#gobbler speaks

[spitgobbler]

spit gobbler comeback era

[gaysie]

s3 finale of black sails is so insane flint and silver having that firelit chat speaking in like hannibalesque levels of poetry to each other where flint comes out to him which he had no reason to do like he could have explained about why he left england without including that he likes dick but he really felt it was relevant and silver’s like yeah yeah i don’t care that you’re a cock gobbler but i DO think there’s something supernaturally dark within you that leads to the ruin of everyone close to you. also this crew is so rapturously enthralled by me and desperate for my approval that they will do whatever i ask. and then meanwhile billy is on nassau like guys the only way to win this propaganda war is to start writing RPF about silver. seriously this man’s pussy needs to be studied

[dungeon-strugglers]

✨New item!✨ Cannibal’s Cutlery Wondrous item, uncommon

You can extract knowledge from the food you eat while using this cutlery. As an action while eating the flesh of a creature, you can telepathically ask the creature one question as if you cast the speak with dead spell. The response appears visually and audibly in your mind. This property can only be used to extract information from a creature once. Additionally, you have advantage on any check to deduce knowledge about a creature’s lived experience whose flesh you have consumed.

Curse. If you eat the flesh of a humanoid with this cutlery, you become cursed with an insatiable hunger for humanoid meat. You gain one level of exhaustion for every 3 days that pass without eating humanoid meat. This exhaustion can only be removed by eating 1 lb of humanoid flesh, which removes all levels of exhaustion. If this curse is lifted, the exhaustion is removed as well.

The handles of this fork and knife were shaped from the bones of a ghoul, the steel components were smelted from iron extracted entirely from human blood, and the set was enchanted with the power of the gobblers, vulture-like beings that extract knowledge from the dead by consuming their flesh. - 🖌🎨 Like our work? Consider supporting us on Patreon and gain access to the hi-resolution art for over 180 magic items, item cards and card packs, beautiful creature art and stat blocks, and setting pdfs with narrative hooks and unique lore!🧙‍♂️ Thank you so much for your support! 💖

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[urapunk]

bryce montrose headcanons? and if you ship him with chad, hcs for their ship as well ?

i dont know literally anything about bryce but im gonna try

Bryce Montrose & Chad Morris HCs!

Some are about Bryce singularly, some are about Chad singularly.

Bryce loves debating. He loves making up valid arguments and having the exhilerating feeling of being correct. Bullworth once had a debate team but after like 3 months everyone in it left except for Bryce and... Gord for some reason? I HC he likes debate too. Chad loves to support this, to give him topics for him to write on.

Speaking of writing, bryce loves writing ANYTHING. He writes like he talks, fancy words sprinkled in with a bit of 'like, uh' unless the paper is supposed to be professional.

Grape Soda Gobbler. He LOVES grape soda to no end, and would probably sell his friends on the conditions he gets an endless supply. He just likes grape soda... And only he likes grape soda. He and 3 other folks at bullworth, ew. Special mention; cherry coke. The preps love cherry coke, but nobody loves it more than derby.

Has an odd love for board games. He will rip you apart in Monopoly or Sorry, just becaude he can. He loves to ask chad id they can play a board game because it's just fun. And chad usually complies, modtly because when it comes to bryce he think son thing and one thing only. 'Whatever you say beautiful'

Chad LOVES Lesley Gore. His head'll be totally gone while he's humming Little Girl Go Home. He also adores other 1960/50s artists, like Paul Anka or A LITTLE bit of Johnny Cash. He thinks his music is pauper music.

Chad cannot stand the winter. He hated the cold, hates how his feet feel like ice cubes and mint gum when he walks, and how his lips get more chapped in the winter. Also, nobody likes a stuffy nose.

Bryce likes to help with his hate of the cold, they are certified cuddlebugs your honor.

Chad cant eat without something distracting him sometimes. He just cant, it's boring like that. He's like the 2006 version of an ipad kid, just always infront of the TV in his spare.

Chad loves Purple. His silk sheets? Purple. Journals and notebooks? Purple. PENS? PURPLE! His first car would be purple too, maybe with gold colored accents. His car would be expensive is what I'm saying.

