#STUPID OLD MEN
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I constantly think they can give us the friendly fucking sparring to make those headcanons come true BUT THEY INSIST THEY NEED TO FIGHT TO KNOW WHO IS THE STUPID TOP IN THIS RELATIONSHIP AGAIN
#lawrusso#i'm fucking done#6 seasons man#i may give up#johnny lawrence#daniel larusso#fuck#cobra kai#stupid old men#stupid karate show#hear me out#🗣🗣🗣🗣
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“I DONT NEED ANOTHER FANDOM” I say as I log onto tumblr and see a cool looking ship that is shaped the same as my others and trying to kill each other
#jayvik#this is YOUR fault#you evil evil gays#I HOPE your divorce is messy#might watch the show now >:(#I know there’s lesbians so I might legally have to#GOD DAMNIT#STUPID OLD MEN#(and cool looking girls)#(they look so badass - those tall women)#(I’m not gay tho)#(im NOT)#arcane
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He’s yapping again someone get his ass
#my oc#digital art#original character#my art#oc#ship art#stupid old men#tagging this as yaoi would be so funny#I won’t though#👁️👁️
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“He wants me so bad he just doesn’t know it yet” -Bill Cipher probably
#artists on tumblr#billford#the book of bill#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#I want to draw angst so bad but I keep getting these stupid ideas that I need to put on paper#toxic old men yaoi#Bruno mars anyone
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gosh i love being a gen z victim of childhood unrestricted internet access💖
#bd/sm kink#daddy k!nk#age g@p#abuse k1nk#bimboification#cnc r@pe#cnc free use#daddy's good girl#cnc kidnapping#dumbification#abuse me pls#pain slvt#stupid slvt#needy wh0re#r@petoy#i love old men
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give me some whiskey and ill draw The Most Thing i can come up with
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#xmen#xmen comics#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#professor x#magneto#erik magnus lehnsherr#max eisenhardt#snap sketches#this wasnt the personal thing i wanted to draw this weekend but it has been on the back burner for a while so. it counts !!!!!!#i did sketch this last night. MODERATELY hammered and the final comic is Just A Tad diff from the sketch im wheezing#just in terms of angles but still thats huge to me#CHAT everyone knew i was gonna draw SOMETHING as soon as i saw those tentacles#however i flipped the script on you all. probably. idk SOMEONE prob assumed i woulda had magneto use them#but how the turn tables .... have turned. this is so stupid JVLKJVLA if this gets 5k on twitter ill do a charles ver MAYBE.#welcome back to my ongoing series of These Old Men Will Make Their Weird Love Affair Everyones Problem#i have an exam in the morning i need to stop this#ill have to this week like Truly but still VJELRKVJE I GOTTAAAA STOPPP DRAWIN THIS LATE#anyways. please enjoy this is so dumb but i got to try drawing charles' powers in effect so thats nice#i should do a study of that one day ... not anyday soon LMAO GOD moving on goodnight everyone !!
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Have some meme redraws of the radioactive old man yaoi ft. my Human Bill design again‼️
Click for Quality!
#trigger warning gross old men kissing#tbh I don’t draw them looking old enough….#I’m really unused to drawing older folk. gotta get better at that.#also I’m not sorry for drawing my human bill design again I will do it more because he brings me joy#now if you’ll excuse me I have to finish reading the Book of Bill because I was too busy touching grass yesterday with family to sit holed#up in my room with my decoder keys and stupid Book of Bill-related notes collection#aria draws#digital art#digital drawing#fanart#shitpost#meme redraw#billford#bill cipher#ford pines#stanford pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#gravity falls#grunkle ford#toxic old man yaoi#I want to kill these guys with hammers and knives
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I hope the warning works because I don't know how to do it on tumblr
Some time ago, my friends and I discussed an AU (?) where Starscream could attend Megatron's performances as a gladiator in his youth, but I only got around to it now. Oh yeah, the violent middle aged thug and his two non cis fans (one will later become his husband and the second will become something like an adopted son)
Note: Megatron's mouth is bleeding because he bit someone's ear off, not because his teeth were knocked out. I think that's an important clarification, yeah
My commissions :]
#i love old men#old men yaoi#implied i think#in future#tfp#transformers#transformers fanart#tfp fanart#humanformers#starscream#megatron#megastar#soundwave#tfp starscream#tfp megatron#tfp megastar#tfp soundwave#i hate young starscream his stupid face here ah
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army dreamers
#theyre so in love it makes them both look stupid#cough shout out to giddlygoat whose fiddleford and ford art loosely inspired these sketches go follow him#he draws old men in love SO well and i couldn't stop thinking about it okay#hatake kakashi#kakashi hatake#kakashi fanart#kakashi ninken#maito gai#might guy#kakagai#kakagai fanart#kakashi x gai#gai x kakashi#naruto#naruto fanart#naruto shippuden#naruto shippuden fanart#digital art#artists on tumblr#rebisrot
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they're so cute frfr
#thank god for Canva tbh#tater actually made something#again#gorillaz#murdoc#murdoc niccals#2d#stu pot#2d gorillaz#stupid post#text post meme#2doc#i love these stupid old men#they're so toxic#it's tragic#i'm supposed to be cleaning my house and i got halfway done and decided to test my new wireless keyboard#by getting on tumblr for a sec#it works great#but then i saw a deadpool/wolverine post using these texts and#obviously my gorillaz brainrot is real#and pervasive#because here i am#back on my bullshit#and i still need to finish the dishes bro
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regretfully stupid things Mabel Mora has done
I make this list with all the love in the world for Mabel, but girl, please, if something happens to you your 70 year old besties are going to have heart attacks!!!
