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Roblox chat logs are a freaking goldmine
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i actually said this in game-
#meme#shitpost#dandys world screenshots#go commit die#dandys world#brightney#brightney dandys world#dandys world brightney#rodger#rodger dandys world#dandys world rodger
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roblox faces be like:
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If you drink monster in 2024 you're as good as dead to me
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here’s some memes I made of both mine and some of my friends ocs.
Noi, Sayoko, Hunter, Haru, Ion and Tatsuta all belong to my friend NeroOfficial on Deviantart.
#splatoon oc#splatoon#inkling#octoling#inkling oc#octoling oc#go commit die#ehehehe#Bottom middle inspired by hheisa
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The campaign for Firas, Nisreen and their family that is currently stuck in Gaza is moving forward extremely slowly!
It's unacceptable, knowing how urgent the fundraiser is.
Firas and Nisreen are two siblings from Gaza, currently studying medicine in Egypt.
Due to the ongoing genocide, their father lost his source of income and isn't able to pay their university fees.
Six members of their family are currently stuck in the Gaza Strip without the most basic neccesities of life.
FIRAS AND NISREEN MUST PAY THEIR UNIVERSITY FEES UNTIL 15TH OF OCTOBER.
There are a little above 10 days left (keep in mind we are counting as for Egyptian time zone!)
$10,109/$16,000 CAD raised as for now.
To reach the needed $5891 CAD in time we must raise about $590 CAD a day. I believe it is achievable and we can do it.
To start, you can match the donation I've made yesterday:
It is $13 CAD, so about $9,58 USD.
If you have more to spare, I encourage you to give what you can.
If not, please, donate even $5 CAD.
Post the proof of donation or share it with your friends so they could match you as well! This way, we would help Firas, Nisreen and their family!
Please, let's not let them down!
DONATE
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#gaza#gaza genocide#israel is a terrorist state#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#gaza gofundme#from the river to the sea#fuck israel#palestine#free palestine#north gaza#gaza mutual aid#mutual aid#humanitarian aid#donation match#donations for gaza#ceasefire#ceasefire now#help gaza#gaza help#stop the genocide#israel is committing genocide#palestine will be free#palestine will never die#palestine gofundme#gofundme#go fund them#donation#donation help
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Eddie goes out and buys oranges to do that ‘would you peel an orange for me’ thing that was trending a while back. He completely forgot that they already had oranges so Steve was peeling one when he got back. But nonetheless, he persist.
Eddie: Stevie, baby. Can you peel me an orange?
Steve: Oh, you can have this one. I��m almost done.
Eddie: But I want this one *holds up orange* can you peel it for me?
Steve: Yeah? I will, but…
Eddie: But what?
Steve: Last time we had oranges, you bit into one like an apple and ate the peel. You said that’s how your ancestors ate them.
Eddie: That was for a bit
Steve: You’ve done it multiple times
#Eddie is nothing if not committed to the bit#Everybody in the comments are like: Yeah obviously YOUR husband was going to peel you an orange#Your husband literally gave you CPR so you wouldn’t die Eddie#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington#eddie munson
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Giving the people what they demanded
#The way multiple people told me to draw this is insane I had to commit to the bit#Did I specifically wait until Christmas Day to post this? Maybe. This is my gift to you all this holiday season#yes this was an excuse to play around with the Scott pilgrim art style judge me ok#I swear redrawing characters as band albums is going to become my new thing#Anyway this is my obligatory shit post drawing after finishing a big piece#richard lipschitz#richie lipschitz#ruth fleming#peter spankoffski#pete spankoffski#grace chasity#nerdy prudes must die#starkid nerdy prudes must die#nerdy prudes must die fanart#npmd#npmd fanart#npmd starkid#starkid npmd#starkid#starkid fanart#team starkid#starkid productions#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#fanart#my art
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If you’re gonna care about prison abolition and justice you are necessarily going to have to care about the people who DID do those crimes and just want to reintegrate and live a normal life without hurting anyone. You're gonna have to be cool with the fact that the guy scanning your groceries might’ve raped someone. You're gonna have to relax about the possibility that your bank teller used to be a career criminal. The person sitting next to you on the bus might’ve committed three different murders, and as long as he's not about to commit a fourth right now, that's not your fuckin' problem. People don't disappear from society after they commit crimes, and most of them really just want to live a normal, stable life instead of going back to that. And the best way to make sure they don't relapse is to ensure they're able to live that peaceful life instead of freaking out because the guy next door used to run a dogfighting ring. You don’t have to be friends with them, you don't even have to like them, but you're gonna need to be okay with them existing in society. Sorry.
#spitblaze says things#SPITBLAZE SMASH#ive been playing y8 and lemme tell you. NOBODY else with this kind of reach and budget is tackling this topic#'aaaah that guy used to be a yakuza and hes helping OTHER yakuza find gray area jobs aaaaaaaah'#as opposed to what exactly. unless you want every single person whos ever committed a crime to die they cant just disappear#and anyone who has EVER been a yakuza has a mandatory 5 year period where they have ZERO social safety net. no apartment. no phone plan.#nothing. nada. zip. zilch#this person couldve been expelled because they gave away every last dollar the clan had to charity.#you still gotta go five years at rock bottom and good fucking luck if you survive that#society has undesirables and just shoving them to the side where you dont have to think about them#only makes it more likely they'll relapse#so either be normal about thr fact that someone might have been a felon or a bad person at some point#or shut the fuck up lmao
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i may or may not have made full designs for mercs in an rp i'm doing...
rb > likes or smth
misc + og designs under cut :thumbs up:
here's them before i started colouring
most of these are pretty gimmicky on purpose, also i changed a cuple of stuff here and there
for the sake of the rp i designed these kill feeds (more or less inspired by those chat devices someone made for dsmp that one time) (it's a little primitive, but it only has to be functional)
there is a v.2 which has the form of a watch (you can see it on sniper, spy and engie) (it also has a mode where instead of sending notifications it vibrates, thought it would be fun for sneaking) (maybe it even has a walke talkie function, yk, for team comms) (i didn't draw but it's all fictional anyway)
i kept some on my hcs in these ddesigns too, like engi's and Pyro's special goggles and tails and
i also removed Medic's lab coat because... well... he doesn't have it on...
i removed Sniper's facial hair too because i ended up hating it hfsgfe
there's also this uh,, thing i made
(yes, i made spy look and pose like that on prpose lmao)
#and yeah that's it#no beta we die like archimedes on the battlefield /j#anyways ms paint is the best art program change my mind#i experimented with the proportions a little in the beginning#you can see it in scout and sniper#but i ended up not sticking with it very much as you can see fgysgfe#my friend plays the red team teehee#they also have a red army robin oc. Pep beloved#tf2#tf2 fanart#tf2 oc#engie tf2#engineer tf2#sniper tf2#spy tf2#medic tf2#soldier tf2#scout tf2#heavy tf2#pyro tf2#demoman tf2#demo tf2#tf2 headcannons#misterious stranger fallout 4#it's 1 am and i have to get up for school at 7 am#i am going to commit die /nsrs#if anyones wondering btw i made these of loadout.tf#very cool site#you can spin them#gunslinger
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no i don't want something "casual" make a suicide pact with me now
#if you don't you're a coward afraid of true love and commitment#if you can't even die with me goodness gracious...... how is the rest of our relationship gonna go
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i do think peak comedy is a steve who is absolutely aware of the effect he has on people, but has never felt that way towards anyone else-- the closest he got was with nancy and robin, because he loved them both in different ways, and sometimes he felt like he was going to go insane if he didn't talk to them or touch them right now, but it was never like he had seen other people act about him. robin and nancy made him a better person. they didn't drive him to ridiculous levels of violence and obsession. maybe people in hawkins were just fucking weird.
and then he meets eddie, falls in love with eddie, and he's like... yeah, okay. alright. no, i get it. if anything happened to this guy i would steal the nuclear launch codes.
#steddie#jgkfldgj separate fic idea where everyone is talking about their best murder ideas as like a joke#nancy has a gun she's been thinking about longingly eddie's is dramatic argyle's is disturbingly competent etc#and steve is just like how many of the government officials that we know do you think i would have to fuck to get access to the nukes#idk steve is the epitome of go big or go home To Me#like he's always the one put in situations and then he commits to the bit a thousand percent and is way more extra about it than everybody#he hit billy with a fucking car . do u get that#nancy was like im gonna shoot at him like a normal person in an action film#and steve was like oh the vehicle im currently in? before airbags were invented? im gonna send it full speed into that guy#as you fucking do#the only one in the upside down mostly naked and shoeless btw#like ???? do u think this is die hard u bitch bc that hasnt come out yet#what was i talking about its 2 am
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like i’ve said time and time again, i haven’t watched bbc merlin in years but i was just wondering when the first time merlin called arthur by his name to his face and im scrolling thru the transcripts on the fandom wiki (supposedly it was s1ep4 btw) and im skimming the script for all these episodes and getting angrier and angrier. gaius was wrong for all that. morgana deserved so much better. edwin muirden was valid as hell (for targeting uther AND gaius. yeah. i said it.). also kilgharrah ate with that one lil line “then turn a blind eye. that is, after all, your talent” okay lizard brain pop offff.