They dont like to he seperated. Bryce likes knowing that chad is there so he could smush his cheek against chads shoulder, or hold him and sway with his face buried in the collar of chads polo. They hook pinkies when they're sitting in class all focused because bryce never wants to stop touching chad.

Chad's face flushes insanely. It only shows up as a slight blush on his skin but trust me, he's redder than a tomato in lipstick. Bryce always gets worried when he feels chads face is insanely warm.

Chad once threw a tennis ball into a bush of flowers for chester to return with.. A sloppery half attempt at a wedding photo worthy moment and bouquet, but Bryce got the idea and nearly melted. It was adorable.

Bryce loves to buy things. Small, or big, if chad wants it he gets it. He mentioned a particular scent? Bryce searched for hours to find it. He's dedicated and its adorable, especially when it's just something small like a specific flavor of lip balm or a discontinued drink he likes.

Bryce loves Chad's dog Chester. He cant stand when the slobbery little animal looks at him. He goes straight to scratch attacking his body before behind the ears and chin. If chester is laying down Bryce will sit criss cross beside him and rub his tummy like he needs to make electricity with the friction.

<3

(i was wondering why i wasnt getting anyone to interact then i realized I FORGOT TAGS. I DIDNT ADD ANY TAGS THE FIRST TIME.)

(Chads favorite Lesley Gore song. vvv)

[bil-daddy]

This is not an ask.

I have exploded.

I have seriously one follower and its Crowley. How great is that! I'm Satan's favorite right!

Also I don't need obstetrics but I do need shoes. High heeled ones. Can I place an order?

You have given me the inspirtaion to start posting GO stuff on my blog again. I delted evrything at one point but I'm back baby.

Say Hi to @mrazfellco ! Tell him I love him (platonically).

I'd have an ox rib (platonically) but I'm a vegan. Got anything else to offer!

Can't speak for Satan. Don't know him. I'm a normal human who's definitely not a demon.

But I am a shoemaker, so you can send me your shoe orders anytime. What color heels do you want? Wedge or stilettos? How many inches? (the more inches the better, in my professional opinion as a gobbler--I mean cobbler)

Hey @mrazfellco, @nastasya--filippovna says hi (platonic) and she loves you (platonic)

Don't worry, Bildaddy offers vegan options. Have a broccoli (platonic)

[brambleandbrush]

2023.11.20

Breakfast (not pictured) was a banana meal shake from Huel with one of their Daily Greens drinks. We ordered a bunch of this stuff in the summer and while it tastes good, it doesn’t spark joy so to speak. So I’m going to try to get through it so we can get some shelf space back. Lunch was half of a Turkey gobbler wrap from Trader Joe’s, cherry tomatoes, and a banana. Had Greek yogurt toppers with cranberry curd and pomegranate arils. Dinner was the last of the chicken and wild rice soup. Exercise wise got a 30 min walk in and worked my legs and core tonight. I need to find some better core workouts that allow me to work my lower abs without my lower back doing all of the work.

[commaclear]

im so silly, im so goofy. im gonna collapse appa, im like, colapsing as we speak, oh no. shit, yeah no, im not getting up from here its cozy please bring me apple slices, yeah, the green ones

pleaseeee im soooo distraught after the last chapter cmon. wtf no I won't eat any old apple I need it SLICED. in BOATS. and some apple juice too, I get dehydrated, you know? oh also bring me qaas skin cream I need it for gobbler the salamander 2.8. version 2.7 was weak but I have high hopes for this one, I mean look at those eyes, so haunted.

anyways bring me my apple slices please

thank you in advance -ÆÆ

*gives you a juice box* I only got honeycrisp apples at the store, do you still want apple slices? I have baby carrots too, or I could make you some ants on a log

[dykepuffs]

Oh man, the Gyptians in that are one of my favourite not-quite-Gypsies in fiction!

I think because the world they're in is so clearly c20th England but with changes, they feel sort of "right" - being in an undrained version of the Fens, so having what in the real world is a horse culture instead being a boat culture, having that sense of there being people in the community who everyone knows and looks up to, and the way that things work communally, is great.

More dark part of the answer going under the cut because it talks about kidnapping and abuse by the state...