Confront an angry cop, one who wants to put her behind bars, in his own gym
walk around closed Coney Island for clues about a literal murderer alone, leaving Theo (WHO WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO HEAR HER IF SHE SCREAMED) outside
Upon finding out (s4e9 spoilers!!) that Marshall had some involvement in the murders, immediately confronts him, leaving her phone next to him, alone in her apartment, with no weapon
attempt to invoke squatter’s rights in an apartment where there might have been a murder and/or a murderer living in either that exact apartment or neighboring it (for the record I support her in doing this one tbh)
numerous attempts to confront suspects in a way that could make them angry and lash out with no plan of escape (tbf this is a group issue)
(This is her and Oliver’s fault) Investigate a grave robber’s lab with Oliver WITHOUT HAVING SOMEONE ON LOOKOUT DUTY
Mabel, I love you, but please. Either carry pepper spray or always have one or both of your friends with you at all times I’m worried for your safety
#Mabel mora i love you so much but please#you’re scaring me and the old men#Omitb#omitb spoilers#only murders in the building#mabel mora#theo dimas#i should make one of these for the guys. They’ve made stupid decisions too#Sitcoms#oliver putnam#charles haden savage#omitb season 4#only murders season 4
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Anthems For a Thirty Year Old Man😓
#billford#artists on tumblr#gravity falls#stanford pines#the book of bill#bill cipher#I hate this stupid man in love#toxic old men yaoi#I don’t do anything in this fandom but cry#anthems for a seventeen year old girl is a BANGER
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it’s so sad how cold it is. how will people know i’m a slut if i have to wear sweaters and coats? hmph. stupid winter.
#bd/sm kink#daddy k!nk#age g@p#i love old men#bimboification#abuse k1nk#abuse me pls#cnc free use#cnc r@pe#r@petoy#daddy's good girl#dumbification#stupid slvt#needy wh0re#owned sub
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Short circuit
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 engineer#tf2 spy#engiespy#practical espionage#napoleon complex#17 hours of my time for these stupid old men#gay guy and and a French guy call that a faguette#my art
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I love the idea of Dipper and Mabel being so suspicious of Stancest but always being wrong in their conluscions.
Like, Stanley and Stanford leaving in the middle of the night when they think the twins are sleeping and don't come back till an hour or two, usually very happy and sometimes disheveled. Mabel is the first to notice when she wakes up from the car leaving the driveway but falls back to sleep almost immediately. She tells Dipper in the morning, who writes it off as some old man thing, but they keep catching it at random times. Dipper and Mabel end up confronting them about it and the Stans think they've been found, only for Mabel and Dipper to accuse them of going on night time adventures without them. Mabel specially believes they are also going to ice cream afterwards. (Stan and Ford leave at night to drive to a town over and park at their version of make out mountain and get into some hankey pankey. They do this to make sure they don't get caught by the twins and because making out in a car makes them feel like teenagers again.)
Another time, Dipper and Mabel catch on to an increasing amount of lovey dovey sickening pet names that Stan and Ford use on each other. It's always at random and always elicits some kind of glare and blush from the other. Dipper categories them all up, which names gets which response, how often each one is used, where they use it, what are they doing. Mabel puts the pet names on a Love Dovey scale ("Yes, Dipper, Baby goes above Honey, everyone knows that!") When they confront the Stans, who believe they have actually been found out this time, they reveal their findings. They believe that they are teasing each other in some secret code and each nickname is associated with some kind of failed romantic story, one that the other is embarrassed about. Mabel demands to hear the backstories to the pet names while Dipper wants to know where this teasing originated from. (Stan and Ford just got overly mushy on the ship and decided to kick cringe out of their lives and live it to the fullest. Ford likes using Beloved, My Love, Darling while Stan likes using Sweetheart/Sweetie, Doll/Dollface, Honey. However, they do use Baby to tease each other, though it is still a pet name,)
Then there's the horrible, god awful moment where the Stan Twins truly, honestly, terrifyingly believed they got found out. Mabel and Dipper to yelling at them, demanding answers, screaming at them, "How could you, you're brothers!" Both of them red in the face, angry and hurt. The Stans feel so sick about it, thinking they hid it so well and now they were going to lose everything. However, that feeling breaks when the twins reveal that they believe that Ford and Stan are still fighting, physically fighting. Dipper points out that sometimes one of them is hurting more than normal, usually after they all go to bed, and it's hard for them to walk. Mabel says she's even heard them yelling at each other and is in tears at the idea of her Grunkles fighting and hurting one another. Stan rectifies the situation immediately, telling the kids that they caught them red handed. They were fighting, consensually. He tells them that Ford wanting some old Boxing lessons and that the best time to do them is at night so he can focus and not accidently hurt one of them if he lost control of his swing. He also knew how much it hurt the twins to see them fight, so they thought it was better to hide it from them, but he says that he was wrong. The twins take this for what it is and spend the rest of the day asking to see them practice, which the Stans do happily. (They were boinking. Ford's a bottom.)
I love them so much. It's going to be a *10 years later* Dipper with a spoon of cereal half way into his mouth and Mabel dipping her pancakes in syrup. "It wasn't boxing lessons."
#stancest#they are so stupid#i love them so much#ford and stan trying to be good grunkles to the kids#gotta hide the incest the kids are home#old men in love and trying everything to stay hidden#dipper and mabel are going have a thousand yard stare once they realize#idk if it would be funnier if stan and ford are dead by this point or if theyre still fully alive and together when they realize
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here's a wip of peter b tryna rizz up miguel (its working)
#miguel probably: i can't NOT fuck this idiot#i love these gay ass old men it makes me look stupid#peter b parker#miguel o'hara#spider man#spider man 2099#petermiguel? spiderdads?#spiderdads#peter x miguel#peter b parker x miguel o'hara#spiderverse#across the spiderverse#wip#my art
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