#god SORRY

[cambion-companion]

can i request Raphael's reaction to, what even he can tell, is true affection from Tav?😭

But of course, thank you for the prompt my love!

I know you want this to be a more fluffy drabble and I will to my utmost to curb Raphael and deliver

Raphael certainly didn't know what to make of you, that much was certain. In an effort to dissuade your growing familiarity, he had taken to wearing his much more intimidating cambion form more often.

Much to his chagrin, that only seemed to increase your desire to be near him.

"Might I remind you," Raphael gave you an incredulous look as you slid into Mol's vacated seat, beginning to reset the Lanceboard. "I am a devil, my dear." He waved an airy hand in your direction. "I don't take part in such frivolous displays."

"Hmm?" You said, feigning ignorance, cutting him a furtive glance. "It must say a lot that you're some of the most tolerable company I've happened across."

"You certainly did not 'happen across' me." Raphael shook his head at you, his brows angling sharply. He decided to indulge you, his little mouse and readjusted in his seat and pondered his first move. "Very well. Though don't expect lenience."

"Never." You said with a slight laugh. You watched him smile some in response and felt giddy.

He was watching you, ever so closely. The usual sharp cunning behind those brown eyes. However, by his own deceitful design or not, you saw a hint of another emotion: fondness perhaps.

You made your move on the board, keenly aware he was going to beat you soundly. "It must get lonely at times, even for a devil, to never experience affection."

For the first time since meeting, you got the sense your words had actually surprised him. He huffed a bemused sigh. "I have no desire nor time for such mortal trivialities. You cannot begin to conceive the workings of my mind." He made a move, checking your king.

"I could conceive a lot of things." You said, not bothering to guard your most important piece. "All I ask is more of your time, Raphael."

Raphael's answering laugh was long and rather abrasive. "Such an eager little thing. Darling, really. I admit to not knowing quite what to make of you, pet." He leant forward over the table after thoroughly checkmating you. "Such an eager client should be well rewarded after all."

[spiralfucker]

Dog motif

// I Wanna Be Your Dog - The Stooges // It Hurts And I'm Lonely - Nichole Rae Klein (Instagram: @rae_klein) // Love Dog - TV on the Radio // dog thoughts - Anna Haifisch (@anna_haifisch on twitter) // // Damn Dog - Manic Street Preachers // illustration by @mischievousdog based on the comic strip: The Angriest Dog in the World - David Lynch // Knives Out - Radiohead // Grotto - Kat Lyons // Golden Age - Ethel Cain (@mothercain) // The Dog - Francisco Goya //

[telestoapologist]

"the dark ether of many scorn stain your armor." oh you like that huh big boy

[goblinontour]

I’ve seen your insta story.. does this mean theres going to be a hedgehog al fic?

yes, for the lil series (named it ‘once upon a time’ after the lyric in the ultracheese cause i think it fits the vibe)

it’s gonna be the ‘mister midnight’ one i put in the masterlist. it’ll be like a throwback and it’ll touch on some stuff i mentioned in ‘daddy came home’, like their drunk talks and everything. and they’ll fuck before that of course but that’s not really the part i care about.

i wanna develop the characters a bit more so i think i’ll write ‘mister midnight’ first, which is set in 2019, and then i’ll go on with part 2 of ‘daddy came home’ which is ‘valentines’ (from ‘baby came home 2 / valentines’ by the nbhd) that’s set in 2022

and the first part ‘dublin in ecstasy’ is 2018 since it’s bald alex

sorry if it got confusing and i yapped too much long story short YES.

[cacw]

everything comes back to dirkjake

[mosviqu]

kokot mavas s tou hokejkou jak so zastavou na prveho maja sak to nechaj na zemi joj

[beheadable]

NEW MAYOR OF KINGSTOWN EP RIGHT NOWWWWW….. dad skipped through the first one to show me the like, 1 minute worth of Brake in it lol. That’s expected 4 Brake though honestly I’m used 2 it. He’s looking so oldd now…… still handsome as ever like oh my god, I will be his number 1 defender 4ever unless he does something nasty. Because he is BEAUTIFUL and talented……..

[the-kipsabian]

i almost cried as ocs music hit im such a fucking mess rn

[msnova-scotia]

Oh yeah? Can the spirit of friendship drive you to the mall? Can the spirit of friendship drive you to the airport? The train station?

Can you and the spirit of friendship realize that trains are actually the way to go? Can the spirit of friendship drive you to the polls to vote for better public transportation? Maybe the spirit of friendship can drive you to the house of a gas company CEO or something, then you and the spirit of friendship can set it on fire to send a message

"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though

[dramatic-dolphin]

when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"

the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

[marfian]

So act 3 huh

[spiralfucker]

If I started a gofundme or something for top surgery would you guys kill me

[audinite]

ok..

[edgebug]

the thing that sucks most about Joanne Rowling being a terf is that she is actively hurting real life trans people every day.

the second worst thing about joanne being a terf is that the Harry Potter intellectual property is So Much Larger than her. look at the credits for just one of the harry potter movies. every single one of those people put YEARS of time and effort and dare i say love into those films. think of all the people involved in theme park design and operation who put together the wizarding world park lands and detailed them so lovingly and fully

and yet even though the intellectual property of harry potter is so much larger than joanne, she's poisoned the whole well

i feel so. so immensely sorry for every person involved in the harry potter ip who isn't jkr. doubly sorry for every trans person involved. it's fucking sad

[mutualcombat]

*bites ur scruff*

[full on twitter]