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Behold granite bees
#marble hornets#marble hornets art#creepypasta#crp#creepypasta art#hoodie#hoodie marble hornets#hoodie creepypasta#brian thomas#masky marble hornets#masky#masky creepypasta#tim wright#god I wish I was funny#art
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Sea monster au Eclipse; Aka ur pirate husband
#fnaf au#fnaf eclipse#fnaf sea monster au#sea monster and pirate#sea monster au#fnaf sb#doodles#sketches#pirate eclipse#sea monster reader#bones of a rabbit au#pirate husband#mans really said ‘my only love is the sea’ and straight up married a sea monster. iconic#also idk if I’m allowed to say it but. he’s prob fuckt the sea monster#what I’m saying is. he’s slept with th#he’s slept with the fish#he slept with th fishes#do u get it#god I wish I was funny
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The Dragon Ball franchise is my favorite Enemies-To-Lovers series.
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I'm gonna start sharing personal jokes and random screenshoot/ art.
dont hesitate to ask me for context or the artist from who i'm sharing art :D still getting used to how tmblr work
#post#i'm still discovering this#i dont have any more idea for a joke#i'm not making art myself btw#is a joke realy necessary ?#maybe not#maybe the absence of a joke is the best joke of them all#in the end#philosofi#god i wish i was funny
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i never knew there were men in the room for this, “that was tough” oh man they were not prepared XD
#theres probably nothing more terrifying or crushing for straight men#than to listen to women debate attractive male characters#only 10 seconds of the women talking and i feel like i’m there#god i wish i could hear more#funny videos#behind the scenes#disney#tangled#animation#animated#animated movies#male character#flynn rider#eugene fitzherbert#attractive#animated characters#3d animation#character design
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hozier songs are all "i wouldn't be here without black artists" "you should kill your boss" "i love ireland :(" "DO Y OU NEED A DOG. I CAN BARK"
#the range is so funny to me genuinely. here's a song about black artists. here's a song about the war machine. here's a love song#intermixed with observations that Shits Bad Out There but i love you :'). wish i could hear my countries language spoken more often but#no! colonialism took that! hhhey babe can y ou pull my hair. you can do anything pleas e#i love you (we're better than god) i love you (*bass drum thumping* I GIVE HEAD)
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vultures amirite?
og image below the cut
#vultures#vulture#how hungry#but i suppose in this case it's#how dead#birds#bird#meme#funny#god. putting the meme funny tags on my post killed me a little inside#anyway i found the image on pinterest thank you pinterest i love you#i wish i could give credit to the photographer though#so also curse you pinterest#for not having reliable image sources#birdblr#turkey vulture#i think?
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stardew valley marriage candidates
#stardew valley#oh dear god character tagging. ok here we go#sdv alex#sdv elliot#sdv harvey#sdv sam#sdv sebastian#sdv shane#sdv abigail#sdv emily#sdv haley#sdv leah#sdv maru#sdv penny#it's like memorising an entire homeroom class#I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW THEY'D TRANSLATE INTO MY STYLE#bros the concept of this town full of bisexuals that could want you is so funny#like I have mostly just been farming but it makes me laugh when I remember#ah yes. bisexual town#obv that's an umbrella term in this context and you're free to HC them whatever you wish#I just think bisexual town has so much potential for shenanigans
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REBLOG TO EXPLODE A TERF!!
#sjonnie.text#saw i rb'd a post from terrifying evil retched transphobe and need to right my wrongs#god i wish these absolute oxygen wasters could at least tag their shit so NORMAL PEOPLE DONT REBLOG IT#remember kids: unfortunately the worst people can be funny too 💀 and the way you right that wrong is by blocking the OP and making an#explode a terf post about it!!!!#text post#image post#NOT TERF SAFE#FUCK TERFS
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So Lucifer Morningstar, the fourth of the fallen, (retired) ruler of hell, the Devil himself, is a character in DC comics, appearing in the Sandman comics, his own solo run and various other comics
He is absurdly powerful
The thing is, Lucifer still has access to his Divine power, unlike other fallen angels, and is actually more powerful than other angels
What does this mean?
Lucifer was the guy that shaped the matter to create the stars, an ability he still has
Enter one Danny Fenton
“Omg(oh my ghost) I’m a HUGE FAN of your work”
Just Danny fangirling over the literal Devil because of stars and space
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc#writing#danny fenton#space nerd Danny#lucifer morningstar#writing prompt#I just think it’s really funny#I gotta say Danny isn’t anywhere near Lucifer’s level#the guy still has power to manipulate and reshape matter of gods creation however he wishes#also has power over souls and ghosts are souls ergo he has power over ghosts#the thing Lucifer really hates is humans blaming him for their own evil#‘the devil made me do it’
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I have been sketching. So much tma. Here's some expansions on my Jon and Martin designs I've been doing.
Another note I forgor to mention is I love how after hearing Simon go "it's enough to make your hair turn white" about Martin's office in s4 many of us collectively agreed his hair turned white because of his association with the Lonely. The shared consciousness is real and we use it to play hot potato with the communal brain cell dedicated to the sillies.