And then the bits with the Gobblers is almost too real - So in the real world, for much of the 20th century (from the late 19th century up to the middle of the 1970s), Gypsy Traveller, Nawken, Mincéir and Romany children especially from Scotland (as part of the Tinker Experiments - Also if you ever want to depress yourself, look up Wolfgang Abel, the Nazi who was invited to Scotland in 1938 to advise on how to "Solve the Tinker problem") but also from England, Wales and Northern Ireland were often kidnapped from their families- Either via hospitals or gaols and borstals, or just picked up off the side of the road - and deported to Canada to be "assimilated and given work"

This translated to them spending years in "boarding schools" like the one ran by the Quarriers at Fairknowe Ontario, where many of them died and were buried in mass graves, but the survivors would be sold to white farmers "for work" - predictably, many of the interviewed survivors recount not only being worked relentlessly and treated like animals, but often also sexually abused.

The charities involved - The Quarriers Homes and Barnardos (The same Barnardos as you will still see on the high street now, marketing themselves as the saviours of children)- still haven't apologised, and nor have the British or Canadian states.

Children, mostly in their teens but many of them even younger, dragged away from their families, sent to a foreign country where they were forbidden from wearing their own clothes or speaking their own language, and given to white families as indentured servants, with the goal being both to break their ties to their own culture, and also to end the transmission of their culture in their home country, by depressing and disrupting their parents and siblings' lives. The stolen children would often be told that their parents didn't want them. The parents would often be told that the children were dead, or were in custody for some unnamed crime.

The Golden Compass/Northern Lights was the only time I've ever seen that ongoing tragedy talked about even obliquely in fiction.

How Do I Make My Fictional Gypsies Not Racist?

(Or, "You can't, sorry, but…")

You want to include some Gypsies in your fantasy setting. Or, you need someone for your main characters to meet, who is an outsider in the eyes of the locals, but who already lives here. Or you need a culture in conflict with your settled people, or who have just arrived out of nowhere. Or, you just like the idea of campfires in the forest and voices raised in song. And you’re about to step straight into a muckpile of cliches and, accidentally, write something racist.

(In this, I am mostly using Gypsy as an endonym of Romany people, who are a subset of the Romani people, alongside Roma, Sinti, Gitano, Romanisael, Kale, etc, but also in the theory of "Gypsying" as proposed by Lex and Percy H, where Romani people are treated with a particular mix of orientalism, criminalisation, racialisation, and othering, that creates "The Gypsy" out of both nomadic peoples as a whole and people with Romani heritage and racialised physical features, languages, and cultural markers)

Enough of my friends play TTRPGs or write fantasy stories that this question comes up a lot - They mention Dungeons and Dragons’ Curse Of Strahd, World Of Darkness’s Gypsies, World Of Darkness’s Ravnos, World of Darkness’s Silent Striders… And they roll their eyes and say “These are all terrible! But how can I do it, you know, without it being racist?”

And their eyes are big and sad and ever so hopeful that I will tell them the secret of how to take the Roma of the real world and place them in a fictional one, whilst both appealing to gorjer stereotypes of Gypsies and not adding to the weight of stereotyping that already crushes us. So, disappointingly, there is no secret.

Gypsies, like every other real-world culture, exist as we do today because of interactions with cultures and geography around us: The living waggon, probably the archetypal thing which gorjer writers want to include in their portrayals of nomads, is a relatively modern invention - Most likely French, and adopted from French Showmen by Romanies, who brought it to Britain. So already, that’s a tradition that only spans a small amount of the time that Gypsies have existed, and only a small number of the full breadth of Romani ways of living. But the reasons that the waggon is what it is are based on the real world - The wheels are tall and iron-rimmed, because although you expect to travel on cobbled, tarmac, or packed-earth roads and for comparatively short distances, it wasn’t rare to have to ford a river in Britain in the late nineteenth century, on country roads. They were drawn by a single horse, and the shape of that horse was determined by a mixture of local breeds - Welsh cobs, fell ponies, various draft breeds - as well as by the aesthetic tastes of the breeders. The stove inside is on the left, so that as you move down a British road, the chimney sticks up into the part where there will be the least overhanging branches, to reduce the chance of hitting it.

