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eefaevie · 10 months ago
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parce qu'on s'est crié des mots qui ont sali tous nos plus beaux dessins, on a hurlé des chaudières d'encre noire sur le bonheur
j'expose ma tête, mes yeux, mon cœur et mes mains
si tu reviens
something quiet, gentle, and romantic for today. I’ve been assured it’s suggestive enough for @goodomensafterdark ‘s smut war, so enjoy this soft interlude with suggestive tummy ❤️
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bjs4bildad · 6 months ago
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Public Snervice Announcement
Ву BJs4Bildad and @bingothedingo666
Writers, artists, creators of the GO and After Dark Community, I BEG of you to take just a few moments of research about snakes when you create content surrounding them. I say this with love and adoration because where else am I going to get snake porn? But the amount of times I have read about Crowley losing his scales takes me OUT and brings my horny to a HALT! There's more misinformation about snakes out there, but this is my biggest ick. Thank you for taking the time to learn just the basics and thank you Bingo for so enthusiastically hopping on board to help me teach all of you!
Hugs n Big Sloppy Smooches, - BJ
@goodomensafterdark
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dragon-spaghetti · 5 months ago
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Do you think sinners miss the night sky..?
(Please click for better quality!!)
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starry-bi-sky · 3 days ago
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on a completely separate note; shizun luo binghe with a disciple shen yuan who fell into the abyss??? *thinks about LBH canonically stealing SQQ's corpse for 5 years* he'd hallucinate i think. like, like visual and audial hallucinations.
Keeps thinking he's seeing SQQ in the corner of his eyes, or wandering between the trees, amongst a group of disciples. Thinks he hears him calling for him, but its just the wind or another disciple.
Gets Xiu Ya reforged but patently fucking refuses to make a sword mound. Because his disciple Is Not Dead :))) There was No Body. He's Not Dead. And If You keep Insisting That He Is, He's Gonna Skewer You :). He's holding onto Xiu Ya so he can return his most favored disciple's sword when he returns. It's on his hip right next to Zheng Yang where it's supposed to be.
Also this motherfucker?? does not sleep btw. He has the image of SQQ, wide eyed and hysterical and standing at the mouth of the abyss burned into his fucking eyelids. Can't use the dreamscape to escape it either because he keeps trying to save him and either he does and it's an incredibly cruel trick to wake up to, or he doesn't and he gets his heart broken in several different pieces again.
There is no convincing this man that Shen Qingqiu is dead. Absolutely nothing at all. He is buried so deep in denial that moles would be jealous of how deep he is. He keeps making tea for two in the bamboo house only to remember that it's just him. SQQ's fans are hiding everywhere, little reminders of his presence. He goes to wake up SQQ on the mornings he sleeps in-- only to find the room empty.
#svsss#luo binghe#svsss au#scum villain#scum villian self saving system#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#disciple shen yuan#lbh. visibly exhausted and with twitchy eyes: im fine :) | everyone else: ho no the fuck you ARENT.#SQQ was hysterical not because he found out LBH was half-demon but bc he was having a long-awaited mental breakdown over his autonomy :)#or (limited) lack thereof. he was having a sudden onset crisis of mortality and was handling at quite literally the WORST time. oops#im thinking very hard that LBH would never push his disciple into the abyss especially with no system to force him to. so SQQ either#had to goad him into it (failing always) or throw himself in. he ended up doing it himself but not before some very impressive hysterics.#BUT ALSO. IF THIS HAD BEEN WHERE SQQ WAS THE HALF-HEAVENLY DEMON INSTEAD IT WOULD'VE BEEN SO GREAT.#and by great i mean horribly angsty bc SQQ is NOT doing too hot and has. in very SY-like fashion. convinced himself that LBH will kill him#when he finds out he's a demon. so when it comes out i have this mental image of him lunging at LBH and LBH flinches back. but SQQ wraps hi#hands around the blade of Zheng Yang and yanks it up so the tip of the blade is digging into his chest where is heart is. LBH can't yank th#sword away without risking slicing into SQQ's hands. SQQ's hair has fallen out of its tail/bun and is now messily spilling down his#back and its NO helping the kinda deranged look he has going on. he's visibly shaking and his eyes keep flittering away and back at LBH's#face. SQQ is looking at the messages from the system warning him that he has to go into the abyss or punishment will occur. he's like.#rambling though. talking about how shizun doesn't *like* unclean things and there is nothing more unclean than a demon. like he is#INSISTING. LBH can't?? get a fucking word in. actually. SY isn't listening that much either anyways. too overwhelmed with the system and#the amount of stress he's under and his crumbling mental state and the innate and primal desire to live even when he's standing in front of#his own executioner. it all ends with him sitting on the ground at the lip of the abyss with his hair falling in his face. he looks so#unkempt and fallen apart and so distinctly *non-Shen Qingqiu* that LBH feels physically ill over it. tears are streaming down SQQ's face#and despite everything he is smiling. its not a nice smile. its a very frayed falling apart at the seams about to crack smile.#he tells shizun not to worry about staining his blade with this disciple's filthy blood because this disciple will take care of it himself.#and then he falls into the abyss before luo binghe can so much as grab him. the only reason LBh doesn't literally jump in after him is bc#he was numb with shock and the abyss was already closed before he could feel his legs again :]
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daz4i · 1 year ago
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mori bro now's your chance. his other ex-husband died man he has no one else to go to you should shoot your shot again come on bro
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mrghostrat · 9 months ago
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kiratastic · 4 months ago
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A real rarity, Kira has once again made an illustration and completely finished it 😁
Well, I would like to use this drawing to thank everyone who accompanie me on my journey and support me!
