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forgive me father for i have sexualized an older man

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CONCLAVE, 2024 | Ralph Fiennes  as Cardinal Lawrence

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my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothes

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*trying to say i like a fictional character* yeah he activates my predator animal drive

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"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

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nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out

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Forgot that not everyone is a freak on a daily basis and got reality checked by my friend group

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CONCLAVE (2024) dir. Edward Berger

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he has that sadness in his eyes you only see in eastern european gay porn and/or captains of doomed polar expeditions

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Conclave (2024) dir. Edward Berger

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Girl can you chill for a moment 😭

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we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

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Save me

Save me catholic yaoi

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Bertie showing Jeeves the latest Auntly correspondence: "chat how do we feel about this?"

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cardinal bellini beating up cardinal tedesco with the progress flag idk

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ralph fiennes in every other scene of conclave: i want to quit my job so bad. will you please let me quit my job

everyone else: you want to be pope so bad it makes you look stupid