So taking a fictional setting that looks like (for example) thirteenth century China (with dragons), and placing a nineteenth century Romanichal family in it will inevitably result in some racist assumptions being made, as the answer to “Why does this culture do this?” becomes “They just do it because I want them to” rather than having a consistent internal logic.

Some stereotypes will always follow nomads - They appear in different forms in different cultures, but they always arise from the settled people's same fears: That the nomads don't share their values, and are fundamentally strangers. Common ones are that we have a secret language to fool outsiders with, that we steal children and disguise them as our own, that our sexual morals are shocking (This one has flipped in the last half century - From the Gypsy Lore Society's talk of the lascivious Romni seductress who will lie with a strange man for a night after a 'gypsy wedding', to today's frenzied talk of 'grabbing' and sexually-conservative early marriages to ensure virginity), that we are supernatural in some way, and that we are more like animals than humans. These are tropes where if you want to address them, you will have to address them as libels - there is no way to casually write a baby-stealing, magical succubus nomad without it backfiring onto real life Roma. (The kind of person who has the skills to write these tropes well, is not the kind of person who is reading this guide.)

It’s too easy to say a list of prescriptive “Do nots”, which might stop you from making the most common pitfalls, but which can end up with your nomads being slightly flat as you dance around the topics that you’re trying to avoid, rather than being a rich culture that feels real in your world.

So, here are some questions to ask, to create your nomadic people, so that they will have a distinctive culture of their own that may (or may not) look anything like real-world Romani people: These aren't the only questions, but they're good starting points to think about before you make anything concrete, and they will hopefully inspire you to ask MORE questions.

First - Why are they nomadic? Nobody moves just to feel the wind in their hair and see a new horizon every morning, no matter what the inspirational poster says. Are they transhumant herders who pay a small rent to graze their flock on the local lord’s land? Are they following migratory herds across common land, being moved on by the cycle of the seasons and the movement of their animals? Are they seasonal workers who follow man-made cycles of labour: Harvests, fairs, religious festivals? Are they refugees fleeing a recent conflict, who will pass through this area and never return? Are they on a regular pilgrimage? Do they travel within the same area predictably, or is their movement governed by something that is hard to predict? How do they see their own movements - Do they think of themselves as being pushed along by some external force, or as choosing to travel? Will they work for and with outsiders, either as employees or as partners, or do they aim to be fully self-sufficient? What other jobs do they do - Their whole society won’t all be involved in one industry, what do their children, elderly, disabled people do with their time, and is it “work”?

If they are totally isolationist - How do they produce the things which need a complex supply chain or large facilities to make? How do they view artefacts from outsiders which come into their possession - Things which have been made with technology that they can’t produce for themselves? (This doesn’t need to be anything about quality of goods, only about complexity - A violin can be made by one artisan working with hand tools, wood, gut and shellac, but an accordion needs presses to make reeds, metal lathes to make screws, complex organic chemistry to make celluloid lacquer, vulcanised rubber, and a thousand other components)

How do they feel about outsiders? How do they buy and sell to outsiders? If it’s seen as taboo, do they do it anyway? Do they speak the same language as the nearby settled people (With what kind of fluency, or bilingualism, or dialect)? Do they intermarry, and how is that viewed when it happens? What stories does this culture tell about why they are a separate people to the nearby settled people? Are those stories true? Do they have a notional “homeland” and do they intend to go there? If so, is it a real place?

What gorjers think of as classic "Gipsy music" is a product of our real-world situation. Guitar from Spain, accordions from the Soviet Union (Which needed modern machining and factories to produce and make accessible to people who weren't rich- and which were in turn encouraged by Soviet authorities preferring the standardised and modern accordion to the folk traditions of the indigenous peoples within the bloc), brass from Western classical traditions, via Balkan folk music, influences from klezmer and jazz and bhangra and polka and our own music traditions (And we influence them too). What are your people's musical influences? Do they make their own instruments or buy them from settled people? How many musical traditions do they have, and what are they all for (Weddings, funerals, storytelling, campfire songs, entertainment...)? Do they have professional musicians, and if so, how do those musicians earn money? Are instrument makers professionals, or do they use improvised and easy-to-make instruments like willow whistles, spoons, washtubs, etc? (Of course the answer can be "A bit of both")

