#go birds bitches

[milfzatannaz]

I don’t even like football but as a local I HAVE to laugh

[bruciemilf]

Absolute “can my friends and I have a sleepover” energy

[mother-ofthe-universedraws]

How fucking DARE HE make Ford get rid of his Axolotl I will destroy him with my bare hands!

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Track list for Fig and the Cig Figs independently published Junior Year album (officially named “Infaethable”)

Teenage Rebellion

Night Yorb (a heavy metal banger)

Summer Scaries

Devils Nectar

Time Quangle (a love song about Ayda)

Multiclass (Gorgug sings on this!)

The Ballad Of Lucy Frostblade (Kristen was the one who convinced Fig to write this)

So Late, So Tactical

Do You Have A Fucking Warrant

Cassandra (Can You Hear Me)

Hall Of Mirrors

President Applebees (written entirely in the night after Kristen gets elected by a drunk Fig with extremely drunk notes by Kristen)

Raging For Love (inspired by Gorgug, of course)

The Elven Oracle (Has A Day Job) (So Stop Bothering Her)

Maximum Legend

Fury Of The Ball

Cursed

Infaethable

The Bad Kids

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 98

So there’s been a leucistic raven around the area I live and they are giving me ideas. 

 Danny is having fun. He’s on vacation! Sort of. Look, the GIW can barely find ecto-animals, and apparently being a halfa means that once Amorpho helped him with shapeshifting, he was golden. Well not literally, apparently his form’s coloration is based on his hair. So. But even then, who expects a raven of all things to be stopping crimes? Or aiding them. Look, the plant-lady has the right idea and he thinks Sam would adore her. Er, as long as she doesn’t kill anyone that is. 

 And Clockwork even gave his approval to do some time shenanigans too! Apparently there’s some super-speed heroes who he’s getting frustrated with and he’s allowed to follow them back in time to mess with their own stumbling through the time stream. Or something, does he really care? No, he’s on vacation! 

 But his absolute favorite has to be this sad funky british man and this age-shifting magic boy. He of course brings them all the best gossip- and food for the kid. Look, just because he’s on vacation doesn’t mean he’s gonna’ be heartless. He remembers how it is as a teenage-hero and the kid is like, ten so. 

 Though he’s pretty sure Mr sad-trench coat dude knows he’s not a normal raven but it’s hilarious to hear him try to figure it out. 

[bumblydumbly]

insane how people act like charles is ‘the jealous one’ like edwin didnt spend the whole first episode screaming crying throwing up every time charles looked at crystal and not him

[hinamie]

- wip -

shes cooking.......tears in her eyes but shes cooking

[a-sparrows-melody]

When you realize that you're actually aromantic and you have now lost your main source of inspiration for your insane, unhinged, slightly descriptive ramblings (a.k.a. "writing"): I messed up. Oh shit. I messed up.

[ohshitsherry]

Me when i search up scientific terms on the spot to look cool and metaphorical

[jaypilledsquared]

this weird transgender freak aeron. son of aramo and sylene wren but no one gaf about them so he's the nephew of lancelin. he is immune to "he has two hands" jokes

[moonilit]

“Tell me about Kanver,”

Self-Immolation By @itsjustliah, chapter 14

[captainrufflebanger]

Some Mirandr art from 2022. I drew the second one when my dad so kindly gave me covid that summer. Finishing that basically kept me alive still gave up on the wings tho 💀

[emorish-avian]

have i ever told y’all about my headcanon of iggy being a huge science nerd, specifically about his and the flocks biology

like

he takes everyone’s temperature to establish a baseline so that they know what a too high or low temperature for them is

he has medical notes on everyone in the flock to keep track of any issues they have

he researches a lot about hybrids and anything else at all related so that he can take care of his family cuz who the fuck else is going to do it. not a fucking doctor that’s for sure, because yk. doctors offices bring up a lot of bad shit for them

while jeb was raising them all, he wrote down any and all information given to them by jeb about their biology (in the fourth book, max says they need about 5000 calories a day when it’s warm, which i hc as either something jeb told them or something that iggy found out through measuring how much he ate in a day or whatever)

like i’m just imagining him as a twelve year old or something, sitting at a desk & calculating averages of calories consumed per day to establish a baseline, muttering to himself about the numbers or whatever and the rest of the flock just being like. okay whatever nerd (lovingly of course)

i also like to think about his relationship with jeb in regards to this. maybe he was constantly asking jeb questions about their biology when they were being raised by him at the e house. maybe they talked about how flight works a lot. maybe they bonded over their love for weird hybrid biology. maybe he felt disgusted by himself for ever loving jeb like a dad when it turns out that he was a bad guy the whole time

idk man. i’m just. hhhhhhhhh science nerd iggy

[moodstabilizr]

if i ever get to a point where i am genuinely mad about the casting of a childrens film not being “historically accurate” i need you to put me out of my misery

[chericheribaby]

kinda wish Cressida comes back for Eloise season and they finally realize they’re gay for each other

[boxwinebaddie]

oh freckle, freckle⠁.. what makes you so s p e c i a l?