#god Damnit

[exis-j-harvey]

My boys been cute!

[usercelestial]

me: tommy and karen probably aren't gonna be in this episode

911: yeah tommy and karen aren't in this episode

me:

[venomous-qwille]

Little collab with @just-a-drawing-bean on last nights Magma in the gitm discord. It was a bit, I swear.

[imagine-shenanigans]

werewolf soap who was raised in a pack/healthy dynamics etc etc and is very very well versed in wolf life because hes got neices and nephews and he's got cousins who had partners turn... and he discovers freshly turned werewolf reader

maybe a victim of one of the enemies, but werewolves and creatures and such are still largely hidden from the public eye so he scoops reader up and reader imprints on him without realizjng it but Soap just knows. Immediately uses all his knowledge to make it worse, make reader more dependent on him, his poor sweet pup :( Doesn't know anything about the world. No matter he'll teach them :)

And reader KNOWS something is wrong but the wires in their brain from not being helped by a sire and imprinting on Soap are all crossed and mangled in the early stages of their transformation. Most wolves nowadays are born into it, because it takes a signifcant effort to turn someone (not just a bite in this case. I'm imagining like. exchange of blood of varying amounts but typically a couple cups worth at least bc lycanthropy tends to be blood-bound like vampirism) so his poor baby is just so confused and distraught, all sickly and needy and confused :(

He's more than happy to help of course, and poor reader KNOWS that Soap isn't being normal about it, some gut instinct says this can't be right, and he's way too into this, but they also didn't know werewolves were real until like. a week ago when some douchebag kidnapped them.

So reader is trying to be understanding but can't because they're also feverish and the longer the month goes on the worse it gets as they get closer to becoming an actual werewolf.

By the time reader has any inclination that Soap has been treating them like a mate, not even courting, jsut straight into it, it's FAR too late for them, his metaphorical and literal jaws have snapped around their neck and he's never letting them go.

and if we're throwing a lil ghoap x reader into it, ghost as a vampire or some other creature who also knows jack shit abt werewolves other than Johnny (who is a bad example and has also been taking advantage of his ignorance to press Ghost's boundaries until Ghost asserts dominance. Soap swears one day he'll win, even if it means losing. Ghost thinks it's cute but narrows his eyes at Johnny anyway.)

And Soap is using this cute, disoriented civillian who he's got on him at all times to brush right past Ghost's boundaries because rhwy were ALL given the order to keep an eye on them. So Soap just walks up to Ghost and tucks reader into his arms with a blanket wrapped around them and presses reader's nose to Ghost's pulse point so they'll get used to his scent. Says soemthing about training recruits, and Ghost thinks its awfully cute the way reader sniffs so curiously like a new puppy at him, memorizing his scent. Thinks the smug way Soap looks when Ghost lets reader sleep on his chest is cute too, but instead of coddling Soap like he does reader a bit, Ghost wants to make Soap beg for forgiveness, the man grinding up into the sole of his boot desperately.

Ghost just snorts and says "Pushing it, MacTavish." and continues to let reader sleep on his chest, aware only that Soap is up to soemthing but hasn't quite figured out what yet. (He's not up to that chapter in the book about werewolves he's been reading, but Ghost decides he'll put in extra time later.)

Meanwhile poor reader who is literally in constant pain/feeling sick/etc is now undergoing a significantly more painful process of imprinting on TWO people, and the poor wires in their brain are so jumbled they'll never escape (which is what Soap wants)

[abstract-ostrich]

augh. One last drawing. Ough. How am I supposed to recover from this

[thatoneandlonelyemo2005]

you don't know how much this means to me

[taintandviolent]

WHY THE FUCK NOT

[deathnguts]

‘Bartylus is toxic because they fight all the time’ Bartylus is toxic because they never fight! They are allergic to ever bringing up their issues with one another ever! They think that therapy and baring your feelings is weak! They are terrified of upsetting the other and having them leave them that they never fucking fight!

[mealbits]

^sum kinda bugs i found under a rock

[chaotic-mystery]

okay but what about a jealous dbf!joel with prompts #2: “I’m not sharing you with anybody. You’re mine, and mine only, and I’m going to make you remember that.” and #124: “Look at your reflection. Look at how gorgeous you are. So fucking gorgeous when I’m fucking you like this. So pretty for me, and only for me.”

Do your worst🩶

“Why are you flirtin’ with that prick? No wonder he won’t leave you alone. Jesus Christ, just ignore him” Joel growled at you and swung his bar stool forward, finishing his whiskey and coke. “There’s nothing wrong with free drinks, baby. Besides, if I’m leaving with you, why are you so worked up?” You teased and kissed his cheek before taking a sip of your drink.

His callused hand grabbed your arm and pulled you off the bar stool, walking you to the bathroom. He shoved the door open, and tossed you in front of him against the sink, and closed the door quickly. “Since you seem to forget, little lady, let me tell you somethin’. I’m not fuckin sharin’ you with anybody, you’re mine and mine only. I’ll make you remember that, don’t worry.” He snarled and before you could retort, he was behind you, bending you over the sink and yanking your panties down from under your dress.

“Stay still for me sweetheart, be a good girl for me.” He positioned his hard cock at your soaking entrance, slowly putting the tip inside, teasing you. “Joel, baby please I need you. I need your huge cock inside me.” You whined and wiggled your ass against him as you gripped the sink. Without warning, he shoved the entire thing inside you, growling as he felt you squeeze around his cock. “Yeah, you like that huh baby? That tight little pussy just wrapped around me- fuckkk” he was getting louder and your whines echoed off the dimly lit walls. The sound of his balls smacking against your pussy mixed delightfully with your moans and his grunting. Joel grabbed a fistful of your hair, yanking your head up to look at the reflection of you both in the mirror.

“Look at your reflection, baby doll. Look how gorgeous you are bent over this damn sink. So fuckin gorgeous when I’m fuckin you like this, sweetheart” he says through gritted teeth, brushing your hair out of your eyes, regathering it in his hand. He tightens his grip, pulling harder as he pounds deeper into you. Your brows furrow as you moan his name louder and louder with each pump inside you. “So pretty for me, and only for me, bunny.”

Smut prompt list

[trashwithvariety]

I told myself I wasn't going to listen to Hozier while reading Hannigram fic because I was saving my Hozier associations for Emmrook...

I've made a terrible mistake because now every song in Unreal Unearth Unending is Hannigram coded

It's like they knew I started moving on to something else and latched on even harder. Toxic ass murder couple... I love them sm ;~;

[skeletoninthemelonland]

: continues to reblog springtrap variants while being shamed 🫵

ENOOUUUUGHHJJJ !!!!!!!

[l-alan-l]

Praying actually begging on my knees hands thrown into the sky that they did not kill off my man Raka 

[johnny-but-emo]

He has problems and issues

[chiwhorei]

I am in heat idk what’s happening I want to be impregnated I want to have a BABY (we don’t want kids but a few times a year I have this crazy desire to be fucking INSEMINATED)

[cranberryspringart]

Back to the orc argument thing, for people that put "no fucking creeps" in their bio yall are acting like some creeps not only okaying but defending the sexualization of , and I'm getting tired of stating this, A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD.