"knight posting" this and "guard posting" that. i'm the princess's trusted handmaid who provides her advice and comfort in my soothing, low-class style. i am saying things like "if you don't mind me speaking out of turn, my lady..." and sharing fairy tales and lullabies my sad mother taught me. also i am fucking the jester.
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ONE-SINGLE-BRAINCELL(TM) X FAMILY
Everyone has only one braincell which they often lose many times a day. Not once... Not twice... the count can jump up to even a dozen.
They hide their bad memory issues and what they've already forgotten behind lies and painted smiles.
And thus their family life... maintains its thin veneer of peace... if they even remember about it.
Inspired by this post and using this color palette from farbecolore.com.
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likes to charge my abstract getting accepted so i can write this chapter for a new collection about bob dylan that i submitted to on a complete whim
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Angie McMahon @ Sydney Opera House
13/5/24
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DP x DC Prompt #70
Sam decides one day that she wants to start a band. Then, she decides to rope Tucker, Danny, and Valerie into it. It started off just as a way to spend time together, but then they started booking gigs. They’re still not any big name, but they got hired to play at a high-end nightclub called “Iceberg Lounge.” Sam has a good feeling about this.
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I think Harley Quinn went to clown college and got herself an egg and such. But she only uses that design for normal freelance clown stuff entirely divorced from her criminal life so nobody pays attention to it.
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oh fuck me someone requested heel turn 2 during john's solo bit at this gig so he played it solo and that means you can at points hear the crowd singing along. i feel very very normal about this.
(credit to LMGBTapes for the recording, full show here)
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Bless that trophy wife anon because they’re right. There’s no way mindscape citizens see whatever dipper does in the real world as a real career and he has no job in bill’s realm either, whether he likes it or not he’s entwined with bill’s world and his people and he can’t blame them for thinking his job is being bill’s husband.
That’s what pisses him off, the fact that they’re right.
No matter how Dipper protests that yes, he DOES have a job, the beings in the Fearamid don't believe it's 'real', or worse - humor him, then give Knowing Looks to the other demons in the room.
Meanwhile, Bill knows it's real - but sometimes he plays along like it isn't just to piss Dipper off.
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