#gaius telling merlin to stop using magic so casually in the privacy and security of their quarters?????#wtf is wrong with that???? ur only instilling unnecessary fear and shame into him#gaius KNOWING morgana is a seer but gaslighting her into believing its nothing more than dreams#same shit#making her feel crazy for something shes going thru#OOOOO GAIUS GOT ME PISSED OFF#SORRY#IM NOT NORMALLY ANTI GAIUS BUT WHEW#reading back thru these transcripts got me heated#gaius and uther and kilgharrah were all wrong#there were hints of arthur being accepting of magic in s1#when gwen was accused of healing her father arthur literally stood up to his father about it#ABOUT MAGIC!!!!!#and told him that even if gwen had used magic she used it to cure her father#he described it as an act of love and kindness#FUCKKK#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#morgana le fay#morgana pendragon#anti gaius#sorryyy#but im actually not#like uther committed a genocide and we hate him yeah but gaius stood by and did NOTHING and even built off of uthers actions#yeah sure he didnt kill anyone or turn anyone in to uther but he used uthers actions as a way to instill fear and shame into magic users#who came to him for HELP#merlin repeatedly about other magic users circa s1: but theyre like me!!#gaius and kilgharrah: no they are bad and evil and need to die!!!#everything wouldve been so much better had merlin just followed his heart and made his own choices
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imagine if the shen family was actually a part of the mafia. and shen yuan just never knew.
like his Family is rich and they are all super close. he’s even in contact with some of his distant relatives pretty often, which is kinda cool for him, he’s sure that this isn’t the case for most families so he considers himself lucky to know the extent of his family tree. sure, some of them seem to have lost a marble or two but what family doesn’t have a couple oddballs in their midst, you know?
and its not just sy’s comical obliviousness that contributes to this. his family is well aware that sy is not suited for this life style- especially his siblings. they grew up watching him get himself into all sorts of weird situations and putting himself at a disadvantage simply because he’s too nice. he can try and deny it all he wants (just like how he denies he’s gay- c’mon sy everyone can tell you are not straight) but his sense of justice would only burden him if he were to work for the Family. not to mention his sense of self preservation is absolute shit and they don’t want to have to babysit him his whole life- and he probably doesn’t want that either!
so they send him off to college, help him find an apartment, and basically do everything they can to help him start off on his own, away from the Family. his siblings had to do a whole lot of convincing to let this happen btw- this kind of thing usually isn’t allowed, but sy doesn’t know anything that could be used against the Family, so they make an exception in his case. better for them to not have a deadweight sticking around either is what they say but they all dote on him anyways and refuse to admit they care about him. sy definitely picked up this line of reasoning from them btw.
shen yuan is a little upset and confused that his Family seems eager to send him off (it’s not like they can’t afford for him to live with them after all- both of his older brothers still live in the Family’s massive house and even his aunts and uncles are living there??). he manages to recover quickly though. at least now he can read his web novels in piece without prompting any dick jokes (his cousins had a field day when they found his account with all of his pidw comments…). now he just needs to figure out how to live by himself.
it’s not that sy is incapable of taking care of himself- it’s just that he’s so used to having other people with him that he never understood how much they were doing for him until they were no longer around. but that’s fine, living on your own is just another learning curve and sy is willing to rise up to the challenge. which he did, by the way! he found a job and pays his taxes and even though that isn’t much he still gives himself a mental pat on the back for it. he is still in contact with his siblings, he never misses an update for pidw which he totally doesn’t get excited for and his life is going great.
……until he accidentally eats some expired food and dies.
#and the Family thinks that someone assassinated him#but his siblings know that he rlly was just too careless TT#not sure if someone has done this already but here#shen yuan mafia au#except its not??? technically????#imagine sqq and sqh are forced back into the modern world and airplane is like wtf. wdym you were this rich this whole time.#and it clicks for him immediately that sy’s family is involved in organized crime#sketchy recognizes sketchy. airplane was never a fan of commiting felonies but living another life as sqh gave him that sixth sense#or smth like that idfk lol#something something sy/sqq has always needed a chaperone cause hes so fucking reckless#first it was his siblings and now its lbh lqg mf yqy and that doctor guy i forgot his acronyms rip#svsss#svsss au#scum villian self saving system#scumbag self saving system#scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#scumbag system#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#airplane shooting towards the sky#mxtx svsss#svsss ideas#svsss shitpost#also i keep seeing different things about how sy died..?#because when i first read svsss i thought he died in a fit of rage#but then ppl said that he choked on his food while finishing pidw#and then i heard other things about how he ate expired food???? like a bao bun or a dumpling or ramen idk#so i decided to go with expired food cause lbh would NEVER let him die like that lol
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SKULLY HAS RAIDED MERA'S BLOG!!!???
