#that recoil

[gaybuckybarnesss]

HASAN PIKER Twitch 2/3/25

[frownyalfred]

thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.

Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:

Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)

weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)

scars

FRESH scars

the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42

Olympic athlete level physiques

rotator cuff injuries across the whole family

scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes

old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)

Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)

every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints

calluses

no really, the weirdest fucking calluses

[kivyvimes]

Yearly sanji drawing

[greenflamethegf]

[s-lycopersicum]

[paradiseyuri]

Created by : ☆お茶☆ Respective credits to the creator ⓟⒶⓇⒶⒹⒾⓈⒺ♡ⓎⓊⓇⒾ

[fuckheadwitha]

This mother fucker really put on matching shirts to go on a bookstore date with his director friend like cmon

[sonic-au-collision]

SONIC AU COLLISION: ROUND 4

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RECOIL belongs to @lazydayslivin & @transzsonix [link to summary & reference sheet]

Vampire AU belongs to @kingprinceleo [link to masterpost]

Content Warnings: Blood & Implied Cannibalism

Explore each world below the cut!

RECOIL:

After a strange vision, Silver ushers to explore the ruins of the Ark alongside a wayward Shadow, seeking clues to another one of his seemingly prophetic nightmares. Before they can dive any deeper into the mystery, an old device is set off and Silver is captured in its vortex, sending him to the past!

Silver finds himself in the thrust of the mayhem on the Ark, and his goodnature ends up making drastic changes to history when he saves Maria. Now, back in the present, Silver is facing the consequences of his heroism and what it's done to his friends. Alongside Screw (Tails) and their makeshift sonic-robot (Gumball--based on Silver's embellished recounts of his blue blur), they search for a way to right the past and fix the present while avoiding GUN'S ultimate weapon and Eggman's scheming. although, changing time never comes without a cost.

Vampire AU:

Angel Island is the only life Sonic has ever known. Being trapped within the permanent barrier encasing the 8 islands isnt quite his style, so finding a way to destroy it and explore the world below has been his goal for as long as he can remember. Hes got a number of other things keeping him occupied however, trying to prevent the Robotnik family from taking over total control of the islands.

When he isnt fighting them off, hes hanging out with his friends, living his best life being a vampire both day and night. When he wants to get everyone off his back, and feed from his favorite vampire hater, Shadow, he uses his magic staff to change his appearance into an alter ego, Hoax the "Tenrec."

[lazydayslivin]

recoil (with no context)

[lizstiel]

gonna be real hard to separate the art from the artist on this one, chief.

[couch-house]

RECOIL Silver and Screw ( @transzsonix and @lazydayslivin ) meet Infested Sonic ( @flightyalrighty ) for the @sonic-au-collision semifinals

RECOIL is a really cool au! Good luck Infested! This looks like it'll be a fun round!

[transzsonix]

[fseffect]

Would Chisato count as a boss fight for the cupids?

[all-blues]

by 倉津ゆえ

[phat0nez]