinda stopped binding a while ago bc of the strain. It may be so fucking over for me. Literally get top surgery or just fucking die. Have to figure out what's up here first though, gonna call my doctor about it. 🧍

[jpeg-files]

me whenever I see someone draw a character skinny/as a twink or in an anime style

[katzirra]

Every so often I gently touch my screen when I scroll past my Eva prints PSDs and the WIPs I have...

I'm going to redo them like 70% but those backgrounds, and the units themselves were so GOOD. The kids just look like hot trash to me now LMAO... and the flowers need some TLC....

But like god my computer has a fucking SHIT FIT if I try to load them....

I WAS COOKIN'????

I THINK ABOUT THE SHADING ON UNIT 02 a LOT, BUT ALSO MY ARTISTIC FAILINGS OF ANGLES I COULD IMPROVE ON NOW. The fact I was redoing this and my PC shut down and that's why the right side isn't fixed :))

My ass had both a yellow and BLUE PLANNED FOR GIRLLY GIRL...

I COULD DO YOU ALL FASTER, BETTER, AND NICER IN CLIP STUDIO NOW... I could JUGGLE YOU BETWEEN PHOTOSHOP AND CLIP STUDIO SO WELL NOW... THE TEXTURES I COULD ACCOMPLISH, THE WORK FLOW I HAVE NOW??? OUGH.

UGH.

It's yearning hours, because my PC is currently still trying to save layer files on a commission piece, and it's lagging my mouse because it's apparently confused what USB ports are.

[seraphsfire]

SCREAMING at my screen rn

[two-entire-bits]

Rant time sometimes I get so so mad about this because I REALLY love dance. I love it so much and I've loved it since I was little. And I got some things going against me when it comes to dancing y'know like most styles of dance are very gendered and learning to dance and then transitioning in middle school and medically transitioning now would've been complicated, and I'm chubby and the performance industry and ESPECIALLY the dance industry are VERY rooted in fatphobia, and I'm also very inflexible, but while those things would make being a dancer harder or more complicated, they wouldn't stop me (especially with the inflexibility that could be fixed with a lot of training and work) but the fucking thing is. I have really bad vertigo and dizziness. I can't do a single pirouette without everything spinning and my head pounding. And my favourite styles of dance (ballet, ballroom, swing, and theatre) are all VERY MUCH built on spins and twirls. So even if everything was different, even if I'd been dancing since I was 3 and I was cis and I was built like a twig and I could bend like gumby, I still wouldn't be able to be a dancer because I just can't. I'd fall over or throw up or pass out. I want this so bad and I'd be so good but I just can't be a dancer because I got unlucky.