If you're thinking about jobs - How do they work? Are they employed by settled people (How do they feel about them?) Are they self employed but providing services/goods to the settled people? Are they mostly avoidant of settled people other than to buy things that they can't produce themselves? Are they totally isolationist? Is their work mostly subsistence, or do they create a surplus to sell to outsiders? How do they interact with other workers nearby? Who works, and how- Are there 'family businesses', apprentices, children with part time work? Is it considered 'a job' or just part of their way of life? How do they educate their children, and is that considered 'work'? How old are children when they are considered adult, and what markers confer adulthood? What is considered a rite of passage?

When they travel, how do they do it? Do they share ownership of beasts of burden, or each individually have "their horse"? Do families stick together or try to spread out? How does a child begin to live apart from their family, or start their own family? Are their dwellings something that they take with them, or do they find places to stay or build temporary shelter with disposable material? Who shares a dwelling and why? What do they do for privacy, and what do they think privacy is for?

If you're thinking about food - Do they hunt? Herd? Forage? Buy or trade from settled people? Do they travel between places where they've sown crops or managed wildstock in previous years, so that when they arrive there is food already seeded in the landscape? How do they feel about buying food from settled people, and is that common? If it's frowned upon - How much do people do it anyway? How do they preserve food for winter? How much food do they carry with them, compared to how much they plan to buy or forage at their destinations? How is food shared- Communal stores, personal ownership?

Why are they a "separate people" to the settled people? What is their creation myth? Why do they believe that they are nomadic and the other people are settled, and is it correct? Do they look different? Are there legal restrictions on them settling? Are there legal restrictions on them intermixing? Are there cultural reasons why they are a separate people? Where did those reasons come from? How long have they been travelling? How long do they think they've been travelling? Where did they come from? Do they travel mostly within one area and return to the same sites predictably, or are they going to move on again soon and never come back?

And then within that - What about the members of their society who are "unusual" in some way: How does their society treat disabled people? (are they considered disabled, do they have that distinction and how is it applied?) How does their society treat LGBT+ people? What happens to someone who doesn't get married and has no children? What happens to someone who 'leaves'? What happens to young widows and widowers? What happens if someone just 'can't fit in'? What happens to someone who is adopted or married in? What happens to people who are mixed race, and in a fantasy setting to people who are mixed species? What is taboo to them and what will they find shocking if they leave? What is society's attitude to 'difference' of various kinds?

Basically, if you build your nomads from the ground-up, rather than starting from the idea of "I want Gypsies/Buryats/Berbers/Minceiri but with the numbers filed off and not offensive" you can end up with a rich, unique nomadic culture who make sense in your world and don't end up making a rod for the back of real-world cultures.

[pebblesinyourshoe]

Be Like Phil - Keep Doing Your Best

Punxsutawney Phil, the groundhog from Gobbler’s Knob near Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, is the centerpiece of a celebration dating back more than a hundred years.

While the “Inner Circle” - the men in top hats and black overcoats who speak ‘Groundhogese’, claim 100% accuracy with their predictions, the actual success rate is around 39% accuracy. Most often, Phil emerges, sees his shadow, retreats to his den, and six more weeks of winter remain.

But Phil isn’t always right. He’s actually wrong more than he’s right. And yet thousands still gather to celebrate him. People still dress in fancy long blacks coats with tall black top hats. The event still receives national attention. And the groundhog does his thing and is wrong more than right. And still the hype.

Which serves as a reminder to us all that we can misstep. We can try and then fail. We can think we see our shadow and think one way when another outcome becomes reality. And we will be okay. Just like Phil. The key is to keep rising everyday and looking outward. And if we see our shadow, realize that we can do our best with what we have and get it right sometimes. And other times, we miss the mark. But like Phil, we keep hope and we keep trying and if we are lucky we may even have overexcited individuals dress in funny outfits celebrating our best efforts.

Happy Groundhog Day. Here’s hoping Phil’s best effort brings us an early spring.