Skully over shining Zuzu?
UNFORTUNATELY...... yes,,, (˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥) WAAAA I AM SO SORRY, ZUZU!!!! My heart is just too big and I fell for the dead guy with his Victorian rizz and kiss addiction. I couldn't help it...... he charmed me. This obsession is terrible, dear Izuna!!!! OTL he's completely taken over my brain,,, a parasite that I can't shake!! >:(
He's so precious,,, my beloved King of Halloween, oh how I adore you most ardently. <3 I wish him nothing but peace and happiness forever hehe.
#twisted chit chat#video-game-luvr#AND THEN THEY KILLED HIM#THEY KILLED HIM AND NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW HAPPINESS 。°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°。#i need to write so much angst and fluff with him to cope with this sadness in my heart...#how is twst going to let me have a meaningful bond with skully and then RIP HIM FROM OUT OF MY ARMS?!?!?!?!#the amnesia is bad enough now they have to make him dead too T_T#when i catch you twst... when i catch you!!!!!!!#i need to write him in the plot of 'saishuu senkoku' where he's a lousy grim reaper trying to get you to commit suicide and reap your soul#but because he's so bad at his job it only makes you want to live even more just to spite him#something something skully inadvertently helping you find the will and meaning to live#something something the final declaration of 'i want to live' rather than 'i want to die'#skully with that song is so *chef's kiss* to me#my favorite mafu song... everything about it is just so good#AAAA I RAMBLED A LOT ;;;;
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Four times Jiang Cheng protected someone
Bonus: Two times Jiang Cheng was protected by someone
Yet, at the same time, Wen Zhuliu was closing in on Madam Yu. He looked as if he was about to knock her down. Jiang Cheng hurried, "Mom!"
He immediately gave up on Wang Lingjiao and threw himself over.
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation - Chapter 58 - Poisons - Part 3
That, at the town we passed on our way, when you were buying food, a group of Wen Sect cultivators caught up. That, I discovered them early and left where I sat, hiding at the corner of the street and didn't get caught, but they were patrolling the streets and would soon run into you outside.
That this was why I ran out and distracted them.
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation - Chapter 110 - Concealment - Part 4
Jiang Cheng heard the voice as well. In an istant, his face had turned white, "Sis? Sis! Where are you? Where are you?"
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation - Chapter 78 - Nightfall - part 3
With a roar, Nie Mingjue grabbed at Jin Ling. Both Jiang Cheng and Jin Ling had backed away to the corner of the wall, unable to retreat further. Jiang Cheng could only stuff Jin Ling behind him and unsheathe Sandu, which at the moment was unable to use spiritual energy, forcing himself to fend off the attack.
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation - Chapter 107- Concealment - Part 1
Bonus:
Lan Wangji grabbed Wei Wuxian's shoulder with one hand, letting Wei Wuxian stand behind him, and with his other hand he forcefully pushed away Jiang Cheng's hand. Rage could be seen hidden within his eyes. Although his push held no spiritual energy, it was quite powerful in terms of strength. The wound at Jiang Cheng's chest ripped apart again. Blood surged.
Jin Ling cried, "Uncle, your wound! Hanguang-jun, spare some mercy!"
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation - Chapter 102- Hatred - Part 5
Nie Mingjue's heavy fist punched through a body.
But the body was neither Jiang Cheng's nor Jin Ling's.
Wen Ning blocked himself before the wall, in front of the two of them. With both his hands, he grabbed Nie Mingjue's iron arm and slowly pulled it out of his chest, leaving behind a large, hollow hole. There was no bleeding. Only a couple of black organ crumbs fell out.
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation - Chapter 107- Concealment - Part 1
#This gifset had been something#On one hand I adore wzc and his expressions (bless him)#On the other hand I noticed how much cql committed to yunmeng bros and zhancheng agenda!#Also there are other moments where jc flings himself into danger to protect someone that I didn't include there#Also. It's my unpopular (?) opinion that jc tries to save his sister at nightless city. I like it so it's in the gifset lol#But. For the life of me. I couldn't find a moment where jc tries to protect jfm lol#I suppose jc's 'dad. let's go back to Lotus pier and die all together' kinda is jc protecting his dad but uh. I suppose they don't have#enough moments together *shrugs*#jiang cheng#*mgifs#uh. should I like put before the novel quotes and then the bonus gifs + the quotes?? uhhhh#Anyway I made the gifset only for the bonus lol. Tbh I find it hilarious#cw blood
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