Closeup of apocalypse boyfriends (also to the person who said they love my s5 Jon's fancy white girl updo: I think about that every day)
#s5 Jon in his white girl era#whatever the fuck that means#I'm still not done w the archives cuz busy n stuff but Jon needs to let Martin know wtf goin on#God may work in mysterious ways but you do not have to. Communicate with your man please#my art#the magnus archives#tma fanart#tma#tma season 5#tma spoilers#jonathan sims#tma podcast#martin blackwood#tma jmart#jmart#jmart fanart#jonmartin#there's so much going on in these and I am not sorry welcome to my chaotic mind#hope y'all read the tags cuz I need to announce before I fully make my Jon character sheet that his favorite band is linkin park#it's so funny and just right#tbf linkin park goes hard I'm tired of pretending it doesnt#but come on he totally was totally an edgey prick when he was younger#and older. he hasnt changed huh#anygays he totally loves linkin park and type o negative and three days grace and green day and evanescence#georgie was a paramore girlie I just know it#wish gerry were here he and jon would jam to type o negative so much :( and jon could introduce him to this cold night :(((#ok enough byeeeee
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just thinking about erik making his house accessible on genosha
all the other mutants wondering why this tall guy made all his furniture low to the ground
they express their concerns about his back
then it all makes sense when he brings charles to live on genosha
“Oh he was just down bad this whole time”
bro looks like an egg. smooth ass dome
#god domestic cherik on genosha has me in a chokehold forreal#erik preparing in advance for his husband to move in#its funny he does this#and then goes ‘your always sorry charles and theres always a speech but nobody cares anymore’#crying i cant use commas in the tags#erik acting nonchalant infront of his friends#bro was about to go kill his stepdaughter#and then later he was just 😁🤗#‘whoops! silly me! wanna get married 😻😻’#GRAHSHSHAH#erik lehnsherr#charles xavier#cherik#x men#professor x#magneto#xmen dark phoenix#wish does not shut up#looking at erik in the gif and you can see the amount of love in his eyes#thank you michael fassbender WHAT#charles also down bad he can’t help falling for this man AGAIN
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"Katara has no sense of humor."
Katara, ironically, has a dry sense of humor. Just because it gets overshadowed by Sokka's funny antics and Toph's witty one liners doesn't mean she doesn't have one at all. Throughout the whole first season, she is constantly teasing and making fun of Sokka in a light hearted and loving way. In fact, one of the funniest lines in the show (in my opinion) comes from Katara when they were first visiting Omashu.
Aang, Katara, and Sokka trying to figure out Bumi's name. Sokka: I got it! Aang: Yeah? Sokka: He's an earthbender, right? Rocky! [man coughs] Sokka: You know, because of all the rocks Katara: We're gonna keep trying, but that is a good backup.
That line never fails to get a full belly laugh from me. Mae Whitman's delivery of that line is just sheer perfection lol
And when Zuko joins the group, he becomes the target for her teasing.
After Zuko utterly fails at telling Uncle Iroh's tea joke. Zuko: Well, it's funnier when Uncle tells it. Katara: Right. Maybe because he remembers the whole thing. [Everyone laughs]
Katara does have a sense of humor. It's just a little dry. So can we as a fandom stop pretending that she doesn't?
P.S. I don't care that her supposed "lack of humor" was lampshaded in 'Sokka's Master,' that was one episode, and it was wrong anyway. God as much as I like Book 3 I also hate it.
#katara#atla katara#pro katara#avatar the last airbender#atla#I've seen one too many people post about how she doesn't have a sense of humor#maybe she's not as funny as Sokka and Toph but that doesn't mean she's not funny at all#anyway I would die for her#when Zuko caught lightning for her I thought 'god I wish that were me' lmfao
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indian blorbos obtained u know what that means [hits them w desi memes lazer]
#gayatri singh#pavitr prabhakar#spiderverse#across the spiderverse#marvel#atsv spoilers#my art#god i wish they put the song in the movie it wouldve been so funny#sony listen . u still have a chance in the next movie-#do ppl even know this meme anymore akfjdkjgkd i saw one (1) person mention it online so far#excuse my hindi handwriting it . sure will look like that when i never write in it
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What do you mean the construction worker never used the construction buckle????
#kamen rider#kamen rider geats#kamen rider buffa#michinaga azuma#tokusatsu#fanart#artists on tumblr#i just came to that realization in my 2nd watch bc i completely forgot the powered builder buckle exists#but i also gotta mention that i noticed the 'set creation' when we have a creation god involved in plot lmao#gave him the gigantic blaster instead of a melee weapon for reasons such as: looks cooler lol#builder + zombie = rot and corrosion haha bigbrain.gif#trivia: for this piece i asked my friend which of two thumbs was the best composition#and his justification for this one was sth like 'he's serving'#thats prob gonna be my 2nd last art of the year - i have a secret santa and then the rest of the year i'll be busy w my moving#so yeah wishing you all happy holidays for those who celebrate!! <3#art recap this year will be funny with the sudden flood of buffas since july/august lkjhgfdfghjk
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