[drjaycalvertmd]

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NOSE

RHINOPLASTY

ETHNIC RHINOPLASTY

SEPTUM SURGERY

REVISION RHINOPLASTY

TEENAGE RHINOPLASTY

FACE

THE NATURAL LIFT​​™ FACIAL REJUVENATION

FACELIFT

BROW LIFT

CHIN & CHEEK IMPLANTS

EAR PINNING (OTOPLASTY)

EARLOBE REPAIR

ENDOSCOPIC BROW LIFT

EYELID SURGERY

FACIAL FEMINIZATION SURGERY

FAT TRANSFER TO FACE

LIP AUGMENTATION

LIP LIFT

LIP SCAR REVISION

NECK LIFT

TURBINATE REDUCTION

BREAST

BREAST AUGMENTATION

BREAST IMPLANT EXCHANGE

BREAST LIFT (MASTOPEXY)

BREAST RECONSTRUCTION

BREAST REDUCTION

CAPSULE REMOVAL

FAT TRANSFER TO BREASTS

NIPPLE RECONSTRUCTION

NIPPLE TATTOOING

CAPSULECTOMY

SALINE BREAST AUGMENTATION PROGRAM

BODY CONTOURING

ARM LIFT (BRACHIOPLASTY)

BODY LIFT

BUTTOCK IMPLANTS

CLITORAL HOOD REDUCTION

EXCISION OF SKIN CANCERS

HERNIA REPAIR SURGERY

LABIAPLASTY

LIPOSUCTION

MALE BREAST REDUCTION

MINI-TUMMY TUCK

MOMMY MAKEOVER

PANNICULECTOMY

SCAR REVISION

THIGH LIFT (THIGHPLASTY)

TREATMENT OF THE MONS

TUMMY TUCK

ROXSPA

ANTI AGING CLINIC

ACNE TREATMENT

BOTOX

CHEMICAL PEELS

C02 LASER

DERMAL FILLERS

FEMILIFT

HARMONY LASER

HYDRAFACIAL

HYPERHIDROSIS TREATMENT

HYPERPIGMENTATION TREATMENT

IPL PHOTOFACIAL

KYBELLA INJECTIONS

LASER HAIR REMOVAL

LASER PORE REDUCTION

LED LIGHT TREATMENTS

MICROBLADING

PIXEL LASER TREATMENT

ROXSPA FACELIFT™

SCAR REMOVAL

SCULPTRA BBL

SKIN TIGHTENING

SCLEROTHERAPY VEIN TREATMENT

STEROID INJECTION

STRETCH MARK REMOVAL

ULTHERAPY

ULTRASHAPE

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[spitgobbler]

the bot broke + misgendered and i can’t stop laughing 😭 I’ve never seen one do this before

[ashbelero]

Look, I don't give a fuck about whether it's a Pagan ritual or not. It's not being done that way now. This is several men in tuxedos going up to the Knob Gobbler to fish a rodent out of the ground and claim to be speaking Groundhogese so they can read off of a scroll about whether it's going to keep being cold. I'd take the goat king over that. He's certainly better than the one they've got now.

I’m sorry, the groundhog lives WHERE?

[ace-with--a-mace]

cannot do anything at school now cameras everywhere

[galoots]

@d00mkn1ght (tumblr never can find your blog when I'm trying to reply??)

This took me a second but yes this is absolutely turkey!gladstones name now and I would love for someone to draw happyrock and gladstone together

[the-whatcherof-89]

Niki Nihachu the “Nemesis” baker.

CR 16 N Humanoid

XP 76,800 (if used as npc for encounter) Undine Witch 16 (Gingerbread witch)

Neutral good (with some evil tendencies) Medium humanoid Init +3; Senses Perception +20

AC 26, touch 21, flat-footed 23 (+3 Dex, +1 intuition, +3 deflection, +3 natural, +6 armor) hp 146 (16d6+32)

Fort +11, Ref +13, Will +15

Speed 30 ft. Melee MWK Sickle+8 1d6-1, Spells. Ranged MWK Crossbow+13 1d8, Spells.

Racial Native outsider, Swim speed 30ft, Amphibious, Darkvision 60ft, Water sense, Hydrated vitality.

Traits Artisan(bakery), Bitter.

