#go away bro

[sanguinehoney]

i get my pet scan tomorrrrrrrrrrrrrrooowww

shits scary man. i will see if i die in like 2 months or if i got like idk 20 years left in me. :) life be wild guys (sorta scared but icant change things so im taking it as it is...!)

i see my oncologist on monday to discuss so i dont have to ponder too much thankfully

[as-seen-0n-tv]

Oh my god get lana del rey off of my feed PLEASE

[the-girl-down-the-street]

sky sports why do you need to have james on all weekend like i would rather anybody else

[boygirlthingfailure]

cannot believe this has to be said but NSFW BLOGS DNI. PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. I’m gonna start putting it at the top of every post because there’s been multiple instances now where I’ve had to see gross shit that makes me extremely uncomfortable because people can’t read 😭😭

[bobcross1010]

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.

Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

ik there’s no way they gave me the same teacher for both my english subjects this year

AND ITS THE SAME LADY I HAD LAST YEAR

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

that stupid little guy thar he hates

[cherries-and-knives]

Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*

Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.

[royaltea000]

he could not control the class 😔

[obsessedoverwater]

Sometimes the doomed old man toxic yoai gets so bad you just have to start writing about fucking revenge guac to get over the pain.

[tojisun]

also i keep thinking about johnny and how he still goes around calling you his girlfriend even when you’re already broken up just cause it makes you reach out to him, texting angrily how not only are you broken up but you’re already talking to someone else. and johnny just goes, “kyle, right? yeah, s’my type too, hen.”

“fuck you,” you reply back.

days later, johnny sends you a selfie of him and kyle with a message that says, “he said i can join!”

“jesus,” you whisper, awed and horrified at the same time. maybe even a little interested too, who knows.

[heyimkana]

why is this clip 3 hours long

[p3arl-luk1]

grumpy fish man

Doodled Seb to help my art block. I love how I drew his esca in these. :3

[0vergrowngraveyard]

city boy cant understand a damn thing his pirate brother is saying

[mammalsofaction]

Someone pointed out to me in one of my posts that the reason Perry was SO pissed off during OWCA files was bc he's jealous Heinz was spending time with so much of his co-workers, and Ive since been thinking about this and I genuinely hate how much this makes sense.

Obviously that isn't the ONLY reason, but. This is the second recorded time where Heinz ends up working for OWCA and BOTH times Perry spends the entire episode inexplicably grumpy and pissed.

You COULD say it's bc he's wary, he doesn't trust Heinz to behave professionally as an agent when he takes so much pride as an agent himself and incompetency pisses him off (true). Also that Heinz is lumped as his responsibility, and agent Lone Wolf hates being saddled to a person.....but these arguments crumble in light for a few facts.

1. Perry doesn't have THAT much respect for OWCA, and certainly not Francis, ESPECIALLY if they piss him off. See the aftermath of Undercover Carl. Its not a respect issue.

2. Perry knows what Heinz is like. He LIKES spending time with Heinz, and as early as the events in "Come Home Perry," HE knows that he can trust Heinz to always have his back. Its not a trust issue.

3. Perry is hugely supportive of Heinz reforming, and in MML, it's HIS money being the first and foremost funds provider for Heinz to start a time travelling agency. He likes Heinz turning tide fine, so long as he doesn't shut Perry out or leave him behind. It's not a Being Good issue.

So why was he pissed off?? Well. What's the ONE thing that upsets Perry, without fail, when it comes to his loved ones that isn't them being in undeniable danger.

Sharing. Perry hates sharing.

[ricky-mortis]

Curtwen Week Day 7: First Meeting/Last Words