Thank you very much!!! 🥹❤️ I sometimes struggle to find the right words, but I think a thank you is worth a thousand words!
And I thought this drawing was more than worth finishing, even though it was originally created for my comic 🥰
Since my comic takes place in autumn in my imagination, there is now autumn flaire in summer 🤣
I hope you like it!
Much love from me! 💖
@goodomensafterdark
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klingonrealitytelevision · 9 months ago
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Everyone loves to bitch to the bartender in other languages. Unfortunately/Fortunately for them their bartender understands them. Vaggie was just talking to herself in Spanish, when Husk responded she almost hit the roof.
Angel continues to try and say the filthiest things in Italian to get a reaction. Husk just responds in any language but English or Italian. Sometimes it sounds like he's flirting back?
Charlie keeps trying to get him to teach classes, he refuses, but he does offer to teach her a few phrases here and there, mostly Spanish to impress Vaggie.
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syoddeye · 3 months ago
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thinking about soap who can’t charm folks like price, or make them laugh like gaz or simon. he isn’t even sure that brand of company is what he’s in the mood for, anyway. besides, he’s too impatient. he wants to skip to the fun part, where his heart’s racing and blood’s pumping. and when someone catches his eye, he doesn’t give a shit if they’re alone or not.
the moment the seat beside you opens, he bulldozes his way through the crowd to take it. no clever line, no gentle request. it’s a miracle he remembers to smile. he’s halfway off the seat, slinging his arm around the back of yours, leaning in to catch your scent.
he doesn’t ask your name or what you’re drinking. doesn’t ask if the fella in the spot before him was a friend or a boyfriend.
“who’s yer friend? can he fight?”
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goodomensafterdark · 10 months ago
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More aphrodisiac laudanum-addled Crowley by the great reddit user legal_chipmunk_2095!
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ineffablyruined · 11 months ago
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Good Omens + Bad Jokes (6/?)
Made as part of the Angst War over at @goodomensafterdark
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daneecastle · 11 months ago
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Angst War Final Submission - Collection
So, here is the final part of the comic that I technically made for the angst war. This is done.
After this point starts the actual comic that will continue into my personal Good Omens AU. It’s called:
Reversed Veil of Worlds (I will add the links to the next pages shortly.)
Next
I plan on making one more angst war submission in collaboration with @kotias …. Be afraid.
@goodomensafterdark @vavoom-sorted-art @gleafer @gahellhimself-blog @lauramoon1987
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opscuritas · 10 months ago
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The smut war has started and my first attack comes in the form of a comic: "The taste of my desire" (Page 1/?) Enjoy. 😈
Follow the smut war on reddit! @goodomensafterdark remember that any explicit content will be uploaded uncensored on my Ko-fi 😉
Next page 💕
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starry-bi-sky · 26 days ago
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mmm throwaway conversation between Dan and Danny that popped into my head that I had to write out:
"You spent ten years being a one-man mass extinction event, then went back in time and fought me, and lost." Danny snarls, arms crossed and throat tight. His mouth pulls back to bare dagger-sharp teeth, and his eyes burn with the familiar thrum of ectoplasm heating up behind his eyes. "If I didn't believe you were half of Vlad before, I do now."
His other self -- and really, can he even call him that? He's half of Vlad too. Two halves severed from each other and welded together to make a new whole, -- snaps his head over to him. Wild-eyed and furious, he looks unlike the man Danny fought before, the one unruffled and untouched, unbothered by the world around him. It's familiar, but not like the way a reflection is.
"What's that supposed to mean." The Other hisses, matching Danny's scowl one-for-one with fangs much bigger and sharper than his.
But there's a reason lions fear hyenas. Danny matches the rumble in The Other's chest with one of his own, and shoves his face close to his. "I don't lose."
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noirandchocolate · 18 days ago
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Kids! When someone in a fandom space posts or does something that seems tailor made or outright intended to piss you off and/or provoke you to respond? Remember! You can just say to yourself:
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And go on with your day without letting Haters into your life!
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stellewriites · 5 months ago
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trans!soap who buys one of those dick molding kits and drops it in ghost’s lap, asks him to do it so he can have a braw cock to fuck his new girlfriend with.
“need something that’ll leave her weak-kneed, ya ken? an’ i know from personal experience that yers’ll do the job, lt.”
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