Class features Gingerbread familiar, Cauldron cook, Tricky treats hex, Confection conjure, Gruesome gobbler, Horrible hunger, Patron: recovery, Extra spells (Liberating command, Remove paralysis, Sacred bond, Freedom of movement, Cleanse, Heroes feast, Joyful rapture, Protection from spells), Hex (Ward, Misfortune, Slumber).

Spellcasting CL16 DC18 infusions per day 4/6/6/6/6/5/4/4/3 Spells typically prepared: 

8-Resurrection, Mind blank, Mass cure critical wounds, Destruction. 7-Regenerate, Heal, Harm, Power word: Blind.

6-Transformation, True seeing, Cone of cold, Dispel magic, Greater.

5-Cure critical wounds, Hold monster, Telepathic bond, Teleport.

4-Wandering star motes, Cure serious wounds, Threefold aspect, Lighting. 

3-Heroism, Dispel magic, Fly, Speak with the dead. 

2-Glitterdust, Cure moderate wounds, Burning gaze, Fog cloud. 

1-Cure light wounds, Mage armor, Identify, Mount, Unseen servant, Ray of enfeeblement, Charm person, Detect secret doors, Burning hands.

Str 8, Dex 16, Con 14, Int 26, Wis 12, Cha 10

Base Atk +8; CMB +14; CMD +28

Feats Accursed hex, Spell penetration, Greater spell penetration, Spit hex, Steam caster, Extra hex (Fortune, Flight), Craft wondrous items.

Skills Craft(Alchemy)+27, Fly +14, Heal+20, Intimidate +11, Knowledge (Arcana)+27, (History)+19, (Nature)+23, (Planes)+27, Perception+20, Profession(Cook)+20, Spellcraft+27, Swim+23, Use magic device+19.

Languages Common, Aquan, Ignan, Auran, Terran, Draconic.

Combat gear Bracers of armor+6, Ring of protection+3, Amulet of natural armor+3, Dusty rose prism ioun stone, Rod of abrupt hexes, Shawl of the crone, Robes of resistance+4, Headband of Intellect+6(knowledge the Planes), Stone familiar, Boots of the hinterland, Aquatic cummerbund, Ring of spell knowledge (shield), Cauldron of brewing, Lavender and green ellipsoid ioun stone, Belt of the cackling hag(as per blouse but occupies belt slot), Staff of feast and famine, Wand of haste, Darkleaf leather armor, Witch kit, Familiar satchel, Baking kit, MWK light crossbow, 20 MWK blots, MWK sickle, Diary, 13gp. 

Background Niki did so much and sacrificed a lot while nobody saw or probably cared. She hated Schlatt for his vile regime, she doesn’t appreciate Tommy ways of doing things, has an anger issue with Tubbo  because he wasn’t punished for his deeds, but at the same time appreciates others such as Hbomb, her partner Puffy, holds respect for Eret views. However, Antfrost betrayal at the Red Banquet and Wilbur’s action toward L’Manberg are a thing on its own, bad things. After joining the Syndicate, she has found a sense of belonging and a something akin to a family, although she had to go thought the process of accepting that the founding figure was Technoblade. After parting ways on good terms with Jack Manifold, Niki had lots of thoughts about the death of his colleague Ranboo who died recently and just thought if she could just rewind and do everything all over… “It can be arranged.” Said a voice. Niki dropped her pastry tools and swiftly grabbed her sword. “If you have a desire i can grant it. Come find me.” Niki followed the voice with cautious steps but as soon as she turned the corner, the world shifted and so did her aspect. She found herself atop a hill in front of a vast sea. “I am waiting for you and for your friends.” Niki stood up “A do-over? Too good to be true, and yet…” then she started walking, her mind was set. The journey had begun.

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I should elaborate

I have two main issues with the paintbrush,

One, the swingspeed

Two, the ink it consumes.

The paintbrush takes two years to swing once. Which leaves you open for far too long to do anything effectively. Even worse, if you swing with no ink, go into the ink to refill, I think it's a animation error but there's a chance you still swing with no ink

Speaking off ink, the Paintbrush is an abosulte INK GOBBLER. If your lucky you can get about 4 or 5 good swings in before you run out. Which, is horrible. And again leaves you open. I don't want to run all inksaver but I might have too

Why is the paintbrush so crusty oh my god